@@ssh1487 Dappys girls would be chav scum lol, thick as shit. But for real i was thinking this is like that kid people thought was cool in year 9 or 10 vs a goth / emo kid. Now the tables have turned Dappy isnt gna be happy when people are laughing at him and hes not the cool one. As an adult u cant keep that same IQ and mentality from being 14 and the kid who dgaf and insults the teacher with a weird permanent smirk and chav clothes on. We all remember the kids like that and I bet 90% of them have 3 kids by now and also teach them school isnt worth doing, do fuck all and go be a bricky or a chippy boy. fucking hell theyr gna outbreed the people they build shit for at this rate.........
Just for the record, Noel grew up in South London, one of well known places for chavs. So you can't say anything about him picking on people who grew up in poor areas because so did he. Dappy made a mistake, tried to make Noel look like an idiot and failed. Noel is an excellent comedian who can stand up for him self in circumstances like that. Dappy got owned.
It was funny when he went: Dappy: Well if me and you went to a club who would actually get more girls ( talking to noel obv) Host: Well it depends which club to be fair HAha
"Are you trying to outsmart me now?" "Well its not that difficult!" PAHAHAHAHAHA! On a more serious note, Why would dappy say 'trying' to outsmart him? Noel DID outsmart him because, well, he's amazing and educated and has a sense of humor.
GO NOEL I LOVE YOUR HAIR! .. just to let you know guys.. i've touched it in real life;) I went to his book signing and as he leaned in for a picture his hair was like on my shoulder (because he was leaning over a table) and i touched it! :O
That's because of progress and building on previous knowledge, one human did not create the space programme and everything required for it in his lifetime
Sure, why not set 3 Rottweilers onto a single wingless pigeon with Cerebral Palsy while you're at it. Picking on Dappy has to be against some kind of law preventing discrimination of the mentally handicapped, surely?
"humans don't get any smarter" Of course they do, maybe you mean that humans brains do not become more capable but that would also be incorrect, as we know that humans evolve as do any other animals and the main and most noticeably part of human evolution is, rather obviously, increased intelligence.
...as one example, to be eligible to go to war and be killed, one must meet certain physical and intellectual criteria, those who fail these tests can stay home, survive and breed...
@AshbourneAdvance Right. So, did Preston help write the jokes ripping into his then airhead wife? Which caused him to storm off set and publicly slam Simon?
hahaha, where did dappy get the idea that he said her hair looks like a lampshade?.... and anyway, noel's hair is insanely brillliant and should not be compared to a lampshade... noel, well said... ahaha. :)
hey that's a bit cold there is a cultural element too which effects it more then anything, and not everybody can be an overachiever, hence they breed and work to improve their family tree, its a similar concept to "those who cannot do teach" we all have a part to play and the situation dictates the best course of action,
I find it funny how I had to rewind 3 times then finaly actually say what dappy said "Are ye tryen te outsmart me naa" before my father understood the last joke. :L
We're not all like that. Some of us actually have an aspiration in life, and passed our exams. Some of us also hate the more common youth and how moronic they are.
"They're different words in a different sentence" - Simple but deadly.
I love how Noel's almost dying of laughter when he says "it's not that difficult". Noel's truly a worthy successor of Bill Bailey.
Oh look, Richmond's still alive.
Dappy: You're trying to outsmart me now.
Noel: Well, it's not that difficult, is it?
Took that foolish looking chav down without any effort.
"tryin' t' ou'smar' me now? innit"
The best thing is that it took Dappy about 5 minutes to come up with the genius line "If her head looks like a lamp what does yours look like?"
