my 2yo and 4yo open a restaurant, but there's a dark secret
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- čas přidán 6. 08. 2019
- My daughters opened their own restaurant. While I'm normally a huge supporter of black-owned businesses, there's something sinister going on with this one.
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My name's La Guardia Cross. I make music, art, film, and I co-created 2 baby girls with my wife, Leah.
New Father Chronicles began in November of 2014 when my daughter Amalah was 1-week-old. I had no idea what I was doing, so I decided to chronicle my journey on CZcams and make fun of myself along the way. Our 2nd daughter, Nayely, was born in April of 2017.
My channel is filled with the silly adventures I have with my girls, infant and toddler interviews, my interpretations of their babble, silly skits, and the things I've learned or unlearned as a parent. Sometimes Leah and I mix it up a bit and share some pretty personal moments as well. Why? Well, we're far from perfect and we've learned a lot from our mistakes. - Komedie
"It's very dope" is everyone's new favorite restaurant. They have the best food, they're vegan friendly and they play the coolest new music. They play "Buy me the buns" when the bread comes out.
Yassss Buy me the Buns is a hit
I am HOLLERING!!!
Buy me the bunnnnn yeah yeah yeah
And where's my pop pop when I ask for a soda
And they only serve pie. Not cake.
"I'll break your body" 🤣🤣
Better watch it, man. Her sister wants to operate an excavator. Between them both, nobody will ever find you. 😩
Lol! Was saying
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MizzK 😂😂😂😂
LOL!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
With all the bad in the world. You guys are my positive vitamin.
Amen to that! 🙌
Definitely an Amen 🙏 commentary 👍
Tracey Wingfield yes
NFC is more than that. LaGuardia, Leah, I am convinced that your children are gifted.Early talkers usually are. Would you ever share thier art work with the public? You all really should write a book!❤️
@@twebster179 yes that's a great idea. Ingramspark has the best distribution and royalty rate card that I know of. They have on demand printing as well. Yes Thera!
Bunny knew something she ain't supposed to know....so they took her out.
That's gangsta.
Bunny was an occupational hazard lol.
😂😂😂😂
The Black rack CEO don't play.
MAX GALAXYKID black rack ceo don’t play 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Putting the babies out in 3 years!?!?? 🤣🤣
I was like wait a minute...2021😂😭
True! Thats a bit late.
I meeeaaannn they gotta learn to be independent at some time! 🤷🏾♀️
JoyJoy's World The scary thing is that they probably manage it though lol
I know right I wonder what mommy is going to say
Nayely is speaking more clearly I’ve noticed. Our girl! Well, your girl! 😂😂
Michelle Cunningham i know!! it’s so exciting to see them grow up
@@piscesmercury Then we'll be crying because they've grown up 😊😪
Yeah
oh my god the way nayley says “okay” when amalah told her bunny needed to eat. my heart 😭😭😭
🤣🤣
I love it too!!🥰🥰
Right!
Sp precious
I know!
I truly enjoy the fact that as a father, he helps them foster their imagination. It is important for kids to utilize their imagination because it really helps them grow. Good job dad!!
"I'll break your body" 😱😱💀💀🤣🤣
"It's Very Dope" is a legit good restaurant name. I would Uber Eats that and post my meal on IG.
Right!
Customer: what is it?
IVD: it's very dope.
Customer: What's it called?
IVD: just know that it's very dope.
Customer: What's in it?
IVD: what ever we decide & it'll be very dope.
Customer: how much is it?
IVD: how ever much we say it is.
Customer: well, that's not realistic.
IVD: it's not realistic; it's very dope.
Customer: I'd like to speak to your manager!
IVD: I'm the co-owner.
Customer: I'm never coming here again!
IVD: that's not good or bad... It's very dope.
Customer:😶😶😶🚶🚶🚶🚪
IVD: HAVE A VERY DOPE DAY!👋👋
Next guest, please.
Customer: hi! I'd like very dope wrap & chai tea, please-to go, thanks!
IVD: sure thing. $7.
Customer: oh, and two small very dope cups of tap water, please.
IVD: alright, in total that'll be $87.
Customer: ya take IPay?
IVD: yes.
Customer: good! *tap*
IVD: thank you, your order will be ready whenever it comes out at the end of the counter & make a dope day!
Customer: great, thanks, dope day to you too.
That was fun to write💭
@@wtf2612 And it was VERY DOPE, DUDE!🤣🤣🤗🤗👏👏😍
If you survive...
