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  • As Trump’s border wall demands prolong the government shutdown, national parks and federal employees both suffer, and Michael Kosta steps up to make things a little better.
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  • @queenofspades2365
    @queenofspades2365 Před 5 lety +1430

    I'm like halfway through the video but holy shit, "Who's the shithole country now?" DAMN TREVOR, SALVAGE.

    • @UNKNOWNANG3L
      @UNKNOWNANG3L Před 5 lety +57

      SALVAGE!!! Indeed

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +91

      I'm sorry to be an English teacher here, but the word you're looking for is "savage," not salvage. Have a lovely day!

    • @gregnubody3871
      @gregnubody3871 Před 5 lety +7

      Salvage dne Savage

    • @nicu.1871
      @nicu.1871 Před 5 lety +17

      Nah, salvage is fine don’t listen to them

    • @Dragonsamuari
      @Dragonsamuari Před 5 lety +7

      never mind the fact that it's a completely different word

  • @michaelsugmcgee4050
    @michaelsugmcgee4050 Před 5 lety +376

    Remember when work with no pay was called slavery

    • @MasterDoctorBenji
      @MasterDoctorBenji Před 5 lety +1

      I don't think that ever happened

    • @just1desi
      @just1desi Před 5 lety +17

      Well they’ve been “editing” history text books. So now it’s called a homestay with free food in exchange for labour and being ‘taken care of’ so very soon, no, the generation coming up will not remember when free labor was slavery.

    • @michaelsugmcgee4050
      @michaelsugmcgee4050 Před 5 lety +2

      @@just1desi I'll remember and pass on the family stories that I was told by my grandmother

    • @michaelsugmcgee4050
      @michaelsugmcgee4050 Před 5 lety

      @@MasterDoctorBenji what never happened?

    • @MasterDoctorBenji
      @MasterDoctorBenji Před 5 lety +2

      @@michaelsugmcgee4050 Slavery as we all know the Africans chose to work for no pay

  • @FutureChaosTV
    @FutureChaosTV Před 5 lety +108

    Securing the border by shutting down Homeland Security? Yes, that's trumpets logic.

    • @deborahbell6975
      @deborahbell6975 Před 5 lety

      @42 jade They do more than that. Isn't ICE a part of homeland security?

    • @SearchfortheMeaning
      @SearchfortheMeaning Před 5 lety

      More like Trumpett.... He's so vain. Tried to be a supermodel his whole adult life.

  • @jay91v1
    @jay91v1 Před 5 lety +27

    "We don't have that John Oliver HBO money..."
    I'm dead. 😂😂

  • @Formallyknownashandle
    @Formallyknownashandle Před 5 lety +324

    Maybe if all us Americans just like, clap for him and tell him, “You did it! Great job! You built that wall!” then he’ll get happy like a big kid and just move on to something else? 😂😂😂

    • @cbeaucrawford
      @cbeaucrawford Před 5 lety +31

      We built a 700 mile steel fence on the border in 2006. Paint it gold, put a Mission Accomplished banner on it and on to Trump's next campaign promise... "Beautiful, affordable healthcare for every American"

    • @Formallyknownashandle
      @Formallyknownashandle Před 5 lety +12

      Beau Crawford perfect! It will work. Especially if it’s gold!

    • @TheRealBizWiz
      @TheRealBizWiz Před 5 lety +20

      YES!! That just might work! We tell him that he did it, and that the wall is built. When he goes to look at it, he can see the “Mission Accomplished” signs and be happy. Then we can finally reopen our National Parks and clean up all the garbage piling up.

    • @qazifaisal5
      @qazifaisal5 Před 5 lety +3

      Kemet Comics thats brilliant

    • @patrickrkruger
      @patrickrkruger Před 5 lety +14

      Naw, can't do it. I was always a good baby sitter because i knew how to say no and not cave to children. Give an inch and they'll take a mile.

  • @marcsondlucce
    @marcsondlucce Před 5 lety +483

    "I'm activating my white privilege" Sir, you've been upgraded to first class😂😂😂

  • @windsorsnake3694
    @windsorsnake3694 Před 5 lety +112

    Dude, if I leave my cats home for 6 months, I won’t need new cats, I will need a new house

    • @omayma
      @omayma Před 5 lety +13

      As a person with cats, lemme tell you, my house won’t even last a week, let alone six months. Six months, my cats would have started a damn cat revolution.

    • @elicab6926
      @elicab6926 Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 Před 5 lety +228

    Oo Trump your privilege is showing, it's clear that you've never even went hungry in your life.

    • @crystaldunkin864
      @crystaldunkin864 Před 5 lety +24

      OR worked...

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 Před 5 lety +32

      Did you see his comments about how "They'll adapt, you can always adapt." Like he has no idea that it's really hard to adapt to a sudden loss in income.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 Před 5 lety +18

      @@laurent1144 Oo that comment got on my nerves! What more vivid proof do Trump supporters want, he doesn't give a shit about the poor

    • @casinoroyal93
      @casinoroyal93 Před 5 lety +13

      He is literally the 0.1% of the population. Even normal white people with a lot of money have to work to survive. He doesn't.

    • @juano6734
      @juano6734 Před 5 lety +9

      In time, everyone will show their true colors. Trump's is white, well orange!

