Why Are Coffee People So Pretentious?

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  • čas přidán 31. 07. 2023

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  • @TheDanggamers
    @TheDanggamers Před 7 měsíci +57155

    “Hey bro can I get a coffee?”
    “Yea sure gimme a minute.”
    *Starts doing fucking alchemy*

  • @CL-qo7cm
    @CL-qo7cm Před 7 měsíci +14152

    Coffee makers vs car guys vs tactical guys fighting over who can spend the most money on their hobby:

    • @hgr.7857
      @hgr.7857 Před 7 měsíci +180

      I differentiate between EDC guy and full-on Tactical guy, and yeah... Tactical guy is an intolerable tool (and worried/scared)

    • @ThatPoinkySploinky
      @ThatPoinkySploinky Před 7 měsíci +286

      Guitarists:

    • @SirHumano97
      @SirHumano97 Před 7 měsíci +384

      Cyclists, RC car racers, PC gamers... every hobby is expensive.

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im Před 7 měsíci +240

      Can’t forget Warhammer

    • @THE_MOONMAN
      @THE_MOONMAN Před 7 měsíci +92

      ​@@hgr.7857sounds like you're a tactical guy and just separating a niche as copium. Ngl lol

  • @NorthzYT
    @NorthzYT Před 4 měsíci +483

    The pretentious aspect comes from those who thinks that the 27 steps is the only way to enjoy coffee and that you do not deserve to claim that you love coffee otherwise.
    Edit: And even if you do 27 steps, it might not be THEIR 27 steps so you're doing it wrong still.

    • @tookatuktuk
      @tookatuktuk Před 15 dny +3

      exactly!

    • @Cheeseburger33333
      @Cheeseburger33333 Před 13 dny +9

      The thing is, if you go to any coffee related community and act pretentious about how one coffee is better than another, you will get immediately flooded with dislikes and people telling you that people can enjoy things however they like. I think pretending that these communities are super pretentious is stupid and only comes from seeing people with expensive complex machines and techniques and ASSUMING that they think they are better for making coffee that way.

    • @Sentient_Blob
      @Sentient_Blob Před 11 dny +4

      How many people have you seen actually act like this? Is this a serious problem in the coffee community, or did you just read a couple annoying comments that got downvoted or ratioed?

    • @Araanor
      @Araanor Před 10 dny +2

      These types of people give the community a bad name and it’s quite annoying. Whatever method you like wether it be that high end specialty coffee in Colombia with the 39 steps puck prep, or if it be an instant coffee with milk and sugar, the important part is that you enjoy yourself.

    • @scappley1735
      @scappley1735 Před 7 dny +2

      You see those actors in every community, from art to e-sports. Elitism isn't limited to coffee.

  • @Doomzdayxx
    @Doomzdayxx Před 5 měsíci +136

    Finding the perfect coffee can be a journey, and you might never find it.
    There's a story about Tom Petty (yes the musician) going in to a diner, and he ordered a coffee. once he started drinking it, he realized that it's the best coffee that he's ever had. He HAD to know how they made it.
    So he politely asked if he could go back in the kitchen and see exactly how they made it. They showed him an old commercial stainless steel Bunn coffee machine from the 1960's. They showed him that they used a precise amount of coffee and water for each pot. What was the coffee they used? It was none other than just plain ole Maxwell House, in the blue can.
    Petty immediately got on to ebay and ordered multiple of this exact coffee machine model, Maxwell house and the exact measuring spoons they used.
    That was HIS perfect coffee. If you find YOUR perfect coffee, that's all that matters, and it might be more simple than you think.

    • @ScarletRoseLayoska
      @ScarletRoseLayoska Před 4 měsíci +6

      It's true. Some of us have sensitive taste buds and not just any coffee will suffice. It's why I'm not just drinking coffee like water, I actually need to taste and enjoy what I make.

    • @MACTEP_CHOB
      @MACTEP_CHOB Před 15 dny +1

      That`s some story !

    • @roboticrebel4092
      @roboticrebel4092 Před 2 dny

      Ive had perfect coffee once. They discontinued it right after i bought my first pack.

    • @Doomzdayxx
      @Doomzdayxx Před 2 dny

      @@roboticrebel4092 What shitty luck!

  • @LillianeErlin
    @LillianeErlin Před 6 měsíci +7311

    "Jessie. we have to make coffee, Jessie"

    • @andrewclark293
      @andrewclark293 Před 6 měsíci +203

      Waltuh. Put your siphon away, Waltuh. I'm not brewing coffee with you right now.

    • @Freedom-rc6ww
      @Freedom-rc6ww Před 6 měsíci +13

      I'm still waiting for friends like this... I would Stay over during the Week and Go Home on the Weekend... Maybe..

    • @StudentofOogway
      @StudentofOogway Před 6 měsíci +60

      94.9% Pure Coffee. 🗿

    • @zeta-9_agent
      @zeta-9_agent Před 6 měsíci +5

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @markozvekic2448
      @markozvekic2448 Před 6 měsíci +17

      That was a plot at one point bahahahaha

  • @superaviation001
    @superaviation001 Před 7 měsíci +9556

    “Ahhh time for my morning coffee”
    *whips out a whole meth lab*

  • @mikukumiku
    @mikukumiku Před 4 měsíci +171

    A friend of mine (F) shared a story with me of one of their coffee enthusiast colleagues (M) visiting their home. When she offered him some coffee, he politely declined, saying "he came prepared" and proceeded to whip out his tools from a hand bag he was carrying with him.
    My friend wasn't really offended, but it is really off-putting to see someone decline coffee just because "they prefer the stuff they make". It's not so much being pretentious than it is "reading the room" and knowing when certain behaviors or comments are appropriate. And that goes for anyone who's very passionate about their hobbies.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Před 2 měsíci +43

      it's funny, because I fully believe there's a much better way for him to have played that exact same situation. To say "oh actually, will you let me show you this way? It's really cool and I'm excited to share it"

    • @mikasasukasa4479
      @mikasasukasa4479 Před 2 měsíci +22

      ​@@Romanticoutlawyeah i agree. he couldve also said, "hey would it be alright if got you on that next coffee cup? id really appreciate if you let me share my passion with ya."

    • @timecode37
      @timecode37 Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@mikasasukasa4479 that last sentence is way too smooth and romantic lmao

    • @Scarshadow666
      @Scarshadow666 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Definitely agree! Personally I think the only time when niceties would need to be put aside is if it's less out of pretensiousness and more out of someone's personal health reasons (like if someone turned down regular glutenous bread because they have Celiac disease or they're gluten-sensitive, or they bring fancy fake coffee/mushroom coffee because their anxiety/heart rate would go through the roof). I'm not saying people haven't used their personal health issues to flex pretentiousness (or some sort of moral superiority), but things get complicated once personal health reasons come into play.

    • @seignee
      @seignee Před měsícem +5

      ​@@timecode37"id really appreciate if you let me share my passion with ya." *leans in for a kiss*

  • @memers066
    @memers066 Před 20 dny +15

    I just crocheted a blanket. It took forever, I spent well over $100 on materials, and it's not perfect. But it was fun (and a little frustrating) to make. It wasn't just about the blanket, a lot of the joy comes from the actual crocheting.

  • @stitchfinger7678
    @stitchfinger7678 Před 9 měsíci +28281

    This is the most pretentious possible defense to being called pretentious.

    • @pkenyan1705
      @pkenyan1705 Před 9 měsíci +1241

      Couldn’t agree more

    • @Faint366
      @Faint366 Před 9 měsíci +1625

      Right. Even trying to point to video games. We all know there are normal gamers and then there are pretentious gamers. You can do a hobby without making it pretentious.

