Russia's new 'real men' war recruitment ad
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USA: Meet Emma and her two moms; Karen and Emily
Russia: Meet Vlad and his two moms; his mother and the motherland
Gahhaa good one
uraaaaaaa
Хахахаха 😆 хорош😂😂😂😂
Painted fingernails can still grip the joystick of an F-22
@@N7_. I think this war has taught us that weapons from the 20th century are obsolete. Just like single shot rifles & horses were replaced from the 19th century.
Air forces today are not on the scale they were in WW2 and modern AD would be far more devastating, if they decided to fly any number of aircraft behind enemy lines, they would be downed.
The country that goes heavy on the development of unmanned drones, vehicles, aircraft & similar tech along with AI is going to win the next large scale war.
It’s a sad day when American who is watching Russian military ad feels more patriotism for Russia then America.
Why would anyone feel patriotic for russia?
russia has been getting humiliated by the West for the past 20yrs
The wokeness and the left did that.
@@joethekinghawk7514 Sadly yes.
Love this comment
because Russia has power of truth behind it. not some plans to earn money
Russian: lol, it's a cool advertisement, but we've never seen it. Who is it designed for?
An American from Texas who played COD too much: I will go to serve in Russia.
It was on tv, but not too often
Что вы несёте н**** вы что вы несёте б**** вообще б****
Есть б**** людей сажают за то что они носят серёжки Радужные б**** за то что они Сукко лайки ставят Вы б**** что вы несёте н**** б****
А если б**** Северная Корея снимет классный клип тоже поедете в Северную Корею чтобы там жить блин потому что она сняла Весёлый красивый клип н**** Вы ебанулись там все что ли
It's just not a southern state if they aren't iching to betray their own country 24/7 is it?
I confirm that with the food prices soaring we soon will need armed security guys in shops.
Да, и не только на Украине!
we already do here in usa
@@titoqwentezproductionz3406i heard it's legal to steal under 950 dollars? That's like a whole month's grocery for a family right?
@@frustationoverloaded5976 Not legal but you get a way harsher sentence if you stole more than, I think 1k? So they wait until you stole that much then you get years in prison instead of a fine.
Food in Russia cheap. Your own gov and media be corrupting americans
Better ad than emma and her two moms
Yeah they certainly have the results to show for it on the battlefield. LOL!! ......Drink Bleach my fellow American.
Yes, but I rather have two moms and air support but not just some T-55
@@billlin421 Well your two moms and air support were made in China buddy...
@@LNR65 Sounds like it's going to explode anytime, anywhere
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
At least a down to earth military ad showing normal soldiers and their off duty life. Better than some ads that shows unrealistic heroism.
it's not that at all
the translation is:
Is it the defender you dreamed to be?
Is it where your power at?
Is it the road you wanted to choose?
you're a man, so be one
@@gisaky7691 I see, thank you.
watch ukranian military ad "Ukrainian Armed Forces “Each of Us” this is just pure copy from it
@@kessu1863 no-- the russians stole the ad from ukraine. the ukrainiain one was original
@@FyterDget Thats what he was saying.
USA: We have two moms
Russia: We have the Mother Land.
That is correct. In Russian point of view land is mother.
I still don’t get why people are against the two mums ad
@@dinosaure_jr4595 WHERE IS THE TWO MOMS AD? SHOW ME!
Russians usually have their mom and babushka, literally
@dinosaure_jr4595 Maybe because it wasn't designed to be appealing to men who are 90% of army, but to be pleasing for woke feminists with two mums
I'm immune to Propaganda. I'm immune to Propaganda.
You're not Immune to Propaganda
You're not immune to propaganda
War coming...
"HRAAAA, FOREIGN IMPERIALISTIC PROPAGANDA BETTER THAN MY COUNTRY'S IMPERIALISTIC PROPAGANDA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"
Immune? Search "Haily Lujan" here
Whether you like Russia or not, THIS is how you make a recruitment advert.
