Spraggans , Shagger & Sweetheart. Not sure if top notch sounding Firm of Solicitors or Scotland’s entry for the next Eurovision Song Contest (whenever that might be now).
The scones for his grandma had me in tears. My maternal grandfather died when I was very young. We went to the cemetery just after the headstone had been installed. Mum had baked that morning and made some scones (which my late grandfather loved). As we were getting ready to leave the house, I insisted Mum bring a scone, which she did. After fresh flowers were put in the pots and Mum and Grandma were looking at the headstone, I demanded the scone, which I immediately placed on the foot of the headstone, saying “There you go Granddad.” Mum and Grandma cried.
Lol ... brilliant : i honestly thought this was a real police documentary when I started watching this clip (as I was not familiar with the series) ...I'm just trying to remember at what point in the clip I started having doubts ...it was before the end !
Shagger joke collection: Him to the woman: sorry sweetheart Him to the man: *A L R I G H T S H A G G E R* Tam to woman: oh dear oh dear sweetheart Tam to man: *YOU FUCKING SHAGGER* PC McLaren: exists Tam spraggings: so you have chosen.... *S H A G G E R*
Tam spraggans at the supermarket caused a disturbance and another customer behind him inadvertently provoked the fire and tam spraggans needs to go anger management for causing a disturbance.
When the police were about to leave a volcano erupting for the second time resulting in tam spraggans leaving with nothing just when police promptly escorted out or the supermarket for assaulting a customer trying to get in front of him.
"How many scones does your gran need?"
"She was a big woman"
Lmao dead 💀
Ow many scons dus yer gran nEEd?
She wa a biig woMAN
I don’t blame him scones are awesome
She was so big the had to give her 2 gravestones
@@jsemm2109 especially cheesey ones
Ieis8wur8rie4uff
Top things to visit in Scotland:
Castles,
Mountains,
Tam spraggins
I think you mean shagger mclaren
@@PolarsArchives tam is the small guy not the shagger
300th like
I live in London and I would love to visit Scotland one day 😊😊😊.
@@Teo-fx9uo hope you've made it there by now. It's a great place and you are only in London so it's not hard
"You're being the bigger person" lmaoo
No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh and being dragged out by his hoodie cracks me up
The hoodie grab part is the best. Made him like Patrick Star
Instant animated garden gnome.
@@MrRedeyedJedi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Shagger” is one of the best ways to address someone. 😂
It's been a few years; how you getting on shagger?
hey shaggers
@@amir021idm ~ how you doin' shagger?
@@dsmyify shagger is a fact call me mc amir, how you doin ?
@@amir021idm ~ I'm not doing alright shagger, I'm just shagging away mate.
“Do a look like a shagger, yes a do”
He actually said “do i look like a shagger, yes i am “ i noticed because it was incorrect were you even listening bro ?
“What do you mean being the bigger person”! Ahah I’m still laughing
the way they took him out was hilarious
Why is it so funny when he fights in the 2 part 😂
Yes
No it was offensive, that officer had no right pulling him like that.
This is actually the best thing ever
Mrs Clifford 2:17 Suddenly he turns into a red banana
Stand up when you’re speaking to me.
Shagger yes I am dae I look lit a shagger yes I am am I a shagger yes i am. Dae ye call me PC Jack McLaren yes ye will
Console Jack mclaren
Mariah Nadeem ur a wee ned
Only cunts say lit
Police 999
Polices 999
‘ It’s her birthday she wis a big wumin ‘
Grey dry gdrtsdy
😂
Woman*
I’ve rewatched this so many times
Elias Skog same
Same bro
Yep 🤣
This man is a national treasure, we must give him as many scones as possible.
That ending was brilliant...literally crying with Laughter!
Spraggans , Shagger & Sweetheart. Not sure if top notch sounding Firm of Solicitors or Scotland’s entry for the next Eurovision Song Contest (whenever that might be now).
With their song “Mouldy Breakfast (Fae ma granny’s grave)”
“Shagger is a fact” 😂😂😂😂😂
1:54 touches his head and I'm lmao.
Imao same xD
Patted him like a child 🤣
Power absorption, Scottish wee guys are natural stores of pure mana.
absolute next level disrespect lmao
1:52 i died
same XD
Hahaha
Oi
"Get out and set maself up fur the day"
What an achievement son
"Shagger , yes I am"
Fuckin legend
I wonder if the cashier picked him up and scanned him thinking he’s a potato 🥔
Ha ha ha! I love your humour!
Lol 😂😂😂
The scones for his grandma had me in tears. My maternal grandfather died when I was very young. We went to the cemetery just after the headstone had been installed. Mum had baked that morning and made some scones (which my late grandfather loved).
As we were getting ready to leave the house, I insisted Mum bring a scone, which she did.
After fresh flowers were put in the pots and Mum and Grandma were looking at the headstone, I demanded the scone, which I immediately placed on the foot of the headstone, saying “There you go Granddad.” Mum and Grandma cried.
when he was walking him away with his hood, so funny lmao
2:17 short people problems 😂😂😂😂
Turtle
They are called dwarves 😆😆😆😆.
The end got me laughing my arse off
When he pulls his hood up to kick him out 😂😂
Drags him away looking like a garden gnome 🤣🤣
Evil red dwarf, he's got my vote.
