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Anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Phantom Blood
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable - Krátké a kreslené filmy
u can even make the whole new storyscript according to the way Sato's rearrange those engrish
*the story started with morning greetings from Morioh Cho Radio and they want to play a music (show) to start the day
"Hey, baby!"
"Naizu naizu berri naizu..."
"Ohh berri, berri puretti!" "NAAAIZU"
"Ok mastah, retsu kiru da hoe! *_BEEEEETCHE_* !"
"Go hed, mister jostur." "DO YUU, *_ANDASTANNNND_* ???"
"serect ur curr!"
" _guddo_ " " _HAAIRR TUU YUUO!_ "
*Cameo Stand disappears
"OHH MAI GAAD!!!"
"Mohamed ABUDURU!"
"YES! I AM!"
"Yes, yes yes. _Oh my god..._ "
" _do yu andastand?_ " " *HErLL, TU YU* "
"Oh! jhatta basebowll!" *OHH MY GOD!!!!*
"Jagers!" *OO SHIIID!!*
"Red dragen!" _oh my god..._
*Dio suddenly appears
"ZA WAARUDO!!" *SANADABEECH!!!*
the show is abt to end
"Gudbai, jojo!"
*S A N A D A B E E C H*
The Thats a Baseball ones with Joseph.
They fit
gudbai jojoke, oof
When I’m about to die my last words are going to be “sunofabeetch
You forgot F-Mega
Dio: “Goodbye JoJo”
JoJo: *lego yoda death sounds*
DekuTheGamer whEeze
2:10
Hi Deku
@Kian Brent Palapus 886 hi little Izuku
My reaction in anime: 1:43
*"go ahead, mister Jostëæør"*
basically
Ministroke
I admit this made me laught
It's mister joestar, do you undastann?
why does everyone want me to go ahead?
"Let's kill da ho"
"BEEETCH"
My favorite line from the whole show
less kill da ho, *_B E E T C H!_*
0:37-0:42
Act 3 is the best character in the show
S-H-I-T
@@jaxwarp8373hell yeah 🔥
stan!
“OH! THATS A BASEBALL!” Will forever be a classic
Lmao.
I remember when I first time hearing that line, I was like "who the hell think it's a football!?"
Completely agree. It lives rent free in my head
20% random villain phrases
80% Joseph's _oh my god_
"villain phrases"
Kono koichi da
1% *D U W A N G*
Its 9% joseph's oh my god
GoOdByE jOjO
And no one mentions act 3 xD
everyone else in the cast: pronounces Joestar properly despite the Engrish
D'arby: *Mister JoEStUuR*
Idk I think he did it pretty good
It was on purpose to annoy joeseph
@@mattdunn4785 You spelled Joseph wrong on purpose to annoy me.
Joseph Grant Jospet
i think Ingot it
It sounds like he's having a stroke
0:37 is actually killing me
Best thing I ever heard
Maybe you're da hoo
1:40 i understand why joseph is so shocked by the fact that thats a baseball,truly a plot twist like no other
When you open the door for mister Joestur
0:42
Lol
I CANT BREATHE
Bumble Juice O no
Alabama accent
Joeturd
"F-MEGA!"
Ok that wasn't so bad
"Serlct yur curr"
Oh...
0:50 F - MEGA
*SEREC YUR CUR*
Lol
*MEGA F-WORD!*
Do you mean my kars?
Stolen comment.
@@GiornoGiovanna-ix3ij ikr
I actually interpreted Darby's mispronounciation as intentional, as a way to disrespect the Joestar name and also taunt Joseph because of how they tried mispronouncing Darby's name to distract him
Saying someone's name wrong in public it's a well known technique to low their confidence when they brag too much, professional casino players are very familiar with it. Joseph uses it as well, calling Darby as Barbie and other similar names.
True but Joseph Joestar didn't sound like he was having a brain aneurism while mispronouncing D'arby's name on purpose 😂
Are we not gonna talk about how 2:04 - 2:14 is well put together?? :0
What
*_S U R R E C T Y O R K U R R_*
surrect yer Kars
This comment made me laugh more than I should have
Gooo-duh
Ef mega serecyerker
Erect yor cur
4 versions of ceasar
Ceasar
Ceasar chan
Ceasarino
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(old Joseph version)
Same Profile pics
Salad
:( i miss him
Seizure
0:25 "HEeY BaBYy" LMFAOO
0:43 "Go Ahead Mr JoeSTer"
1:09 This will always give me goosebumps
Joseph saw judgement spawn avdol from polnareff's wish and reacted appropriately
They really did an amazing job of capturing all of the emotions he must have been feeling in that face. Like "I'm gonna see my sister again... OH FUCK I'M GONNA SEE MY SISTER?"