@@Dinky_Axeso how's ukraine?
look at 70% of the world is water but 100% of the air is ours USAF AD
Facts. Idk why we don't just do ads like US Marines do
Its trash
@@Slaktusfalkus rainbow tribe folk like yourself would comment like this.
This ad would be forbidden in USA. It would be called toxic masculinity.
🏳️🌈💩
It's chad men😎
@@user-oc6so8er2sКто? Те кто по своей воле пошли умирать за яхты депутатов и олигархов? А что в этом геройского?
@@user-fe8vd4hf4s чел, я комментарий по рофлу написал🤡
@@user-oc6so8er2s а, окей тогда. Понимаю
То чувство, когда в комментах англоговорящим эта реклама нравится больше, чем русским
Потому что англоговорящие не знакомы с российскими реалиями, ну и в противовес их современной вок-культуре российская милитаристская пропаганда смотрится гораздо притягательнее, надо признать.
А так, стоит всего пару видосов глянуть из того, что там творится, чтобы стать антимилитаристом раз и навсегда.
Я думаю, что на самом деле большинство русских нормально воспринимает эту рекламу. Просто не оставляют комментарии. Высказываются в основном те, кому не нравится.
@@user-rf1ct8we2sмне тоже так кажется
@@andregarcia9448 можно этих "пару видосов" пж
Потому что воевать нам, а не им
No pronouns, no two moms or rainbow flags just pure strenght! ✊
Yeah, yeah, get rid of your Russian accent.
just pure losing your legs to a mine or IED and then spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair and bed wearing adult diapers
Get rid of your Russian accent.
@@limitess9539 And then getting laughed at by the bus driver. "Well it's not my fault you lost your legs pal, lol" (True Story)
@@limitess9539урыл
To be fair it's a really good ad.
Don't get me wrong I'm 100% against their invasion, just looking objectively at the ad itself.
yeah
Yea 100% better than the american one!
Ukraine's one is a better message: soldiers on the front come from all walks of life and nobody was born for war but everyone will defend their country if they have to.
Also, while I love seeing people dunking on Emma and her two moms, in the end the "macho" mentality will not win you wars without other important factors in the military. I won't put Emma against a Russian VDV guy but in the US vs Russian army scenario my money is still on the yanks any day of the week for the next 50 years at least.
No its not haha
True
Russia honestly has the best military ads
But not the army...
@@f55hibana I would look at any other country that is fighting under 20 thousand sanctions, and plus against 51 countries that supply weapons to Ukraine, and ultimately grinding all this equipment that is supplied to Ukraine
Idk China's and the U.S. Marine's ones are pretty good (USAF, Army, and Navy have been kinda weird these last few years tbh)
They also have the highest death rate
@@zkelethor1929 ah yes the 2 mom ads, thats going to pull very strong manly men into the army :D
As a Russian watching this makes me proud that we made an actual good recruitment ad unlike the us "2 mom" ones XD
Rock on.
As an American. I agree 👍
Remind me why your countrymen are dying in trenches again?
@@thegalacticfederation4007remind me, which comment did you ask the question to?
And what is "off topic question"?
@@thegalacticfederation4007 maybe because ukraine bombarded russia for 8 years and they finally got sick of it? maybe idk just guessing here
Russian ads always portray the human and soldier sides simultaneously.
As an American, we can all agree this is a REAL MILITARY ad not eMmA
nah, some of us dont switch sides for a cool commercial.
The new US military ad no longer uses the Emma ad
The US marine ad actually slaps.
It would be hilarious when that REAL MILITARY was shredded by Emma and her two moms.
@@tianxiu "I may be trans, but at least my armed forces actually has funding"
Translation:
Разве таким защитником ты мечтал встать?
"Is this the kind of defender you dreamed of becoming?"
Разве в этом твоя сила?
"Is this really where your strength lies?"
Ты же мужчина
"You are a man"
Ты же мужик. Будь им
"You're a man. Be a man"
@danielli1753 Evolitional role of man ist to be a taxi driver - it maybe SAD BUT TRUE METALLICA AH YEAH
@danielli1753 ссыкун че сказать
Не встать, а стать))
@@teurner6113 Т9 возможно
@@user-tu1gx8zx6x может быть
Why, living in Russia, have I never seen this ad before?
