Skywars Funny Moments 5 | Now kills 99.9% of germs
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- Skywars Funny Moments 5 | Now kills 99.9% of germs
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Outro Song: SNES Classic Edition Menu Music
Thanks for watching!
Yes we know how long the video is thanks
I know these kids are annoying on how long the vid is
Waited a month or two for a 4 minute video. Worth it
Oh hey your that guy from that Yiay video like 3 years ago
@Bitzel lol
And don't forget S.W.F.M 2
Bitzel wat ur music
“You’re not gonna block place me”
*final words before death*
"WOOOOOGGHHHH"
WOOOOOOO is the last word
Final words before been blocked
Famous last words
What's the song that plays when he dies?
3:45 Is no one gonna talk about the PERFECT timing of the blocks breaking and the song?
Ryker Chapin and it says tommyinnit left, lol
I didn't even notice that.
Song name?
Oh yeah lol
SolvaxGG who can?
“Now kills 99.9% of germs”
I currently have a cold, I’ll be back here if this video doesn’t work
Oh noes
Pixelcraftian The Animator Your Here?
I love how I get a Clorox ad while reading this comment that says kills 99 percent of bacteria and germs
@@sportymcshorts7224 lol
Did it work?
The one dislike is the germ that didn't get killed.
Constricter how did you get that “B” like that
@@Carmn07 it's a channel member badge
Constricter ohh, that’s so cool!
Stop, thats the good germ it helps us :C
True
Bitzel is like that quiet kid in class that’s good at everything
like knowing an _odd_ amound about how guns work
this makes no sense :I
@@YaBoiAshX ikr
Even with knife and guns
like me basicly
2:10
“I believed I could fly”
-Skywars player 2019
HOW
@@loksize4588 I think it’s the super smash bro’s theme or something like that
“Kills 99.9% of germs” WE NEED THIS NOW
Kittycool 70 yes we do u-u
we so dooo
100% came out
So true
Hahaha i am German
“You’re not gonna block place me”
-Cade 2019
Edit: woah that’s enough likes don’t you think 😅
R.I.P.
Cade left the chat
That kinda Funny Dude But R.I.P
69 likes!
@@kred1ble669 how did they even get likes? xd they just repeated from the video
3:46 notice how the blocks break in sync to the music lel
lel
lel
lel
lel
whats the music called?
“you’re not gonna block place me” -Cade, 2019
• Loafix Boxif • Not really 2020, Since the saying was made in 2019.
Îvÿś Štüîdo when he made that comment it was still 2019 but very close to 2020 but still 2019 and the video was made in 2019 and Cade said that in 2019 so even if he did post that in 2020 (which he didn’t) it would still be .Cade 2019. so a quote that Isaac Newton said you would say “[insert quote here]”
Isaac Newton, 2020
Would ya
@@theunpredictable3691 *TOO MANY 2019 AND 2020's*
Dawid Wozniak ok
Well technically it was "wOOOOOOOOOOOOGHGHHHHHH" but im not tryna ruin any Christmases
3:46 it syncs perfectly
0:19 perfectly cut screams
That's the point
And that makes it funnier
@@toukuu yeah hahaha
0:22
what's the song there????!?!?!, PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW!!!!
3:29 A moment Of Uno Reverse Card
Lol yeah
a few years ago my friends called me stupid and i realized i had an uno reverse card. you can guess what happened.
Spoonge the Sam thing happens to me except I said no u
0:24 lol "cade" in italian literally mean "he falls".
XD
THIS IS IN ROMANIAN WTH
Cade in brazil means “where?”
idk whats the name of the song :(
Dotle it’s called Mario Paint
i love how it says TommyInnit left the game at 3:50
so.. what was the point of ur name?
3:33 that’s so funny I will laugh forever
Shaking why text xd
Creative Minecraft yes
Are you still laughing
@@ismailfardane3207 i think he died of laughing
Matias Angelico yea
3:51
*"TommyInnit left"*
ME GUSTA TOMMY
Lol
@@Borsalino1 racist
@@epicbaseplate1674 how? he could be black
Ew gacha
Bitzel : "i'm gonna STAB you."
-Bitzel 2019
Crippy69 oh hi brotha didn’t know ur here UwU
UwU what's this?
2:29 wanna have bad time?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
Cade: "you're not gonna block place me"
-Cade 2019
I’ve been clowned I can never show my face on hypixel again
you already dont post, and u post fortnite to late you dont show ur face anyway XDDD
😀😀i Like hot Dogs hhahaha #Random #Poggers!
@@BitzelBlockington i like you
and no homo
Pav you have tooken it too far.
_please don’t._
@1,000 subs with a few vids LMAOOOOOOO I FORGOT AND IT WAS 6 MONTHS AGO
3:58 "TommyInnit Left"
3:26 When you fall for your own trap-
Okay kid
@Shadow Dio Yep they're gacha dumb kid
@@sira4391 -o- gacha is not that bad.heh
Ouf
@Shadow Dio immediately assuming someone to be an idiot I seeeeee
3:47 *i love how that was on beat*
futaba
ryukiyo Nani?
