What is Guava Juice even doing?

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  Před 5 lety +12999

    for more fruit/vegetable related content follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets

  • @h3llthing
    @h3llthing Před 4 lety +15850

    this genuinely feels like an alien trying to mimick being a human comedian

    • @charliefasurf1000
      @charliefasurf1000 Před 4 lety +237

      its youtube for 8-12 year olds "goo goo ga ga gi gi" creepy af

    • @bob1412
      @bob1412 Před 4 lety +77

      charliefasurf1000 4-12 year olds*

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 Před 4 lety +11

      Some sort of devil worshipper

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Před 4 lety +24

      aliens are smarter than guava

    • @nicole-3211
      @nicole-3211 Před 4 lety +30

      gus's sense of humor will grow on you

  • @dennisperez2897
    @dennisperez2897 Před 4 lety +10807

    I am an elementary school teacher. I know exactly who his audience is. And it makes me so sad.

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk Před 4 lety +114

      No u lier

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta Před 4 lety +835

      @@hardcoregamingdk looks like somebody didn't pay attention to their elementary school teachers, huh?

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk Před 4 lety +57

      FartInk8 teh squid you know me so well friend

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 Před 4 lety +10

      @@nickv.3573 Stupid question

    • @morThanatos
      @morThanatos Před 4 lety +194

      Dennis Perez don’t teach your students that christopher columbus was a hero and great man

  • @madelinekoh8499
    @madelinekoh8499 Před 3 lety +1962

    that one part where he says “why am i talking like that” feels like a moment of clarity in a sea of madness. like the demon taking control of his mind let go for just one second

  • @narqiez4669
    @narqiez4669 Před 3 lety +1822

    “Don’t bring a tv into the movie theater”- Thanks, Guava, I was so tempted to do that before

    • @nono2187
      @nono2187 Před 3 lety +17

      Fuck the tv and bat who brings a godamm ironing table.

    • @nono2187
      @nono2187 Před 3 lety +9

      And where did the pausing the movie thing come from? That makes no sense.

    • @keymanser2726
      @keymanser2726 Před 3 lety +10

      WHO ORDERS A PIZZA AT THE THEATER

    • @Big_Black_Man
      @Big_Black_Man Před 3 lety +15

      Watching Guava Juice videos is like trying to figure out how your foot works.

    • @sureshkandarath3753
      @sureshkandarath3753 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nono2187 dude calm down jeez
      Ur being a negetive Nancy here lol..

  • @rustyshackelford3590
    @rustyshackelford3590 Před 5 lety +22360

    I feel like Gus tricked me into watching a Guava juice video

    • @Asubatsu
      @Asubatsu Před 5 lety +107

      Same

    • @seanfro61
      @seanfro61 Před 5 lety +88

      How dare he

    • @bluesguitarman1223
      @bluesguitarman1223 Před 5 lety +440

      PLOT TWIST: Gus has been directing Guava Juice content from the beginning and uses these videos to plug his other channel

    • @jeepersrubicorn2568
      @jeepersrubicorn2568 Před 5 lety +91

      This was hard to watch. I find all these types of videos hard to watch because the content being observed is so impeccably cringe and simply hard to endure I can’t help but click off of the video.

    • @Kanigye1
      @Kanigye1 Před 5 lety +66

      At least I'm giving the view to Gus and not Guava Juice Lmfao

  • @CaptainSauce
    @CaptainSauce Před 5 lety +11302

    What he says doesn't matter, it's simply how he says it that'll entertain 3 year olds. He's the equivalent of jingling keys.

    • @graciethebelle
      @graciethebelle Před 5 lety +233

      When he made the first video about him and asked who this content was suppose to appeal to, I was p much saying the same thing.
      3-12 year olds.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 Před 5 lety +33

      @@leesalt bruno mars is filipino

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 Před 5 lety +27

      @@leesalt guava is american too... fillipino descent. are you talking about fillipino nationals or just people with fillipino descent? in that case bruno mars and guava juice would fit in that category....

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader Před 5 lety +112

      @@graciethebelle I'm pretty sure anyone over 8 wouldn't want to watch this

    • @spearhunked1369
      @spearhunked1369 Před 5 lety +71

      Put those jingling keys in the fucking socket

  • @MrAceAwesome1
    @MrAceAwesome1 Před 3 lety +446

    Jesus I don’t think I’ve ever straightfaced something so hard

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 Před 3 lety +18

      I've cried. Not of laughter tho

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před 3 lety +31

      My expectations were low but then he said goo goo ga ga

    • @Hituvuvuvu
      @Hituvuvuvu Před 3 lety +1

      Don’t use The Lords name in vain

    • @gucketjug
      @gucketjug Před 3 lety +2

      I think I was visibly frowning

    • @guy2574
      @guy2574 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Hituvuvuvu lmao oh my god you’re stupid

  • @declanmillar6356
    @declanmillar6356 Před 3 lety +279

    The sound of the keyboard being accidentlally struck as Gus leans back, broken by Guava's lack of comedic intelligence, is funnier than anything Guava Juice has ever made.

  • @im_kamil
    @im_kamil Před 5 lety +4465

    *Gus slowly descends into insanity as the video progresses*

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 Před 4 lety +2472

    His sense of humour reminds me of 2012 Smosh in a really warped, way. It's like if Smosh never had any punchlines.

