Geoguessr - Funny Moments Compilation #1

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024

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  • @nonna9699
    @nonna9699 Před 5 lety +1636

    7:45 'and he cooks..... rocks' lmao gets me every time

  • @god_pharaoh6111
    @god_pharaoh6111 Před 5 lety +611

    7:36 he definitely has a quest for you

    • @cole33
      @cole33 Před 3 lety +29

      Cook Rocks [0/15]

    • @astradarius
      @astradarius Před 3 lety +3

      @@NetworkX90 half a bycicle 😂😂
      And what does he need to do for the other half

    • @farukben
      @farukben Před 3 lety

      Oblivion NPC

    • @tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      @tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu Před 3 lety

      @@astradarius He doesn’t only eat rocks, you know....

    • @astradarius
      @astradarius Před 3 lety

      @@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu ?

  • @jbtownsend9535
    @jbtownsend9535 Před 5 lety +1660

    Cooks... rocks. L O L
    I’d forgotten some of these. Well done lad. HUP

  • @brunandb
    @brunandb Před 3 lety +256

    i cried laughing at the "look at him. one leg... poor lad... poor lad"

    • @molodoy..
      @molodoy.. Před 3 lety +19

      @Kailas Menon because he has two legs, it`s just way it looks on photo

  • @peteremilkudskjensen9504
    @peteremilkudskjensen9504 Před 5 lety +3042

    I honestly love the lack of politicly correctness

    • @Geto.76
      @Geto.76 Před 5 lety +120

      For what? That some of these places are shit holes no denying it

    • @jbhays3414
      @jbhays3414 Před 5 lety +2

      Peter Emil Kudsk Jensen just so perfect

    • @Oli420X
      @Oli420X Před 5 lety +127

      ' how Jewish do they look '

    • @jcdenton9764
      @jcdenton9764 Před 5 lety +79

      @@Oli420X "That guy's holding a paycheck."

    • @numnut1516
      @numnut1516 Před 5 lety +2

      Humberto's brother that stabbed him haha

  • @Kartongplasma
    @Kartongplasma Před 5 lety +959

    This is what I like about you channel, it is highly specific which I like. And it's something that could easily be dull, but you make it interesting

    • @iJaxy10
      @iJaxy10 Před 5 lety +25

      Kartongplasma so true. Who knew someone could make looking at google maps entertaining

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow Před 5 lety +10

      This game is the definition of niche, love it.

    • @maximilien_4382
      @maximilien_4382 Před 5 lety

      you should check out "Let's game it out" he makes the funniest videos out of the most boring simulation games ;)

    • @Kartongplasma
      @Kartongplasma Před 5 lety +1

      @@maximilien_4382 Wiill do, thanks!

  • @circli
    @circli Před 5 lety +925

    Those UFO are birds on longish exposure. Source: had to analyze such a picture, my friend is an ornithologist...

    • @AlexMoreno-zj7po
      @AlexMoreno-zj7po Před 4 lety +38

      But how could the presumably moving google car have a long exposure? or maybe the birds are just moving much faster than the car

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary Před 4 lety +10

      Anyway, ufos ARE normal...

    • @scootertheduder
      @scootertheduder Před 4 lety +94

      birds aren't real

    • @ninjacell2999
      @ninjacell2999 Před 4 lety +3

      @@AlexMoreno-zj7po I mean maybe the bird is moving diagonally or something

    • @sanderd17
      @sanderd17 Před 4 lety +13

      I thought it was a stitching issue. The pictures are taken with multiple cameras, and then stitched together. But if you have a bump in the road, and the cameras don't record 100% together, you could have a small part that isn't recorded and turns out black.

  • @kayasiebenreich8706
    @kayasiebenreich8706 Před 5 lety +231

    9:43 most amazing and the funniest example of intuition I've ever seen 😂

  • @sgimaverick6170
    @sgimaverick6170 Před 5 lety +121

    the borat impression killed me 3:09

  • @shep7544
    @shep7544 Před 4 lety +330

    3:59 When he said “what are those” he sounded genuinely American, it threw me off quite a bit.