Наверное потому что слепой её везде крутили щяс уже другая реклама
Видимо вы не часто смотрели телевизор
Idk about you but I’ve never seen the Emma add In America
Sry but this is literally better then most army ads nowadays
Because they need it to look badass so they can make more people join, Putin doesn't give a single f about people and their lives.
As a Russian, im curious why did I never see such an ad. Looks epic though
gives me taxi driver vibes
Повнимательнее
Плохо телек смотришь или вообще не смотришь.Я видел эту рекламу в перерыве какой то политической программы на первом по моему.
DO U HAVE TV IN RUSSIA
@@chanc9737 NO WE DONT. IN FACT WE LIVE IN CAVES AND HUNT WILD ANIMALS FOR DINNER. WE GO TO SCHOOL THROUGH SIBERIAN COLD FORESTS.
We need ads like this honestly.
We have ads like this
@@sir_blasphemy_the_first Emma with two mums doesn’t compare my man. Back in the 2000s US Army ads were 👌
You clearly do not see the stupidity that's underneath that ad.
Yea lets keep dying for government that work for them selves and exploit polulations, no good sides in war, just interest
@@retrongamer6918 Actually makes me want to avoid being involved at all costs seeing that two mom ad
Russia definitely knows how to make some really chad recruitment ads.
I mean, thats the point of their propaganda, if you liked it it's working. Unless you see it for what it really is
@@otavio8566 I happen to like it.
@@darryldouglasmarbaniang7162 Well, yeah. That's the point.
The UK has some good ones
@darryldouglasmarbaniang7162 It says more about you than the ad, really.
Muscly macho military men moving in mist.
Not my thing, but you do you. 👍
"Look familiar? Scenes like this are happening throughout the galaxy, right now! You could be next. That is unless you make the most important decision of your life. Prove to yourself that you have the strength and the courage to be free. Join...THE HELLDIVERS."
I'm not gonna lie, this ad is really good and inspiring. If I was a Russian man, I'd enlist.
They had their target audience spot on, ordinary men that are also soldiers.
Even though I'm against Russia, they have done better at this advertisement than most other countries today.
You clearly do not see the stupidity that's underneath that ad.
What kind of mouth breather enlists because of a slick ad? Interestingly, you're the exact type of fool the Russian Army needs right now, maybe you should join Wagner Group.
Propaganda is one of Russia's few remaining worthwhile exports in terms of quality.
@@Sanderford How about the propaganda in the west? You all never seem to talk about those. its always about Ukrainian victories, and when Russia captures something, for example Bakhmut, everyone was saying "but its ok because the Ukrainians will do a counter offense.
Im not denying that there isnt Russian propaganda, there is, but no one talks about the western propaganda.
@@Ruscne Except they do. The reason Russia gets talked about so often with regards to it is theirs is so much more common, and so much more often blatantly false.
это лучшее что я когда либо видел...
Anyone else the 2 1/2 pound weights on the bench press 😂
Hello, I am Russian after reading your comments, I was very pleased that you treat Russia so respectfully. Thank you all. All the best
Тебе показалось😂😂
Yep because in the Philippines even though you have skills ,you have 4years college courses,but you don't have a backer or someone you don't pay maybe hundred of thousands,you cannot join,that's why I adore your country's in choosing the army,your president seems really good to choose someone who can defeat the enemy's comming unlike ours hahahahshsh,
Is duterte still
There ?
@@jokersan9996перечитай комментарии ещё раз
@@Kirill_S23не понятно про что ты, там не переводит мне уже🥲
Wow this is way better than USA ads.
Gives me battlefield vibes
Дружище там убивают и жёстко, я был в бахмуте, грязь с кровью перемешивается
actually scary how you consider a real life military advertisement in the midst of a war to be good because it reminds you of a video game ad.
I loved the battlefield trailers too but jesus christ.
“Life is like bideo game!!!”
