Karl Pilkington - "They'd rather live in me knob."

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  • čas přidán 16. 03. 2015
  • Karl Pilkington talking about his jungle experience. Very funny.

Komentáře • 446

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance Před 8 lety +4883

    I love how easily Karl gets annoyed and goes off on these brilliant rants. Even fictional scenarios set him off xD

    • @MJPamuru20
      @MJPamuru20 Před 7 lety +102

      Like the time on "The moaning of life" when he's talking about Spiderman and how every fight he gets in, buildings and other things are always getting destroyed..." And he goes on to say how much of a nuisance he'd be "cause the council tax would go up, wouldn't it!"😂😂

    • @MJPamuru20
      @MJPamuru20 Před 7 lety +14

      Like the time on "The moaning of life" when he's talking about Spiderman and how every fight he gets in, buildings and other things are always getting destroyed..." And he goes on to say how much of a nuisance he'd be "cause the council tax would go up, wouldn't it!"😂😂

    • @cambarth9921
      @cambarth9921 Před 7 lety +28

      Like the time on "The moaning of life" when he's talking about Spiderman and how every fight he gets in, buildings and other things are always getting destroyed..." And he goes on to say how much of a nuisance he'd be "cause the council tax would go up, wouldn't it!"😂😂

    • @marleygattis6065
      @marleygattis6065 Před 7 lety +4

      Did you just copy and paste his comment?

    • @cambarth9921
      @cambarth9921 Před 7 lety +28

      Like the time on "The moaning of life" when he's talking about Spiderman and how every fight he gets in, buildings and other things are always getting destroyed..." And he goes on to say how much of a nuisance he'd be "cause the council tax would go up, wouldn't it!"😂😂

  • @karldilkington8802
    @karldilkington8802 Před 5 lety +2996

    "I'm not joking it was man sized, and it was making a human noise" haha it was probably the cameraman going for a piss.

  • @virgilio6349
    @virgilio6349 Před 6 lety +3082

    You know something tells me Ricky would be unable to live a truly happy life without Karl making him laugh histerically. Just look at his face it's like he treasures every single word that comes out of Karl's mouth.

    • @victorkong82
      @victorkong82 Před 4 lety +39

      @Alexander Baratheon Ricky earns enough money with Office reruns

    • @ABraptor12
      @ABraptor12 Před 4 lety +67

      @Jesus in a Suit you forget that even though they are business partners and making money they are still friends. The only reason the Rickey gervais show isnt continued is because it wouldn't be the same as the first 3 seasons and they got burned out. If Rickey just wanted to make more money off karl (which is bollocks) they'd still be doing it

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington Před 4 lety +5

      Cause Karl is precious

    • @KillZoneHart1
      @KillZoneHart1 Před 4 lety +3

      @Jesus in a Suit you're incredibly dim

    • @KillZoneHart1
      @KillZoneHart1 Před 4 lety +1

      @Jesus in a Suit good

  • @gregthesuperninjaturtle450
    @gregthesuperninjaturtle450 Před 7 lety +2392

    "You'd be surprised"

  • @HiiLighT
    @HiiLighT Před 6 lety +2055

    Stephen Merchant, eyes bulging with imagined riches.

    • @TRASHY_MERMAID
      @TRASHY_MERMAID Před 6 lety +4

      HiiLighT HUGE CRUSH!

    • @username9175
      @username9175 Před 4 lety +10

      Nah he was just born like that

    • @anonmedia1883
      @anonmedia1883 Před 4 lety +106

      That’s a stigmatism he’s had from the age of 5 which is what makes them a bit bulbous

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 Před 4 lety +9

      @@anonmedia1883 *an astigmatism

    • @AxCYeR
      @AxCYeR Před 4 lety +19

      just don't have a go at the eyes. or else we'll have to call you whale man, or blubber man.

  • @d.s.parentsr6502
    @d.s.parentsr6502 Před 4 lety +554

    The realest person ever sent on a travel show. The man is a legend, the show is a legacy.

