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- The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays!
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Smear the queer was just tackling the kid with the ball
yessir. picking up shit and smearing it on someone not a thing far as I remember
yup we used to play it at the park
How does Chuck have access to google and still get it wrong? I looked it up myself and found the correct answer in 10 seconds.
@@sleepyheadlukeonly for comedic affects i assume
*balls in his mouth
Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.
We had the exact same game, same name in Southern California, lol. Good times
@@ianedwards9722 hell yeah, great memories!
Northern California as well.
Same in the midwest
@@dwwd1558 Bay area
They’re never leaving this office
Realest comment
it's like an episode of a rebooted Twilight Zone
Anyone else miss the couch days and the MainKoon?
…and no chuck, good times.
Miss ya Greg!
You misspelled Coon. Maine as well.
Yesss I've been binging on those old eps 😊😊😊😊 super funny
All the time :(
lmfao Joe looks extra like Steve from American dad in this vid.
Haha, good call
😂😂😂
Once you see it you can't unsee it
"Tell me if this is autism" should be a weekly segment for Mark. 45:42
Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!
Marks autism kicks at 00:01 a few years ago. Comedy!
we dont need more people claiming autism.. unless they say it in a Boston accent, then its 'Art-ism
My dad is experimenting with men
Hahah!
Best comment 👌
😂😂
Ahhh a twist lol😂
Ain’t a plumber but I know it’s all pipes!
Lol the "ya gotta have more similes " got me😂
I'm writing this on behalf of my friend, In5D. He is now vision impaired as he was blinded by Joe's alabaster white legs.
Hey, I like lSD too!
So the guy that only eats chicken nuggets doesn't get the grocery store hype?? Huh.. I'm not surprised 😅
Smear the queer was a game of tackling whoever had the ball
We played that in California too shit was ruthless in highschool 😂
I feel like the bet amount in Joe’s Parker Posie Bonfire story changes every time he tells it 😂
Every story he tells changes every time.
Mark saying “now I’m not an Aldi head” made me lose my shit haha
Joe is so funny when he thinks he’s bombing 😂😂 “okay folks” is gold
Your dad and I are in a relationship
Agreed!
or marks "alllllllright" when he thinks hes bombing, its funny from both of them cuz its relatable lol
When trying to think of something and doing the fingers 🖐🏻🤣😂🤣
Y’all are real ones. God bless TUESGAYS
My boys need a house - Cosmo Kramer
Beyonce: "IIIIIIIII had an abortionnnnn" lmao
lmao at Mark’s “Toejam and Earl” tourette’s aside at 41:32
48:42 “You got to have more similes”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆
Know what a fun game to play at a dinner is- everybody at your table puts their phone in the center of the table and the first person to check their phone picks up the bill.
29:20
all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..."
wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem
Mark if you come out saying glockford in Rockford, IL, the crowd will go nuts 🤣 See ya there!
MY FATHER PREFERS THE COMPANY OF MEN
who doesn't?! ❤
Who doesn't?
@user-tf8ko2dr4b Victims of domestic abuse, battered women shelters, et al...
13:13 Hey Mark ! We used to call that " Ring the bell and run like hell "
@16:20 that story/prank had me laughing so hard I had to pull over or I would’ve crashed my motorcycle.
I went straight to Mark Wahlbergs Wikipedia
55:12 Crazy story and an original way to go! Also I cannot wait for Mark to come to Chicago! Joe, Chuck and the rest of Funbearable, please come soon!
Mark got the Battle of the Bulge story all screwed up.
Im glad everyone is correcting them that smear the queer was actually a football game
11:00 “it’s not a sanctioned game” is a crazy statement
Look at the flip flops on queefy 😂
Never thought I'd hear a ToeJam and Earl reference on here. Fuckin love these guys 🤣
55:52 Nuts ? Hey Mark .... Doesn't that mean that they are NUTS ?
The word is expletives Joe...explicitives is not a word
Millennial
joe, i LOVE uncle dale stories
Collin Queef 🥳🤣
Mark venting his marital problems praising Joe is gold 🎖️🤣🤣
Wooooo Mondays 🙌🙌
I look forward to late monday nights for some Joe List spread eagle views
Yeah and it's free from the goodness of his heart. Feehan charges for that sort of thing.
