Were You Attractive In Ancient Greece? | Ancient Greek Beauty Standards
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- čas přidán 3. 11. 2022
- Beauty standards have always been a hot topic, so how would you fare if you were transported back in time to Ancient Greece? How different were the standards back then and are there any parallels to today's society?
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I'm not muscular
I'm not handsome
But boy am I civilized
Same
Indeed.
@@arnoldj.samson5795 the only people who say that are the uncivilized and glutinous.
@@arnoldj.samson5795 all three of us are civilized, whereas you are not for having an anaconda betwixt thy legs.
@@arnoldj.samson5795 people who say their penis is large are lying
"its not small, it's civil"
HAAHAHAHAH
With a good personality
😂
Lol
#GrowerGang
Gives a whole new meaning to, "An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
“So uncivilized”
Boo no more star wars references
No matter how ill fitting and small it is and bent a little
😂😂😂 thank you 👍🏼
🫢👌☠️
Hello There
Her "I'm into bad boys"
Him *sighs in ancient Greek*
😂
I have a strong temperament, so I aspire to be responsible, mature, stable and reliable. I don't get why people want to be bad, maybe when young? But when we are immature we should aspire to be better than this.
@@jonintrovertedpotato3866 spoken like a true Greek philosopher
@jonintrovertedpotato3866 When women say that like "bad boys" they actually mean rebellious, spontaneous, and cool. Not actually a bad person, just someone who doesn't conform. They're actually saying that they want adventure from the norm
@@BarbieDreamDungeon
Her: I only like bad boys
Him: *shoots random baby*
Her: 😍
“Babe, it’s okay, the big ones are barbarous”
Reminds me of that ghost meme
Found it czcams.com/users/shortsajN3y8KN6W4?feature=share
If you think about it, in monkeys at least, a big one might be a disadvantage when fighting
@@inesjofremartins867 Yeah but those are retractable, I'm pretty sure we're one of the only primates with parts "always on display", but our erections are def the biggest out of all apes. I'm guessing they thought a man with a small penis wouldn't think about fucking all the time and would much rather educate himself, but idk if libido is really tied to the size of your noodle...
@@inesjofremartins867 😂ur right. chimps straight up try to bite off eachothers genitals
Whoever pulled off that gaslight and convinced all the Greeks that his millimeter defeater was a sign of genius is a legend
It was me, Barry
MILLIMETER DEFEATER 😂
*civility
@@atharva-naikin Ancient Greece intellect was associated with civility
as a greek i am dying rolling on the floor hahahah XD
“To the ancient Greeks, beauty was very importa-“
Zeus: “WELP, HOLES ARE HOLES!”
I know, right! Weren’t all the male gods like that? The only one who showed some restraint was Hades!
"If There isn't a hole then I'll just make one!"
@@DanteLovesSadisticPeople AYO WHAT!"?!
fax do, its not ghay if his cheeks were in the way
The Greeks where upcess with beauty the Greeks had to build statues of their gods to look beautiful and they had to build their civilization to mimic beauty. But no matter what European nation you would visit with in the ancient world was upcess with beauty in one or another.
@@SouthernRebels94most literate southerner (bro can't even spell 'obsessed' 😭)
"even pouches of fat" killed me 😂
My pouches of fat are symmetrical
???
@@theaveragegamer108 meaning the only zones on the woman that are usually seen as fatty: Hips, the upper pouches and the lower ones
@@tracimetcalf3374 😂 💀 Good for you! 😂
It's something it was like that. After that people went to believing they had to be like a 70s supermodel on a lettuce diet,to looking upt to entertainers like Lizzo.
Red hair, blue eyes, if they knew what Ireland was they’d be in heaven
Many Greeks have Celtic ancestry, Alexander of Macedon and the Son of Achilles Pyrrus both had red hair..
