Minecraft, but there is almost No Cooldowns
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- čas přidán 19. 05. 2023
- I was feeling mischievous so I made it so there is almost no cooldowns. This basically means, skeletons have a machine gun, blazes are actually the worst thing in the entire game now, and ghast's are just doom. After I made it work I was like maybe I could do a challenge run or something and here we are.
It's my first time doing something like this so can I beat the game? (not legit 🤯🤯)
I apologize for the microphone being up my nose by the way, it will happen again.
There is no mod link as this doesn't use forge/fabric. Future videos will use forge/fabric and you will be able to download the mod.
Music Used In Order (i love donkey kong country music!!!):
Donkey Kong Country - Cranky's Theme
Donkey Kong Country - Island Swing
Donkey Kong Country - Funky's Fugue
Donkey Kong Country - Fear Factory
Donkey Kong Country - Forest Interlude
Donkey Kong Country - Haunted Chase
Donkey Kong Country - Stickerbrush Symphony - Hry
I can't believe you forgot mob spawners. That portal room should have been a fountain of silverfish.
i think there is a max limit of mobs that can be around a spawner, but imagine if there wasn't...
@@questwalkerko IT WILL BE THE FUCKING CHAOS 😂
@@questwalkerko not anymore >:) (just disable spawner limits lol)
and the dragon didn't spam fireballs and the piglins didn't instatrade. Also he should have been able to mine like he had efficiency 5 and haste 2.
@@19adhyayandas77 or the furnace, it doesn't cook instantly
I love how every ranged enemy has been turned into a minigun in this mod.
Ah my favorite, skeletons with M4s and Blazes with M2s
They made all ranged enemies into Americans
skeletons, blazes and ghasts: lets switch to miniguns!
@@architectus8424 The Ghast is just an A-10
Drowned with tridents are freakin Vulcans
1:56 the pure terror in his voice realizing that i-frames practically dont exist
His cheeks were sore
He cried no
bee backshots is insane
@@dumbdum8559not a good day to be literate
“AAAAA AAAÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ” 💀
Ok but surviving the ghast air raid at 8:27 was REALLY impressive
literally a gatling gun
He spam-clicked and walked backwards. Hardly impressive.
@@Another_Dusk More like the Ghatling gun lol.
Or Ghastling, idk what one do you think is better?
meow
Old school Ur-Ghast flashbacks-
dear god imagine creepers with absolutely no start up time on an smp
now imagine withers
Absolute chaos
@@DakrFH the dragon must go crazy with those fireballs
@@DakrFH imagine a ghast, or ender Dragon
@@Clip_It1* dragon: im going to destroy you and your frames*
i love how the projectile mobs are almost guaranteed death
the ghast 💀
@@ominousplayer O NO
Wither
normal minecraft
The have just *slightly* buffed skelets
7:02 "Did some mining off-camera"
The fact that those chickens were just calmly sitting there, looking at you, laying infinity eggs made me laugh for a good while.
The smartest idea he had was using wood to give cover against blazes.
Nether wood doesn't burn silly
@@Finwolf29he used normal wood against the blazes
@@Finwolf29 u didn't watch the video?
@@enocan612 no no, he's right. After some time in the video he used oak planks for protection
@@D00nkeyaw hell nah 💀
It's a miracle that the axe has lived longer than he has.
💀
6:03 bro the nether is literally a war zone lmao 🤣
pov: hell
@@chroniclesofoddities8893 Ultrakill reference
VIOLENCE /// SECOND
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT
@@snowyimp333 End is Violence, Deep Dark is Wrath, and Nether is Heresy
pov : WW1
I knew I would be in for a treat when I saw the mountain of eggs spawning at light speed, and the rest of the video didn't disappoint. It was pure hilarious chaos and I loved every second of it. Your reactions were pure gold.
Fr man this thing is just 🤌😂✨
whoa that off camera blaze rod grind must have been hard and 2 times thats crazy bro
not to mention he was missing 4 eyes at the end, must've been really hard and boring since he cut it out
indeed
Imagine being mg42'd by blazes
not to be a 🤓, but i would like to point out that he could have just bartered with piglins for fire res potions which would have made blaze rods obtainable.
@@JustAnotherCZcamsCommenter I mean you’re not wrong
10:12 The sheep lower their head to eat grass; on zer0-tick cooldown their heads are constantly eating grass to refresh their wool. You could have used shears super quick because his wool would be instantly replaced every time you use shears.
It seems quirky to me. As I recall, to replace the wool, the sheep needs to be on a block of grass (which it'd eat indeed) making it dirt.
