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  • @buckyV
    @buckyV Před měsícem +90696

    Perks of being dumb: I won’t get assassinated

  • @FamousByCommenting
    @FamousByCommenting Před měsícem +61419

    All the kids in my elementary school believed it would create an infinite power source 😭😂

    • @Jj2kallday
      @Jj2kallday Před měsícem +466

      🧲=infinite power

    • @alexzeng3785
      @alexzeng3785 Před měsícem +155

      Your username lives up to its name

    • @DRez-Productions
      @DRez-Productions Před měsícem +58

      Unfortunately, infinite power is against the laws of Physics 🥺 🛻 🏗 🧲

    • @GoofyAhOklahoma
      @GoofyAhOklahoma Před měsícem +865

      ​@@DRez-Productions Third law of motion: for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction. When the magnet pulls on the car, the cars pulls back on the magnet with the same amount of force. When the car and magnet are one system, they cancel out and don't move.

    • @chakradharv5072
      @chakradharv5072 Před měsícem +192

      ​@@DRez-Productionsmagnet is part of the same system so all force cancel out and doesn't move

  • @orangutanexpert
    @orangutanexpert Před měsícem +3029

    "Suicide hotline? Yeah, I'd like to make an order."

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 Před 28 dny +75

      An ORDER?

    • @nodwolf
      @nodwolf Před 28 dny +27

      WOW. That is one of the funniest things I've ever read! Geezus fuck! I'm fucking quoting this from now on!😂

    • @antoniodmack
      @antoniodmack Před 28 dny +5

      Same as hooking a fan blower to a sail boat

    • @blurryface9910
      @blurryface9910 Před 27 dny +5

      This made me laugh way harder than it should have

    • @clapclapscream
      @clapclapscream Před 26 dny +2

      THIS is the new top comment 🤣

  • @TALKINGtac0
    @TALKINGtac0 Před měsícem +422

    "Hey Frank.... yeah, he's asking the same questions Einstein was... yeah, quietly. And clean up after yourself."

  • @ananass8030
    @ananass8030 Před měsícem +38672

    Oil floats on water, if you cover yourself in oil you could fly when it rains

    • @jayden.c.stewart9876
      @jayden.c.stewart9876 Před měsícem +572

      Underrated comment

    • @larssonk22
      @larssonk22 Před měsícem +180

      🤯

    • @DragonWarrior7269
      @DragonWarrior7269 Před měsícem +237

      This is legendary 😂

    • @HobbitBroad
      @HobbitBroad Před měsícem +309

      I love dumb smart people. They bring this world so much joy. 😂🤣💖😂🤣

    • @Betlejuse420
      @Betlejuse420 Před měsícem +124

      ​@@HobbitBroadI think you mean smart dumb people. But then you get people saying you gotta be in love to sit on a loveseat.😂

  • @owenwoolley3394
    @owenwoolley3394 Před měsícem +2888

    If an Apple a day keeps the doctor away, merely tie a bag of apples under a doctor and use the doctor as a flying device.

    • @panampace
      @panampace Před měsícem +73

      I used too many apples and they launched into the stratosphere, help

    • @legendslayz8489
      @legendslayz8489 Před měsícem +38

      Instructions unclear, Doctor is glued to the ceiling

    • @aliamjad8003
      @aliamjad8003 Před měsícem +19

      Bro using 100% of his brain

    • @Darkwork5
      @Darkwork5 Před měsícem +10

      So this is how to get to Mars

    • @woodykrska9947
      @woodykrska9947 Před měsícem +17

      Instructions unclear: I am charged with assault with a deadly fruit.

  • @rodrigoappendino
    @rodrigoappendino Před 25 dny +2

    When he said "unlimited power", I thought there would be anything about Palpatine.

  • @Taserface348
    @Taserface348 Před 28 dny +93

    This was genuinely one of the funniest videos I have seen on CZcams

    • @1996Pinocchio
      @1996Pinocchio Před 25 dny

      Well then, get ready for some Al jokes shorts and videos :D

  • @Novae69
    @Novae69 Před měsícem +19996

    I heard that 2 forklifts can lift each other up at the same time to result in the same effect.

    • @mhitbhatkar6051
      @mhitbhatkar6051 Před měsícem +972

      Man stop fuckin my sense of reality
      I just imagined 2 forklifts just hovering 😭

    • @mattyh6837
      @mattyh6837 Před měsícem +115

      Na you gotta take physics into account

    • @zapwag
      @zapwag Před měsícem +125

      ​@@mattyh6837what that mean

    • @AMERICANA1155
      @AMERICANA1155 Před měsícem

      @@mhitbhatkar6051fr

    • @idfkidc
      @idfkidc Před měsícem +20

      They will fly!