    • @kingcam0775
      @kingcam0775 Před 9 měsíci +1896

      @@Faint366 Which is his point. How can you call this pretentious and completely miss the point. He enjoys doing it this way. As long as he's not judging you and your coffee then it's not pretentious.

    • @Faint366
      @Faint366 Před 9 měsíci

      @@kingcam0775 I’m explaining why people are calling coffee snobs pretentious. It’s not just because they spend money on themselves, it’s because they go out and tell everyone else “you’re doing it wrong” for wanting normal coffee. Can you fucking read?

    • @glyph__
      @glyph__ Před 9 měsíci +646

      ​@@kingcam0775that isnt his point. Hes saying that people that are calling it pretentious are missing the point, when in reality, people shaming others due to "inadequate" brewing styles is as pretentious as it gets, and that happens all the time. This guy might have a hobby, but that doesnt mean that so many others only see it as a way to brag about their wealth and flaunt their fanciness

  • @morgeenee811
    @morgeenee811 Před 6 měsíci +2081

    Boss: "why were you late?"
    Him: " *the particle accelerator was off by 0.2 degrees* "

    • @unreal9665
      @unreal9665 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Lmao

    • @samuelbell
      @samuelbell Před 5 měsíci +11

      "And?" I" had to turn on my pocket blackhole and Dyson sphere, so I could run all of my machines (30 hours of naming machines) and my machine that atomizes the coffee and shoots it at just the right angle to make the coffee taste like the most perfect thing ever." "I just want to go home, you're fine, I won't put this on you record *weak crying*"

    • @qasimmir7117
      @qasimmir7117 Před 17 dny

      Him: Why are you always on time?
      Boss: Because had tea instead.🫖

  • @ChangelingLumin
    @ChangelingLumin Před 2 měsíci +4

    Stop sniffing your own farts. It's just coffee.

  • @8L0ND1E_WOLF
    @8L0ND1E_WOLF Před 4 měsíci +22

    that lil Bunsen burner for the coffee pot is just the cutest thang

    • @elayned6147
      @elayned6147 Před měsícem

      Yeah, it is. Almost makes you forget about the coffee. ☕️

  • @turboluck1023
    @turboluck1023 Před 6 měsíci +2475

    "Yo wanna cup"
    "Sure dude"
    "Aight lemme get my lightning rod"

    • @Peanutsgrowintheground
      @Peanutsgrowintheground Před 6 měsíci +11

      that one sucked, rethink that one. lightning rod makes no sense in this. not to mention that you messed up the first line, needs comma and theres no explanation of “cup.” cup of coffee is better, not just “cup.”

    • @turboluck1023
      @turboluck1023 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Peanutsgrowintheground please remove yourself from the gene pool.

    • @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy
      @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy Před 6 měsíci +6

      We place the lightning rod below an unrosted cup of bean. We then open the operator hand book and cast “lightning bolt”. Now that the beans are roasted we can now begin grounding them

    • @tripl9
      @tripl9 Před 6 měsíci +11

      ​@@Peanutsgrowinthegroundstop thinking

    • @Peanutsgrowintheground
      @Peanutsgrowintheground Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@tripl9 yesss because a joke that doesn’t make sense, not even in a satirical sense is obviously a good one

  • @O.T.Trekkmann
    @O.T.Trekkmann Před 6 měsíci +4015

    "yo you got coffee"
    "damn bro I'm sorry the particle accelerators broken"

    • @eduardovaldez4416
      @eduardovaldez4416 Před 5 měsíci +17

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dont5397
      @dont5397 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Nah this was funny 😂😂😂

    • @pakuma3
      @pakuma3 Před 5 měsíci +30

      Well, just use your flux capacitor back there

    • @Ismail-Yahya
      @Ismail-Yahya Před 5 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @Tefezilla
      @Tefezilla Před 4 měsíci +1

      I will give you money when you fix this damn coffee machine broken at 99%

  • @klazzera
    @klazzera Před 4 měsíci +49

    your arguments are totally understandable, I'm just against the enthusiasts that try to justify the hassle by making themselves believe the result is proportionally superior as the fancy effort they put.

  • @WoolfJ35
    @WoolfJ35 Před 3 měsíci +7

    If your house gets raided with these machines, you're going to have to explain how you're not running a drug lab lol

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips Před 6 měsíci +3905

    "man i want some coffee"
    *takes out various scientific equipments to make the cure for cancer💀

    • @BurntFossil
      @BurntFossil Před 6 měsíci +12

      We already have that, take Australian Sandalwood essential oil 5 drops 3 times a day along with Dragons Blood 30 drops 3 times a day. Results in 1 month or less.
      If on Chemo, instead take Cinnamomum Zeylanicum bark essential oil diluted 1:4 with extra virgin olive oil 3 times a day. Take 30 drops as a dose of that blend or 6 drops of cinnamon bark oil on a teaspoon with olive oil. Cinnamon bark oil inhibits angiogenesis and metastasis and induces apoptosis to thanks to (E)-cinnamaldehyde. Similar can be achieved with oregano oil thanks to its phenol called carvacrol. You should find cinnammon bark oil with 70% of (E)-cinnamaldehyde at least.

    • @gigachad5426
      @gigachad5426 Před 6 měsíci +20

      @@BurntFossilyou serious?

    • @Elatzy
      @Elatzy Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@gigachad5426 now it is on us to spread the word I guess.

    • @jantendo6809
      @jantendo6809 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Gay

    • @KiyoshiroClips
      @KiyoshiroClips Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@BurntFossil i pray that you don't get hunted by the government for this valuable information

  • @Slash_to_your_heart
    @Slash_to_your_heart Před 6 měsíci +2010

    "I swear this is just my coffee setup, mr officer!"

    • @Loading-lg6hs
      @Loading-lg6hs Před 6 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂

    • @ayoitwasmedio9504
      @ayoitwasmedio9504 Před 6 měsíci +4

      😂

    • @tobymarol7329
      @tobymarol7329 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Well, I once did had a search party over because of some other dude with the exact same name as me. Yup - the siphon was on the counter, next to various grinders and implements... fun times

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec Před 2 měsíci

      "NIBBAH thats a fugin buttplug!" 👮‍♂️

    • @chiensyang
      @chiensyang Před 14 dny

      Me as the police officer: _Sure. Whatever you said. Mr. White._

  • @LaSarthe963
    @LaSarthe963 Před 4 měsíci +9

    "coffee is just a comodity" you proved them right

  • @randomguy8107
    @randomguy8107 Před 15 dny +4

    « Coffee is a hobby just like golf is »
    Sir, you’re aggravating your case here

  • @coachacola3755
    @coachacola3755 Před 6 měsíci +1950

    “Oh look, I’m finally done making the coffee!”
    *It’s 5 PM*

    • @UndisclosedAcc
      @UndisclosedAcc Před 6 měsíci +9

      Filipinos: "Seems normal for me."

    • @ethanethanethawhipwhorp
      @ethanethanethawhipwhorp Před 6 měsíci

      @@UndisclosedAccfilipinos suck fr fr

    • @HaventSleptIn30Years
      @HaventSleptIn30Years Před 6 měsíci +6

      ​@@UndisclosedAccwhen tf did we start making coffee at 5 pm

    • @gab7536
      @gab7536 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@HaventSleptIn30Yearsits normal to me atleast on school days bcs i need to wake up at 5:00AM

    • @lemon4893
      @lemon4893 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@HaventSleptIn30Yearsever since college

  • @FB0102
    @FB0102 Před 7 měsíci +4727

    It's not pretentious if you are honest that you do it for the fun of it. It's pretentious when others claim doing the 20 steps makes it somehow superior.