    • @mask.1431
      @mask.1431 Před 4 lety +1

      what is it called

    • @Emirrpapir
      @Emirrpapir Před 4 lety +19

      @@mask.1431 An Idiot Abroad and The Moaning of life. Both shows are fucking great, couldnt recommend them enough

  • @zedooncadhz
    @zedooncadhz Před 8 lety +709

    Omg I lost it when he said "there was something outside my tent that was man-sized"

  • @jeffreymark475
    @jeffreymark475 Před 6 lety +742

    A video with Karl with a title "it rather live in me knob" who wouldn't click on this

    • @jacksdjfam
      @jacksdjfam Před 5 lety

      The ultimate clickbait

    • @TomGodson95
      @TomGodson95 Před 4 lety +7

      @@jacksdjfam he said it so it wasn't clickbait 😂

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TomGodson95 The term "clickbait" doesn't always carry a negative connotation.

    • @johnvarley4561
      @johnvarley4561 Před 4 lety

      I didn't click on it

    • @johnvarley4561
      @johnvarley4561 Před 3 lety

      @watchmejumpstart you couldn't even jump start a bicycle

  • @MarcoLongoMusic
    @MarcoLongoMusic Před 2 lety +22

    It’s not just what he says that makes me laugh, but also the timing and the way he phrases it. “You’d be surprised” is so simple and so elegantly hilarious. This man is accidentally a master of delivery

  • @wt8012
    @wt8012 Před 6 lety +223

    Karl Pilkington deserves a knighthood for his level of hilarity.

  • @godsstruggler8783
    @godsstruggler8783 Před 3 lety +69

    Karl Pilkington has the perfect face and accent for what he delivers.

  • @GooglyEyedJoe
    @GooglyEyedJoe Před 8 lety +139

    1:10 - "No-Nothing wants your penis." "You'd be surprised." xD

  • @themi90
    @themi90 Před 7 lety +146

    This guy is absolutely a gift. Fucking brilliant.

  • @McDoinky
    @McDoinky Před 4 lety +505

    Karl is kind of lowkey brilliant isn't he

    • @luisdawnfinder3188
      @luisdawnfinder3188 Před 3 lety +16

      @Nick C As cynical as he is, most of what he says actually makes sense. It's the "piss off" delivery that makes it so great

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy Před 3 lety +2

      he sounds so serious when ranting about

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety +2

      Einstein from a different angle.

    • @Martin-88
      @Martin-88 Před 2 lety +13

      What's with all this lowkey/highkey crap? Just talk normally FFS.

    • @DarkMuj
      @DarkMuj Před 2 lety +1

      @@Martin-88 it’s slang, no big deal. Keeps language fun and interesting, it’s a sign of a healthy youth culture. Don’t worry, people still use formal English in court and in more buttoned-up professions etc.

  • @SheTheDee1971
    @SheTheDee1971 Před 2 lety +15

    'They'd rather live in me knob'.
    That has to be the most legendary and memorable quote known to mankind.😂

    • @Eleventhearlofmars
      @Eleventhearlofmars Před rokem

      I know people who would live ON a knob, dunno about in one though. 😂

  • @awh2375
    @awh2375 Před 2 lety +9

    This man should be treasured for eternity. The glee on Gervais’ face as Karl goes on these mini rants says it all. I’d do anything for them two (and Merchant) to work together again!

  • @KhanivoreQniba
    @KhanivoreQniba Před 4 lety +14

    He only ever asks sensible, thought provoking, intelligent questions. Love him.

  • @rain6493
    @rain6493 Před 6 lety +101

    I can't stop laughing, this man is a genius.

