I drank a bunch of baby milk, now i'm pregnant!
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Hi, my name is Vanesa, and I got pregnant from drinking baby formula.
Ever since I was young, Iâve loved the taste of baby milk. I knew it was weird for me to continue drinking it since I was no longer a baby or even a toddler, but I couldnât give it up. I guess you might say I was addicted to it.
When I was in high school, Iâd spend my allowance in buying myself my favorite brand of baby formula, and Iâd keep it hidden in my room. I even had a baby bottle hidden underneath my bed. I knew people would call me a freak if they discovered my favorite treat, so I only drank it when I was sure I was all alone.
My parents had no idea about my secret guilty pleasure. They did wonder why I didnât use my money to go to the cinema with my friends or buy myself nice stuff, but they just figured I was really careful with my income. In reality, I was spending all my extra money on my favorite brand of baby milk, which wasnât cheap.
Now, you might know baby formula comes in two different formats: Powder or liquid milk. Honestly, Iâve always preferred powdered milk, since I could choose how much water I added to it and so I could decide how thick or thin I wanted to drink my milk that day. I did buy myself liquid milk when I knew Iâd be away from my room and wouldnât get access to my secret stash, though.
For example, when I went on a trip with my parents or camping with my friends. I had to take those small, pre-made baby milk cartons and hide them in my bags. I was so close to being caught a few times, but luckily no one ever discovered my secret.
As I grew older and moved out of my parentâs house, it became easier to indulge in my addiction. I didnât have to hide the baby formula any longer and could keep it in my fridge or pantry, which was great.
I felt so free since I could lay down on my sofa, drinking my baby milk without needing to lock myself in the bathroom or my room and gulp it down quickly. I could take my time and really enjoy it instead.
It was really awesome being an adult and being free to both pay for my own baby milk and donât need to hide in the comfort of my own house. The problem was, though, my own guilty feelings. No matter if no one was watching, I still felt so odd doing it. Like it was so weird and messed up, even if I wasnât harming anyone.
I guess I liked it because it made me feel safe like when I was a little girl and my mom would take care of me. Plus, the taste is really good and I loved laying back and relaxing with my bottle and my baby milk.
When I was in my mid-20s, I met a guy who I really like. He became my boyfriend and would spend a lot of time at my house. That made me have to hide again when I drunk my milk or had to wait until he wasnât there to indulge in my guilty pleasure.
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Use me as a âwtfâ button
xD
I have a tongue to say it brooooo
Wtf
More like a
"I want clout button"
*TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!*
Next story: I looked at a guy and now i have quadruples
LOLLLLLLLL
Maria FariaRodrigues lol
Are you greek ?
But I am !!
"Mummy, where's daddy?"
*points to the baby milk section*
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I was reading your comment and eating I choked on my food from laughingđđđ
OOF
XD
@CHUA JIA YING Moe ohhhhhh now I know why are dad's go get summ milkkkkk
Letâs be honest we all know that wasnât baby milk. đ
You still wouldn't get pregnant from drinking it
She said it taste off
That was Cum
â@@PrincessBlack04which probably means she was r*ped and that is disgusting
*"I drank baby milk, now I'm pregnant"*
*Human Biology:* _Must be a Glitch in the Matrix_
XD
Indeed
You sir made me Wheeze...your a freaking genius
FiliG maybe lol đ
What if I told you...this baby wonât have a daddy
*reads tittle*
Sis thatâs not how-
Never mind
@Luz Galan Shhhhh we can't let her know...
ARE YOU JUDGIN- Also nvm
@@mikefowkes648 yea we cant
đ€Ł
@@mikefowkes648 ha
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Allison: Hi my name is Allison and I'm in love with a loser
Idk if any kubz scouts are here but I just wanted to say thank you to this animation channel for letting jay react to this
Yes I am a fan of him
Ya I just watched the video when he reacted to this video and I'm reading these commentsđ
This is Physically impossible.
