Jordan Temple Reveals the Shocking Truth About Goofy’s Wife

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  • čas přidán 14. 03. 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson asks Reggie Conquest, Jordan Temple, and Paul F. Tompkins to reveal shocking truths about seemingly squeaky clean cartoon characters like SpongeBob SquarePants and Goofy.
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  • @tjg121389
    @tjg121389 Před 3 měsíci +132

    I love how PFT magically dons a beanie from here on out, and no one noticed when he put it on.

    • @Chief_Tyrol_
      @Chief_Tyrol_ Před 3 měsíci +4

      Free gift from his crack dealer. Uber shows up whenever they feel like it.

    • @a_little_nonsense
      @a_little_nonsense Před 3 měsíci +18

      "Pay attention, that's what allyship looks like!"

    • @allein1001
      @allein1001 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Kinda makes him look like a garden gnome…😊

    • @nicholasmain
      @nicholasmain Před 3 měsíci +2

      He got it from Hats in the Belfry

    • @HasekDaScudaDoodle
      @HasekDaScudaDoodle Před 3 měsíci +1

      He also magically gets it between the first and second crane shot

  • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
    @YouHadMeAtMoonPie Před 3 měsíci +45

    The hats make them look like a box of funny funny crayons

  • @RAW_Reality
    @RAW_Reality Před 3 měsíci +61

    Speaking of cartoons, there could absolutely be a long winded conversation about which of Snow White's 7 little friends Paul looks like most at various moments throughout this clip.

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall Před 3 měsíci +76

    Rules?! When did THAT happen?!

  • @carynw2625
    @carynw2625 Před 3 měsíci +31

    "It's pancreatic cancer season" 😂

  • @Vagajammer
    @Vagajammer Před 3 měsíci +57

    For those who didn't google, it's farfalle, or "bow tie" pasta

    • @lisapardini9790
      @lisapardini9790 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Farfalle translates to “butterfly” in Italian. Just an FYI. And how could no one mention penne or fusilli?

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer Před 3 měsíci

      @@lisapardini9790Why would you mention that penne ante pasta?

    • @whollypotatoes
      @whollypotatoes Před 3 měsíci +5

      He was pointing to his bowtie the whole time

    • @jbuster9
      @jbuster9 Před 3 měsíci

      I fucks with bucatini

  • @_DerdniK_
    @_DerdniK_ Před 3 měsíci +12

    PFT’s bowtie pasta joke went right over Taylor’s head 🤣🤣

  • @gunnarcolleen2400
    @gunnarcolleen2400 Před 3 měsíci +16

    This show is really the best thing to happen to late night comedy in a long time

  • @NerfThisBoardGames
    @NerfThisBoardGames Před 3 měsíci +42

    Breaking taylor should still be worth 300-1k points

  • @Purzius
    @Purzius Před 3 měsíci +39

    Bless Paul, he's such a delight!

  • @JesgateOnDown
    @JesgateOnDown Před 3 měsíci +61

    Paul's never not funny

    • @neatodevito
      @neatodevito Před 3 měsíci +3

      No, I think Pardo is Never Not Funny

  • @jrbship
    @jrbship Před 3 měsíci +16

    That floating rectangle over Taylor's shoulder still got me shook

  • @alexsheppard-reid7134
    @alexsheppard-reid7134 Před 3 měsíci +5

    1:18, Taylor laughs to the tune of Jingle Bells

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan Před 3 měsíci +12

    Hey Paul, CBS has to pay for all those points, so Taylor has a corporate responsibility to not hit throw them out

  • @sharonfieldstone
    @sharonfieldstone Před 3 měsíci +8

    Taylor's laugh is so cute

  • @IrvSauce
    @IrvSauce Před 3 měsíci +3

    Broooo this show is hitting it's stride. It's gotten so unbelievably good. I look forward to it every weeknight, that 2 week break they just took was painful

  • @pianoface
    @pianoface Před 3 měsíci +5

    I love how unhinged this is 😂

  • @DOSkywalkR
    @DOSkywalkR Před 3 měsíci +9

    A sleepover with Goofy and Mr Peanutbutter - that would've made a great crossover episode! 🐴

  • @blah2225
    @blah2225 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Jordan is great, hope he returns

  • @shawnowen29
    @shawnowen29 Před 3 měsíci +9

    I watch this more to hear Taylor crack up.

  • @danielredding9205
    @danielredding9205 Před 3 měsíci +8

    One of the funniest segments yet!! 😂 I burst out laughing more than I can remember. Great set.