    • @sureitsdanny
      @sureitsdanny Před 4 lety +10

      Wait'll you see the surf dude clip. It's amazing. I'm not gonna link to it so that you get to watch all of his videos.

    • @salt999vinegar
      @salt999vinegar Před 4 lety +22

      @@sureitsdanny pussy

    • @sauronsmundwinkel
      @sauronsmundwinkel Před 4 lety +34

      @@sureitsdanny people say he is still waiting for the link

    • @RenewedRS
      @RenewedRS Před 3 lety +13

      @@sauronsmundwinkel I want the link wtf

  • @majikhu5171
    @majikhu5171 Před 4 lety +63

    imagine just vibing with your friend or whatever on the curb and some dude insults you for sitting there

  • @BilbroSwaggins69
    @BilbroSwaggins69 Před 5 lety +667

    Big fan of the Mini Cooper

  • @mcsonicteam
    @mcsonicteam Před 5 lety +284

    Anyone else notice that the headline on that news board changed? 1:01

    • @teenisteenis9642
      @teenisteenis9642 Před 5 lety +65

      BOMBS
      MANIAC
      TARGETS
      LENNON

    • @Polopony20.
      @Polopony20. Před 5 lety +7

      Teenis Teenis not quite sure how you read that, but seems like that’s what it says

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary Před 4 lety +4

      Polopony20 it does, Neil Lennon, the Glasgow football man

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary Před 4 lety +15

      And it IS Susan Boyle and that’s lovely for her

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 Před 3 lety +2

      What is this witchcraft?! 😳🤨

  • @Folse
    @Folse Před 3 lety +27

    “If there’s one thing I like it’s......
    .....
    ......minis”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @7llininthedream
    @7llininthedream Před 3 lety +65

    "He's got a big arse; a bigger arse than the horse!"
    This will forever be burnt into my mind.

    • @Jnigo
      @Jnigo Před 2 lety +1

      And you don’t even have the decency to time stamp

    • @ComfortablyDumb42069
      @ComfortablyDumb42069 Před 2 lety

      @@Jnigo late as heck but it's at 10:30 dude is CAKED up 🤣😭🥵

    • @Jnigo
      @Jnigo Před 2 lety

      @@ComfortablyDumb42069 lmao thanks

  • @renerpho
    @renerpho Před 5 lety +210

    11:30 "But the point is... Yeah..." -> There's no way you get out of that mess alive, so better end the video here! :-D

  • @karinabliss2671
    @karinabliss2671 Před 5 lety +41

    In my first ever game of Geoguessr i found an entire cut of raw beef on a highway

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 Před 4 lety +2

      There's a video of a brazilian preparing an omelett on the street (the egg was literally put on the road and it actually worked), it was a really really REALLY hot day

  • @YTPEXPERT
    @YTPEXPERT Před 5 lety +72

    "It's Reeva Steenkamp... And she's gone!" Had me in stitches

    • @duncanholding748
      @duncanholding748 Před 3 lety

      I almost started crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dude157
      @dude157 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean that's high level comedy created on the fly.

  • @ryanpalardy88
    @ryanpalardy88 Před 3 lety +66

    Why was there never a second video? This is hilarious, I’ve watched it so many times

    • @jules8920
      @jules8920 Před 2 lety

      @geowizard pls do a second one 😁

  • @maxwalthew5641
    @maxwalthew5641 Před 5 lety +21

    it’s like you’ve got no filter to what you say😂 such a legendary guy

  • @002DrEvil
    @002DrEvil Před rokem +1

    Saying that lovely young ladies don't sit on the kerb in London, and then suggesting it's Manchester was priceless.

  • @quantumcraze2131
    @quantumcraze2131 Před 5 lety +169

    Are we just going to ignore the t-posing at 2:52

    • @dtp0119
      @dtp0119 Před 5 lety +5

      Why doesn't this have more likes

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 Před 5 lety +9

      he’s balancing not t posing

    • @BradTheThird
      @BradTheThird Před 5 lety +6

      @@kidthebilly7766 Isn't there a party somewhere you should be pooping?