    • @blackgemstone801
      @blackgemstone801 Před 4 lety +73

      Ah, the glory days. Before Google stole the tube from us

    • @max-3158
      @max-3158 Před 4 lety +49

      Smosh and ray William Johnson.. Those were the days... 😩

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 Před 4 lety +28

      Smosh is fucking ass and always was. Don't get the hype and never will. They were TRYING to do what Brandon rogers succeeded in.

    • @JAMSP00N
      @JAMSP00N Před 4 lety +46

      thats probably because he started around the same time
      used to be on wassabi productions, and my braindead 11 year old self used to watch his content back in like 2008

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 Před 4 lety +21

      Brandon rodgers is on the same level as early smosh.
      It's all obnoxious garbage for kids.

  • @scottthomas8475
    @scottthomas8475 Před 3 lety +327

    “Don’t pause the movie”
    The guy pauses the movie, leaves and then comes back and resumes it.
    Where is the joke?

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 Před 3 lety +58

      Don't you GET IT?? He PAUSES de moviiiiiiiii!!! HUEHUEHUEHUE!
      I have lost all will to live.

    • @toongaming3794
      @toongaming3794 Před 3 lety +4

      Me too

    • @callnight1441
      @callnight1441 Před 3 lety +16

      that joke could have been funny if there would have been a bloody audience reacting to him doing it, but there wasnt. why, guava, why?!?!?!

    • @lucanovellino1010
      @lucanovellino1010 Před 2 lety +12

      again there were no downsides to him pausing the movie. no audience was yelling at him or anything

  • @muffinbutton2873
    @muffinbutton2873 Před 3 lety +93

    I know he’s playing clips to show us how bad it is, but it makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong in just watching it.

  • @RabidBrain11
    @RabidBrain11 Před 5 lety +1078

    "Why am I speaking like that?"
    It's becoming self-aware!

  • @XXdoocer756XX
    @XXdoocer756XX Před 5 lety +2698

    Gus Johnson: Guava juice is not funny
    Jake paul: iS tHiS cYbEr BuLlYiNg!?

    • @Huge-orge
      @Huge-orge Před 5 lety +54

      You are a cyberbully.
      I dont like cyberbullies.

    • @vig5678
      @vig5678 Před 5 lety +52

      "So much hatred".

    • @samueljonathan6101
      @samueljonathan6101 Před 5 lety +8

      I thought it was funny when the security guard sat on the other guy like he was a chair and the chair guy started grabbing sensually.
      Smirks immorally

    • @hughmungus2946
      @hughmungus2946 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ADM-bv5ss you ever heard of a mothafuckin *J* *O* *K* *E*

    • @matthewthemilkbender8095
      @matthewthemilkbender8095 Před 5 lety

      Hugh Mungus you’re dumb stop commenting

  • @slavdog3180
    @slavdog3180 Před 3 lety +46

    That relatable moment when you go to an empty theater to watch your tv that’s 200x smaller than the screen but then the one guy there pulls out his metal baseball bat and hits it

  • @gholmes4547
    @gholmes4547 Před 2 lety +58

    "in the future, humor will be randomly generated"

  • @arcanecogs5275
    @arcanecogs5275 Před 5 lety +1486

    Oh i get it. He's doing the "le random xd" thing from about 10-15 years ago

    • @connerhagerman2470
      @connerhagerman2470 Před 5 lety +70

      arcane cogs spork my dog is actually a unicorn who farts potatoes and eats the hair of a 59 year old baby

    • @m3tallic
      @m3tallic Před 5 lety +18

      *holds up spork*

    • @VoidingTheContract
      @VoidingTheContract Před 5 lety +35

      Oh god 2009 really was 10 years ago already. I hate the video more now

    • @josiesmith8920
      @josiesmith8920 Před 5 lety +22

      Le epic potato rainbow corgi unicorn weird random burrito xD

    • @mink5251
      @mink5251 Před 5 lety +11

      arcane cogs - It’s raining TACOS xD :3 Spork!!!!

  • @megan3091
    @megan3091 Před 5 lety +8855

    Guava juice’s channel radiates 4th grade school project blooper energy

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap Před 5 lety +167

      viewed in that way that makes it sorta funny

    • @brmblazer
      @brmblazer Před 5 lety +105

      I was just about to say his video reminds me of the videos I made with my friends when I was 10 haha

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro Před 5 lety +35

      Oh my God, that's exactly that

    • @creativebeetle
      @creativebeetle Před 5 lety +148

      Specifically when the bloopers scenes were planned in advance and were entirely staged
      Love that energy

    • @battle1992
      @battle1992 Před 5 lety +24

      For sure, but it’s super calculated, probably multiple takes, half of his videos are click bait-y, and completely fake.. I saw a unboxing or mystery box shit that you could tell he didn’t buy, and just put a box of random shit in, opened it up, acted shocked, and got millions of views..
      It’s cancer.. like... I get it’s for kids.. but god.. it drives me nuts haha.. I guess good for him... he’s killing it lol

  • @baronsnout
    @baronsnout Před 3 lety +43

    "EDDY COME HOME!" so this is what happens when Gus is left to his own devices...

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 Před 2 lety +12

    Honestly, I laughed harder at Gus flailing onto the keyboard with the megaphone and saying “Comedy is very subjective” than I did during the entirety of that Guava Juice video.

