Thank you for posting this video, Hypalinx. I go all the way back to the 80s when the Jackpots were £4.00 tokens and some landlords would not change them, lol.
Hypa bingo: "For the CZcamsrs" "I think it's there" "This is definitely a jackpot board" "It's gonna snake me" "One more press" "I reckon it's the hundred" "For a laugh" "Last board" "Standard" "I'm not falling for it"
The roulette machine is like any other fruit machine. Makes no difference what number you pick, if it's not due to pay out, you could have hundreds of spins before your number hits.
Great video lads, watched it all... Remembering when I used to start the day early at my local ( Key the machine) Then stay or go down the town on a mission lol !! BUT This was back in the day of all the OLDSKOOL BANDITS, From £15-£25 and upwards. The older machines in pubs were better/more fun to play/force !! Spiker the biker was my favourite lol !! Aswell as Card Shark ( EASY force ) and the list goes on... The 1st fruity I ever played was BIG BUCKS !! Used to pay out half the jackpot in coins, and the rest in tokens ( Remember that ?? ) You could use your tokens to buy beer in the pubs !! GOOD OLD DAYS
Great video. And yes Timmy is a little annoying but I think he’s heart is in the right place and I don’t know what has happened between hypa and timmy and to be honest it’s none of my business. I wish people would stop being horrible about what has gone on it’s about enjoying the footage ☺️
Mind if I make a point and I agree with hypa here. If your gonna play bookie roulette, why not go to casino and play roulette on a real table instead and get the banter and the beer? Miles more fun and a good day out. Clearly if your playing bookie fobts anyway, you have enough money to go to a casino. Not a arcade or “cashino” ;).
Well I put this under another video as well because Timmy said he didn't understand about percentages and randomness and this is my take on how it all works, I'm pretty sure I'm broadly correct. You'll find exactly the same wording under an earlier video, just thought nobody would look there so I'd put it here as well! This one's for Timmy, Hypa's friend, just because of something he said in the video. My take on percentage and random is this. Imagine you've got 3 bowls - yup, the 'pots' in games like Rainbow Riches are always there in all these games, just not always on show. So you can chuck a handful of copper, or silver, or gold at the player. Now IN THEORY, the longer a machine goes without doing a decent payout, the more it steps up/down through the pots. So - exaggerating to make a point here - if it had just paid out £500 but you didn't know this, it would only chuck random handfuls of copper at you. If it was heavily played and the last £500 was a couple or three weeks back, it could chuck out handfuls of silver and if it hadn't paid out anything much for a WHILE, you might get a couple of handfuls of gold. (Not necessarily t he full £500, just enough gold to balance the books.) So if you had a ledger/spreadsheet taking notes of the exact amounts of 'copper', 'silver', 'gold' (small, medium or large payments) being chucked at you, it would always equal 88% (or whatever the stated percentage is) of the money going in. All the random number generators are doing is determining how big a handful OF THE POT THE CYCLE'S CURRENTLY IN gets chucked at you. The RNG is NOT determining WHICH pot's being used. So if - again for argument's sake here - it's in the copper pot and hits a run of small numbers, because only a few bits of copper are being chucked out, the system realises it needs to do more to get its percentage right and steps up to the silver pot. If the RNG then hits big numbers and chucks big handfuls of silver at you, the system will step back down to the copper pot. If the RNG stays on tiny numbers mode, the system will step up to the gold pot. Now there IS a difference between the 'hidden' pots and those on view in games like Rainbow Riches.... The 'all at once' bronze, silver and gold pots are serviced BY the hidden pots. Oversimplifying for simplicity's sake, the system's chucking the occasional handful from its hidden pots into each of the CORRESPONDING 'all-at-once' pots. Which means it doesn't have to step up through the hidden pots anywhere near as often because it can balance its books with the occasional 'all-at-once' pot. So yup - the payouts on machines with visible pots WILL be smaller than those without them because the all-at-once pots can always be used to balance the books. So yes, you CAN have percentages with a RNG, it's just using its hidden pots!! Hope that didn't send you - er - potty. Chris (ulrichburke@hotmail.com.)
