Jerry Seinfeld - The Supermarket Experience

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  • @HiddenWen
    @HiddenWen Před 8 lety +116

    Jerry is really good at making extremely mundane everyday events funny.

    • @joebrokenstrang7537
      @joebrokenstrang7537 Před 7 lety +3

      HiddenWen Is that so? I've never heard anyone sum up his comedy in that way!

    • @johnirving339
      @johnirving339 Před 7 lety +3

      well his entire show was about nothing.

    • @wandelgartking5446
      @wandelgartking5446 Před 7 lety

      Joe Brokenstrang It is exactly how HiddenWen described it. Seinfeld's whole act is essentially observational comedy, which is literally "based on the commonplace aspects of everyday life.", to quote Wikipedia.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka Před 7 lety +3

      I feel like he's just always observing people and their ridiculousness.

  • @simonetanzi5103
    @simonetanzi5103 Před 6 lety +160

    The whole show flows from one joke to the other... Just genius writing

  • @joshkaye5303
    @joshkaye5303 Před rokem +14

    The subtle art of his physical story telling is half the genuis

  • @AfroThunder242
    @AfroThunder242 Před 12 lety +94

    Seinfeld is a class act. He knows how to make people laugh without cursing profusely or lowering himself to crude material

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 Před rokem +2

      Comedy for puritans. 🙄 Great

    • @RunstarHomer
      @RunstarHomer Před 5 měsíci

      @@johnstory2996 "puritan" 🤣How do you even take yourself seriously with a worldview this separate from reality?

  • @Dreadpiratetrucker
    @Dreadpiratetrucker Před 6 lety +125

    Jerry Seinfeld always has a way of making me feel better when I'm down

  • @ATMDPNKBJ
    @ATMDPNKBJ Před 10 lety +847

    The king of clean humor.

  • @SalvadorLosAngeles
    @SalvadorLosAngeles Před 8 lety +143

    I've seen Seinfeld live three times (last time just last week) including following his career for 30+ years. This is Seinfeld in his prime.

    • @universe4839
      @universe4839 Před 8 lety +2

      +SalvadorLosAngeles Is he still worth to see live, or is it more about the nostalgia?

    • @SalvadorLosAngeles
      @SalvadorLosAngeles Před 8 lety +27

      There's a lot of nostalgia behind it. At this point he's an icon. If you have a chance to see him live and you don't go and he were to die you might regret it. Have I seen funnier comedians live? Yes. But I have never been disappointed in Seinfeld's live comedy.

    • @joebrokenstrang7537
      @joebrokenstrang7537 Před 7 lety +3

      Universe The attrition rate of his material is very low, as opposed to stand ups like Louis CK or Chris Rock who trash their material every year and start over.

  • @Horrorbuff2
    @Horrorbuff2 Před 11 lety +62

    That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

  • @UnionKidz
    @UnionKidz Před 12 lety +64

    I love comedy with real life examples. That whole milk standup was 100% accurate haha!

  • @gregbester3855
    @gregbester3855 Před 2 lety +9

    "See the way that's fading left, that one's not ready."
    My favourite bit in his whole repertoire. Tears every time.

    • @ironcito1101
      @ironcito1101 Před 4 měsíci +1

      In this particular part, I prefer "they brand it, right in the side of the carton... tsssss" 🤣
      But there are other great lines in this show. The "spring-loaded, pain-in-the-ass, Alcatraz-style faucets" at the airport, for example 🤣🤣

  • @Zak-uf6mq
    @Zak-uf6mq Před 7 lety +16

    Jerry killed it with the "July 3 tip off date"

  • @butterflyboof
    @butterflyboof Před 8 lety +63

    when he picks up the kitten ♡

  • @aksanahinch6160
    @aksanahinch6160 Před rokem +7

    He is still precious. Nothing’s changed

  • @huhbobsaget
    @huhbobsaget Před 9 lety +290

    Newman hired 13 people to dislike this video... Newman!

  • @LightK44
    @LightK44 Před 13 lety +27

    That part about lifting up the carton is so perfect

  • @lauren6964
    @lauren6964 Před 8 lety +76

    I love his comedy! Everything he says is so true. He is truly the best!

    • @ygsfirstlady9435
      @ygsfirstlady9435 Před 7 lety +1

      wh

    • @justsomeguy5544
      @justsomeguy5544 Před 5 lety +1

      He's not good he sucks Larry is who made him famous if it wasnt for larry Seinfeld wouldn't be famous

    • @moe6
      @moe6 Před 2 lety +2

      @@justsomeguy5544 says some guy

  • @that70sguy33
    @that70sguy33 Před 7 lety +157

    Love how Mr. Seinfeld says watermelons " humping " instead of " fu**Ing," very classy guy.

