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  • čas přidán 23. 06. 2024
  • The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays!
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Komentáře • 350

  • @shelleyk9059
    @shelleyk9059 Před 3 dny +102

    Smear the queer was just tackling the kid with the ball

    • @sleepyheadluke
      @sleepyheadluke Před 3 dny +9

      yessir. picking up shit and smearing it on someone not a thing far as I remember

    • @Siggy_Sour
      @Siggy_Sour Před 3 dny +2

      yup we used to play it at the park

    • @patrickh799
      @patrickh799 Před 3 dny +5

      How does Chuck have access to google and still get it wrong? I looked it up myself and found the correct answer in 10 seconds.

    • @nickb9379
      @nickb9379 Před 3 dny +2

      @@sleepyheadlukeonly for comedic affects i assume

    • @SuperTed.
      @SuperTed. Před 3 dny

      *balls in his mouth

  • @relevantrocha
    @relevantrocha Před 3 dny +135

    Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.

    • @ianedwards9722
      @ianedwards9722 Před 3 dny +19

      We had the exact same game, same name in Southern California, lol. Good times

    • @relevantrocha
      @relevantrocha Před 3 dny +4

      @@ianedwards9722 hell yeah, great memories!

    • @dwwd1558
      @dwwd1558 Před 3 dny +9

      Northern California as well.

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 Před 3 dny +13

      Same in the midwest

    • @chriscee3981
      @chriscee3981 Před 3 dny

      ​@@dwwd1558 Bay area

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 Před 3 dny +23

    They’re never leaving this office

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Před 3 dny +53

    Anyone else miss the couch days and the MainKoon?

  • @mr.nobody9697
    @mr.nobody9697 Před 3 dny +40

    lmfao Joe looks extra like Steve from American dad in this vid.

  • @ObieOnce
    @ObieOnce Před 3 dny +37

    "Tell me if this is autism" should be a weekly segment for Mark. 45:42

    • @ltsgoyanks
      @ltsgoyanks Před 3 dny

      Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!

    • @philliphayden2727
      @philliphayden2727 Před 2 dny +2

      Marks autism kicks at 00:01 a few years ago. Comedy!

    • @butterknutts5888
      @butterknutts5888 Před 2 dny

      we dont need more people claiming autism.. unless they say it in a Boston accent, then its 'Art-ism

  • @YassTelevision
    @YassTelevision Před 3 dny +44

    My dad is experimenting with men

  • @CamahaWR450
    @CamahaWR450 Před 3 dny +22

    Ain’t a plumber but I know it’s all pipes!

  • @thetravalanche
    @thetravalanche Před 3 dny +7

    Lol the "ya gotta have more similes " got me😂

  • @in5d
    @in5d Před 2 dny +5

    I'm writing this on behalf of my friend, In5D. He is now vision impaired as he was blinded by Joe's alabaster white legs.

  • @ole_limberlegs
    @ole_limberlegs Před 3 dny +8

    So the guy that only eats chicken nuggets doesn't get the grocery store hype?? Huh.. I'm not surprised 😅

  • @RustOnWindows
    @RustOnWindows Před 3 dny +31

    Smear the queer was a game of tackling whoever had the ball
    We played that in California too shit was ruthless in highschool 😂

  • @treverfarted
    @treverfarted Před 3 dny +9

    I feel like the bet amount in Joe’s Parker Posie Bonfire story changes every time he tells it 😂

  • @jackhorsley3912
    @jackhorsley3912 Před 23 hodinami

    Mark saying “now I’m not an Aldi head” made me lose my shit haha

  • @patrickspellman8758
    @patrickspellman8758 Před 3 dny +20

    Joe is so funny when he thinks he’s bombing 😂😂 “okay folks” is gold

    • @Rodboobam
      @Rodboobam Před 3 dny +2

      Your dad and I are in a relationship

    • @ltsgoyanks
      @ltsgoyanks Před 3 dny +1

      Agreed!