  • @milessimpson9324
    @milessimpson9324 Před 5 lety +8965

    Be careful Gus or Jake Paul might show up next time you're getting a haircut

    • @Primalintent
      @Primalintent Před 5 lety +177

      Hey bruh, he's a bully didn't you know?

    • @noah.indahl5216
      @noah.indahl5216 Před 5 lety +224

      Fuck you Gus, u a bully an I don like bullies

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 Před 5 lety +24

      let's dap before we tell eachother that we don't like eachother!

    • @collinmiller8866
      @collinmiller8866 Před 5 lety +3

      Miles Simpson lol this is an off brand comment from my own...

    • @marchstars3318
      @marchstars3318 Před 5 lety +6

      He’s literally going after kids

  • @ThomasSquared
    @ThomasSquared Před 4 lety +1849

    The kid CZcamsr equation:
    Random=funny
    Loud=funny
    Loud=Random

    • @nickwynne9957
      @nickwynne9957 Před 3 lety +25

      The unbreakable cycle

    • @maxdownforcemedia
      @maxdownforcemedia Před 3 lety +31

      CZcams has turned into a shithole where people with absolutely no fucking talent whatsoever try to pander to kids. There's little to no creative content anymore.

    • @nourishinglotion334
      @nourishinglotion334 Před 3 lety +1

      What about Sr pelo?

    • @daxtonredmond5256
      @daxtonredmond5256 Před 3 lety +14

      Random can be funny if you do it right but loud isnt

    • @nourishinglotion334
      @nourishinglotion334 Před 3 lety

      @@daxtonredmond5256 czcams.com/video/YZrErQfqVjE/video.html

  • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
    @Gary_a_normal_human_being Před 2 lety +86

    When he said “why am I talking like that?” That where the drugs wearing off and there was a cut afterwards to not show them knocking him out and putting a syringe in his arm to get him back on track

  • @johannengelhardt5885
    @johannengelhardt5885 Před 3 lety +26

    “Don‘t litter at the theatre“
    More like: Don‘t litter CZcams with your content.

  • @freudiannipslip
    @freudiannipslip Před 4 lety +1889

    That weirdly self aware moment where GJ looked into the camera and said "why am I speaking like that" in that dead inside voice kind of startled me lmao.

    • @jareksmith
      @jareksmith Před 3 lety +383

      I don’t like that GJ could stand for either Guava Juice or Gus Johnson

    • @fayyeu
      @fayyeu Před 3 lety +50

      @@jareksmith bruhhh 😭

    • @user-zz2dr3up7j
      @user-zz2dr3up7j Před 3 lety +5

      time stamp?

    • @tenjaminfranklin
      @tenjaminfranklin Před 3 lety +30

      @@user-zz2dr3up7j 7:18

    • @arobi.5016
      @arobi.5016 Před 3 lety +18

      I don’t know if any of you remember when he was part of Wassabi Productions

  • @viennajordan9279
    @viennajordan9279 Před 5 lety +2746

    It's like he never grew out of the "random XD rawr tacos!!!!" humor of the late 2000s/early 2010s

    • @iwanttobetankman4260
      @iwanttobetankman4260 Před 5 lety +96

      Accept its 50% worse than that.

    • @Laconic_
      @Laconic_ Před 5 lety +123

      @@iwanttobetankman4260 except.

    • @rontreyfowler8770
      @rontreyfowler8770 Před 5 lety +22

      @@Laconic_ thank you

    • @jojivlogs_4255
      @jojivlogs_4255 Před 5 lety +88

      Except he didn't because he was likely never in that phase. He clearly knows that this is the type of vacuous garbage kids enjoy nowadays and he's absolutely milking it.

    • @LEGOWillMattAnimations
      @LEGOWillMattAnimations Před 5 lety +6

      somehow he's worse

  • @jessicanicole4350
    @jessicanicole4350 Před 3 lety +29

    this started as a school project aspiring to be like icarly that quickly got out of hand

    • @calculus3661
      @calculus3661 Před 3 lety +3

      Should've just sang the theme song and upload that, would have been more popular.

  • @thomasquick4050
    @thomasquick4050 Před 3 lety +35

    i literally couldn't stop wheezing at the tv bit because of how stupid it was. why did he think that was a plausible thing that happens? the fact that it was broken before hand and the half hearted bat swing, mixed with the fact that he clearly was desperately trying to keep a straight face and the dead silence afterwards, it has me wheezing.

  • @boich
    @boich Před 5 lety +2352

    “Let’s call him Kyle.”
    Thanks bro.

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves Před 4 lety +2347

    Guava has an impressive lack of talent.