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 Před 7 měsíci +277

      I mean, it's gonna taste better, usually. Same as homemade ramen is gonna taste better than Cup o Noodle. It wouldn't be a hobby if there wasn't a difference. Just don't judge people who aren't into coffee for drinking generic brand bulk coffee

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 Před 7 měsíci +98

      @@cryterion7770 and I said in the very first sentence of my comment that it'll Usually taste better. Usually is not always. Sometimes home cooking tastes bad, sometimes home brewing tastes bad too. But usually it tastes good

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 Před 7 měsíci +67

      @@cryterion7770 okay, and I say it makes a difference. Obviously, the machines would not exist if there was not a difference. I don't go out and buy a 400 dollar airbrush just because I want to spend money, I do it because it makes my painting easier and better looking. He buys an aeropress to make the coffee taste different. And sometimes it doesn't go well. Sometimes you pick the wrong coffee and it tastes worse or the same. A hobby is all about experimentation and honing your craft. He says as much when he points out that it feels like a science experiment. Experiments have results, some good, some bad, some neutral.

    • @joshuatk59
      @joshuatk59 Před 7 měsíci +42

      @@cryterion7770 but part of the fun IS enjoying the taste. A bit like baking a nice cake, the fun part is eating it… Doesn’t always go 100% right, but when it does, damn. 😅

    • @t-eehee7057
      @t-eehee7057 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Nobody does that 😂

  • @novelreader1834
    @novelreader1834 Před 4 měsíci +28

    I had read some the comments in the thread, and I have to say this. Majority of these comments are quick to get aggressive, whether pro-coffee or the contrarian.
    As someone who have never really care about coffee, I just find these kinds of videos are cool. Like those bartender gimmicks and PC building videos.
    For some comments from pro-coffee, some are giving (imo) quite a solid advice, but gets a little aggressive when other gets dismissive or confrontational.
    As for some that "oooo, coffee maker are so condescending, ooo" I get it, and I can see them even in this comment section. But imo it's just unfortunately that you are probably interacting with people that rub the wrong way against you. It's not just coffee enthusiasts, PC enthusiasts, game enthusiasts, car collectors, hell even some stamp collecters (personal experience).
    Personally, it's not the group's fault, just some individuals with too little tack in sharing their hobbies (giving benefits of doubt)

    • @Ash_Wen-li
      @Ash_Wen-li Před 3 měsíci +6

      Personally I usually see more comments making fun of people for having the hobby and feeling superior for using instant or drop coffee over espresso

    • @tankmchavocproductions6907
      @tankmchavocproductions6907 Před 4 dny

      Finally a rational thinker

  • @Anonymous-ju9bg
    @Anonymous-ju9bg Před 8 dny +2

    “We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing”

  • @limjahey6628
    @limjahey6628 Před 7 měsíci +1567

    "You need a hobby like mine, Bubs"
    "Hobby? What's your hobby, Ray?"
    "Drinkin"

    • @woosaaa3486
      @woosaaa3486 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Makes me think of someone who's got a bathtub still hidden out back

    • @brancracker
      @brancracker Před 7 měsíci +12

      Way of the road boys

    • @outdoor044
      @outdoor044 Před 7 měsíci +9

      That's the way she goes.

    • @personpeople6262
      @personpeople6262 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I wish I could get a taste of his coffee, that looks amazing. The smoothness of the coffee as it’s poured into the mug/cup. The glint of light and clearness almost the color of brown sea glass.

    • @SnipersRegime
      @SnipersRegime Před 7 měsíci +1

      You did not defend your case💀

  • @chasemishio1781
    @chasemishio1781 Před 10 měsíci +20608

    I think the main problem that people have is that so many people nowadays who do this type of stuff treat others as less than because they don't spend thousands of dollars on their means of making coffee. Same goes for other hobbies too. As long as you're not being a snob about it, I see no problem with it

    • @brendanbudniak2261
      @brendanbudniak2261 Před 10 měsíci +52

      Meh

    • @rw5622
      @rw5622 Před 10 měsíci +705

      Well i think the issue is justifying an expensive hobby. Some hobbies are just fun in of itself but brewing coffee with 40 extra steps and lying to yourself that it somehow tastes better seems disingenuous and thats where the pretentious accussations come in. Spending extra time and money for a worse cup of coffee? Thats the height or luxury and waste.

    • @Croptopkin
      @Croptopkin Před 10 měsíci +510

      ​@@rw5622This reeks of insecurity. What use do your hobbies have? How would you know if this coffee is better or worse than anything you have had? It's rather embarrassing to be so close minded.

    • @adamstrong98
      @adamstrong98 Před 10 měsíci +378

      ​@@Croptopkinrealistically there's only so much you can do to alter the flavour of a bean beyond doing things directly to it.
      This video for example it probably doesn't taste different to just using a proper filter or a good cafetiere since at the end of the day the process you're using is boiling.
      The thing in this video is just using something akin to reflux to make the process look impressive, but the process is exactly the same of boiling water

    • @shadow9458
      @shadow9458 Před 10 měsíci +319

      Same can be the same regardless of hobby. “Oh you play console? Well you should play PC!”
      “Oh you like movies? Well you should read books!” “Oh you like this? Well you ahould this that”
      Regardless of what it is people will always bitch

  • @Thepreppysunsetonabeach
    @Thepreppysunsetonabeach Před 18 dny +1

    Blud is literally describing 10 year old Sephora kids’ skincare routine.

  • @BeastKing00
    @BeastKing00 Před 4 měsíci +6

    If you've never tried roasting your own arabica beans, it is well worth the process and getting to know how it effects the flavor. It's a little time-consuming for most folks, but I say give it a go when you have the spare time at least once. There's a special kind of charm and personal touch to it.

  • @And-So-On
    @And-So-On Před 6 měsíci +1152

    "-Jesse, we need to cook"
    "-What? Fukin' coffee?"
    "-You're goddamn right."

    • @paigeluvzu.
      @paigeluvzu. Před 6 měsíci

      omg 💀

    • @Havox-
      @Havox- Před 6 měsíci +5

      "Where's all the grounded coffee beans!"- "I brewed them for ted!"

  • @MrRoberto167
    @MrRoberto167 Před 10 měsíci +7311

    "I like to have my coffee at 6 AM"
    *proceeds to set alarm to 3:45 AM*

    • @luvsiix_
      @luvsiix_ Před 10 měsíci +89

      I think doing this stuff would be fun, but my morning coffee would definitely be from the everyday instant coffee machine. I would get some crazy shit like this out if I knew it was a slow and boring day

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. Před 10 měsíci +20

      I try get up at 4:30 and out of my house by 5:00 when I have the morning shift at work. I don't really like instant coffee but I don't have time for anything else. Sometimes I literally have 5 min cause I am not great at getting up early enough and I barely have time to make myself instant coffee. I love good coffee but I don't have time for anything else and I need coffee to function in the morning

    • @daisychain5894
      @daisychain5894 Před 10 měsíci +9

      As someone who usually only drinks instant coffee your comment made me literally lol 🤣

    • @ryansmurda1552
      @ryansmurda1552 Před 10 měsíci +2

      😂

    • @januskhazar237
      @januskhazar237 Před 10 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @yaboy4993
    @yaboy4993 Před 4 měsíci +4

    "Coffee people" 💀💀💀

  • @the.one.who.doesnt.knock.
    @the.one.who.doesnt.knock. Před 4 měsíci +2

    "we aren't pretentious, we're just annoying"

  • @kristineh1601
    @kristineh1601 Před 7 měsíci +4433

    People don’t accuse coffee enthusiasts about being pretentious because they enjoy making it, it’s because 99% they are insufferable about their tastes and look down on others for drinking affordable coffee.

