Zero star Chinese takeaway review (South Shields) TASTING BRITAIN'S LOW STAR TAKEAWAYS

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  • čas přidán 28. 09. 2023
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  • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
    @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Před 8 měsíci +17

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  • @BournemouthPhil
    @BournemouthPhil Před 8 měsíci +46

    "Cat's getting out the back door' line absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣 You legends

  • @yes-oy7co
    @yes-oy7co Před 8 měsíci +28

    Little mick in that little van with his own CZcams channel YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

    • @modelcitizen9279
      @modelcitizen9279 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Experiencing Jollof dishes around the country! 😜

  • @leeconnolly236
    @leeconnolly236 Před 8 měsíci +45

    Little Mick should definitely get his own channel sorted.

  • @Arc-Trinity
    @Arc-Trinity Před 8 měsíci +12

    Was legit upset for a second when Chris said Mick wasn’t gonna be there 😂 love these reviews, good stuff guys!

  • @stevenatl6516
    @stevenatl6516 Před 8 měsíci +6

    The Chinese lady was screaming "get up, get up!" Lol. Probably some lazy worker in the back having a nap 🤣

    • @stevieleesisahero
      @stevieleesisahero Před 8 měsíci +1

      She is saying get off the floor and son get upstairs

  • @scooby5242
    @scooby5242 Před 8 měsíci +23

    Mick should be jason stathams stunt double.

  • @zhaneranger
    @zhaneranger Před 8 měsíci +11

    The low star takeaways are fast becoming my favorite part of the channel

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Always make me feel hungry. Glad little Mick was out again. All the best Chris and Mick

  • @tylertufts9876
    @tylertufts9876 Před 8 měsíci +14

    We need an update on the 2nd day. A bowel update on this low rated hygiene places!

  • @IsAStormComing
    @IsAStormComing Před 8 měsíci +54

    Blot, if you're seeing this - I have a video suggestion. You and Lil' Mick do a one week road trip across the UK, wild camping each night and doing a food review each day.

    • @BB49.
      @BB49. Před 8 měsíci +3

      I have been saying this for ages brilliant idea! It would be a fantastic multi part video

    • @glencurtis3183
      @glencurtis3183 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Rights

    • @liam5382
      @liam5382 Před 8 měsíci +1

      That would be class

    • @FaithsFallen
      @FaithsFallen Před 8 měsíci +1

      They both work full time!

    • @paulamccarthy8197
      @paulamccarthy8197 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Not sure their liver could handle it 😂

  • @pamelamouser3943
    @pamelamouser3943 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Great to see Mick and you out enjoying some good food!

  • @maurowns
    @maurowns Před 8 měsíci +2

    The cat at the end was gold!!

  • @wwcwcp09
    @wwcwcp09 Před 8 měsíci +3

    ❤ Can I finally say it?? Can I?
    Little Smick Human Dorsal fin is so cute!!! Isn't he ladies? And guys?? ❤ 😅👌 It does make total sense when your the Little Smick!!

  • @ianjames5150
    @ianjames5150 Před 8 měsíci +2

    “Shcherries” 😂😂😂😂😂 go on little schmick… you know it makes sense ❤

  • @karin4012
    @karin4012 Před 8 měsíci +10

    I am so Happy for Mick that the meal was good❤

  • @James_and_Laura
    @James_and_Laura Před 8 měsíci +6

    Haha, brilliant mate. The hair in the food just did it for me 🤮On holiday in Sicily at the moment and have literally just tried their local street food delicacy Stigghiola (grilled cows intestines). Glad we've tried it but probably won't have it again 😂 Been some cracking videos of late. All the best, James & Laura 🥃

  • @user-go1tx2xh5e
    @user-go1tx2xh5e Před 8 měsíci +2

    Ok now my day is complete, i love your stealth camping but i love your food reviews. I am happy to see your friend back you both are well matched and he is a real asset to your channel, which is good either way it is nice to have a good companion to travel with, be safe on your travels😊😊wow the portions arw very generous.😊

  • @faces_of_horror
    @faces_of_horror Před 8 měsíci

    Love your channel. Always happy to see your next video when it pops up on my feed 🙏

  • @DannytheDogwalker
    @DannytheDogwalker Před 8 měsíci +1

    Found you with the small roundabout vid, hooked ever since, watching you has give me the confidence to just grab a camera and make my own youtube channel, everyone should give it a try, like you say do what you love and just film it. Great video. always love it when little shmick is around.

  • @TheRokeryte
    @TheRokeryte Před 8 měsíci +6

    Can't beat abit of Chris Packet and Little MickVities Biscuits on Friday highday, oh yes!

