Introducing Google Wind
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- čas přidán 30. 03. 2017
- Holland is one of the greatest countries to live in, but the biggest downside is that it rains 145 days a year. That’s why the Google Cloud Platform team in the Netherlands is launching Google Wind this Spring.
We leveraged existing Dutch infrastructure to realize this moonshot in record time. We upgraded some historical windmills in Holland with control modules connected to Google Cloud Platform. Google Wind then uses Machine Learning to recognize cloud patterns and orchestrate the network of windmills when rain is approaching. Test results look very promising.
We’re proud to announce that from April 1st we’re able to help ensure clear skies for everyone in Holland.
THANKS TO (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE)
Armin van Buuren: goo.gl/syMkgW
Dylan Haegens: goo.gl/Gnq93A
Ponkers: goo.gl/z21gHd
Piet Paulusma: goo.gl/TMTBWd - Věda a technologie
"we use google cloud platform to predict how clouds will behave" 🤣🤣🤣
We use Google drive to make cars drive themselves!
Yeah. And we use Google find my device to find our device phones... No, wait
Just kidding. Ok, now I find another real one... We use Google home to build our houses
We use google forms to transform into tanks
We use google lens to make glasses
Fuckin April fools joke getting on my recommendation in June.
Avichal Sharma same
Avichal Sharma me too
Avichal Sharma same
yaaahhhhh feel you bro
same here
The countries nearby: why the hell is it raining so damn hard
"Militarization of Google Wind part 1"
@@AmericanIdiot7659 i like your name
Nederlands revenge plan for Germany's little vaction they did back in th day
😅
As a Belgian, I can agree
I love how Google Nederland makes an April fool's joke every year
Nether
@@miragercm2 what is the name of the app?
@@harshitchauhan007 Google Wind
@@miragercm2 Wow, it actually exists, I thought it was aprol fools
@@talkinglukashenko4303 no no, the most common application and very convenient. I don't understand why everyone writes that this is some kind of joke, just go to the Market and download
I feel bad for the Boomers who believed this is real.
Hereeeeeeee is 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for making me realize that this isn't real
Haha
Ye xD
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2019: LOL IT IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE
2100: What so funny about it?
Not copier
@@eggdog3439 Wtf did I copy, huh?!?
Sorry everyone I was in a bad mood. I apologize for being a jerk.
Broopier
Rapier
This is what happens to a country when they legalize marijuana.
sunny skies- is that bad ?
U know this was a joke. What else are they supposed to do on April the 1st 😜?
In short: ONLY GOID THINGS BABYYYYYYYYY
Amit bhai India per asa prank hota tho national media tho pura saal ka content mil jata 🤣
It's technically not legal. Just decriminalised
I always knew it. Windmills make wind. Proof: whenever they turn it's windy
Thanks for the idea, I will use this like next when I want to underline the difference between correlation and causation 👌
@@Leonhart_93 so does causation means the windmill spins cause of the wind. ? And what about correlation? (Im learning english)
But now enough wind to cure rain.
As a foreigner living in the Netherlands u can not imagine how much I want this to be real
I can feel that we live in mawsynrum, india, here rain is almost a part of everyday life, we too would want that but we also know that if something like this invented to alter the weather, it would be disaster for us because if nature is pressurised it bounces back with even more pace, so let the nature do the work as it is , just flow with it not against it.
@@gopalkrishnayoga Don't worry we're sending it all to Belgium :)
@@fabiotomas LOL
So this ain't a reality yet?
@@gopalkrishnayoga I remember learning that it was the rainiest place on earth in 9th lol
Is it just me who’s noticed all of Google’s April Fools videos are set in the Netherlands? 🤔
Nicole Mazza google gnome
I do
I also remember the bike and the fiber bar
all the april fools jokes come from the Netherlands subsidiary because of their laws.
The tulips as well
Clear skies for everyone *when weather allows.
We all saw the video
*Meanwhile, in Germany*
"Gunter, where did all these clouds come from?"
I dunno, Hans"
or in UK
"Oi m8, where did all these bloody clouds come from"?
"I dont have a fockin clue m8"
"Gunter? Wos dengast dua, wo di gonzn Woiknn herkomma?"