1:55 Whit🤣🤣
Real Blackpool
Oh that’s what he said!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅
Lol ... brilliant : i honestly thought this was a real police documentary when I started watching this clip (as I was not familiar with the series) ...I'm just trying to remember at what point in the clip I started having doubts ...it was before the end !
Wee mad Chris! Absolute legend.
1:55 cracked me up
''shagger yes I am, Do i look like a shagger, yes i am, am i a shagger yes i am'' " Shagger its a fact"
“This ediot heare” 🤣🤣
Janet this video is hilarious and the way that police officer grabbed the wee guy's hood had me laughing my head of priceless.!!!!)
topshaggerwillne
No u
Bgmedia hahaha
Stephen tries is a nonce
@@Jamie-ds1gf ginger nonce*
Stephen the ginger nonce
“It’s her birthday she was a big woman.”
Poland love you :D so funny! Your guys the best !
English is my second language and I have no idea what they are talking about. It was hilarious he/she touched his head.
There use be show Rab C Nesbitt use have put subtitles up for it back in the day I loved that show to😂😁
this is just the scottish accent lol
Love it absolutely love it ,brilliant 👍👏👌🤪
Why am I only just on to this show. Brilliant.
Tam spraggins and I would thank u to stand up when you are speaking to me
For any non Scots.Shagger is Alan Mcgregor,Rangers goalie
WE CALL HIM SHAGGER!!!
-thats ediot standin there
-ey, stop callin er an ediot!!!!!!
Gábor Tóth fuck off son
*I’d thank ye tae stand up when yer speakin tae me*
Ld
The way she puts her hand on his head 🤣🤣🤣
Went to school way wee cris. Well done 👍🏼 keep it up 💯
Stand up , if your speaking to me!!!😂😂👊
Kenny!!! South park
Shagger joke collection:
Him to the woman: sorry sweetheart
Him to the man: *A L R I G H T S H A G G E R*
Tam to woman: oh dear oh dear sweetheart
Tam to man: *YOU FUCKING SHAGGER*
PC McLaren: exists
Tam spraggings: so you have chosen....
*S H A G G E R*
top shagger indeed :)
I died at the end 😂😂
“What do you mean, the bigger person!?”
2:20 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's dragging him
This is comedy gold here.
The clip with Chief working with Gavin Hastings kicking a rugby ball is good. The actor playing the Chief did go to school with Gavin Hastings
HAVE HIS SCONES!
To be fair she shouldn't have crouched down and talked to him like a child
The best bit is at the end
Shagger and Shagette. Benny Hill knew how to deal with Tam !
I’d thank you to stand up when you talk to me 😂
Great stuff! What a laugh and I’m English Tam Spraggans what a star!
And ad thank you to stand up when your speaking too me ,,,, and home many scones does your gran need 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i fucking lost it pahahaahhahaha
What do you mean bigger person?! 🤣
He's like a little Scottish angry egg 😂
A scotch egg?
@@benswindlehurst1857 yeah maybe lol he's more egg shaped though lol
makes me laugh everytime
Snow White should be suing these pigs for treating her dwarf with disrespect.
YAAAASSS TOAL GO ON WEE MAN
Shagger? Yes I am, do I look like Shagger? Yes I do, will ya call me pc mcclaren? Yes you will
Namjoon
I live right next to this asda
__MONK3Y__ I would ask which one it is but I don't want to sound like a stalker. °_°
@@alic-c bit ironic that ur name is tesco lmao
@@roxxxywolfffz1686 asda is a prick
I live nxt 2 u, gez a wave ya dafty
@@TheSheepPimp summie black neck 🤣🤣🤣✌️
Just great scotland 👏 👍
Found myself humming the Humpty Dumpty rhyme after watching this.....
I love this😂
When the dude puts his hand on scone guy's head I died
SHAGGER!!!!!!!
He would tip upside down and fill you with his cream
'mon you! Pure dead brilliant...
Brilliant!
Scottish supermarket shenanigans shock shoppers
2:17 have his scones ! 😂
This and the Paul Black Glassgow tourist sketch are just the greatest.
I Love this 😂😂😂
brilliant.
Stand up when your speaking to me 🤣😆🤣🙂
i thought this was real first two times i watched it lol class tho
You're telling me this is fake?
Same lol
1:30 what u mean being a bigger person 😂
Just grabs him by the hood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It's her birthday, she was a big woman"
Love this guy lol he is brilliant
This guy's brilliant
Those damn lebrechauns....
My man just grabbed him by the hood!!! Jesussss what a lad
Shagger is a legend
1:52 😂😂😂😂😂
Whits ma da dain over at Asda wae ma tatie scons better bring em am ragin at em
Wat a legend
Tam spraggans at the supermarket caused a disturbance and another customer behind him inadvertently provoked the fire and tam spraggans needs to go anger management for causing a disturbance.
Dragging him off by the hood was fucking genius
Is that Humpty Dumpty ?? 🤣
When the police were about to leave a volcano erupting for the second time resulting in tam spraggans leaving with nothing just when police promptly escorted out or the supermarket for assaulting a customer trying to get in front of him.
Just follow the yellow brick road little fella 😝
So why was I watching this in the exact same adsa in summerston glasgow