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xiao may have lost his job as a chef but he is still cooking. especially with the mika impression. i can vouch for mr. TheNews - i have talked to the wind. the wind has explicitly stated it does not know kaedehara kazuha anymore. it seems the situation is quite severe indeed.
I CAN'T BELIEVE KAZUHA SAID BAD THINGS... Such a tragic turn down... 3:24 broke my heart into pieces and I just can't take in the information about that BREAKING new... I will need theraphy after this.
People: Visible, how many jobs Xiao will get? Visible: YES I love this man fr! I'll be waiting for the next video P.S: Poor Heizou, went to Fontaine just to let us know about the weather...
xiao when he doesn't take his antidepressants:
WHY DID YOU DO HIM DIRTY HELP
I mean like- bro ain't lying-
NAHHHHH💀
same honestly
Zhongli: Xiao! Time to take your meds!
Xiao: NOOOOO DAaaAAaaD! I'm filming!!
first xiao is a chef and now he's on the news?
BRO IS THE JOHNNY SIN OF GENSHIN
Look Zhongli's child is growing up so fast😢
from 2:19 i can confirm
@@themagical1516 his hips really don't lie
That man is the Larry from tawog of genshin
miyawaki sakura of genshin
THE MIKA VOICE HAD ME IN TEARS
It's cool he actually got Mika's actual VA to do that bit.
@@Guymanbot97broo 😭
@@Guymanbot97 yeah, zy0x really did a good job on that one
@@Guymanbot97WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL?!
@@annrsai Nah
2:43 ´It appears I have become a hot dog.´ LMAO IM DED 💀
3:57
Heizou: _drown_
Xiao: Thank you, Shikan bit-
I thought he was gonna say chicken wing boy
NO ONE CAN BEAT XIAO NEWS‼️🔥🗣️
NO ONE CAAAN🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️
NO ONE CAN ❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
NO ONE CAN‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼‼🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼
NO ONE CANNN 🔥‼️🗣️🔥‼️🗣️🔥‼️🗣️🔥‼️🗣️
NO ONE CAN 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️
BREAKING NEWS, CHEF XIAO FINALLY GAVE UP BEING A CHEF AND IS NOW A NEWS REPORTER
He changed career path ig 🤷
Xiao, blink twice if you're in danger.
Hi Navia!!!!
@@Dreamyx._.Hello!
i think he is infact either drunk or kidnapped-
He hit the zaza a little too hard. lol
*BLINKING* im perrfectly okay! 🥰
The kazuha issue was very shocking.. cant belive he said that.
Ikr he was my idol I can't believe he said that😔
It was so horrifyingly racist and sexist, I can’t believe my ears, I looked up to that man. 😭
Truly a bully maguire moment
what happened??
I think the joke is that it was absolutely nothing @@goldgoal2819
Xiao news is indeed the #1 news channel to watch
3:42 Hello I'm under the water, please help, me.
woah xiao got another job
bro has a side hustle
@@KINDAG0THH lmfao fr
HELP THE THING HE DOES WHEN HE SAYS THE DRAMA😭😭😭
This is how I imagine the news in America be like
If you imagine neverending reports about violence to be like this then yeah
What type of News you are watching bro
Me: oh xiao News
2:42 "it appears i have become a hotdog 🤓☝" BYE THIS IS SO OUT OF POCKET
This doesnt feel like news, its feel like he just spilling tea guys lol
2:02 the twitching LMAOOO
2:08 he just fulls on start tweaking LOL
2:00 BRREAAKING NEWSSS *starts shaking violently*
i never expected kazuha to say that and it literally attacked me mentally im crying emotionally send help why
WAKE UP BABES VISIBLE POSTED‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
1:36 Why is Mika sounds like this 😭
3:45 What a strange weather
Albedo should've said what a strange weather
Mika always sounds like that
NOT ME GETTING A STAR RAIL AD BY THE END OF THE VIDEO😭
I GOT A ZENSELESS ZONE ZERO (zzz) AD AT THE BEGINNING
@@Gas-is-yummy ZZZ MENTIONED🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
@@lioliorae LOL YES
this is gonna be the only news i watch every morning
"oh, the drama. oh no" will be in my mind forever
HOTDOG ALBEDO AND XIAO HAVING A WARRANT IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME
1:19 “i have a warrent”
is that why you’ve been hiding for over a year?
Xiao, blink twice if you are held at gunpoint. (Are you drunk???)
bro just came back and pretend nothing happened
I love how reliable Xiao News is. truly one of the best News sources ever.