@@mandela7147modern warfare is not WW1 trench war hall or even WW2 which was actually more horrible for civilians than soldiers
The modern warfare is way more dynamic I mean it depends for what country you fight but generally today express mobility and communication wins over strong fortification
....How old are you?
Кто понимает русский:🤨
Кто не знает русский:💀💪🫡
это тебе к размышлению, что за люди живут в "цивилизованном западе"
Plot twist, the grocery store attended is a stone cold assassin,
Are you ABSOLUTELY certain you wanna steal those pringles?
as an american this and the two moms us army ad makes me want to join the russian military
I mean you can if you want to do it, they will probably put you on a T-55 or tell you to run at the ukrainian lines (who are armed with top of the like American equipment like Bradleys) with a rusty shovel but hey
better than being with Emma right?
@@carso1500 on GOD bro i love america but if i had to choose between being being gay and dying for the motherland then you better toss me that shovel
@@carso1500 "I mean you can if you want to do it, they will probably put you on a T-55 or tell you to run at the ukrainian lines (who are armed with top of the like American equipment like Bradleys) with a rusty shovel but hey
better than being with Emma right?"
- 🤖
@@carso1500что за бред ты сказал? Это Украина воюет на остатках т55, и даже т34 85 на стороне Украины был.
У нас сейчас т90м делают во всю.
that one Ukraine ad: We are simple folks fighting for our country to survive
Russia: War is manly, Real men go to war
"Real men go to war"
Jesus is probably slapping his face up in heaven rn
@@markodiusrex7114 something that does not exist cant slap itself though
/j
Then Putin should fight on the front lines. He is the one who caused this shitshow anyway.
People are getting offended by your comment
..."sad" to hear that.
@@juehju ты мог использовать много языков, но ты решил использовать язык фактов
the guys in the ad have more gear than the ones fighting in Ukraine LOLOL
Yeah, they're using shovel drones to knock out Abrams tanks too 😂😂
@@unterhau1102drones taking out russian tanks lol
@@boss2654What about Abrams, Bradley and Leopard?)
@@gagarin8183 russian ships 🤣🤣🤣
@@boss2654 do you know why Russia don't destroy ukrainian ships? Cause ukrainian haven't this)
Тот момент когда пошёл на службу не смотря рекламу.
Ждем тебя в пакете
@@bairgoryaev-ut9rm тебя тцк ждёт уклонист. Почему не в армии?
@@bairgoryaev-ut9rmа ты трус только про пакеты писать можешь, что ты Украину свою не защищаешь?😂
@@bairgoryaev-ut9rmЕго не ждет судьба твоего отца или брата,он не украинец
@@nailxbreak6777 так мои тоже не украинцы )
в штатах живем )
Google translate all phrases:
Did you dream of becoming such a defender?
Is THIS your strength?
Is THIS the path you wanted to take?
You are man. Be him.
Invade others! Get yourself killed or disabled! Be a man!
Ты мужчина, будь им
More gender norms=more death
History and modern history
Он так и написал, @@Evgen-kk6hh
Well, that record breaking bench press definitely convinced me
it was intentional. The whole message here is you're not man enough if you have a civilian job.
Hah they target the ripped trainer, who will join the army not the guy who benches 10kg
@@egbertandrew843520-25 kg depending on the bar itself
Твой жим может быть 200 кг, но бойцам ты от этого не станешь...
@@tumyp245 So all these jobs should be performed by women??
The fun fact is that, being Russian, I have never seen this advertisement anywhere
But on the other hand, I spent the last year and a half in a war where there is not much internet...
How was it?
Знаю таксиста, который сейчас мотострелок, знаю сварщика, который сейчас (вернее снова) танкист. У меня воинская учетная специальность тоже есть, я проходил срочную службу и военные сборы. И таких, как я - миллионы в России. Так что будьте уверены, что если вы заставите нас всех подняться с диванов, мы за это вам надерëм задницы
That’s why cluster ammunition exists
russia is doomed because of people like you
I never joined the military, but seeing all that gear makes certainly is inviting.