  • @Caolan114
    @Caolan114 Před 3 lety +61

    "It was making human noises"
    "Was It a human?"
    "No It was gorilla type noises"

  • @gabrieldrake7926
    @gabrieldrake7926 Před 2 lety +6

    The way Ricky looks at Steve when Karl says something as gold as that! It's like a kid! I love it

  • @Bassett457
    @Bassett457 Před 4 lety +76

    Ricky Gervais was at his funniest laughing at Karl Pilkington

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Před 5 lety +11

    I don't know what I enjoy more, watching these guys in animated form, or like this. Both make me laugh.

  • @venusexpress2084
    @venusexpress2084 Před 6 lety +39

    You can never relax, things wanna live in your knob.

  • @harry_page
    @harry_page Před 3 lety +2

    "No-one can get their eyes shut. Everything's off. Wehhh, raah, _kphfshih_ "

  • @musics4me
    @musics4me Před 3 lety +14

    The fact that Karl could win a BAFTA or some sort of best comedian award unironically

  • @brendajackson13
    @brendajackson13 Před 8 lety +20

    A Karl Pilkington video I haven't seen. Yippee!!😃

  • @tomd6053
    @tomd6053 Před 4 lety +12

    There’s fish in the Amazon that swims up your knob, nowhere’s safe 🤣🤣🤣

  • @toddwooster
    @toddwooster Před 3 lety +8

    The third sound he makes at 0:22 is incredible.

  • @RYN988
    @RYN988 Před 6 lety +10

    Can’t resist me some Dilkington!

  • @TheRealChigs
    @TheRealChigs Před 4 lety +9

    “There was something man sized outside my tent and it was making human noise”
    “Was it a human?”

  • @jpreviews5759
    @jpreviews5759 Před 5 lety +13

    "There was something outside, It was mansize!"😂

  • @sisigpapi
    @sisigpapi Před 4 lety +3

    A weekly podcast with Karl Pilkington will save this world

  • @07carlsberger
    @07carlsberger Před 5 lety +14

    "It'd rather live in me knob than live in the river"

  • @alistair4068
    @alistair4068 Před 7 lety +15

    i love you karl

  • @rockysandman5489
    @rockysandman5489 Před 6 lety +5

    Karl Pilkington, a British national treasure.

  • @JD-xn4ls
    @JD-xn4ls Před 3 lety +31

    The thing about all this stuff is Karl’s right, and Ricky would never do the stuff he’s done

  • @OBear07
    @OBear07 Před 3 lety +2

    this is one of the best jokes i have heard in a while. great bit. i know he means it, but that line about if it’s so great how come the fish would rather live in me knob is a great line.

  • @noodlegrannybill
    @noodlegrannybill Před 4 lety +3

    seeing someone make ricky laugh like this is so good

  • @TheGoldtopdude
    @TheGoldtopdude Před 2 lety

    That's the funniest thing I've seen all year. This guy is funny!.

  • @kennethmorgan5183
    @kennethmorgan5183 Před rokem +1

    My god i laughed at Carl, These fish in the amazon That rather live in me knob . Amazing . LOL. 😀❣️👌

  • @fatbelly27
    @fatbelly27 Před 5 lety +10

    1:23 I literally laughed out loud. You can see why Ricky treasures this man.

  • @marleymikhal
    @marleymikhal Před 4 měsíci

    Still one of my favorite Karl-isms

  • @Channel-kx1mz
    @Channel-kx1mz Před 6 lety +12

    "snakes going stuff, clip"

  • @sublime90
    @sublime90 Před 6 lety +73

    0:21 0:24 im literally dead rip me

  • @tiakitair135
    @tiakitair135 Před 4 lety +2

    Karl is a comedy legend

  • @harvindgrewal2801
    @harvindgrewal2801 Před 3 lety +3

    This man is a national treasure

  • @John-gq7um
    @John-gq7um Před 4 lety +4

    U can tell Ricky really does like Karl! This show was so underrated; it’s a shame they sacked it. Watching Karl get wound up over fictional scenarios and fish wanting to live in his knob is just hysterical

  • @aidandinneen9149
    @aidandinneen9149 Před 3 lety +2

    Karl is an actual genius comedian.

