Dreaming Of Carbs | Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story

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  • čas přidán 8. 04. 2021
  • If I told him the truth about what I'd eaten he'd go mental...
    Kevin Bridges is in a league of his own as he blows the roof off the SSE Hydro in front of 12,000 fans with his brand-new show, A Whole Different Story. Recorded as part of his UK and Ireland tour and 16-night residency at Glasgow’s newest venue.
    Kevin is in explosive form as he mixes economic theory, art history and diet tips with the rigors of growing up and adapting to his newfound place in the world. It is a comic masterpiece.
    Welcome to the OFFICIAL CZcams channel of stand-up comedian Kevin Bridges. Where you can watch clips, compilations and full shows, along with more EXCLUSIVE content.
    Subscribe to the channel here - bit.ly/3e93URd
    Visit my website for future news and tour dates - www.kevinbridges.co.uk/.
    #KevinBridges #StandUp #Comedy
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Komentáře • 167

  • @mkm282
    @mkm282 Před 3 lety +218

    The delivery of the "I drank the fucking lot mate" was out of this world🤣🤣

  • @martinhendry2683
    @martinhendry2683 Před 2 lety +325

    "snorted a couple o' lines o' kwinohah" might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @AlexMc13x
      @AlexMc13x Před 2 lety +11

      Quinwahhh

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Před 2 lety +2

      Have you heard James Acaster pronounce focaccia? Not to say "this is better", but it is funny. You can probably only find it if you have access to his special on Netflix, though.

    • @nilo7727
      @nilo7727 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kylevinson7404
      @kylevinson7404 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@AlexMc13x😅😅

  • @oneminuteerik584
    @oneminuteerik584 Před 3 lety +381

    He is a genius in the art of comedy and storytelling.

    • @realPromotememedia
      @realPromotememedia Před 2 lety +2

      That’s not story telling that’s recounting what the 18 stone 18 year old actually ate 😆

    • @davidsanderson5918
      @davidsanderson5918 Před 2 lety +5

      The genius is you don't realise he's telling a story, but he is. :)

    • @davidsanderson5918
      @davidsanderson5918 Před 2 lety +2

      @@realPromotememedia Maybe so but there's a lot going here besides a list. He acts out scenarios with just the bare minimum and you're there. I love that sort of standup.

    • @daryldooey1830
      @daryldooey1830 Před 2 lety

      As Billy said

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra Před rokem

      Steady on genius is a bit much what's up with hyperbole these days

  • @jason41a
    @jason41a Před 2 lety +20

    The guy's way of pronouncing avocado is bloody brilliant mate

  • @wils35
    @wils35 Před 2 lety +130

    Love the fact you can tell he lived that life he explains, One of my favourite comedians Kevin is.
    RIP Sean Lock one of my other favourite comedians.

    • @Luna-wg6ic
      @Luna-wg6ic Před rokem +1

      I never knew he'd passed. I liked him. Shame.

  • @Jmvars
    @Jmvars Před 3 lety +83

    This is one of my favorite bits of his. "I drank the fucking lot, mate" always gets me. The hostility when he says it :'D

  • @utsavrajoria3955
    @utsavrajoria3955 Před rokem +4

    “Oh he’ll go off his head if I said toast.” 🤣

  • @soundzrinmygarden3833
    @soundzrinmygarden3833 Před 3 lety +127

    The perfect guy to take the baton from Billy Connolly and keep us laughing

    • @Luna-wg6ic
      @Luna-wg6ic Před rokem +2

      As opposed to Frankie Boyle. "I was working in a mortuary, when I walked in to this boy balls deep into a dead girl. He looked at me and asked if I fancied cracking open a cold one...

    • @augustaccount4160
      @augustaccount4160 Před rokem +1

      @@Luna-wg6ic lovely stuff 😂

    • @hugoagogo9435
      @hugoagogo9435 Před rokem

      Any holes a goal

  • @CantEatFlutes
    @CantEatFlutes Před 3 lety +147

    This guy never seems to disappoint

  • @davem4544
    @davem4544 Před 3 lety +86

    Kevin is a comedy genius! He says what the rest of us are thinking , I wish I had his accent.....what a legend!