@@peterroberts7684lol no they didn’t. For one Red hair isn’t exclusive to Celtic people at all secondly red hair among SOME Greeks was probably a result of having indo-European ancestry. Also red hair wasn’t as common in celts as people make it out to be. Red hair among Irish people was mostly a result of Vikings intermixing with the native Irish population and over the course of a thousand years red hair was made more prevalent due to selective breeding because it was seen as attractive.
the people above me are both false.
@@jaaack848 do you not know how to read? Red hair was exclusively Celtic nor was it as prominent in Celtic populations as you think. Red hair is found among all indo eurpean speaking people to some capacity. Red hair in Greece has nothing to do with Celtic population s it has to do with the Indo European connection.
Irish women make me act unwise.
Actually, the genius of Homer is that he NEVER describes Helen. She is the pinnacle of female beauty and by not being described at all, any reader depicts her in their mind as their perceived 10/10.
big booba, ginger with toned muscles?
@@Mr._Anonymous342 Yeah, pretty much
Yeah the description he’s getting at came later in history actually 👍, I think it’s around Socrates and Aristotle tho, not Pythagoras
@@Mr._Anonymous342 not everyone likes big boobs honestly. perfect size for me is C cup. with very fined delicate feminine curvy hourglass body.
Still a somewhat tall redhead then.
He got that civilized rizz
My sister would have been considered a goddess then. She has red hair, blue eyes and is curvy with VERY fair skin.
She isn't already?
guys I'm so pure. just ignore my internet search history.
Innie wiener boi
Hahahah
You're both pure, and civil, while I'm over here being judged as some gluttonous barbarian.
@@augustuscaesar8287 bit ironic then give your name
@@work90 You'd have had to have watched the video.
Her: “oh. It’s… uh… sophisticated?”
E
I guess I am very sophisticated
him*
@@elcalabozodelandroide2 don’t think you got the joke
@@BLOOD_AND_INK i dont think you understand who greeks use to show their d at
Yes, in Ancient Greece, being beautiful was associated with being a good person. There was even a saying about that: being "καλὸς κἀγαθός" (kalos kagathos / kalos kai agathos) meant being "beautiful and virtuous".
_Kalos = beautiful,_ like in calli-graphy (beautiful-writing)
_Kai = and_
_Agathos = good, virtuous,_ like in the surname "Agatha"
thats why pokemon called it the kalos region but it was frenc?
@@fismail4330as a Frenchman, "kalos" is not a French word. (By the way, you can tell it easily as there's only a handful of French words that contain the letter K. The letter K is almost absent from French.)
However, maybe Pokemon creators named this region "Kalos" because they thought it was beautiful? Even though the region is based off France and not Greece, it still makes sense to use a Greek etymology as Greek is a prestige language which is looked up to in all western cultures (as well as Latin). Loads of sustained and literary words derive from Greek etymologies in French (and generally in European languages). So yeah, even though it's France, using somme Greek roots is not absurd.
Edit: _"According to Junichi Masuda, Kalos's name is derived from the Greek word κάλλος kállos, meaning beauty."_ Source: Bulbapedia.
I am so beautiful noone wants me
@@fismail4330 Because the whole plot of the game (if you can call it that) revolves around beauty so they picked a word for it that isn't super known and could pass off as a proper noun, while also sounding kinda mysterious and important.
The body/mind/spirit connection their philosophers spoke of. I think it has merit to a point. If you are healthy, you're going to be pretty attractive. Health also effects hormone balance and clarity of thought. To maintain health also requires discipline. Working out does wonders for one's overall well being, not just making them stronger/faster/etc.
Also note thst Aphrodite was pretty medium in body fat, not super thin but also not fat. Just so much she would likely be peak fertility (yes that correlates with a certain level of body fat in women)
It's a little annoying to see some comments from women obviously struggling with their weight - celebrating Aphrodite as being overweight.
Women with 'some' extra fat would have been found to be "more attractive" because it would indicate status and health: You've got enough money to eat well and not be wasting away from malnutrition....
It's not some kind of "skin deep" beauty standard that completely surpasses superficiality.
.....