    • @lonewolf604
      @lonewolf604 Před 3 dny +2

      or marks "alllllllright" when he thinks hes bombing, its funny from both of them cuz its relatable lol

  • @ryanmbricker
    @ryanmbricker Před 2 dny

    When trying to think of something and doing the fingers 🖐🏻🤣😂🤣
    Y’all are real ones. God bless TUESGAYS

  • @whittyfnf6738
    @whittyfnf6738 Před 3 dny +7

    My boys need a house - Cosmo Kramer

  • @mediocremariosiblings2722

    Beyonce: "IIIIIIIII had an abortionnnnn" lmao

  • @hampersona
    @hampersona Před 17 hodinami

    lmao at Mark’s “Toejam and Earl” tourette’s aside at 41:32

  • @maxdmer03
    @maxdmer03 Před 34 minutami

    48:42 “You got to have more similes”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆

  • @chrisv6350
    @chrisv6350 Před dnem

    Know what a fun game to play at a dinner is- everybody at your table puts their phone in the center of the table and the first person to check their phone picks up the bill.

  • @vurtechre
    @vurtechre Před 3 dny +1

    29:20
    all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..."
    wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem

  • @jakobschoon6380
    @jakobschoon6380 Před 2 hodinami

    Mark if you come out saying glockford in Rockford, IL, the crowd will go nuts 🤣 See ya there!

  • @FANKANable
    @FANKANable Před 3 dny +10

    MY FATHER PREFERS THE COMPANY OF MEN

  • @willingtooppose7919
    @willingtooppose7919 Před 3 dny +1

    13:13 Hey Mark ! We used to call that " Ring the bell and run like hell "

  • @turdiousmcfurgeson1570
    @turdiousmcfurgeson1570 Před 2 hodinami

    @16:20 that story/prank had me laughing so hard I had to pull over or I would’ve crashed my motorcycle.

  • @binks2413
    @binks2413 Před 3 dny +2

    I went straight to Mark Wahlbergs Wikipedia

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv Před 3 dny +2

    55:12 Crazy story and an original way to go! Also I cannot wait for Mark to come to Chicago! Joe, Chuck and the rest of Funbearable, please come soon!

    • @thedude1316
      @thedude1316 Před 2 dny +1

      Mark got the Battle of the Bulge story all screwed up.

  • @freshspawnwithashovel2740

    Im glad everyone is correcting them that smear the queer was actually a football game

  • @impossiblegems
    @impossiblegems Před 2 dny

    11:00 “it’s not a sanctioned game” is a crazy statement

  • @taymeck8108
    @taymeck8108 Před 3 dny

    Look at the flip flops on queefy 😂

  • @JohnnyQCB
    @JohnnyQCB Před 2 dny

    Never thought I'd hear a ToeJam and Earl reference on here. Fuckin love these guys 🤣

  • @willingtooppose7919
    @willingtooppose7919 Před 2 dny

    55:52 Nuts ? Hey Mark .... Doesn't that mean that they are NUTS ?

  • @AC1984-e9d
    @AC1984-e9d Před 3 dny +3

    The word is expletives Joe...explicitives is not a word

  • @marty.warner
    @marty.warner Před 2 dny

    joe, i LOVE uncle dale stories

  • @chrism1692
    @chrism1692 Před 3 dny +2

    Collin Queef 🥳🤣

  • @fumonski
    @fumonski Před 2 dny

    Mark venting his marital problems praising Joe is gold 🎖️🤣🤣

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD Před 3 dny

    Wooooo Mondays 🙌🙌

  • @vldmaiden
    @vldmaiden Před 3 dny +2

    I look forward to late monday nights for some Joe List spread eagle views

    • @p3rpNZ
      @p3rpNZ Před 3 dny

      Yeah and it's free from the goodness of his heart. Feehan charges for that sort of thing.

  • @godux09
    @godux09 Před 2 dny

    Best "play us out" music of any podcast!!

  • @BorisBidjanSaberi11
    @BorisBidjanSaberi11 Před 3 dny +2

    Tuesdays is my favorite pod with the most Iraq news looking set

  • @tessai8972
    @tessai8972 Před 2 dny

    48:39 the reference is great 😂

  • @deucedeuces
    @deucedeuces Před 3 dny +2

    "You gotta have more similes!" followed by a big laugh from Chuck was hilarious

  • @thunderhorse9845
    @thunderhorse9845 Před 2 dny

    Kingwood with the shoutout. 🤘🏻

  • @TheJohnWhites
    @TheJohnWhites Před 2 dny

    I was crying laughing at 34:00 Best show ever.

