It's Important to Have a Sense of Humor in a Fighting Hole

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  • čas přidán 18. 05. 2007
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  • @markchristianlabios7400
    @markchristianlabios7400 Před 3 lety +83364

    Him: *tells a joke*
    The enemy in the bush: *laughs*

    • @tanveer4461
      @tanveer4461 Před 3 lety +817

      underrated comment xddd

    • @MoisesEveryGames
      @MoisesEveryGames Před 3 lety +391

      I see growtopia right there, damn i havent heard that name for years....
      3 to be exact

    • @enzime3946
      @enzime3946 Před 3 lety +85

      Lmao!!!!!

    • @DMTInfinity
      @DMTInfinity Před 3 lety +33

      *#lolz*

    • @ytnoat1207
      @ytnoat1207 Před 3 lety +121

      **Then you realize you heard that**

  • @prabhaajmera327
    @prabhaajmera327 Před 3 lety +35186

    Plot twist : He was talking about the camera man's sister

  • @GrandpaStories826
    @GrandpaStories826 Před 2 lety +11059

    It's been 14 years, this guys is still in the hole cracking jokes.

  • @billysinge8977
    @billysinge8977 Před 2 lety +4660

    Once heard a story about a ship that sank some time in the ‘30’s I believe, when the navy attempted to help but it was too dangerous to try and rescue the survivors. The water was very cold, and anyone in it would die within minutes. One man, knowing this, floated past the navy, waving and yelling to the sailors “taxi, taxi.” True courage.

    • @wingthomaux
      @wingthomaux Před 2 lety +111

      If this story is true the navy should be ashamed. Water to cold? Wtf you don’t have to jump in the water yourself to rescue someone.

    • @flybeep1661
      @flybeep1661 Před 2 lety +463

      @@wingthomaux Clearly, you have no clue what you're talking about.

    • @wingthomaux
      @wingthomaux Před 2 lety +60

      @@flybeep1661 yeah they can hear them, but can’t throw a rope or any rescue tools or go in a small boat. Reason: water to cold 😂

    • @ayoutubecommenter7494
      @ayoutubecommenter7494 Před 2 lety +238

      @@wingthomaux you didn't understand the sentence, it wasn't too dangerous because the water was too cold, it was probably because the ship could explode in any minute or idk (edit: well, as the comment below says the sinking ship can drag down everything around it which makes sense). It has a "." in the end of it so the cold water stuff is a totally new sentence!

    • @Neil-qg9cw
      @Neil-qg9cw Před 2 lety +147

      @@wingthomaux When a ship sinks the force can drag smaller things down with it, like small boats...

  • @kidmanier
    @kidmanier Před 3 lety +20661

    Why’s nobody talking about the guy at the end yelling “who’s next for the shower” in the middle of a battlefield😂😂

    • @ChronicTitan
      @ChronicTitan Před 3 lety +194

      Because it’s the cameraman

    • @wyza4
      @wyza4 Před 3 lety +629

      @@ChronicTitan probably not. The camera guy was the one who spoke first. He was loud and had a different accent. And a lot of weird stuff happens in the military regardless lol

    • @stephengere3937
      @stephengere3937 Před 3 lety +372

      This is the most random collection of things I've ever heard from the battlefield. Gunshots in the distance, taking baths in hot sauce, and asking who's next in the shower. 😂

    • @ChronicTitan
      @ChronicTitan Před 3 lety +154

      @@wyza4 it is because part of the joke is that a “flamboyant” voice says “who’s next for the shower”
      It’s a reference from south park

    • @MrMacin
      @MrMacin Před 3 lety +28

      1 Millon innocent civillians killed by US military

  • @ameer4949
    @ameer4949 Před 3 lety +134884

    lets hope he made it home, for his sisters sake

  • @terabaap1775
    @terabaap1775 Před 2 lety +381

    "Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if only one remembers to switch on the light."

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 Před rokem +4

      It’s leviosa not leviosaaa

    • @sweetdude1298
      @sweetdude1298 Před 6 měsíci

      Cringe

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Před 5 měsíci

      Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Před 5 měsíci

      Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Před 5 měsíci +3

      JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!

  • @johnleonard9102
    @johnleonard9102 Před 2 lety +1947

    The Roman military had pretty high standards for their soldiers, but one of the qualities they looked for was a sense of humor for this exact reason; you can take a crappy situation and have a laugh at it.

    • @SamuelTrademarked
      @SamuelTrademarked Před 2 lety +91

      Laughing is scientifically proven to improve your happiness (by releasing dopamine) and also helps calm you down, so this is easy to see.

    • @konozgames6800
      @konozgames6800 Před rokem +3

      sounds a lot like egypt

    • @ConfusedGeriatric
      @ConfusedGeriatric Před rokem +34

      @@SamuelTrademarkedyeah this was obviously known to the Romans as per the research paper from Pax Romana Institute of Neurochemistry [100 AD]

    • @tearex8688
      @tearex8688 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Thats cool. I didn't know that.