  • @LightningSword13
    @LightningSword13 Před 3 lety

    Oh no I’m getting Karl recommendations once again. I used to be addicted to these videos and the animations

  • @sharondagnall6982
    @sharondagnall6982 Před 2 lety

    Love watching you three xx

  • @KhanivoreQniba
    @KhanivoreQniba Před 4 lety +1

    Karl on point YET again.

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 Před 3 lety +1

    When I watched an idiot abroad, jungle episode, back in 2012, I literally rolled on the living room floor laughing. No other tv show has ever done that to me before or after. Pure genius 🤣

  • @kieranbrain7765
    @kieranbrain7765 Před 4 lety +14

    He’s got an Evian bottle WERE SCREWED

  • @bencooper6983
    @bencooper6983 Před 3 lety

    The fact that this hasn't got 950 million views is ridiculous

  • @Patel54878
    @Patel54878 Před 4 lety

    I could listen these 3 all night

  • @MrPaulwaters
    @MrPaulwaters Před 4 lety

    ahhh i love his rants

  • @vapordepositionmusic1901
    @vapordepositionmusic1901 Před 5 lety +49

    He's funnier naturally than Ricky so funny

    • @PeaceDweller
      @PeaceDweller Před 4 lety +4

      Even a lot of Ricky's jokes, standup material and even stuff on Office/Extras was directly inspired by the things Karl Pilkington has said. Ricky is hilarious without them but theres no denying how much of an influence Karl has been on his material.

    • @Ky-xm7tc
      @Ky-xm7tc Před 4 lety

      VaporDepositionMusic Ricky is a comedy genius. Karl is just a naturally funny, innocent guy 😂

  • @berttruffel1139
    @berttruffel1139 Před 4 lety +1

    Hes just brilliant!

  • @jaysk3005
    @jaysk3005 Před 2 lety

    This is timeless

  • @geeky_gunner
    @geeky_gunner Před 2 lety

    Love the way he called Ricky right out at the beginning.

  • @letloverule100
    @letloverule100 Před 4 lety +1

    Karl is a treasure.

  • @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632

    I still can't tell if Karl is a genius or plain mad

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk Před 4 lety +3

      He's just good at following a script...

    • @henry2909
      @henry2909 Před 4 lety +37

      Nate fuck off

    • @5tivi
      @5tivi Před 3 lety +1

      @@Nate-bn5kk BULLSHIT 👉

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk Před 3 lety +2

      @@5tivi People who believe reality TV is real and unscripted are the stupidest people on Earth...

    • @hermieproductions6665
      @hermieproductions6665 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Nate-bn5kk Did you listen to the podcast? It's real.

  • @jelenav3336
    @jelenav3336 Před 4 lety +1

    0.22 omg honestly I laughed dieing omg honestly! 😂😂😂

  • @this_Joe_Smith
    @this_Joe_Smith Před 3 lety

    💗💗💗💗💗💗💗i love Karl

  • @volitiondebut6086
    @volitiondebut6086 Před 4 lety +5

    I think Karl is secretly a genius.

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions Před 4 lety +1

    Karl is the only person in the world who can reply to a put down with 'you'd be surprised' in a cynical and fearful context pmsl

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 Před 4 lety

    My favorite karl moment

  • @xnrivudxkskalflvk4075
    @xnrivudxkskalflvk4075 Před 4 lety +4

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

  • @christhomas9221
    @christhomas9221 Před 3 lety +6

    1:06 that hand movement kills me

  • @foxylady88ful
    @foxylady88ful Před 2 lety

    Brilliant

  • @TommyTipex
    @TommyTipex Před 4 lety +1

    He is a fucking genius isn't he my god that's amazing

  • @cornovii3012
    @cornovii3012 Před 5 lety +3

    I'm with Karl on this one, and i would never go to Australia for the same reasons :-D

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405

    Karl pilkinton was the greatest creations that was ever made 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @cheesecakfatboy7229
    @cheesecakfatboy7229 Před 4 lety

    Ricky Karl Stephen This IS So funny IS Make me happy 😏😏🤗🤗😟😟💗💗💗💓💓 I Really I Like THEM Keep IT UP

  • @troyrobinson8375
    @troyrobinson8375 Před 3 lety

    He so funny. Good man

  • @davidfrehner1
    @davidfrehner1 Před 4 lety +4

    When Karl said to Ricky, “You think you know it all!” I felt that. Fuckin Rick been acting a smug know-it-all since day 1.