  • @JayceRea
    @JayceRea Před 5 lety +67

    Why didn’t he ask for the money for the wall when he had control of both the house and the senate? Why did he wait till now when he lost the house? I feel like he just wants to find someone to blame because he knew he could never get the money.

    • @jannettsnow1828
      @jannettsnow1828 Před 5 lety +4

      Exactly

    • @jacksherven9011
      @jacksherven9011 Před 5 lety +13

      The thing is he did ask, and even then Congress wasn't willing to approve it. Now that the Democrats have control he's just using them as the scapegoat.

    • @JayceRea
      @JayceRea Před 5 lety +4

      Jack Shrerven That’s what it sounds like

    • @VenusOrchid
      @VenusOrchid Před 5 lety +5

      Because not even republicans believe in a wall. Now he is just using the situation for his 2020 election campaign.

  • @Kag001
    @Kag001 Před 5 lety +77

    800,000 federal employees? Does that include all the government contract workers? I'm one who can't work because the federal building I work in is shut down. Are we included in that number? If not, you might need to double it.

    • @fearless4him595
      @fearless4him595 Před 5 lety

      Kag001 yes.

    • @august-5085
      @august-5085 Před 5 lety +1

      I dunno if the other guy meant yes as in "yes thats included" or "yes it needs to be doubled", but if it isnt it might need to be more than doubled. And then you have to consider the branching effects outside of that. Americans everywhere are suffering because of this nonsense, and some dont even know it.

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 Před 5 lety +6

      Kag001 And does it count contractors like me. I was doing electrical and plumbing work on the courthouse downtown when the shutdown started. Sure, we have other jobs currently, but the courthouse renovation was a large chunk of our profits and we don’t have enough work for everyone at the firm.

    • @casinoroyal93
      @casinoroyal93 Před 5 lety +5

      Triple it. People providing materials and services are losing money.

    • @jspres86
      @jspres86 Před 5 lety +1

      Basically if you have a federal ID card, this directly affects you.

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 Před 5 lety +6

    "we don't have John Oliver HBO money" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gidmalu
    @gidmalu Před 5 lety +17

    Actually, even just the threat of a shutdown is disruptive. I'm a contractor (not a fed), and one week before any potential shutdown, we have to go through a full list of prep activities. So much time gets wasted and productivity lost, even if there isn't a shutdown or it only lasts a day or two (like the last two). This is a total disaster, though. I honestly have no idea, financially or work-wise, what to expect next.

  • @cuellar4500
    @cuellar4500 Před 5 lety +428

    What is the thinking behind all of this mess

    • @trevorprime2274
      @trevorprime2274 Před 5 lety +29

      One must look tough and seem to be working hard to fulfill campaign promises in order to be re-elected. One must do this regardless of if one thinks one will get the funding for the wall or not.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +45

      It doesn't exist. No one thinks in this administration.

    • @longobardilounge8238
      @longobardilounge8238 Před 5 lety +6

      None!

    • @virdewindersingh13
      @virdewindersingh13 Před 5 lety +6

      he didn't think. He don't care except the wall 😂😂

    • @PeterChien138
      @PeterChien138 Před 5 lety +13

      Donnie the country idiot is at it again.

  • @extralook1826
    @extralook1826 Před 5 lety +375

    This American orange joke is getting out of hand people !

    • @TheRealBizWiz
      @TheRealBizWiz Před 5 lety +5

      Trump fans guzzle the orange koolaid by the gallon. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

    • @SZUSEast1
      @SZUSEast1 Před 5 lety

      It's been out of hanf

    • @SZUSEast1
      @SZUSEast1 Před 5 lety +1

      Hand

    • @web-angel
      @web-angel Před 5 lety +1

      @ihave35cents and all Republicans voted to fund the agencies without money for the wall....

    • @Ogargadon
      @Ogargadon Před 5 lety

      there's 2 of them?

  • @chestersnap
    @chestersnap Před 5 lety +25

    "John Oliver HBO money" XD

    • @HanQ28
      @HanQ28 Před 5 lety

      Shannon Wiggins all that dragon money and robot money lol

  • @Off_the_clock_astrophysicist

    Marie-Antoinette: "they don't have bread, let them eat cake".

    • @samquan8120
      @samquan8120 Před 5 lety +1

      @T Mox .to me do not build wall because is waste too much money. We already have some wall and security .

  • @eclipseshadowyt5917
    @eclipseshadowyt5917 Před 5 lety +48

    Lisa Simpson saw it first. And she was right all along!

  • @TheCstar07
    @TheCstar07 Před 5 lety +110

    Lol John Oliver wouldn't have brought a panda to the show, he would have bought the effing zoo!

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor Před 5 lety +24

      I just love how John Oliver openly admits his enjoyment when he spends lot of big corp money on frivolities.

    • @korenn9381
      @korenn9381 Před 5 lety +31

      "We didn't pay a lot of money to bring a panda here from the local zoo for your enjoyment, that would be frivolous! Instead, we paid for TWO! Now watch me peform a silly dance in front of them"

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před 5 lety +4

      John Oliver has something that Trevor doesn't have: dragon money.