    • @MercurialStatic
      @MercurialStatic Před 8 měsíci +7

      And if laughing doesn’t improve morale, having 10 percent of the unit killed by the other 90 will certainly do the trick.

  • @kennedyarmstrong6983
    @kennedyarmstrong6983 Před 3 lety +25934

    This man: *telling jokes*
    In the background: *gunshots*
    Them: *chilling*

  • @SamLoki
    @SamLoki Před 3 lety +11489

    He quoted South Park word for word and people still wonder if he's talking about his own sister.

    • @MrJesvi
      @MrJesvi Před 3 lety +348

      @Dirtypussy Tornadokick probably more that theres like a thousand episodes of southpark

    • @jacobcurley4742
      @jacobcurley4742 Před 3 lety +211

      Dirtypussy Tornadokick lol or maybe the show is old and speaks to a different cultural moment. Nothing is eternally popular. Especially something as repetitive and formulaic as a serial comedy.

    • @jacobcurley4742
      @jacobcurley4742 Před 3 lety +65

      Paraponera Paraponera every generational moment in a capitalist society is largely manufactured as a consequence of the profit motive, even counter culture. If you are caught up in a PC v. Anti-PC dichotomy it is hard to overstate how off the mark you are. Forget missing the forest for the trees, it’s like you’re looking at a bug eating a leaf on one of those trees.

    • @manuelbahena8322
      @manuelbahena8322 Před 3 lety +1

      @Dirtypussy Tornadokick lmao deadass? Should get back on that shit from the beginning lol

    • @practicalcucumber1395
      @practicalcucumber1395 Před 3 lety +9

      What the fuck i south park

  • @Valcerv
    @Valcerv Před rokem +528

    The way he just says the joke and smiles with a thumbs up followed immediately by a guy on the radio saying they are taking heavy casualties is pure movie timing

    • @PeterBarnes2
      @PeterBarnes2 Před 7 měsíci +28

      Pretty sure they asked "Who's next for the shower~?"

    • @brianpack369
      @brianpack369 Před 6 měsíci +16

      Sounds like he says "Be advised, we're receiving..." then it cuts.

    • @nitwriter4804
      @nitwriter4804 Před 6 měsíci +22

      @@PeterBarnes2 Radio, not the people around him. The Radio did say :
      "Be advised, we're taking(or receiving, can't make that one out clearly)-''
      And just cuts off in the middle of the sentence.
      EDIT : Structure was messy so I fixed it.

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Před 5 měsíci

      Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!.!.

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Před 5 měsíci

      Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!!!!

  • @amex4453
    @amex4453 Před 2 lety +61

    I don't think there's a better example of why you should stay positive at all times

  • @Ts-ux9tv
    @Ts-ux9tv Před 3 lety +78679

    Who else got this in there recommended 13 years later

  • @thatguy7155
    @thatguy7155 Před 3 lety +5752

    "It's not like going to the beach fun"
    *meanwhile in Normandy*

  • @koniczkek4462
    @koniczkek4462 Před 2 lety +21

    The algorithm couldn't time it better

  • @benjischannel3008
    @benjischannel3008 Před 3 měsíci +4

    This is actually a more wholesome and deep video than you would expect because even in some of the worst situations imaginable like war, you can still find escapism from some incredibly dark situations. That can be a way to survive. If you don’t have a sense of humor, there’s no way you can make it through life.

  • @themanwithyoursauce2477
    @themanwithyoursauce2477 Před 3 lety +32830

    This guy was a real gamer in his childhood

    • @alfy01
      @alfy01 Před 3 lety +165

      And video games barely existed back then :o
      Edit: dude the fact that so many people got baited amuses me
      tbf I barely remember writing this comment and people are just Twitter-level hating on it. good reminders to come watch the video again tho, appreciate it

    • @inactivesin
      @inactivesin Před 3 lety +311

      @@alfy01 ps2, 64, sega genesis, a lot of otjers

    • @atriox7221
      @atriox7221 Před 3 lety +116

      Weren’t the first halos out by this point? So he’s gotten to see plenty of games by then

    • @recluse5245
      @recluse5245 Před 3 lety +28

      @@atriox7221 yep CE and 2

    • @Gaba_Ghoul
      @Gaba_Ghoul Před 3 lety +69

      @@alfy01 That’s objectively wrong

  • @MarkyMark1221
    @MarkyMark1221 Před 3 lety +7494

    You know a CZcams video is gold when:
    - Duration is really short
    - Has millions of views
    - Pops up in recommendations for no reason
    - No clickbait
    - Title has zero context
    -Old asf
    - Have lots of similar ass comments like this

  • @autisticgamer24
    @autisticgamer24 Před 2 lety +75

    This was randomly recommended to me on my homepage and I decide to watch. Even in his most tough times you got at least have some sense of humor and this soldier proved it.
    Edit: I cannot believe this was since 2007... you never know what you do will just randomly pull up that's years old.