The way they say "The World" will always be badass
It's Dark ZA WARUDO!!
ok I have to know is he actually trying to say "the world" because it sounds nothing like it
Simon no, it's just the world in japanese i believe
Brendon Stuff the world is actually sekai in Japanese
@@brendondzhugashvili8855 it's in english, but pronounced within the limitations of japanese characters
Goodbye JoJo gets me every time, he’s somehow overacting and underacting.
Jaker The Snaker and then JoJo’s dramatic “AAAAAAAAAA” afterwords is just icing on the cake
@@altf1279 It sounds like it should be in a perfectly cut screams compilation
gudbhaaa jio jio
Goodbye JOJO!
*AAAAAAAHGGGGHHGHHH*
same
Its all timed so well but I especially love the last bit
"The World!"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Good bye JoJo!"
Just so spot on
I like how the video ends with Jonathan screaming as he slowly falls into a pit of fire and his scream gets cut off abruptly
*OKAY MASTA, LET’S KIRU DA HO*
*BEEEETCHE*
BOOOOOOOOOY
i lost it at that beeech
Rainbow Gon
DP(David Productions) did so much justice at that scene.
Beechi*
Your next line is...”Omg thank you for all the likes I usually never get this many likes before!”
*spoilers*
Stardust crusaders
When everyone dies except Polnareff, Jotaro and Joseph
0:49
OH MY GOD!
Took me some time
Thanks for the spoiler alert, you're a bit closer to heaven
destionancy 2 sereckt ur crr
This is A1
The “OH JZATS A BASEBOWLL” is making me laugh WAY too hard!
Honestly, every time I watch that last few episodes of Stardust, I always change it to Japanese so I can hear that line delivery from Dio's VA. It's just too perfect.
Literally same
Why everyone is talking about "Go ahead, Mr Joestar" but no one is talking about "Serect your cr"
*surrect ur kurr*
*”Erect your car”*
*"SHERECT UR CER."*
*JAGERS*
SERCT UT CUR
joseph's "oh my god" "oh no" "oh shit" "holy shit" "son of a bitch" will always make me laugh
Sanadabitch
Same 😭
Ok master lets kill da ho
FR THEY ARE SO FUNNY
BRO FR 💀💀
I will never stop laughing at “go ahead, mr josterrr”
The "Oh, that's a baseball!"
Followed by the "OH MY GOOOD"
got me
When you want mistur jostur to go ahead
0:42
Anti meme
He said “mister” perfectly.
@monalisa shams
No, this is literally called an anti meme.
@@WUZ.r It was more like "mistah" but whatever floats ya boat
Overused comment
*F - MEGA*
me: "hey thats not too bad."
*Surrect yurr curr*
also me: "nvm"
*BERRI PRIETTY*
Mr.joestrer
Copied
When a respected celebrity dies
*F - MEGA*
I literally cried
“Goodbye JoJo” and “Hey Baby” are moments from pt 1 that no matter how hard I try I can’t it’s just too funny
Gotta love how half of this video is just Joseph being Joseph. I wouldn't have it any other way
I got the moves like *J A G A R S*
XD
That is a very normal pfp my boy
Pfft, I go as fast as a *_R A D D R E G U R N_*
Jagwars
*jegers*
Cesarino was definitely the best way to translate cesar-chan
I'd have preferred a more literal "Little Cesar".
Chiiiiiiiza
@@ChobinoftheFunk They didn't wanna localize another name
@@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 Implying "Cesarino" isn't *already* a localisation? Cesar-chan literally means "Little Cesar" ("-chan" is an honorific in the same vein as the Little in "Little Johnny" or "Little Susie".). The joke would have required *less* localisation than what they went with.
Little Caesar would get them in trouble probably
Bro I can't be the only one who loves old man Joseph's Engrish
"Hail To YoAÆ" 1:09
Joseph is literally the only guy who knows how to pronounce English properly.
it might be a va thing but maybe it's bc his character is a native English speaker 👀
Jonathan and Dio reading this: Am I Joke to you?
@@teddytodd5403 I forgot about them. So sorry.
"Sana da bitch"
Avdol said it correctly as well, and William's Hey Baby was also smooth af
0:46 me, speaking English in a country that doesn't speak English.
RobsGamingWorld so underrated lmao
Bruh same i went to a restaurant in france with my dad and the waitress said something to me and i was like.. OOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD
Do You UNDERSTAMMMMMMMMDUU?
@@soulsenthusiasts1015 yeahhaahahah
i once met american tourist at the pyramids he was asking for directions in broken arabic then finished his sentence speaking english slowly "Do you understand"
This whole video was needed 🙏🏼❤
HEY BABY will always be the goated engrish line. Followed closely by "OH THATS A BASEBALL"
1:41
English: “oh that’s a baseball”
Eñgrîśh: “owhh jhats uh bæsboww”!!
bæßbøww*
Base bow lol
Bæßbow
I cant unhear that now.