  • @efreinshtick
    @efreinshtick Před 2 dny

    Love the pod. How do I get more pod every week?

  • @courtneyg678
    @courtneyg678 Před 3 dny

    the shirt though.🤘🏻
    (my best interpretation of the GO PACK!)

  • @brittnis7294
    @brittnis7294 Před 3 dny

    Joe loving This Ain't Texas and Parker Posey, tasteeeeee 👌

  • @henergy_
    @henergy_ Před 3 dny +1

    point mugu is a navy base off the gold coast in ventura county outside of oxnard, ca

  • @zacharymedeiros8045
    @zacharymedeiros8045 Před 3 dny +27

    Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.

    • @jdm603jake
      @jdm603jake Před 3 dny

      Thank you! Lol I'm from New Hampshire definitely a new England thing

    • @coreywallace6131
      @coreywallace6131 Před 3 dny +3

      @@jdm603jakeI’m from rural Ohio and we played smeer the queer definitely reach’s farther then New England

    • @LiquidDaylight
      @LiquidDaylight Před 3 dny +2

      All of us Tuesgays should get together and play this

    • @fatcaucasian7485
      @fatcaucasian7485 Před 3 dny +2

      ​@LiquidDaylight Tuesgay here from Tennessee and Smear the queer was a staple of our childhood games.

    • @Saladman100
      @Saladman100 Před 3 dny +1

      @@jdm603jakeNorthern California here and we played that too!

  • @valtification
    @valtification Před 2 dny

    I want to see Joe as a guest on Jomboy's Weekly Dumb!

  • @bender8784
    @bender8784 Před 3 dny +1

    I thought he was gonna forget Parker posey for a sec

  • @NazarioMedia
    @NazarioMedia Před 3 dny +1

    Mark @7:23 "I didn't know you had bits"

  • @TapTrades
    @TapTrades Před 2 dny

    When mark just sharted into the mic hahaha

  • @clarencethomas01
    @clarencethomas01 Před 2 dny +1

    Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee'
    Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week

  • @ssnyder5471
    @ssnyder5471 Před 3 dny +2

    Parkie posey in dazed and confused can haze me😵😵

  • @slimmpickens67
    @slimmpickens67 Před 3 dny

    Toe Jam and Earl, I just love Mark!!

  • @merfymac
    @merfymac Před 3 dny

    That 101st Airborne “Nuts!” story is a Comrade Ogilvy - like most personalized ‘we are great and heroic’ military fables.

  • @nigheist003
    @nigheist003 Před 2 dny

    I love 58:38 . These two are my absolute favorite god damn next Tuesday is far

  • @haldeman
    @haldeman Před 2 dny +1

    Point Mugu is in SoCal

  • @shawnroe1851
    @shawnroe1851 Před 2 dny

    Aldi is a discount grocery chain down here in Houston. Okay for some things, but overall tough.

  • @romankorseev3703
    @romankorseev3703 Před 3 dny +1

    1:02:29 That sounds like a cyberpunk version of Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" speech. A pale blue rectangle perhaps?

  • @rileyswanson321
    @rileyswanson321 Před 3 dny +1

    Im wearing the same shorts as joe... goddammit i didnt my style was this bad lol

  • @mikehale9411
    @mikehale9411 Před 3 dny +1

    Smear the queer, it was like full contact hot potato

  • @clarencethomas01
    @clarencethomas01 Před 2 dny

    Mark has been told about jomboy from like 5 different people and everytime he acts like he's never heard of it 😂

  • @rumpill4skin
    @rumpill4skin Před 2 dny

    In "Smear the Queer" you tackle Sam Harris.

  • @1stTimeCaller
    @1stTimeCaller Před 3 dny

    I stay sittin at my chipotle

  • @04yzfr6
    @04yzfr6 Před 3 dny +2

    joes' number 1 is feet hands

  • @scottk8244
    @scottk8244 Před dnem

    I'm from Illinois. Aldi is where the poor shop lol

  • @AyeeePeee
    @AyeeePeee Před 2 dny +1

    Kingwood nice area but it floods easily

  • @danielgwillym9339
    @danielgwillym9339 Před 3 dny +1

    I work in aldi in the UK lol😊

  • @TMS2211
    @TMS2211 Před 3 dny +1

    12:15 chuck gave the gayest answer possible 😂

  • @Flash16xx
    @Flash16xx Před 3 dny +1

    Those top fives can all be easily beat.