  • @gasolinesalesman6148
    @gasolinesalesman6148 Před 2 lety +61

    we all know damn why we’re getting this recommended to us now

    • @Drforeverok
      @Drforeverok Před 2 lety

      Why?

    • @wrbeasts9030
      @wrbeasts9030 Před 2 lety

      u know why

    • @Drforeverok
      @Drforeverok Před 2 lety

      @@wrbeasts9030 there is no world war three u fucking nerdish clowns

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Před 5 měsíci

      Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!.!

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Před 5 měsíci

      Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!

  • @demondrug7788
    @demondrug7788 Před 3 lety +6855

    "sense of humor"
    Solider: * flames tf out of the camera guy *

  • @Doom_Guy__
    @Doom_Guy__ Před 4 lety +25204

    I hope he made it back home...
    For his sister's sake.

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 Před 4 lety +1437

      *[ALABAMA INTESIFIES]*

    • @acostco9921
      @acostco9921 Před 4 lety +468

      It was a joke from South Park😂😂

    • @Diamond-pg4kc
      @Diamond-pg4kc Před 4 lety +158

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @eeeesyywuwiz2836
      @eeeesyywuwiz2836 Před 4 lety +112

      scott malkison Congrats you got the joke! 👏👏👏😱😱😱👍👍👍👍😬🤠🤠🤠🤠

    • @acostco9921
      @acostco9921 Před 4 lety +49

      The comment Connoisseur omg ikr😱😱😱😨😨😨😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱

  • @thekaying
    @thekaying Před 2 lety +31

    Mmm so the algorithm's trying to prepare me for a nuclear war.

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 Před 2 lety

      Thanks for trying to keep the peace.
      God is dead.

  • @Duskbound
    @Duskbound Před 4 měsíci +11

    IWHBYD dialog unlocked

  • @Space.searxh14
    @Space.searxh14 Před 3 lety +18641

    This is the kid that said: "Your disrespecting a future us army soldier"

  • @herovero7868
    @herovero7868 Před 3 lety +4224

    Hey kids below 13 years old , it's important to have a sense of humor in this comment section.

    • @pyroxide8442
      @pyroxide8442 Před 3 lety +32

      Im twelve and i have a sick sence of humor (that meaning hitler jokes, 9/11 jokes, ww2 etc)

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 Před 3 lety +211

      @@pyroxide8442 ahhh hell naw thats that weird shit

    • @alfieseta
      @alfieseta Před 3 lety +107

      @@pyroxide8442 that’s dark humour mines just “ you stick a toothbrush up your a$$ “ and everyone laughs

    • @pyroxide8442
      @pyroxide8442 Před 3 lety

      @@Messup7654 k

    • @pyroxide8442
      @pyroxide8442 Před 3 lety

      @@alfieseta i also dont play fortnite

  • @brandondavis5596
    @brandondavis5596 Před 2 lety +2

    I was there and we needed people like this. Thank you bro.

  • @mrnugget2546
    @mrnugget2546 Před 2 lety +3

    These vids always cheer me up

  • @2B_9281
    @2B_9281 Před 3 lety +22149

    Notice how he said “your” sister and not “my” sister.

    • @supereggtartersauce6464
      @supereggtartersauce6464 Před 3 lety +1941

      He’s talking in third person. He definitely meant his own sister.

    • @agent2face512
      @agent2face512 Před 3 lety +904

      @@supereggtartersauce6464 He definitely didnt. Incest jokes werent a thing back then, and in my opinion this makes it even better.

    • @buttnakedsnake9357
      @buttnakedsnake9357 Před 3 lety +419

      @@supereggtartersauce6464 right because you know exactly what he was thinking

    • @kanyeeast2608
      @kanyeeast2608 Před 3 lety +43

      2 days before I was born

    • @kanyeeast2608
      @kanyeeast2608 Před 3 lety +40

      @@buttnakedsnake9357 this was 2 days before I was born

  • @Aman-bj6ss
    @Aman-bj6ss Před 3 lety +241256

    When a really old video having a run time of less than a minute shows up in your recommendations you know its quality.

  • @premierlitnant1570
    @premierlitnant1570 Před 2 lety +1

    Watching some good old short videos from the early 2000s just makes my day.

  • @StarFroggo
    @StarFroggo Před 8 měsíci +2

    *Legendary Video* status achieved! Every video from more then 8 years ago and less then 1 minute long is legendary.