Thanks for reading my lengthy, and possibly a tad judgy, comment lol 👍
@@VladmirPoopNFacts. All these females trying to have their fat bodies validated lol
@@VladmirPoopN I for one like a little meat on the bones, even superficially. I think a surprising amount of other guys do too. Women are supposed to have curves and a bit of fat helps 'flesh' that out nicely. Again, we're not talking obesity.
Girl: “do you like that guy?”
Other girl: “I don’t know, he’s too civilized”
you civilized one!
😂😂😂
Glad i dont have that problem
@@smolltaco5667smoll meat
@@Note-DS sadly no
"Girl... he is so pure and civilized... that i can't even feel it"
Underrated comment
The way I hollered….😂😂😂
Some pelvic floor exercises might slightly help against the bucket 👌🏻
@@Li_Tobler LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@@Li_Toblerif you’re 4” just say so bro. 🤷🏼♀️ women shouldn’t need to maintain an exercise regime in our pelvis to feel something from your micro wee. 😂
Damn, even in Ancient Greece they were trying to come up with ways to say "It's not small."
Being beautiful gets you lots of perks.
Girlfriend: "You ready?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry babe, I'm feeling kinda civilized."
Fellow Technoblade enjoyer hello
@@johnjohnfofohniam hello fam are you also sad
😂😂😂
Ew
nah it's just cold here
Civil in the streets
Barbaric in the sheets
Grower haha
That's a win for all us growers 😂
Lmao😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
As a curvy civilised man I can confirm this is True
Curvaceous queen right here !!
Court: You have a mountain of evidence against you, what do you have to say for yourself?
Greek Chad: pulls pants down
UwU so nice and civilized
Well they DO call it "testi-fying" for a reason.
Not even joking. Look it up.
I looked it up and holy fuck lmao😂😂
"In ancient Rome, two men taking an oath of allegiance held each other's testicles, and men held their own testicles as a sign of truthfulness while bearing witness in a public forum. The Romans found a word to describe this practice but didn't invent the practice itself. Other primates had already been doing this for millions of years. Two male baboons who cooperate with each other by forming aggressive alliances against other baboons frequently fondle each other's genitalia. This behavior has nothing to do with sex but it's a social ritual that primatologists call a "greeting." "
@@robertlombardo8437 Looked it up not true
@@apollo5063that is true, but both testificari (which is to testify in english) and testiculus (which is testicles in english) derived from the Latin word testis (which is a witness in english). Theodore technically testify is the related to testicles.
Fun fact: Pythagoras was also scared of beans because he thought they contained the souls of the dead.
can't judge them, tomatoes seem evil as fuck.
Would that mean the reason beans cause flatulence is because the spirits want to escape? 🗿
Fava beans to be specific, and it is thought he might have had G6PD deficiency, a condition common in Greece, in which people who eat certain foods (like favas) can get anemia or jaundice.
Magical fruit, once consumed foul souls are expelled.
@@strickenrod2681ever seen your own pfp??
Okay, knowing that about Aphrodite made me feel better about myself.
Always wondered how the micropenis gene didn't die out from selection.
Yeah micropenis for an species that focuses on sex as commodity and luxury is kinda unexpected
This is the most civilized comments section I have ever seen.
The fact that your name doesn't rhyme with bean is stone age tier barbarism.
@@water1374💀😭
I’m “uncivil”.
Watch yo mouth, I'm as uncivil as they come.
@@90skidcultistI literally have long red hair and blue eyes and yet the guys at my school say I'm a 5/10 at best 💀
"if you were good looking, you were probably a good person"
Glad too see human views on that haven't changed
Sadly a lot of people in my life make this seem true.
@@cantinoch9579well doesn't that sounds like a blast...
Its kinda true tho in general, ugly people have a higher chance to have something wrong with them mentally as well.