    • @MulletBateman
      @MulletBateman Před 4 lety +13

      BeavisSaves, I am the great cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole

    • @summer_billo1377
      @summer_billo1377 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @strictnine5684
      @strictnine5684 Před 4 lety +22

      Aidan Cantara shut the actual frickin fuck up 😎
      (my dad doesn't know I have this account ☺️ 11 yr olds should be able to curse like I'm just saying)

    • @ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996
      @ihaveneverfeltthetouchofaw996 Před 4 lety +43

      Strict-9 studios by the pope what in the name of god is this

    • @sandwich_4699
      @sandwich_4699 Před 4 lety +1

      Agreed

  • @greg4194
    @greg4194 Před 3 lety +39

    "Don't eat a 3 course meal in the movie theater!"
    Cinema Cafe: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @fIorisss
    @fIorisss Před 2 lety +5

    ok im 2 years late but do more desk videos

  • @bringurownvibe
    @bringurownvibe Před 4 lety +3077

    Guava Juice is a big example of “not funny didn’t laugh”

    • @mustapha-
      @mustapha- Před 4 lety +30

      Is it bad that I laughed when guava juice was consumed by a devil and started speaking moon runes

    • @troppie7823
      @troppie7823 Před 4 lety +32

      not laugh didn’t funny

    • @DixieWrekt04
      @DixieWrekt04 Před 4 lety +18

      Troppie not didn’t, funny laugh

    • @troppie7823
      @troppie7823 Před 4 lety +15

      KJay69ッ laugh not, funny didn’t

    • @DixieWrekt04
      @DixieWrekt04 Před 4 lety +2

      Troppie 🔄🔄

  • @user-kj4wz3vp1j
    @user-kj4wz3vp1j Před 4 lety +3749

    I kid you not, he brought his TV into the movie theater, funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @goofy._.goober
    @goofy._.goober Před 3 lety +3

    The don’t be a chair freaked me the fuck out

    • @antler9927
      @antler9927 Před 3 lety +1

      I felt like I was about to scream watching that poor guy get caressed

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 Před rokem +1

    I noticed something the other day Gus. My 12 year old likes to show me memes that he says are HILARIOUS. And everytime I watch them I have no idea what the point, or joke, or story, or anything was supposed to be. And when I ask my son why it's funny he says "Not everything has to make sense Dad! Memes can be random and chaotic! Humor is changing Dad!"
    This Guava's audience.
    I hope this is a phase.

  • @apparatus_3934
    @apparatus_3934 Před 3 lety +2235

    I feel like Gen-Z humor is easier to understand than this.
    Edit: A lot of people think that I’m not Gen-Z, but I am, so yea.

  • @MC-up9nx
    @MC-up9nx Před 5 lety +502

    Gus does impersonation of elementary school kid...
    ...unintentionally roasts Adam Sandler's entire career.

  • @atomic2320
    @atomic2320 Před 2 lety

    Love this guy’s content

  • @thomaswinovich9391
    @thomaswinovich9391 Před 2 lety +2

    thanks for good content.

  • @Aurongel
    @Aurongel Před 5 lety +927

    Every Guava Juice video can be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski:
    "Eight year olds, dude".

    • @surgeonofdeath8280
      @surgeonofdeath8280 Před 5 lety +22

      next year they'll watch pewds

    • @freshpov4316
      @freshpov4316 Před 5 lety +22

      i feel like it's hard to find a situation in life that *can't* be described using a single line from The Big Lebowski

    • @DrewskiTheLegend
      @DrewskiTheLegend Před 5 lety

      Aurongel very elegantly sums up a lot of the internet actually.

    • @jgttmv
      @jgttmv Před 5 lety +4

      @@freshpov4316 "yeah, but that's like, your opinion, man"

    • @ivratsdargy955
      @ivratsdargy955 Před 5 lety

      I think a better quote would be one from Wayne's World:
      "Kids know dick"

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 Před 4 lety +4722

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but Lele Pons sketches make more sense.

    • @Itisaidinecorrect
      @Itisaidinecorrect Před 4 lety +69

      Lele pons sketches do make sense most of the time, but most people don't like them or think they are stupid

    • @DDRWakaLaka
      @DDRWakaLaka Před 4 lety

      y'all gonna make more vids like that pocahontas review?

    • @matthewmondilla6752
      @matthewmondilla6752 Před 4 lety +31

      @@Itisaidinecorrect Tell me an episode of hers that makes sense at least.

    • @u-jean8457
      @u-jean8457 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Itisaidinecorrect they are stupid

    • @nawarkidwai3120
      @nawarkidwai3120 Před 4 lety

      The sketch is not supposed to make sense y'all omg

  • @bubbles7946
    @bubbles7946 Před 3 lety +1

    Love watching ur add skits

  • @fallinfast98
    @fallinfast98 Před 3 lety

    Keep good content real gus, I really appreciate your recognization of this issue

  • @PaintMeInSunshine
    @PaintMeInSunshine Před 5 lety +1892

    guava juice videos hit like the shitty videos you had to make for group projects in high school spanish class that someone always edited last minute on windows movie maker with a plot barely held together by a string because you had to include 25 unrelated vocabulary words

    • @iEatBellocan
      @iEatBellocan Před 5 lety +48

      lil fruit why is this so accruate

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 Před 5 lety +6

      @@iEatBellocan more like: why do YOU not understand why this is so accurate?

    • @trentgaming25
      @trentgaming25 Před 5 lety +5

      Hall Of The Vardy they’re just making a statement. They’re saying it actually is very accurate, not actually wondering why it’s accurate

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 Před 5 lety +3

      @@trentgaming25 I know. I just hate people that act like that: "Ummm okay but why is ____"

    • @trentgaming25
      @trentgaming25 Před 5 lety +1

      Hall Of The Vardy then use a /s next time

  • @bigbearak
    @bigbearak Před 5 lety +2063

    Remember in middle school when we thought random = funny. Yeah, this content is for them.