  • @denizmogulkoc4820
    @denizmogulkoc4820 Před měsícem +2680

    If a cat always lands on its feet then if you tape 2 cats together you can make them spin on the air forever😊

    • @RealDSY
      @RealDSY Před měsícem +59

      U can also use a piece of toast with jelly on it

    • @kazumas3369
      @kazumas3369 Před měsícem +34

      ​@@RealDSYWhat if I drop a toast with jelly on both sides ? Will it spin forever ?

    • @RealDSY
      @RealDSY Před měsícem +26

      @@kazumas3369 yes i am an electrical engineer and trust me it is science. You might also destroy the space time continuem in the process but that has never been proofen confirmed.

    • @ThePestilentDefiler
      @ThePestilentDefiler Před měsícem +6

      Tape them to a generator. Unlimited power.

    • @tianagiles-medhurst9332
      @tianagiles-medhurst9332 Před měsícem +4

      Copied this from another short L

  • @killerwasp-23-31
    @killerwasp-23-31 Před měsícem +147

    That Toyota name tag killed me 😂😂😂

    • @Bungeneer
      @Bungeneer Před 21 dnem +1

      Yea I was guessing he had a laugh on them for some reasons.

    • @stampycaunthe1950
      @stampycaunthe1950 Před 18 dny

      I'm curious why he called them out. Did they attempt this?

  • @grumpus_hominidae
    @grumpus_hominidae Před 18 dny +6

    For one second... One entire second... He got me.

  • @joshhume_
    @joshhume_ Před měsícem +3766

    This is why i love physics. You can come up with questions like this, and then actually learn and prove why it doesn’t work.

    • @xiholliday
      @xiholliday Před měsícem +114

      So lets just say the apparatus holding the magnet 🧲 to the car is static and strong so it cannot move. The car would have to move in the direction of the magnet since the only force acting on the car (outside of gravity) would be the apparatus holding the magnet!
      Edit: after more thought I now see why I was originally wrong

    • @kcsircheesepuffs
      @kcsircheesepuffs Před měsícem +88

      Wait... IT DOSNT WORK I ALREADY SPENT $50,000 ON MAGNETS NOOOOOO

    • @norecordingsoftware3309
      @norecordingsoftware3309 Před měsícem +59

      @@xiholliday hehe I had the same thought then I remembered they want to see each other EQUALLY as bad

    • @DanielleFerreira-uk9yt
      @DanielleFerreira-uk9yt Před měsícem +20

      I definitely whipped out a free body diagrams for this one 😅

    • @Glacierlune
      @Glacierlune Před měsícem

      ​@@vanswock9277
      Thank you.

  • @Chroufa
    @Chroufa Před měsícem +3144

    "get the heart attack gun"

  • @pezzinator6316
    @pezzinator6316 Před měsícem +171

    “Sir you just created a particular accelerator”
    *”Huh…”* 💀

  • @rustinusti
    @rustinusti Před 27 dny +8

    Bro summoned the Troll Physics police 💀

  • @j.wildoutdoors8483
    @j.wildoutdoors8483 Před měsícem +5224

    Basically, the car will pull the magnet as much as the magnet is pulling the car.

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 Před měsícem +105

      Push. That arm is holding the magnet back.

    • @tylociraptor8131
      @tylociraptor8131 Před měsícem +59

      So instead we just put magnets on the back of all cars and metal on the front

    • @Ratatorque
      @Ratatorque Před 29 dny +62

      ​@@tylociraptor8131 you'd need a gigantic magnet that would probably weigh more than the car

    • @bweezing3871
      @bweezing3871 Před 29 dny +29

      equilibrium and [CLASSIFIED]

    • @Bk15729
      @Bk15729 Před 29 dny +12

      ​@@tylociraptor8131basically just the same as trailers attached to cars. More fuel required to accelerate a larger mass.

  • @TLLegend-mt7bp
    @TLLegend-mt7bp Před měsícem +4319

    Bro just solved the fuel issue

    • @dylanallum6604
      @dylanallum6604 Před měsícem +25

      How would you stop the car?

    • @xInsanityx
      @xInsanityx Před měsícem

      ​@@dylanallum6604hit a button to turn off said magnet which is possible

    • @user-ty4fj6ge3l
      @user-ty4fj6ge3l Před měsícem +103

      @@dylanallum6604 the car would not even move

    • @davidnock7995
      @davidnock7995 Před měsícem +87

      @@dylanallum6604 Flip the magnet round... obviously 😅

    • @manu.2804
      @manu.2804 Před měsícem

      @@dylanallum6604 use an electromagnet. Simple.

  • @joshpierce7820
    @joshpierce7820 Před měsícem +157

    For the few people who actually don’t get why it wouldn’t work, think about it this way: both the magnet and the metal on the car are attached to and attracted to each other. The magnet really is already attached to the car via the metal arm, so any attractive force between the metal and the magnet can be viewed as forces of attraction between the truck and the truck. The truck is essentially attracted to itself, cancelling out the net force.