    • @unsolicitedditkapics9722
      @unsolicitedditkapics9722 Před 7 měsíci +486

      "instant coffee? OHH MY GAWD I COULD NEVER DRINK THAT!"
      Cool try this battery acid and give me your thought

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 Před 7 měsíci +32

      ​Isn't there like a type of coffee where making (or buying) instant coffee is literally part of the process? I'm pretty sure I something about that.

    • @thoughtsintowords
      @thoughtsintowords Před 7 měsíci +26

      I love coffee but also don't care what coffee other people drink. It's something I love and that doesn't have to be the same for everyone. If it tastes good to you and you like it, that's all that matters. All the baristas I've met have been the most down to earth kind people.

    • @dsans6578
      @dsans6578 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@unsolicitedditkapics9722your just as annoying as all the others

    • @dsans6578
      @dsans6578 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@unsolicitedditkapics9722 i hope your parentless and is destined to be a orphan

  • @cheesecake3306
    @cheesecake3306 Před 6 měsíci +3018

    This guy really said "Real coffee is the memories we made along the way"

  • @TheOneMastodon
    @TheOneMastodon Před 4 měsíci +10

    No, it is pretentiousness. In fact, it's super-pretentious to even begin to think that it's NOT pretentious, at this point. LOL

  • @BrianHayden-ee7pg
    @BrianHayden-ee7pg Před 5 měsíci +5

    The Walter White of coffee

  • @MyUnquenchableThirst
    @MyUnquenchableThirst Před 7 měsíci +2135

    I stopped making fun of other peoples hobbies when i realized how much ive spent on board games

    • @unsolicitedditkapics9722
      @unsolicitedditkapics9722 Před 7 měsíci +45

      I have never had a board game give me the shits so...

    • @VashS.
      @VashS. Před 7 měsíci +25

      I dont wanna know what i spent on bjj and muay thai gear.

    • @arabscamel1034
      @arabscamel1034 Před 7 měsíci +58

      I'm a chef so my hobby is kitchen things. I'm pretty sure my knives alone are about 30k. That was the point I realized that I have no room to talk, lol.

    • @daveyjones8969
      @daveyjones8969 Před 7 měsíci +8

      Board games are a better than this coffee nonsense.

    • @Mare0912
      @Mare0912 Před 7 měsíci +30

      ​@@daveyjones8969 mimimi

  • @Melker_A
    @Melker_A Před 10 měsíci +3717

    Pretentiousness isn’t about being nerdy or geeky about a subject, it’s about imposing and judging your idea of the “right way to do something” onto others. The reason many feel that coffee nerds are pretentious is because they have been judged by them. If there isn’t any judgement I think people wouldn’t really care.

    • @buyerenogurlfwendo2106
      @buyerenogurlfwendo2106 Před 10 měsíci +174

      You’re 100% on the money. It’s ok to be nerdy/geeky about coffee. But when it has to be this way or you think less of someone then it’s a problem.
      I don’t care much about coffee but I know there’s different roasts and how they affect caffeine levels (light are more caffeinated and dark cook more out). Also the coffee beans have different profiles and all that.
      There’s some people who like it distinctly black but also want their beans a certain way. And that’s fine but at the same time if that person is going to judge me because I add milk and sugar then they’re pretentious.

    • @ellbent
      @ellbent Před 10 měsíci +64

      As (once) an alcoholic, I feel like coffee experimenting and brewing as a hobby is just the same as alcoholic mixology but safer. At least it’s not much detrimental to the health compared (stunned height and anxiety vs… everything your brain and muscles do but kinda poisoned)
      But at the same time, fuck off… “yOuR iRiSh cOfFeE iS oNlY tHreE iNgRedIeNts?”
      Me, using red wine sometimes in my coffee, the most wrong alcohol for it and might as well be called French coffee: “Yes.”

    • @danielblyth2841
      @danielblyth2841 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Pretentious has more meaning than that

    • @danielblyth2841
      @danielblyth2841 Před 10 měsíci +5

      People who go coachella fall under the pretentious spectrum too

    • @jesuschrist9597
      @jesuschrist9597 Před 10 měsíci +1

      it’s just a different way or saying you’re addicted to something. i could say the same about some who likes to smoke crack

  • @avalsirithanawat1772
    @avalsirithanawat1772 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That ain’t even a high school chemistry lab, that’s a PHD

  • @Ad-im1ne
    @Ad-im1ne Před 22 hodinami

    starts pouring it all into a gigantic cup

  • @billybill4268
    @billybill4268 Před 9 měsíci +1580

    "Jesse, we need to brew, Jesse" - Heisenbrew

    • @cheeseburger1110
      @cheeseburger1110 Před 9 měsíci +56

      99.1% Pure espresso

    • @amsbeats841
      @amsbeats841 Před 9 měsíci +5

      JESSER

    • @cronialpaler
      @cronialpaler Před 9 měsíci +38

      "See in my opinion, it's all about the Quinic acid level. You want just the north 4800 milligrams per liter... but if you over-boil to get there, you'll leach their tannins.
      Bitterness, yuck.
      So pull a mild vacuum... That way, I can keep the temperature no higher than 92°C and... Judge for yourself."
      -Gale Boetticher

    • @Wall207Slow
      @Wall207Slow Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@cronialpalerwhy are we making meth?

    • @iToxicMochi
      @iToxicMochi Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@cronialpaler Breaking Bad if Walter didn't have Gale killed.

  • @jb76489
    @jb76489 Před 8 měsíci +4576

    Coffee enthusiast: *is accused of being pretentious*
    Coffee enthusiast: *responds by being pretentious*

    • @jimit.4220
      @jimit.4220 Před 8 měsíci +192

      How? Pretentiousness is thinking you're superior to others in the way you do something compared to how other people do it.

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 Před 8 měsíci +138

      @@jimit.4220 congratulations you have identified what homeboy did in the video

    • @jimit.4220
      @jimit.4220 Před 8 měsíci +299

      @@jb76489 how did he do that exactly? Because I don't see it. He's not saying he's superior in any way, he's just saying he's a geek about the stuff.

    • @aesieaiyahcloe
      @aesieaiyahcloe Před 8 měsíci +39

      If he didn't mention the thing about being pretentious. This would come out as someone who loves brewing coffee and not overly defensive.

    • @snickerdoooodle
      @snickerdoooodle Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@jb76489ok, now quote the part where he insisted that he was superior to others

  • @AbandonedRaven
    @AbandonedRaven Před 2 měsíci +2

    I think it’s cool to be a bit nerdy/overly into the detail and craftsmanship of certain things. Like how some guys like watches or train sets, and other things along that same line. I got my first cheap watch and had to fix something on it recently, and taking time to make the adjustments while trying to be careful as possible was rather fun. Even though I wouldn’t consider myself a watch snob at all, I instantly understood after that hour of working, and had that feeling of “Oh, this is why people love this.” Same thing like how people are really into wine, hand crafted figurines/vases, bonsai trees, or even super specific things like carved wooden spoons. I think the people that scoff at such hobbies just want everything done quick, which is understandable on a tight schedule. However, it’s nice to slow down sometimes.

  • @justauser1629
    @justauser1629 Před 6 dny

    “yo how do I make good coffee”
    “gotchu bro so first you’re gonna want to split an atom”

  • @markysharky03
    @markysharky03 Před 10 měsíci +3373

    Bro makes his coffee in a gravity bong 💀

    • @alexatatlantis6391
      @alexatatlantis6391 Před 10 měsíci +42

      Bro that's what I thought it was lmaoo

    • @Sevren_
      @Sevren_ Před 10 měsíci +5

      😂😂

    • @SordidusFellatio
      @SordidusFellatio Před 10 měsíci +21

      You know someone is a literal child when they start off their sentence with a “bro” and ended it with an emoji, since you kid still lack the basic vocabulary knowledge to construct a basic sentence. It used to be in a dialogue format back then, now you kids have evolved to communicate through memes.

