Funny conversations from shivering isles

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  • čas přidán 6. 07. 2009
  • Just a video of the funny things people say in the oblivion: shivering isles........
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Komentáře • 329

  • @killermemesatareasonablepr9707

    "Your stick is a lot nicer than mine, Sheogorath...."
    -Gloorolros

    • @imperialwatch6305
      @imperialwatch6305 Před 7 lety +17

      Ah, it's good to see you, citizen! Oh yes, I know who you are. You've become something of a legend in these parts!

    • @killermemesatareasonablepr9707
      @killermemesatareasonablepr9707 Před 7 lety +6

      Imperial Watch Why yes, I am a legend.
      But not in these parts.
      I am a legend in Skyrim

    • @imperialwatch6305
      @imperialwatch6305 Před 7 lety +18

      Any citizen who takes the time to talk to a member of the Legion is okay in my book. With all that's happened, it's good to know we're appreciated.

    • @lordsheogorath194
      @lordsheogorath194 Před 7 lety +7

      wanna see?

    • @ShadowclawIV
      @ShadowclawIV Před 6 lety +7

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @unconscious7219
    @unconscious7219 Před 7 lety +741

    Sheogorath keeps these people around because they can't function properly in the real world.
    This daedra is so kind.

    • @gaarmmaarg5347
      @gaarmmaarg5347 Před 4 lety +53

      I think this is where they go when they die actually its like a big asylum in the sky

    • @rionthemagnificent2971
      @rionthemagnificent2971 Před 3 lety +56

      Do not believe madness to be a curse, mortal. For some, it is the greatest of blessings. A bitter mercy perhaps, but mercy nonetheless - Sheogorath.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 3 lety +49

      It's true though, these people seem far crazier than Sheogorath, when we hear "The Daedric Prince of Madness" it conjures an image of him being the maddest thing in existence, when in reality; he's more like the one-eyed man in the land of the blind, he's like a crazy shepherd with flock of even crazier sheep.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Před rokem

      Well when you think about it, mania and dementia represented opposite deviations from sanity. Maybe all insanity in this way. And when you put all the insane together, they make one, giant, sane hive mind.

    • @seliamila1005
      @seliamila1005 Před rokem +8

      he is the one who drives them mad in the first place lol

  • @spaceonisorceress4406
    @spaceonisorceress4406 Před 8 lety +806

    It's missing my favorite line:
    "You bring the Fork! Happy day! The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! The short shall tall! Forks for all!"

    • @domoallcaps
      @domoallcaps Před 6 lety +5

      Zachary Damascus i

    • @stephenskinner7207
      @stephenskinner7207 Před 5 lety +3

      YES!

    • @bighead8060
      @bighead8060 Před 4 lety +3

      I finally found the Fork!

    • @eshingler29
      @eshingler29 Před 3 lety +3

      With my umbra i took the soul from this Argonian female called runs-in-cirlces all i said was get lost because she was waffling on about apple's and carrots then gave me a headache screaming out loud Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni
      I did want to take Big head's soul with umbra because he was singing to a fork. I used this fork of horripilation on him instead. Big head's big head on a pitchfork of sorts

  • @doctoocto4164
    @doctoocto4164 Před 10 lety +894

    Pretty sure the people who wrote the lines for The Shivering Isles were on drugs

    • @Shinywhite
      @Shinywhite Před 9 lety +40

      Sad Man Sausages!

    • @epicjn
      @epicjn Před 7 lety +30

      Docto Octo have you got any skooma?

    • @flyindevil
      @flyindevil Před 6 lety +9

      Do the bones talk to you, too?

    • @grugonk
      @grugonk Před 6 lety +4

      If they were on drugs this game wouldn't have been made at all.

    • @graciousviker7331
      @graciousviker7331 Před 6 lety +5

      you've got nice bones

  • @mcgoldenblade4765
    @mcgoldenblade4765 Před 8 lety +425

    Staying in the Shivering Isles for too long makes you as crazy as it's inhabitants.