    • @vurtechre
      @vurtechre Před 3 dny +1

      I could never beat easily
      always gotta be hard

  • @jodijoy8906
    @jodijoy8906 Před 3 dny +1

    BROCKTON 🇺🇸 M.A.
    also home of “ Lil Poopie “.

  • @Droop75
    @Droop75 Před 3 dny

    Joe with the NC State shirt! Go Pack!

  • @CentralGreens
    @CentralGreens Před 3 dny +2

    Smear the queer is a football game in the Midwest.

  • @wonder0076
    @wonder0076 Před 3 dny +1

    Joe listen, you gotta have some Similes

  • @cesarzavala6327
    @cesarzavala6327 Před 3 dny +2

    Finally. It's gay time!

  • @jeffballforprez
    @jeffballforprez Před 2 dny

    The way this is released is so goofy. Pensacola FL is in three weeks but Mark says it’s passed already

  • @andyfox5339
    @andyfox5339 Před 2 dny

    You know you are gay when you can name their top 5 before they can.

  • @commoncalendar7028
    @commoncalendar7028 Před 3 dny +1

    18:57 Hey! A Utah man!
    🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green
    Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen
    Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star
    And through the mountains, near and far…
    Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I.
    A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die.
    We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss
    No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss
    So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky
    We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈

  • @tomlmn2036
    @tomlmn2036 Před 3 dny +2

    did u just mention elaine from jerry seinfeld as one of the most beautiful women of all time? ....that IS comedy !!

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 Před 3 dny +1

      No shit! They always say that but I never ever understood that one.

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 Před 21 hodinou

    Yes! Thank God you’re moving; I hate this location.

  • @aburns89
    @aburns89 Před 3 dny +1

    7:22 my fave Joe podcast bit is where he shows up every week and talks about things he’s done during the past week ❤

  • @user-di2ll6je1q
    @user-di2ll6je1q Před 3 dny

    Tuesdays with stories on a Monday night what calendar are we using the Mian Callender

  • @justinwhitten5975
    @justinwhitten5975 Před 3 dny +2

    The regz is 10 times funnier than these old banked months in advance crap.

  • @TrevorRamone
    @TrevorRamone Před 3 dny

    Joe with the arm fart start

  • @butterknutts5888
    @butterknutts5888 Před 2 dny

    "Time is a construct" - Rza
    Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll

  • @SirJeffreyAllen
    @SirJeffreyAllen Před 3 dny

    I love Tuesdays with stories
    On Mondays.
    Get it together boys

  • @joegusset5902
    @joegusset5902 Před 3 dny

    id love to know what brand that shirt is mark is wearing

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Před 3 dny

    Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!

  • @HD-nc7yu
    @HD-nc7yu Před 3 dny +4

    My mother's transgender

    • @wakenow1
      @wakenow1 Před 3 dny +1

      So you are saying hes really your father and that hes gay?

  • @jodijoy8906
    @jodijoy8906 Před 3 dny +1

    L♥️VE from Whitman 🇺🇸 M.A.

  • @johnnhoj5
    @johnnhoj5 Před 3 dny

    Watching this before I head off to Manchester to watch pearl jam… what do you think of that Jerry

  • @bt3768
    @bt3768 Před 3 dny

    Thanks! ❤

  • @ole_limberlegs
    @ole_limberlegs Před 3 dny +1

    In what state is trader joes cheap? Marks on crank

  • @matevgs8547
    @matevgs8547 Před 2 dny

    We all know that Kerryn Feehan is in Joe’s top 5

  • @pfft7738
    @pfft7738 Před 3 dny +1

    And she didnt even flush

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm Před 3 dny

    I have a buddy who raises championship race horses here in Idaho. He sold a group of 5 a few months ago.. top one for $750,000. 👀

  • @ryanvincenec3511
    @ryanvincenec3511 Před 3 dny +2

    Joe has the absolute worst taste in women.