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 Před 5 lety +1

      no need to get offended man, calm down

    • @EclipzSolos
      @EclipzSolos Před 3 lety

      @@BradTheThird "- 👨‍💻🤓

  • @hbrustolin_
    @hbrustolin_ Před 4 lety +90

    7:20 I’m Brazilian and I can say that this is very accurate 😂😂😂

  • @harveyskellern9356
    @harveyskellern9356 Před 5 lety +335

    Honestly the most underrated channel and character on youtube these days, you just don’t seem to be bothered about political correctness, and just say it as we are all thinking it. Perfection

    • @GeoWizard
      @GeoWizard  Před 5 lety +51

      Cheers Harvey, love the profile pic.

    • @harveyskellern9356
      @harveyskellern9356 Před 5 lety +6

      Thanks mate! Keep up the great vids. You’re gonna be big one day or at least you should!

    • @ioanjones9269
      @ioanjones9269 Před 5 lety +5

      @@harveyskellern9356 you called it

  • @xStateHD
    @xStateHD Před 3 lety +18

    7:56 "as Reeva Steenkamp here, is walking her dog. Oh she's gone." im deaaaaaad

  • @fulasamam9132
    @fulasamam9132 Před 5 lety +57

    I’m from Manchester and that was a really good impression 😂

    • @Aadil_242
      @Aadil_242 Před 3 lety

      same lol i kew from buildings it was manchester

  • @Dunkster23
    @Dunkster23 Před 5 lety +27

    So glad the reeva steenkamp one made it in. Probably one of the best. Next to the wanted man peering from behind the column in last weeks vid

  • @CrazySailor1637
    @CrazySailor1637 Před 5 lety +21

    Tom “Can You Believe It” Davies

  • @bigsheep2335
    @bigsheep2335 Před 5 lety +33

    Well thats Ross from Friends, circa 1994

  • @llewharrison9229
    @llewharrison9229 Před 4 lety +80

    Am I seriously the only person who actually see the man at 3:34 fixing the car???!!!!
    He's behind the lady.

    • @Aeraleach
      @Aeraleach Před 3 lety +2

      LOL

    • @DeMooniC
      @DeMooniC Před 3 lety +8

      holly shit, how did I miss that???

    • @J75Pootle
      @J75Pootle Před rokem

      ​@@DeMooniCI missed it too! I think our brains probably interpreted the black of the guy's shirt as the black of the shadow underneath the car

  • @casey653
    @casey653 Před 5 lety +13

    It's just how unexpected and your seriously worrying no reaction which makes it hilarious

  • @h3nder
    @h3nder Před 2 lety +6

    0:02
    Silly GeoWizard, everyone knows there are no cougars in Geoguessr, the odds of that are MILLIONS TO ONE.

    • @nuss529
      @nuss529 Před 2 lety +2

      YOU HAVE NO CONCEPTION OF HOW RARE THAT IS

  • @MrLeoleo1994
    @MrLeoleo1994 Před 5 lety +64

    Have you missed the "Quick lube" in the muff shop?

  • @shellshocktm
    @shellshocktm Před 5 lety +39

    "Muff shop. Yes!"
    You sound eager

  • @lsg-longshotgaming9123
    @lsg-longshotgaming9123 Před 4 lety +10

    Started the video with no abs and ended it with a 6 pack lmao

  • @emilbrathe8435
    @emilbrathe8435 Před 5 lety +76

    YES The afro comment got in :) :) 6:24

  • @hizisfoo
    @hizisfoo Před 5 lety +27

    4:48 I'm pretty sure I saw this part, so it's not unused.