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 Před 8 lety +57

      And this is why we feel right at home there.

    • @imperialwatch6305
      @imperialwatch6305 Před 7 lety +51

      Hello, citizen. I hope you're faring well in these difficult times.

    • @literallyasuka2996
      @literallyasuka2996 Před 7 lety +19

      Merkky Shivering Isles looks like and seems like a universe I would make up, so when I went to Shivering Isles I was like "Woooaahh this is my world".

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 3 lety +2

      Honestly I wish this place was real, I'd love to move there.

  • @dominusmessor138
    @dominusmessor138 Před 8 lety +314

    1:54
    Oh, just build some walls around you to protect you from the walls. That'll do it.

  • @jadon3597
    @jadon3597 Před 7 lety +181

    Just imagine tourists going on holiday to the shivering isles

  • @Bart851
    @Bart851 Před 2 lety +64

    Gotta appreciate The Shivering Isles. It was when Bethesda fully acknowledged how cheesy Oblivion is and embraced it at full force.

  • @SomejuanYouKnow
    @SomejuanYouKnow Před 7 lety +65

    I lost my shit at "I LIKE DOGS. DOGS ARE PRETTY."

    • @ackthegreat6697
      @ackthegreat6697 Před 3 lety +3

      Yea you got all these batshit insane people and then just a khajiit spitting fax

  • @thegalacticbard
    @thegalacticbard Před 8 lety +254

    I think my favorite is the Khajiit that talks about dogs.

  • @carnificus
    @carnificus Před 7 lety +82

    I missed this kind of charm in Skyrim.

  • @thatchannel195
    @thatchannel195 Před 8 lety +422

    Your stick is a lot nicer than mine.

  • @TheFlyingBlueWhale
    @TheFlyingBlueWhale Před rokem +10

    I like how the most sane person living in New Sheoth - Bolwing - was probably made to speak gibberish by Sheogorath to let him appear a madman.

  • @thegamingstudios9525
    @thegamingstudios9525 Před 9 lety +154

    Lol you should have put the Argonian from Highcross, who runs in circles and yells Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni if you dont give her what she wants. Dam hilarious!

    • @literallyasuka2996
      @literallyasuka2996 Před 7 lety +3

      TheGamingStudio s NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!

    • @GetTpOrDIE
      @GetTpOrDIE Před 5 lety +1

      @@literallyasuka2996 what did you say, what did you say? Ni Ni Ni Ni ni ni ni ni...

  • @kubek
    @kubek Před 10 lety +79

    there was also this guy who was speaking like he got all the time screwed up. Like "I've already told you that tommorow!" or "I'll see you yesterday"

    • @STxGamingProductions
      @STxGamingProductions Před 7 lety +12

      Tove the Unrestful certainly has some nice quotes. He's the same guy who's building a skyboat and asks for you to get tongs and calipers to hold all the water in the air for his boat to sail on. lol

    • @j.o.d4915
      @j.o.d4915 Před 7 lety +3

      "What did you say? What did you say?"

  • @Aedrion-
    @Aedrion- Před 9 lety +140

    "I'm Felas Serandas... don't breathe on me."
    "Don't come too close, I don't want to catch whatever *you* have!"
    "I bet they have diseases... adventurers always carry nasty... diseases."
    How are these glorious lines not here? :D

  • @LionofDawn
    @LionofDawn Před 11 lety +20

    Gal bursten it.

  • @citrusaurus1970
    @citrusaurus1970 Před 6 lety +28

    I like how the faces on Oblivion range from weird to passable to HOLYFUCKSCARY

  • @shadysam7161
    @shadysam7161 Před 5 lety +36

    I wish Big Head was like M'aiq, just break the basic rules and get to live for 1 thousand years and show up in every game since Morrowind since that is Big Head's first in-game appearance.