To me is sounds like a British person saying "you schtewpid ame''ans call it a baseball innit bruv"
"Goodbyyyye Jojooo" will always make me laugh
same here
I don't find it funny
Why it's funny like there's nothing wrong
@@elichu2237 Its just extremely odd tone of voice for the delivery. Like it sounds like hes saying bye to a friend at a park or something
Where did you get thaf pfp?
@@thebarbiter4644 idk, internet?
I've had this Pfp since I was 15, that was 9 years ago so I forgot lol.
All I know is that it's quite *SMASHING*
“SERECT YOUR CAR “ and “ JAE GERS”
i needed this so much
Teacher: what are you laughing about?
Me: nothing
My brain:
0:42
Im your 100th like
Michael Sunartio thx
0:51 me when I stub my toe
0:38
90% of the video:
Joseph saying “OH MY GOD!”
Cati yeah most of the engrish is Joseph yelling something
Rachel Farmer haha yeah!😂
@@rachelfarmer3722 really? "OH MY GOOOOD!"
“Oh that’s a baseball”
Joseph: OHHH MY GYUADDD
And now i gotta watch jojo all over again. Thx mate .-.
0:42 this is literally the best line ive heard in japanese
mihstur jostuhr
Anderson Huber NANI
Go ahead, Mr Joaster
Go ahed, Mr. Jostur
Anderson Huber N-NAANNIII?!?
"Oh, that's a baseball" is the greatest title for a sports game literally ever. Eat your heart out MLB The Show.
We all need that game. Especially for that announcer
it's like the title itself is pleasantly surprised by the game's existence
@@SlabMangrave underrated comment
*oH, thATs a bASEbALl*
As baseball fan I agree we need that announcement in every time a game start
ending with my favorite one! Best way to end a video
Nobody beats young Joseph's "oú, noù"
0:50 Damn this Guy's English actually sounds good, He must've been practicing hard.
0:55 Nevermind
sErECt Ur kUrr
SeRekt yUR kuR
I drive a kur
The thing about Japanese Engrish is that whenever they say anything that has an "L" in it, it sounds like an "R" cuz they don't really use their tongues to speak a lot
@@TsukiNoMeBoy SeRekt yUR kuR
“Go ahead, Mr. Joesturd, I have to stop by.” 0:42
joe turd LMAO
Nice kakyoin
I have to stub my toestur
"Joesturd", I'm dying
When the Japanese part sounds more English than the English part
i LOVE the "go ahead, mr joestr" always cracks me up
using "goodbye jojo" to end the video is simply perfect
Joseph : It's a Stand that stops ti-
DIO : *ZA WARUUDOO!*
Joseph : *SANADABEECH*
I was just thinking how that plays in tandem with each other, like DIO stopped Joseph before he could speak
*GOODBYE JOJO*
• MAYKA • GUDBAI JOUJOU
• MAYKA • saterday beeech
1:46
"Jaggers!"
joseph: AUUUUGH SHEEIT!!
"Red Dragurn!"
joseph: ohh mai gaahd...
Haha lol
Joseph is utterly dissapointed in that announcer's english
When I first heard let’s kill da ho I had to rewind and read the subtitles again haha. Favorite one thus far
This is one of the many things why JoJo is the best show ever. :)
OH THATS A BASEBALL!
J A G U R S
R E D D R A G U N Z
Definitely the best one
I believe it's pronounced "baseboe
Jagars X Redo duragons
Jaggers
Polnareff: Avdol! He's not dead!
Avdol, after about 18 episodes: 1:21
YES IAM!
Crys in french
"GOODBYE JOJO"
I will now be using this
brings back so many memories!!
0:37 i laugh literally every time i hear this
A Pair of Wings do you mean... the S-H-I-T?
same i SCREAM
"Okay Masta, Let's kill da ho, Beeetch!" - Reverb Act 3 has the best line, hands down
Echoes* not Reverb
@@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 well actually reverb is a musical effect which adds echo to the sound.
@@matijakalezic1153 he calls him Echoes Act 3, not Reverb.
Best scene lmao
@@mauronoacontaldomurgia2088 yeah but in the translation it's reverb. He might call It like that so dont be such a God among humans
Isso torna Jojo ainda melhor
Joseph´s screaming never gets old 😂😂😂😂
When Dio says "Goodbye JoJo!" He sounds like a game show host.
Your pfp is fishy
bruh i thought the same 😭
Japanese speakers say that anime voices sound like they’re from a game show host
@aeon Well, Dio does put up a good show.