  • @suicidal9997
    @suicidal9997 Před 3 lety +10357

    If you listen closely you can hear a guy say"there is a guy behind that fucking building"

  • @co0lbeans692
    @co0lbeans692 Před 3 lety +19953

    Radio: *soldiers being shot at*
    Soldier: "its not like making out with your sister fun"

  • @jacobadkins1909
    @jacobadkins1909 Před 2 lety +4

    14 years and this video decides to make its way into my recommended section.
    Perfect. Timing.

  • @StayinAlive456
    @StayinAlive456 Před 2 lety +17

    Isn't it weird that I'm getting recommended about war related videos when there's an actual war happening right now??

  • @xanderdoss5665
    @xanderdoss5665 Před 3 lety +14768

    Even in the worst situations, he can make you laugh

  • @TheRealZeke2003
    @TheRealZeke2003 Před 3 lety +7912

    Video: **released 13 years ago**
    90% of comments: *1 week ago*

  • @deathlessman01
    @deathlessman01 Před 2 lety +11

    this brings to mind a quote from mother 2, one of my favorite games: "Ness, through all these battles, these hardships, you must keep your sense of humor."

  • @ayooitzrko
    @ayooitzrko Před 2 lety +7

    You know it's quality content when it's 14 yrs old and still get recommend

  • @HeyLittleGuy
    @HeyLittleGuy Před 3 lety +11911

    Ladies and gentlemen, the algorithm has brought us together, once again

  • @LNERfan
    @LNERfan Před 5 lety +33663

    Yo. I just realized. This is an actual, straight up fragment of history now. Imagine if we had recordings of little moments like these during the Battle of Midway or Rorke's Drift. Or even one of Caesar's conquests.

    • @julianr8544
      @julianr8544 Před 4 lety +1194

      That would be dope to see that

    • @SunnyBlam
      @SunnyBlam Před 4 lety +1529

      Well, people never really do change. I'm sure there's plenty of stuff like this throughout history.

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 Před 4 lety +62

      I hope...:(

    • @karlfairburne1470
      @karlfairburne1470 Před 4 lety +1192

      Just like a scroll of dialogue from a Roman general like: "Men, I'm off to take a shit in that bush over there, don't die while I'm gone." And then 20 minutes later it's like: "Men, I'm back, and I just took the LARGEST shit of my life, I mean you wouldn't believe the size of 'em!"

    • @stanisawptak2509
      @stanisawptak2509 Před 4 lety +967

      I'm not sure if that's 100% accurate but I've seen an article once that stated that roman slingers sometimes wrote on their ammunition texts like "fucked your mom"

  • @r-sole4872
    @r-sole4872 Před 2 lety

    These old, short videos really are the best content on CZcams

  • @user-os4iv7be3n
    @user-os4iv7be3n Před 2 lety +1

    I am glad its being recommended now

  • @neighbor4772
    @neighbor4772 Před 7 lety +17077

    This game looks hard

  • @Queso4444
    @Queso4444 Před 2 lety +27852

    Meanwhile, in Vietnam:
    Sargent: Cracks joke
    Soldier: laughs
    Private: laughs
    Tree: laughs

    • @timmorris8932
      @timmorris8932 Před 2 lety +858

      D&D groups walks into the tavern and the bartender asks "Why do you bring weapons into a bar?" "Mimics", the fighter replies. The party laughs, that bartender laughs, the table laughs...

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 Před 2 lety +363

      Then the tree realise that it's not French.

    • @chewinggum5550
      @chewinggum5550 Před 2 lety +49

      lmao

    • @coconutzmilk
      @coconutzmilk Před 2 lety +236

      You could say the tree had the last laugh.

    • @olafgurke4699
      @olafgurke4699 Před 2 lety +82

      @@timmorris8932 We killed the table. Good times.

  • @worldoadobe
    @worldoadobe Před 2 lety +24

    You know something serious is about to happen when youtube all of the sudden starts recommending war videos all at once

  • @greyghost2492
    @greyghost2492 Před 5 měsíci +6

    It's been 20 years since, soon this video will be old enough to drink. lol

  • @zachanras5604
    @zachanras5604 Před 3 lety +4367

    You know it’s a classic when the video is shorter than a minute and 13 years old...

  • @tristen151
    @tristen151 Před 6 lety +52858

    Hope he made it home

  • @cvvxtp3878
    @cvvxtp3878 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you for your service ❤️

  • @Ninjastahr
    @Ninjastahr Před 2 lety

    Just showed up in my recommendations, absolute quality

  • @awkwardboi7183
    @awkwardboi7183 Před 3 lety +6307

    He,his sister,and their son are living a happy life now.

  • @Nomad-ts9nc
    @Nomad-ts9nc Před 7 lety +8543

    Having a good sense of humour in these situations is genuinely respectable.

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice Před 7 lety +206

      I know if I was in his situation, I'd be shaking and biting the inside of my mouth till I taste metallic... Very, very admirable and respectable indeed.