    • @angele1968
      @angele1968 Před 3 lety +14

      I can't agree more and concerning the Scottish accent OMG ! It makes my heart melt ! Since I was 14 when I spent nearly one month there 😉, when I feel a little bit down... I look for Kevin... and then I have a big laugh, and I feel good again ! I can't wait to be back in Scotland !💙🤍💙🤍. Bonne journée de France !(have a good day from France)

    • @magsbulldog
      @magsbulldog Před 2 lety +2

      @@angele1968 that's a cool comment. When you do return I wish you have a great time. ✊

    • @michaelfarrell4824
      @michaelfarrell4824 Před 2 lety +2

      @@angele1968 We look forward to having you again

    • @angele1968
      @angele1968 Před 2 lety +2

      @@michaelfarrell4824 thank you so much...you are so kind 💙🤍💙🤍 .
      Have a good day 🤗

    • @angele1968
      @angele1968 Před 2 lety +1

      @@magsbulldog Thank you ! I mean every single word .

  • @basilboy4173
    @basilboy4173 Před 3 lety +23

    Thank f@#% for CZcams.. living in Canada ,this is the only way I can watch this brilliant linguistic legend.

  • @markdabbs6520
    @markdabbs6520 Před 3 lety +21

    "Give me a quid or you're getting stabbed!"

  • @dylanrafala9060
    @dylanrafala9060 Před 3 lety +28

    The way he says "fruit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @washedexteriorcleaning
    @washedexteriorcleaning Před 9 měsíci +2

    Legendary😂

  • @speedmachine69
    @speedmachine69 Před 3 lety +24

    One of the most brilliant of his generation

  • @robertstephens3889
    @robertstephens3889 Před 3 lety +34

    I am from south africa and just love the way kev rocks on with his story telling, he is f%#&*@g brilliant

  • @JoshIzSka
    @JoshIzSka Před 2 lety +38

    "You have no idea how low I would stoop for breakfast mate, cold pashwari naan with Nutella on it" bro i been there too during the student years xD
    "Yellow, that was the only colour i would eat mate, Y e L l A h"

  • @hip2thabone_da_sticky1
    @hip2thabone_da_sticky1 Před 2 lety +5

    "Fuck it! I will put down *10 AVOCADOS!"* 3:24 😆😅

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 Před rokem +2

    "didn't say that because he'd punch the fuck outta me" 😭😭😂

  • @SamarIqbal-ye3tg
    @SamarIqbal-ye3tg Před 3 lety +13

    “You should *commend* me on a bowl of fruit!” 1:35 😅😂😆😂😂😆😆😆😆

  • @xTheMaxinho
    @xTheMaxinho Před 2 lety +15

    He’s SO hilarious, spot on with all these gym-mammals 😂

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 Před 3 lety +24

    Can't get enough of Mr Kevin bridges

  • @micheleturley8758
    @micheleturley8758 Před 3 lety +13

    Oh my God - I love this man. Comedy genius.

  • @adamcupples8082
    @adamcupples8082 Před 2 lety +3

    "I drank the fucking lot mate" has to be the best delivered line in comedy history

  • @themurrrr
    @themurrrr Před 2 lety +6

    Lol, love the way he pronounces the word fruit as if it comes with an exclamation mark embedded.
    FROOH!

  • @shomgerry
    @shomgerry Před 3 lety +9

    I love that Johnny guy he always refers to 😂😂😂

  • @andreashaynes3346
    @andreashaynes3346 Před 3 lety +8

    Kevin, you’re a GENIUS!!! 😂👍💯

  • @MB-pt6lq
    @MB-pt6lq Před 3 lety +7

    Love this guy! Hilarious!

  • @stablefairy9437
    @stablefairy9437 Před 2 lety +4

    he nails it every time!!!!

  • @paulineaird5040
    @paulineaird5040 Před 2 lety +3

    I am crying from laughing so hard!

  • @diabaloth
    @diabaloth Před 3 lety +59

    This guy makes me proud to be scottish hope he never forgets where he comes from.

    • @WSK207
      @WSK207 Před 3 lety +16

      Hard to forget with that thick accent.

    • @diabaloth
      @diabaloth Před 3 lety +1

      @@WSK207 some people loose accents depending on where they live etc so if he goes to another country he might well loose it but heres hoping he doesnt :)

    • @euanscotland
      @euanscotland Před 3 lety +3

      @@diabaloth can you name any Scottish people (especially someone from Glasgow) that has a "lost" accent ?