It’s 0345 in the morning and am up at 7 and am watching fruit machines from 3 years ago. Good video
Haha thanks for watching :-)
@@Hypalinxi was watching this on Saturday again 😂
Thank you for posting this video, Hypalinx. I go all the way back to the 80s when the Jackpots were £4.00 tokens and some landlords would not change them, lol.
Adding up the roulette when it says it on the right hand side 🤣🤣🤣
I used to hate it when people who think they knew everything (who actually knew nothing) stood beside me and spoke non stop like him
Absolutely
Hypa bingo:
"For the CZcamsrs"
"I think it's there"
"This is definitely a jackpot board"
"It's gonna snake me"
"One more press"
"I reckon it's the hundred"
"For a laugh"
"Last board"
"Standard"
"I'm not falling for it"
“Bang”
Tim (obviously) knows his way around the arcade scene too... good to see, love the videos.
Rewatching this for abit of nostalgia
Took me 3 days to catch up on all of these vids! Happy Christmas hypa hope you have a good one
lovely session mate
Timmy doesn’t know what day it is😂😂😂😂
Love these videos 👏👏👏👏👏
1:05:03
HYPA - "super add"
TIM - "That's quite good actually"
Also Tim (1:05:09) "what is super add?"
HA!! He's a plum
The roulette machine is like any other fruit machine. Makes no difference what number you pick, if it's not due to pay out, you could have hundreds of spins before your number hits.
Watching all your videos I love them and you guys still watching them now can't wait till you come back hyper
Great vid again lads kept me going through most my morning shift this one nice one 😊
The chuckle brothers have reunited.
Good ol timmy the pro who actually knows fuck all
“Literally one board” - the Timmy / Hyper motto (it’s never one board)
I lasted 2mins, heard both there voices
love watching pub bandit vids, hope to see more soon!!
Great video lads, watched it all... Remembering when I used to start the day early at my local ( Key the machine) Then stay or go down the town on a mission lol !!
BUT This was back in the day of all the OLDSKOOL BANDITS, From £15-£25 and upwards. The older machines in pubs were better/more fun to play/force !!
Spiker the biker was my favourite lol !! Aswell as Card Shark ( EASY force ) and the list goes on...
The 1st fruity I ever played was BIG BUCKS !! Used to pay out half the jackpot in coins, and the rest in tokens ( Remember that ?? ) You could use your tokens to buy beer in the pubs !! GOOD OLD DAYS
Timmy talks utter breeze
The main man hypa is back ! 👍😀
Fruit machines! woohoo. Thanks for the video and may the gambling gods be with you :) :>
very nice vid , i watched it all and not fell asleep merry xmas hypa
It would've lost on x2 I've just seen the angle 😂
What stake would you guys recommend? 25p, 50p or £1.
50p
Ohhhh do i feel some knew videos coming on Hyps. 👍👍👍👍👍👍🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾😃😃
Will try haha Merry Christmas !
Really good video lads. Nice to see some deals opposed to just all forces, nice one :)
I love watching these videos. Very interesting. Timmy knows the game inside out.
Deans In a mood because he has no Internet
Timmy is like your Arse after a really bad Curry. You can't stop it spurting out 💩
Hypa how do you no so much about way bandits play???
I only know basics haha, just messing around with a few drinks :-)
Great video. And yes Timmy is a little annoying but I think he’s heart is in the right place and I don’t know what has happened between hypa and timmy and to be honest it’s none of my business. I wish people would stop being horrible about what has gone on it’s about enjoying the footage ☺️
I’d guess hypa lent him a lot of money or he nicked off him
Wonder why they call it depress wheel
Mind if I make a point and I agree with hypa here.
If your gonna play bookie roulette, why not go to casino and play roulette on a real table instead and get the banter and the beer? Miles more fun and a good day out.
Clearly if your playing bookie fobts anyway, you have enough money to go to a casino. Not a arcade or “cashino” ;).
Oddballs
BTW - ignore Kieran and the others, nothing wrong with Timmy, as far as I can see he's one of the good guys and I wish I had a friend like him. Chris.
