What does a fbi agent do before going to sleep? He goes undercover Edit: I have recently acknowledged that there is a similar joke to this one. Essentially the only difference being that instead of any fbi agent its James Bond. So yeah now im apparently unoriginal
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs Edit: Okay, so I’ve been seeing some comments saying this is copied and I’d like to clear some things up. Yes, it is copied. I saw it from somewhere a long long time ago and obviously, I found it funny. And that’s the only reason why I posted it here. It’s only because I want everyone else to have a good time. That’s my only intention. I have no wish of gaining likes. In fact, I’ve never came back to this video since the day I commented this and I didn’t even know it got that many likes. So, I hope everybody here just enjoy the joke and move on with their days. Have a wonderful day!
Police:where do you live? Me: with my parents Police: where do your parents live? Me: with me Police: where do you all live? Me: together Police: where is your house? Me: next to my neighbors house Police: where is your neighbors house? Me: you won't believe me if I tell you Police: tell me Me: next to my house
I found the most greatest dad joke I had ever read with my eyes Wife: I have to tell you something, i’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, i’m Dad. Wife: No you’re not.
Oh, no. There's more. I was writing down jokes against the day I couldn't remember them. Now over 1,500 long. No matter where you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
*Get ready for the most funniest jokes ever* -What don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish -Why did the lobster blush? Because the sea weed -What does a mermaid wear to math lessons? An algae-bra -What is a blue whale’s favourite james bond film? License to krill Haha funny isn’t it ;)) Ha ha ha.... This is why i dont have friends :(..
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THIS SHOULD BE A CATEGORY IN THE OLYMPICS
Unicorn Meat I agree
Finally the loosers get the last laugh.
lol agree as many says ..laugh is healthy
Jackass
Unicorn Meat I would be so interested to watch that.
That moment when the laugh is funnier then the actual joke
diana Williams haha that moment when you revealed the secret nobody knows haha😁😂😄😂
diana Willams That is why the comedians always laugh after their jokes. Never noticed?
diana Willams
Jin
Mihael Keehl JIN 😂😂
diana Willams
Yes haha
0:56 "What did the ocean say to the shore?"
I thought he was going to say "I'm not shore"
Yooooo nice one 😂😂😂
Man and here was me riding on high seas waiting for the answer
I taught about sea u later
Maybe one should go.
Why should you never ask the ocean for advice?
Cause it's never shore...
Or watersup
What does a fbi agent do before going to sleep?
He goes undercover
Edit: I have recently acknowledged that there is a similar joke to this one.
Essentially the only difference being that instead of any fbi agent its James Bond.
So yeah now im apparently unoriginal
That's a good one 🤣
Hey good one
@@ibrahimsaker605 can you invade my house with nerf guns
Is this from cod mw 2019?
That's from codmw 2019
The buffalo one had me crying
I think the background western-sounding music made it worse...or rather, more funny. Couldn't stop laughing.
Sierra B. you cute
Sierra B. please can you explain it to me ??
Tariq Mahmoud sure, another word for buffalo is bison.
Robert Hayes thank you
Damn that Bison one did some serious damage to my cheeks 😂😂😂😂
Ronaldinho TheLegend omg yeeees 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ronaldinho TheLegend SAME
Aye! 😂😂😂
Ronaldinho TheLegend sounds suspect lmao
Ronaldinho TheLegend little horse and bison killed me
I don't trust stairs...
They are always up-to something.
😭😭😭
HAHAAH that’s funny 😂😂
My granddad has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
Ayo
Yo hol up
If there are Oreos are there Andy-Os?
What's Brown and Sticky?
*A Stick...* (wheezes)
Lololololo
this one killed me
Dude perfect
**WHEEZES**
The VloGers Ph there's nothing to get...
I laughed at the "What's brown and sticky?"
"A stick"
Chandrima Shekhar Das same 😂😂
Lmao, that joke caught me off guard.
Chandrima Shekhar Das bison hahaa
Same
What's brown and sticky?
Bill Cosby
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he was leaving for college?
Bison
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Why ED is still single......*
*cause SHEE RAN*
😂😂😂😊😂😂🤣🤣😂
Why does these dad jokes remind me of a certain person,
my gosh 😂😂
Poor Ed
@@jz_es.469 ahem *cough cough* world wide shoulder
Wait.....
My OC nickname is E.D
Ed sounds like a man to me
is it sad that I'm actually trying to remember a few of these just so I can use them because I genuinely found them funny
I thought im the only one.. 😂😂
Omg me too! Lmao 😁
vt armmyy
Jin be all over this show
Collect these to Jin guys for his BDay! Xd
Pray for me I found some of these jokes funny
KermitIsDatBoi IKR .. I'm still laughing at the bison one .. LoL...