    • @diabaloth
      @diabaloth Před 3 lety +2

      @@euanscotland robert carlyle, christ even gerrard butler too lol i guess its what hollywood does to you

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 Před 3 lety

      @@euanscotland I'm part Glaswegian and never had an accent. Honestly quite disappointed.

  • @keshavsatyadeo2928
    @keshavsatyadeo2928 Před 3 lety +4

    That was freaking hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @derekmalley3742
    @derekmalley3742 Před 3 lety +2

    OUTSTANDING........!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheBabaweb
    @TheBabaweb Před 3 lety +4

    we love kevin bridges :)

  • @GeoffMorrisdrive
    @GeoffMorrisdrive Před 3 lety +5

    He is pure class

  • @johnmcmullen7510
    @johnmcmullen7510 Před rokem +1

    Kev top class man

  • @deborahwatson2432
    @deborahwatson2432 Před 3 lety +8

    Brilliant Kev.i.n ❤️

  • @rhonda2555
    @rhonda2555 Před 2 lety +7

    Love his take on life. Love his southern accent. Fruits bad for you. Cold peshawar naan with Nutella on it lol

    • @rossaustin7147
      @rossaustin7147 Před 2 lety +2

      Southern?

    • @rhonda2555
      @rhonda2555 Před 2 lety

      Yes you're right. My mistake. I was watching Peter kay and he does the southern Irish accent when he's mimicking his mother. I got the two of them mixed up. My mistake.

    • @rossaustin7147
      @rossaustin7147 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rhonda2555 nooo, im sorry i was not instigating a arguement i thought you maybe meant the south of glasgow lol

    • @OldSkoolWax
      @OldSkoolWax Před 2 lety +1

      @@rhonda2555 Peter Kay does the northern Irish accent, not southern. His Ma's from Tyrone

    • @GraphicsBranded
      @GraphicsBranded Před 10 měsíci

      @@rhonda2555 Kevin Bridges is not Irish, "Southern Irish" or Northern Irish. He's Scottish. Different country.

  • @olenilsen4660
    @olenilsen4660 Před 10 měsíci

    0:45 is such an epic statement! :D :D :D

  • @ladyd212011
    @ladyd212011 Před 3 lety +8

    😂😂God I love him!💖

  • @vivienmccabe4456
    @vivienmccabe4456 Před rokem +2

    Brilliant performance

  • @SO-12
    @SO-12 Před rokem +1

    Snorted a few lines of
    Quin…waaaaaaaaa 😂

  • @aston8141
    @aston8141 Před rokem

    My favourite comedian, ever I can't stop laughing at his amazing jokes

  • @thegulagarchipelago5921

    Best in the universe!!!!!

  • @jeannewillemse6433
    @jeannewillemse6433 Před 2 lety +6

    Its funny because one of the most common side effect of some steroids (specifically Tren) is eventually being 100% convinced your misses is cheating. So pretty accurate.

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 Před 3 lety +32

    I loved hearing you say Fruit great accent

    • @calinagotici2253
      @calinagotici2253 Před 3 lety +4

      Früt

    • @Luna-wg6ic
      @Luna-wg6ic Před rokem +1

      Well, if you want to cut out carbs (the fuel of the body), I won't argue, but if you want less strain on your body and greater health, without all the shit which goes with an unnatural diet, I still won't argue. Cut out excess sugar, stop eating so much fried food, actually start some sort of reasonable exercise plan, then maybe, you could end up not with type 2 diabetes or looking American on a disability scooter with your fat rolls dripping over the sides of the seat, but seriously, eat protein, eat carbs, cut out most of the takeaways and actually cook your own food without frying. Grill your bacon, it's easy. We live in weird times where people are killing themselves by overeating. I'm writing this eating a veg stirfry with boiled noodles with black bean sauce and salt and pepper to flavour. This is how easy it is. Tomorrow, chicken, fried in a pan, very little oil, curry spices, mushrooms, onions, etc, boiled rice, very healthy, gives loads of nutrients, cheap to make and very filling. I don't plan to make myself unhealthy because I don't care what I eat. Anyone can do it and it costs less than eating shit. Protein, carbs and micronutrients. Keeps you alive, full and healthy. Also stops you developing an American accent and buying guns.

  • @kanifuker721
    @kanifuker721 Před 3 lety +26

    Everybody needs a bit of this guy in Lockdown, funny as F&%". Cheers

  • @davidmaurettemusic
    @davidmaurettemusic Před 3 lety +3

    legend !!!