  • @HobbesHobbiton
    @HobbesHobbiton Před 5 lety +139

    "I'm activating my white privilege!" 😂

    • @jakejackson7277
      @jakejackson7277 Před 5 lety +2

      Hobbes Hobbiton white privilege there ain't no such thing only black privilege the blackies get everything they want nowa days tf

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 Před 5 lety +7

      @@jakejackson7277 look at trump, and tell yourself again that the "blackies" get everything they want, look at the children imprisoned, taken from their parents, and tell yourself again that the "blackies" get everything they want.

    • @jakejackson7277
      @jakejackson7277 Před 5 lety +1

      Serence Frostbite all the blacks get the jobs nowadays just because there black and they we're privileged when Obama was president

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 Před 5 lety +9

      @@jakejackson7277 dang it stupid youtube didn't notify me when you reply or else i would have said this sooner.
      They get jobs because they're usable for that job. You should go out on the street sometimes, and you'll see a bunch of homeless people, a lot of whom will also be black, there will also be homeless white people, there will also be white people with jobs, nobody's gonna hire you if you can't serve their need and/or meet their requirement, white, black , yellow, green, red or whatever.
      And again, your entire government is white right now, and you're telling ME that black people were "privileged", if they were you would be ruled by black people right now.
      You know why you aren't? Because "privileged" is a stupid concept that you people who has nothing to do comes up with.
      You are born into the human species, your one responsibility for your species is to preserve and ensure the survival of the future generation, yet it's been thousands of years and there are still people like you who spend time and effort making your own kind's life harder because they have different genetic and exterior makeup than you do. You are ALL human, make of meat and blood and you will ALL die one day or another, stop wasting time with this stupid "us or them" mentality and do something to help your fellow human, or at least your own countrymen, who, may I remind you, is ON THEIR WAY TO STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR "OMG BLACK PEOPLE ARE DANGEROUS AND TAKING OUR JOBS AWAY" RULER IS NOT LETTING ANYONE, WHITE PEOPLE INCLUDED, GETTING THEIR INCOME.
      I would tell you to get a job and live on your own to see how bad this actually is, even if you're black, if you don't have what the employers need, they won't hire you, but even getting a job is not possible right now.
      I spent time typing tthis all out already, so I'll still leave it here, but if you're insist on "hurr durr black people is below us and yet they get all the good shit" then, fine, whatever, I'm not a doctor so I can't cure that kind of disease, so I'm not even gonna try.

    • @wendysmarts1985
      @wendysmarts1985 Před 5 lety

      You're going to find a job in a week? Good for you and your white privilege 😁

  • @macylouwho1187
    @macylouwho1187 Před 5 lety +110

    You got idiots on CZcams saying that walls work because people have walls on their houses. You know what you can’t do with a house? Dig under it and get in because there’s a concrete base surrounding the bottom. Can you do that very far on a wall in the middle of nowhere? No. A house has a roof. Does the border wall? No. So you can go over it. When I was a teen, some of my friends and I scaled a tall wall around a water tower that had barbed wire around the top of it. Somehow some not mechanically inclined teen girls managed it just to see if we could. You think some Mexicans with more to lose won’t manage it??? Guess again. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And they will find a way. You want to stop illegal immigration? Go after the corporations that hire them knowingly. Why won’t rich people in government do that, which makes more sense? Because they freakin’ hire them themselves. Trump couldn’t find an AMERICAN maid or construction workers??? Yeah sure, right. He doesn’t want to punish himself and his rich friends that benefit from having cheap labor that puts more money in their own pockets.

    • @Patricia-zt8ub
      @Patricia-zt8ub Před 5 lety +9

      Trump and his cult, is exactly why we need better education.

    • @someanimal3506
      @someanimal3506 Před 5 lety +2

      @@lordofthewoods I can get over the fences that surround my house you know. I also think that the people who come to America from Mexico want to escape their gangs. I do also say that what you say doesn't stop a wall from being ineffectual. I do agree that the thing about corporations she said made little sense. I hope this helped.

    • @lordofthewoods
      @lordofthewoods Před 5 lety

      @@someanimal3506: The gangs? Are HERE!
      People are killed by gangs... HERE!
      There are poor people... HERE!
      There is domestic violence... HERE!
      Young American children die... HERE!
      American children are separated from their parents... HERE!
      AND DON'T FORGET:
      According to the "MEDIA", the U.S. is a RACIST country with MURDEROUS COPS running loose!
      It is ridiculous to claim you're seeking "asylum" from some of those things by coming HERE! Perfect example:
      "His mother, Suyapa Soler, always suspected her son was killed in a gang hit, and said she brought Soler to the U.S. to flee gang violence in their native Honduras."
      www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/ms-13-member-nabbed-in-long-island-teens-death/ar-AAy1KMe?li=BBnb7Kz
      This is because the GANGS are coming in through the unsecured border WITH the INNOCENT:
      www.foxnews.com/us/ms-13-suspect-who-allegedly-killed-man-burned-body-entered-us-as-unaccompanied-alien-child
      YES: A WALL ALONE will not stop anything. It is PART OF A SYSTEM.
      When people build a house, they don't say:
      "Well, we have a fence, but that won't stop anyone, so... WHY WASTE MONEY ON A DOOR???
      Or a BURGLAR ALARM???
      Or a FIREARM???
      Really, I feel for those who suffer ALL OVER THE WORLD... as much as ANYONE! But I also know that, if I really wanted to make their lives better, it would require PUTTING MY ASS IN AN AIRPLANE SEAT, and helping them WHERE THEY NOW LIVE.
      If they ALL COME HERE, we ALL DIE!
      www.carryingcapacity.org/DinAlt.htm

    • @deborahbell6975
      @deborahbell6975 Před 5 lety +2

      @@lordofthewoods Just like when you guys came over here and damn near annihilated the Native American.