  • @JesstheDJ999
    @JesstheDJ999 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Yous two are the mandingos of all mandingos! Love watching BLOT OUTDOORS with mick my ginger brother from another mother. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Danok924
    @Danok924 Před 7 měsíci

    I have become a huge fan of you 2 mandingos. I love your channel. It has quickly become my favorite. It all makes total sense and your content is grade a class... RIGHT!!!!

  • @psmith77271
    @psmith77271 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Just had our pizza from local shop rating is 3.
    Was not too bad 7/10
    SLICE

  • @michaelryan6947
    @michaelryan6947 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Ah! Just the opening shots!!! So many brilliant memories!!! Cheers Lads!!! 👍

  • @captaincat1743
    @captaincat1743 Před 8 měsíci +3

    🤣🤣🤣That was hilarious you proper had me at the beginning. When you turned the camera around I felt like Man United had just scored a thunderous goal against City, I even shouted "Get In There !" and woke my cat up . Just gonna watch the rest of the vid now. Banging stuff !!

  • @grantchanin2878
    @grantchanin2878 Před 8 měsíci

    Hi Chris and Mick, you two guys are great. Thanks for great upload.

  • @kristu
    @kristu Před 8 měsíci +2

    Such majestic scenery 😳

  • @gurney2931
    @gurney2931 Před 8 měsíci

    Another great video made even better by the return of the great little man. Thank you.

  • @moparsrule862
    @moparsrule862 Před 6 měsíci

    Such a great channel, always puts a happy grin on my face, the weather there is like the city I live in, damn windy here at the bottom of the world

  • @maxinesteele2644
    @maxinesteele2644 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Hi Chris an mick entertaining review as per usual made me hungry great guys see ya Sunday xx

  • @mcgseafrass77
    @mcgseafrass77 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The instrumental at beginning is savage man.... Great video lads , cracking video legends 👍...Rights

  • @bigmikehikez2927
    @bigmikehikez2927 Před 8 měsíci

    I always enjoy seeing you and Little Mic on video together. God bless!

  • @scorpion.839
    @scorpion.839 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Another brilliant video guys making me smile😂. Was gutted when you said little Smick wasn't joining us, then all of a sudden there he was😂. The food looked great, keep up the great vids Mandingos, you know it makes total sense😊❤

  • @robmk3
    @robmk3 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I love the camping video's and when you said about doing the food review's I thought it would be shite, However I was wrong and I look forward to them just as much and the banter between you and Mick is first class.

  • @reece_bennett_
    @reece_bennett_ Před 8 měsíci +1

    No idea how I came across your channel but I'm glad I did. Keep it up chap!

  • @stevemanoftheland8537
    @stevemanoftheland8537 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Funny asf big laughs from south London keep it coming you legends! 😅😅😅

  • @si_h44
    @si_h44 Před 8 měsíci

    great to see you back mick you legend, glad your on the mend, we have missed you

  • @raymondeade6159
    @raymondeade6159 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Hi guys, great show both legends and mick, carry on lads 👌👌

  • @rusenakman
    @rusenakman Před 8 měsíci +4

    I feel like they got a zero star because they’re fighting when they inspect the kitchen and officers pissed off LOL

  • @JohnSmith-sl1my
    @JohnSmith-sl1my Před 8 měsíci +1

    That little van and mick had me in tears 😭 👍. That food made me hungry . AHHHHHHHHH

  • @philschneiderapreciationclub
    @philschneiderapreciationclub Před 8 měsíci +1

    Schmick........ The man of many words! 😂 Great video! 🫡

  • @mandymoo7406
    @mandymoo7406 Před 8 měsíci

    brilliant video,loved the boat at the beginning too with the flashing lights😅

  • @guttersnipe3246
    @guttersnipe3246 Před 8 měsíci

    Glad your doing these honest food reviews fairplay sir

  • @l333boa
    @l333boa Před 8 měsíci +3

    Every time the house of jollof is mentioned 😂 Really look forward to your content Chris on a Friday n Sunday. Love little smick being on the channel too, you know it makes sense

  • @everydaylife2022
    @everydaylife2022 Před 8 měsíci

    Brilliant video lads as always, great to see the legend Little Mick out, have a fab night lads x

  • @eddcatflap
    @eddcatflap Před 8 měsíci +1

    Loving the content Mandingos.
    The cat at the end made my belly hurt from laughing so hard, love it.
    Stay groovy 👍🏻

  • @ShaneGilbert-cx4th
    @ShaneGilbert-cx4th Před 8 měsíci +1

    That locked amazing and very good value for money .take care both .