Those gear is for propaganda don't be fooled you'll be sent in with something else trust me but TBH atleast the ad was not to dramatic compared to Americans ones
Airsoft is the way
@@user-ub9my1hu7dthose are criminals and citizens that refuse get put into war like that I think other then that people that want to join Russia arm get all that equipment on them 🤷♂️
You wouldn’t get that gear, you’d get some rusty AKM or AK-74 and told to shoot the enemy, both sides are horridly low on pretty much everything
@@ajc5930pretty much, it’s always been a thing where they show images of soldiers decked out in the best equipment, and before images were invented it was parades, it’s a great recruiting tool
Те челы, которые мечтали быть таксистами и охранниками....
😂
ахахахаха
да ну нахуй, я лучше таксистом)
" а чо всмысле")))
They dreamed of being soldiers
i cant believe russia used all its remaining modern infantry equipment to make this
Emma got two moms
Vladmir: i got two grenades
Better than most Western countries military ads
You've seen Nowegian?
The USMC always does good
@@JimRPickens the bs with Emma and her 2 moms was that usmc or army?
@@almontherobaid6492 Army
@@almontherobaid6492 Army
Russia shows it: there is no main character in this world, you are a soldier, and with you're comrades, you achieve the power of the main character
The main character doesn't get slaughtered in Ukraine. If he does, then he's actually a side character.
The main character is Tzar Putin.
Адекватный комментарий
@@samuelsmith4301 accurately said haha. All the soldiers are his puppets that are destroying a country which absolutely didn't deserve it and are being wiped out by Ukraine's superior equipment. Dying without a cause is a sad way to go and it's not even on your their own soil, meaning they are fighting for what exactly? THt's right - nothing.
Work as security guards and taxi drivers - at least you will live.
*No one in this commercial is deploying*
Депутаты вперед! Разве вы такими хотели быть и оставаться свиньями! Вперёд в армию России...вы обязаны защитить меня.
нее, тут явно нацелились на неудачников типа охранников и таксистов. Депутатам на своих местах хорошо сидится
Sorry I didn’t get the reference is that animal farm?
You all need to understand a little bit what the state is and how it works.
Бля чел когда вы уже закончите с этой хернёй,ну представь какой была бы армия если бы состояла из одних чиновников?Ну и к тому же блять всегда было так простой народ воюет а кто-то жирует и нихуя ты с этим не сделаешь ,а писать это и орать из каждго утюга не поможет
@@Blender.bunker farm yard) Orwell
russia ads is still better than the US....
this is like watching a movie or a trailer of a new game 👏👏👏
Now i feel the urge to enlist
keyboard warriors never enlist 🤣
Imagine all the russians in the trenches starting to sweat at the sight of actors in full ratnik gear while the have to loot their fellow corpses for plates.
Определенно ты смотрел очень много западной пропоганды. Ты совсем не знаешь реальности.
I jump from my bed to enlist me in the Russian Army and suddenly I said: Wait a minute, I'm in Mexico and I'm Mexican. So, definitely is a very good Ad.
If Mexico needs a good army, now you know where to order advertising. )
enlist into cartel bro, that`s good i think
@@Joky_D Coming from a drug addict, I understand your comment. Look for rehab!
It is known that at least one Mexican is definitely serving in the Russian army. He appeared on the news. He serves in the international brigade "Fifteen". And he was awarded for heroism.
@@user-sl3il5sz2s There are history of mexicans serving in the US army too. Search for the Squadron 201 Pilots of the Mexican Air Force that were in Second World II in 1942. I'm glad that our government (and principally the actual president) take a neutral position in belic or economic wars of others countries.
Wow, a recruitment ad that actually advertises to the people who will sacrifice their lives to actually defend the country.
defend it from what? Z attacked Ukraine, you're all twisted up.
@@gibbsm So? A lot of people attack a lot of people. As far as I'm concerned, the fact you think Ukraine should deserve special treatment amongst all the other countries that have also been invaded throughout history renders you "twisted up" as you put.
wow, a recruitment ad that actually advertises to brainwashed cannon fodder who won't doubt anything and die at the first command!
@@vitamc1213so that means Iraq deserves it from the us?