"Des woas i doch ned, Hans!"
i am german and i dont get it and this are ww2 time names
@Priyanshu Guha Yes thank you.
Next: Google Car, Google House, Google Oxygen, Google Fork, Google Life, iGoogle, Google Google.
lol, so true. #googleaprilfools -_-
and then Google Gugol
Google Surveillance. A legally mandated camera in every room of your house, streaming directly to the homeowner and anyone who pays for access to the system, such as governments or advertisers.
google toilet 😂
google maniak
So that's where all London's rain is coming from, I am gonna start a business and building windmills to blow the clouds back to the netherlands
Gotta be strong on the border, make London sunny again.
Give us the clouds
It is so hot in Saudi Arabia that we adore the day where the weather is rainy and cloudy and with no sun at all
Good
XD
@@Ahmed-ss2pn اذا المطر جاء، إيجي بقوة. ولاكن مرتين في السنة فقط 🤣😭
The amount of effort put for this april fools joke is amazing they even got Prince William for this commercial 1:22
lol 🤣 he must have an audition for farmer role
wait, that's real prince?
lol and they had that goonies style music
who gives a fuck about prince william?
@@MrTheclevercat silence peasant
Now, Google is going to charge membership fees for rain.
me who gets happy and then realizes it's an April fools joke
It’s was released on mar 32 edit I’m stupid and it says mars 31
There is no March 32nd
@@fuzz1252 yo there never was march 32 thats imposibel
@@eronpalada well I’m stupid
Me too , these asses are unbearable
Please send some rains to here in India
Faheem Ahmadkhan bro it's an April fools video
Faheem Ahmadkhan Pls send some to central Australia too
Angus Kuroikage I'm not selling rain
ur right...😂
Gayan Dulantha Tu kahan se hai
Google: Call me the Latest Airbender
It really is one of the best places in the world.
I was in the Netherlands for 6.5 months back in 2019 and I fell in love with the place and its people.
I am planning to move to the Netherlands once I complete my Master's degree. I need to learn dutch by then.
Woah the production of this video is on a movie level
what else would you expect from Google?!
@@SlothG4ming just no.
@@SlothG4ming No
@@SlothG4ming no
@@SlothG4ming *no*
We did it guys!!
Now instead of 145 rainy days we only have 144 and a half!
YAAAYYYY...
And we only used millions of euros worth of power doing it!
Edit: /s. Thought that would be obvious.
@@user2C47 It's fake, just incase
@@nikhildixit5551 r/wooooosh
You missed the joke you dumbfuck
@@midnight_styx he said just in case
@@31oannamphong66 No he miss the joke
"Machine learning enables all of the windmills to collaborate"
haha
Already excited for this years April video
0:15
*''It rains 145 days a year.."*
*_Me living in Australia:"Be damn glad it does."_*
Well, when it rains (especially in summer) it pours down so hard that the water has no chance to sink into the ground. Instead it floods the streets and ends up in our sewer system, so yeah. Rain is only useful when it doesn't pour down with buckets at a time.
@@Ned-nw6ge Well now, that's a bit of an exaggeration
@@Ned-nw6ge That only happens because the city is not made to handle the rain.
That's a huge issue with loads of cities, rain isn't the issue, our "modern" cities are.
Thankfully architects and engineers are finally starting to end this industrial mentality of "we need a road now" and rather start implementing methods that consider the impact of said road/building/walkway.
It wouldn't be that bad if the 220 days left was sunny. 😁
@@Ned-nw6ge That is terrible. You talk like someone who needs to move. Come here, we accept all Real Europeans, and even others friendly earthlings, and I'm pretty sure we have lost few britishs for ever, so... there is also places for friendly aliens.
We have flash flood too, but here it's very local, so it doesn't happen that much often exactly where you are, and doesn't last long, so if you go in the restroom at this time you might not even notice it, as before and after it's sunny. 😁😂
Here are the GPS coordinates. Feel free to enter them in your car navigation or your space ship (Go 3rd planet from the Sun in the Milky way first. Sorry I can't do more, I don't have our Star system space coordinates. I'm sure you will be able to manage anyway, just tracking this message.)