    • @alfatazer_8991
      @alfatazer_8991 Před 7 lety +231

      Fucked up situations builds fucked up humour so we can better deal with it.

    • @beavisjon1038
      @beavisjon1038 Před 7 lety +6

      Coronatus, wow troll xd

    • @GregLopesArt
      @GregLopesArt Před 7 lety +4

      Nomad Not only these situations, believe me. But yeah.

    • @400thekiller233
      @400thekiller233 Před 7 lety +49

      I'm legal american citizen but i'm syrian. and i came here 4 years ago. while i was there me and my friends would crack jokes while we run away from bombs.

  • @officialluhgabe3311
    @officialluhgabe3311 Před 2 lety

    YOU GOTTA LOVE THESE SHORT VIDEOS

  • @69bitFigure
    @69bitFigure Před 2 lety +2

    Wow what a nice time to get this in my recommendation

  • @jayb4344
    @jayb4344 Před 2 lety +21364

    Update: he made it home safely! Him and his sister have a beautiful special family now.

  • @thedudeofnothing7378
    @thedudeofnothing7378 Před 3 lety +10666

    His voice sounds like a narrator off a 90s Christmas movie

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 Před 3 lety +5

      🤔🤔

    • @thomascasillas6381
      @thomascasillas6381 Před 3 lety +36

      He’s my cousin deadasssssss I told him if that was him he said yes although he isn’t in the army anymore

    • @cleanassfrd3703
      @cleanassfrd3703 Před 3 lety +7

      @@thomascasillas6381 bro no way

    • @bowskee
      @bowskee Před 3 lety +24

      @@thomascasillas6381 I smell cap

    • @thomascasillas6381
      @thomascasillas6381 Před 3 lety +9

      @@cleanassfrd3703 noooo I swear he lives next to me my cousin his name is Danny Mesa he’s Mexican and hesss my cousinnnnn

  • @Fio_Lynn
    @Fio_Lynn Před 2 lety +1

    14 years later and the video is still going strong

  • @NIGHTZNERO
    @NIGHTZNERO Před 2 lety +5

    When WW3 comes like to start and CZcams recommendation be like: it's nice meme here you go

  • @iimrluckyx6362
    @iimrluckyx6362 Před 3 lety +9481

    Plot twist:
    he was talking about the cameraman's sister

    • @jahseh8194
      @jahseh8194 Před 3 lety +149

      Holy shit

    • @didaannn
      @didaannn Před 3 lety +11

      @@jahseh8194 yeeewfrsd

    • @lifematch
      @lifematch Před 3 lety +301

      Ohhh. And here i thought some Alabama shit was going on.

    • @hatred9427
      @hatred9427 Před 3 lety +255

      He didn't said "my sister", he said "your sister" while looking at the cameraman. That closes the case and supports your theory.
      Good job.

    • @DickWigglin
      @DickWigglin Před 3 lety +60

      @@hatred9427 Actually. He was looking at all of us

  • @MyrlexUnstocked
    @MyrlexUnstocked Před 7 lety +4485

    TheLegend27 ready for deployment

    • @fruitarmy4266
      @fruitarmy4266 Před 7 lety +6

      Thabigmineknight yeah please stop this cringe.That meme is way dead and a disappointment to humanity.

    • @gadi_0455
      @gadi_0455 Před 7 lety +102

      Fruit Army you obviously got rekt by him in game of war

    • @fruitarmy4266
      @fruitarmy4266 Před 7 lety +1

      angle aguilera it's a dead meme, and it's annoying.

    • @fruitarmy4266
      @fruitarmy4266 Před 7 lety

      Usmle12 and I don't even play it though.

    • @gadi_0455
      @gadi_0455 Před 7 lety +26

      Fruit Army I do find it funny, and many other people too so if there's one disappointment here it's your sense of humor

  • @lemogrousso
    @lemogrousso Před 2 lety +26

    this is incredible... The background noise is like a bunch of people shooting at each other, and he is telling jokes. This guy is a legend

  • @gagandeepsingh_7374
    @gagandeepsingh_7374 Před 2 lety +41604

    Him : *cracks a joke*
    Enemy hiding : *laughs*
    Him : *you have fallen right into my trap*

    • @TheCheeseWTF
      @TheCheeseWTF Před 2 lety +161

      Why should enemy understand his joke? I know, Of course he might learn how to speak ENGLISH.

    • @hazda5791
      @hazda5791 Před 2 lety +95

      @@TheCheeseWTF yeah man so funny ROFL

    • @DarkBlqze77777
      @DarkBlqze77777 Před 2 lety +111

      You have fallen into my trap card..