    • @lordofthewoods
      @lordofthewoods Před 5 lety

      @@deborahbell6975: Yes... THANK YOU!
      The PERFECT ANALOGY for what happens when you don't control your borders!
      Not sure what you mean by "you guys", however.
      First of all, my great-grandmother on my father's side was pure Cherokee; my grandmother on that side could pass for purebred. But, besides that, consider this:
      What became the U.S. was COLONIZED by the BRITISH. After a period of time, primarily NATIVE-BORN descendants of the original settlers rebelled AGAINST THE COLONIAL POWER (the BRITISH) and threw them out, something the American "Indians" were UNABLE TO DO! (don't they still teach history in schools?)
      REPEAT: The COLONIZERS were the BRITISH, and the AMERICANS threw them out!
      I was BORN HERE... that makes ME a NATIVE AMERICAN, as I am NOT native to ANYWHERE ELSE!
      I DID NOT "COME OVER HERE"!
      Watch the movie "Apocalypto" if you want to see what the Americas were like before the arrival of the "White Man". It is an amazing movie, and does nothing to diminish the stature of Mayan people but, I guarantee you, you will thank God you didn't live in that time and place!

  • @cbeaucrawford
    @cbeaucrawford Před 5 lety +34

    GW Bush built a 700 mile steel fence on the border in 2006. So, Trump is saying the fence doesn't work... We must build a fence. smh

    • @emmaxtc4692
      @emmaxtc4692 Před 5 lety +11

      And that fence was a stupid idea back then too

    • @casinoroyal93
      @casinoroyal93 Před 5 lety

      A fence cost a lot less than a wall

  • @tlsgrz6194
    @tlsgrz6194 Před 5 lety +50

    First thought: Maybe Congress can impeach Trump to end the shut-down.
    Second thought: Is there even a Congress right now to do that? Or is this how Trump plans to stay in office?

    • @jannettsnow1828
      @jannettsnow1828 Před 5 lety +2

      He can't stay in office this way most people want him out . Time impeach is now also pence

    • @megadeathx
      @megadeathx Před 5 lety +4

      @@jannettsnow1828 Pence knows how to toe the line. He'll be a problem (if you disagree with his political ideology) but he won't become a national emergency.

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin Před 5 lety +151

    On the bright side, the government shutdown will only last until a new president is elected in 2020 right!? **cries**

    • @riverheat8033
      @riverheat8033 Před 5 lety

      I can't wait until 2020, ....there is going to be a flood of biblical proportions when all these Liberal Snowflakes melt. That is the blue wave I foresee.... A tidal wave of melted snowflakes....

    • @christianv-h3278
      @christianv-h3278 Před 5 lety

      I'm sorry, but if he can be elected once, he can get elected a second time. The Trump presidency made me a pessimist - I don't think he's going to be out of office until 2024...

  • @monisaahmed1630
    @monisaahmed1630 Před 5 lety +6

    Trevor’s trump impressions are killing me 😂 lol

  • @ocoss1983
    @ocoss1983 Před 5 lety +210

    I’m activating my white privilege. ☠️💀☠️🤣🤣

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 Před 5 lety +13

      That should be a yugioh card!

    • @lucyweafrica7229
      @lucyweafrica7229 Před 5 lety +2

      O Coss 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @johnorosz7477
      @johnorosz7477 Před 5 lety +2

      We are (and have been) the pawns in a game played by the super rich. Beyond that grand total, the median minimum net worth (meaning half are worth more, half less) of today’s senators and House members was $511,000 at the start of this Congress, an upward push of 16 percent over just two years - and quintuple the median net worth of an American household, which the Federal Reserve pegged at $97,300 in 2016.
      The financial disparity between those who try to govern and those who are governed is almost certainly even greater than that.
      Members of Congress are not required to make public the value of their residences and their contents, which are the principal assets of most Americans. Nor are they required to reveal their other assets and debts to the penny, or even close - instead using 11 broad categories of value (starting at less than $1,000 and topping out at $50 million or more) that do a comprehensive job of obscuring what each member is precisely worth. Erring on the conservative side, Roll Call estimates each member’s wealth by subtracting the minimum reported value of all immediate family liabilities from the minimum reported value of all assets.

    • @111cvb111
      @111cvb111 Před 5 lety +2

      White Privilege - Racial Ability - Can be used once a day after rest.
      - DnD handbook.

  • @CrystalX329
    @CrystalX329 Před 5 lety +8

    At this point with all the things going on with everyone not getting paid right now because of a stupid wall, it isn’t far fetched to call Trump a sadist at this point

  • @ameyagokhale5123
    @ameyagokhale5123 Před 5 lety +1

    3:22... You can see the joy Trevor got in that sentence... His eyes lit up like New year's Eve!