    • @yaronlevy
      @yaronlevy Před 7 lety +5

      Elvis Presley

    • @forman208
      @forman208 Před 6 lety +6

      Fuck

    • @featherstorm6082
      @featherstorm6082 Před 5 lety +3

      Hahaha Mr. Sienfeld. So proper lol

    • @cguy1484
      @cguy1484 Před 3 lety

      Classy? Lmao.
      It's boring and milquetoast. Prude.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild Před 2 lety +7

      @@cguy1484
      Comedy doesn't have to be littered with vulgar language to be funny. ...unless you're still in your adolescence with a mindset akin to Beavis & Butthead.

  • @jaysmith6013
    @jaysmith6013 Před 3 lety +22

    Say what you will but Jerry does an amazing job of keeping his fridge stocked even with all his friends just helping themselves to whatever they want without asking

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 Před 12 lety +23

    "You look pretty good, what are you eating? Maybe I'll eat that." Hahaha!!

  • @ambalavanant
    @ambalavanant Před 3 lety +26

    This is clean humour. My god nobody can match this guy when it comes to doing stand up comedy. I just love him

  • @TheNotebartello
    @TheNotebartello Před 12 lety +14

    I'm Tellin' You For The Last Time!!!! One of the best stand up specials ever

  • @richmartzeni946
    @richmartzeni946 Před 6 lety +53

    This is a really long intro into Seinfeld..

  • @societyofsin
    @societyofsin Před 7 lety +7

    Truly one of the greats of comedy. Genius

  • @ShermanHutchisonBMGP
    @ShermanHutchisonBMGP Před 10 lety +74

    Lol its no different now than it was then! Arrogantly strut into the market, then I wander like a lost child for an hour enjoying the distractions and having no clear direction

    • @soulhunter59
      @soulhunter59 Před 7 lety

      There's an app for that. The cute check out girl showed me.

  • @nicolaszunker4938
    @nicolaszunker4938 Před 7 lety +9

    Really fascinating style of humor. I dont laugh as much as i do while listening to other comedians but somehow im still hanging on his every word

  • @monam3739
    @monam3739 Před 7 lety +34

    the milk😂😂😂 he's right.

  • @rodneythemodney
    @rodneythemodney Před 10 lety +44

    It's july 3rd. I got the random urge to watch this video without knowing today's date would be in the video.

    • @thermomalous
      @thermomalous Před 9 lety +14

      I had paused the video to answer a call, started browsing other things, came across and read an article about mosquitoes, went back the video, resumed, "Oh, they got em in mesquite flavor now..."
      Seinfeld works in mysterious ways.

    • @sunliccild
      @sunliccild Před 9 lety +2

      LowerTheBoom1 Well that was unnecessary.

    • @heemlo649
      @heemlo649 Před 6 lety

      There's nothing remarkable about that. This video gets hundreds of views per day, so there have been thousands of people that have watched it on every possible date.

  • @mcmuffin7941
    @mcmuffin7941 Před 2 lety +10

    This used to have me dying laughing as a ten year old. I remember my mom having it recorded on VHS. The nostalgia

  • @salsadancer4965
    @salsadancer4965 Před 3 lety +4

    Its a special genius to take actual life experience and human behaviour and break it down like this. He is probably the funniest person i ever heard.

  • @WordandSpiritGuy
    @WordandSpiritGuy Před 12 lety +11

    "now we're washing our face with milk" that was so funny haha

  • @Yellow4494
    @Yellow4494 Před 12 lety +8

    "Now it's a race against the clock with the expiration date. That freaky thing." LOL

  • @joebrokenstrang7537
    @joebrokenstrang7537 Před 7 lety +11

    The Mackinaw Peaches, Jerry, the MACKINAWWW PEACHES!

  • @kjlsbt
    @kjlsbt Před 13 lety +11

    "ah theres the milk...do we need milk?"

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube Před 6 lety +9

    lol, "wonder if it's made from mosquitos?"

  • @leonromary
    @leonromary Před 11 lety +4

    he is such a classic comedian. Great material, great linking of it all too. WTF 6 dislikes?

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins Před 12 lety +15

    Only part worth watching: 00:00 - 05:45

  • @choo6988
    @choo6988 Před 11 lety +5

    jerry's such a genious he'd probably figure a way to mock buying groceries online as well.

  • @VirusTornado
    @VirusTornado Před 6 lety +24

    Jerry Seinfeld always sounds like someone trying to imitate Jerry Seinfeld.