43° 36' 38.768" N 3° 52' 36.178" E
PS : If you are not friendly aliens or not friendly anything, go there : 51° 30' 26.463" N 0° 7' 39.93" W 😁
"but the biggest downside is that it rains 145 days a year"
you mean upside?
Yeah lol, wrecking up the natural ecosystem.
@@ZhannArt by that i mean that rain is the best type of weather, which it is
@@Jeyeyeyey I used to say I love rainy days but after living here and biking at 8am rain pouring ain't fun anymore🕳️
In Arizona that is the second of rain
My country has 202 days of rain, but the upside is 26-35 celcius all year round🥳
as SOON as i saw this on my homepage, i clicked on it to see what date it was uploaded on
I love how this only showed up on the CZcams front page TODAY.
20/06/2021
Now eagerly waiting for next video "Google Day" .....which will restrict Sun from going away out of Netherland 😃😃😋
So funny
This comment isn’t
Cringe
they should do google security next. that should be funny. just imagine people would really think that security exist.
Nah, it's just a Google Death Star that destroys the fucking Sun
We use machine learning to transport a bunch of magnets around to slow down the time sun running away from us
Hey Google what's the weather today
Google home: it a thunderstorm at 19 degrees celcius but I'll Change it for a sunny day don't
lol
dude i love weathering with you
Getting this recommend 4 years later in June
i think this google channel is specially made for april fool jokes
Same
Same
420, nice
Consider this a like
Same
It's called google Netherlands...
Its weird for everyone got recommended this in same time...
Its not weird anymore. It litteraly always happens
So this is all just on our recommended four years later then.
That comes in handy, my Google Tulip was just asking for sun.
WTF?!
Self driving bicycle
Talking to plants
Shooing away clouds by tiny winds?!
What is this freaking Disneyland??!!
Ps: ik now that it's not true, but still the idea of such a prank😂...
April fools
Is all this true ?
Many are saying it's Google's April Fool prank ...
Please reply genuinely
@@realracerz3242 its a prank. Check the date
@@realracerz3242 honestly man it is real.....all these equipments are costly...it is not a prank cuz it is obvious that no one pranks u on April 1st
No sunil
Besides that, several countries carry out ritual summoning rain.
@『 YanaTriesToDOStuff 』 maybe in dry places, and in the past
@『 YanaTriesToDOStuff 』 mengdukun
This is so futuristic I’m amazed such stuff exists
it doesn't, it's fake
I miss these good old days
Nobody:
Google Netherlands Headquarters on April 1st:
It is my time to shine
*lego intensifies* It was uploaded on the 31st of march but yeah lmao
@@eeeesyywuwiz2836 wrong timezone then
@@voxalice2 I'm dutch so they probably knew more American people would watch I guess
@@eeeesyywuwiz2836 it's part of the joke. it's supposedly an ad for the ai windmills that will start on April 1. you don't release movie trailers the same day as the movie release.
Google, you really shouldn't do this sort of stuff, there are a lot of stupid people alive nowadays that they will actually believe this shit.
yes u are a big company so should we believe
IBradFrazer I like it. to think a company has humor. if you can't handle a joke, get off of the internet! it was obviously not real... no one can be THAT stupid!
You never know....
To keep people in their stupidity doesn't even ease the question. This way at least some of them starts using his brain or at least asks himself how could he be so dumb.
IBradFrazer yup people are that stupid... (seriously said)
It’s hard to believe how much effort they put in for april fools XD
"We use Google cloud platform to predict how cloud will behave"👌👌 that was epic
jongens, het is één grote 1 april grap....
het regent meer dan 145 dagen per jaar
Maar goed dat je het zegt ik wilde al een molen kopen
maar, als het een 1 april grap is, hoeft de hele wereld dat toch niet te weten?
mystery spider channel Dit is ook het kanaal van Google Nederland
Gerenzo HEEE JIJ OOK HIER HAAHA
oh ja, derp
I thought it was real until the person was like " you can decide where it rains"
Crystal Gemstone to be honest when I read this the video played the when and where part
Hilarious AF, i laughed my ass out when i saw your comment
yeah ikr
hindi
They should point the windmills down and make the world’s biggest drone.