    • @NinOyaaa
      @NinOyaaa Před 2 lety +93

      @@TheCheeseWTF r/wooooosh

    • @giornogiovanna8572
      @giornogiovanna8572 Před 2 lety +70

      You have fallen into my genjutsu

  • @benroth651
    @benroth651 Před 6 lety +11032

    That sister joke went over everyone’s head

    • @ahmedelhanafi6561
      @ahmedelhanafi6561 Před 4 lety +58

      Alexander Zerka I don't get the sister joke. can u please explain it

    • @robezy0
      @robezy0 Před 4 lety +408

      @@ahmedelhanafi6561 It's just a line from South Park he's quoting

    • @hamnah4glte979
      @hamnah4glte979 Před 4 lety +149

      Ahmed Elhanafi normally you don’t make out with your family

    • @austinn2x802
      @austinn2x802 Před 4 lety +55

      Hasnain FLY not in my family

    • @lean_in_my_cereal4489
      @lean_in_my_cereal4489 Před 4 lety +61

      @@hamnah4glte979 are you sure about that ?

  • @shyguyguyx3886
    @shyguyguyx3886 Před 2 měsíci

    Everything in this video is just perfect

  • @CBright7831
    @CBright7831 Před 2 lety +5

    Well, here's something that you don't see every day...a CZcams video from the year 2007.

  • @pathussi3294
    @pathussi3294 Před 3 lety +14418

    Imagine how many videos of this type are there on CZcams and we just can’t see them until recommended.

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin Před 3 lety +183

      This makes me want to make a website where there full of vids like this

    • @tcmr5775
      @tcmr5775 Před 3 lety +11

      @@kgkomrin also, astronaut dot io :)

    • @Mizra-dq3lj
      @Mizra-dq3lj Před 3 lety +28

      @@kgkomrin there was the 'important videos' playlist but that one is long gone

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin Před 3 lety +2

      @@Mizra-dq3lj sad

    • @acheesewithinternetaccess875
      @acheesewithinternetaccess875 Před 3 lety +5

      how to fly czcams.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/video.html

  • @giap1362
    @giap1362 Před 4 lety +10626

    Sister joke: "I'm about to end this man's HOLE career."

    • @Jay-my7tx
      @Jay-my7tx Před 4 lety +8

      Hahahahaha funny

    • @julian_xd5102
      @julian_xd5102 Před 4 lety +7

      Good one.

    • @markthebikethief1248
      @markthebikethief1248 Před 4 lety +11

      said the taliban militant who had a soviet era rocket launcher

    • @epicbread1310
      @epicbread1310 Před 4 lety +18

      nowadays he'd probably be cancelled and kicked out of the military lol

    • @Jay-my7tx
      @Jay-my7tx Před 4 lety +5

      「Za Verso」 he wouldn’t he really wouldn’t

  • @user-yc9ig1nl2h
    @user-yc9ig1nl2h Před 2 lety +24



  • @UlyssesGS
    @UlyssesGS Před 4 měsíci +3

    He sounded to calm, pretty funny

  • @Crylhound
    @Crylhound Před 3 lety +8577

    "Hello. My name is Sherman Dudley. And if this message finds you than I did not survive, so this is my legacy. I have loved the pulpit and I have loved the bottle. I did my best to be a good husband. A father. So what do I have to say to you? What mark do I have to leave behind?
    We will begin with the perfect omelet, which is made with 2 eggs not 3. Amateurs often add milk for density - this is a mistake!"

  • @Riarouge
    @Riarouge Před 2 lety

    The fact that they were able to post this means they’re alive!

  • @theesadpirate4638
    @theesadpirate4638 Před 2 lety

    I have stumbled across this again, god has blessed me

  • @KaiserChiefsPocketbombs
    @KaiserChiefsPocketbombs Před 8 lety +6070

    this has to be put into a war movie.

    • @ff.a1thh
      @ff.a1thh Před 8 lety

      yas!

    • @codeygrimmett7150
      @codeygrimmett7150 Před 7 lety +1

      delta farce

    • @Michael93939
      @Michael93939 Před 7 lety +14

      Shoot off a limb and they're still 86% combat effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good.
      Would you like to know more?

    • @kelvunmedina90
      @kelvunmedina90 Před 7 lety +1

      +Michael yea plz

    • @caijones156
      @caijones156 Před 7 lety +1

      Didn't they plan on doing a game on this but got major backlash, still they said a movie would be fine

  • @privatesector0422
    @privatesector0422 Před 3 lety +10285

    The dislikes are from the people who don't have a sense of humor...