  • @queenzentertainmentinc.6338

    “Do we have milk?” I literally NEVER KNOW 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
    @DarkEagle-vx9hd Před 3 lety +8

    He's very clean yet very talented. That's why it surprised me to hear him say "g*****ed"

  • @davidcastaneda2405
    @davidcastaneda2405 Před 7 lety +12

    Seinfeld jokes are( like it is, very detailed about why?.. and straight to the questions.)

  • @jplourde11
    @jplourde11 Před 6 lety +13

    Serenity now. Insanity later.

  • @ElvarMasson
    @ElvarMasson Před 10 lety +37

    It goes to show true comedy never expires (O:þ

  • @blackcat5702
    @blackcat5702 Před 11 lety +3

    THAT'S your Goddamn DAY.

  • @technologywontsaveus
    @technologywontsaveus Před 11 lety +5

    Funny and soooo true, something everybody can relate too! Great job, Mr. Seinfeld.

  • @karu6111
    @karu6111 Před 2 lety +2

    thing about his bits here is they always start with something really stupid and mundane. Like the watermelon bit, then he piles up on it over and over, becoming weirder and weirder, more brilliant. Then you realize why this guy is so successful. He really devoted his stuff into some of these.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer Před 3 lety +16

    5:29 Whoa, that’s today! I swear, I’ve never seen this before, it’s totally a coincidence.

    • @anneahlert2997
      @anneahlert2997 Před 2 lety +1

      At least it's not "the day after the day" when you saw this, as you were eating your last spoonful in the bowl of cereal and milk. LOL

  • @rezahoque8655
    @rezahoque8655 Před 7 lety +26

    He's among the best standup comedian of all time

  • @pillshere3000
    @pillshere3000 Před 12 lety +3

    the ending had me in tears

  • @mayarinebrus3130
    @mayarinebrus3130 Před 10 lety +12

    It's impossible to get out without buying anything, lol.... It's also true 'I'm gonna get this' anf later we are watching every product around

  • @tuhinlahiri24111992
    @tuhinlahiri24111992 Před 7 lety +9

    Jerry is goddamm accurate

  • @blahadestiny1604
    @blahadestiny1604 Před 6 lety +2

    Seinfeld is such a great comedian

  • @skydark
    @skydark Před 13 lety +1

    I love the consistency of this special with the drapes matching the ones from the stand-up portions of Seinfeld.

  • @davefs25
    @davefs25 Před 7 měsíci

    Surely one of the top 200 comedians in the world

  • @smexiibish
    @smexiibish Před 13 lety +6

    3:40 lmao i love his OH NO!!

  • @jacksonmorganfroghin4815
    @jacksonmorganfroghin4815 Před 3 lety +1

    Jerry is on my Mount Rushmore of comedy right up there with Don Rickles, Jonathan Winters and Jerry Lewis. Your mileage may vary.

  • @guyfromaucklandnz
    @guyfromaucklandnz Před 10 lety +2

    This actually helped me on a marketing exam describing environment, moved it from B+ to A- :)

  • @JudihWeinsteinHaggai
    @JudihWeinsteinHaggai Před 3 lety

    thank you. I so needed this!

  • @tay092997
    @tay092997 Před 12 lety +3

    this was so funny i laughed so hard on the milk joke

  • @vazquezb2011
    @vazquezb2011 Před 7 lety +8

    Seinfeld in his prime

  • @Atalinay
    @Atalinay Před 12 lety +3

    i want to see him live he is so hilarious!how can he keep a strait face!?

  • @Saltspicious
    @Saltspicious Před 9 lety +8

    The milk bit was used in the lost episode of seinfeld
    Check it out on youtube

  • @technicalfoul
    @technicalfoul Před 12 lety +3

    "What is it supposed to smell like?!" That's me in a nutshell.

  • @lillanatorris9570
    @lillanatorris9570 Před 8 lety +4

    We need Jerry and Brian to do a show together.

  • @rixxycolonel1177
    @rixxycolonel1177 Před 7 lety +5

    priceless.

  • @jfish032
    @jfish032 Před 6 lety

    I think about this bit almost every time I'm at the grocery store.

  • @alanj4507
    @alanj4507 Před 6 lety

    The last part about milk was gold, not a word wasted

  • @phillyhippie
    @phillyhippie Před 9 lety +4

    I love Jerry :D

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka Před 7 lety +1

    The seedless watermelon part is so funny. I was just watching a video today about how someone accidentally got a defective seedless fruit and they just clone it.

  • @krishna1673
    @krishna1673 Před 13 lety

    he is awesome with his observations .