My guess is that beautiful people are happier in comparison so it can affect how they behave. Though many ugly friends of mine are fantastic human beings
@@yoboimichproductionsinc.2948YOU on the other hand are apparently NOT a fantastic human being 😂
As a girl who is kind of curvy yet chubby, I need to go back in time man
This really helps all the men out there, we're truly civilized men
"If you were good looking, you were probably a good person"
Meanwhile Aphrodite: **punishes women who are more beautiful than her**
Jokes aside, Greek gods and goddesses had their own rules from Greek civilians. This is especially notable in the goddesses, a shining example being Athena. Ancient Athens was arguably one of the most misogynistic societies to date, but the goddess representing war and the military was very intentionally female because she's a goddess, and a female God was on a whole different level than a female human.
I am not gonna defend Aphrodite, I have nothing to defend her with
The same woman who drugged like 6 women to help her son found Rome, folks.
So technically true.
I have red hair and blue/green eyes, but my face is a little crooked so I think I’d be safe lol
Even the Ancient Greeks knew that girl tummy is best
Take me back to ancient Greece 😩
Imagine you try to roast Pythagoras and he hits you with the golden ratio
L+Golden Ratio
It’s ok. That’s when you hit him with a chair. Lol
Then you pull out a handful of fava beans and watch him get a Dream Theater level Panic Attack
Bro died because he didn't want to run in a bean field
@@notproductiveproductions3504Dream Theater referenced👍
“Babe I lied.
I’ve been civilized this whole time.”
Plot twist she's likes her men civilized
@@Fazimusalt1haha I wish…
@@windbuster I assure you that no matter what it is, there's at least one person in the world who's sexually attracted to it. You just have to find them
Don't take my civilization away
😂😂😂😂
Knowing my body is similar to Aphrodite makes me feel good
Me, a chubby blue eyed redhead: I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG TIME.
Alt title: Would you have been safe from Zeus
Trick question. Nobody is safe from Zeus.
@@idiotwithopinions581 in bed.
@@idiotwithopinions581 didn't he fuck an animal once?
😂😂😂😂😂
I don't like big tits tbh
When Obi Wan said “So uncivilized,” it was actually a compliment… 💀🗿👌
The biggest blaster of them all
It would make sense that the large phallic lightsaber is just compensating for their civility.
"there's always a bigger dick"
AYO
@@Barquevious_Jackson the emoji itself is too vague and fun for that use 🗿 and it’s barely used for that now, it’s ironic ig 🤷🏻♂️
as a curvy redhead, I'm flattered
I'm so glad that people acknowledge that Aphrodite was chubby because they thought it was beautiful back then- I helped myself out of an awful ED when I found out that she was curvy and the goddess of beauty, it gave me a reason to embrace my body and take better care of it!
You better go for a walk and loose some weight. Guys might like you for who you are but your heart won't. Heart attack is one of the biggest cause of death.
Good for you, and congratulations!
i'm so happy to hear that! congratulations❤
Finding out Aphrodite was curvy helped you with erectile dysfunction? Seriously, most guys don't want a bean pole and I don't know why that has been popularized by models. Most guys like a bit of curve and meat on the bone. Just be healthy, whatever your healthy body is.
I love curvy girls, they are beautiful 😍
Turns out I’m extremely civilized
Turns out I'm more barberic then i thought (I'm 13 help)
And pure, don't forget pure!
@@octoling7 😭
@@octoling7Wanna cut my hair?
I came to the comments to find these...you guessed it comments 😅
He probably has a really nice personality since he’s so civil and pure☺️🥹🥺
high off the copium
Just call me Dave the Barbarian 😔
Your name trips me out
@@Loading-lg6hs They're coping by making a joke?
Dat name tho
That male greek statue looks like he's doing the Shaggy "are you challenging me" meme
Where my civilised brethren at 🗿
"Sorry babe, I guess I'm just too civilized"
Im a male, blond hair and blue eyes. Im muscular and...
I have a small penis. 😄👍
I wonder if it’s become lube wasn’t much of a thing then to my knowledge, no one wants a dry big dick
I'm 4.8, am I a civilized man?
Edit: im from murica so inches
@@worstgamer1162 You're better than a friend of mine.
@@worstgamer1162 cm or inch? Thats a big difference. 😄👍
As a ginger with blue eyes, I support this message.