    • @Schplort
      @Schplort Před 10 měsíci +255

      ​@@SordidusFellatioBro 💀

    • @leigonveteran113
      @leigonveteran113 Před 10 měsíci

      @@SordidusFellatio🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @ayoitwasmedio9504
    @ayoitwasmedio9504 Před 6 měsíci +1025

    "officer i swear to god im not making cocaine"

  • @sonicuzumaki
    @sonicuzumaki Před 4 měsíci +14

    Bro really compared playing video games to drinking coffee 💀

    • @oliviasengkey7703
      @oliviasengkey7703 Před 3 měsíci +2

      When he said video games it was very general, I think he meant high end PC gamers.
      Some PC gamers basically buy all the highest ends for every part of their builds. Like, the expensive watercooling, highest end graphic card, and rgb lights everywhere. The cost can rack up a lot like, like $ 3000-$5000 upwards. Plus pre ordering many AAA, AA games which cost a lot as well. Upgrading to the newest components every few years are also expensive. All that for the highest graphics and frame rates possible.
      In that sense, no much different that this guy being a high end coffee enthusiast no? In terms of their spending.

    • @castlewhite1577
      @castlewhite1577 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@oliviasengkey7703No. Video games are an entertainment product, coffee is your 5 minute morning routine. The regular dude on the street can easily see why people spend top dollar for their favorite games, movies, or any other product designed to entertain you. Having coffee as a hobby when all it does is create something that the average person would find little to no difference compared to instant coffee is not a worthwhile hobby.

    • @oliviasengkey7703
      @oliviasengkey7703 Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@castlewhite1577 In the end, it's a hobby, no? Whether you think it's worthwhile, or not, it's not up to us, it's for the people who are in the hobby. Many regular people don't spend top dollar for entertainment, and balked at people who do. In the end, the reason don't matter to people who are not in the hobby and don't understand the purpose. Many hobby in the end cost a lot, if you want to dive deep enough. Are they worthwhile? Who knows. Comparing it objectively won't be reasonable in the first place, because in the end, it's subjective. What's worthwhile to you, won't be for others and vice versa. People often forget that.

  • @navieats3955
    @navieats3955 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro got that Walter White coffe set up

  • @kelqka
    @kelqka Před 10 měsíci +641

    It's not about the coffee, it's about me roleplaying a mad alchemist making a super-soldier potion.

    • @glassy_rose
      @glassy_rose Před 10 měsíci +53

      My thoughts exactly. This isn't coffee anymore, you're brewing a full on potion. You better have an incantation ready for when it starts bubbling.

    • @faith9505
      @faith9505 Před 9 měsíci

      Use It or Lose It
      But you, dear friends, must build each other up in your most holy faith, pray in the power of the Holy Spirit, and await the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ, who will bring you eternal life. In this way, you will keep yourselves safe in God’s love.
      -Jude 1:20-21-
      Some of us treat our faith like a fragile egg. But faith isn’t fragile. Faith is given to us to use, to stretch, to flex, and to develop. And the more we use our faith, the more faith we will have.
      On the other hand, if we neglect our faith, it will atrophy. In other words, use it or lose it. Faith is like a muscle. The more we use it, the stronger it becomes.
      The Bible says this about faith: “But you, dear friends, must build each other up in your most holy faith, pray in the power of the Holy Spirit, and await the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ, who will bring you eternal life”
      (Jude 1:20-21)
      Notice the emphasis is on faith doing things. Faith is praying, faith is staying, and faith is keeping. Faith is active.
      God has given us this faith to use, but we don’t use it. Our faith is all show and no go.
      World changers have an active, not a passive, faith.

    • @elijahaitaok8624
      @elijahaitaok8624 Před 9 měsíci +30

      If your mugs dont have transmutation circles for coffee then dont @ me

    • @mikewin7056
      @mikewin7056 Před 9 měsíci +11

      Pretentious is when you own cool things and use them, got it 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @mmyr8ado.360
      @mmyr8ado.360 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I'd like to think that people who mixes different types of herbal tea have the same feeling as well.

  • @Shinydrybones
    @Shinydrybones Před 8 měsíci +2347

    I'm not an alcoholic. I simply view alcoholic beverages as a hobby rather than a commodity like most people.

    • @gandoff7840
      @gandoff7840 Před 7 měsíci +60

      It's all about the experience.

    • @quadropillar2497
      @quadropillar2497 Před 7 měsíci +52

      Have you ever heard of expensive cocktail bars...?

    • @gordonbradbury4130
      @gordonbradbury4130 Před 7 měsíci

      @@gandoff7840 I love getting shit faced

    • @nikolaytekuchev136
      @nikolaytekuchev136 Před 7 měsíci +24

      You know, you might just like the stuff you drink or be a connoisseur. Nothing to do with alcoholism. Getting occasionally wasted on a party isn't alcoholism either. Trust me, I know. Tell me you know nothing about alcoholism without telling me you know nothing about alcoholism.

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 Před 7 měsíci +40

      I feel like the type of guys who write “tasting notes” as they sip their extremely expensive single-malt whisky are probably a lot less likely to have a drinking problem than the guys drinking stuff like cheap vodka

  • @RhgCug
    @RhgCug Před 25 dny

    "Walter, we need to cook legal narcotics."

  • @159tony
    @159tony Před 2 měsíci

    Bro pulled out his alchemy set

  • @ThatPoinkySploinky
    @ThatPoinkySploinky Před 7 měsíci +1554

    there was an entire breaking bad subplot about a dude this pretentious about his coffee and it ended with him fucking dying

    • @GangstaFred_528-CASH
      @GangstaFred_528-CASH Před 7 měsíci +29

      LMFAO

    • @GangstaFred_528-CASH
      @GangstaFred_528-CASH Před 7 měsíci +13

      LMFAO

    • @erikdahl6861
      @erikdahl6861 Před 7 měsíci +57

      That was funny enough to make me genuinely laugh but the more I look at that comment the more upsetting it gets

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars Před 7 měsíci +2

      Good.

    • @notanerd6838
      @notanerd6838 Před 7 měsíci +53

      Nah Gale was less upfront and pretentious he was clearly speaking from s place of excitement from the awe of meeting a superior scientist.

  • @epoche0006
    @epoche0006 Před 7 měsíci +2258

    People who drink Gas Station Coffee and starbucks: Normal
    People who spend thousands of dollars and hours for their coffee: Normal
    People who frown at the first sight of coffee creamers and paper cups: Pretentious

    • @NN-sp9tu
      @NN-sp9tu Před 7 měsíci +38

      Nahh creamer is nasty

    • @mamikafashion3345
      @mamikafashion3345 Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@NN-sp9tuagree 😂

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow Před 7 měsíci

      @@NN-sp9tu Dairy in general is nasty. We're the only beings to drink the milk of another being. Milk that's meant for infants of any being that produces it. Most humans still cannot process dairy or any animal milks beyond adolescence. It used to be all humans, it is for other beings.

    • @kittiekillah
      @kittiekillah Před 7 měsíci +115

      @@NN-sp9tucus u only think of international delight and coffeemate creamer. Creamer can be literally just cream, maybe a bit of half and half, and a little vanilla extract.