*Reclaim* is a better word; that's what they think that they're doing.
Not gonna lie am now wanna be russian just because they actually knew how to make recruitment ads
😂
Trust me, you don't.
You guys don't have an ounce of patriotism left in you.
I'm from Russia. And I want to be a libertarian. Actually, that's what I am. I am a patriot of my family and I will defend its goals. And the country is just a service provider.
@@SERG__ZV Хорошо сказал. Держи повестку
If only that gear snd weapons were standard issued.
Its all fun and games till you're the one with a tinfoil plate in your plate carrier 🤣
Any military ad, all I can think of is Starship Troopers.
Argentina is burning already...
Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
@@SomeBody-rm6hf yes, contract 2 years
To anyone who dont really understand russian writings
General point of ad is "why you are loosing your potential and live dull as taxi driver/gym coach/security guard when you can make your dream come true and join military"
Thumbs up because uploader of video and me are too lazy to do proper english subs, so at least everybody can see this comment
Я беларус и я больше всех знаю, в чем мотив. Эта реклама актуальна, если боец едет мочить террористов в Сирии. Здесь мотив такой - ТЫ МУЖИК - иди ЕБОШ.
Yeah, especially the last cringy "you are the man. Be one".
spasiba. there is a video from anfisa belarus showing the "galerea zito minsk" which was a handwriting style some words with "m" meaning "T" are really confusing
@@aksiiska9470 Ахахах, значит было написано прописными буквами)
Good, we will fact check your translation to see that you are honest. Right now, it sounds like BS.
All this talk of two moms when what you're actually seeing is an ad for three moms who will be getting their sons back in boxes in the near future.
They literally look like the men Hollywood portrays as adversaries.
Ngl, no matter what you think of the invasion, you can't deny that this is a dope ad.
Agreed
They deserve that ad, completely justified.
по факту
as long as you dont speak russian language
It is a pretty decent ad, too bad that seems to be the only thing that the Russian military is good at
U.S: "I have Two Mom's who love each other so much."
Russia: "Well I have Two Mom's, My Rifle, and my Tank."
"one is rusted and the other's turret is on orbit"
and both of them don't work whereas the girl with 2 moms drone striked an iraqi family wedding
Army ads changed since then, they're going back to the "Be all you can be" style ones for a while now.
You don't need any moms when your dead in a trench for Putins ego though..
"My rifle is great modern rifle from 50 years ago, and my tank is beloved T-54 still up to date yes!"
Way better than Emma has 2 moms 😂
❤I want peace to come, so I look at the plot of the video in reverse.❤
Bro im not even Russian and i feel patriotic
Ещё нужно добавить сисадмина который трансформируется в оператора Дронов 😂
Real men get sent to a foreign country to die in a war that they had no business starting apparently.
They forgot the part when the drones come in.
Right? Where's the drone footage of this untrained Russian soldier trying to dodge a drone, getting his leg blown off, and then attempting to self-delete? I've seen about 100 of those vids on CombatFootage, and it never gets old.
This just way better than Emma and her 2 mom
Get over it
Atleast emma's two moms and their $0.47 federal tax payments per day is evaporating the Russian armies per minute
@@markodiusrex7114 are you sure?
@@Iluvyoubenny O gay
@@markodiusrex7114 think inflation in US is still at 4%...double the Federal Reserve's target. When your got the main world currency, that is pretty bad.
Vlad and his comrades getting smoked by Emma and her two moms
Real men respects other countries and cultures
Oh, let me hug you for your words!
Какое глупое утверждение. В мире всегда идут войны. Всегда где-то кто-то с кем-то воюет. Такова природа человека.
@@Polar-Yamal такова природа пещерного дикаря. С тех пор развитие вида в целом было очень значительным, хотя и сейчас, как мы видим, находится очень и очень много хомл сапиенсов, упорно не желающих эволюционировать и желающих оставаться на уровне пещерного дикаря либо вообще животного.
@@helenivanova5440 я тоже осуждаю тех украинцев, которые участвовали в незаконной агрессии блока НАТО против цивилизованных стран.