  • @sparkieemae
    @sparkieemae Před 5 lety +8

    Petition to send border wall funding to the Daily Show so Trevor can stunt like John Oliver ✊

  • @bigwoodytoo
    @bigwoodytoo Před 5 lety +16

    Donald Trump’s plan to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border did not come from security analysts following years of study or through evidence that a wall would reduce illegal immigration. Amazingly, for something so central to the current U.S. president, the wall came about as a “mnemonic device” thought up by a pair of political consultants to remind Donald Trump to talk about illegal immigration.

    • @mr.amazinggaming1153
      @mr.amazinggaming1153 Před 5 lety

      DO YOU THINK TRUMP WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED A WALL??? HERES OBAMA SAYING WE NEED A WALL!! czcams.com/video/cVuuzTJBE5Y/video.html
      And watch this interview to it's kind of interesting czcams.com/video/YrY5HpFuz_0/video.html

    • @avonnehuggins2122
      @avonnehuggins2122 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mr.amazinggaming1153 even if Obama said it, he didn't take it to this ridiculous extent....this fuckin man is crazy and so are you....and I did not even bother to click on your stupid link!

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor Před 5 lety

      @@mr.amazinggaming1153
      I thought was traitor why are you linking to him?

  • @alexzamudio9239
    @alexzamudio9239 Před 5 lety +25

    Isn't there a thing with the U.S. about how people first.

    • @cleverchaleigh
      @cleverchaleigh Před 5 lety +1

      No, that's a lie that they tell the people and the people visiting.

  • @khalidsyoung
    @khalidsyoung Před 5 lety +1

    He told America “your fired” lmao

  • @SandraDWilliams
    @SandraDWilliams Před 5 lety +17

    Who and where are these people who would want a shutdown? Who would support this guy? Talking about "Go ahead Mr. President." "Keep going!"

  • @autumnanderson7224
    @autumnanderson7224 Před 5 lety +488

    NO DAM WALL orange 👶 GO NANCY GO CHUCK

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta Před 5 lety +10

      Pelosi and Schumer are both corporate puppets. #BernieSanders2020

    • @masterofalltrades_
      @masterofalltrades_ Před 5 lety +17

      @@EclecticoIconoclasta Bernie also opposes building the wall.

    • @johnjenkins2379
      @johnjenkins2379 Před 5 lety +11

      Orange Man Bad.... (insert chant here)

    • @danielyoung5979
      @danielyoung5979 Před 5 lety +6

      Chuck voted for some form of wall 8 times and Nancy twice.. may want to do same basic research

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta Před 5 lety +15

      @@masterofalltrades_ Even a lot of republicans oppose building that useless and wasteful wall

  • @cpt_nordbart
    @cpt_nordbart Před 5 lety +7

    All those laid off feds should go busking singing "wonder wall"

  • @GiveMeMyLunchMoney
    @GiveMeMyLunchMoney Před 9 měsíci

    I love the use of green onions as bamboo.😂

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor Před 5 lety

    The followup to the "new cats" joke was hilarious. Trevor is adorable.

  • @RajA-jw7dd
    @RajA-jw7dd Před 5 lety +7

    Just Put 5mil for the wall (Ik it's a lot but it won't fund it at least) and don't put commas between the numbers and just tell Trump it's 5bil and he'll believe it cause he doesn't want to count the zeroes

  • @terrikukla5017
    @terrikukla5017 Před 5 lety +4

    Contact your SENATORS!

  • @jonknight4616
    @jonknight4616 Před 5 lety

    Loved this episode! Panda Cam had me laughing throughout!

  • @St33ldancer
    @St33ldancer Před 5 lety

    I sensed that John Oliver budget joke coming as soon as he mentioned the panda 😂

  • @walkermay4705
    @walkermay4705 Před 5 lety +18

    This is too much. Caption tangerine has gone too far.

  • @samuelosebemoriasi2217
    @samuelosebemoriasi2217 Před 5 lety +15

    even i can see an impeachment or mass demos

  • @randomeststranger
    @randomeststranger Před 5 lety

    "Are you not entertained" I lost my shit on that Gladiator reference.

  • @xeroday3227
    @xeroday3227 Před 5 lety

    Awesome job, Trevor, the show is getting better and better.

  • @razt3757
    @razt3757 Před 5 lety +7

    needing food and money, "you think you do, but you don't" as one infamous company said once

    • @tex4096
      @tex4096 Před 5 lety

      Dont you guys have food?

  • @snowfolk
    @snowfolk Před 5 lety +4

    If the shutdown doesn't end in the coming weeks, then a very expensive cascade effect will start to roll through our economy. It could take years or longer to recover. For instance, the U.S. government has agreements in some other countries where it operates to not furlough employees-they can only dismiss them with generous payouts and, I understand in some cases, full pensions. This is becoming not just a mess, but a very expensive mess.

  • @chiikaflor1489
    @chiikaflor1489 Před 5 lety

    Let that panda walk in hahahaha

  • @artisttemple8268
    @artisttemple8268 Před 5 lety

    Trevor, My Brother... By giving this person continuous airtime, you are actually advocating on his behalf. This is how televised media works. Even negative attention is still attention. How is it that you don't see this?