    • @riebix
      @riebix Před 3 lety +113

      Actually the people from Iraq

    • @marktollenaar602
      @marktollenaar602 Před 3 lety +91

      or a sister

    • @noireuxsbox2697
      @noireuxsbox2697 Před 3 lety +50

      I think even if you don't have a sense of humor, you don't dislike it either
      I think it's more like people hating Americans or the military in general
      But that's just my opinion

    • @user-lr3yu9st3z
      @user-lr3yu9st3z Před 3 lety +11

      @@noireuxsbox2697 Probably people who think they are wasting their time by joking and laying down... smh

    • @andrei010.
      @andrei010. Před 3 lety +35

      Its easy to have a sense of humor when you fight overpowered people and civilians , and they have ever right to hate you , you invaded their country on false pretext ilegal war under international law..

  • @gabriellovric7496
    @gabriellovric7496 Před rokem +1

    Truly lovely.

  • @bimbim37_
    @bimbim37_ Před 2 lety

    nearly 15 years later i get recommended this, thanks youtube

  • @Solyssey
    @Solyssey Před 7 lety +5482

    Man that sister joke flew over everybodys heads in this comment section.

    • @frankyv8584
      @frankyv8584 Před 7 lety +528

      D. Evil hes talking about the camera guys sister?

    • @NoObKiLlerS117
      @NoObKiLlerS117 Před 7 lety +267

      Franky V yes

    • @tiktokexposed898
      @tiktokexposed898 Před 7 lety +7

      D. Evil I don't get it

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 Před 7 lety +413

      He said "making out with your sister" as in making out with the camera guy's sister.

    • @fraezma
      @fraezma Před 7 lety +132

      Who cares wich sister? Jeez

  • @movecount
    @movecount Před 3 lety +24875

    When Sarge mentioned "making out with your sister", I really hope he's talking about the cameraman's sister.

    • @ferdinandbardamu.
      @ferdinandbardamu. Před 3 lety +833

      I hope not

    • @rist98
      @rist98 Před 3 lety +1503

      Nah. Thats the joke, its the nasty option he meant.

    • @MountainDewIdaho
      @MountainDewIdaho Před 3 lety +552

      Banjo music intensifies

    • @JD-dy7ft
      @JD-dy7ft Před 3 lety +489

      I can confirm he meant his sister, I am his sisters boyfriend.

    • @JackCol13
      @JackCol13 Před 3 lety +389

      Sweet home Alabama intensifies

  • @RightClicked
    @RightClicked Před 3 měsíci +2

    "Who’s next for the shower!" is the icing on the cake 😂

  • @viagra5207
    @viagra5207 Před 2 lety +2

    I hope the youtube algorithm isnt predicting something that will happen in February of 2022

  • @stabby_ninja5788
    @stabby_ninja5788 Před 3 lety +3391

    I wish youtube had a filter called search by oldest in the comments

    • @sankalp7817
      @sankalp7817 Před 3 lety +61

      Haha i was trying the same thing and found your comment in newest first

    • @katiesmith7946
      @katiesmith7946 Před 3 lety +7

      says the 1 day old comment

    • @coffee593
      @coffee593 Před 3 lety +32

      **sigh** it used to

    • @K3NB0T
      @K3NB0T Před 3 lety +4

      @Huntero As someone who is made up of code partially, I can confirm this is N0T OPTiM4L T-T

    • @user-nk9bp7dl2q
      @user-nk9bp7dl2q Před 3 lety +11

      or just a filter in general. thatd be useful

  • @aboxthatdrools
    @aboxthatdrools Před 2 lety +14226

    "Crack some jokes, it'll increase the morale of soldiers."
    ~ Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @GT-tj1qg
      @GT-tj1qg Před 2 lety +213

      I think you meant "morale".
      "Moral" and "morality" refer to ethics.
      "Morale" refers to motivation.

    • @EstraNiato
      @EstraNiato Před 2 lety +69

      Yes , makes losing their limbs a breeze

    • @gilbertsinister5252
      @gilbertsinister5252 Před 2 lety +29

      @@EstraNiato it makes for a mind numbing experience

    • @user-uj2tk2tv3z
      @user-uj2tk2tv3z Před 2 lety +176

      I never said that
      ~ Sun Tzu ,Art of War

    • @why8298
      @why8298 Před 2 lety +90

      @@user-uj2tk2tv3z I never said I never said that
      -Sun tzu ,Art of War

  • @Shield_Wolf91
    @Shield_Wolf91 Před 2 lety

    I love when videos like this back when the internet was great pop up. The nostalgia. Thanks, CZcams recommended.

  • @itz_harshil07
    @itz_harshil07 Před 2 lety +2

    CZcams throwing this 14 years old video in everyone's recommendation panel now.