    • @freyabird
      @freyabird Před 3 lety

      Ricky has a degree in philosophy which is about human existence and stuff like that he’s smarter than you think

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 Před 3 lety

      @@freyabird What bum did he buy it off of? Because he sure as fuck didn't earn it through learning.

    • @SeminarioMAE
      @SeminarioMAE Před 3 lety

      @@freyabird Philo is one of the easiest majors.

    • @connor9568
      @connor9568 Před 3 lety

      @@SeminarioMAE Ricky said that’s why he did it

  • @craigwarner6156
    @craigwarner6156 Před 7 lety +8

    Oh god that's fucking funny

  • @olelaustsen8657
    @olelaustsen8657 Před 2 lety

    Epic! 😂 rather live in me nob 😃🤣👌

  • @kAY-yl5en
    @kAY-yl5en Před 3 lety +1

    Ricky losing his balls over him talking is the most precious thing

  • @CurtisD01
    @CurtisD01 Před 3 lety +1

    when Karl said "it was man sized" I spat my drink out

  • @garylouk8776
    @garylouk8776 Před 4 lety +20

    I’d love to see him in I’m a celeb

    • @zoew1602
      @zoew1602 Před 4 lety +2

      Brilliant suggestion!! The way he'd tackle testicles and anuses..... 😂

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 Před 2 lety

    Karl is class

  • @88omair
    @88omair Před 4 lety +1

    1:11 My favourite Ricky laugh

  • @Triforceman1
    @Triforceman1 Před 5 měsíci

    Karl’s funny and all but Ricky Gervais’ laugh is hysterical

  • @marvincool3744
    @marvincool3744 Před 6 lety

    That's actually a solid point

  • @novakingood3788
    @novakingood3788 Před 3 lety +1

    It's true, nothing goes to bed at night in the jungle.

  • @arealbigboss
    @arealbigboss Před 2 lety

    Nothing makes me laugh quite like karl and ricky’s interactions

  • @fartinshort1341
    @fartinshort1341 Před 3 lety

    I love that Karl and Herzog agree on the Amazon

  • @Connorleadbeater1
    @Connorleadbeater1 Před 3 lety +1

    I think he saw/heard Bigfoot 🤣

  • @ABraptor12
    @ABraptor12 Před 4 lety

    Karl is a world treasure

  • @bexsta9175
    @bexsta9175 Před 2 lety

    Stop it yer killing me 😂😂😂😂😁

  • @lpmuzza3274
    @lpmuzza3274 Před rokem

    Comedy gold that is

  • @sophiebophiex
    @sophiebophiex Před 4 lety +3

    0:52 “We’re screwed!”

  • @davelewis6256
    @davelewis6256 Před 5 lety

    Comedy gold!!!!!!

  • @thegameguy208
    @thegameguy208 Před 3 lety +3

    One of those lines where hearing the punchline 1st has no effect on the setup

  • @Zoomo2697
    @Zoomo2697 Před 5 lety

    Comedy gold!

  • @thefluffyoctopus5543
    @thefluffyoctopus5543 Před 6 lety +1

    Ah bless, he's so fed up of this 😂

  • @donkashh8205
    @donkashh8205 Před 6 lety

    He’s the funniest man alive Karl pilkington what a ledge

  • @davelee8988
    @davelee8988 Před 2 lety

    he makes a good point

  • @nathanjordon6950
    @nathanjordon6950 Před 3 lety +1

    Classic 😂