  • @craigjones9467
    @craigjones9467 Před 8 měsíci

    I enjoyed this guys keep up the amazing work

  • @frankiedogg2k173
    @frankiedogg2k173 Před 8 měsíci

    I could not stop laughing with the cat at the end 😂 see you Sunday mate, cheers 🍻

  • @leaamyrussell5576
    @leaamyrussell5576 Před 8 měsíci

    Really liked this one 8.8 of mick says it all ! And loved it that big Mandingo blot relates to the family man 😊

  • @daveh8519
    @daveh8519 Před 8 měsíci

    Schmick walking to the take away dressed in black... little Ninja...!!
    Decent size portions...ooeerr Matron..!! Great channel lads.

  • @darren5905
    @darren5905 Před 8 měsíci +4

    great vid as usual mate. that takeway looked too good. and great to have the dorsalfin out again. MICE

  • @Padge112
    @Padge112 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Those statues man.
    Made me think on a Michael Jackson joke.
    "What do you do if you see MJ drowning?
    Throw him a buoy."

  • @howlieMCFC
    @howlieMCFC Před 8 měsíci

    Great video mr blot that intro music was absolutely belting Mandingo

  • @jasongriffiths6522
    @jasongriffiths6522 Před 8 měsíci

    loved it mandingos. great to see smick out! Riiiice

  • @jicicles
    @jicicles Před 8 měsíci

    Me and my husband look forward to every Friday and Sunday.....u know it makes sense, total sense. Rights.

  • @markdove207
    @markdove207 Před 8 měsíci

    It's always good to see you too.

  • @starky2.057
    @starky2.057 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That woman in the Chinese was on a right rager by the sounds of it 😂😂..

  • @JonnyFive4321
    @JonnyFive4321 Před 8 měsíci +2

    When you said Mick wasn’t there I thought he’s deffo dead after the house of jalof 😂😂😂

  • @claremaidofthewave251
    @claremaidofthewave251 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Had my first experience of a Chinese pizza box last weekend from Coldstream, good idea as a share. Thanks for showing some of South Shields. The cat and the screaming 😱😂

  • @michaelhayes1068
    @michaelhayes1068 Před 8 měsíci

    Hello blot team.. chris that didn't look to shabby,, the Chinese bird screaming scared me more !!
    Well done fellas
    😎🍺

  • @lisaj2269
    @lisaj2269 Před 8 měsíci

    Ah another wonderful blot video but this one with my beloved Mick! My bad week suddenly became my good week!
    Which of them has that beautiful muted tortoise shell kitty? What an adorable, gorgeous little furry man dingo she is!

  • @duncanpage1556
    @duncanpage1556 Před 8 měsíci

    Love how you do everything with the chips! (Fries) here in Canada

  • @KittchenSink
    @KittchenSink Před 8 měsíci +3

    Nice one lads. I had visions of that wifey charging out from the back and choppin ya's up there Mandingos. I thought ya were gonna end up being the next house special!! Aaaahhhhhh!!!

  • @sherwizzlesherwizzle6620
    @sherwizzlesherwizzle6620 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Mick's little van that was mint. Van life 😂🎉

  • @neilgandhi5565
    @neilgandhi5565 Před 8 měsíci

    Another great vlog and proves once again not all 0star hygiene places are bad and great whaskey review and will hopefully send you a third whaskey in the next month to add to yer review list but great stuff and hopefully you can keep it up for a while longer 😊😊😊

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Před 8 měsíci

      Thanks a lot Neil mate, it's very much appreciated my man friend 😉👍

  • @tonyjenkins3937
    @tonyjenkins3937 Před 8 měsíci

    amazing video made is smile and laugh you know it makes sense rights

  • @mrwhite6717
    @mrwhite6717 Před 8 měsíci

    Gutted I missed the live chat. It’s always top class.

  • @Thats_him_with_the_daft_hat
    @Thats_him_with_the_daft_hat Před 8 měsíci +3

    The lucky star, round the corner from me, does a very similar pizza box deal. Its all salt n pepper chicken and such.
    As my dad says, "What doesn't kill, fattens."

  • @TheProdigy1982
    @TheProdigy1982 Před 8 měsíci

    The cat at the end done it for me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fraseraiken2479
    @fraseraiken2479 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Mandingo in Scotland the pizza box from the Chinese is called a Munchie Box it’s a classic

  • @jmcookie3105
    @jmcookie3105 Před 8 měsíci +2

    So looking forward to this and good to see the little man friend is better

  • @robertcatterall6514
    @robertcatterall6514 Před 8 měsíci

    Curry sauce makes everything taste nice…. Great vlog mandingos you know it makes sense

  • @gijsbesselink
    @gijsbesselink Před 8 měsíci +1

    That cat at the end! Hahahahah

  • @CabOnTarget
    @CabOnTarget Před 8 měsíci

    Looks really good although the lose marks for only putting the sesame on one side of the prawn toast. Glad to see the implementation of stainless steel knives and forks which enhances the feel of a better eaten meal👍

  • @thomascasey1044
    @thomascasey1044 Před 8 měsíci

    HAPPY FRIDAY BLOT!!!!