How dare you be everything I want to be?
plus the curvaceousness
Same here
Fine I’ll be the one to ask…..Do….do you have a soul? I mean I don’t remember The Weasleys feeling anything when a dementor was near which affects the soul
i guess the greeks liked aryan and Celtic people.
red hair, blue eyes, and pudgy? bro they would've loved me 😭😭😭 this complerely boosted my confidence
I can't believe that in Ancient Greece, I would have been considered greedy.
Maan I'm so barbaric, I * ugh* I can barely walk with this barbarism of mine.
💀💀
@@dmolegend1699 🍒🍌
🤣🤣 this one made me chuckle
isn't having a third leg makes walking easier?
@@patrickcarnate882 Not when this third leg randomly shrinks and erects.
It's true. I am gluttonous and barbarous.
Nice
Great job yo
We are descendents of cimerians.
Almost had me till the end of the video
🤣🤣
Damn... too bad I wasn't born back then!😂 Being blessed with long wavy strawberry blonde highlights/auburn undertones, blue eyes, and a voluptuous figure wasn't exactly highly desirable back in the late 90's early 2000's when I was young. Thankfully my husband appreciated(s) it now. Funny how things change❤
I am so uncivilized! Aaaaahhhhh! I am a renegade! As matter of fact, I think I think I will buy a cookie and punch it! This better work...
Woman in ancient Greece: happens to exist
*"AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS"*
Quite literally
in the shape of a shower
Attractive woman exists and along comes Aphrodite "how dare you be as pretty as me.."
9 months later: AND THEN ALONG CAME HERA
oh he came alright
I’m impressed by the amount of civil man all of a sudden popping out of the woodwork and admitting to be civil 😂 #Weloveacivilking
Habibi, tf u care about people's civility. Astagfirullah sister.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@hamzahahmedsiddiqui bro she’s joking chill
@@hamzahahmedsiddiqui lmfao
World peace achieved
@@hamzahahmedsiddiqui ewww
So postpartum, I'm greek hot! Yay! I feel better now lol
turns out i am uncivilised
The small p3nis thing is incorrect. They depicted them as smaller in art becuase it SYMBOLISED a person overcoming their inner beast and become a higher being. It was a symbol of their intellect controlling their instincts and not the other way around, which is why they are depicted with beards (the sign of the philosopher). Also it's just much more aesthetic in art, imagine if all those beautiful statues had huge dongs, it would look ridiculous and comical
You Didn't Actually Disprove the Point but made it. You just went Deeper into it
I'd actually prefer a normal penis on a statue, rather than all the men having baby penises. Is it just me? Statues of grown men with baby penises is just so strange.
I think the artist did things the way they wanted no rules or guidelines. Artistic license realism or fantasy whatever they felt inspired to do; no analytical definitions of what was " correct art".
i mean..... who would like smaller dongs?
Actually a decent message there still, remember lads think with your main head and not your second and you can do great things
I have red hair and blue eyes, now all i need is a time machine.
right? YALL BRING ME BACK I HAVE BELLY FAT TOO PLS
WEASLEY!
same
@HDTomo
Dude, having belly fat doesn't automatically make you "obese." You do realize there are technically several levels to body weight/fat disbursement? Even just going by general vibe on obesity, having belly fat doesn't mean that, either.
Back when I was thin (I was for most of my life until having my son), even being 110 lbs into adulthood at 5'5", I STILL had some belly chub and a little muffin top. Body type helps determine that. I've seen woman skinnier than I ever was that had belly fat. It's a female thing and it's natural.
I know you were being facetious, but the way you say things can have a negative impact on people.
Μιλάτε ελλινικα?
That's why Michaelangelo's David has a small thingy, it would have been seen as really goofy for him to even have an average size one (to be fair even today it would be pretty weird if he was insanely hung)
I literally having nightmares when i searched about cyclopia
Guess we’re pretty “civil” than huh
Than who? Then?