    • @Leboobs22
      @Leboobs22 Před 20 dny +10

      But what if the arm is plastic?; it would be two separate entities(I understand since I have to weld and understand what happens when metal is connected electrically by basically laying one peice on top of another.

    • @Garrick_O
      @Garrick_O Před 20 dny +1

      @@Leboobs22 my thoughts as well lol

    • @midspinz107
      @midspinz107 Před 19 dny +2

      It breaks ​@@Leboobs22

    • @Leboobs22
      @Leboobs22 Před 19 dny

      @@midspinz107 what if the arm is made of solid wood and clay?
      That's right stfu

    • @chancellorhartman3949
      @chancellorhartman3949 Před 19 dny +3

      You would need magnets mounted on the road and metal underneath with a rail system to keep it going in a straight like with electromagnets at lights

  • @Ramblebamblo02
    @Ramblebamblo02 Před měsícem +31

    Patrick in the background just chillin 😂

  • @MrTonlo
    @MrTonlo Před měsícem +1182

    "He's really thinking outside of the box... put him in a box. Permanently."
    -some executive out there

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Před měsícem +1

      🤣

    • @user-gm4od3cn7k
      @user-gm4od3cn7k Před měsícem

      Wasn't expecting that asmr

    • @jk3053
      @jk3053 Před 29 dny

      where he can learn physics..... so he knows how dumb the last idea is? yes... because homeboy is wrong lol

  • @worthlesshuman5041
    @worthlesshuman5041 Před měsícem +10004

    In case anyone is wondering why that wouldn't work, it's because every action has an equal and opposite reaction: the car pulls the magnet toward itself with the same force that the magnet pulls the car toward it, giving a net zero total force. If something looks like infinite energy, there's usually a flaw or trick somewhere

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather Před měsícem +1918

      You are almost correct. Just switch out "usually" for "always".

    • @wtfgebeurdmij2991
      @wtfgebeurdmij2991 Před měsícem +505

      I doubt if the people who think this would work can read let alone understand your explanation 😂

    • @randomcow505
      @randomcow505 Před měsícem +141

      @@_Stormfather skill issue

    • @rjtimmerman2861
      @rjtimmerman2861 Před měsícem +78

      ​@@randomcow505what?

    • @rjtimmerman2861
      @rjtimmerman2861 Před měsícem +140

      ​@@CypherDNDwdym we can't know for sure the earth is round?

  • @Stereo_spitfire
    @Stereo_spitfire Před 12 dny +1

    “A person who thinks all the time… has nothing to think about except thoughts.”

  • @goldenking5992
    @goldenking5992 Před 28 dny +1

    That’s like saying that I lost more brain cells than I lost

  • @alksi1
    @alksi1 Před měsícem +1013

    "In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
    -Homer Simpson

    • @jo_mama300
      @jo_mama300 Před měsícem +3

      best quote

    • @GrannyGumGobbles
      @GrannyGumGobbles Před měsícem +1

      Tf that gotta do with the video?

    • @alksi1
      @alksi1 Před měsícem

      @@GrannyGumGobbles "Tf that gotta do with the video?" -🤓

    • @nazeemcloudresident4532
      @nazeemcloudresident4532 Před měsícem

      Perpetual motion ​@@alksi1

    • @catalinnicolaevici2061
      @catalinnicolaevici2061 Před měsícem +5

      ​@GrannyGumGobbles so there talking about a perpetual motion device and according to the law of thermal dynamics it can't exist. Basically the last one.

  • @famlrnamemssng
    @famlrnamemssng Před měsícem +3373

    That’s how you make a kraken drive in Kerbal Space Program

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 Před měsícem +80

      May the Kraken have mercy on your soul.
      Also, high-five fellow KSP enthusiast. !
      Just kidding don't touch me.

    • @jebkermen6087
      @jebkermen6087 Před měsícem +16

      The kraken waits for us to forget it,
      then it strikes.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol Před měsícem +4

      ​@stevenhetzel6483 . I'm really bad at kerbal space program. I quit

    • @jettthorp9444
      @jettthorp9444 Před měsícem +3

      Kerbal climbs ladder, on the craft
      Kerbal's head hits the ceiling of the craft
      Kerbal pushes? craft as it climbs ladder
      Profit?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před měsícem

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @zer_oo
    @zer_oo Před měsícem +1

    the CIA when someone discovers a cure for cancer

  • @joelwatson4994
    @joelwatson4994 Před měsícem +1

    Your punchlines of nothing but facial expressions and implications are gettin real good.