  • @markcherry6513
    @markcherry6513 Před 3 lety +5021

    “Who’s next for the showerrr”

  • @ZeronEdits
    @ZeronEdits Před 3 lety +5750

    It's important you help those settlements, here i'll mark it on your map

    • @bigcheeze9068
      @bigcheeze9068 Před 3 lety +91

      Wait no pleas nooooo

    • @guhd4378
      @guhd4378 Před 3 lety +75

      virgin preston garvey vs chad arthur maxson

    • @mardalsow444
      @mardalsow444 Před 3 lety +20

      Preston Garvey danse? Danse! Yep we Got another one, kill it like the rest

    • @bunga371
      @bunga371 Před 3 lety +2

      I don’t get it who is this guy

    • @maynardz03
      @maynardz03 Před 3 lety +32

      jokes on you i have used console commands to make you n o n e s s e n t i a l

  • @g-rimm2315
    @g-rimm2315 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for your service

  • @totaldemolition
    @totaldemolition Před 4 měsíci +3

    How in the world did this show up in my recommended?!

  • @FourKelvin
    @FourKelvin Před 7 lety +4018

    Why did youtube suddenly suggest this video to... everyone?

    • @togachan5081
      @togachan5081 Před 7 lety +31

      I absolutely have no idea....

    • @nicolas44991
      @nicolas44991 Před 7 lety +39

      You Tube's new algorithm is fucked up i think

    • @LomiKo
      @LomiKo Před 7 lety +57

      Next recommendation will be a little kids minecraft lets play episode 657

    • @jjaznawi
      @jjaznawi Před 7 lety +5

      CZcams is even suggesting me some girly shitty videos

    • @stepupyourgame9510
      @stepupyourgame9510 Před 7 lety +9

      I was thinking the same thing. Im not even watching anything like that.

  • @rorschach5704
    @rorschach5704 Před 3 lety +3059

    Full Metal Jacket II: Kissing Private Ryan's Sister

    • @pogocoordinates
      @pogocoordinates Před 3 lety +5

      u mean this one chris? czcams.com/video/wWYUCxqH0js/video.html

    • @brunolopez1990
      @brunolopez1990 Před 3 lety +23

      OR Kissing Ryan's Sister's Privates?

    • @Roy-ml5fn
      @Roy-ml5fn Před 3 lety +8

      @@brunolopez1990 that’s the 3rd installment 😉

    • @hey9433
      @hey9433 Před 3 lety +3

      @@brunolopez1990 kissing ryan's privates

    • @strangercar4534
      @strangercar4534 Před 3 lety +1

      subscribe to my channel for more videos

  • @McCov1
    @McCov1 Před 2 lety

    Thank You for your service. Sir

  • @xaviercross3285
    @xaviercross3285 Před rokem +8

    Watching this feels like watching something you would find in the back of your grand parents attic.
    Also, it’s crazy to think I was 4 year old when this video was recorded. Now… almost 20 years later, I’m around the same age as the guys in this video. If times were different, that could be me.

  • @glacoxYT
    @glacoxYT Před 3 lety +10724

    Plot twist : the guy saying ""who's next for the shower" is actually an enemy

    • @-KN-channel-.
      @-KN-channel-. Před 3 lety +10

      a S41t u are riiiiiiiight-

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 Před 3 lety +132

      Yeah, the video actually ended right before he finished with “...OF BULLETS!” and unloaded a heavy machine gun into the pit.

    • @anikalmao
      @anikalmao Před 3 lety +41

      @@purpleemerald5299 I was thinking more of the gas kind, but that works too I guess

    • @ratatancl.2333
      @ratatancl.2333 Před 3 lety +3

      Where is the full vídeo?

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 Před 3 lety +13

      @@ratatancl.2333 *”Gone. Reduced to atoms.”*

  • @Drago7166
    @Drago7166 Před 4 lety +9329

    He’s sorta dig himself into a hole with that sister joke.

  • @somethingtoputonpizza6667

    every 60 weeks in America this video get's recommended and I love to see it

  • @markustarkki8725
    @markustarkki8725 Před měsícem

    Thanks, Uncle Jimbo!

  • @sevenofcrows
    @sevenofcrows Před 3 lety +2352

    “Who’s next for the shower..?”

    • @holo6883
      @holo6883 Před 3 lety +40

      I pray they have liquid soap

    • @jimstinkfoot2119
      @jimstinkfoot2119 Před 3 lety +4

      I don't get it

    • @elixer4583
      @elixer4583 Před 3 lety +23

      Jim StinkFoot what the soldier said was from a quote from South Park. And that was the sentence told right after that quote

    • @crumbybooch1851
      @crumbybooch1851 Před 3 lety +1

      Me

    • @TayvionJohnson
      @TayvionJohnson Před 3 lety +1

      TheScathingCold Too bad kid laroi used juice wrld for his money fame and clout he made a song right after juice wrld died called Addison Rae this girl was exposed in my video for having a fake seizure and promoting it a year after juice wrlds death czcams.com/video/vd91hRt3Gmo/video.html SHARE STAND UP FOR JUICE ❗️❗️❗️

  • @marleyebanks328
    @marleyebanks328 Před 3 lety +7623

    Imagine if this shows up in his sister’s recommended...