Best "play us out" music of any podcast!!
Tuesdays is my favorite pod with the most Iraq news looking set
Can I paint you guys something? Free
48:39 the reference is great 😂
"You gotta have more similes!" followed by a big laugh from Chuck was hilarious
Kingwood with the shoutout. 🤘🏻
I was crying laughing at 34:00 Best show ever.
Love the pod. How do I get more pod every week?
the shirt though.🤘🏻
(my best interpretation of the GO PACK!)
Joe loving This Ain't Texas and Parker Posey, tasteeeeee 👌
point mugu is a navy base off the gold coast in ventura county outside of oxnard, ca
Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.
Thank you! Lol I'm from New Hampshire definitely a new England thing
@@jdm603jakeI’m from rural Ohio and we played smeer the queer definitely reach’s farther then New England
All of us Tuesgays should get together and play this
@LiquidDaylight Tuesgay here from Tennessee and Smear the queer was a staple of our childhood games.
@@jdm603jakeNorthern California here and we played that too!
I want to see Joe as a guest on Jomboy's Weekly Dumb!
I thought he was gonna forget Parker posey for a sec
Mark @7:23 "I didn't know you had bits"
When mark just sharted into the mic hahaha
Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee'
Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week
Parkie posey in dazed and confused can haze me😵😵
Toe Jam and Earl, I just love Mark!!
That 101st Airborne “Nuts!” story is a Comrade Ogilvy - like most personalized ‘we are great and heroic’ military fables.
I love 58:38 . These two are my absolute favorite god damn next Tuesday is far
Point Mugu is in SoCal
Aldi is a discount grocery chain down here in Houston. Okay for some things, but overall tough.
1:02:29 That sounds like a cyberpunk version of Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" speech. A pale blue rectangle perhaps?
Im wearing the same shorts as joe... goddammit i didnt my style was this bad lol
Smear the queer, it was like full contact hot potato
Mark has been told about jomboy from like 5 different people and everytime he acts like he's never heard of it 😂
In "Smear the Queer" you tackle Sam Harris.
I stay sittin at my chipotle
joes' number 1 is feet hands
I'm from Illinois. Aldi is where the poor shop lol
Kingwood nice area but it floods easily
I work in aldi in the UK lol😊
12:15 chuck gave the gayest answer possible 😂
Those top fives can all be easily beat.
I could never beat easily
always gotta be hard
BROCKTON 🇺🇸 M.A.
also home of “ Lil Poopie “.
Joe with the NC State shirt! Go Pack!
Smear the queer is a football game in the Midwest.
Joe listen, you gotta have some Similes
Finally. It's gay time!
The way this is released is so goofy. Pensacola FL is in three weeks but Mark says it’s passed already
You know you are gay when you can name their top 5 before they can.
18:57 Hey! A Utah man!
🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green
Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen
Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star
And through the mountains, near and far…
Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I.
A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die.
We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss
No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss
So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky
We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈
did u just mention elaine from jerry seinfeld as one of the most beautiful women of all time? ....that IS comedy !!
No shit! They always say that but I never ever understood that one.
Yes! Thank God you’re moving; I hate this location.
7:22 my fave Joe podcast bit is where he shows up every week and talks about things he’s done during the past week ❤
Tuesdays with stories on a Monday night what calendar are we using the Mian Callender
The regz is 10 times funnier than these old banked months in advance crap.
Joe with the arm fart start
"Time is a construct" - Rza
Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll
I love Tuesdays with stories
On Mondays.
Get it together boys
id love to know what brand that shirt is mark is wearing
Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!
My mother's transgender
So you are saying hes really your father and that hes gay?
L♥️VE from Whitman 🇺🇸 M.A.
Watching this before I head off to Manchester to watch pearl jam… what do you think of that Jerry
Thanks! ❤
In what state is trader joes cheap? Marks on crank
We all know that Kerryn Feehan is in Joe’s top 5
And she didnt even flush
I have a buddy who raises championship race horses here in Idaho. He sold a group of 5 a few months ago.. top one for $750,000. 👀
Joe has the absolute worst taste in women.