  • @DordYT
    @DordYT Před měsícem +1317

    "He knows too much. Take care of him"

    • @gamingytjeffree611
      @gamingytjeffree611 Před měsícem +2

      fr

    • @Cyber_Cowboy
      @Cyber_Cowboy Před měsícem +1

      They're deleting him for coming up with that retaded idea

    • @YammoYammamoto
      @YammoYammamoto Před měsícem

      ..ye.. yes.. YES!
      Exactly​ @Cyber_Cowboy , THATS it!
      _(nobody tell him, guys)_

    • @stratejic1020
      @stratejic1020 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Cyber_CowboyI mean technically it would work just probably wouldn't be strong enough to actually get any speed.
      Wouldn't say it's retarded it does use a lot of mathematical calculation if you really think about it

  • @TheChair-516
    @TheChair-516 Před měsícem +4145

    That signal was so fucking smooth I missed it the first few times 😭

    • @StephanieMartinez-ng6uk
      @StephanieMartinez-ng6uk Před měsícem +31

      CZcams asked me to rate this comment

    • @Es-zb8vu
      @Es-zb8vu Před měsícem +62

      ​@@StephanieMartinez-ng6ukgive it the lowest rating

    • @jellytrooperjeff8034
      @jellytrooperjeff8034 Před měsícem

      @@StephanieMartinez-ng6ukdon’t listen to him, give it the highest

    • @dazenguile4215
      @dazenguile4215 Před měsícem +4

      really??

    • @Mr.Amongoose
      @Mr.Amongoose Před měsícem +5

      ah lemme guess you also thought all of these things would really happen too. all jokes ofcourse

  • @michaelusswisconsin6002

    It’s funny how some people are like “ah ha” with the magnet one.

  • @newera9962
    @newera9962 Před 21 dnem

    The huge chuck of metal in front of the truck 😂 like it’s not already a huge piece of metal 😂

  • @rodrodrodrodrod
    @rodrodrodrodrod Před měsícem +1059

    A similar mistake you never want to make is asking a boat manufacturer what happens if you blow a sail with a giant fan

    • @rjtimmerman2861
      @rjtimmerman2861 Před měsícem +36

      Well the fan still needs to be powered

    • @CrystalFox-tr5lk
      @CrystalFox-tr5lk Před měsícem

      It will do nothing, it has already been scientifically proven by many people 🤓

    • @CrystalFox-tr5lk
      @CrystalFox-tr5lk Před měsícem +30

      The fan won’t be efficient, as it blows towards the sail, it will also be blowing back, as proven by a lot of studies, and it does need a power source

    • @alien1162
      @alien1162 Před měsícem +12

      I mean the magnet wouldn't work either cuz it's attached to the truck. If it was separate and someone pushed it at the same speed it pulled the truck you could maybe move it but it's still powered.

    • @autisticbluesloth5244
      @autisticbluesloth5244 Před měsícem +9

      The sail and the fan would cancel eachother out and make a net force of zero

  • @jacobarmstrong9227
    @jacobarmstrong9227 Před měsícem +7

    Remember kids, the hardest part of perpetual motion is hiding the batteries.

  • @bread6851
    @bread6851 Před měsícem +1

    If cats always land on their feet, and toast always falls on the buttered side gluing a buttered peice of toast to a cat would result in *infinite power yee haw*

  • @VulgarRage
    @VulgarRage Před měsícem +195

    “Alex , get in here….In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”

    • @stolensentience
      @stolensentience Před měsícem +2

      Wow there’s people here who remember this reference?

    • @matthewtullis7205
      @matthewtullis7205 Před měsícem

      It just jeeps going faster and faster!

    • @MrGameadd1ct
      @MrGameadd1ct Před měsícem +1

      Actually the third law of motion, but I like the simpson's ref.

    • @kabirhanspal5363
      @kabirhanspal5363 Před měsícem

      @@MrGameadd1ct RIGHT, That is what I initially thought but OP using "Alex" made me think it might be Modern Family.

  • @bowmanhann448
    @bowmanhann448 Před měsícem +5531

    How we created the infinity stones
    Ok should I change the comment to pov: thanos’ balls to confuse people now I have a decent amount of likes

  • @Treepuncher1211
    @Treepuncher1211 Před 11 dny

    "Why isn't it possible"
    "It's just not"

  • @SonakaG
    @SonakaG Před měsícem +400

    The moment I saw the Toyota badge, I let out the loudest most solid laughs I've had in a loooong time. This is great!

    • @Glenn_Jacob
      @Glenn_Jacob Před měsícem +5

      I didn't get the Toyota reference? What's it?

    • @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946
      @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946 Před měsícem +8

      ​@@Glenn_Jacob the guy that ordered the hit is wearing a Toyota employee badge

    • @rehan_18
      @rehan_18 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946 What's the joke?

    • @DevinHeida
      @DevinHeida Před měsícem

      Yeah still not gathering. Is there a belief/conspiracy that Toyota has silenced people?