Unless she named her boyfriend âbaby milkâ
Drinking boyfriend definitely makes sense đ
You dont name your boyfriend
son goku I named my boyfriend ugly shit
@@jolynesbomberwife đ
Even if she drank that she wouldn't be pregnant tho
next story:
âI got pregnant because I breath airâ
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And the next one :
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend fart in front of me"
Agnes Dresentia lmao
Next: i moved planet because i fell over in front of my boyfriend
And next story:
I became pregnant by seeing a boys
Her it tasted weird. Me dirty minded. âOhhhhhhhhhhh OHHHHHHHHH!â
It starts off watery then it gets creamy...Yum
This "joke" is definitely not inappropriate :)
R I see u r a man of culture as well
Thatâs what she said đ
Ok, these stories are getting out of hand.
so true
Next story:
This story fell out of my hand, Itâs out of hand!
Next story:
I ate a car and now am a car
Next story:
I ate a horse and now am a horse
Joy Ogbeifun lol
**Doesn't study for exam**
Question on exam: How can you get pregnant?
Me:
Beep boup you are f#cked
AnaEsAnita XD lol
f#cked
The video said baby milk!
Drink some baby milk
Next story:âI ate fish food and algae, then became a fish..â
OMG REaLLY THANKS I CAN BECOME A FISHY
đđđ
JAY FROM THE KUBZ SCOUTS SENT ME HERE đ
2020: I drank baby milk, now Iâm pregnant
3020: I drank 10 gallons of poison and Iâm still alive
FlipaClip Master đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Anything can be a poison...
đđđ
Iâm about to get a life should i do it?
@@blueback999 Dont do it live is good
not a sigle soul:
this chanel:
i drank cow milk and a got pregnat
with a cow
I have a friend that thinks that
G.R.A.M.M.A.R
Dead.đ
(Sigle)đđœa new word in my dictionary đđbruh
Lol
nobody:
nobody at all:
her: iM iN lOvE witH a LoSER
2020: Pregnant by baby formula
3012: Pregnant by standing
Bet you that will happen
The real story:
"*ThE MiLk Is ThE FaThEr*"
Casey EDITZ I diedđđđ
đđđđđđ
Hahaha yeah
đđđđ
130th like yesssssss >:)
Next story: âI hugged my dog and now Iâm having puppiesâ i-đ
đđđ
I-đ
đđđđ
What film is that.đ€đđ€đđ€đđ€đ
đ€đđđđđđđ
Im here from jay he told me to shout out
Story time animated the real mvp đ
So the girl from the first story wonât even question if her boyfriend roofied and then âtook advantageâ of her. She did say her milk that day tasted weird and she wouldnât even remember what happened anyway. I donât think she should just let it slide. I think she should get a paternity test in her boyfriend
2020: pregnant by milk
3050: pregnant by water
5050:pregnant by oxygen
oh lol
Hahahaha âșïžđ đđ€© LMAO đ€ đ +hahahaha...
@@ghostkyle9586 idk if we are alive in 5050
Lmao lol hahađđ
Okay... it's not really that funny
âI got pregnant from milkâ
Me: ion think that was milk
Vsco Ehmi This comment it underrated
What does ion mean?
hahahAhA
I love how everybody knows what was in there but she doesnât loo
@@livzerdyt2508 romanian name
**Kubz Scouts, assemble!!**
Persone: I wEaR dIaPeRs AnD nOw I'm A bABy...
This is how many times she said baby milk
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Me: looks at title
Also me: You sure you just ain't fat?
Me tho
#foodbaby
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
She needs "The talk" XD
Reads title...
Laws of science: *WaIT thATs IllEgaL.*
Okay.. your not funny tbh, No offence
King Hayes shut up now everyone has the same comment
BoRn Anims lol
Lmao
@@kennedyal1se hi
She: hes the right guy
Random person: why
She: because he buys baby milk for me
Hahha
Lol
thats why she likes him hahaha lol
Wow
Omal
Next story: i drank alot of beer and i became a real life millionaire
Story time animated is the real mvp for letting Kubz Scouts using this
Take a shot every time she said "baby milk"
bakxxc âądiesâą
bakxxc ahh, this is now my favourite drinking game
im drunk asf
I cANT SeE StRaIGhT ANd iM DiZzy
And weâre going to have a hangover and be drunk asf
She drank the wrong type of baby milk đ
Every night my parents think I'm sleeping but I'm actually in the front yard training with year old katana and practicing karate
Next story: I got pregnant from falling on the ground
Lol đđđđđđ
Lol đđđđđ Is soooooooo funnnnyyy!!!!!!