  • @shonshrinks
    @shonshrinks Před 12 lety +1

    I really like the part with the expiration dates XD

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross Před 6 lety +1

    That's your goddamn day right there

  • @ellebets
    @ellebets Před 2 lety +1

    He is just a genius

  • @JustinCase99999
    @JustinCase99999 Před 3 lety

    I've seen this July 3rd bit a million times in 20 years (I have the whole show on vhs!) and I still laugh.

  • @jankovicbojan
    @jankovicbojan Před 12 lety

    Simply the best.

  • @DaBoyWhoCriedSheep
    @DaBoyWhoCriedSheep Před 12 lety

    I watch this every July 3rd.

  • @gipperbanana
    @gipperbanana Před 12 lety +3

    Not the best comedian ever but a damn fine comedian.He is a man of great insight .
    I still think his TV programme was the greatest comedy show ever.Not even Curb tops Seinfeld.

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
    @ISetYourFaceOnFire Před 11 lety

    Legend...

  • @milanista181
    @milanista181 Před 6 lety +1

    Jerry is the G.O.A.T

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
    @ISetYourFaceOnFire Před 11 lety

    legend.

  • @Kommando786
    @Kommando786 Před 12 lety

    Brilliant!

  • @DmitriOrtsiev
    @DmitriOrtsiev Před 12 lety +1

    The best comedian ever!

  • @magnetiktrax
    @magnetiktrax Před 3 lety +1

    The original meaning of "cow tipping" was their expiration date clues.

  • @VicTuxpan
    @VicTuxpan Před 11 lety

    Simplemente genial... Haré un cover de esta rutina.
    Una de mis partes favoritas.

  • @jetknight7562
    @jetknight7562 Před rokem

    The cows tip them off 😆 🤣

  • @calebshepherd8435
    @calebshepherd8435 Před 2 lety

    This got me cackling

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Před 2 lety

    Classic Seinfeld

  • @mattdonohue7131
    @mattdonohue7131 Před 2 měsíci

    Damn he's good!

  • @miligationable
    @miligationable Před 2 lety

    True GOAT

  • @007ferguson007
    @007ferguson007 Před 13 lety

    i'm sitting here cackling like an idiot at the milk part

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy Před 13 lety

    YEAH THAT'S A GOOD ONE. SURE GLAD I FOUND THAT ONE.

  • @lmm1586
    @lmm1586 Před 8 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂 I can’t even 😂😂

  • @InfiniteRadiiEdge
    @InfiniteRadiiEdge Před 9 lety +19

    Seedless watermelon are also bred to be that way, they might still contain the occasional seed.. Even Romans had them. They grew them through watermelon vines. They grew seedless apples by cutting of parts of the tree. You can cut the top part of the pineapple and use it to regrow it as well. Plants have several ways to reproduce.

    • @axelkyster2642
      @axelkyster2642 Před 8 lety +6

      +InfiniteRadiiEdge Ahhh...thanks. I came here to Seinfeld CZcams specifically to LEARN about agiculture....LOL

    • @JohnFinnigan1
      @JohnFinnigan1 Před 8 lety +6

      +Axel Kyster I thought it was kind of interesting

    • @InfiniteRadiiEdge
      @InfiniteRadiiEdge Před 7 lety +5

      Are you serious? Hundreds of years ago watermelons looked very different then did now. Because they were bred (genetically modified) that way. Just look up 'orginal watermelon' on google images if you don't believe me.
      Many of the fruits you know now looked quite different. Either way it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me because our bodies break it down and turn it into something else anyway.

    • @joebrokenstrang7537
      @joebrokenstrang7537 Před 7 lety

      InfiniteRadiiEdge You need to let Jerry know so he can change up his material.

  • @edgaremilio768
    @edgaremilio768 Před 7 lety +12

    1:23 he rolls his eyes. you ever think comedians secretly laugh at us for laughing at their stupid shit.

  • @househeade8
    @househeade8 Před 11 lety +1

    Hilarious, and very true!!

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube Před 3 lety

    so true about grocery stores, i've since found out that they purposely move stuff around so you get lost, this is with the (researched) intention you'll buy something you didn't come in for.

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 Před 3 lety

      Well nobody would ever really buy canned pineapple without that.

  • @avantgardenovelist
    @avantgardenovelist Před 11 lety +1

    05:20 Love how he almost loses it here.

  • @krishna1673
    @krishna1673 Před 13 lety

    his observations of human behaviour is applaudable .

  • @joemaxpayne
    @joemaxpayne Před 7 lety +2

    missing that background music

  • @NinaNinaNB
    @NinaNinaNB Před 7 lety

    I love this! July 3rd is my birthday 😂😂 Ps: and Tom Cruise's too lololol