@@MarcoPolo-YogurtSlinger Than Huh. You’re not familiar with the infamous Huh?
Geezus mate, dont mention the Huh, i thought we discussed this in history class....
@@bugzyhardrada3168 sry i dropped soap before going to that class, who huh?
We?
"Babe, it looks like yours is the purest one among your friends"
I'm the sinful one ☠️
💀💀💀
😮😂😂
😆🤣😂🤣💀
@@meyesepiclychill9879Jail
assigning a character to someone via something out of one's control is wild.
Genetics does that all the time. Yes, personality too.
Drake is sweatin at the last one
i learnt about this in my maths class when i was 11.
everyone measured their own faces, applied the equation and then they had to stand up infront of the class.
i was deemed mathematically the most ugly person in that room. made me feel real nice
The golden equation? I failed it too
sounds like something we shouldnt be doing, huh. way to ostracize somebody over an ancient beauty standard. I'd report that, to be honest. doesnt seem very fair to teens fragile self esteems.
the standard of beauty is always changing- what was beautiful in Ancient Greece would've had you burned at the stake during the Salem Witch trials. it's all so trivial 🙄
Golden equation isn't made for poc ppl so don't feel too bad
Ugly on a mathematical level ☠️☠️☠️
@@SaikiKFann it's for all people.
They actually named the civil war after me, for how civil I am
wdym WAS
@@masuooo4452 he grew I guess
@@masuooo4452 mb, I meant AM
@@masuooo4452 you didn’t hear? He actually died in the war, got too close to a cannon smh
The 7 centimeter war
“If you were good looking, you were probably a good person”
Boy how the times have changed
Nah, that philosophy hasn't even changed since then.
I’d say it’s the other way around nowadays. 😊
So has cosmetic surgery lol
Not really, Aphrodite was already an awful person. They just hated ugly people so much that they had to justify their hate in some way.
I mean earlier it was the pretty privilege keeping you sane. Now everyone gets a backlash.
Pythagoras sounds like the name of a legendary Pokemon
Reminds me of a certain recent Flashgitz animation haha!
"If you were good looking, you were a good person"
I'm sure Narcissus would agree with you, but he's too caught up in his own perfect reflection to reply right now.
That’s funny
Yes, in Ancient Greece, being beautiful was associated with being a good person. There was even a saying about that: being "καλὸς κἀγαθός" (kalos kagathos / kalos kai agathos) meant being "beautiful and virtuous".
_Kalos = beautiful,_ like in calli-graphy (beautiful-writing)
_Kai = and_
_Agathos = good, virtuous,_ like in the surname "Agatha"
LMAO😂
Narcissus is caught up in being a flower XD Funny that beauty was deemed good but he was punished and killed for thinking himself beautiful lol
Good one!
Me with red hair, blue eyes, and thiccness: I’m living in the wrong time
Golden ratio
i think that only went for women though
@@themeerkat5157 Weren't the Greeks super gay tho? Sounds like a Greek bisexual wet dream
Here's the attention you wanted
@@themeerkat5157 yea?
Another W for the Barbarians 😎😎😎
“What? The people on Twitter are civilised??”
It’s a crime that your comment has only 24 likes 🤣🤣
“What? The average league of legends player is civilised?” 💀
😂😂😂
No fking way
That burn was legendary lmao 😂
Obi-wan: **looks down at General Grevious* "So uncivilized!"
Omg😂😂😂
Personally, I call my penis Count Dooku instead
I can hear this 😂😂
ayyYOOO
Hello there
I've never felt more Civil in my Life
"yours is gross and barbarous; mine is small and petite, like a baby's finger holding a blueberry".
"UGH C'MON GUYS! it's not _THAT_ BIG!"
It turns out I'm extremely civil and pure
I must be Satan incarnate.
@@Acheron666 I bet you took a nice sip of your sophisticated tea after commenting this
"she had golden red hair"
So he's either trying to describe ginger hair or he's a Wattpad author👁️👄👁️
I'd always heard Helen of Troy and Cleopatra two renown all time beauties were both brunettes like Elizabeth Taylor and Sophia Loren.