    • @sirdbird7292
      @sirdbird7292 Před 5 lety +127

      God, it's so strange how much your sense of humor evolves over time. It pains me to say I used to think those Impact top/bottom text images were funny.
      But, to be fair, randomness can be used to great great extent when Incorporated into a sketch or bit.

    • @kosog6584
      @kosog6584 Před 5 lety +11

      @@sirdbird7292 I liked some of the top/bottom text memes. :( They weren't completely in your face and poorly made unlike SOME of today's memes, but I get your point.

    • @alyssaz4278
      @alyssaz4278 Před 5 lety +57

      I think even middle schoolers are intelligent enough to tell that this isn't funny. Maybe like a 2 year old would like the noises??

    • @noodlebrains2689
      @noodlebrains2689 Před 5 lety +5

      I like trains

    • @dezkelz
      @dezkelz Před 5 lety +56

      Did you say random?
      hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
      DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @barrel9158
    @barrel9158 Před rokem +1

    I remember watching this dude 24/7

  • @c0lorman341
    @c0lorman341 Před 2 lety +6

    "Don't eat a three course meal."
    There's a thing called dine-in movie theaters.

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Před 2 lety

      "don't eat a three course meal"
      "oh hello three course meal"

  • @imadisappointment1446
    @imadisappointment1446 Před 4 lety +2385

    Comedy is subjective
    But not when it isn't comedy

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 Před 4 lety

      Imadisappointment Guava is funny....../..././/3?)5: sejhbew3467

    • @imadisappointment1446
      @imadisappointment1446 Před 4 lety +28

      @@fromans1734 um? You OK there pal? Look like you had a seizure at the end there

    • @fromans1734
      @fromans1734 Před 4 lety +8

      @@imadisappointment1446 yeah sorry i fell asleep of the keyboard :/

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 Před 4 lety +7

      @@fromans1734 Sure.

    • @byHexted
      @byHexted Před 4 lety +1

      Incognito Burrito whoosh

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 Před 5 lety +323

    Toddlers Gus. The target audience is literal toddlers.
    It's because children are a literal money printing industry that require no effort or quality. Economists have known this for decades.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg Před 5 lety +33

      "If you want to get rich, sell shit to toddlers." -Warren Buffett

    • @hayleycakes3435
      @hayleycakes3435 Před 5 lety +3

      Absofuckinglutely.

    • @kanan348
      @kanan348 Před 5 lety

      @Arruda Absofuckinglutaly

    • @piggypoo
      @piggypoo Před 5 lety +1

      @@sadmorduck7473 that makes a lot of sense, that his content targets a younger age group. and in understanding this makes me less frurstrated that something like guava juice exists.

  • @shaungandy9032
    @shaungandy9032 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow Gus is reviewing the best content on CZcams man Gus appreciates this content the most

  • @unfamiliarstrangerface

    I love Gus, he is simply the BEST!

  • @AMADASFX
    @AMADASFX Před 4 lety +809

    I think his content is for those extremely hyperactive 7 year olds that are addicted to their iPads

    • @Baz-ny9hk
      @Baz-ny9hk Před 4 lety

      So just 7 year olds

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 Před 4 lety +3

      Amada Medina wait that was me! Perfect description of me. I would never watch this though.

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 Před 4 lety +1

      Amada Medina like kYLeee

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 Před 4 lety +3

      Ligma lmao no my guy. I just think smosh is funny, well, used to be funny. Guess it’s because I grew up with it. We can atleast all agree that this is way worse. Dont get where you got the idea for calling me a quirky guy for no reason from since i said nothing stupid or pretentious enough to be one of those “ooh im so quirky” motherfuckers
      -thanks for reading my essay.

    • @brawlboi2946
      @brawlboi2946 Před 4 lety

      And that's the problem. Kids who watch this kind of crap are the ones who'll end up as cringe tik tok stars who only flex on their parents' money. These kind of videos fuck up an entire generation

  • @mikeswitzer985
    @mikeswitzer985 Před 5 lety +391

    Guava juice produces the same content that an alien would after given a 10 minute explanation of what comedy is

  • @sneakybois9324
    @sneakybois9324 Před 2 lety +3

    Guava juice is just to confusing for me to even fucking comprehend.

  • @ackwedamm_5623
    @ackwedamm_5623 Před 3 lety +2

    Gus Johnson has an amazing approach to this person's content

  • @venkats5368
    @venkats5368 Před 5 lety +1215

    Gus is broken.
    This was Guava juice's true purpose all along.

    • @summer_billo1377
      @summer_billo1377 Před 4 lety +1

      You nearly have a thousand likes and this is your first comment
      PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

    • @ankithabhayan324
      @ankithabhayan324 Před 3 lety

      @@summer_billo1377 it means that everyone that came across the comment exactly agreed with what venkat said.

  • @spoonman5184
    @spoonman5184 Před 3 lety +2450

    Huh, no one in the theater. Must be watching Artemis Fowl.

  • @SaraHessXXIV
    @SaraHessXXIV Před rokem

    I like this kind of video and have even watched this one several times.