Yeah ! Nice idea ❤️
Maybe it's a helicopter?🤔
I just checked the date and understood the video.
Seems Legit.
Sam i laughed harder than i should have at this comment xD
Ali Hassan Baig haha 😂😂
lmao
LOL.. if you see it from a more rational perspective of view you would think of HOW DA HELL ARE THEY GONNA INVEST SO MUCH MONEY ON ELECTRICITY AND WIND GENERATORS AROUND THE WHOLE BIG COUNTRY AND IT WOULD PROBABLY JUST WASTE ALOT OF MONEY JUST TO PREVENT RAIN.
The fact that they are saying it seriously makes it even better
I didnt expect armin to be here omggg
Sounds FANtastic
like every year's april fools of google have been put into the recommendation list😂
edit: Thanks for correcting,sorry not everyone is good at english..
They own youtube 😂
*put
Hello! :)
fucking April fools:) i thought it was real for a moment. why tf its showing in my recommendation now.
billionthoughts nobody noticed!!
billionthoughts true.. it is in the experiment stage....
but this video was uploaded on March 31, 2017
Also april fools is easter
Same!!! ugh.
I was not expecting Armin van
This feels like out of a movie
"we used google cloud platform to predict how clouds will behave", I died
So that's why it rains so much in Germany now. Thanks, Google.
CZcams recommending this to me after 4years
Wow, I think this was the first anticipated April's fool in history.
This is exactly what these windmills do here in the Netherlands.. They have a motor in them which powers their blades to produce wind and blow away the clouds!
Whoever tells you that the wind powers them to pump out water is completely wrong.
Google: *Google Wind will assure clear skies*
Climate change: *Am I a joke to you?*
No, don't you see that those windmills are all turned to the west. So it just moves the clouds a little bit (about 400 kms 😁), they don't disappear.
this is the dumbest comment i've seen this week
Now wait a second, April 1st..? That's barely the end of Winter, how amazing!
WOW THIS TECHNOLOGY IS MARVELOUS
My Ancestor: Netherland people are cruel, they take our land
Me now: Neat
what country do you live in for your ancestor to say that?
Hey are you from south east
haha ours too
Literally no one said that, like, ever
@@pedropedrohan102 Indonesia
Ok Google,did you make that wind yesterday in Netherlands?🤣
system might have been hacked :D
Imagine living in other timezone and not seeing date 1 of April under the video.
Wow. My love for google keeps increasing whenever they introduce something new
No wait... I hosted my all webs and APIs on those clouds.
Where did you send them?
🤣
Lame joke 😂
Somewhere more north than jupiter
@@humanunitneverkilled07 you're just so gay on so many levels
@@meghanachauhan9380 hahahah gae
@@meghanachauhan9380 and what? are you implying that being gay is bad? get yo homophobic ass outta here chief
I at the start actually thought this was gonna be something like use the rain instead of the wind by turning the mill upwards but then I started listening
That I was just a weeb
(I don't watch anime that's for the lolz)
mugi most derpy character ever
IVE SEEN THIS PROFILE PICTURE LIKE 100 TIMES WHY IS IT SO POPULAR
Pewdiepie, some shit happened
Also, I'm not a weeb
It looks like every April google Nederland makes a huge brake trough
"That is not how windmills wor--" Check date of upload. "Damn April fools."
That's not windmills USED to work...... :-P
Google be like:
Google: Introducing Google Toilet!
Genuinely hoping that Google finds this comment and notes down this idea.
I'm waiting for google gay
Google *water*
“Sun sun sun and more sun”
Well climate change
Haa you guys are amazing, no words🤐 to explain .
They should keep a playlist for April 1st.
What's next? Google Atom?
Google might make a ripoff of the text editor Atom.
hso dung Google Universe... Google Multiverse!!!!
Google Money
Please leave weather modification in control of the government thank you very much
SupaEMT134 This is a joke you know
you can control weather tho, like for real
not very good at jokes, are you?
zTEK Studios - I wasn't joking
Funky Com Lag Cat - stealing? *What **_exactly_** are they stealing?*
I'm legitimately curious. And I don't want a generic, tinfoil generalization that you Alex Jones ppl typically espouse
*It rains 145 days here.*
*My inner student grinning*
"Machine learning enables all the mills to collaborate" i see no problem in that sentence
So many people in the comments section didn't get the joke. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Americans don't have much sense of humour, and sarcasm is alien to them.