    • @NN-sp9tu
      @NN-sp9tu Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@kittiekillah
      True

  • @kyleeky1ee
    @kyleeky1ee Před 2 měsíci

    bro brought out the coffee bong

  • @RickC-138
    @RickC-138 Před 26 dny

    “Drinking the coffee is the cherry on top” as the moon rises high and the wolf pack howls across the foggy lake

  • @rgb2066
    @rgb2066 Před 6 měsíci +329

    “Yo bro can I get some coffee?”
    “Sure, give me a sec”
    *Becomes Walter White*

  • @olivetree9920
    @olivetree9920 Před 9 měsíci +2281

    Coffee enthusiast aren't pretentious; Coffee machine enthusiasts are

    • @cdude9295
      @cdude9295 Před 8 měsíci +25

      Thisss! Moka pot, k-cups, espresso machine, pour over, pot, I don’t care. As long as YOU love your coffee that’s all that matters! :D

    • @durden91tyler
      @durden91tyler Před 8 měsíci +39

      its a drug. theyre just doing drugs lol

    • @alexb3831
      @alexb3831 Před 8 měsíci +16

      @@durden91tyleryour not wrong but it doesn’t really have an effect on ur body if u only drink a cup a day
      Sugar can also be considered a drug because it improves ur mood and gives u a little sugar rush (drugs work different on everyone bc everyone’s body is different)

    • @kwoni3337
      @kwoni3337 Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@durden91tyleroh my god caffeine is a drug! 😮 No wonder it's so scary. Has such a negative impact on society smh

    • @shakh1407
      @shakh1407 Před 8 měsíci +17

      ​@@kwoni3337a lot of illegal drugs dont have a negative impact on society apart from crime rates, so thats a poor attempt at sarcasm!

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred Před 3 měsíci +1

    I collect "weird" brewers because not only are they functional, they look nice as well. Like the siphon brewers, line them up and add a back light and you have a shelf display that can give you coffee.

  • @ikanberapi2189
    @ikanberapi2189 Před 3 měsíci +8

    "yeah ill take breakfast tea"
    -the customer in the coffee shop

  • @laslow7734
    @laslow7734 Před 7 měsíci +1902

    "Man I feel like some coffee right now"
    "Oh I got some" *pulls out a normal and convenient machine*
    *The absolute most disgusted and crinkled face in reaction* "that's not real coffee"
    Is probably why people have this thought.

    • @bye1551
      @bye1551 Před 6 měsíci +40

      This is exactly why they're pretentious. Coffee people don't just enjoy the process of making coffee, they look down on everyone who consumes coffee for the utility it provides. It doesn't help that it being so expensive breeds classist attitudes but that's just the piss cherry on the shit pie of how insufferable these people are.
      When I enjoy video games, I don't look down on people who read books or are still using their 3ds from 2015 because they fundamentally do not care about video games as much as I do, looking down on them for not caring about the process of something they don't care about the outcome of is like trying to dig a trench with a spoon.
      Coffee people don't just view it as a hobby, they view it as a superior way of consuming the product (similar to PC "master race" people who are equally if not more insufferable than coffee people)

    • @EXKRS00
      @EXKRS00 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I agree those kinda people are pretentious af

    • @HavingCrumpets
      @HavingCrumpets Před 6 měsíci

      A lot of people do look down on people for reading books though, as well as people still using 3DS.
      "it's different because I don't" right here..

    • @VazikliDuokoda
      @VazikliDuokoda Před 6 měsíci +8

      ​@@HavingCrumpets not at all? I have only seen people make fun of pretentious book readers (aka people who claim to be smarter and more intellectually developed and constantly brag about how many books they read while not actually knowing jackshit about anything) and I have not seen anyone make fun of someone for playing on an outdated device?? that is kind of a weird thing to do

    • @PNW_Viking
      @PNW_Viking Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@VazikliDuokodajust because those are the few instances you’ve seen doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. That’s literally the line, “it doesn’t happen to me, so it’s not true.”

  • @jeremiahjeno
    @jeremiahjeno Před 6 měsíci +902

    He literally just said “yeah we are”💀

    • @NotHeromario
      @NotHeromario Před 6 měsíci +33

      you definitely need to pick up a hobby

    • @JohnNathanShopper
      @JohnNathanShopper Před 5 měsíci +2

      😂

    • @TheRealFDR
      @TheRealFDR Před 5 měsíci +10

      ​​@@NotHeromario Not caffeine alchemy...

    • @juliocesarsalazargarcia6872
      @juliocesarsalazargarcia6872 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Not literaly, but basicaly yeah.

    • @horikid547
      @horikid547 Před 5 měsíci +13

      Bro he literally said that he does not give a fuck and just want to enjoy his time making coffee in different ways.

  • @habitsofsuccess4322
    @habitsofsuccess4322 Před měsícem +1

    Bro just created the philosophers stone from coffee

  • @OgHazeKiller562
    @OgHazeKiller562 Před 3 měsíci

    This is the same as a subway working making a sandwich art and it’s not just food he’s making but memories along the way

  • @ItsIntelligentDesign
    @ItsIntelligentDesign Před 5 měsíci +2350

    I think you’re missing the forest for the trees. Your personal enjoyment of coffee will never cause someone to call you pretentious. It’s when people in the coffee community belittle the way other people make coffee that turns them off.
    I’ve literally seen people in the community go “Oh why would you ever use Starbucks coffee beans” or “Oh that machine is a piece of trash” or any number of other ways they’ve made people who aren’t in the hobby or are just getting started feel small. The response to anyone telling you about their setup should be “Oh cool, you should definitely try X, Y or Z though if you get the chance”, not “OMG why do you even bother”

    • @skritzo
      @skritzo Před 5 měsíci +40

      it's fine to tell people that their choices are entry-level or D-grade honestly. if people are comfortable with convenience that's okay but there's always room for improving your game and learning more about the process than "buy k-cup, insert into plastic machine, drink"

    • @ItsIntelligentDesign
      @ItsIntelligentDesign Před 5 měsíci +452

      @@skritzo so this right here is exactly the take people find condescending. Convenience is not “D grade”, and calling someone’s choice out like that is only ever going to push them away from the hobby. Because that’s all good coffee is - it’s not going to functionally improve your life, it’s just a nice-to-have

    • @skritzo
      @skritzo Před 5 měsíci +20

      ​@@ItsIntelligentDesign none of your hobbies functionally improve your life, ffs. but as long as you're actively participating in things you find enjoyable and not "faking it till you make it," you should want to hear how you can improve your craft. it saves time at the very least. convenience isn't automatically D grade, you're lumping my two sentences together. but it can be, and I know many people who only drink coffee for the bare minimum purpose of waking up, and some of them are total know-it-alls about coffee while barely engaging with it. they swear by their D-grade methods, and are hostile to any type of pro-tips on how to improve. that's the real condescension: pretending to know what you're talking about and not being open to correction

    • @justdoinmything
      @justdoinmything Před 5 měsíci

      ​​@@skritzoGeorge "oh your wife bought you (insert model) espresso machine. Man honestly I'm not a fan of that machine if she asked I would have given her tips on a better machine. "
      Well George that's all we could afford this year my mother has cancer and we had to help with payment.
      Point of this statement is to highlight that someone may have sentimental value or may not have the money for expensive equipment. It is a exaggeration but the point is still the same. To shame someone based on them enjoying their hobbies with the means they have is goofy especially because that maybe all they can or do have. I'm not saying you're doing this but if you disagree then you ARE doing something at least similar.

    • @demian6662
      @demian6662 Před 5 měsíci +83

      Enjoying these kinds of things can be categorized as pretentious by other people, even if you never do anything pretentious. This is the internet, people will hate you for breathing too loud.

  • @gothcsm
    @gothcsm Před 6 měsíci +263

    I bet these weren’t the comments he was expecting LMAO 😭

    • @The_LadyAJ
      @The_LadyAJ Před 6 měsíci +30

      Honestly I bet they were exactly what he was expecting. He gets the same types of comments on pretty much every video.