    • @zoushaomenohu
      @zoushaomenohu Před 4 lety +11

      There's more than one M'aiq, actually. The one in Skyrim mentions his dad's name was M'aiq, and his grandpa's name too. Plus, there's a M'aiq the Liar in ESO too, which hundreds of years before even Morrowind's events, so the house of M'aiq is truly a long and storied lineage.

    • @ThatGuySizzleMac
      @ThatGuySizzleMac Před 2 lety +2

      They did bring back the Fork in Skyrim but it doesn't do anything besides be the only equipable fork, so it's just as useless as it was in Morrowind.

  • @luckypyfreerides7137
    @luckypyfreerides7137 Před 10 lety +55

    can't sleep at home ya know, the walls, they aren't safe...

  • @michaelt62077
    @michaelt62077 Před 6 lety +28

    Imagine if the entire game was just based in the Shivering Isles with more cities with inhabitants like this. That would be hella dope

  • @Lonewo1f726
    @Lonewo1f726 Před 8 lety +231

    Michael Jackson asking for skooma? wtf

  • @TheGr8scott
    @TheGr8scott Před 7 lety +43

    By the nine divines I had forgotten how ugly the residents of Cyrodiil and the Shivering Isles were without mods!

  • @zachyo233
    @zachyo233 Před 10 lety +50

    Big head seems to have a lot in common with smeagul

  • @protonmonkey
    @protonmonkey Před 7 lety +22

    This is like if TES and that series of audition reels with amateur actors reciting "you could stop at five or six stores...or just one!" had a child

  • @nottuska1732
    @nottuska1732 Před 7 lety +35

    WELL...
    I leave this video 302.9% more enlightened than I entered it.

  • @Dogman_35
    @Dogman_35 Před 7 lety +19

    I think the oblivion DLC is the main reason why I still love Oblivion so much more than Skyrim.

  • @MyRedHulk
    @MyRedHulk Před 3 lety +9

    After finishing this DLC, I am permanently 1% less sane.

    • @buckrodgers1162
      @buckrodgers1162 Před rokem +1

      You should try finishing it 99 more times. Then it would be time for a celebration. And Sheogorath would give cheese to everyone. Wait scratch that. He would give cheese to no one. Which would be just as much of a cerebration if you don't like cheese. True?

    • @matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307
      @matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Good. Do it 99 more times

  • @applejuicemoon
    @applejuicemoon Před 13 lety +12

    I was a Khajiit when I went to SI, so the orc sent his dogs to attack me. And then I met another orc and he was like 'here kitty kitty' XD

  • @Xephoriah
    @Xephoriah Před 7 lety +6

    "Pass the skooma already!"
    Uhh, I think you've had enough...

  • @imperialwatch6305
    @imperialwatch6305 Před 7 lety +89

    Truth is, the Legion doesn't know who was behind the Emperor's murder. We've already ruled out the Dark Brotherhood. So is this something... worse?

    • @theillusiveman5444
      @theillusiveman5444 Před 7 lety +11

      Imperial Watch Good day, citizen.

    • @imperialwatch6305
      @imperialwatch6305 Před 7 lety +14

      +The Illusive Man Hey, you're the one they call the Hero of Kvatch, aren't you? The one that closed the Oblivion Gate and saved the city?

    • @typhoonic
      @typhoonic Před 7 lety +2

      I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than yooouuu~!

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification Před 7 lety +2

      something something goblins something something advanced stages of dementia

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 Před 7 lety

      Imperial Watch How is the nice Imperial Watchman so sure it wasn't from the hand of Sithis?

  • @timewasteland
    @timewasteland Před 12 lety +7

    I suppose many of you don't remember, but if you did Sheogorath's quest in Morrowind, which was about getting the Fork of Horripilation to the Madgod, you encountered Big-Head. He had the Fork in his possesion.

  • @IulianusTabernarius
    @IulianusTabernarius Před 10 lety +39

    BIG HEAD!!! Oh I missed him, still remember when I killed that giant sky monster with a fork. good times.