Между прочим, в Крыму украинский язык является государственным языком. А в Украине есть закон, который накажет тебя за твой язык. Всё что нужно знать про уважение к чужой культуре.
ngl I'm not even russian but this ad is spot on. my boring mundane life need some action and for something worth fighting for like my country. if i were russian and i saw this I'd enlist immediately.
i found it relatable too. its a shame that its about a brother war
Then realize you been lied to by Putin as you find out your just his cannon fodder
Russia is taking volunteers from around the world so you can enlist since you seem like you want to!
@@bennetth.929 funny part is that theyre not lol
Если хочешь, могу помочь попасть в интернациональный батальон, чтобы воевать за сторону света 🇷🇺
Leaving out the fact that the average survival time for a solider in the ukraine conflict on both sides upon entering the front lines is less than 8 hours is a big way to meet recruiting requirements
Well, they cant meet requirements, thats why their getting soldiers from prisons for reduced sentences
Just seen an ad for the British army, a woman carrying a stretcher with no one on it. There is no one on it because it's too heavy for her. They are very heavy to carry with a patient.
Now I want to enlist in the Russian Armed Forces!
were you ever in the military once in your life?
Флаг тебе в руки, барабан на шею и поезд навстречу!
Come join us, brother!
They don't have a citizenship requirement. Just gotta be 18-30, no criminal record, and fluent in Russian.
@@SomeBody-rm6hf,нет ,возраст от 18 до 60.Судимости возможны.
This is ten times better than Emma and her two Moms. Its short, sweet, cool, and badass altogether.
In America we like to slay💅 *the enemy*
But to be frank, I would rather choosed to have two moms and an air support if i was a soldier. Plus, emmas two moms and their federal tax payments per day is evaporating the Russian army so I guess we don’t really need much recruitment
@@impulseelectrobrine1259 that was the ARMY, the Marines have way better ads
@@markodiusrex7114 So much propaganda to the Army who lost to Taliban
@@christthelord4403 who literally just left. no losing was done, they left in a rush because of idiotic policies. the US and taliban could've kept staring at each other having skirmishes for a thousand years and it would've made no difference 💀
Imagine these guys are fighting an EMMA with 2 moms on the battlefield by hand to hand combat. i cant imagine whats gonna happen.
The United States Navy used James Earl Jones and Godsmack music to recruit.
I am not Russian, but just seeing this ad makes me want to enlist.😂
Is your life that useless?
Мне кажется ты не знаешь как переводятся надписи в видео.
@swedensy fighting for Russia is preferable to having to play the pronoun game with crossdressers and working with diversity hires
why so mean lol? The army is a great place for good experience and work both mentally and physically. Especially nearing dark times, knowing such things that the army would teach you will soon be more valuable than gold. @@swedensy
Надписи в рекламе говорят, что если ты не военный, то ты не тот, кем нужно быть, а также в ней используется ненавистная фраза "ты же мужик!"
Not gonna lie it's a good military ad and I would enlist if I see that
😅
No you won't
You literally wanna die
REALLY?! Oh my god you guys standards are frightenly low. There are MUCH better ads. GSG9 (I know not military, but still recruitment for killing people) for example.
That's because they didn't tell you the part about where you need to pack your wife's or girlfriend's tampons in with your gear to plug the bullet holes you'll get because the Russian Army doesn't have enough medical kits to go around.
Правильно охрана в пятёрочке нам нахуй не нужна
А ты не воруй🤣🤣🤣
USA: War is gender
Ukraine: War is horror
Russia: War is game
@@ago8247 War isn't profitable for us, it's profitable for russia, who wants to reborn the USSR
And they are getting T baged by ukraine in that game currently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
за бамп и сагу, за честь и отвагу
@@vsevolodd391 The USSR does not allow Ukrainians to live for 30 years. Wake up, you were an industrial state, now you are an agrarian one. Poor Ukrainian whiner, another migrant.
@@vsevolodd391 Protecting thieves?Achievement of Ukraine?
Name at least 1.