Carlos Vladymir I was like what joke then I laughed
KermitIsDatBoi I tried my best not to laugh but then, the brown and sticky part just made me lose my shit.
it's just so stupid that it's brilliant
Mujtaba Gangji That one and the "bison" made me loose my breath of laughter man ngl 😂
I don’t usually tell dad jokes...
But when I do, he usually laughs
╰(⁀ᗢ⁀)╯
HAHAHAHAH THANK YOU, THAT'S GOLD!!
oh shut up gkdkgjehdhd
Well done.😂😂😂
goddamnit xd
@Sayer Whaley dude witnessing an original joke would be a miracle
Which country people are always in a hurry
URGENTINA
Russians are always in a hurry. Because they Rushin
Rushians
Urgent!
Rush A?
Aaahhh, I see what you did there
i wanna tell yall a joke about construction but im still working on it
lol
HahahH
Noice
Good one
@@siuu309 r/woosh
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs
Edit: Okay, so I’ve been seeing some comments saying this is copied and I’d like to clear some things up. Yes, it is copied. I saw it from somewhere a long long time ago and obviously, I found it funny. And that’s the only reason why I posted it here. It’s only because I want everyone else to have a good time. That’s my only intention. I have no wish of gaining likes. In fact, I’ve never came back to this video since the day I commented this and I didn’t even know it got that many likes.
So, I hope everybody here just enjoy the joke and move on with their days.
Have a wonderful day!
wooohhhhh XD
Fck da got me
That's copied
Omg you are so dirty minded.
That's copied bro.
Daughter: MOM STOP YOU NEVER MAKE GOOD JOKES
Me: i made you
That's sad but so funny! 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No. Jokes have a meaning
Daughter: Hey Dad!?
Dad: yeah?
Daughter: Can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: POOF! Your a sandwich!
@Alex the Bossatron Goddammit joey this is the 4th time godammit
It's: you're....
Waitress, this potato is bad. Can you correct it for me?
Certainly, sir. Bad potato, bad potato, bad potato! (wagging of a finger helps.)
Its probably bad that i laughed hard at these
Don't worry bad dad jokes are actually the good dad jokes.
Mai Dude that bison one tho 😂 i died
Rocknium1 me too 😂
Mai Dude me too
Aderiler sad to say but I think I have a terrible sense of humor because I'm the only one laughing in class when there's a jokes😂
Hey wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
That's the spirit
No longer monetized 9/10
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Wow😊😊😊☺️☺️
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
Once I told my chemistry teacher a joke
There was no reaction
Edit: yee 7 likes :D
edit 2: 1 year later and we are at 837 oke
I broke my drum kit. So no “Badum Crash...”. Sorry
Underrated comment
When magnesium and oxygen started dating, I was like, "O MG!"
@@toni929ann lmao
I like to tell chemistry jokes... Periodically.
I love it when they laugh at their own jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!
-Gordon Ramsay
Laura HAHAHAHAHQH LEGENDARY
hahaha u nailed it
Laura why did the chicken cross the road?
Gordon ramsay:BECAUSE ITS STILL FUCKING RAWW!!
Because ITS FUCKING RAW!!
Laura why did the chicken cross the road?
TO RUN FROM THE FRICKING KFC MAN
That last one was actually good lmao XD
GamingDischarge 320 Likes btw
GamingDischarge ikr!!
GamingDischarge hahaa
GamingDischarge I thought the answer would be "a CATastrophe"
the only one that made me laugh
What are you when there's no coffee?
Dipresso
The brown and sticky joke is one of my favorites since like 30 years ago.
I dont know why,i laughed even before the joke..
Same here😂
I laughed even before the video starts
I laughed just before reading your comment
I laughed an hour before watchimg the video
I laughed two years ago.
I dont trust stairs you know why?
why....
Cause they are always up to something
I get it.
Hahahaha
Because he's BATMAN...
Or down to something
Kill me
I see,u copy it
0:27
Him- "What do you call a pile of cats"
Me- A *cat*-astrophe?
Makes no sense. A pile of DEAD cats maybe
What did the cowboy scream, when he had to go to a toilet?
I HAVE A *DIAR-HEE-YAW* !
Oh my god!! Lmaoo😂😂😂
Shit I’m gonna cry😭😭😭😭
african scratcher-You can....It’s fine here, this is where dads cry
Police:where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: you won't believe me if I tell you
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
An American cop would probably shoot you by now.
Faris Zurub 😂😂😂😂
Diamond Maryam 😂😂😂
Diamond Maryam copy pasta
xKstereo It simply means copy paste
What's brown and sticky ?