  • @spheleleshange6023
    @spheleleshange6023 Před 5 lety +22

    WE SAYING WE DONT WANT IT, WE WANT OUR MONEY ..SHHHHHHHHH BE QUITE. , IM TRYING TO IMAGINE WHAT YOU WOULD BE SAYING ....Salvage..................LOL

  • @rainydaylady6596
    @rainydaylady6596 Před 5 lety +13

    Dear God don't give Trump any ideas on not having enough money for an election! Argh!!!

    • @KristenMSnyder
      @KristenMSnyder Před 5 lety

      Elections are held at the state level. States still have their funding. Trump can't stop states from having funding. We should be good.

  • @nefrettitim
    @nefrettitim Před 5 lety

    *Sir Trevor Noah...your material is BRILLIANT 😉 THANK YOU!!*

  • @ziemayet
    @ziemayet Před 5 lety +1

    "Who is the shithole country nowww?"
    Trevor successfully performs a hitchslap .
    I knew he had it in him !!

  • @GuyBeats
    @GuyBeats Před 5 lety +3

    Daily show💯👌

  • @Brandond268
    @Brandond268 Před 5 lety +16

    I really need my food stamps.

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli Před 5 lety

    I'm deeply glad you made your cat point clearer.

  • @DrianTheGuy
    @DrianTheGuy Před 5 lety

    Lol I really wanted to see a panda, but this is still good

  • @longobardilounge8238
    @longobardilounge8238 Před 5 lety +12

    Build a wall on the Canadian border! I'm so scared of Canadians migrating to the us! Hahahaaaa!

    • @havoc751
      @havoc751 Před 5 lety

      Longobardi Lounge YEAH CANADA IS THE TRUE THREAT WITH THEIR PUTINE AND TIM HORTONS 😂

    • @dannywolfpero
      @dannywolfpero Před 5 lety

      Please, no, I need Carly Rae Jepsen. Can we keep her?

  • @vmah0111
    @vmah0111 Před 5 lety +10

    Moscow really got a good deal when they hired Trump.

    • @XiaoGuanYin104
      @XiaoGuanYin104 Před 5 lety +1

      Except that Putin is getting tired of this idiot...no longer very useful idiot....

  • @jaystapes3086
    @jaystapes3086 Před 5 lety

    I liked the video for the Hilary joke at the end..LOVED IT! Keep up the good work

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell Před 5 lety

    LOL - when Trevor goes - 'here's a live Panda' my first thought was 'damm that's John Oliver /Last Week Tonight money'

  • @OB17358
    @OB17358 Před 5 lety +25

    People with borderline personalities have difficulty’s with boundaries. No surprise he is fixated on a wall.

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 Před 5 lety +1

      Good comment. That's their defense mechanism: to protect their "inside" (which they love) and keep out what they hate. But as Trump is also a narcissist, he projects that wish onto everyone around him and he feels threatened by people unlike him or outside his inner circle (which is shrinking). He's very eager to build that wall because for him it would be a wish-fulfillment. When a person is speaking people like him aren't listening - they are substituting what is being said to them with their own fantasy of what's being said (this can take many forms). Trump should definitely see a psychoanalyst.

    • @wooshie4140
      @wooshie4140 Před 5 lety +1

      oogachaka he should, but he won't.

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 Před 5 lety

      @@wooshie4140 You are correct.

    • @XiaoGuanYin104
      @XiaoGuanYin104 Před 5 lety

      @@oogachaka3447 he doesnt really want a wall. He wants the money.
      And he wants to keep his cult members angry.

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 Před 5 lety

      @@XiaoGuanYin104 He's not a 2D character, but his followers may be. Please, explain your reasoning.

  • @marianlinse9000
    @marianlinse9000 Před 5 lety +41

    Luckily I'm from Germany 😂😍

    • @ericnick4498
      @ericnick4498 Před 5 lety +12

      @ihave35cents What like shithole America?

    • @guywithdacap4713
      @guywithdacap4713 Před 5 lety +8

      @ihave35cents No harsh feelings, my friend. We do gladly! Good luck with your freezing an starving government employees!

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 Před 5 lety +18

      @ihave35cents its funny when brainwashed us-slaves talking about socialism while living in a country ruled by plutocrats...

    • @gruenpelz
      @gruenpelz Před 5 lety +1

      Haha😹😹, aber wir haben Afd😾

    • @macaws502
      @macaws502 Před 5 lety +1

      @ihave35cents and least they don't shit in Parks on the side walk like 3 world Countries like Africa.

  • @RiverLandPark
    @RiverLandPark Před 5 lety

    The Judas lemonade joke 😂😂

  • @Capjedi
    @Capjedi Před 5 lety

    Brilliant. Simply, brilliant!