@@wtf2612 😁
So I see Nayely has taken over Amalah’s role as the leader of the kidluminati!!😳
“I’ll break your body.”🥺 LaGuardia: *Silence*
😆
Nayeli is actually the Chief Enforcer of the Kidluminati 🤣🤣. Amalah is President 🥰. 🌈
Tanya Wade 😆😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂
The sound effects take me out every single time😭😭😭❤️
Im here laughing out so loud in my bed
🤣🤣
Elle Are Dee They’re always my favorite part!
The smack smack smack sound effects be like
hehehehehehe
It’s Very Dope created by Amalah Cross and the Black Rack CEO (R.I.P. Bunny)
1,000,000+ stars on Yelp!! (I’ll take a cheese and vegetable patty please)
The Black Rack CEO is the Queen of Hustle!! 🙌🏾
Is this a food truck? Do they deliver?
Is bunny dead??? & When is the wake???
@@ReapTheWhirlwind Seems like she's the Enforcer too😂😂😂😂😂😂
Teresea you know it’s all pretend and a stuffed animal right
So you didn't take Bunny-dude to the hospital? 🏥
You had the phone and didn't call an ambulance... 🚑
PrettyBead WithaK Look the good manz, had to bounce for his own safety lol. Jk. 😭🤣
@@princ3ssMusicifiy 😂😂😂😂😂
@@princ3ssMusicifiy Can't go places with Mr Cross! 😂 Bunny-dude deserved better! 🐇🐰👑💔
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Man, you're really about fast tracking the girls out of the house. A restaurant? After that cake they made?
🤣🤣🤣. 🌈
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I forgot about that cake. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
😂😂😂😂
Im not a father, just came across your vids by accident.
That being said...
Great work brother👍👍👍
You are a great dad, world needs more of you
Becky with the good hair is a guest. 🤣🤣🤣
Renee Larson-Endsley 💀💀😩😩😂
"It's very dope" has a multi-cultural heavily tattooed waitstaff.
Patent that name now: It’s Very Dope Restaurant
Trademark but, yep.
I appreciate seeing your parenting skills: nurturing relationships between the siblings, fostering imaginative play-not just throwing a device at them and letting them spend countless hours in silence. I don’t detect any awkwardness as if they only do it for the camera. Being filmed is an afterthought. THEY will grow up being social, healthy, respectable, responsible human beings. What the world needs more of..... 🙏🏾
LOOKA HERE!!! Yes.... I said, "LOOKA"!!!! Nayely DID NOT COME TO PLAY!!!😂😂 Shhh..Shhhh...Shhhhhh.... She meant that, cause she is "BREAKING BODIES"!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I soooooo love you guys!!!💛💛💛💛 and that YELP Review is EVERYTHING!!!😭😭😭😭
So basically this new restaurant is owned by the baby/toddler mafia😂😂😂
The Yelp review at the end had me rolling. Especially your face. You look like you gave that thumbs up under serious duress. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Bunnies do hop...but I think that bunny is on something! Did you see how she fell over when she sat down...hmm!?
Bunny dude is on that milk intoxication like Nayely was 😂😂😂
@@sweettee6827 ikr! 😂😂😂
I think there’s a special room on the back. The restaurant name is..
ITS VERY DOPE..geniuses
She's on "a meal" from "It's Very Dope"
The Cross Mob opened their first restaurant "It's Very Dope"
Vegan Patties and Droppin bodies 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You should create a children’s book with your beautiful daughters as the characters 😊
I think a children's book is a wonderful idea! LaGuardia you already have so many fun stories to pull from. I will buy the first copy of the bestselling hilarious book! Get busy Dude!🤗
That Yelp review at the end.😂😂😂
The review is priceless. La Guardia's face in that pic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
@@marie_williams - Yeah, it definitely looks like it was coerced.😬🥴😄
Right I was dying
And every restaurant needs capital...la Guardia ain't give them babies no money!!
"it's Very dope" ...Now that's a cool name for a restaurant
That's because he said they already had utensils and food and a kitchen set, so what they need money for? You saw Amalah started making cheese and vegetable patties immediately and Nayely lined the patrons up (you know black baby, becky and bunny dude) at the floor table (best seats for the VIP's) right away. They are entrepreneurs so they had everything handled, until bunny dude apparently died from the food! LMBO!🤣🤣🤣👏😍💖🤗
Y'all dont be stealing their name.