  • @stonksboinz
    @stonksboinz Před 3 lety +3

    You forgot about the most important line: *NINININININININININININININININININI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @metalmaria26
    @metalmaria26 Před 7 lety +15

    Poor Big Head.

  • @robertdeffenbaugh9004
    @robertdeffenbaugh9004 Před 2 lety +2

    Everyone in the Shivering Isles is high on Skooma.

  • @shrimpanzee001
    @shrimpanzee001 Před 4 lety +3

    Big Head takes the cake. Runs-in-circles is a very close second

  • @keegs1163
    @keegs1163 Před 3 lety +5

    Todd: lets make an expansion guys with a whole new type of people and world!
    Also Todd: if u hire any more than one new voice actor your fired

  • @AllHailMe12431
    @AllHailMe12431 Před 13 lety +5

    i love Bhisha's tune when he says: He has a nice dog. I like dogs.

  • @elcummo6109
    @elcummo6109 Před 7 lety +10

    BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA!

  • @jazzydragon4498
    @jazzydragon4498 Před 5 lety +8

    0:59 The face I see in my sleep paralysis nightmares.

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 Před 5 lety +1

      Have you seen Cutter's face? It looks like a Third-World contury tribesman taking plastic surgery from untrained and blind dummies.

    • @eldar5812
      @eldar5812 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 Бедолага

  • @fullotto8704
    @fullotto8704 Před 6 lety +6

    Big head: "whispered shouts into my ear" ... yeah that makes sense😂

  • @shadowsheringon
    @shadowsheringon Před 9 lety +43

    you know i dont know whats creeper the npcs personality or there faces

    • @OriosBackup
      @OriosBackup Před 7 lety +1

      Shadowsheringon *You know, I don't what's creepier, the NPCs' personalities or their faces.

    • @jamz1507
      @jamz1507 Před 7 lety +3

      Shadowsheringon Both

    • @tashamarks2168
      @tashamarks2168 Před 7 lety +4

      Honest Sweetroll 2 years later, stop it.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 3 lety

      @@OriosBackup i come three years in the future
      the forbidden year of 2020, i relay an important message, it reads "don't be a grammar nazi"

  • @MrEpic-qe2tt
    @MrEpic-qe2tt Před 7 lety +8

    Bhisha and Big Head are my favorites. Especially Bhisha's facial expression, it's great

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 Před 3 lety +4

    The devs got so much better at making faces when Shivering Isles came out

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah that crazy baker from bliss was so fine

  • @maomaomi5434
    @maomaomi5434 Před 3 lety +7

    Aww you missed my favorite ones: runs-in-circles, the bliss blacksmith, and the counting lady, the joke cat, and the "cute little monkey" orc from split.

  • @nickbrommer2919
    @nickbrommer2919 Před 8 lety +8

    They are all insane, Sheogorath is making them that way

    • @brendonhavener
      @brendonhavener Před 8 lety +15

      I thought they lived in his realm BECAUSE they were insane, not because Sheogorath made them insane

    • @TheWhatisthiseven
      @TheWhatisthiseven Před 7 lety +10

      Mostly the former, a bit of the latter, actually.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 2 lety

      If anything Sheogorath is the sanest person in the Isles, he's like the one eyed man in the land of the blind

  • @jamz1507
    @jamz1507 Před 7 lety +20

    HE'S GOING TO EAT ME
    I LIKE DAOWGS

  • @Thomlin12
    @Thomlin12 Před 2 lety +5

    How did these voice actors keep a straight face when doing these lines?

  • @Jackonian
    @Jackonian Před 13 lety +3

    Oh my god, Big head is the best character EVER!

  • @mariusmonroe568
    @mariusmonroe568 Před 7 lety +5

    FRIBBLE JUST FRIBBLE

  • @penguinmaster7
    @penguinmaster7 Před 8 lety +16

    i have to agree with bisha. i like dogs.

    • @stevehussein4259
      @stevehussein4259 Před 8 lety +6

      Now THAT is crazy talk. Who in their right mind could ever like dogs? You madman you.