  • @DeadlyLazer
    @DeadlyLazer Před 3 lety +12

    The title can easily be replaced with "Geowizard out of context"

  • @tim..indeed
    @tim..indeed Před 5 lety +54

    7:28 was best

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm brazilian and i don't even feel offended, that's commedy gold

  • @benmitchell9170
    @benmitchell9170 Před 5 lety +3

    this is why this is one of my favorite channels on youtube. most youtubers make it their mission to day absolutely nothing people could take offensively and you’re just like “fuck you if you don’t like my channel go away.” Absolutely king

  • @talobridko8691
    @talobridko8691 Před 4 lety +4

    7:00 lol it's a sign warning that if dog feces won't be collected you will be fined

  • @officialzaksmith
    @officialzaksmith Před 5 lety +23

    Omfg at 3:50 I said in my head is that Area 51 then he turns around and sees “alien spacecraft” no joke

    • @officialzaksmith
      @officialzaksmith Před 5 lety

      GameOver Xsl but it sorta has dead plants that look like this

    • @nuhhha
      @nuhhha Před 5 lety

      I thought the same looool

  • @justvin7214
    @justvin7214 Před 5 lety +10

    I've gotta be honest I went to GE to check out 'Kirstie' and 'Charlotte' and bugger me they were sat by the corner of Charlotte St!

  • @FornusSomeFornit
    @FornusSomeFornit Před 5 lety +7

    As an American, I can conclude that British humor is superior

    • @jeremiec.3812
      @jeremiec.3812 Před 5 lety

      Yep you are definitely an american ("humor")

  • @ericfricke4512
    @ericfricke4512 Před 5 lety +6

    I once had a GeoGuessr location in Brazil where you could see people picking up thousands of papers that fell out of a truck.

  • @luka1018
    @luka1018 Před 3 lety +1

    0:01 no, because there aren’t cougars in missions
    And if it is, it’s millions to one!

  • @b01w
    @b01w Před 5 lety +47

    I literally lived in that town at 1:12 wtf, this vid was just in my recommended

    • @teenisteenis9642
      @teenisteenis9642 Před 5 lety

      liar

    • @b01w
      @b01w Před 5 lety +25

      Teenis Teenis I’m being serious, it’s called bathgate in Scotland, used to drive through that road to my house, near that sign if you go and turn right on that road there is a shop on its left, a corner shop

    • @sammybeaver9130
      @sammybeaver9130 Před 4 lety +2

      @@teenisteenis9642 how do you know he is lying?

    • @N3therWolf
      @N3therWolf Před 4 lety +2

      @@sammybeaver9130 his dad went away to get some cigarettes when he was young, but he never came back. Since then he is calling everyone a liar. Pretty sad really.

    • @sammybeaver9130
      @sammybeaver9130 Před 4 lety +1

      @@N3therWolf yeah, that is sad

  • @jxavier3876
    @jxavier3876 Před 4 lety +5

    The muff shop sign also said ‘quick lube’ on it, found that kinda funny.

  • @KoSXxPotatisbarnetXD
    @KoSXxPotatisbarnetXD Před 3 lety +3

    "MUFF SHOP"
    "QUICK LUBE"
    "FRENDS"
    wtf is going on with that sign

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z Před 5 lety +11

    (The UFOs were smearing artifacts from stitching photos together.)
    I love a good cooked rock.

    • @M0jibake
      @M0jibake Před 3 lety +1

      I thought they were birds flying, and blurred by the exposure speed

    • @Ratok1
      @Ratok1 Před 3 lety

      @@M0jibake A more likely explanation imo, as I've never seen those "smearing artifacts" before. It's pretty crazy how people will just confidently spread misinformation as fact without actually being certain.

  • @woodyfentress
    @woodyfentress Před 4 lety +4

    This had me crying! So funny! When you said that bloke cooked rocks I almost hurled. I might tell someone to "go eat some rocks" as an insult.

  • @phillycheesetake
    @phillycheesetake Před 5 lety +5

    Reeva Steenkamp here, walking her do-, oh...she's gone.
    Lol.

  • @james2k
    @james2k Před 5 lety +65

    4:33 me and the boys after escaping Area 51 with are new UFO

  • @edvins8863
    @edvins8863 Před 5 lety +162

    When is your video from the Welsh adventure coming out?