. LaGuardia copyright the name asap
Lol! I walked in to my friend's house one time, and her husband was just sitting on the couch in a daze. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he was counting the days until the kids left for college. 😂😂
Nayley is definitely my spirit animal for sure 🤣🤣🤣
Bunny has eaten too much that's why she is sleeping. LOL
Ticia M Or drank too much, bottles are shown on the whiteboard 😂😂😂😂 0:57
@@kaylarose402 😂😂😂
Got the idis
I would like a reservation to "Its Dope Restaurant " pleassee because i have an ex that's needs a beating 😂
Lol😂
Jess TheBlessed 😂😂😂😂
The secret is that Nayely fed Bunny-dude a milk overdose 🤫😂
After **that cake** that rushed you to all the way to NYC for critical care ... you were an incredibly brave manservant to even think about risking your bowels again LaGuardia. The Black Rack CEO is not playing.
The 6 dislikes are from Bunny Dude
I'm mad at the dolls' names 😂😂😂, but lemme shut up before I end up like bunny too. 🤣
Bunny dude was too full to talk. 😂
The cheese and vegetables patties will do it every time. 😋☺️😍
The Black Rack CEO never cease to amaze me! A few videos ago she was making music, now she has already opened a restaurant! A real Kingpin...with very questionable ways of doing business... hiding dead body (RIP Bunny Dude) and blackmailing (watch your back Laguardia)...🙄
*This is what we need in life* 👏👏
Yes, it is!!
@@phyllispierce6146 lol 🤣🤣
I needed it badly 💪🤗😀🌼🐰🐇i really laughed so hard!
@@sharmi9891 I agree and tbh I laugh at all his vids!
News: "Local restuarant, Its Very Dope has dark secret and caused one customer to um...? Pass out. Pretty Dope indeed!"
Nayely is the most savage kid ever! LMAO!!!! Great name girls . I just love ya'll Cross Family 💖💖💖
I'm in in stitches!!!!!!😂😂😂 The Comments got me laughing just as loud as The Video😂😂😂💖💖💖
Literally the best 3 minutes of my life😂😭😭😭😭
"That baby ain't my child" - wish I had thought of this when my girls were bringing out all of their toys for me to care for. My play grocery bill was out of control. Now I'm a MeeMaw and get to keep all my food to myself and my grandboy Moonpie...oh, and Spiderman and Black Panther. Can I get a franchise license to open a "It's Very Dope" in Dayton OH? #sharethewealth #entrepreneurship #eachoneteachone #grandparentingisexpensive
Lol the yelp review at the end, bunny was just taking a lil nap no need to be alarmed. Asking too many questions was clearly her jump off point 😂 don't start nothing won't be nothing is the motto she lives by. 🤣 expect nothing less from the black rack CEO 👊
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
That food gave that bunny hypertension 😂
So Baby Girl is the muscle behind all this 😂
Yep, and the more her talking expands the more she puts herself in charge of most things. Gotta love that Sweetheart. 🥰💖
when Nayely hugged the bunny🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
That little one has some very persuasive business tactics.."I break your body"!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe Bunny Dude didn't die. Food so dope he caught the ittis! 😂😂
Seeing them talk to each other melted my heart 😭
Successful restaurants:
1. Good location- inside parents home, close to parents Refrigerator&Stove.
2. No complaining customers-Dolls& Dad knows better than to complain
3. Low over head-inside parents home
4. Variety of food- make believe
3. Reasonable priced food.
5. Parking Good- driveway or most dolls don't drive
"Hello?"......"I'll Break Your Body!!" LMAO😂😂 I cannot today!
Bruh when he said "I wasn't afraid " then sprints out the room. 😂😅😂😂😅😅
When you know not to try the black rack CEO!!
How do I get a reservation? I would eat there any time!! And you hauled away there too!! "It's Very Dope!" Tell your friend!! 🤣🤣🤣 On the real though: can you be any more creative? Much love to you and the family!
How do u deal with them growing so fast🤧 I love them so much!
Laughed again😂😂
“BUNNY- dude” THAT’S A SHIRT QUOTE RIGHT THERE😂
That baby ain’t my child! 🤣🤣🤣
My husband: what do you want for dinner?
Me: it's very dope
H: you know, that's right nextdoor to "idk" and across the street from "anything" 😑 lmao!! Blessings y'all!
Nayely is the head of the baby mafia.
Amalah is the front runner
They use the restaurant as a front to ship kilos of baby powder, baby formula, etc
And....with Black Rack Records, like Ice Cube, they push rhymes like weights!!😝😝😝
I know this is two years later, but this is so cute and hilarious!!