    • @penguinmaster7
      @penguinmaster7 Před 8 lety +4

      Steve Hussein i like dogs because dogs are pretty.
      big head is the one who's crazy...

    • @adoringfan1976
      @adoringfan1976 Před 7 lety

      You got some skooma, yeah? Pal? Buddy? Oh... come on, pass the skoo- IS THAT A walking skooma you got?

    • @daniellarkin8596
      @daniellarkin8596 Před 6 lety

      hopefully you arent a furry

    • @khou0
      @khou0 Před rokem

      ironic coming from a cat-person

  • @the8thinkerAX
    @the8thinkerAX Před 8 lety +7

    that Cutter though

  • @reformchristopher5442
    @reformchristopher5442 Před 4 lety +2

    That guy has irrational fear of walls and statues falling on him.

  • @MilekEagle
    @MilekEagle Před 6 lety +10

    I wish i was a citizen of Shivering Isles :)

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 Před 5 lety

      I be careful with that... those walls are too close for any of us to be safe.... BRING ME SOME CALIPERS AND PAINTED TROLL FAT!!!!!

  • @timewasteland
    @timewasteland Před 12 lety +4

    0:57 The first time I walked up to talk to her and I heard that voice, I laughed to damn hard. Seriously, it was like a laugh-shock.

  • @IGB06255
    @IGB06255 Před 13 lety +3

    Peoples in Shivering isles are alot funnier than Peoples in Cyrodill

  • @eyeballtheruby
    @eyeballtheruby Před 2 lety +10

    Is it just me creeped out by Cutter? Everything about her, her face, specifically the way she stares at you, as she 90% of the time will speak about sharp blades and enemy's suffering. That's one reason for me to find her interesting lmao

  • @bighead8060
    @bighead8060 Před 4 lety +3

    Ah yes the Fork of Horripilation! I finally found it!

  • @Tish1994
    @Tish1994 Před 10 lety +13

    gal burstin it :)

  • @mushroomhead3619
    @mushroomhead3619 Před 5 lety +3

    Bighead should have said "The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! And the dead shall talk!" Me: Clopin get outta there!

  • @Swordmaster200
    @Swordmaster200 Před 12 lety +3

    Meat on a stick...? Hmm...-Stabs a,monster with a spear- Done!

  • @InsertWittyUsername0
    @InsertWittyUsername0 Před 12 lety +4

    Nords are the second tallest, High Elves are the tallest.

  • @jacobkeeton4860
    @jacobkeeton4860 Před 10 lety +7

    2:04 lol :)

  • @Killerica5
    @Killerica5 Před 9 lety +30

    you like dogs? i like dogs too! thats nice.....

  • @HAZNAUT
    @HAZNAUT Před 4 lety +2

    i really felt that *FRIBBLE*

  • @hitrizdl
    @hitrizdl Před 2 lety +1

    I for one am distraught about the lack of Calming Pants conversation here

  • @mikewright7964
    @mikewright7964 Před 2 lety +1

    What the voice actors were thinking of Todd Howard during the making of this expansion I will never know

  • @NoMastersNoMistress
    @NoMastersNoMistress Před 8 měsíci +1

    TES4 has charm in spades and TES5 has none.

  • @JJ-fq1ek
    @JJ-fq1ek Před 10 lety +20

    For some reason everyone in new sheoth decided to kill big head :(

    • @JJ-fq1ek
      @JJ-fq1ek Před 9 lety

      oh right thank you

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 Před 8 lety +5

      +Banter Saurus i think hes a little bugged that sometimes he will collect items, but instead of just collectng he will steal and pickpocket them as well causing people to attack him, although its pretty rare it still happends

    • @jameswilkes6091
      @jameswilkes6091 Před 7 lety +2

      Yeah for some reason back when I played console, I walked into the Inn in New Sheoth and he just collapsed and died right in front of me. Weird.