Poor old Dappy, he's not a bad guy, he just gets confused
hes a fukin idiot
@@ssh1487 Dappys girls would be chav scum lol, thick as shit. But for real i was thinking this is like that kid people thought was cool in year 9 or 10 vs a goth / emo kid. Now the tables have turned Dappy isnt gna be happy when people are laughing at him and hes not the cool one. As an adult u cant keep that same IQ and mentality from being 14 and the kid who dgaf and insults the teacher with a weird permanent smirk and chav clothes on. We all remember the kids like that and I bet 90% of them have 3 kids by now and also teach them school isnt worth doing, do fuck all and go be a bricky or a chippy boy. fucking hell theyr gna outbreed the people they build shit for at this rate.........
Probably because of how high he is
"They're different words in a different sentence." haha Noel's great.
"They're different words in a different sentence..."
Noel makes me laugh so hard I can't.
Dappy:"You tryin' to outsmart me?" Noel:"Its not that difficult!" LOL
"It's not that difficult is it?" Noel is pretty awesome.
noel likes that he can outwit dappy it helps him feel better about when he got bullies by people like Dappy every day at school.
the comment from noel was so funny that the seconds to out a second to breathe O,O
Gets me every time
Noel fieldings + Russel brand = sweet jesus my lungs are going to burst
'there different words in a different sentence'
Just for the record, Noel grew up in South London, one of well known places for chavs. So you can't say anything about him picking on people who grew up in poor areas because so did he. Dappy made a mistake, tried to make Noel look like an idiot and failed. Noel is an excellent comedian who can stand up for him self in circumstances like that. Dappy got owned.
It was funny when he went:
Dappy: Well if me and you went to a club who would actually get more girls ( talking to noel obv)
Host: Well it depends which club to be fair
HAha
I have to say, as an American, that these comments are goddamn hilarious.
Dappy lacks the mental capacity to be outsmarted, its like saying you've outsmarted a rat by stamping on its head.
Dappy is a joke that just rights itself. Noel must be thinking; What? I'm not even trying here!
"Are you trying to outsmart me now?"
"Well its not that difficult!" PAHAHAHAHAHA!
On a more serious note, Why would dappy say 'trying' to outsmart him? Noel DID outsmart him because, well, he's amazing and educated and has a sense of humor.
'those are different words... In a different sentence' genius :D
Dopey Dippy Dappy...
Even better would've been "No, I'm not *trying*..." 😆
God damn! Noel has the perfect fringe.
Agreed. Let's all just settle down and have some spaghetti. Take care.
Noel appears to have borrowed Davros' jacket from 1975's Genesis of the Daleks.
Noel made him look like a stupid idiot in under five seconds and he wasnt even trying XD
I'd just like to add, Dappy went to a private school.
MONEY WELL SPENT
GO NOEL I LOVE YOUR HAIR! .. just to let you know guys.. i've touched it in real life;) I went to his book signing and as he leaned in for a picture his hair was like on my shoulder (because he was leaning over a table) and i touched it! :O
That's because of progress and building on previous knowledge, one human did not create the space programme and everything required for it in his lifetime
Hahaha the little ''gangster'' looks like he is gonna cry.
Honestly, he's completly out of his element there. Of course he was destined for a smack down.
Sure, why not set 3 Rottweilers onto a single wingless pigeon with Cerebral Palsy while you're at it.
Picking on Dappy has to be against some kind of law preventing discrimination of the mentally handicapped, surely?
Noel is the best! great video :)
Lets face face it though, when we saw the video title we all thought the same thing. It was never gonna work for dappy.
I don't know why but I watch this about once every month...
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and that's just his head, he also has numerous features which stand out in a freakish way
Thats the difference between cool and wanna be cool folks.
At the end of the day no matter how clever he is he will always be richer than these keyboard warriors who hate him.
dappy by name, dappy by nature...
Have to say, good of you to actually do that for him. :)
I LOVE NOEL FIELDING!
Dappy, go back to shelf stacking in nettos.
haha he looks like hes been shrunk in the wash
Short but sweet.
I love whenever they bring Dappy on just cause his stupid comments make for good laughs. :p
...'full potential' ?...oh my god, if only you knew.
