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How to Survive Falling Without a Parachute
• How to Survive Falling...
How to Survive Falling Into Quicksand
• How to Survive Falling...
How to Survive Falling into The Niagara Falls
• How to Survive Falling...
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No
no
@@Stapleboar0610 we are in agreement
Review sml
"I will statistically die once in my life,"
I mean, not wrong.
unless your heart stops and then is started again, technically you die then.
@@djdee6386 which would make the stat higher than 1
He just said once, not only once
true
I was revived from medical death once so I'm immortal now.
Just wanna point out that scene from Batman is of batman throwing a guy out of a window to INTENTIONALLY BREAK HIS LEGS
But he didn't die did he?
His legs BROKE his fall
@Benjamin Carter nonsense! I will hear no more of that young man, to your room!
I also wanted to point out that, before the Indiana Jones scene, there was a scene from STAR WARS and then a scene from THE ADAM WEST BATMAN SERIES.
I mean that's kinda the point. Better to break your legs than your neck or entire body
Breaking your legs cripples you so you'd die either way if you fell from a airplane. Either you die upon impact (which is painless) or you shatter your shin bones and ankles and then not move and die a painful death of dehydration/starvation depending on where you landed.
These are all actually legit ways to survive these situations, but the way it's presented feels like a top-5 countdown video.
Top 5 ways to die, number 5, getting impaled by trees
And then you have the Niagra Falls one, which is basically "Build a specialized craft for falling down, wear layers, tense your muscles, don't tense your muscles, and never go to Niagra Falls!"
Source?
Number 3, burger king foot lettuce.
Yes actually
How to survive Niagara Falls:
Step 1:
...just don't go to Niagara Falls.
Or stay back, WAY back, away from the Waterfall overhead.
@TheNobleKnight press v and get the gravity gun
Nah fam just drink all the water
Just don’t live
i am the falls
"Being in quicksand is dangerous, specially when you're on Brazil"
As if out of the quicksand would be any safer in Brazil.
You can escape the quicksand, but you can't escape from Brazil
@tesco man No.
Fun fact: quicksand is a shear thinning non-Newtonian fluid. also quicksand isn't as dangerous as its portrayed since (IIRC) its near impossible for a human to actually be fully submerged in quicksand due to some buoyancy and density shenanigans.
so in short: popular media has once again bamboozled many into thinking quicksand is very deadly when in reality its not very deadly. worse result is just shoes filled with wet sand.
Worst is it sucking your shoes in and you have to be barefoot on sharp rocks and leeches
@@discounthorde1944 some people see it as a fetish and film in it for ... fun
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 yes
these guys are basically just those thoughts that you have at 2am that are similar to how you'd stop a sudden ninja attack.
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I know how to survive going over Niagara Falls; I've watched "Mr. Magoo" starring Leslie Nielsen.
Leslie does not dissapoint.
Mr mangoo is a cartoon
@@kayisapple381 so is Alvin in the chipmunks? Your point? They made a live action movie out of both
@@kayisapple381 looks like someone forgot how to understand jokes
Everything is live action these days, thanks to the power of technology and CGI, anything is possible :)
Oh thank you for producing this video! I was stuck in quick sand while falling down Niagra Falls after my parachute malfunctioned. You saved my life!
Oh I got a heart! Thank you!
Was it painful?
@@enderlord8771no
@@enderlord8771 he got tacos
Ah yes the alternative Niagara falls where instead of water there is just sand
Don't mind me I'm just staring Jude's back ground computer which playing "gummy bear" childhood memories
it's pain and suffering on a screen!
Oh I’m a gummy bear.
Yes I’m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear.
I’m a jelly bear.
'Cause I´m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a movin’ groovin’ jammin’ singing gummy bear.
Oh yeaoooh.
Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummibär
Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummibär
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party
Party pop
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party
Party pop
Oh I’m a gummy bear.
Yes I’m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear.
I’m a jelly bear.
'Cause I´m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a movin’ groovin’ jammin’ singing gummy bear.
Oh yeaoooh.
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Three times you can bite me.
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Three times you can bite me.
Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummibär
Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummibär
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party
Party pop
Bai ding ba doli party
Bamm bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party
Party pop
Oh I’m a gummy bear.
Yes I’m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear.
I’m a jelly bear.
'Cause I´m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a movin’ groovin’ jammin’ singing gummy bear.
Oh I’m a gummy bear.
Yes I’m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear.
I’m a jelly bear.
'Cause I´m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a movin’ groovin’ jammin’ singing gummy bear.
Oh I’m a gummy bear.
Yes I’m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear.
I’m a jelly bear.
'Cause I´m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a movin’ groovin’ jammin’ singing gummy bear.
Oh yeaoooh.
Party pop
Party pop
Party pop
@@t-rexy2258 *sings in german for some reason*
@@collinbloo he looked it up
Same
I am LITERALLY crying in laughter right now. This is absolutely fantastic.
yes
yes
10:32
"that's a nice point, senator armstrong. why don't you back it up with a source?"