    • @samcavanagh7993
      @samcavanagh7993 Před 5 lety +2

      possible it takes a while to edit but i was wondering too

    • @FornusSomeFornit
      @FornusSomeFornit Před 5 lety

      I'm pretty sure he said it'll be a couple of months

    • @edvins8863
      @edvins8863 Před 5 lety

      FornusSomeFornit ok thanks

    • @GeoWizard
      @GeoWizard  Před 5 lety +64

      Hey Edvin, the editing is taking me a longer than i had hoped. I'm trying to balance my job, this channel, my band, and seeing friends / family / girlfriend and i think i've bitten off a little more than i could chew. I want to make sure the Wales trip is as good as it can be. It may even be 2 months from now that i start releasing the series. Thanks so much for your patience and i hope you enjoy these videos in the mean time.

    • @edvins8863
      @edvins8863 Před 5 lety +7

      GeoguessrWizard I see, thanks for taking your time replying mate and keep up the good work 👍

  • @jacobwallace4230
    @jacobwallace4230 Před 5 lety +5

    I was feeling kinda shit and watching this made me feel a lot better

  • @danmanc467
    @danmanc467 Před 5 lety +1

    “He’s got a big ass. He’s got a bigger ass than the horse.” 😂😂

  • @colebolebole
    @colebolebole Před 3 lety +1

    7:00, your making me laugh so hard, its 1:50 am😂😂😂

  • @nynonyr2939
    @nynonyr2939 Před 3 lety +3

    Just started watching your videos not too long ago, and just now came across this one. And by god do I hope the '#1' in the title means Ill find an entire playlist on your channel.
    Update: I was let down and I cant imagine why there hasn't been another one of these made.

  • @josephjmurphy1718
    @josephjmurphy1718 Před 5 lety +3

    3:47 is absolutely class. Made me burst out laughing in my bed at 1:00 at night

  • @evolutionCEO
    @evolutionCEO Před 5 lety +6

    3:01 Its Billy the Fish, Fulchester United's legendary piscine goalie...in the flesh...He was a lot prettier back in the day...

  • @nikkirabie7921
    @nikkirabie7921 Před 5 lety +4

    The reeva steenkamp one had me at a loss of words

  • @alexg1778
    @alexg1778 Před 3 lety +2

    I recently (on Geoguessr) saw a woman pushing a baby buggy down a small country lane in England with a Pug inside instead of a baby.

  • @invulnerable318
    @invulnerable318 Před 5 lety +13

    The next one better has your last 10 countries challenge in it... That singing mate

    • @Falkano
      @Falkano Před 5 lety

      invulnerable one of his best uploads of all time i reckon. The ending had me in tears 😂

  • @dill7499
    @dill7499 Před 5 lety +3

    and he cooks...rocks lmao gets me every time

  • @perskaudu
    @perskaudu Před rokem

    oh he fixes bicycle stuff and he cooks..rocks. :D got me laughing hard

  • @joshronghi2456
    @joshronghi2456 Před 3 lety +2

    never knew geowizard would be a borat fan. love it

  • @MakoTheFrog
    @MakoTheFrog Před 2 lety +2

    Tom: "this is looking baron here..."
    Me: argentina, surely
    Tom: "this *might* be mars"
    Me: my thoughts exactly, mars, obviously.

  • @bunnypolaris9800
    @bunnypolaris9800 Před 5 lety +3

    2:32 as someone from Manchester I'll tell you that the spice heads from Piccadilly gardens will get that that curb before you can, which is impressive for someone on a drug that essentially turns you into the walking dead. They may be stuffed full of it but those fuckers definitely move faster than the people walking through market street who think it's an ace idea to stop in the middle of the street.

  • @stevqtalent
    @stevqtalent Před 5 lety +30

    06:53 most offensive moment in the video tbh: hebrew -> "might be some lebanon script"

  • @miningflame9847
    @miningflame9847 Před 5 lety +2

    Welcome to GeoWizard where you'll see things from dissappearing UFO's to checking out hot gi- Mini Cooper's

  • @1Poiuytgfdsa1
    @1Poiuytgfdsa1 Před 4 lety +3

    I never realized how funny GeoWizard was

  • @KevinLopez-jf5ys
    @KevinLopez-jf5ys Před 3 lety +4

    5:57 I'm 90% sure this is Mexico.