FN DJ next story: i got pregnant after paying someone else child support bill
Or I get pregnant every time I make new friends
đđđ
He slipped a drug in the bottle and when you were out he went at it
that has to be the only sane explanation. you cant get pregnant by drinking milk or.. man spunk.
Fr
Lol shes lolno
Pop
THAT COULD BE THE REASON
Yeah
He was the sweetest . A real goofball
Good for you girl. To many boys do this and to many woman want so badly for them to change they stay and allow themselves to be brought down. Thank you for sharing your positive message â€ïžđ
Me who drinks cow milk daily: So im gonna get pregnant with a cow
Lol, I wonder what it'll look like đ
Me too I gas đ€źđ€źđ€źđ€ź
@@Lostbreva #LMFAO đđđđđđđđđđđđ!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@heidiquintua7999 relax it's not that funny
*I got pregnant with soy out of soy milk*
Edit: the babyâs called soy dora
Yo u guys the bomb for letting jay react to these
Girl: I got pregnant from baby milk
Me: EXC.....USE MEEEEE
This is the most stupidest story Iâve ever heard đ€Š
Am saying...
@@oliviagregory5701 if u learnt biology.....any human cant get pregnant from drinking sperms....
see maybe baby milk is for babies so it produces babies think of it.
Agree if you drink something what comes literally from her boobs she would be pregment when she born!
It's not a stupid story it be more stupid if I revealed my secret story on CZcams of how I play with condoms sometimes and the weirdest thing is I don't know why I do this.
Next story:
I gave birth to a potato
RobinGamesHD you made me laugh
lol
Gorges Grace same
Holl up
Plot Twist: turns out she was raising a peice of shit.
My sister farted and now i'm pregnant
I heard a girl got pregnant using her ex âbaby milkâ he left in a âdeflated balloonâ.đđđđđ
đ€Łđ€Ł
đłđđđđ
WOT
Story idea: I hypnotised my girlfriend and now sheâs under my control
Bro all these St Ries are true
@@sweatykiducantbeat6964 excuse me DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS
Yeah sweatykidu canât beat I have actually done the same thing as this person and Iâm fine
Johannes Dagstad They probably do judging by their name đ
Mmmmm guuud
2020:pregnant from baby milk
2021: pregnant from memes
Imagine
@@tornadohunterjacarrirblxwxNah, believe
He came in the bottle.
HE CAME IN THE DAMN BOTTLE
Story time animated is the goat for giving kubz scouts permission to react to their videos đđ»đ
Yess
next story: I got pregnant from eating to muck cookie cake.
Lol, really, they think we believe in this
This is just funny
For Real
100p
Muck
2020: *i drank too much milk so now i'm pregnant*
2035: *a dinosaur jumped on my lap so now i have cancer*
venti hopie đ
Anyone from Kubz Scouts?
Just me ok then
Nope me too
Samee
âAs I took a bite of my cereal I knew something was wrong!, this wasnât milk!!â
'"Hey mom how do you get pregnant?"
Mom:
I ate 3 applesđ lol
Bonus story: âHi my name is Allison and Iâm in love with a loserâ
IM DEAD
Lol!
@@andrealuna1 lol
OH GOD CALL 911 (or 000) GET HER HELP SHE DIED!!! HELP HER NOW!
That was hilarious. I think Vanessa may be dating a loser too.
@@blueback999 Crash cart is on its way.
2020:
I got pregnant drinking baby milk
2030:
I got pregnant normally!!! đ±
When I was pregnant with my second daughter I was addicted to eating baby powder .I don't know what it was but I think I like how thick it was and it didn't leave a bitter taste at the end .
That's just gross. I'm not a parent, as I'm too young to do the dirty, but no offense, I hope that I don't have a craving for baby powder when I (hypothetically) get pregnant. I really hope baby powder doesn't have any harmful side effects.
Story: I drank baby milk and now Iâm pregnant.
Next Story: I drank human blood, now I have fangs.
LOL I know what you mean wink
2020: I Drinked Baby Milk And Got Pregnant
2039: I Eat My Eye and Didnât Bleed
3589: I Died And Came Back Pregnant
ăăXx_Pro Oof lol
66666 demon is real
next story : i got pregnant because my boyfriend fart infront of me
You guys know how to make a baby stop lying for a childâs sake đ€ teehee
I drank blood and now Iâm Dio from JoJoâs Bizarre Adventure.