Genius! Dappy is a strange name
daddy cant even put his hat on correctly !
OWNED!!
nappy....sorry DAPPY.....GOT OWNED
to out smart dappy all you have to do is eat a smartie
I bet it's an A level in P.E. too.
Why is this episode the only one I can't find?? I really want to watch the whole thing :(
I cba to go through the comments to find topbluffa1's comment, so I'll just say this video made me laugh a lot.
"humans don't get any smarter"
Of course they do, maybe you mean that humans brains do not become more capable but that would also be incorrect, as we know that humans evolve as do any other animals and the main and most noticeably part of human evolution is, rather obviously, increased intelligence.
i actually want to marry noel fielding
They're different words in a different sentence.
see thsts why you dont fuck with a comedian, always have a comeback
Noel fielding ily
...syphilis is a hell of a drug...
And that ladies and gentleman is a good example of the IQ of modern youth.
You can tell Feilding hates him. Which makes it even funnier :3
Noel Fielding = Fucking Legend
...as one example, to be eligible to go to war and be killed, one must meet certain physical and intellectual criteria, those who fail these tests can stay home, survive and breed...
@LexxLafever I'm from England and say pants instead of trousers. It's a regional thing.
Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr and David Mitchel vs Dappy now that would be funny
@AshbourneAdvance Right. So, did Preston help write the jokes ripping into his then airhead wife? Which caused him to storm off set and publicly slam Simon?
hahaha, where did dappy get the idea that he said her hair looks like a lampshade?.... and anyway, noel's hair is insanely brillliant and should not be compared to a lampshade... noel, well said... ahaha. :)
although come too think of it i can see a resemblance of a lamp in bonnie tyler
Their different words in a different sentence.
Hang on, you tryin' ta out smart me now?
Well, its not that difficult is it?
*PWNAGE* xx
Someone pls pls pls upload this whole ep.
hey that's a bit cold there is a cultural element too which effects it more then anything, and not everybody can be an overachiever, hence they breed and work to improve their family tree, its a similar concept to "those who cannot do teach" we all have a part to play and the situation dictates the best course of action,
@monkian2000 That is the single most accurate statement I've ever read.
...'improve' the family tree?...'enlarge' the family tree, yes, but that is not necessarily improvement...
@TheSidneyft No, CHAV stands for Council House and Violent.
I find it funny how I had to rewind 3 times then finaly actually say what dappy said "Are ye tryen te outsmart me naa" before my father understood the last joke. :L
@jaffacec I don't think Noel can hate anyone, he's to shiny-happy-people, I'd call it pleasure in Dappy's inferiority
Owneeeeeeeeed.
You know who would make a really weird but good combo for any quiz show? Rob Brydon and Noel Fielding. Think about it
@duckingforcover09 you are a saint, well done sir xD
Woo noel
Heehee .. Priceless ;)
I never said individual intelligence is declining but I really cba to argue this any more
Christ this reminds me of highschool. The chavs trying to rip us goths and failing lol. Mind you, they then happy slapped us afterwards lol
...i think there is already a similar clip called 'three pitbulls destroy rabbit'...
@AshbourneAdvance I doubt it. He'd struggle to write his own name to get a biscuit.
one word- LOL.
Its not even noel trying to humiliate him, dappy is just so stupid that noel just has to say the truth and it's owning him :p
I love how their's no dislikes
Noel you legend
Just Saying, Noel Owned Him, This is Why Noel Fielding is My All Time Fave Person Ever
The fact that dappy thinks he's even on the same level as Noel is sad
We're not all like that. Some of us actually have an aspiration in life, and passed our exams. Some of us also hate the more common youth and how moronic they are.
To be fair, he got an A star in gcse aka top 5%
@EragonFiresword Sufjan Stevens, Colin Meloy, Thom Yorke. Don't belittle the quality of modern talent, there's still plenty of it.