  • @bubbles8491
    @bubbles8491 Před 3 měsíci

    Friend: Hey you got beer?
    Me: walking out into the field to cut barley...

  • @Mosquito-balls
    @Mosquito-balls Před 3 měsíci

    Bro really was about to use a seperatory funnel

  • @CreativityNull
    @CreativityNull Před 10 měsíci +649

    Coffee people: "We're not pretentious"
    Audiophiles: "First time?"

    • @ChrisTedoni
      @ChrisTedoni Před 10 měsíci +14

      *laughs in MOONDROP Chu*

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer Před 10 měsíci +62

      Audiophile stuff is mad
      I once found some audiophile cables (big aux connector on both sides) and only a few years later did i find out that they were pure gold inside.... ~120 grams of pure gold

    • @freesoftwareextremist8119
      @freesoftwareextremist8119 Před 10 měsíci +52

      @@angrydragonslayer Yep! And it's also 100% useless.

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer Před 10 měsíci

      @@freesoftwareextremist8119 i got them for $5 out of a cable box at a goodwill, right next to the amp and headphones they belonged to (which was $50 total)
      I doubt the cable itself actually does anything but with this find, i went from a razer gaming headset to a $12k electroststic setup and boy was there a difference there.

    • @ttr_coco
      @ttr_coco Před 10 měsíci +19

      You don't know true pretentiousness until you see 80% of audio newbies rejecting our one true overlord, KOSS

  • @SlouchAdams619
    @SlouchAdams619 Před 6 měsíci +313

    You want a coffee?
    "Yeah"
    -Gets water from fountain of youth
    -gets coffee grounds from Peru
    -Boils water using fire from Prometheus

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 Před 4 měsíci +32

      *takes a sip*
      Nice, as good as the gas station coffee

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Před 4 měsíci +3

      cool short story idea

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab Před 3 měsíci

      Prometheus is a guy not a place

    • @RoseKindred
      @RoseKindred Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@The_Sharktocrab Right, a God of Fire which was granted to humans. So, "using fire from Prometheus" is accurate.

    • @The_Sharktocrab
      @The_Sharktocrab Před 3 měsíci

      @@RoseKindred so all fire is from prometheus

  • @saulramirez7959
    @saulramirez7959 Před 4 měsíci

    this gives me vibes of the "drinking water" subreddit

  • @089parasol
    @089parasol Před měsícem

    I dont even like coffee, but i keep watching videos of people pulling espresso shots just because it looks cool

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 Před 7 měsíci +350

    As a man who's an alcohol enthusiast I get it.

  • @enternamehere4124
    @enternamehere4124 Před 6 měsíci +803

    Okay
    Ignoring the whole fucking chemistry set you got there
    That coffee at the end looks so fucking good

  • @noelyanes2455
    @noelyanes2455 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro is the Walter white of coffee

  • @darrelbarrel1617
    @darrelbarrel1617 Před 5 měsíci

    bro got put on to the Gale Boetticher method💀💀💀

  • @spacemushh2771
    @spacemushh2771 Před 6 měsíci +189

    “Can I have some coffee”
    “Sure”
    “Pull out a centrifuge”

  • @prismaticc_abyss
    @prismaticc_abyss Před 6 měsíci +368

    The pretentiousness stereotype comes not from the things you mentioned but from them reacting negatively to people liking their coffee some other way, or not caring about their coffees quality as much.

    • @MiketheNerdRanger
      @MiketheNerdRanger Před 6 měsíci +40

      I don't think this guy is guilty of any of that. I think maybe he is addressing the wrong thing here.

    • @azul4904
      @azul4904 Před 6 měsíci +14

      honestly, most people who’re genuinely interested in coffee making will be so happy to tell you all about it with 0 judgement of how you enjoy it yourself. take james hoffman for an example. theres unkind and pretentious ppl everywhere, but it doesn’t mean it’s everyone or even most.

    • @goddamndoor
      @goddamndoor Před 5 měsíci +8

      What you refer to as "some people liking their coffee in a different way" it usually is people actively attacking and making fun of coffee enthusiasts because it's 'unnecessary' and they can make 'better' coffee more easily. Just like vegans, I've must have encountered like 2 vegans both on and offline that were obnoxious about it, but I've seen thousands of people complaing about vegans like crazy.

    • @firewing5592
      @firewing5592 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Yeah anyone can be pretentious about their own hobbies

    • @vedangarekar1390
      @vedangarekar1390 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@MiketheNerdRangerYup addressing the wrong things.

  • @noahhudelson2447
    @noahhudelson2447 Před 4 měsíci +1

    My top 5 hobbies as a guy who just turned 20… Coffee, whiskey, cigars, watches, and guitars. In no particular order

  • @bendobendo
    @bendobendo Před 4 měsíci +2

    Making coffee is a hobby. Coffee is just a commodity

  • @joshuajones6460
    @joshuajones6460 Před 6 měsíci +199

    “I need 1 coffee, please”
    “Lemme grab my Bunsen burner”

  • @GIaucoma
    @GIaucoma Před 10 měsíci +961

    Refuses to accept the possibility of being pretentious as he loads coffee from a particle accelerator

    • @theangledsaxon6765
      @theangledsaxon6765 Před 9 měsíci +23

      LMFAO

    • @mikewin7056
      @mikewin7056 Před 9 měsíci +100

      Pretentious is when you buy nice things and use them, got it 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @NotchyCookies
      @NotchyCookies Před 9 měsíci +87

      "He's pretentious!"
      Proceeds to get at him for doing things his way, and implying he should do things differently

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 Před 9 měsíci +44

      @@mikewin7056 ​​⁠ No, but spending in excess of 4k dollars on coffee equipment then filming yourself using it and posting it for millions to see is very pretentious 🤷🏾‍♂️
      It's like saying "look at me paupers... my equipment is better than yours".

    • @_MrsPuff
      @_MrsPuff Před 9 měsíci +119

      @@jghifiversveiws8729naw you’re insecure it’s not your money to be whining about.

  • @douglasjtrace
    @douglasjtrace Před 4 měsíci +1

    Everything you say in this video is incredibly true, except taking pride in/enjoying your work/hobby is very different from being pretentious. This is a great explanation for why they’re detail-oriented and precise, but doesn’t even touch on why so many are so pretentious

  • @LegendoftheGalacticHero
    @LegendoftheGalacticHero Před 4 měsíci +1

    For me the whole making coffee is an experience on itself, the smell you get from getting some real nice beans, grinding them yourself, then the smell from brewing it and then finally, you savor it. It’s a sensorial journey

  • @behawiorystka98
    @behawiorystka98 Před 6 měsíci +86

    wants coffee
    accidentally creates philosophers's stone

  • @knockoffninja
    @knockoffninja Před 10 měsíci +652

    Bros mug is legitimately just a bowl with a handle.

    • @Inuxxus
      @Inuxxus Před 10 měsíci +27

      And I *need* it in my house

    • @knockoffninja
      @knockoffninja Před 10 měsíci +12

      @@Inuxxus I respect that

    • @Inuxxus
      @Inuxxus Před 10 měsíci +38

      @@knockoffninja imagine the intimidation factor of just casually pulling out a cup the size of your head

    • @knockoffninja
      @knockoffninja Před 10 měsíci +18

      @@Inuxxus this reminds me of those "I've got back to just one cup of coffee a day mugs" if you know you know

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@knockoffninjamanager at my second job unironically said that
      She couldn't actually lift her mug enough to tip it so she just sipped on it until it was halfwat empty

  • @primaryesthethicinstincts4832

    They went from "this gadget make the best coffee" to "me like shinny toys" 😁

  • @mrdeafter
    @mrdeafter Před 14 dny +2

    "You love instant coffee? That's not a real coffee" - pretentious coffe enthusiastic

  • @jomertomale
    @jomertomale Před 10 měsíci +659

    "wHy wOUld yOu ruIN sOmEThinG sO sPEcIaL bY aDDiNg SuGAr iN iT?!"