Well, there could still be zero tick cooldown for grass growing so it might not be the case. But what could be the case is the animation for the sheep eating which would be (probably) not sped up and it'd prevent the instant replacement putting small delay between the 'updates'.
@@Check_001the animation is fake
@@PrismaticCatastrophism? Elaborate
even if it has wool, the sheep would the grass, and the grass doesn't seem to be being ate, as no particles can be seen, and no sound can be heard, so, idk
@bigfloppa8287 The sheep periodically eat grass without actually "eating" the grass (meaning it doesn't turn the grass into dirt), but on 0-tick, the sheep is constantly doing that. If the grass WERE to be eaten, the grass would instantly be replaced because of 0-tick, although I'm not certain it applies to non-mob delays. Either way, there's lots of grass, so with shears, you'd get a tonne of wool regardless.
5:00 RIP DakrFH, gunned down in Pheonix, Arizona.
that's a lot of firearms
@@GimOA minecraft cant give you ptsd..... right?
Ptsd on minecraft:
7:25 your honesty is appreciated. I liked the video for that
I love those parts of the video 🤣
Skeletons are machine guns. Ghasts, mounted heavy artillery
And blazes are flamethrowers
Skeleton: Heavy
Ghast: Soldier
Blaze: Pyro
Warden are probably railgun
Skeletons are M134's. Ghosts are GAU-8's.
4:50 shit had me DYING😂
It was painful seeing him not using fire res potion to fight the blazes
wanted to cry after realizing that myself
use fire to fight fire
he would have needed to get blaze rods to make one.
@@sirgingerbreadman5832 piglins can trade you them
@@sirgingerbreadman5832 that’s where bastions come in
1:55 Blud got violated by bee 💀
* makes femboy sounds *
beeshots
4:00 Bro is playing a Bullet Nether 💀
My guess on the sheep is that they are constantly in the eating animation. Maybe the actual eating is canceled by the constant start of the animation.
event.setCancelled(true);
Or maybe the grass is constantly regrowing
It wasn't.
@@oMuStiiA
@@Malkx got a citation for that?
@@oMuStiiA "state your source"
"my source is that i made it the fuck up"
Things that would've helped:
1. You should've bartered for fire res and pearls
2. Feather falling boots would've allowed you to dodge mobs (Mostly the ender dragon)by using ender pearls without dying
3. You should've made a bajillion stone axes, since they increase your spam damage
4. Multiple shields would've helped for blocking the insane mob attacks
Weird things to try with this:
1. Multishot crossbows would work like shotguns now (You should've removed the loading cooldown lol)
2. Infinity bow would be ridiculous
3. TNT would be insanity
yeah also just remove the chickens laying infinite eggs lol all it does is lag the game, items cause insane lag and probably was the entire reason behind the lag you got
Also, you may have been able to use snow golems or iron golems to fight
Imagine making a cube of TNT and the instant you light one, KADOOF!
Flint would be the most powerful weapon
beds could be used to insta kill blazes without suffering their napalm spam
6:13 SSSNOOW
❄️
Welcome to bedrock
10:23
That is literally a nightmare. Dealing with one drowned with a trident is annoying, but when it can rapid fire diamond swords? Hell no, that's the most dangerous mob by far.
I hate trident drowned.
Imagine that it was night and he could go out of the water
Don’t forget blaze, the fire one shots
it can rapid fire diamond swords?
@@Exocool Tridents do 9 attack damage, the same as a diamond sword.
1:56 1.8 combat be like:
its really reminds me of combo practice
Real
Bedrock really needs Java combat lmao
@@EwEwWetwallyeah but bedrock is on mobile and the new combat system would be a bit complicated for them so that’s why some features of bedrock are just more mid.
@ijupiter8439
Bedrock is also console
The absolute despair in his voice at 1:04
It's so comical XD and he says "stop, no" like an older sibling is holding something of yours above you, just out of your reach
8:28 that was beautiful. Just fighting back a ton of fireballs while walking backwards on a bridge
12:51 thats the first time in years i've seen a boat explode into 3 planks and 2 sticks,mostly because after 1.9 they dont usually do that anymore
it happens if they fall a prime number of blocks iirc
@@sky_0f_blue979 what the fuck why
Old spaghetti code colliding with New code and fixes
They need to fall from a specific height for it to happen too
@@YataTheFifteenth Mojang spaghetti code
For context: the boats break when you fall an exact amount of blocks. Not sure what that amount is, but the fact that that happened is so funny.
49 Blocks
i think theres 2 heights where this happens
@@amongsussyballs nope
multiple heights actually
@@DakrFH huh?
