The Most Offensive Jokes in Seinfeld History | CanonBall
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I keep telling people It's Always Sunny is just Seinfield if they were broke.
The creators of always sunny would say the same thing
I think the initial comparasons were "its always sunny is like seinfeld on crack"
I just couldn't get into It's Always Sunny
Same
@@alexanderball6326 Literally on crack in one episode.
I remember an episode where Eliane thought she was in a biracial couple as did her then boyfriend, her thinking he is black and him thinking she is Latina, when in truth they are both white.
What’s offensive about that?
@trapez77 not offensive but dumb as hell, and frankly race jokes don't look good when out of 9 seasons only 19 black people showed up.
And we're pretending this is offensive... why? The whole joke is predicated on the arbitrary nature of racial distinctions!
then when they both realized they decided to go to The Gap lol that ep was hilarious
I remember that episode. I always found stupid and unbelievable that Elaine, Seinfeld and co. could think that a guy that clearly caucassian was black, but the scenes of Elaine trying to discover the guy's race without asking him directly where amusing
You know, this show has zero footprint in the UK. It may have aired around midnight in 93-95.
The BBC were TERRIBLE with the scheduling of Seinfeld. I bet Channel 4 would have treated it with respect and given it a much better time slot. It potentially could have been as big as Cheers, Frasier and maybe even Friends in the UK with a better/regular time slot and more promotion.
I’m Puerto Rican and my fav episode was the PR parade one lol especially the stomping part ,it was a accident though 😂
The quietly ignored part is it was an accidental burning, and he stomps on it because he's trying to stop the fire and he's a doofus character. That's why it's funny. Cracked is too focused on finding offense in 30 year old comedy to notice, but bravo to you for enjoying and letting us have nice things! 😁
Yeah, that's THE WHOLE JOKE, IDK how a (purportedly) COMEDY-centric site like Cracked could miss that.
@@Robocopnik because they're not comedy anymore. They're woke idiots who are too obsessed with virtue signalling to actually see humour when it's right in front of them. Bring back the old Cracked. Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder was amazing.
@@JoshuaMcTackett Complaints about wokeness are misguided, I think. One can be socially conscious and also funny.
Racism against whitie is mythology and hilarious. Tender lil Saltines are so salty
I mean, one of the main gags of the series is that the protagonists are assholes? Like, they're shitty people, that's why it's funny.
I wonder if there were other jokes that were pitched, but never made it past the writers room.
Great video!
And to be fair... i think we know Kramers stance on racism.
No, we can presume the actor’s stance on racism, because he shouted slurs at hecklers.
Nothing to do with Kramer.
@@CorbCorbin true! My bad.
I guess if you called a rude person fat one time that means you hate all fat people forever. Get real, grow up.
Okay, now, try to follow along here, but an ACTOR is someone who PRETENDS to be another person. The actor is not ACTUALLY the character they portray.
Probably ones that weren't funny.
It was also about good bass riffs.
GarageBand synthetic bass. A real musician and a real bass was never used to create those fills.
Too controversial.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the accidental blackface episode
I was bothered by that episode where Jerry got molested by his dentist. Elaine even applied it's happened to her.
Implied.
WTF did I just watch? What connection does morality have with humor?
Guy falls downstairs: someone laughs
The goofball in this video: "ok, but was it ACTUALLY funny?"
I'm just shocked Seinfeld been on long as it has.
I’m ready for future installments of joke compass like this for other series
Joke policing is sh!tlibbery in action.
I can't believe any real person would demand more of this.
@@danbauer3669Its basic capitalism. Producers need to allow only jokes that encourage a greater sale of their product. If your product makes more people angry when its supposed to make them laugh, then either rebrand or fix your product. The people that complain about this basic function of capitalism are just snow flakes that hate freedom.
@@LeonardGreenpaw yeah. Snowflakes. Good one. I bet you have a toxic reaction to any criticism of capitalism. No matter. One day capitalism will let you down and abandon you, as it does to so many, and then you can blame yourself for being a freedom hating snowflake. Enjoy your tent city under the bridge!
@@danbauer3669 it's triva about the absurd lines that the writers and the censors had about jokes and I find that fascinating what they thought was and wasn't acceptable. It's not like Cracked is trying to cancel fuckin' Jerry Sinfield.
@@JessieShadowhold show's already been canceled. Cracked is a fart on the wind. I unsubscribed. The comments under this video are pretty toxic, too, and I didn't help much in that regard.
You go ahead and enjoy whatever it is that you enjoy. If you want more of this, have at 'er.
It's still hard for me to believe how Jerry Seinfeld (the actor) is such an unsavory character, in real life..
@@laserhobbyist9751 he dated a 17 year old when he was 38
@@ryanhatesgirlsSo?
@@Grim528Well, at least we know who the pedo is in the chat…
@@laserhobbyist9751 That's what the internet keeps telling me - many people from NY and who have met him in person.
The character in the show is a huge asshole, that's why it's funny.
Woah, cracked video
Once fun, now the fun police.
Please please please bring back people watching. The world needs it now more than ever
I see canonball and I click!