    • @manfredrichtoften8848
      @manfredrichtoften8848 Před 9 měsíci +69

      Adds non-dairy creamer out of spite

    • @tamnker8465
      @tamnker8465 Před 9 měsíci +40

      Honestly, if someone says this to me?
      Im gonna use premade coffee mix just to spite them.

    • @x7themm
      @x7themm Před 9 měsíci +11

      This is very true. But ill be honest high quality coffee does taste perfect black. I also love high quality cold brew. (I also drink high sugar supermarket coffee i like every type of coffee 😂)

    • @adolfolerito6744
      @adolfolerito6744 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@x7themmonly if that black coffee is brewed espresso-style, otherwise it’s just dirty water.

    • @x7themm
      @x7themm Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@adolfolerito6744 100% thats why ppl add sugar and milk to fix it 😆

  • @Evoraxed
    @Evoraxed Před 6 měsíci +102

    Bro really said, it’s not “just” coffee

    • @camtheman4703
      @camtheman4703 Před 6 měsíci +6

      I mean that equipment does look like it can double as a meth lab

    • @stevenevans6798
      @stevenevans6798 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I can’t believe it’s not lab grade amphetamines. Tastes like the real thing!

  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 Před 4 měsíci

    “sure, i’ll make some coffee for you.”
    *draws transfiguration circle*

  • @an0970
    @an0970 Před 3 měsíci +1

    ANYBODY WANT SOME COFFE, HEY BUDDY YOU WANT SOME CAWFE??!!!!!

  • @butterscotchdandelion5452
    @butterscotchdandelion5452 Před 6 měsíci +200

    Honestly as a tea person people who think that coffee people are pretentious then i KNOW they haven't met a tea person in their life yet

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 Před 6 měsíci +65

      When you say you are a tea person, you mean as in "i buy good quality tea that i brew properly for a better experience" or as in "i follow the 27 steps of the ancient tea ritual of the Tsu dynasty court"?

    • @mlemlemmlemmlem
      @mlemlemmlemmlem Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@giacomoromano8842that's me right there lol

    • @Smokeywolf64
      @Smokeywolf64 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@giacomoromano8842 yes

    • @Iesous27
      @Iesous27 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Or witnessed a Japanese tea ceremony 😭

    • @butterscotchdandelion5452
      @butterscotchdandelion5452 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@giacomoromano8842 Yes

  • @davisev5225
    @davisev5225 Před 7 měsíci +427

    It becomes pretentious when a person starts trying to describe their particular preferences and methods as "better" and they thumb their nose at anything they see as "lesser". The unfortunate fact is there's a rather high concentration of these people in the "coffee enthusiast" circles.

    • @t-eehee7057
      @t-eehee7057 Před 7 měsíci +12

      That still doesn't give you the right to be an asshole

    • @JohnCenaFan6298
      @JohnCenaFan6298 Před 7 měsíci +2

      its not pretentious if im right and your just always wrong. i bet u drink tea

    • @matteoinvernazzi4331
      @matteoinvernazzi4331 Před 7 měsíci +9

      i mean, his coffee is better. Like a Baker bread is better than a normal person bread, i don't get why do you feel so attacked by someone doing something better than most people. Not that you are wrong for doing it wrong, you are doing it fine, but if someone has a hobby and he know more about a topic than most people, obviously he's gonna make that thing he's good at better

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 Před 6 měsíci +29

      ​@matteoinvernazzi4331 it's this exact mindset that people are talking about "not that you are wrong for doing it wrong" he's not doing it wrong, he's doing it the way that works for him, which is not doing 20 or more steps for his coffee. It's not about making "better coffee" it's about how coffee snobs act like they are better than you as a person just because of the way they make their coffee.

    • @matteoinvernazzi4331
      @matteoinvernazzi4331 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@frog1405 i'm probably telling you something you already know, but you are aware that people like what you are describing don't exist in the real world right? Like how many people do you think are out there saying that they are better than someone else because they make a better coffee? Also why are you bringing this point if this is not what we were talking about? obv you are not doing your coffe wrong, 99,9999% of people do the coffee the same way, but at the same time if he spends more time into making a perfect coffee and see it as a passion it will taste better. That's the only point of the video, and i don't even understand how can some people take this as some sort of personal attack like "do you think you are better than me just because you do your coffee better?"

  • @vishybreh
    @vishybreh Před 3 měsíci

    *Sees this fentanyl lab setup*
    Me: “instant it is”

  • @boang30
    @boang30 Před 2 měsíci

    Damn that 30 minute dirty bean water be giving people pro barista feels

  • @aprilmg7072
    @aprilmg7072 Před 10 měsíci +1196

    It's that you can't offer them a simple cup of coffee without that look of disgust.

    • @duckheadbob
      @duckheadbob Před 10 měsíci +147

      Exaaacttlly or they grimace when you suggest to stop at a chain coffee shop

    • @aprilmg7072
      @aprilmg7072 Před 10 měsíci +110

      @@duckheadbob ya it becomes antisocial at a certain point, or self-aggrandizing for them either way it's 🤮

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie Před 9 měsíci +94

      i had somone cuss me out because i asked if they liked their coffee with sugar creamer or both.
      their answer was some rant about the delicate process of making "real" coffee and not some "mcdonalds clone garbage"

    • @Xenovile
      @Xenovile Před 9 měsíci +64

      They're the kinda person that will come to your house and shit talk the coffee you made, explaining in detail why they could do it better
      Then get confused when they're not invited again

    • @tootallforyou112
      @tootallforyou112 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@duckheadbob to be fair Starbucks and others like it are scams

  • @Brunoenribeiro
    @Brunoenribeiro Před 9 měsíci +1045

    What makes people pretentious is saying "you're drinking it wrong". You add some sugar to your cup and someone is **bound** to come up with that. Don't be that person. Be inviting. Share your passion.

    • @noobis004
      @noobis004 Před 9 měsíci +12

      True but that does not mean you should group all of them together.
      Just because some in a community are annoying and pretensious doesn't mean the entire community is

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 Před 9 měsíci

      Sugar is disgusting in coffee though. The only coffee I drink is from my keurig and from restaurants, so it's not like I'm drinking fancy coffee anyways. Sugar is just bad in coffee

    • @diego032912
      @diego032912 Před 9 měsíci +44

      ​@@lukasg4807To you and to me. Taste is subjectice, just because we don't like sugar in coffee it doesn't automatically make sugar a bad thing to add to coffee in general.

    • @ravenoferin500
      @ravenoferin500 Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@@diego032912Exactly, like I find adding sugar to plain coffee is just horrid but some people do it. Personally I think you need at least some milk to bridge that gap. Minimum ratio of 1/3 milk to 2/3 coffee add sugar to taste. If someone does it another way that's their way. It's not wrong. Unless their burning their coffee. Then it's a suggestion not a rant to them.

    • @paawan3764
      @paawan3764 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I don't even add water to coffee. Just milk and sugar.

  • @charlesabju907
    @charlesabju907 Před 4 měsíci

    It's probably normal sized but to me the cup at the end looks gigantic

  • @slothsarecool
    @slothsarecool Před 2 měsíci +1

    It’s like analogue photography, we enjoy the process, at the end of the day you have a generic photo like anyone else haha