  • @spiky_fihs
    @spiky_fihs Před rokem

    Gus can you please make more of these videos

  • @dwightk.schrute6743
    @dwightk.schrute6743 Před 4 lety +2218

    What's sad is that gus would make a sketch about what not to do in a theater and it would literally be 100 times funnier than this...
    ...and it would be in his living room.

    • @sirthrand1234500
      @sirthrand1234500 Před 4 lety +25

      I think the joke in Guava Juice's videos is that their not funny i.e. its funny because it's not funny. it's not good comedy but apparently, it is successful.

    • @benschweitzer757
      @benschweitzer757 Před 4 lety +10

      Wtf.....Dwight?!

    • @undisclosedsteve6361
      @undisclosedsteve6361 Před 4 lety +41

      @@sirthrand1234500 But it doesnt do that even well. Being unfunny is funny a bunch of the time, just off the top of my head, Kurtis Connor making dumbass puns can be funny. Because they DONT always land. This is just being crazy and ridiculous, a Kyle making content for Kyles

    • @yaboikrypticck6978
      @yaboikrypticck6978 Před 4 lety +2

      Dwight K. Schrute
      Get Back To The Office, Dwight!

    • @cornnflaek3837
      @cornnflaek3837 Před 4 lety +3

      Well 0 x 100 is still 0 so maybe rephrase

  • @old_kitsune2811
    @old_kitsune2811 Před 5 lety +721

    “EDDY COME HOME!!”
    - Gus 2k19

  • @Soapia99th
    @Soapia99th Před 3 lety

    You playing around and moving around is so relatable

  • @spamton.g.spamton.1164

    Keep the change Gus Johnson

  • @michaelhegwood9977
    @michaelhegwood9977 Před 5 lety +755

    You can see the energy be drained from Gus.

  • @IcewhipRoxx
    @IcewhipRoxx Před 3 lety +1690

    With a set up like "don't bring a TV to the movie theater", you'd expect a skit where people are watching an emotional part of a movie, and then Spongebob's laugh cuts in, ruining the moment. They shush him, and Guava Juice tells them to be quiet while he's watching cartoons. It's not the funniest skit, but it's at least a setup, build up, and punchline. That's the bare bones of comedy. But what do we get instead?
    "Don't bring a TV to the movies! Hey, lookit me! I brought a TV to the movies! THAT"S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! HUR DE DUR!"

  • @majjiw4741
    @majjiw4741 Před 3 lety

    gus please make more videos of u reacting to guavas videos pleaseeee

  • @chrisj6627
    @chrisj6627 Před rokem

    To date, this is still one of my favorite CZcams videos

  • @nicholasjayres
    @nicholasjayres Před 4 lety +756

    I feel like Guava got access to a movie theater from his friend and was so excited about it that he forgot to write jokes for the video and this is the result...

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 Před 4 lety +5

      Either that or his buddy said "Alright, you can use the theater, but you have to be there in 10 minutes and finished in 20."

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames Před 4 lety +1

      I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames Před 4 lety

      I want to say that but like... he brought props. Some of which were relevant to the theater? I think he’s just looking for a really vapid audience

  • @thelord7949
    @thelord7949 Před 4 lety +2128

    He looks like a grown up Ryan’s toys reviews

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Před 4 lety +18

      LilMoist Towel oh...Jesus

    • @bkennethtobias
      @bkennethtobias Před 4 lety +84

      thats an insult for the poor kid

    • @morThanatos
      @morThanatos Před 4 lety +6

      GamerMoistTowel i know and acts like one

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 Před 4 lety +14

      GamerMoistTowel at least ryan isnt cringy to his peers

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 Před 4 lety +36

      At least Ryan’s an actual kid and not some man child.

  • @QAV44
    @QAV44 Před 3 lety

    Yeah, you should do more of these.

  • @C18H19NaO5S
    @C18H19NaO5S Před 2 lety

    I know you said you don’t want to do these but the roasts are great and I want more

  • @christianparizeau2180
    @christianparizeau2180 Před 5 lety +551

    I want Kitchen Nightmare style videos where you play Gordon Ramsey helping "struggling" channels to improve.

    • @MegadethTillDeth
      @MegadethTillDeth Před 5 lety +14

      This is a brilliant idea lol

    • @Altorin
      @Altorin Před 5 lety +2

      Make sure you end up crying with them

    • @TheOfficialGrok
      @TheOfficialGrok Před 5 lety +1

      This should win

    • @fornodoro
      @fornodoro Před 5 lety +3

      It’s like a reverse content cop...

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 Před 5 lety +3

      But guava is doing well that's the problem.

  • @themanwhoyeets869
    @themanwhoyeets869 Před 5 lety +711

    "Don't bring a blah blah blah into the theater"
    Guava Juice: *I'M BRINGING A BLAH BLAH BLAH INTO A THEATER*

    • @wiisportsfencing3688
      @wiisportsfencing3688 Před 5 lety +3

      That was the point of the "skit" is was to act out why you wouldn't want to do that in a "comedic" fashion.

    • @editazilinskyte3681
      @editazilinskyte3681 Před 5 lety +9

      @@wiisportsfencing3688 oh god I feel bad for you. You seem like you ACTUALLY enjoy guava content. Basically a normal skit would just show not tell. For example they would just show someone that brought a tv to the cinema being annoyin(even though that is bizarre and no one in the history of human kind has done that) but guava chooses to instead do the skit more like- look at me I'm bringing my tv in and being annoying. -in gonna break your tv -oh no. You broke my tv.