HELP HEIZOU DROWNED
How the hell have I not noticed that Xiaos gloves are two different colors until this moment…
HES FINALLY ACTIVE AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥
i recommend this news channel to everyone, truly the stuff you need
2:12 I never thought I needed this😭😭😭😭💞🛐💞🛐💞
1:38 Mika after watching South park:
xiao may have lost his job as a chef but he is still cooking. especially with the mika impression.
i can vouch for mr. TheNews - i have talked to the wind. the wind has explicitly stated it does not know kaedehara kazuha anymore. it seems the situation is quite severe indeed.
HE LOOKS LIKE A LIGHT BULB
4:18 racism in a nutshell:
I can't believe you got Mika's actual voice actor for this
2:42 Man what is happening 😂😂😂
heizou be like: im undah da water
3:24 haha this skibidi toilet, so funny
oh no
even Sangomiya Kokomi's fans say that
WELCOME BACK XIAOOO,EVERYONE MISSED YOU
I clicked as fast as the lightning
XIAO IS BACKKKKKKKKK
HAHAHAA heizou isn’t fontainian so he drowned instead of dissolving 😂😂
What a horrible time to be in Fontaine the moment the prophecy comes true
2:18 FREAKY XIAO 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Freaky Impact.
Genshin 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴pact
“Breaking News” to the tune of “Evil Conquering”
Lumine: "I hope aether knows I'm just streaming on twitch"
I CAN'T BELIEVE KAZUHA SAID BAD THINGS... Such a tragic turn down... 3:24 broke my heart into pieces and I just can't take in the information about that BREAKING new... I will need theraphy after this.
Erm, what the sigma?!?!?!
@@tsriketwm7274 That's right, my skibidi
OMG.. ITS XIAO. HE IS BACK
4:42 help his tone is so sulky im crying 😭
XIAO IS BACK🤩
Xiao is breaking himself on the breaking news
Looks like he couldn't handle food service anymore. Can't say I blame him tbh
No way the skibidi toilet 😔 how dare kazuha say such controversial thing..
xiao news was so good that he descended at the end
Mika at him most mikaest
I couldn't sleep last night. I was too appalled at what Kazuha said. This simply must get amended!
the only news source i trust
He’s so cute in this 😭😭😭
This is either Xiao on Adderall or laced flour.
Or he's being held hostage.
Xiao just spazzing out X'D
i... can't belive kazuha said that...
I missed his videos so much bro I’m so happy he’s back LMAO
HE’S BACK YALL
Xiao is amazing... From conquering demons, having his own cooking show, working at McDonald's to being a news reporter?!?! I'm so proud of my husband
Yeeeiiiii I missed you, Xiao ❤
I really wanna know what that warrant is for.
Edit: Damn, that Heizou was live footage of why he's never in events lol.
THEY KILLED HEIZOU! BUSTARDS!
HE IS THE NEWS!!!
Bro rlly said:🤓👆
When world needed his cooking the most... he returned. Not with cooking, but I'm not complaining
very reliable news indeed
Hit the woah
Bro really got a new job
okay i am glad that i didnt turned off youtube
0:43
DAM BRO DID AETHER DIRTY
2:11 that pose has appeared on my dreams way to many times than I'd like to admit as a Xiao simp 🗿
“What a wonderful…”
🦗 🦗🦗
“…confident man.”
i just woke up and saw this so i thought ‘time to watch the news’
Xiao isn't mentally sane anymore he cooked too much in his past carherhruegdhd
People: Visible, how many jobs Xiao will get?
Visible: YES
I love this man fr! I'll be waiting for the next video
P.S: Poor Heizou, went to Fontaine just to let us know about the weather...
Xiao when he loses his cooking show---->Does a Xiao News reporter.
The Mika bit destroyed me 😭
Is Heizou okay???😨
"Im the news okay... Ur not the new im the news... " *pouts*
HE‘S BACK
Mika really said "Erm.. hello everyone, *gibberish* 🤓"
"BrEaKing nEws"💀
1:50 is it wrong to say that Mika's voice reminded me of Doodlebob from Spongebob?
I'M CRYING THE MIKA VOICE WAS SPOT ON 😭😂
I better watch this very reliable news daily now
bro ate too much Almond Tofu that he became energetic 💀
I’d watch this every morning
XIAO IS BACK!!!!!
Mika: *being the new captain*
Noelle from a distance: 🙂🔪✨
I came late ig
+ Xiao breath if your in danger
1:58 bro actually started tweaking out😭💀
Man i miss Cooking with Xiao show 😂🤣