  • @Nipotius
    @Nipotius Před 14 lety +2

    "your stick is a lot nicer than mine. Sheogorath." :O

  • @fayeharrison1741
    @fayeharrison1741 Před 4 lety +1

    I'LL KALICRAK THE FINDOO
    gal burstin it

  • @bradstev14
    @bradstev14 Před 11 lety +2

    im gonna steal a fork from the cutlery draw and walk around town talking to it just to see how quickly ill be thrown into a mental hospital

  • @aandrei99
    @aandrei99 Před 4 lety +1

    1:00 she'll forever haunt me

  • @blender7
    @blender7 Před 14 lety +1

    3:00 oh dam! he is talking about that fork in morrowind! you need to kill a bullnetch with a fork of horripilation for a quest from a shrine to sheogorath. lol, what a nut.

  • @leow193
    @leow193 Před 7 lety +1

    I forgot those nightmarish faces

  • @Auge2011
    @Auge2011 Před 11 lety +1

    i never heard that rabble from Big Head too bad, i found him dead on stairs in the Bliss. Someone killed him.

  • @darjee5262
    @darjee5262 Před 7 lety +1

    That fork.

  • @peoplegoboom100
    @peoplegoboom100 Před 14 lety +2

    i just played the whole shivering ilses all of this is true XD

  • @nars_bars8774
    @nars_bars8774 Před 4 lety +3

    Dude I swear a while back when I was playing the DLC I was just standing around the marketplace after talking to Brithaur and I saw in the top left that 100 g was removed randomly and I freaked out and killed Brithaur and I'm pretty sure I found my gold in his inventory.

  • @euanharrison7125
    @euanharrison7125 Před 6 lety +2

    This DLC made me woke as fuck

  • @vrananikola
    @vrananikola Před 5 lety

    U should make part 2
    This is awesome m!!!!

  • @sithisrants4154
    @sithisrants4154 Před 12 lety

    Oh, Big Head, you've... done it again...

  • @q_q123
    @q_q123 Před rokem +1

    0:58 gave me a fright

  • @RayJones123456789
    @RayJones123456789 Před 13 lety

    I can imagine Big head hitting everything with that tuning fork.

  • @shadowsteed15
    @shadowsteed15 Před 11 lety +1

    Oh I love Shivering Isles sooooo much. :D

  • @wolfman6489
    @wolfman6489 Před 7 lety +3

    Cliffracer flyYyYyYy soOo hiIiIgh

  • @Podbursky
    @Podbursky Před 13 lety +1

    those who wrote the dialogue might have been slightly intoxicated lmaooo

  • @okmate
    @okmate Před 7 lety

    Softly master, softly...

  • @hemlixx3504
    @hemlixx3504 Před 6 lety +2

    The city is actually in chaos, I'm assuming either the mentally ill and the addicts were sent there OR sheogorath did that

  • @longdongdaddy8227
    @longdongdaddy8227 Před 7 lety

    Big head has me dead. lmao.

  • @OfficialPage_Of_BrotherLion

    Love how Skyrim anniversary edition brought back most of elder scrolls Oblivion

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 Před 7 lety +1

    Of course the weird conversations are all pretty much from Shivering Isles lol.

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 Před 5 lety +1

    Oh wow, I never realised the gibberish guy, can be translated once you become the interim mad god.

  • @RambunctiousVA
    @RambunctiousVA Před 7 lety

    I am scared to try Oblivion

  • @diavolette
    @diavolette Před 13 lety

    ISN'T THAT A HOOT?!

  • @rhithym
    @rhithym Před 7 lety +5

    that dog lover has his shit straight. im just like that irl

  • @polemic9029
    @polemic9029 Před 7 lety +1

    YOUR LIPS TO HIS EARS. LMAO OMG WTF

  • @wuxiagamescentral
    @wuxiagamescentral Před 12 lety

    must have precious, precious is mine *insert smeagel face*

  • @joshuathomsen4784
    @joshuathomsen4784 Před 11 lety

    Still the most amusing game ever:)