@@animecrackheadd5534 なに?
“Hey honey, you should play with the neighbors kid he seems nice.”
The neighbor’s kid:
I would wanna play with this neighbours kid
2:29 Finally I found megalovania in a non-undertale video, yes!
First time?
@@zipperjackets4524 Almost my first time, yes. I only found another in a wii sports video.
Actually that guy has really good aim, or just got lucky.
Random Zergling there’s more from sketch tho
why hello random zergling did not expect to see you here
1:38 the Alex: NANI
Say waaaaaaaaat
Whats the song ?
ᴍᴜsɪᴄ?
Idk
@@emorybest1003 I NEED ME THE SONG
Skywars players: *sweats*
Bitzel: haha Steve go *bonk*
LMAO
“You’re not block place me”
0,2 seconds later
Dies*
2:35 You feel like u gonna have a bad time
00.1% of germs:why am i still here just to suffer
sad music intensity*
3:28 bitzel killed a guy with his own trap
what a mad lad
Wjat was that mario music
That’s how mafia works!
2:03 this new dragon ball episode looks great
No subs so I’ll help!
GamerLife - Lol why would u say that like that’s nice but they have no videos idk why you’d sub to them
I get you’re trying to be nice but still what
I decided to sub to random people for an hour so I subbed to even more people bu I’ll sub to u too 😄
perfect
0:30- when you just watch bitzel video
Thanks for 4 likes!
No 6
1:26 I love this
0:20
"your not gonna block place me"
*gets block placed*
*1945*
Japan: your not gonna bomb me
*gets bombed*
Ouf
Me:youre not gonna troll me
TROLLED
That’s Politics oh okay mister wise guy proceeds to fall in
its luthier “shares links to a megalovankia
@NotA Farmer2 sometimes humor turns sour,sad,dark things to something you can comprehend. I suggest you try it. I have made many jokes about my parents abusing me its still sad and very dark but atleast i can comprehend them now
"Now kills 99.9% of germs"
That one germ:
0.1 lol
“You’re not gonna block place me”
Cade’s last words
*BEFORE HE GOT BLOCK PLACED*
welp the hacker fly to the void...
void:hi hacker welcome to ur worst nightmare
2:21 undertale megalovania sans is bitzel lmao
2:55 Best effects in this time LOL
Everyone gangsta till the music box runs out
what are those effects called?
i play minecraft It’s when some animatronic is in the halls or inside the room or in the vents at FNaF 2
@@marcellofp7465 ok thx
@@marcellofp7465 Isn't the normal music of FNAF2? I don't remember if theses sounds play when animatronic move
When mom say no bad memes
Me: watches Bitzel
@Michael Hedberg are u bitzels bro?
Mad lad
2 things I love about this video, 1. It was on my birthday 2.it was funny
Happy birthday(I’m late lol)
0:48 I've come for a bargai- OH F****
"You're not gonna block place me"
Bitzel: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
“Now kills 99.9% of germs”
COVID: Why do I hear boss music?
"You're not gonna block place me"
Famous last words
2:55 when u wake up at 3 am
Yorkdy Canaca what’s the name of sound tho
Никита Завгородний fnaf 2 ambience
Никита Завгородний fnaf 2 hallway* ambience 🌝
The 0.01% Of Germs : *"I Am Inevitible"*
0.1 🐖🐖🦛🦛
The archer guy that stole ur kill mastered the ultra instinct.
So true
Time
"You're not gonna block place me"
*bitzel places more blocks*
Cade: WOH!!
lol when he screamed It kills me xD
WOOOO-
That's because you're the germ.
ZathanMC I’ll be ur 500th subscriber
perfectly cut screams episode xx
It's Zathan!
This video will be nostalgic one day
“Your not gonna block place me”
Bitzel:pulls out uno reverse card
Holly shit that a one
Im his UNO REVERSE CARD
@@iAmWorkOfArt no your just muscular dream
@@florian0879nope my old pfp was an Yellow Uno Reverse Card
2:13 got me dead laughing
Me too. That was the best part
3:46 Tommy left the game he probably so mad after it happens to him
That’s the server not the game
@@theeverythingchannel7810 that's same idiot
Fivoune stfu kid lol
1:14 that spider is MVP
*MVP++
“You’re not gonna block place me”
Bitzel: *Block Card In UNO*
and here i am, after many years, back to this channel, and still being entertained by it. good work bitzel.
2:55 The FNaF sound 😆😆😆👍🏻
uhm whats so special about it?
i mean i already know about it
not to be mean why do i feel annoyed by this no offense
Player Making Trap: He's Gonna Fell For It!
Bitzel: Not Today
0:23
Cade: don’t you wanna hear my last words?
Bitzel: I just did.
2:29 i like the song
@@coreyuy9606 thx
I love the concept of lightning and striking it on command so on 2:10 his sword swing aligns with the lightning strike and it looks so cool!