Bro, your country is not at war right now, the Russians are still paying your thieves for gasoline. The war of the 21st century, receiving money from everyone and multiplying the number of refugees.
ну охранник, таксист и тренер живы останутся по крайней мере
ne tak, po pobede vraga oni stanut otrokami korotkej žizni.
На охранника нападут грабители, таксист попадёт в аварию, а на тренера упадёт штанга...
@@ramzi6289 И всё же шанс умереть на войне значительно выше, там у тебя так мало контроля над ситуацией
@@ramzi6289 о да, это ведь так часто происходит
@@ramzi6289 Исходя из статистики, тут скорее все трое погибнут в аварии.
Excellent! Playing Call of Duty in real life and winning 200k roubles a month sounds like a good deal! Where do I download this and is this available in Romania?
You can sign 3 yrs contract if you 18-30 years old, speak Russian and fit health and mental conditions.
Fairly similar to the australian army reserve ad. Aussie one didnt get big blokes though. Just normal prople.
the chinese army recruitment ad is way funnier because they have their serious faces on
Nah the U.S transgender AD was the FUNNIEST 🦅🇺🇲
@@itsthenewlifeofsomeone1 Exactly 😂
You will feel a lot more fun when they will be invading your country.
They are always serious.
@@itsthenewlifeofsomeone1 True, emmas two moms $0.47 federal tax payments per day is evaporating the Russian army per second
Guy doing the slowest bench press in the history of bench press with practically no weight on the bar made me lol.
And he had someone spotting for him hahahahaha
So you would laugh at beginners?
Thats because he is now not a „ real men“ only at the front….dead or alive
Not knowing what rehabilitation is. The post.
The guy is the beginner
Benchpressing 24 kg with a spotter, now that explains the current predicament right there...
it looks like a social video calling for thinking about the post-traumatic syndrome of former soldiers who left the war.
What about the little girl raised by two moms?🏳️🌈 😮
Печально смотреть на войну когда мечтаешь о братстве и дружестве народов
А СССР по сравнению с новым временем был ничë так..
@@Kot_in_Novosibirsk нихуя никаких большивиков и коммуняк ебанных
"эыээыэыэыэыэ, ващита, украинцев не существует, этя рускьте, только думающте что оню укряинци"
@@Kot_in_Novosibirsk Тюрьмой народов.
@@3D_EmergencyУж лучше плохой мир, чем хорошая война.
This is how u make an recruitment ad makes it look cool and good.
I missed moment, when Russian Army recruitment ads became such cool. It sounds strange, but the war makes my country stronger, especially in case of influence on mids
at least its better than "HEY I WAS RAISED BY TWO MOMS AND I SUPPORT EQUITY!!!"
Да начнётся великий срач! 🎉
Big "there's a soldier in all of us" vibes
Pretty good ad to be honest! fair play Russia
with an unfair war fighting with a weak country
@@yozzhikklol You sympathize with the underdog? It's human nature to. However, that weak country violently overthrew a democratically elected pro-Russian President and installed an unelected anti-Russian one. Then when the loyalist of the democratically elected one went home peacefully in an attempt to avoid a civil war, came to their homes. East Ukrainians (who call themselves "Russians" and are called Russians by everyone else, because they only became Ukrainians on a whim of Communist dictators and never accepted that) tried to capture government buildings in their homeland, like West Ukrainians did in Kyiv, and were bombed with cluster munitions. They tried to make a peace deal in Minsk and were defrauded. There are red lines in sand, even for the weak underdog.
@@yozzhikklolну да ну да, куда же нам до вас, от убийц еще слушать обвинения
@@andrkuchevот убийц?И кого же мы убили?
Makes me want to join the Russian army
@@Wehrbund_VRC на стороне Украины свиньи воюют, не те свиньи которые животные а нация такая.
@@Wehrbund_VRC russians are certainly having fun in ukraine :)
Добро пожаловать
Меньше слов - больше дела!
@@Killdozer-do4mcsame with isnotreal in Palestine calm down son
Way better than us army recruiting commercials.
Я лучше тогда уж в пятерочке охранником побуду😂