12:48 That is very rare but it only happens at the specific heights of 12, 13, 49, 51, 111, 114, 198, 202, 310 and 315 blocks high. The boat breaks and you die
AND he got out early and avoided the death LOL
6:26 enemy snipers be like
lol
i just love how every time that he encounters any sort of shooter, it turns into d-day
bullet hell games
5:43
it turns into an average american school day
5:37 bro just pulled up with a flamethrower
damn this guy's persistence on a single world is unmatched. I usually die twice early on and make a new world. definitely earned a subscription
Skill issue
Skill issue
Bro turned into an anime girl at 8:55
Some more cooldowns you could change:
Item despawn time (That would also fix your chicken issue)
Furnace and potion stand cook time
Nether portal and bed wait time
Villager trade cooldown
Bow and crossbow draw speed for both players and mobs
Drowning time
Fire spread speed
Plant growth speed
Mob ambient sound delay
mining speed
Cave sound delay 💀
The thing about the first one is how would you pick up any materials on the ground?
@@differenttopicinstead of 5 minuets it could be 5 seconds.
That would also mean that he would lose everything every time he dies
You were getting hit so fast you were literally levitating, also CRIMINALLY underrated, please keep making content, thank you for this video, subbed!
tysm I'm gonna try to make more in the future
@@DakrFH Btw don't rush, Quality over quantity always, please remember that.
ik ik, i wanna improve and rushing is not the way but thank you though!
@@DakrFH Please do! This is some quality MC content, reminds me a lot of the Dream golden age when he was starting to pick up and manhunt was just one of his many challenge run ideas. Subbed and turned on notifs, excited to see what comes next!
Me when I make command block skeleton spammer
First day to bedrock player in java be like 9:15
I love the combination of the perfectly timed cut and the text that shows up at 4:47, makes me feel like watching one of those old 100 ways to die in Minecraft videos again. It's nostalgic in a good way, thanks!
😅
8:29 That was weirdly badass and cinematic
Ikr
NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH
Nuh uh counters just everything i guess
yea
That reminds me of that one scene on kungfu panda, but no cd
Building your cover out of wood against rapid fire blazes…
Peak intelligence
Nether wood is fire-resistant
@@TheStopwatchGod but he used oak planks
0:55 dude that reaction is priceless 👌
1:50 George... GEORGE! Noo Nnoooo!! 🌚
10:00 bro turned into an anime girl
What are you talking about, this is Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.
He is an anime girl.
its the shield rapidly losing durability for me 💀💀 this was great
12:50 I honestly didnt know boats could break like that nowadays, cool
Boat can break in old Minecraft, you just need to crash it into something.
13:15 bro had enough💀💀😭😭
I wish you used the thousands of eggs the chickens were laying as projectiles for your minigun-speed arm. That way you could shoot back at all the ranged enemies.
10:15 you could have remove cooldown for sheep eating but the sheep isn’t eating so it’s stick in animation
I wonder if this mod affects redstone too, just imagine one of these flying machines zooming at full speed
they would never work because the pistons and signals would travel instantly, ruining any important timings
2:41 meanwhile inside his mind:
"oh yeah, damn, that's a beautiful flint"
3:59 *ENEMY MACHINE GUNNER SPOTTED, TAKE COVER!*
0:59 those chickens are SHITTING
So am i
1:56 dude got comboed by a bee💀
12 hit bee combo
Minecraft but every mob has TikTok syndrome
I think your best option to get blaze rods would be to first trade with piglins to get a fire resistance potion so you wouldn’t killed by the blaze.
Fireballs still do damage, but it would definately help.
@@hamaczech13 no blaze fireballs won’t hurt you if you drink if you have fire resistance. Though they can melee attack you.
@@hamaczech13the fire is deadlier in this situation
12:07 did anyone else notice the boat dropped xp?
Yes
Maybe an enderman that died there
It dropped Style XP
If u look closely you can see that it was there before
6:20 bro they shoot before you turn the corner lmao 😂😂😂
The fact that you say "Nuh-uh" when you deflect is wonderful.
5:56 got me good
XD
*hit spam*
“HOOH!!”
😢michael jackson... is that you?
Lol
6:25 blazes were like: " *go on step out, i fckn dare you* "😂😂
1:55 POV: fighting calvin
Skeleton w automatic cross bows are terrifying
This actually deserves way more views, its really good edited and its funny, you’re totally getting another sub
Edit: DAMN, thanks for the likes
yeah same dude this is awesome you need more subs like dam
Haha EGGS
@@alexanderbeaudean2389 bro what do you mean eggs?
@@Clip_It1 Eggs
@@Clip_It1 Eggs
that scream at 8:18...brooo...i'm dead
God I wish that one was full volume
Would have been the greatest scream of the decade
ÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I thought that was the ghast
He legit sounded like ross from bad piggies
Pretty much any projectile mob turns the game into a bullet hell
You basically become star platinum with 0 fist cooldown.