    • @claxxz1
      @claxxz1 Před 3 lety +1

      man there is a perù flag

  • @MVD.
    @MVD. Před 5 lety +3

    It's so impressive how you always keep these videos super entertaining! Excited for the Wales trip videos too!

  • @Arguing101
    @Arguing101 Před 3 lety +2

    Alternate title: "Jesus Christ, Tom" Moments

  • @mthc86
    @mthc86 Před 5 lety +5

    The dog made my day

  • @soymoder
    @soymoder Před 5 lety +4

    7:00 “Got a picture of a dog pooing here, and it looks to be... a red poo.” 😂😂😂😂😭😭 Why are you so sincere in your analysis??!

  • @artemkatelnytskyi
    @artemkatelnytskyi Před 3 lety +2

    7:20 he LITERALLY looks like a drug dealer from GTA San Andreas

  • @stinkyer
    @stinkyer Před 3 lety +4

    Tom we need another one o’ these

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin Před 2 lety

    What's this guy doing by the way? What's his trade? Oh, he fixes bicycle stuff! And he cooks... rocks.
    😂 7:36

  • @CharlieRogers50
    @CharlieRogers50 Před 3 lety

    "Unless that is a man. From the shape of the bum I would say not." 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Jmerzio
    @Jmerzio Před 3 lety

    "As soon as it gets sunny" lmfao I feel bad for you guys, having to wait for the fog to part every morning

  • @moritzhellmann4061
    @moritzhellmann4061 Před 3 lety +1

    The drug dealer running midgets killed me

  • @prepare8286
    @prepare8286 Před 5 lety +5

    I love people who have seen borat

  • @danielreid7605
    @danielreid7605 Před 3 lety +1

    This was very amusing

  • @tomekstec981
    @tomekstec981 Před 3 lety +1

    3:40 lul there are two people there. The woman is just looking, while the person dressed in black is changing the tire.

  • @willav9267
    @willav9267 Před 5 lety

    Never thought I’d find this so fucking funny.

  • @SM-1010
    @SM-1010 Před 5 lety +1

    This dudes approach to things is funny

  • @ApeHartted
    @ApeHartted Před 4 lety +2

    “And he cooks... rocks.”😂

  • @jakeroot2247
    @jakeroot2247 Před 5 lety +7

    9:39 had me dying

  • @reezlaw
    @reezlaw Před 4 lety +5

    Checking my nose right now... it feels average... for an Italian

  • @siler22
    @siler22 Před 5 lety +6

    10:40 best bit xDD

  • @blankface_
    @blankface_ Před 3 lety +2

    Best thing I've seen all week. Thanks for the joy, Tom

  • @Paolur
    @Paolur Před 4 lety +1

    Yo thats a tight mini right there

  • @user-sw5mi8vn5s
    @user-sw5mi8vn5s Před 5 lety +32

    6:41 The way your pronounce minis lol

    • @blzy2305
      @blzy2305 Před 5 lety +10

      He's saying it correctly.

  • @hayleythees
    @hayleythees Před 5 lety +4

    Thank you, I needed this today.

  • @northof-62
    @northof-62 Před 4 lety +2

    0:20 - never mind the nude class, it looks like someone in a grey hoodie is sprinting away from a crime scene back there across the intersection.

  • @joshhambleton90
    @joshhambleton90 Před 4 lety

    4:40 had me dying hahahahaha "i've just discovered alien lifeforms... on this planet"

  • @marcjohnson3553
    @marcjohnson3553 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh my god, 9:49 killed me. “There he is!”

  • @jeffpape6519
    @jeffpape6519 Před 5 lety +6

    We need more of these!

  • @derrick3481
    @derrick3481 Před 5 lety +1

    I’ve been subscribed for a while and should’ve known better but that was way funnier than I thought that would be