1:54 *random girl eating my nuggets me: GO EAT THE VOIS SOUP *pushes girl*
3:49 as soon as that guy fell, Tommy left lol, DOES THAT MEAN YOU GOT TOMMY?!?
🤔
0:24
I would remind that his name means "It's falling" in italian cuz i speak it
@Jesse plays Roblox he said it means, not is.
JesseGoesRoblox noone cares
Veroooooooo
Lol there is a word in my language (Romanian language) that also means "it's falling" xD
P.s. it doesnt only mean that, it also means "he/she is falling"
I like how Bitzel at 2:56 didn't even give a reaction to almost dieing! For example he didn't go: OH NY GAWWWD! HOWWWW!!! But in reality he was just like: Eh 😏
dying*
3:50
Bitzel: *uses axe to throw player in void*
TommyInnit: *leaves*
coincidence?
imagine that was tommyinnit nicked?????
Jj
@@thewither8896 what
2:55 fnaf sounds :v
gave me ptsd lol
He said he's a o
2:56 thats the noise from fnaf it made a huge improvement when you added that
2:10
This man just pulled a boko bounce in minecraft
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
Your vids are so high quality and entertaining! I always hate it when it ends :(
Thanks
its as long as 4:20
420
Rakib Chowdhry yes
@@BitzelBlockington hi
0:20 you're not gonna block place me-
AAAAAAAAAH
0.01% of germs:
🕺
Discharge Oh hey Discharge
0.01*
hallo good germ
can we just appreaciate that his name is OkBoomer in the chat is proof look: 1:13
ღ PicklezInAJar ღ hes nicked
@@Dre-np9yk Ik that
Okboomer
JJamesBeast ok zoomer 👍
@@LEOOPEOOO y what did I do?
“Tommyinnit left the game”
ok and
@@olisiur 😐
3:27 не зря говорят "Не рой яму другому, а то сам в неë упадешь")))
Yes I very much understand what you are saying
This is so understandable
Это верно
2:55 FNAF 2 sound effect
Finnaly someone that knows bout fnaf
@@xxxtentacion5504 haha :)
3:52 no way u can see that tommyinnet left the game . Bitzel and Tommy in the same game
no, thats because tommy friended bitzel or smth
2:12 i laughed so hard
"Tommyinit left"
No one saw that!?!
What...😰😰😰😰 Tomy left hpyixel??? 😰
Bit go to 3:51 and look at bottom left screen
WAIT DUDE DID HE ACTUALLY LEAVE
Bitzel dude holy HECK he left hyxixpiel!!!!!!!!!!
@@teionjo8865 OMG NO A WAY I AN FAN OF TORN IMAGE HE IS THE CALLMECARSON OF HYPEICXEL AND I LOEV HIM HE HENGS ON MY PHOTOGRAPH NEXT TO MY BALD SEXY WOMEN HE ARSE!!!1!1!11!11 who are torn image?
Tryna find out how that guy got launched but all I’m finding is “oMg ToMmYiNnIt lEfT at 3:51!1!1!1
You're not going to block place me....
Him: I am gonna end this man whole career
10 iscritti senza video? pls carrier ahem career
@@stuffland4371 ok
whole
not all
whole career not all career
@@chezcake256 my English lol
0.1% of germs:
"And now, I'm gonna' *stab* you."
The flying man was like: im invinsible!! 😂😂
"0:23 ur not gonna block place me _Cade 2019"
nobody:
germ removal soap: *removes 99.9% germs*
3:29
The guy: hehehe my trap will work
Bitzel: uno reverse card boiiiii
2:14 he probably had frog potion
I dont think frog pots send you to space
I dont play hypixel but i dont think frog potions send ya to space and also play smash bros music ( i know bitzel edited that in).
0.1% of germs: *Imma f***ing do it again*
the fact that this video is also 4 minutes and 20 seconds long is just amazing
0:20 *PERFECTLY CUT OUT SCREAMS IN MINECRAFT EP 5124*
Feels like this is about me cause loads of people pronounce my name germ lol
You seem to be the only germ left in this comment section. Congrats. You are the 1%
For all of u wondering what the song in the beginning was, it is Creative Exercise from Mario Paint
Thanks (:
2:20 love the megalvanio
Magalvanio
3:43 is what name songs or back sound xD
I think it’s a slower Mario paint music soundtrack idk what it’s called but that’s what I guess it is :P’-P=
Creative Exercise - Super Mario Paint
It's remixed I think.
“Your not gonna block place me” that part had me DYING 😂
3:52 If you pause is just right. You can see TommyInnit. Y e s .
bit is friends with tommy :p
3:27 That guy be like :
*SHAME 100*
*"You're not gonna block place me"*
*-Cade, 2019*
Bitzel: Hahaha ur sure about that
Bitzel: *are you sure about that*
Oh so I still have one percent of germs left?
*Karen sues*
0.1 to be exact