    • @GenuinelyHorriblePerson
      @GenuinelyHorriblePerson Před měsícem +3

      ​@rehan_18 my best guess is that it means you wouldn't have to pay for gas. But that still doesn't sound right idk lol

  • @Rikka-Chama
    @Rikka-Chama Před měsícem +337

    Instructions unclear. My house is now somewhere in the middle of Nevada

  • @captin-crane3324
    @captin-crane3324 Před měsícem +1

    Thermal dynamics are god’s way to stop speed runners from making a Dyson sphere

    • @Mrengineerguy914
      @Mrengineerguy914 Před 25 dny

      There are much simpler reasons we cannot make a Dyson sphere... such as the fact that there is not enough material near us to do it even if we had the technology to get started.

  • @shad0w7x56
    @shad0w7x56 Před 28 dny

    The subtle execution signal to scratching your head is crazy.

  • @neverfail9432
    @neverfail9432 Před měsícem +892

    If you truly don't understand why it doesn't work, grab your shirt. Now pull yourself forward. You're not moving, because the same thing that's pulling is also pushing in the other direction

    • @Ramesh-mq7uo
      @Ramesh-mq7uo Před měsícem +6

      Hey I still don't get it. Is it that you pull your shirt, which tries to move you forward. But the shirt pulls you in the opposite direction, so you remain still?

    • @eggmon420
      @eggmon420 Před měsícem +90

      @@Ramesh-mq7uoit’s not your shirt but your arm. Newton’s third law states that: “for every action there must be an equal but opposite reaction.” For the car to be pulled towards the magnet, the magnet would also be pulled towards the car. Since the magnet is attached to the car it basically pulls it backwards with the same amount of force and they cancel eachother out. Like when you pull on you shirt, your arm is attached to your body so you stay in position. If you want a car to be moved forward via a magnet, it would have to be attached to something else like another car.

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup Před měsícem +9

      @@Ramesh-mq7uo Think about your arm as if it comes out of your shirt and "holds onto" your shoulder.
      When you try to extend your arm, it is pushing you away from the shirt, just as much as it is pulling the shirt forward.
      I hope that made sense.

    • @pepesilvia3827
      @pepesilvia3827 Před měsícem +13

      I fells over

    • @Xavygames.
      @Xavygames. Před měsícem +3

      Don't touch a guy with a boombox

  • @kinya7143
    @kinya7143 Před měsícem +2496

    If the magnet pulls on the metal piece, the metal piece also pulls on the magnet with equal force in the opposite direction, negating any forward movement

    • @nathanscott2871
      @nathanscott2871 Před měsícem +25

      I wonder if there was a way to dampen the effect of the force on one side, similar to shock absorbers (obviously different styles of force at play here).

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 Před měsícem +86

      Unless it's an electromagnet and is capable of overcoming the vehicle's inertia.
      Of course, if it were that powerful, the more likely thing to happen is the metal plate separating violently from the vehicle.

    • @luxuryvagrant6496
      @luxuryvagrant6496 Před měsícem +5

      What are you doing here ?

    • @inigomontoya4109
      @inigomontoya4109 Před měsícem +59

      ​@@nathanscott2871nope there isnt. The issue is your working with equal forces in both directions, meaning if you dampen something in one direction it will have the opposite effect in the other causing the net force to still be zero and nothing to happen.
      The only way to ge the magnet to move the car is to seperate the magnet from the car and fixed in position. As the car approaches the magnet you turn the magnet off and turn on another magnet further along, as the magnet is passed you reverse the polarity of the magnet so it pushes instead of pulls, and continue this process. This is now a magnetic train.

    • @nathanscott2871
      @nathanscott2871 Před měsícem +5

      @inigomontoya4109 interesting! Well best not post this crayon drawn blueprint to elon 😂 thanks for the answer 👍

  • @sethemerton2940
    @sethemerton2940 Před 12 dny

    Should’ve done a video about making a water-fueled engine. 😂😂😂

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 Před měsícem

    I think the one guy was just getting annoyed with all the questions, so he had the other guy ice him.

  • @drmadabd1389
    @drmadabd1389 Před měsícem +335

    Reminds me of old Troll Science comic strips, if you jump from an airplane while on a chair and you jump off that chair right before you hit the ground you will be fine.

    • @lxw6657
      @lxw6657 Před měsícem +19

      It works in games

    • @quaz3214
      @quaz3214 Před měsícem +16

      It works if you can jump with the force of like 1 ton

    • @phoenix742
      @phoenix742 Před měsícem +25

      It would work if you could push the chair with enough force to offset your terminal velocity however your human body lower half would pancake and explode if your muscles could even come close to outputting that force

    • @bestyoutubernonegraternumber1
      @bestyoutubernonegraternumber1 Před měsícem

      That is actually true.