  • @kevstubeification
    @kevstubeification Před 3 měsíci +21

    They must’ve told Taylor to slow down on the repeated point awarding. To me, it’s hilarious to see people’s points spike by surprise.

    • @frj3289
      @frj3289 Před 3 měsíci +3

      They film a lot more gameplay than what actually makes it to air.

  • @Greggerization
    @Greggerization Před 3 měsíci +4

    Mickey putting a hit out on Goofy's wife explains the true story for why in the Goofy movie we only see Goofy and Max.

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead Před 3 měsíci +8

    07:17 Goofy had a wife in the early cartoons named Penny Geef. In the later Goofy short features you never see her face.
    Goofy is named George Geef in the short features and his redheaded son George is nicknamed Junior.

  • @mirasbrush4607
    @mirasbrush4607 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Paul and Tom Kenny got their start on the same damn show. I know it's not an interesting fact, or relevant, but dammit, if I was in Paul's position, I don't know if I could stop myself from blurting that extremely boring fact. I guess that's why he's a professional comedian and I'm an insufferable asshole.

  • @maryjanerx
    @maryjanerx Před 3 měsíci +8

    It did not get past the censors

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 Před 3 měsíci +3

    6:50 My Left Ear: Hello Taylor's voice!

  • @bootska
    @bootska Před 3 měsíci +5

    This week has been great.

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam Před 2 měsíci

    Paul F Tompkins went from being a cute grandpa who used to be a magician in the 70s to an adorable elf or graden gnome with the angle that beanie is poking up on top. I love him.

  • @kate_6436
    @kate_6436 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Did they Taylor to stop giving points for randomly assigning points? Cause tbh I loved that I thought it was hilarious

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Před 3 měsíci

      I like it this way. Beg for your points, panelists! Earn them!

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs Před 3 měsíci

    All: "The projects we are plugging are excellent."
    Jordan: "I lived in the..."
    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Před 3 měsíci +7

    But in that graphic, the chart starts about halfway up SpongeBob so he’s really like 8’ tall. Never sleep again kids!

    • @JeighNeither
      @JeighNeither Před 3 měsíci

      Lol, that's not how height charts work haha, they just don't put the lower numbers because nobody's 2 ft tall.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 3 měsíci

      @@JeighNeither it started at 1 though..?

  • @artlesscalamity348
    @artlesscalamity348 Před měsícem +1

    Paul deserved points for polyamorous Odd Parents

  • @williamiwells
    @williamiwells Před 3 měsíci +4

    Makes sense about Goof Troop then. Goofy has a son. Goofy a widower?

  • @russelltietjen4407
    @russelltietjen4407 Před 3 měsíci

    Honestly can't hear Paul saying anything without thinking of Mr Peanutbutter, especially the Goofy bit 😂

  • @NerfThisBoardGames
    @NerfThisBoardGames Před 3 měsíci +1

    I soooo love the couch

  • @udadni
    @udadni Před 3 měsíci +3

    Can we make it a rule that you have to have Paul on at least once a month?

  • @kingcardbeard1471
    @kingcardbeard1471 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Why did Mickey Divorce Minnie? She was F'n Goofy!

  • @grelgen
    @grelgen Před 3 měsíci +1

    6:49 I woulda said "he's all bent out of shape"

  • @traditionalnative
    @traditionalnative Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bugs bunny has done some insanely racist shit. There's one time off the top of my head where he killed "injuns" and marked it with a tally while singing "one little, two little, three little injuns" (which is what that song originally meant btw)

  • @badandylaoc
    @badandylaoc Před 3 měsíci

    "Pasta Shaped Like Neckwear" is trending search all of a sudden

  • @v.958
    @v.958 Před 3 měsíci

    I loved Reggie's talk show comment

  • @corybaldwin1168
    @corybaldwin1168 Před 3 měsíci

    PFT literally named my top 3 pastas.

  • @TheTheoTherone
    @TheTheoTherone Před 3 měsíci

    Please tell me someone said: (something something...(
    "...she was F-ing Goofy!"
    It just makes sense!

  • @rage_of_aquarius
    @rage_of_aquarius Před 3 měsíci +1

    Uh, Goofy's wife is Claribelle the cow!

  • @prmac3071
    @prmac3071 Před měsícem +1

    Is it just me or does PFT look like Gargamel from the Smurfs?

  • @Mobri
    @Mobri Před 6 hodinami

    If I hadn't spent all of my money on chemotherapy I would buy cable just to watch this show.
    Good news is that every show I love and DO watch gets cancelled. Congrats on season 2!