I laughed so hard at this !! I don’t even have kids yet and I know it is NOT ever too early !! I have a lot of nieces and nephews that I have lived with okay and when they do to you (NO privacy in the bathroom or anywhere EVER, NO sleep because of crying babies or toddlers waking you up to play after a long shift, and oh you thought you were exempt from 100 questions...? Uh NO !! ) what they would to their own parents, you just know, you know ? 😩🤦🏽♀️😂🤷🏽♀️💯
Let’s just say that when they learn to talk oh how bad you wish they didn’t 😩💯 yes I’m still the GOOD aunt and the favorite 🤷🏽♀️😁💯
"I'll break your body." Her when she didnt get her milk as a baby
What kinda man denies his own grandkid?? 😩🤣🤣🤣
Break that body she says 😂😂😂
I want a baby girl so bad😫 I have a 8yr old boy and lord he’s like a grown man all independent 🙄... this is just so dang cute!!!
Yea I've been trying to make a reservation at "It's Very Dope" for a while now but the hostess keeps making threats & hanging up on me😜😂. Who ya gotta know to get past the guard OOPS I mean hostess??? Lol
The theme song for this restaurants commercial is..... 🎶 🎶 BUY ME THE BUN... YEAH YEAH YEAH 🎶 🎶
I love how they’re language is blossoming! My son is 2 and still won’t utter a word 😔.
Females mature faster than boys.
Seeing the Cross family....makes my day & my week. So creative, always funny.
I think it's time you put all your segments together and make a Cross Family Movie...for the big screen :)
Yes!!!
La Guardia you, Amalah, Nayely, and Leah are part of my self care routine. I absolutely needed this after the interestingly odd day I had at work. Thank you!! 💜💜💜💜
"I'll break your body!" 💀💀😂😂😂
Demanding "It's Very Dope" tees now.
The way she said sit down.😂😂😂😂
La Guardia Cross: Hello?
Nayely: *_I'm going to break your body_*
Dearest Cross family, I came across your site a couple weeks ago and have been watching all I can since. Thank you for sharing all the ups and downs of your lives. You have a whole family loving you for sharing all your laughs and tears. With love, Auntie Alice
Hahaha hahaha hahaha!!! Bunny couldn't sit up, because I think she drunk.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What's in those cups they were serving? Nayely serving up edibles?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s only been 1 min and there’s 33 comments including mine! Dang we all love y’all very much!❤️😋
Bunny said food wasn't as good as Popeye's chicken sandwich and had to be silenced
This is too cute! Poor bunny! 😂😂😂
"I'll break your body" ...Nayely *is not* playing 🤔
There’s at least 16 people (who thumbed down this video) that must not have got the message on how they could end up like bunny 😂😭
Reservations tonight @ "It's very dope". It's the latest Hot Spot Joint. I'm there. Too cute La Guardia. Nayely is the Bouncer. Amalah is the Chef.♥️✝️🕊️🕊️✝️♥️😃😃😁🍰🍒🍨🍫🍩
I See Bunny Dude is the guy that shows up to the restaurant already Drunk.🐰🍻🍺🍻🍸🍸🍻 or it could be some major food poisoning. 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️ Oh well, Good job girls! 👍🏼
*Wait Did Nayely just Take a Mafia style order...*
1 "I'll Break Your Body" order to go...hold the onions.🤣
Sunshine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My name is becky like the doll.....
*no wonder i’ve been getting stomachaches lately 🤔*
A new New Father Chronicles episode on my birthday? Awesome!!!
Happy Birthday, Master Builder! 🎂🍾🎉🎊. 🌈
Happy Day!!
Oh....MY SIDES! I'm laughing so hard I think I shed 2 pounds! Bunny's suspicious "demise" and Nayely's cover story/threats 🤣🤣
LaGuardia’s face on the Yelp review pic 😂 that wouldn’t have anything to do with what happened to Bunny and the words “I’ll break your body.” .... Does it?
It's Very Dope...indeed! Sounds familiar. Isn't that where Mike Corleone did his first business deal before dropping the gun - and then leaving it - on the floor?
😂😂😂you actually ran and I'm crying laughing at you. I love y'all. Again thanks for the laughs
2:10
"sit down"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It sounded like "see down
I came across your channel a few weeks ago and subscribed. This right here is why! A 3 minute video has made my whole day ❤❤❤
Bwahaha Black Rack CEO was not playing with you Sir! 😂😂😂
Why isn't this channel trending?? Your family is so amazing everyone must see this
😄😄😄😂 Nayely is very dope, and she looks just like her mama!
When that bunny died ... I hollered!!!
Ain't White Bunny the one that beat u in the dance battle🤔🤣🤣
LOL... 2021???? Nayely does not approve manservant's message. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never too early to teach children about entrepreneurship.
Nayely should go into the business of naming businesses. I’d hire her. 😁
They watched him rate the restaurant..