    • @ec7005
      @ec7005 Před měsícem +2

      You'd be traveling fast enough to turn into a pancake, so as long as your legs are strong enough to rip themselves to shreds, yeah, you're good.

  • @gianlucatartaro1335
    @gianlucatartaro1335 Před měsícem +49

    The subtlety of the throat swipe was *chef’s kiss*

  • @PepperBeans123
    @PepperBeans123 Před 20 dny

    Someone get this idea into the hands of Mark Rober 😂

  • @angelanamanny390
    @angelanamanny390 Před 21 dnem

    He invented a car that ran on water.....it ran ON WATER MAAN!!!!!
    - Hyde
    That 70's Show

  • @minimonster3466
    @minimonster3466 Před měsícem +123

    “Curiosity got the cat mercilessly beat to death with a crowbar in the back alleyway”
    -Gandhi probably

    • @MilesFlynn-ez3il
      @MilesFlynn-ez3il Před měsícem +3

      Curiosity made Gandhi go nuclear because the matrix had a coding error 😂😂😂
      you are an OG gamer if you know

    • @RankedCactus
      @RankedCactus Před měsícem +1

      @@MilesFlynn-ez3il Lol Civilization

    • @MilesFlynn-ez3il
      @MilesFlynn-ez3il Před měsícem +1

      @@RankedCactus 👍

    • @coconutzmilk
      @coconutzmilk Před měsícem

      - Gandhi for sure.

  • @MrMaster1112
    @MrMaster1112 Před měsícem +361

    Sometimes his genius is… frightening

  • @akhonamaduna6763
    @akhonamaduna6763 Před dnem

    He asked to many questions 😂

  • @andrewcurtin7003
    @andrewcurtin7003 Před měsícem

    Oil executives:
    Youve gone too far now

  • @mahantheshprasad6629
    @mahantheshprasad6629 Před měsícem +708

    I deadass had thought the same & asked my teacher & he went "grab urself by the neck & try to lift ur self up. Same principle"💀
    Context : This happened like 10 years ago when I was still 12

  • @shmerelize
    @shmerelize Před měsícem +479

    I'm figuratively dying of laughter.
    Too good, my man

    • @KH_waebak
      @KH_waebak Před měsícem

      U meant literally?

    • @RandomRakkoon
      @RandomRakkoon Před měsícem +17

      @@KH_waebakwell hopefully not because then they probably would have died seeing as it’s 11 hours later.

    • @billhicks9056
      @billhicks9056 Před měsícem +17

      I'm so happy you said figuratively! It's literally the best comment I've read all day.

    • @Cyphlix
      @Cyphlix Před měsícem +4

      im literally dying since they made literally an antonym of itself

    • @Isaidwhatisaiddear
      @Isaidwhatisaiddear Před měsícem +5

      You actually used “figuratively” instead misusing “literally”. This has truly made my day. 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @ZanzaLionHeart626
    @ZanzaLionHeart626 Před 23 dny

    Agent Smith: like the dinosaurs you had your time

  • @Tonythecre8tor
    @Tonythecre8tor Před 29 dny

    Such confidence in the “unlimited power”😂

  • @aisosaosemwenkhae6636
    @aisosaosemwenkhae6636 Před měsícem +42

    The Toyota sign is gold 😂

  • @elias23402
    @elias23402 Před měsícem +216

    Same thing happens when you tape a sandwich butter side up to a cats back and drop it. Both always land on opposing sides, so they will just spin for eternity. Hook them up to a Generator and you're golden

  • @iancoots4394
    @iancoots4394 Před měsícem

    The best part is "haha nothing would happen" is the correct answer

  • @DenethorDurrandir
    @DenethorDurrandir Před měsícem +20

    Took me 1 loop to get the joke, 2 loops before I noticed the "Toyota" on his chest.

    • @callmehchoco6835
      @callmehchoco6835 Před měsícem +2

      Dude can you explain it to me, I’m so confused…

    • @DenethorDurrandir
      @DenethorDurrandir Před měsícem

      @@callmehchoco6835 He found a way to move a car without gas/electricity and engine wear, the car manufacturer (Toyota) had him assassinated to keep the secret

    • @jaysnow701
      @jaysnow701 Před měsícem +4

      The 3rd Alex "dealt" with questioning Alex because he was trampling onto cars being built to fail(also oil dependancy)

    • @tastyneck
      @tastyneck Před měsícem +5

      @@callmehchoco6835 The magnet+car is actually a "good" idea and WOULD actually "work" so Toyota has him taken out because he "knows too much". Like, he stumbled onto an actual good idea.
      In reality, it wouldn't actually work but the joke is is that it would therefore Toyota (but any car company really) would kill for the idea and/or to protect it's own interests, depending on your interpretation.

  • @bleach.for.my.eyes.
    @bleach.for.my.eyes. Před měsícem +30

    That slight hand movement was so smooth...