  • @rebornzy
    @rebornzy Před 5 lety +7

    god like Trevor

  • @dontmindme126
    @dontmindme126 Před 5 lety +7

    Trump is in love with North Korea

  • @Mo-wq8ez
    @Mo-wq8ez Před 3 lety

    We don't have that John Oliver HBO money😂😂😂😂

  • @candypro001
    @candypro001 Před 5 lety +22

    "Activates white privilege"

    • @AJ-sr3hl
      @AJ-sr3hl Před 5 lety

      Mote Tha2nd
      😂😂😂😂

  • @JoshuaTVOfficial
    @JoshuaTVOfficial Před 5 lety +4

    This bad 🤣

  • @fernandoesteban1458
    @fernandoesteban1458 Před 5 lety

    Gracias señor Noah

  • @ashleyyang3743
    @ashleyyang3743 Před 5 lety +1

    Lol I love that reference to John Oliver

    • @jasonpop1628
      @jasonpop1628 Před 5 lety

      The big D is a fool,why do we listen to his nonsense. If you're four year old said, this stuff ,you would just tune him out,and tell him he needs a nap.Or a spanking,but this is the PRESIDENT, SO IMPEACH ALREADY. .WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR,THE SKY TO FALL. .

  • @BlestNekun
    @BlestNekun Před 5 lety +3

    Hahahahahahaha! So Donald's solution to people out of work is.... work?
    😎🍻😎

  • @a.t.oliver2440
    @a.t.oliver2440 Před 5 lety +4

    But he will spend millions to travel to the wall like his wife did for new years???

  • @formforming
    @formforming Před 5 lety

    Never knew 🐼's chew on lemon grass 😂

  • @timothyreigel5004
    @timothyreigel5004 Před 5 lety

    2:07 - 2:29 HUH?! lmao

  • @LittleMissLeared
    @LittleMissLeared Před 5 lety +12

    Let's do the barter system for the wall. I'll send Trump an old PS3 controller. He can drop it off at the border. Anyone who wants to work on the wall can pick up my PS3 controller as payment.

  • @Whisk3yKnight
    @Whisk3yKnight Před 5 lety +3

    Am I the only seeing the HUGE as recession that could come out of all this?
    I mean the wall aside, which would basically cost us the entire economy Spain to build, not paying 800,000+ workers for an extended period of time will have a MONSTOROUS effect on the economy.
    On a basic level, because many of those 800,000+ people will be unable to buy things (due to their slashed incomes) that’ll tank the consumer good’s industry, not to mention all other product-based industries. And as shown by basic economics, if people are unable to buy things, that’s mean there are also people who are unable to sell things.
    And if they’re people unable to sell things, then those same people are unable to buys too
    And repeat.
    If you continues on too long we could have something surpassing the 2008 Recession or even, combined with the funds needed to build, maintain and secure the border wall, we could be looking at something comparable in nature to the Great Depression.
    Which obviously, would be pretty damn bad.

  • @ThePhanable
    @ThePhanable Před 5 lety

    That panda guy was chewing on a piece of lemon grass

  • @jantruitt9241
    @jantruitt9241 Před 5 lety

    Trevor is great!

  • @itachirules25
    @itachirules25 Před 5 lety +3

    I'm activating my white privilege
    I knew that was a real thing lmao

  • @meeks9388
    @meeks9388 Před 5 lety +6

    Why is Trump not impeached yet...?

    • @megadeathx
      @megadeathx Před 5 lety +1

      Still waiting for those 9 hot meals to exhaust. For clarity, the Katrina disaster demonstrated that the barrier between civilization and desperation is only 9 hot meals. After that, and people stop trying to respect the concept of law and order.

  • @harlemantoinetterisingfrom4639

    Lmao this guy no we want Designer Panda

  • @irismoon8435
    @irismoon8435 Před 5 lety

    Unfortunately, apartment complexes are bound by policy that won't allow them to accept "alternative" forms of payment.
    I have a relative who runs an apartment complex and there is nothing more heart-wrenching than when they have to evict someone. And that stays on your credit for a long period of time.
    45 lives in fantasy land.

  • @bishopcrane9529
    @bishopcrane9529 Před 5 lety +4

    America would invade any country who does this...you so lucky

  • @rainbowfire4626
    @rainbowfire4626 Před 5 lety +10

    Really trump never got a day being poor

  • @nataleesteele1688
    @nataleesteele1688 Před 5 lety

    "We don't have that kind of John Oliver money" 😂😂

  • @noblejosher4185
    @noblejosher4185 Před 5 lety

    Finally , a monologue longer than 6 minutes

  • @shogun5259
    @shogun5259 Před 5 lety +27

    Careful with the Jesus jokes Trevor. Lol Christians are cray

    • @paulsaladi545
      @paulsaladi545 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah! Why do we we Christians need to be so touchy! Jeez! Lighten up!

    • @shuheihisagi7851
      @shuheihisagi7851 Před 5 lety +1

      Not all . . ..... N what's wrong with good ol fashioned cray cray?

    • @shogun5259
      @shogun5259 Před 5 lety

      @@shuheihisagi7851 you keep your cray cray to yourself. Lol

    • @fearless4him595
      @fearless4him595 Před 5 lety

      Trevor’s mom talks to him about Jesus. He mentioned it in his Netflix stand up, Son of Patricia.

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Před 5 lety +2

      There's crazy christians, just like there are crazy atheists. The problem is that american media loves to enable religious nutjobs and make them look like they represent others

  • @adwil183
    @adwil183 Před 5 lety +3

    OMG Trevor! Not only did you speak against the Bible but you compared it to trump! Respect lost!!!!