@ferret sounds very plausible and didn't use our modern day description because maybe he didn't know strawberries.
That means strawberry blonde now a days.
@@zerotodona1495 but strawberry blonde is blonde right? But they were saying the favoured thing was red hair... Or am i mixing up something 😵
@@nickeni3050 i googled it Strawberry blonde belongs to the red hair group. 'Strawberry blonde is the lightest shade of red hair. Other tones in this color group include mahogany, copper and Irish red. When somebody says they have strawberry blonde hair, they're stating their shade of red.
Came for the comments and you didn’t let me down.
Y’all I got curly brown hair and brown eyes (my two favorite features of mine actually)
“it just means I’m Handsome, trust me”
Pythagoras at some point
Nah imagine he made the pp thing up to make himself look better
@@notlolmaster3005 im 6 inches but yeah bro is right; people with smaller lengths are usually less cocky, in my environment at least
And he conveniently didn't mention hairlines
@@mrjoblox Caught the urinal peeker 😂😂
@@mrjoblox hold up, how do yo they are less cocky 💀
having the same body type as a lot of the aphrodite statues (and the same as a lot of renaissance paintings) makes me feel a lot better about my body tbh
Huge W
This... this is a humblebrag if I interpret it another way 😂
ἡμῖν ἀρέσκουσιν παχεῖαι.
I wouldn’t use a sculpture to justify obesity
@@cats2905 😂 that's nowhere near obesity dude
Finally a use for this thing
Small guy were coping since BCE 😂
“A small penis was a sign of civility” I believe this is what the kids call a cope
Edit: Everybody in this comment section is so mean to me and my ginormous dick
Or maybe, the abs werent the things overcompensating all along.
Im very civil
Cope is one hell of a drug
SILENCE, GLUTON. YOU'RE NOT CIVIL
💪😎 cope more, my uncivil brother
Imagine being a big time grower as a man. Outward quite pure but in private quite barbarous. Amusing
Not so amusing as for a warrior it stays out of the way when not in use but when needed the landing gear comes down. Evolution.
@@mariovillarreal8647 How practical!
Civil in the streets
Barbarian in the sheets
“Chicks dig it, believe me” -A guy who is not me
@@mariovillarreal8647 This is why the only supremacy I believe in is *G R O W E R S U P R E M A C Y.*
Pythagoras out there making sound his doe-ing is like a lightsaber, “an elegant weapon for a more civilized age”
Guess I'm happy with the size of mine then
Pure, Civil Men, *ASSEMBLE*
“Having a small wiener was considered as to be beautiful in Ancient Greece”
*You hear that little buddy?*
Are you fr bro that sucks
*The little buddy is around 12"*
so your saying i gotta a chance
This sounds like the men who controlled things just decided they wanted to make big dicks seem gross to women.
I’m sure this failed but if it did work then wouldn’t that mean thru selection Greek men would have smaller wangs in the present day?
Wait wait wait! What if your penis is mid?
This gives Captain America: Civil War a whole new meaning
As a red head, I approve this message lol
Me twirling my homie's 10 incher: "So uncivilized."
Eh yo??
JSBDJDB
You what now?
🤨📸
Pause
“Worst thing that can happen to a man is become civilized.”
-David Goggins
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If he actually said that, he’d sound like one of those kids from r/im14andthisisdeep.
This individuality bs that’s being promoted nowadays just makes people whiny and wanting to feel special all the time and also doing dumb shit on Tiktok.
@@4m4n40 Lol. Have you ever heard David Goggins talk? You probably should listen to him about more if you think he encourages people to "be whiny" and "wanting to feel special all the time"
@@4m4n40 How old are you? Pick up a book or take a course in literature..
@@4m4n40 Wow bro you sound civilized as fuck.
AYO I HAVE RED HAIR AND BLUE EYES YASSS
I was ugly then to.
Damn…
Imagine you get not only ratioed but golden ratioed by an ancient greek man