"my source is that i made it up"
Step 1: Don'T m0ve
Step 2: Move.
Step 3: Move.
Step 4: Move.
Step 5: Move.
Step 6: Move
Step 7: **just don't try it in the first place**
Step 8: (shoot optional) destroy any other electronics that have the channel subscribed
The first fish to walk on land: 4:49
If there’s a microwave society, what about the oven community? Or the toaster group?
now we're asking the real questions
They have a second channel called the Toaster Community.
@@SilverCipher00 I was gonna say that
Or the nuke cult
@Garcello It's another word for like heating up something, nuclear or in the microwave.
Anyone who is a scorpio can’t be in any races. Cause they are all naturally slow and shall lose every time unless racing against another scorpio, then it will be unknown who shall win
i'm a virgo
@@ilovetaylorswift628 haha virgin
As a scorpio can confirm, I am pathetically slow
The fuck are you talking about
C’mon, I’m pretty sure I know an Asian guy who’s a Scorpio…
Man, without this channel, I wouldn't be surviving
It’s very helpful
Lol same
As a kid I thought I'd have to deal with quicksand a lot more in my adult life
Too be fair it isn't overly rare it just barely does anything
I used to play in quick sand as a kid. It was never deep, just some gooey stuff by the river.
7:29
Well, we already confirmed that Bren is a scorpion
8:30 “Slapping the silly string on the blender, my cheese wheel” I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SANDWICH
"That means if we jump in an airplane as long as we land on a hay will be fine"
Ezio approves
Minecraft approves
well it depends on how much hay and if there is a giant trampoline under the hay.
9:40 the first person to ever fall into the Niagara Falls fell while in a barrel and she survived, however she was severly injured
5:48 A MAN HAS FALLEN THROUGH A ROOF IN LEGO CITY
HEY!
Make the time machine
You know it’s going to be a channel that releases videos.
Yes, that’s how channels work
Together we can stop this.
I wasn't really paying attention and thought they said "macarena" incorrectly instead of "mech arena"
11:57
I may have giggled at this too hard.
Step 2: *FEET*
Most whales(specifically those that eat krill and plankton) despite there size cannot swallow you. There throats are biggest the width of a cantaloupe or a grapefruit if I remember correctly. Feel free to correct me though since I don’t remember 100%
5:12 Spider-Man dies because of G-Fuel
Die😏🫱
4:39 your kind of right landing in hay or bushes does cushin you fall alot and raises you chance of survival
The scariest most life threatening thing about this video was the gummy bear music videoa playing on loop behind Jude
epic channel, taught me how to not die
Yeah I'm 3 years over my due date and still going strong 💪
@@Zigmmaaaaarrssss According to the game "Run of life" the average age to die at is 80 years. So you're probably 83 years old by this point
From the foodboy video Jude had Mr Krabs twerkin in his background but now Jude has the Gummibär dancing in the background
7:55 brendan when he sees Indiana Jones
12:24 No, what you have to do is use A Field Spell Card to destroy Niagara Falling, unless negated by another card's effect. This is how you duel Death: With A Children's Card Game.
4:24
Like concrete,water-
*vine boom*
9:59 when you make a reference to one of your previous videos
10:05 when you think of something kinda like it
Brendan made me laugh with him screaming and shouting in those moments: 11:35 11:53 12:08
8:39
Wiggling your feet will help liquify your *feet*
Sounds like a ytp
I have 2 bad movies for you "baby genius" with 2% on rotten tomatoes. Its about a baby genius gets swapped with a stupid baby who looks like him.
The other is water horse with 70% on IMBD, about a baby lockness monster ,its also like 60% CGI witch makes it somewhat horrorfying
I remember watch the water horse! I loved that movie when I was younger.
Dang, I forgot about water horse
Me too but after rewatching it, its horrorfying
Oh my Google. A baby Nessie
duuuude i remember seeing trailers for that movie
Unironically there was a man named, Frank Selak, who was blown a plane and landed on hay and lived. He also lived very unlikely situations as well
Chuck norris
He sounds like a younger version of the guy who tight roped across Niagara Falls
He survived his car blowing up twice. And getting directly hit by a bus. And he won the lottery.
12:18 “Remember Young Midoryia to escape from a waterfall you must clench your butt checks and yell from the depths of your heart!”
“SMAAAAAAASH!”
Domain expansion
CURSED GIANT SPONGE SPIRIT
Josiah: wait are you guys people?-
Brendan and jude: N O
They clowning but the advice for falling without a parachute is solid
ha...
ha.....
ha.......
3:08 Truer words were never spoken.
we need to put down some ground rules on what Jude's allowed to put on his micro monitor...
3:40 peter in deadpool 2 be like
9:33 maybe that’s why people don’t come back from Brazil.
PLEASE check out those really bad animated storytime channels. They are perfect for this channel's sense of humor.