  • @KevinMah-ol5on
    @KevinMah-ol5on Před měsícem

    I like how the poster doesnt actually give a final answer. I suspect the people wondering, "so, what happened?" are the same people who thought it might work.

  • @KRATOSoffic
    @KRATOSoffic Před 19 dny

    The reason why he was getting assasinated was not only because his knowledge but because you wont have to pay for gas and that will effect the government

  • @rtsukuna
    @rtsukuna Před měsícem +17

    Alex be leaking all secrets and playing it off as a joke to not get caught😂😂

  • @TheNuclearGeek
    @TheNuclearGeek Před měsícem +21

    The psychics are unquestionable with this one.

  • @mlbishop92
    @mlbishop92 Před 26 dny

    Its only been a couple weeks and we need mattpatt to come out of retirement lol😅

  • @Goku_Black1273
    @Goku_Black1273 Před 14 dny

    Bro has had the whole hitman squad pull up.

  • @zebfross
    @zebfross Před měsícem +20

    You're telling me I've been paying for gas for no reason?

  • @H.O.D.M
    @H.O.D.M Před měsícem +46

    They cancel each other out perfectly, so the truck stays still. The magnet would need to be connected to another object that is external to the truck for it to move.

    • @rjtimmerman2861
      @rjtimmerman2861 Před měsícem

      Wdym cancel each other out?

    • @kingwa47
      @kingwa47 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@rjtimmerman2861the magnet pulls the car and the car pulls the magnet with equal force, so neither moves

    • @seaweedbrain2933
      @seaweedbrain2933 Před měsícem

      ​@@rjtimmerman2861 The car pulls the magnet with the same force as the magnet pulls the car

    • @TrillMurray
      @TrillMurray Před měsícem +4

      @@kingwa47 no, your magnet is just weak. It works. I've done it with a hot wheels

    • @kingwa47
      @kingwa47 Před měsícem +2

      @@TrillMurray 😂

  • @MrThekiller332
    @MrThekiller332 Před 28 dny

    My WiFi stopped mid video so when he asked what happens if I strap a magnet to my car he just sat there staring 😂

  • @psyOmicron
    @psyOmicron Před měsícem

    The last one is actually a very very simplistic explanation on how mag trains work

  • @qutebaomari
    @qutebaomari Před měsícem +22

    That was a smooth call!
    Rest in peace our lost genius.

  • @ColorInversion
    @ColorInversion Před měsícem +8

    That car is *TROLL PHYSICS!*

  • @theincreate7520
    @theincreate7520 Před 18 dny

    The fact that your joke part was just as normal as the pre joke part for me and i can realize that there actually are some dumb people that think sth like that might work scares me of society

  • @cw8958
    @cw8958 Před 29 dny

    Google: "The laws of thermodynamics." IYKYK

  • @BBroadnax
    @BBroadnax Před měsícem

    I heard that if you sit on the center console in your car, you can be the driver and a passenger. 👍🏽

  • @noticedruid4985
    @noticedruid4985 Před měsícem +9

    The reason why Perpetual Motion is impossible is because of the laws of thermodynamics. Energy cannot be created or destroyed.

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea Před měsícem

      Sounds like something big Toyota would tell the sheeple to keep selling petrol.
      We're onto you!

    • @noticedruid4985
      @noticedruid4985 Před měsícem +1

      @@AndragonLea cough... I don't know what you're talking about 😅 cough.... Besides it's the Law, you wouldn't want to break the law right??

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea Před měsícem

      @@noticedruid4985 Laws are meant to be broken. I am diligently training to disobey the laws of reality as we speak.
      People will be shocked and amazed when I float by, unfettered by the so-called "law" of gravity.
      Just you wait!

  • @maxwell6881
    @maxwell6881 Před měsícem +19

    The reason it doesnt work is because of newton's third law of motion. Both magnets are pulling just as hard on each other, cancelling each other out. This results in no movement in any direction.

    • @ohmbasa
      @ohmbasa Před měsícem +1

      There's only one magnet though

    • @maxwell6881
      @maxwell6881 Před měsícem +1

      @@ohmbasa Then wtf is that magnet pulling

    • @dies200
      @dies200 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@ohmbasathe other magnet is the car that gets magnetised

    • @TheFinalChapters
      @TheFinalChapters Před měsícem

      Actually, if the magnet is strong enough...
      The car will tip over.

    • @maxwell6881
      @maxwell6881 Před měsícem

      @@TheFinalChapters No matter how strong the magnet, assuming the arm doesnt break, there will be no movement (at all).