Humor is subjective, therefore EVERYTHING is funny. People just need to stop letting themselves get offended over stuff that they personally don't find funny.
True but not funny to punch down. One or two fat joke is fine but more it just hate.
Speaking in general
@@Watch-0w1 no. it isn't hate unless it's presented that way. and this is coming from someone who's obese.
@@invadersean8901example: if u have 3 episode of Seinfeld just keep joking about fat people.
U know the show just fat hating and won't be funny because it gets old
Cracked Moral Compass: This video was Not Funny.
homophobia - funny
sexism - funny
Comparing black and white cookies to black and white people - hilarious apparently
How is it an unaired episode, if I've seen it on TV and in syndication?
Could someone at Cracked explain to this dude the difference between racism and xenophobia?
Xenophobia can be racist if the countries you hate all have a different race than you.
@@greywolf7577 If you hate all the nations that have a different race than you then that's racist, sure but if you hate a particular nation that just happens to have a different race than you then that's just xenophobia. The way he used that in the video is hilariously wrong.
@@freyja6360 So you just said, "I can't be racist if I have a black friend."
There's actually a fair amount of Asian countries that kinda hate each other, but they don't hate themselves, so clearly that's not racism cause they don't hate all Asians only some of them...
Dude, you're literally trying to goalkeep racism.
@@mrobject9113 LOL 😂 That's not what I was saying, girl but what I'm saying know is that you clearly have some problems with reading comprehension and you're trying to be quite manipulative without a reason. Read up what's the definition of xenophobia because clearly your school has failed you.
PS. Liking your own comments is super cringy.
Racist jokes can be funny, as long as the jokes are good natured. We have decades of stand-up, and sitcoms that prove it. -Even Seinfeld.
The text must admonish the racist element at minimum for that to happen, but it can, yes.
Racist people think racist jokes are super funny. Who are you to tell them that they are wrong?
It's hard to see how it got its reputation? You just played the line. That. That's how
Click bait
Not just click bait but the video is designed to add engagement to the channel by triggering people to post comments about how they don't like the video. You'd think if people didn't like it they would just ignore it and move on but thesr modern times have given everyone a voice and it turns out people would rather complain about things they don't like them talk about things they actually enjoy.
What's truly crazy about this is it's encouraging people to make more content that just triggers people to reply.
I truly truly find it absolutely insane to see people constantly return to a channel they say they supposedly hate almost like they enjoy being triggered.
@@mrobject9113You keep saying "triggered" in a sad attempt to downplay criticism. But that's still all it is. People rightfully calling something bad. You're right that it's sad, the best Cracked can do is purposefully being bad, just to get engagement, but a. it's still too little to actually help them. And b. the only one that seems upset here is you. And maybe Cracked. But we could argue here all night and it's still not going to help their channel.
@@whateverwhatever4026 So you found me in another comment thread just to reply to me again? Dude, you really do sound mad.
@@mrobject9113 You tried that one already. Maybe you should calm down and actually THINK of something better. Literally anything that's not "NO U IS TWIGGERED!!!😭😭😭". Take your time. I'll wait.
If I had to pick an offensive part about the puerto rican episode, its no the flag thing...its when some crazy stuff is happening on the street, and Kramer says "its like this everyday in puerto rico"
Except it's Kramer, he's not exactly depicted as a levelheaded guy. Him having some misguided bonkers nonsense idea is the premise for like, a third of the show.
I miss After Hours.
I also have never seen a black person eat a salad.
Because I live in america, salads barely exist here
Racism is funny when a racist is humiliated with racism: (for instance)[ 1st thing you notice when you enter White-People-Homes, Smells like Cabbage, not fresh cabbage either, smells like it was boiled, then put in a tupperware a few days, then made into a scented candle lit just for company; you know people smell it too because they change the subject immediately to what a lovely home it is ]. Racism is funny, when you tell a racist joke to your family for the purpose of spotting the racists who laugh.
People complaining and feeling triggered about a show that ended so many years ago
That's the 21st C, I guess.. 🙄
The video got you to comment so it sounds like a good video. Do you truly think Cracked cares about if your annoyed at them or not or do you think they are counting the advertising dollars while laughing maniacally while you guys keep adding engagement by posting your displeasure.
@@mrobject9113 My comment was not specific to this channel, it's just a general observation.
@@AvyScottandFloweryou wrote it here stupid. Any engagement is good engagement. Advertisers just need to know you watched the gd thing. The entire world is tearing itself apart at the seams because rage triggers the most engagement. The comodification of human emotion has fomented into a sea of rage and butthurt that's not going to stop till we have a global civil war
@@AvyScottandFloweroutrage gets clicks. Yes. That's the point. Not good commentary just annoying people into commenting.
@@mrobject9113 Are you saying this channel is just clickbait?
"Only" 19?!? 😱😱😱
Well theyre practically the kkk then....
Just out of curiosity, how many tokens is "enough"?
There's more than 19 black people in New York
@@Squirreltasticqueen Sooo EVERY blk person in NY is the goal post?