  • @mrVIPjoeyT
    @mrVIPjoeyT Před 8 měsíci

    Awesome to see that the food was great

  • @briankrueger8967
    @briankrueger8967 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Love all your videos we always watch I even tried to join the face book fan group for some reason, I was denied to join and I never miss a video so that being side good stuff keep it up

    • @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW
      @BLOTOUTDOORSSHOW  Před 8 měsíci +1

      The Facebook group is ran by fans so unfortunately i have no say in the running of it 😕

  • @davt8615
    @davt8615 Před 8 měsíci

    Mint as always lads 🙌. Ya noticed nee1 gets there pop from the chinese always warm as duck 😅, if the cannit keep the pop in a fridge maks me wonder where they keep the cats 🤣💯

  • @maryturner631
    @maryturner631 Před 8 měsíci

    Great review, glad to see this one didn't make you both ill. Great to see you 2 mandingos together. How's Messi doing? Rights 👍

  • @waynelevi5053
    @waynelevi5053 Před 7 měsíci

    These are great to watch when i eat take out on my evening shifts 😂

  • @Desmond.TuTu.
    @Desmond.TuTu. Před 8 měsíci +7

    You had to give it a good score as you were shitting it in case that woman paid you a visit 😂

  • @sterrx1
    @sterrx1 Před 8 měsíci

    Cracking vid lads...ive got the munchies now ......awsum

  • @frankthompson4554
    @frankthompson4554 Před 8 měsíci

    with love the dorsal fin what a legend you know it makes sense right 👍

  • @mikeheywood2465
    @mikeheywood2465 Před 8 měsíci

    Really enjoyed that boys great to see you little mick

  • @eddy3093
    @eddy3093 Před 8 měsíci

    Human dorsal fin MAKES PERFECT SENSE! Love that manfriend!

  • @CucumberLocks
    @CucumberLocks Před 8 měsíci

    That weather looks like a whole vibe, I'd pay for that compared to here

  • @ProfileP246
    @ProfileP246 Před 7 měsíci

    Wow man not a sinner about the place.
    Starving now after that review lads I’m off to the Chinese 👍

  • @tay7366
    @tay7366 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I’m down in the south west I wish they did a pizza box meal here. Can’t get a spice bag of chips either.

  • @rangerone007
    @rangerone007 Před 8 měsíci

    oh mate, when you were talking about doing guest appearances > 25:55 the look on schmickeroons face was priceless... he had the 1000 yard stare of fear allright.... oh man,., ive still got broken ribs from laughing now.. true comedy mate,.natural and utterly hilarious. The Food? yeah looked good to me, id chomp all that down no worries.
    Now i got takeaway night vids to watch and whisky, beer drinking ones with your stealth camping, cos if you think we all dont do the same as you, think again.. not having Jolof or that stinky fish tho. not for a zillion beers. ha ha ha
    top job mate & thank the dorsal fin for making me crippled with laughter, its been some time since ive laughed that hard.

  • @murchiesmountains2820
    @murchiesmountains2820 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Superb video Chris 😍👍..Think she was annoyed they couldn’t fit the swan they’d just stolen from the local pond into the freezer🤪..Great banter as usual with little Smick😀
    Cheers
    Robert

  • @flippdit7385
    @flippdit7385 Před 8 měsíci

    wishing u all best mate hopefully u will be able to give one job up but understande family stuff

  • @paulduncan2009
    @paulduncan2009 Před 8 měsíci

    Aye we get the pizza boxes in scotland but there called munchie boxes. Normally packed full. Class video again mandingos....rightsss

  • @lamf4846
    @lamf4846 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Cream of sum yung guy? Oh, matron!

  • @Duckshavebigfeet
    @Duckshavebigfeet Před 8 měsíci

    You pair are brilliant, both of you are great guys. Mick is a dude 👍🏻

  • @Channelnem
    @Channelnem Před 8 měsíci +2

    No chinese takeaway in Shields compares to Ocean Pearl at the Nook with the legend Brian

  • @jakehenderson2959
    @jakehenderson2959 Před 8 měsíci

    I just live 5 minutes up the road from Noodle Noodles. There’s a Chinese takeaway place just round the corner from me called China Cook. You should definitely try there

  • @lairdstephenrousek.r.o.6505
    @lairdstephenrousek.r.o.6505 Před 8 měsíci

    Oh yes Mandingos , the locals know, yes I think little SMick should have his own show, cheers lads , bang on

  • @bernardc9726
    @bernardc9726 Před 8 měsíci

    Mick had a good night. That’s all that matters. Looking forward to the next stealth camp.