    • @than217
      @than217 Před 5 lety

      BAZOING!!!!!

    • @themanwhoyeets869
      @themanwhoyeets869 Před 5 lety

      @@wiisportsfencing3688 oh honey no

    • @MulletBateman
      @MulletBateman Před 4 lety

      No that’s only bill Cosby guava juice is worse!

  • @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass

    I don't remember Guava being so... Like that, what the hell happened

    • @wrenmackenzie-fraser8656
      @wrenmackenzie-fraser8656 Před 2 lety +1

      lol same

    • @boi8463
      @boi8463 Před 2 lety +7

      he used to be alright when wassabi productions was up years ago, yeah he really got out of hand

  • @peytonbierens517
    @peytonbierens517 Před 3 lety +23

    I’m 17 and I just realized I was a Kyle until 9th grade😂

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who Před 3 lety +1667

    Tell an elementary schooler a simple joke, like this: *Knock-knock.* _Who's there?_ *Gus.* _Gus who?_ *Gus you'll never know!*
    They'll probably laugh, but wait for them to tell you a joke they made up immediately after.
    _Knock-knock._ *Who's there?* _Eddy._ *Eddy who?* _Eddy you'll never know!_
    They'll laugh so hard they fall off their chair. *_This is Guava Juice's target audience._*

    • @fionagutierrez5998
      @fionagutierrez5998 Před 3 lety +88

      Garrett Hicks I am well past elementary school and once it gets late enough at night that would make me laugh hysterically 💀💀😭😭

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 Před 3 lety +63

      Fiona Gutierrez Yeah same man. Once you get to that point your brain kinda just breaks

    • @caitlin7617
      @caitlin7617 Před 3 lety +4

      Yep

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 Před 3 lety +5

      Man I love ur uploads upload more please

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane Před 3 lety +9

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 being tired makes people loopy. I watched a movie with my siblings a couple weeks ago there was this lawnmower race and I was dying.

  • @XR-rf2tf
    @XR-rf2tf Před 3 lety +422

    “YoU brOkE mY Tv” *ACTING 100*

    • @nectarinedreamsmusic
      @nectarinedreamsmusic Před 3 lety +8

      "yOU bRokE mUh tEA vEa"

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD Před 3 lety +2

      The acting alone easily made it the funniest Guava Juice clip Gus has showed me.
      EDIT: Sorry nevermind, Don't Iron Clothes is approaching Adult Swim original live action programming surrealism. This guy could give Tim and Eric lessons on being funny.

  • @laurenh1054
    @laurenh1054 Před 3 lety +8

    8:44 asking "is this seat taken" in an empty theater is the only funny part of the video. stopped clocks i guess.

  • @abearmagan6008
    @abearmagan6008 Před 3 lety +3

    Of all the people in the world, there's no one I would trust more than Gus to tell me what's funny

  • @eonprime8538
    @eonprime8538 Před 5 lety +774

    "the cringe is so strong, it's like a bump of coke." -filthy frank

  • @troydear3444
    @troydear3444 Před 5 lety +209

    You accidentally playing the piano in the background is funnier than Guava Juice could ever be.

  • @chicagoted6047
    @chicagoted6047 Před 3 lety +3

    I'll admit, the tv bit made me laugh. Not for the right reasons but I laughed

  • @frankieencinas2975
    @frankieencinas2975 Před 2 lety

    Yes plz do more tha is ridiculousness

  • @kylefitz.2639
    @kylefitz.2639 Před 5 lety +504

    _"You broke my TV!"_
    *5 whole seconds of awkward silence*

    • @888legends
      @888legends Před 5 lety +2

      my sister keeps making kids that subscribe to guava juice.its just crazy idk if its ok for kids to see stuff like this. i feel like its the same reason I dont suggest cringy stuff I enjoy. just idk this stuff hast to be deemed on par with watching violence at least.
      Im happy I got to watch these guava shits without adding to his veiws

    • @thefreshjc1286
      @thefreshjc1286 Před 5 lety

      8:17 nice

    • @blackyetgema1175
      @blackyetgema1175 Před 5 lety

      When you go through the comments and while reading the text, the text happens in the video🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @Emmsies_OuO
    @Emmsies_OuO Před 4 lety +801

    Gus saying "flick, flick, flick my bic" is funnier than all of Guava's videos put together

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 Před 4 lety +27

      how does it feel to have youre comment stolen and then get less likes then the guy who stole it?

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lordspaghettitron2732 Dang u toxic😂

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 Před 4 lety +7

      @Daniel Woytowich he just could have said it in a nicer way😁 but I see what you are saying

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 Před 4 lety +5

      Gwynn Thomas Im just curious man, thats just how i talk.

    • @gwynnthomas2054
      @gwynnthomas2054 Před 4 lety +4

      @@lordspaghettitron2732 Oh I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude

  • @oisinmckenna1054
    @oisinmckenna1054 Před 3 lety +1

    When gus hit the piano for a split second it sounded like the intro to ‘I wanna know what love is’ and now he needs to play it

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi Před 3 lety +1

    Gus is having an existential crisis and that’s what i like

  • @ohyeayea68
    @ohyeayea68 Před 5 lety +992

    Me:
    Nobody:
    Guava Juice: "10 WAYS TO WALK ACROSS THE ROAD! NUMBER 10 - FORGETTING TO TURN OFF THE TV!"