Goodbye jojo!
dio: **is literally an immortal vampire with nothing to fear besides the sun**
also dio: göõdbÿę jœjø
Hi abbachio
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
444 likes
Guido Mista 4
I love the "Go ahead, Mistaer Joester" so much dude
I will always love “Goodbye JoJo”
Nobody:
Impatient math teachers: 0:46
C Jeezy lmao
bad joke (bad idea)
“Surect yer cur” actually had me in tears for much longer than it should have when I first saw it.
Same. Mister Joesturr is also pretty good tho
I’m not liking this comment cause you know why
That's just a Baltimore accent
I love how the made Goodbye Jojo last as if to say Goodbye to the viewers
I can’t get over 0:24
I just can’t take Zeppeli saying to Dio “Hey Baieby”
Oi Kakyoin
IM SORRY BUT IM LAUGHING SM😭🤚
Donut
that's how I greet my bearded dragon in the morning, weird stance/gesture and all
Lmao same
*VeRy NiCeU,cEaSaR cHaN*
SHIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAA
Ceasarino
Thanks! ^_^
I like how there's just a Joseph clip in between each of the baseball clips as if he's reacting to them lmao
is it just me or do i love hearing the sound effect when time gets stopped??
Someone: fucking dies
The Twitch chat: 0:50
F
F-mega
MEGA F
When I tapped the time stamp it said f and started buffering
Lmfao
legend has it D'arby is still waiting for mr joester to go ahead
i can confirm that
my son, sono Giorno Govanna niwa yume g aru
Idk why but the sound effect of The world always gets me
Serect your cr will never fail to make me die of laughter
The 1:40 transitions are fantastic
*"Oh, thats a baseball!"*
*"OHHH MHYYY GAAHHD!"*
IM GOING TO GET HIT
Jotaro: pick jaguars
Game: *jagurs*
Joseph: OH SHEEEET
D'arby: pick red dragons
Game: *red rdagurs*
Joseph: oh my gooooud
When you're an old man and there's a baseball headed towards you but you need time to process that it could kill you
Dio:*stops time*
Joseph:"son of a bitch!"
Dio: Goodbye, Jojo
Next up: Bezt Jojo Japawnese
*puts* *up* *the* *whole* *jojo* *franchise*
Um br aki?OH MY GOD!!!!!!
It's brasileiro?
@@PedroSantos-xp3lz Ies,aki é brazilian
@@aragon-sama7965 sopa de macaco
Okay I'm sorry, I love the placement of "OH, That's a Baseball!" and "OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOD" right next to each other. That made me laugh so damn hard.
Joseph’s screams will always be hilarious and iconic
Polnareff after Vanilla Ice appears: Avdol!, Avdol isn't dead!!
Avdol: YES, I AM!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*cries*
Dude, I think the old Joseph voice actor speaking English actually just makes the character sound more realistic tbh.
If you want to listen to that voice actor being on his craziest, to the level that even young Joseph seems like a little infant compared to that, watch Gintama. The voice actor is the same and I'm sure you'll love it
I was thinking the same lol
@@yukikhan3367 Nooo what?!! No wonder it’s so funny. The guy is a legend.
@@yukikhan3367 which character
@@notso_cody Gintoki
I never thought Engrish could give me goosebumps but that ”Za Warudo” with the BZZZZZT just goes so hard 😂
Mistur Jostur cracks me up every time. 🤣
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly:
*H E Y B A B Y*
jotaro what happened to you
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly he: let mista jostur go bacc
*wheeze*
0:24
he protecc first then he attacc
00:37
Okey masta, les kill da ho
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHI
My absolute favorite line from literally anything
Beach ❌
Bitch ❌
Beetch ✔️
S-H-I-T
Koichi has one of the most underrated stands
IM CRYING LAGHING FROM THAT
And when you listen closely, he added a "chi" on the end because beeetch is only 1 syllable. So it was "Beeetchi!" Like the red dragon one which became "redo dragon". Hilarious
“SERECT YUR CUR” 0:56
"goodbye jojo!"
- meatwad from aqua teen hunger force
1:46 What makes this all the better is that Jotaro, the Japanese kid, pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly, but the game that we can assume was made in an English-speaking country gives us "Jaggers."
pronounces "Jaguars" perfectly... assuming you're a yank
Eren Jagger
Jotaro speaks fluent English. His mother, grandparents, wife and daughter are all American. And the other Crusaders like Polnareff would probably not understand Japanese, so they must have been communicating in English. Not to mention that he and Dio were able to understand each other, and Dio is British.
@@ChadBenjamin Yeah, true, but the irony's still there
@@caramelldansen2204 Yeah...here in the UK we pronounce it "Jagyooer".
2:04
Dio: ZAWARUDO
Joseph: SONOBAVEECH
lmao
Dio: So you're stand is like The World?
Joseph : SANADA BEACH!
I wonder how long he practiced that "Hey baby" it sounded so epic XD
“Go ahead Mr. Joesteer” had me dying when I Forster watched jojos😂