🤣🤦🏿♂️
You expected them to show every person in New York on the show?@@Squirreltasticqueen
I think the salad joke would have been funny if they guest starred an up and coming black comedian and they were allowed to improvise every insult at George - and then have them come on one more time to humiliate George in front of his boss.
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Cry about it
I have seen a Black person eat a salad, but it took me 20 seconds to remember.
I think that's more gendered than anything. I've seen female blk ppl eat salad. No males though...No males in general. Expect me. Does that change my race or gender? 🤔
Does it still count if there's more meat and dressing than actual vegetables? What are the rules here?
I recently saw some black people hunting, which surprised me since hunting seemed to be a white redneck sport.
@@greywolf7577 wow. Amazingly ignorant. Uhm.... every single type of people comes from Hunter/gatherer Origins. All of the humans.
Maybe in the modern era it's more of a redneck pastime, but historically everyone is hunters.
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Joke policing is sh!tlibbery in action.
This channel is on life support.
SoooOoOoo offended
In what world is Seinfeld offensive? Seinfeld is bland af
You see kids, in the 90s, there was so little content that _Seinfeld_ was considered funny, despite the fact that it obviously wasn't. The late 1900s was a dark time, and don't let any Gen Xers tell you otherwise.
so,jew-ish"friends"but somehow worse...
If racism isn't funny, explain "Dear White People" or "White Men Can't Jump"
That isn't so much racism as ratial/racism commentary. Are they a perfect commentary? No. Is the actual racism funny? No. But as commentary? Literally no other comparable social commentaries available should tell us something not so great about getting such topics produced.
I don't think the video was commenting on if racism is funny, maybe you should rewatch the video so you at least might sound like you know what your talking about.
@@DragonkruxWhite Men Can't Jump is a comedy, that can be funny at times, but does have a racist title. And Dear White People is just overtly and impressively racist as a whole. Have you seen either? Just because there's commentary in it, doesn't make that commentary not racist...
The best part of this video is all the snowflakes you offended in the comments section.
Are you just imagining snowflakes? Because I don't see anyone upset lmfao Snowflake paranoia? Btw, the term snowflake was coined by the writer of Fight Club, a gay man, commenting on male fragility. Thank you for being a fragile man, and showing us your "ha ha that'll teach the snowflakes" hallucinations.
Learn new words.
A. "Snowflake" was played out a decade ago, and you're only using it because you're STILL upset about people calling you that.
And B. THE VIDEO IS **ALREADY** CRACKED GETTING UPSET AT JOKES.
I'm looking for the offended people I can't find any.
@@Squirreltasticqueen I've seen plenty. The one in the video complaining first of all, and then a bunch in the comments complaining about how Cracked is getting made fun of. Like always.
@@whateverwhatever4026 All caps? You sound pretty mad bro
Didn’t know Cracked was still a thing. Glad I haven’t missed much.
I mean you do comment a lot on their channel there bud...
@@mrobject9113 🤣🤣🤣
And when the hell did crack become the arbiters of funny you guys don't know nothing about funny It's all funny or none of it is you poke fun of all of it or none of it
This is the most triggered response to an inconsequential youtube video
@@ryanhatesgirls ...is also triggered
@@ruffryder13 No, we're just commenting on how angry you guys are about a channel that is essentially exploiting your rage boner.
Also I just want to note that I upvoted your comment because it's the most triggered response in the comments. Absolutely too quality that must be savored by everyone.
@@ruffryder13 amazing that you had to edit your comment that only has 3 words in it. Stay in school kid!
You can't discern morality from stories that are not meant to depict what is or what should be, aka 'jokes'.
This is why your channel is almost completely unfunny.
Yeah, there's an unfortunate tendency sometimes for folks to kind of ignore what a text (or show, in this case) is actually going for, and focusing instead on a kind of pseudo-moralizing, that's fixated on very surface-level aspects. And it's not even actually about morality, per se, it's about a kind of pantomime of morality, of a performance of morality to show how much better the viewer (allegedly) is.
@@Robocopnik yep, the way they speak, you'd think they were an expert in philosophy of ethics instead of just having 1/4 of a journalism degree.
@@Robocopnik you very eloquently describe disingenuous virtue signaling. You see, all communication is virtue signaling and when it comes from honest actors acting honestly then it's fine. It's when morality is presented by dishonest actors that most people realize that they are being lied to, and being played the fool.
The presenter here is obviously the most goodest boy that ever was, which is why he gets to tell us all that we're bad for having laughed at these jokes.
Joke policing is sh!tlibbery in action.
The jokes weren't offensive. They were funny. Why do so many people think everything is offensive? And the JFK jokes were hilarious, and who is anybody to say something's not funny. You don't like it, don't watch it
I can actually hear you crying while you write this
Does it offend you that they didn't find it funny? lol
Happy holidays
People are unable to distinguish exaggeration for the sake of humor and actually supporting what is being represented. We knew it wasn't that serious. "Naked man" was pointing out how creepy it would be, not encouraging the move. A large part is when jokes are taken out of context as well.
Wow... that's the most reductionist thing I've read in a good six months. Truly a master work. 🤦♀️🤦♂️
Sorry the most offensive joke was the Seinfeld show itself
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