To make the blazes simpler i probably would have gone the low% speedrun strat of just dropping the blazes on a iron golem and letting the golem deal with it.
The golem would die in seconds.
@@theminerboy5694 I think the blazes would die first, given that the golem can also attack with super-speed
@@ribozyme2899no, the blazes would shot 10 fires (enough to kill the golem) in milliseconds
@@ribozyme2899fire damage is deadly with no cooldown
@@ribozyme2899 but the fire damage is also instant, and the golem would throw the blazes in the air before it would have a chance to kill them
5:45 "ohh mah ghaad"
It sounds like a chicken or emu said human words
2:43 f l i n t
This was incredibly entertaining!
I might hazard the challenge with some friends.
Thank you for preserving our hearing from your no doubt very loud screams.
I think you've been chosen by the algorithm man. Congrats. Honestly it's very deserved. I thought this vid was from a hundred thousands if not millions sub channel since there was so much effort put into it until I glance at the sub button. Keep up the good work man
thank you!
I know how he got reccomended
Freddy Fazbear came to the CZcams HQ and told them to reccomend this video.
Lol
5:30 20 METER EMERALD SPLASH
1:37 welcome to the lag of Minecraft Bedrock
really creative idea it's cool seeing different content that isn't life steal nonsense or hardcore stuff keep it up man. :)
This video low key provides some ideas for a higher difficulty game mode.
Exactly my thoughts, if the item spawn cooldown can just be excluded (so chickens and other items spawning creatures don't lag the game out), the immense fire damage and arrow firerate combined with instant creeper explosions would make the game so much more challenging.
3:05 belongs in cursed minecraft images
Bro I laughed so hard every time you instantly burnt to death from those Blazes, keep up the work
1:07 the US when they find out again they can re-populate
9:24 1.8 players unironically thought this was good gameplay
This is Pc bedrock players now, against mobile players
And it was. No matter how much you claim it isn't.
It valued quick thinking, decision making instances and adaptability instead of god damn rock paper scissors, or in this case, shield sword axe.
@@notroboteva7601 we usually use swords, not fists, but sure.
@@charlieflight6124 yeah but now you have to time your strikes instead of: who can click faster wins
@@sapienshalt2668 Yeah, that clicking speed was a skill you cultivated and trained, it was a power that only the best could show, now you're at the same skill level as some low weak schmuck no matter how good you are at pvp. The only other way of showing skill is prediction with a bow, but that doesn't really matter when you can just block arrows.
11:47 I feel the pain I have done that in a speedrun also got yourself a new sub
"how patience you are?" This guy:
2:34 Touching a fire in blockstory be like
Bro ya got me memorys of my cracked up game
A man of culture right here
SO NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 10:49 ?!?!?!
Friendly fire
@@kite1039 i meant the baby zombie on a chicken
@@_Gen12It’s normal, they are called chicken jockeys
The zombies got machined gunned
6:31
that sounds familiar
Penguinz0 woooooo meme
Nice video despite the few cheats. Putting in immense dedication before accepting that you can't do it is a good mindset.
Oooohohoho! What a great choise of sound for the intro! Melts my heart, and you know what i mean!
6:55 I like how this guy thinks!
i really dont 😭
Dang that bee sting the shit outa u 2:00
This is the funniest minecraft video I've seen in YEARS. The editing is top notch! Thank you for the laughs
this video was about having no cooldowns, but the second the chickens spawned it turned into everything now has a cooldown, even breaking blocks.
Oh cool! He added Bedrock skeletons to Java.
holy f**king sh*t, 4:50 brutally killed me so hard I fell down my chair and couldn't get up for a good few minutes. after hurting my head from laying on the floor with 0 cushioning and almost chocking to death from dust and saliva I can say for sure: this video figuratively killed me so hard that I almost died literally.
Thanks for using that music, was really glad to hear it after such a long time. Great video :)
1:54 HE JUST GOT PVPED BY A BEE!
One of the cooldowns that I noticed is still there, is the item de-spawn cooldown. It's 5 minutes if I remember correctly, and obviously it would be almost impossible to beat the game with it removed.
Get to 5 seconds.
Or just 30 seconds
Cool video, but can you be just a bit louder? Your voice is sometimes too quiet and I think it would be nice to be a bit louder :D
tysm and I'll try to be louder
@@DakrFHI actually thought that your voice being quieter made the video funnier imo
The Bee part in the first two minutes was so damn funny
This was hilariously intense, like a sped up shitpost, but with focus.