Introducing: NEW
Google toaster
And that's how you do geo- engineering.
when the windmils started spinning I immediately checked the date
LMAO
Could you imagine some sort of sci-fi, geoengineered world where it's just like "Yeah, Thursday is rain day. Every Thursday at 9am, they turn on the rain, so make sure you've got all you things that need to stay dry indoors by then." Like, just something as scheduled as trash pickup.
@@RealHankShill …How the hell is imagining unrealistic science fiction technology “””egotistical?””” Do you think that ALL forms of sci fi stories are egotistical? Do you think it’s “laughable” to even SUGGEST other unrealistic scenarios? When you hear stories of intergalactic colonization, do you laugh at how “egotistical” the author is? What is your problem? All I’m doing is suggesting a cool fictional concept, and you’re saying that just making that suggestion is laughable?
@@gaminggeckos4388 i didnt say that imagining it was egotistical. You lept to that conclusion because you lack in critical reading skills.
I said that it would be egotistical to think that such a system wouldnt fail.
I mean...dude. Read the literal words people write. Dont just make up your own shit and then say they said it. You can tell a lot about a person by the assumptions they make.
@@RealHankShill You said that it was laughable to even SUGGEST a scenario. Those were the words that you wrote. Deleting your reply so that other people can't see the garbage you wrote is a pretty terrible move, by the way.
Edit: Hey. Know what? You might have deleted your comment, but luckily for me, I found your comment so hilariously misguided that I saved a picture of it. So, I'll put up your comment, word for word, so that others can see what you said:
@Danny Lopez Nah, I more mean something like terraforming
@@gaminggeckos4388 Weird that my comment is now gone, but I literally said "it is egotistical to think that such a system wouldnt fail"
That is literally what I said. You read that, and in your own brain, you read it as something completely different and you still are doing it.
Your perception problems are your own to deal with, dont push them on other people.
I never said it was laughable to suggest the scenario, at all. You chose to read that because thats what you wanted me to be saying. Thats on you my friend.
is it just me or is this a spicy meemoo
Jimmy McJimface Dit is inderdaad een vochtige meem
Een danke natte mem
Not spicy at all, they could do better.
Nah, this is just a slightly toasted meme
Just you, corporations don't make spicy memes you fuck.
4 years passed, and many people still believe it was a joke.
Idk
🤣🤣 "we used Google cloud platform to know how clouds behave."
FINE. I'VE WATCHED IT NOW CZcams. GET IT OUT OF MY RECOMMENDATIONS NOW.
dat calculation tho lame
dat calculation tho can I dislike this
Een dag te vroeg.
Te vroeg? 1 april is het moment om te zeggen dat het juist een grap is...
Geweldig gemaakt
Georv et gad nee
Damien Green g
Damien Green h
I'm not sure if it's different in the Netherlands but here in the UK this was uploaded in the 31st of March, not April 1st sooooo
Imagine how chaotic would that be
Google Nederland: *invents Google Wind*
Google Philippines: _hold my beer_ coughs *"Google Snow"*
(like damn it's so hot here)
Is it bad that i was inside and while watching this i actually felt like i felt wind
I'm assuming you were near an airflow like an open window or a fan?
@@LoganT547 but i wasn't.
from Google Tulip to Google Wind, what a day
Ngl this would have been a great idea.
Yes, I am now waiting for the Google Shit.
Luck z and I'm waiting for iShi7
Supercool guy Gamer stupid
This was for April fools day
This guy must be a genius, from Google tulip to Google self driving cycles to this windmill, he's on all of the research team. Why is he not famous 😯🤣🤣
its fake
cuz it was uploaded on april fool's eve
He should be the CEO of Google, quite frankly
As a Dutchman I wonder how many foreigners thought this was real or plausible.
It reminds me of that one bit from Futurama;
"I bet those windmills will keep them cool."
"WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT!!"
You geniuses !!! Keep making this world a better place ... 😁👍