  • @madcat4301
    @madcat4301 Před 5 lety

    The landlords' response to that letter offering barter services: HELL NO. I WANT MY MONEY.

  • @tempestatiseye
    @tempestatiseye Před 5 lety

    This awful for government workers. They don't get paid and when they get paid they are put into a higher tax bracket, because it's a lump sum. They also aren't eligible for emergency assistance like food stamps because they have a job. So many if them are required to show up to work in order to get the back pay but literally can't even pay their bills or feed their families because of this ridiculous BS. I'm so sad for these people.

  • @maxcovfefe
    @maxcovfefe Před 5 lety +4

    Is it too soon to wonder if trump WANTS us to be attacked? He's kinda put us on center stage like, "here we are, not paying our security, come on in!"

  • @yusrakriel156
    @yusrakriel156 Před 5 lety +17

    As a Muslim, comedians making "Jesus" jokes always bother me.

    • @megadeathx
      @megadeathx Před 5 lety +8

      As a Muslim, you're obligated to be offended whenever a prophet is portrayed in media; regardless of which one. I stand in solidarity with your discomfort at this portrayal and thank you for being a decent person.

    • @sentree9857
      @sentree9857 Před 5 lety +6

      My guess is because Christianity was/is the dominant religion in America, so for some reason it gets a pass. Insult islam = Islamaphobe, insult Judaism = Anti-semite, insult Christianity = christianityphobe??? There is no such term. For some reason it almost seems hip nowadays to make a mockery of Christianity.

    • @yusrakriel156
      @yusrakriel156 Před 5 lety +5

      Absolutely. There is a definite double standard in comedy/Freedom of speech. Insult or belittle God, a prophet or a group of religious people and that's acceptable, the "freedom of speech" and "comedians shouldn't be censured" narrative, but insult or belittle something like the LBGTQ community for example, and there's an uproar. Well done, you've just destroyed your career... I'm not saying the latter is fine, it's obviously not, I am merely pointing out the hypocrisy and I don't really understand it yet.

    • @adrianabenitez3317
      @adrianabenitez3317 Před 5 lety +3

      I like Trevor but I didnt like that Jesus joke at all. Im Christian. He grew up Christian so he should know better.

    • @OlviMasta77
      @OlviMasta77 Před 5 lety

      Same here, but as a follower of Jesus

  • @Nathanyel
    @Nathanyel Před 5 lety

    From a non-partisan standpoint, how are these people not getting paid? I mean, I understand not opening bureaus etc., but these are your employees, you can't just say "nope, not paying you". Are government employees paid by the hour there instead of a fixed monthly income? The US is such a weird place, I wouldn't want to work there.

  • @PhanchaiSiam555
    @PhanchaiSiam555 Před 5 lety

    Can it be that the expenses are higher than the profits?

  • @keithn9253
    @keithn9253 Před 5 lety +6

    Watch out I see some sensitive Christians offended lol😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @MGMX-tp3ku
      @MGMX-tp3ku Před 5 lety

      I def felt very uncomfortable about it.

    • @keithn9253
      @keithn9253 Před 5 lety

      @@MGMX-tp3ku I was joking it wasn't that serious

    • @MGMX-tp3ku
      @MGMX-tp3ku Před 5 lety +1

      @42 jade Hi, I'm bullying no one, my religion isn't evil ( SOME people who say they believe are though) I RESPECT people's beliefs so I'm in title to expect the same don't I? I can take jokes on my religion as well, though there are SOME jokes that make ME feel quite uncomfortable as I wrote and I'm free to express it. You are a bit too aggressive don't know why? but I wish you the best.

    • @MGMX-tp3ku
      @MGMX-tp3ku Před 5 lety

      @@keithn9253 👍

    • @suckapunch565
      @suckapunch565 Před 5 lety

      MG. MX I’m fine with you expressing your uncomfortability with what people say so as long as you respect what others feel about what you say

  • @JonKrueger
    @JonKrueger Před 5 lety +3

    0:20 Some Moral Truths are greater than others. Moral Truths from the Bible are the best. Trevor can resort to mocking Jesus, but rude mockery does not change the Truth.
    Jesus Christ's Morality > Trevor Noah's morality

    • @JonKrueger
      @JonKrueger Před 5 lety +2

      @42 jade Everyone deserves respect. The Daily Show episodes have encouraged respectful _disagreements._ I am being respectful. Nevertheless, feel free to let me know how I could have reworded my disagreement about Jesus to more respectful.
      You do _not_ use the Bible to know what is good and evil. I wonder how you determine something is evil. What moral standard do you use?

    • @chrisburrell7880
      @chrisburrell7880 Před 5 lety +1

      Screw the bible

    • @julioshawtylean76
      @julioshawtylean76 Před 5 lety

      That part got me strictly sacreligious tho

  • @AmatMiguel
    @AmatMiguel Před 5 lety

    You owe us a panda Trevor!

  • @ButchE30M3S14
    @ButchE30M3S14 Před 5 lety

    'POPCORN, GET YOUR POPCORN HERE!!' 'THE BEST POPCORN YOU EVER HAD!'

  • @rohi4912
    @rohi4912 Před 5 lety +5

    May JESUS have mercy on you buddy!