AAIAIAIAIAIAIAI
CRINGE KILLER DESTROY THIS VIDEO
ZA WARUDO
I drank orange juice and became an orange
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE???
âI met a guy and he become my boyfriendâ
Me: is this a the reason ur pregnant?
âDo you have a secret habit that I keep from my family and friendsâ
Me: uh.....mas-nvm
Her Child: "Mummy how come I never see daddy"
And they are casually at the milk store
Her: **points to baby formula**
These stories keep getting crazy crazier
For real.
You edited youâre comment and yet you still messed up
@@madisonhurt3183 what can i sayđđ
@@elroymcknight7607 I'll give u English lessons for freeđđ
@@suzyyyyyyy9872 ha ha ha very funny
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me: *got pregnant with a stick*
Groot: *wild Yoshy apeared*
I Loved The Story Thank You For The Story I Appreciate Itđ
You have a superpower of drink baby milk
2050 : Thanos Got Me Pregnant!
Next story:
Iâm pregnant from a goat to become famous!
Lol
He straight up jizzed in the milk
Jay really likes those stories
The next story: I got stuck in ice in a volcano.
first of all: wtf
Second of all: sure thats not seman
I think he put spam into the milk
@@Biisou__ than you still can/t get pregnant of it, I think her bf drugged her put something in the milk, that's why it tasted different and then forced himself on her
Actually you can, cause where you put the thing is also where you pee, sperm can be able to stick to some stuff
Who's going to tell her okay I'll tell her that wasn't milk đ
Not how it works
milk: There's a imposter among us
2019: I swam and now Iâm pregnant
2020: I drank baby milk and now Iâm pregnant
3020: I touched a dog and now Iâm pregnant
4020:I ate a hotdog now I'm pregnant with my bff
@Maria FariaRodrigues I think its underrated
5670 I breath and now im pregnant with my grandmađđ
*I dabbed now im pregnant with my bffs brother*
Are you ok I OwO
U got pregnant from baby milk? Biggest bluff of the year so farđ- Iâm sleep foođ„±đ .
andrea perry i love your profile picture đ
She just made her own ridiculous conclusion.
Bruh she's just Fatt
I virgin.
U lie!
Me:is drinking out of the normal milk jug a weird ediction?
That boyfriend freaking roofied and DR'd her wtaf!?
New title: I ate a vegetarian and got pregnant with an apple tree!(or anything else that is vegetarian!)
âIt was really awesome being able to buy and drink my own baby milk as an adultâ
Wow thatâs the best part about being an adult.
No best part is buying diapers! đ
Itâs been 11 months now she must being a good mum
I donât know if the story is a lie or a new scientific discovery.
Did you ever find out that your boyfriend put something in the baby formula to make you pregnant, or was it something in the baby formula?
She definitely got pregnant by the guy she was seeing not from the milk!
@Jean yes đ
How is this possible...
"The taste was different that Time when my Boyfriend made me my Milk" sperm in the bottle(question mark?) Maybe that works
Alpha Male Relationship and Business Coaching eww
Sperm in the milk
drinking it doesnt get you pregnant it has to touch an egg thats inside of her vagina in order for her to get pregnant
He probably got her drunk and when she passed out......nvm
Her baby's father is milk lol
I swear, I dont even know why these stories even deserve subs
Story: I drank baby milk and now I am pregnant.
Me: I drank water and I am hydrated
Also me: I ate food and now I am fat.
bruh
@@pink1328 bruh
@ăŻăă that should be the moral of the story, Don't drink anything lol đ
Thank you guys for all the likes. This is the biggest amount of likes I have ever gotten and have a great dayđ
Also, stay hydrated!
*I drunk a lot of pee, now I'm a toilet*
I drank baby milk and now i am a baby
@@funtini9986 đ€Šââïž
Lmao đ
Next Video: an alien race in an alternate universe had a thought about Humans, I'm now pregnant with 60,000 half alien children
even the ad is about milk lol
Her: I got pregnant by drinking formula!
Virgin Maria: *pathetic*
Miku-Chan what no she got pregnant by god
Next title: my boyfriend drank from my friends cup and fell in love with her
* with. *
Lol