A stick. 😂😂
Everyone is thinking that the answer was..... (sorry can't tell)
If these were BAD ones...
Damn, I'm going to run out of breath on the good ones then xd
I found the most greatest dad joke I had ever read with my eyes
Wife: I have to tell you something, i’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi Pregnant, i’m Dad.
Wife: No you’re not.
Rayan trahan??
How the turn tables 😂
Oh no...
The bison one FUCKING KILLED ME 😂
Row K it almost got me but I held it in and I started to cry because of holding it in
It hit me
Me too brahh
Row K yeah man m still cracking on it...omfaak...wth did i just hear
Row K same
Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back.
Good one)
What does the fish say when the river is clogged
DAM
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger
then it hit me
Hahaha bison. I'm dead 😂
marciokop your profile pic made me think there was hair on my screen
TicTac78801 same
Me too
i fakin wiped my screen man.... 3-4 times...
LOL! Your Profile Pic.
What did the wall say to the other wall?
We will meet at the corner
willhill mark e
Get the fuck out dude
willhill mark lol
willhill mark 😂😂😂😂
That's an actually good one!
Now get out.
Everything becomes 10 times funnier when you're told it's not funny before hand.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A pork Chop
JACKIE CHAN
What do you call a pig that picks its nose?
A hambooger
Very niiiiiceeee
@@toni929ann isn't that a cow?
@@darkyboi1635 it is, but ham comes from pigs. I know that hamburgers came from Hamburg, Germany and that's why they're called that.
everything is much funnier when you not allowed to laugh
umr mohammad exactly. ..
200th liek
Oh, indeed!
I entered a pun contest and made 10 entries but none of them won. Nope. No pun in 10 did.
petersonscottb good one
Lul
😀
No pun intended 😁
I was about to put a like, but...
"Bison" LMAO
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain
What is it called when the pile falls over?
A catastrophe
WHAT HAS ME DYING IS WHEN THEY START LAUGHING BEFORE THEY HEAR THE ANSWER😂😂😂😂😂
Pretty Crissy same here🖐️
I laughed at all those bad jokes 😂
Dhananjay Sharma
You have an amazing sense of humour
you're ready to be a dad.
Even I had to laugh... and I'm from Germany.
Dhananjay SharmaTM me too
Hahaha... That was good! 😂😂😂
Dads everywhere: *write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!*
Cried laughing!!!! That was so cute! 🤣🥰🇿🇦
hahaha that Buffalo joke!!!!! hahahahaha
Epic! LOL
kingsley Chan Yeah cos that isn't totally overused
zTxmi so if it's overused no one can enjoy it?
Ahmd Rafaie Precisely
kingsley Chan ashame they are all from the Internet
This is all the material I need to traumatize my kids.
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Oh, no. There's more. I was writing down jokes against the day I couldn't remember them. Now over 1,500 long.
No matter where you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
When I have kids in 10 or 20 or however, many more years past being 21, I know where to backtrack and find jokes when I have children 😂
thank you for coming back
this is the best videos ever
the most underrated too
I once threw a boomerang
Now, I live in constant fear
*What do you call a cloud's underwear
.
.
.
.
Thunderwear
Holy Crap
THUNDER THIGHS XD
Holy Crap z😇😂😂😂😂
Netflix & Nyongto
Holy Crap is this a megaman reference?
what do u call gods poop
4:08 and thats what bird sounds like
Rhydel Estrada bye son
LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rhydel Estrada congo, i laughed
Its more about the people themselves laughing than the jokes being funny thats making me laugh
That's pretty funny. I loved it this battle. I never seen before like this 😂😂😂😂❤
The buffalo one, its gets me everytime LOL
The background music makes it better 😂
whats funny about "buy sun"?
Gail Raby bison
Gail Raby that you spelled it wrong. It's "Bye Son". Buffalo are also known as Bison. It's a play on words
Adhitya Insan Nurizky Tooth Hurty gets me 😂😂😂
My dad sent me this haha
Thats sad 😂
Unselder The ultimate dad joke.
I don't know what to say about how I ended up getting so many likes, but my dad says we should be getting paid for it 😂
Me too
Unselder. He's a genius
Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships?
So when they return they can scan the navy in.
Last two guys were 😂 😂 😂
*"Bad"*
Spell it backwards
Faris Zurub oh no
Dat face tho
Faris Zurub Dabbing sucks
Samovar maker *Bad* on them haters
the last dudes laugh damn he be whistlin' IM DYING
golden seagull Ikr?😂
I love your profile pic
ARMY!!!!
Ok I’ll call an ambulance
I was lying in my bed when I watched this and when I heard that bison one, I just laughed out loud 😂 🤣
What do you call a person with no body and a nose?