I'm so lucky to live near him
11month old footage i dont get it ;s
0.26 in.... prob just take something from this board and go and sit down, 2hr 40 later 😂😂
lol yeah that didn't last long. I was worried we'd miss breakfast.
You sound like Shane Brannigan lol
its standard timmy
I thought it was 40!!! 😂🤣😂
Nice one mate, set limits and stay safe nice video
If you were a band you would be. Cluey Lewis and no news
Middle for diddle what a spaz
What is forcing mean on bandits how u do that
Forcing is playing a machine until you get the top feature. It's not a 'true' term as it can actually cost you more than you get back!
I have to say i've never heard so much nonsense come out of someones mouth when gambling (Tim not hypa)
Nick Nash his knowledge is limited regards fruits
Tim is the god of fruits
Have a good Christmas and new year hypa🤙🏼
You too Johnson Cheers
Timmy life is a fruit machine lol
£10 roulette spin and hits 34 "That's massive!!!" £36 return...BRRRHAHAHAHAH!!!!
hypa is paranoid about note error 😂. seems to be what hypa wants to do as well. doesn’t matter what others want
Timmy life is a fruit machine
Well I put this under another video as well because Timmy said he didn't understand about percentages and randomness and this is my take on how it all works, I'm pretty sure I'm broadly correct. You'll find exactly the same wording under an earlier video, just thought nobody would look there so I'd put it here as well!
This one's for Timmy, Hypa's friend, just because of something he said
in the video. My take on percentage and random is this. Imagine you've
got 3 bowls - yup, the 'pots' in games like Rainbow Riches are always
there in all these games, just not always on show. So you can chuck a
handful of copper, or silver, or gold at the player. Now IN THEORY, the
longer a machine goes without doing a decent payout, the more it steps
up/down through the pots. So - exaggerating to make a point here - if it
had just paid out £500 but you didn't know this, it would only chuck
random handfuls of copper at you. If it was heavily played and the last
£500 was a couple or three weeks back, it could chuck out handfuls of
silver and if it hadn't paid out anything much for a WHILE, you might
get a couple of handfuls of gold. (Not necessarily t he full £500, just
enough gold to balance the books.) So if you had a ledger/spreadsheet
taking notes of the exact amounts of 'copper', 'silver', 'gold' (small,
medium or large payments) being chucked at you, it would always equal
88% (or whatever the stated percentage is) of the money going in. All
the random number generators are doing is determining how big a handful
OF THE POT THE CYCLE'S CURRENTLY IN gets chucked at you. The RNG is NOT
determining WHICH pot's being used. So if - again for argument's sake
here - it's in the copper pot and hits a run of small numbers, because
only a few bits of copper are being chucked out, the system realises it
needs to do more to get its percentage right and steps up to the silver
pot. If the RNG then hits big numbers and chucks big handfuls of silver
at you, the system will step back down to the copper pot. If the RNG
stays on tiny numbers mode, the system will step up to the gold pot.
Now there IS a difference between the 'hidden' pots and those on view in
games like Rainbow Riches....
The 'all at once' bronze, silver and gold pots are serviced BY the
hidden pots. Oversimplifying for simplicity's sake, the system's
chucking the occasional handful from its hidden pots into each of the
CORRESPONDING 'all-at-once' pots. Which means it doesn't have to step up
through the hidden pots anywhere near as often because it can balance
its books with the occasional 'all-at-once' pot. So yup - the payouts on
machines with visible pots WILL be smaller than those without them
because the all-at-once pots can always be used to balance the books.
So yes, you CAN have percentages with a RNG, it's just using its hidden
pots!! Hope that didn't send you - er - potty. Chris
(ulrichburke@hotmail.com.)
Utterly ridiculous post that explains nothing. Any idiot can work out this
Steak Time!!!
All the best for Christmas hypa lad, hope 2019 is a pincher of a year, fuck the haters ❤️👌🏻
Get yer face on camera hypa☺timmy not shy 😊
Mega
Happy Xmas to all...., Don’t know why Timmy gets so much shit .... respect and happy crimbo Hypa
Thanks for this video ...., 🖕 to haters
#preferonline ✌️🎄
Accent is horrible
What’s Timmy’s channel