  • @jerrell1169
    @jerrell1169 Před 4 lety +275

    The “why am I speaking like that?” actually managed to crack me up, that’s definitely what a broken man who relies entirely on screaming in a “funny” accent to make an income says.

    • @AmericanIdiot7659
      @AmericanIdiot7659 Před 3 lety +22

      I am ashamed that I laughed when he said "You broke my tv" because my humor is complete shit.

    • @orcas101
      @orcas101 Před 3 lety +14

      americanIdiot I laughed too but it was because I was confused and the skit was so bad

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye Před 3 lety +2

      @@AmericanIdiot7659 its so fucking terrible that I honestly find it funny,.

    • @emperorpingusmathchannel5365
      @emperorpingusmathchannel5365 Před 3 lety +4

      @@AmericanIdiot7659 that skit was so fucking retarded that I had to laugh. Nothing about it made sense at any point in time. From him bringing the tv to the other guy breaking it is so damn inconsequential that it feels unexpedantly surreal.

  • @mathiasheimann5526
    @mathiasheimann5526 Před 2 lety

    Seeing Gus reaction is funny 😂

  • @krustykleintwt88
    @krustykleintwt88 Před 2 lety +1

    I swear he was the funniest thing to me when I was little

    • @Wegetsu
      @Wegetsu Před 2 lety +1

      That's because people are retarded whilst young

  • @rossbob8872
    @rossbob8872 Před 3 lety +657

    gus slowly tangling his cord around himself was funnier than the entire guava juice video

    • @lemoncardboard1074
      @lemoncardboard1074 Před 3 lety +8

      He was probably thinking about taking the cord to his throat at most parts

  • @charliedawson4877
    @charliedawson4877 Před 4 lety +703

    That "TV in the Cinema" segment was so bizarre I feel like it was almost some sort of high level, experimental sketch that I would need a life time of comedic theatre theory to appreciate..

    • @looeegy
      @looeegy Před 4 lety +26

      The worst part isn't even the sketch, it's him staring into the camera after he's done

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 Před 4 lety +10

      Lmao same, is it dumb or are we just not smart enough to understand it

    • @opaljk4835
      @opaljk4835 Před 4 lety +4

      If he just beat the tv to pieces for a while it would’ve at least been visually interesting

    • @andrewblawson
      @andrewblawson Před 4 lety +1

      Thinking about this actually robbed me of a little sleep last night. If you said write me a sketch involving a TV, a movie theater, and a baseball bat, my brain would have gone: "So a guy is there watching a movie in a theater, and there's a person who has bafflingly decided to bring his own television set and is watching it, so the first guy in a fit of rage breaks it with a bat so he can watch his movie in peace." It's not a good sketch, but it makes sense narratively. Then there's Guava Juice's sketch..it defies any expectation I had, so I feel like it should be funny, but....here we are.

    • @thegamingsack
      @thegamingsack Před 4 lety

      It requires a high iq to understand guava juice

  • @ort2456
    @ort2456 Před 3 lety +2

    every other youtuber : sitting up straight and speaking clearly
    Gus : literally everyone not filming a vid, most relatable positions is 3:45

  • @Eromatics
    @Eromatics Před 2 lety

    I miss these videos. I dont think gus will have any more of these in the future but besides gods country, These are my favorite. I wish there would be more.

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 Před 3 lety +2383

    These aren’t jokes, they’re prompts for jokes that he didn’t bother to expand upon

    • @rachmatabbid5936
      @rachmatabbid5936 Před 3 lety +34

      These are almost jokes

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 Před 3 lety +84

      That directing joke made me mad because it’s _almost_ funny. Yes it doesn’t really make sense in the setting, but it’s so close to being a joke he just need to expand on it and he didn’t.

    • @JonahNelson7
      @JonahNelson7 Před 3 lety +38

      Some of them are almost prompts for jokes. "Don't be a chair" isn't anything, it might as well have been a random string of words

    • @joshuaashton1929
      @joshuaashton1929 Před 3 lety +4

      It’s just, LOUD AND WEIRD THING I JUST DID, HAHAHAHAHAISHAHOAJAIBWHANSHAISWB

    • @ICUPspelit69
      @ICUPspelit69 Před 3 lety +1

      Calling it a prompt is generous

  • @Kado2369
    @Kado2369 Před 3 lety +858

    At least the "Don't litter" one is a good message to the little babies watching

    • @gf9698
      @gf9698 Před 3 lety +35

      the only good message was then kinda ruined by a bad bit

    • @HasidicKaiju
      @HasidicKaiju Před 3 lety +25

      Except the kids will now litter or knock things over cause they think its comedy.

    • @hiimsaulcaveman
      @hiimsaulcaveman Před 3 lety +1

      I see, a fellow dunkey fan.

    • @Kado2369
      @Kado2369 Před 3 lety

      @@hiimsaulcaveman Who?

    • @hiimsaulcaveman
      @hiimsaulcaveman Před 3 lety

      @@Kado2369 videogamedunkey

  • @EspressoRat
    @EspressoRat Před 10 měsíci

    4 years later, right on time. I like the desk videos. So hope that helps.