  • @jonathon5075
    @jonathon5075 Před 5 dny

    Lol

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall Před 3 měsíci +3

    Bowtie Pasta = Farfalle

    • @DaveInPA2010
      @DaveInPA2010 Před 3 měsíci

      I was personally holding out that he would say cavatelli

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows Před 3 měsíci +1

      It was so cute that he was actually wearing a bowtie & pretended not to remember what it's called

  • @nathanbinford5715
    @nathanbinford5715 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Uhh i do believe there would be a revolt if Taylor was fired.

  • @GuiltyOne438
    @GuiltyOne438 Před 3 měsíci

    The thing is, I immediately knew Paul was talking about Farfalle, and I'm not sure if that's bad or not.

  • @firerun777
    @firerun777 Před 3 měsíci

    7:10 Goofy's wife is Clarabelle

  • @TakeMeToYourLida
    @TakeMeToYourLida Před měsícem

    Is this what brainwashing looks like? 😂

  • @CountryLongboarding
    @CountryLongboarding Před 3 měsíci +2

    TINY DESK IS THE BEST!!!!!!

  • @dianewilliams1125
    @dianewilliams1125 Před 3 měsíci

    Bowtie!😅😅😅

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan Před 3 měsíci +2

    Clippy got murdered. It was on wait wait don't tell me

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Před 3 měsíci

      Clippy died on the way back to his home planet.

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan Před 3 měsíci

      @@AdrianColley czcams.com/video/jZ4b6bp4k1s/video.htmlsi=iSdTfh4lJG79Q0Un

  • @davidt3956
    @davidt3956 Před 3 měsíci

    "No, Mickey, I didn't say Minnie is crazy. I said she's fucking Goofy."

  • @henxinggan
    @henxinggan Před 3 měsíci

    What happened to Goofy's wife?
    She got tired of his antics and left his goofy ass.

  • @wiredforstereo
    @wiredforstereo Před 3 měsíci

    Hey, its playing in order today, what magic is this?

  • @teelites
    @teelites Před 3 měsíci

    Farfalle!!!!! 🎉

  • @angrysaltycroutan3262
    @angrysaltycroutan3262 Před 3 měsíci

    Have you seen how Goofy drives? She for sure died in a car accident.

  • @gweebara
    @gweebara Před 3 měsíci

    (Micky speaking to the divorce judge)🐭 haha noo your honor I didn't say my wife was crazy I said she's f****** goofy

  • @noahwolfe7071
    @noahwolfe7071 Před 3 měsíci

    Three dwarfs

  • @chovue2363
    @chovue2363 Před 3 měsíci

    cmon people! we cant just give out points willy nelly! we live in a society!

  • @sasanach8
    @sasanach8 Před 3 měsíci

    Farfalle pasta is shaped like neckwear bowties

  • @gnomedeguerre2482
    @gnomedeguerre2482 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Give her a lil taste of power and all of a sudden she is a fascist about "rules".
    😂

    • @gnomedeguerre2482
      @gnomedeguerre2482 Před 3 měsíci +1

      We must have order! This is not a laughing matter... oh damn.

  • @justaguy12345
    @justaguy12345 Před 3 měsíci

    I thought Goofy's wife was Clarabelle Cow. My ignorance, it is embarassing.

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 Před 3 měsíci

      I thought she was married to Horace Horsecollar.

  • @LightsOfElberfeld
    @LightsOfElberfeld Před 3 měsíci

    more like 8ft. That scale started at his waist.

  • @DavidBauer38
    @DavidBauer38 Před 2 měsíci

    #JimmyChews

  • @zodjenkins2595
    @zodjenkins2595 Před 3 měsíci

    @m 🤭😆

  • @bananascoaster1243
    @bananascoaster1243 Před 3 měsíci

    The doctor told him it's Sir Osis of the Liver

  • @theyorkrose5274
    @theyorkrose5274 Před 3 měsíci +2

    OK but are the fairly oddparents the fairy godparents or are they the actual parents who tbf are fairly odd, like the pun works either way but I don't think it's ever explained on the show

    • @kate_6436
      @kate_6436 Před 3 měsíci +4

      They’re fairy godparents who are fairly odd

    • @theyorkrose5274
      @theyorkrose5274 Před 3 měsíci

      @kate_6436 I get that, but are they fairly odd *parents*? No. So the pun works but surely it can't describe them in totality lol 😜

  • @JoellePretty
    @JoellePretty Před 3 měsíci +1

    Are ALL the writers dudes???

  • @Succubusisis
    @Succubusisis Před 3 měsíci +1

    PFT looks like a gnome 😂