You’re jet-skiing next to niagara falls, you’re about to go over the edge. Do you grab a nearby barrel and climb inside or do you feet?
i think the wacky point they were getting at with the niagra falls and bridge comparison is that people might use both to do the opposite of survive
5:38 a man has fallen in a bus in (not)lego city
Fun Fact: the heat and radiation will hit you faster than you can react.
Maybe you. But I'm different.
6:45 actaully
10:26 rock eyebrow moment
8:56 At least they'll always maintain their right to remain silent! HAHAHAHA! :)
Fun fact: people were harmed in the making of this video
Jude's hair during the ad turned into a typical 9 year old minecraft player.
11:31 Thats Angry Birds :)
I like how this was uploaded right when my town has a rain storm
5:53
this cracked me up too good
I love how 1/1000 is a completely arbitrary statistic lol... I think the only thing you need to say for the parachute-less fall is avoid water and aim for breakables or the side of a hill... Presentation is key kids! If this video is nothing else let it be a message that presentation matters lolol
11:02
Eiffel Tower? I HArdLy kNoW HEr
*sitcom laugh track*
There were some really hilarious moments in this one the "nose in my elbows?" really got me.
“Slapping the silly string on the blender my cheese wheels”🤣
Man! I can't wait to use my knowledge from this video and land on my feet after falling from the stratosphere and feel as all the bones in my body turn into jello!
10:55
That is Watch Dogs 2.
Bruh just use a bucket of water when you fall. It's easy!
Yeah don't know why people don't do this
And if you're incredibly skilled, use a boat!
@@collinbloo and if you are really REALLY skilled you can use a bush!
And if you’re highly skilled, use a yacht
Now I can survive anything, thanks Microwave Society!
Next vid: how to survive a *BLACKHOLE*
Step 1: become gravity noodle
Step 1: _calm down_
Step 2: Don’t got to space
I love the gummy bear song on the back round Judes office.
Jude playing the gummy bear song video in the background is the best thing I’ve seen all day
Really love how they keep using clips for other series even when its not in context with the information
I discovered this channel by accident, but god bless the CZcams algorithm! You are amazing! Greetings from Poland!!
I love how you can see Jude looking at the script on the ad at the start of the video
But, Isn't it better to relax in a fall cause tensing up deals more damage than being relaxed, the main reason why drunk drivers survive car crashes more often?
New microwave village? Nuts
Those falling tips actually work, including the "legs first" part...
*you might be half the man you once were.* but you'll live!
(Edit: not 100% survival rate, but it increases your chances)
Ok but the quicksand video is actually pretty good, that’s legitimately how you survive quicksand
Only microwave society can make a sponsorship segment funny and interesting.
no the sponsor is still just boring
it's better than some others, that's for sure.
@@megalovaniac5196 better yes, but still extremely boring
0:27 You pray for forgiveness for disobeying God and wait 3 days...duh!
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that the gummy bear album is playing in the background of Jude's camera feed?
Ya, I think people aren't blind. We have these things called "eyes," ever heard about them?
Hi!! Love your videos! Veggietales are my favorite!
GOOOOOKUUU 12:04
I just fell off niagra falls onto quicksand before getting picked up and dropped by a plane with no parachute and this helped a lot
Hilarious video as always, i was cholking when h3 randomly came on screen lol
Ah yes, trying to escape the enivitable
I don’t want to survive! I wanna live!
The thing is part of like airplane training and so on is that if in the event of a failed parachute if your secondary doesn't go off well pray to God because you're most likely going to die. But if you want to try not to die and give yourself a slightly better chance you want to aim for trees the first thing they tell you is
"Oh it's going to hurt like hell it's going to be the worst pain you've ever felt, you're going to break bones and rupture organs but you'll probably survive but you're never going to walk right again... But at least you're not dead."
just use mirror force and the waterfall will take all the damage instead and you’ll be fine
You should check out the “epic how to” series. It’s similar to this one but actually good.
When they ask the question in the begining it reminds me of spark notes or Any advanced type of note taking.
12:11 its jackbox games "Talkig Points"
Microwave Society Would Be A Better Survival Channel than How To Survive
Here's my tips to survive:
1. Move fast if you're out in public, legit dont stay somewhere for long.
2. Look out at all times, back, front, below, the sides, literally any direction.
and
3. Run if you're in public and start to get paranoid.
I mean that's what I do irl anyway.
Why is the guy in the HTS videos literally just the Chatter Chipmunk “Will believing in God turn out to be a good idea?” guy? Remember Chatter Chipmunk? That one thing you reacted to when you guys ate food mid-video? Last May. Remember? Ok.
Also I ask for you to watch “Bobbleheads: The Movie” on Netflix *yet again*
2:35 is when the sponsored section ends
From ALL the quicksand in movies, shows, and tutorials on how to escape quicksand I saw as a kid, I really thought it would be a more common occurrence in my adult life.
how to survive falling off of Niagara Falls:
Step 1. Don’t
I love how for the Niagara Falls segment their sources are The Simpsons, GTA 5, Watch Dogs 2, some animated movie, H3H3 and Dragon Ball Z.