  • @ValesceOfficial
    @ValesceOfficial Před 28 dny +1

    The car won’t move as it will bend the frame and connect the 2 magnets if they are really strong 😂

  • @nathanplummer3282
    @nathanplummer3282 Před 29 dny

    Be honest, we all thought about at least one of these at some point in our lives

  • @FallingDrop234
    @FallingDrop234 Před měsícem

    We’re escaping the 1st law of thermodynamics with this one 🗣️🔥💯💯🔥💀🪑

  • @MultiDJ3000
    @MultiDJ3000 Před měsícem +13

    The problem with the magnet is that either the object will move towards a stationary magnet or the magnet will pull the target with its magnetic field. The magnet is fixed on a pole so there is not movement of objects since the car isn’t able to move towards the magnet and the magnet isn’t traveling backwards to pull the car with its magnetic field

    • @luxuryvagrant6496
      @luxuryvagrant6496 Před měsícem

      What is the matter with you ?

    • @benjaminaskren9075
      @benjaminaskren9075 Před měsícem

      On a rsemi-elated note, a magnet was used to cheat in a soapbox derby race. But that involved a moving piece of metal (the gate holding the car stationary) which imparted a tad bit more speed than gravity alone would have.

    • @jk3053
      @jk3053 Před 29 dny

      💯💯💯💯

    • @jk3053
      @jk3053 Před 29 dny

      ​@@luxuryvagrant6496 he's actually smart...

    • @jk3053
      @jk3053 Před 29 dny

      ​@@benjaminaskren9075 that is a different structure, where in the magnet is not attached to the object being moved... hence the forces at play are able to move and accelerate the object. Different rules apply to different structures. Point is to look at the position of the object/s in motion or in stasis and then observe the surroundings to see what variables are at play and how those factors will affect the object/s.

  • @Onlinepersonality212
    @Onlinepersonality212 Před měsícem +4

    “I’ve heard it can move your whole house around like that” [gestures buffoonishly] 😂

  • @J.Mindra
    @J.Mindra Před 21 dnem

    The fact that no words were spoken makes this even funnier

  • @billbobagbin7825
    @billbobagbin7825 Před měsícem

    We obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house

  • @prodmattfoster
    @prodmattfoster Před měsícem +5

    one of the best punchlines I’ve seen on this app

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 Před 27 dny +1

      CZcams was a website before it was an app and still is

  • @mrmn-yk6wo
    @mrmn-yk6wo Před měsícem +4

    that toyota got me so bad 😂😂😂

    • @joealaa552
      @joealaa552 Před měsícem

      I don't get why he used toyota specifically , can you explain?

    • @DigYourOwnSky
      @DigYourOwnSky Před měsícem +1

      Stupid idea, stupid car company maybe?
      Or Google Charles Maund.

    • @tastyneck
      @tastyneck Před měsícem +2

      @@joealaa552 The other ideas are stupid but he stumbles onto an actually good idea* so Toyota (but it could be any car company) has him killed to keep the idea for themselves.
      *it wouldn't really work, which adds a layer to joke

  • @thislowqualitypillow
    @thislowqualitypillow Před 23 dny

    “The most important part of building a perpetual motion machine is to hide the batteries”

  • @Akkarsollum
    @Akkarsollum Před 16 dny

    I remember basic physics, good old easy times. Now I have propulsions involving all fluid dynamics, chemistry, physics, heat transfer, and thermodynamics all into one juggernaut 😂😢

  • @bobert8125
    @bobert8125 Před měsícem +13

    Buddy called for an angel shot in sign language.

  • @eplwkd
    @eplwkd Před měsícem +8

    it’s like the vans-pb&j joke 😂😂

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops Před 13 dny

    Btw, if you put a magnet and a car like that, the lower mass of the magnet means that the magnet is pulled towards the car rather than the other way around.
    If the arm (and its joints) are too weak against compression to resist it, the magnet will reach the car. If not, then there's just an unresolved magnetic force between them.

  • @kanestadowns3379
    @kanestadowns3379 Před 21 dnem

    Fun fact: the piece of metal will break eventually and the car won't be moved by that! It just puts a lot of pressure on the metal.

  • @gdson2904
    @gdson2904 Před měsícem +52

    the magnet one had me lmao

    • @AUHSXOHEY
      @AUHSXOHEY Před měsícem +1

      magnets attracted to eachother the car still dosnt move

    • @OnlyPedosCanTagMe
      @OnlyPedosCanTagMe Před měsícem

      It had bro too💀

    • @troppp
      @troppp Před měsícem +1

      @@AUHSXOHEY no shit its a joke

  • @SharedPhilosophy
    @SharedPhilosophy Před měsícem +3

    the strength of that magnet must be INSANE

  • @Razzy-sr4oq
    @Razzy-sr4oq Před měsícem

    Ah yes, the Tantalos Drive, finally developed to help us navigate between the stars...

  • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070

    Lmao the TOYOTA Tag well played

  • @colderratic5681
    @colderratic5681 Před měsícem +9

    “What happens if I comment first on an AlJokes short?”
    “Nothing, duh.”