Nobody "nose"
Non existent?
@@aidensample1757 read again properly
Why was the police man in bed?
*Cause he was an undercover cop*
Makillian HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M DEAD THIS JOKE KILLED ME
Dude😂😂💀
i dont get it :(
No you call him a fake cop
Gandhika Farhan how?
What did the plate say to the spoon ?
"The dinner's on me"
Nice one hhhhhhh
Lmao noice
😂😂😂😂
those last two cracked me up😂
Why Nachos and Tacos dont get along?
Nacho says: Im "Nacho" friend ever
Taco: Come on, can we "TACO" bout it?
KIM SEOKJIN IS THE KING OF DAD JOKES! THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! 😍😍😂😂
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Answer: Because he only comes once a year.
ronald berari hahahhahahahahahaha
ronald berari lolol that was good budy
ronald berari omg! 😂
ronald berari so original haha.
ronald berari shit....hahaha
The bathroom humor is always the Achilles heal for my husband
Men.
What happened to the italian chef ?
He pasta away
I'm Italian so I find that funny🤣
@@toni929ann well, I'm not italian and found that funny😂
@@karim-mu3xu perche è divertente!😂 (because it's funny)
LMAO 😂
What did the italian chef give is his GF on Valentine’s Day ? A hug and a quiche
I lost every time.
yeah i'd be no good at this game
same
Peter Nichola fu
Peter Nicholas same
aiman homer idiot
What was the mexican called that lost his car?
Carlos
lol
Lol
I was low-key about to type that
It's the only good joke I have lol
Sainz
@@peachy_uzu exactly
The "soda pressing" one got me.💀😂🔥
1:49 he's laught like joker
What four letters frighten a burglar?
O I C U!
Susan Williams i dont get it
WHERE ARE JIN'S LINES oh I see you.
Susan Williams-Morales
You are my new friend
WHERE ARE JIN'S LINES its oh i see you. If you read tbe letters 1 by 1
I read burger and was confused 😂😭
What kind of tree has hands??
- *a palm tree*
*windshield laugh* ahhahahaa hi army
@@ellearmy9394 hallo still no likes???
Face palms... then laughs historically
A banana tree
Plam trees dont have hands dumbass
The brown and sticky joke is a really old one but after decades it's still one of my faves. Short and sweet.
The buffalo one had me dead and the private tooter as well
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
Because she kept running away from the ball
Illusion Master [AMV] *cracks up*
JIN are you listening😂😂
BTS ARMY fuck off it isnt related to a tekken character
Countt yo chill its just because Jin ist making dead Jokes 24/7 and its a lil Joke so please just stay calm
Lol
AYYYYYY
Countt calm yo ass or ima spit dirty water on you. You are very no fun. Clean your mouth because you got no jams
This is so good we need more of this in our lives
*Me laughing very loudly at basically 12am in the morning whilst everyone is sleeping :)))*
I wouldn't last one second here, I lost it at every one.
Ayesha Irfan but how lmfao its not funny at all, nothing is without insulting the fuck out of something/somebody anymore
*Get ready for the most funniest jokes ever*
-What don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
-Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed
-What does a mermaid wear to math lessons?
An algae-bra
-What is a blue whale’s favourite james bond film?
License to krill
Haha funny isn’t it ;))
Ha ha ha....
This is why i dont have friends :(..
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Tim Tim that was hilarious!!!
Tim Tim haha the sea weed part was hella funny hahaha
You already got a friend here. Will sub
Kojo Agyeman thanks bro 🙏🏻 appreciate it fam
some of these actually killed me, not the jokes but the laughs lol
The buffalo and pony got me😂😂😂
How are these considered "bad"..... i literally almost lost a lung😂😂
He said "almost" didn't he?
Let me guess... you're a dad😂
@@that_snkfan139 No I'm 19 and don't remember marrying a woman
@@dedmemes. I mean his name is "I take everything too literally"
Because you're dumbass. You think a joke designed for children is funny
What did the drunken man said to the woman?
Alcohol you later
Cherry Kook I shouldn’t have laughed
Hi kpop folks
why is your profile pic the same person as the guy above
do u mean i beat u later
u got me
So plain and brilliant!! Actually laughed! 👌👌👌👌
Pun entered, killed 10.
Pun in ten dead
oh god not again why am i binge watching dad jokes at 2am
golden seagull same
Try 3am... you pussies
Casey Cactus gonna rewatch now lmao
4am
Cuz you're high on Jin
idk why but i really like bad dad jokes! 😂
maybe coz they are funny :D
The animal jokes at the end was the funniest🤣 suho would love this video 😁
Have you heard that joke about the airplane?
Oh, I guess it just flew over your head