  • @franciscofajardo4135
    @franciscofajardo4135 Před 2 lety +1

    CLASS 😂😂😂😂

  • @heineken-jv1nc
    @heineken-jv1nc Před 2 lety +6

    Did I create you in a PlayStation game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SandyRiverBlue
    @SandyRiverBlue Před rokem +2

    Terry's Chocolate Orange. Technically a fruit?

  • @monaebreak561
    @monaebreak561 Před 3 lety +4

    Boll a frutt 😂

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 Před 11 měsíci

    "More, more, more!" How do you like HIM, how do you like Him?" 🤣

  • @DesertDreamer
    @DesertDreamer Před 3 lety +4

    Hilarious 😆

  • @hannahsweeney2385
    @hannahsweeney2385 Před 2 lety +2

    3:24 Me buying Irn bru at the weekend..😂😂😂

  • @leonida557
    @leonida557 Před 2 lety +6

    The truth is I have to switch subtitles on as I struggle to understand everything, but the avocado and craving carbs killed me :D

  • @katemccoy1531
    @katemccoy1531 Před 3 lety +12

    If anyone turns the subtitles on they've even got loads of words wrong 🤣🤣

  • @unionbear0796
    @unionbear0796 Před rokem +2

    Did a create you in a PlayStation game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @connorinnes8987
    @connorinnes8987 Před 2 lety +2

    Naah let's make it ten for a Monday morning 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tigs2
    @Tigs2 Před 2 lety +1

    After this I tried a spaghetti toasty , yum yum yum 😂

  • @georgeboardman2066
    @georgeboardman2066 Před 3 lety +3

    I have to see Kevin live i have his dvds and i watch him on u tube all the time he cracks me up. it does get on my nerves when i see some of the comments about needing to watch him with the subtles on i get it myself when I speak to people from the South of England because i am a scouser why should he change the way he speaks because some people can't be bothered to concentrate on what he is saying or are trying to have a dig at the Scottish accent or a northern accent i love the scouser karaoke joke and the joke about your mates dad ordering a takeaway no family gets over a punch to the dads chin comedy gold haha

    • @UKKC80s
      @UKKC80s Před 2 lety

      I agree. I have no problem with his accent as my Nan was from Scotland, Glasgow and I am in tune with the accent. You just need to listen a bit harder is all.

    • @sarelito9202
      @sarelito9202 Před 2 lety

      I don't think anyone is criticizing, probably just frustrated that they're missing out on what he's saying!

    • @SO-12
      @SO-12 Před rokem

      I’m from Leeds and I can understand every word he says. I think his Scottish accent makes it even funnier 😂

  • @proximaBx
    @proximaBx Před 2 lety +2

    How does Kevin only have 52k subscribers?

  • @sv-bd5em
    @sv-bd5em Před 3 lety +27

    FROOT

  • @Zizo629
    @Zizo629 Před rokem +1

    I think about this big every time I go to the gym.

  • @williamtaylor874
    @williamtaylor874 Před 2 lety +1

    genius !

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 Před 2 lety +5

    It's all about making the small changes, every step is a step in the right direction, and one day soon you'll see that all those little steps are building up. Working on yourself whether it be physically or mentally takes a lot of time and effort and results don't come quickly, and results are sometimes hard to see. A good analogy would be did you see yourself physically growing as you grew up as a child? It happens, but very slowly. Everyone else can see it, but we can't, so just think about where you were before and keep working :) love yall!

  • @yourdaddy925
    @yourdaddy925 Před 3 lety +10

    10 avocado for 1 meal. Proper fat cutting lol

  • @jessiegilmore8792
    @jessiegilmore8792 Před 3 lety +1

    You are awesome come to America plzzz

  • @harishsrinivasan5249
    @harishsrinivasan5249 Před 2 lety +1

    fahkin frut m8 fahkin frut 😂

  • @cyberhermit1222
    @cyberhermit1222 Před rokem

    Naturally funny

  • @marsbar1707
    @marsbar1707 Před 3 lety +9

    scottish legend

  • @u4riahsc
    @u4riahsc Před 2 lety +3

    I don’t think a non-Glaswegian could ever master that accent.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 Před 10 měsíci

      I'm from Dundee and I can assure you that most Scots can do a 'Weegee' accent as we call it. Most of Dundee's native residents have family roots in Glasgow, so although the accent isn't the same, it's very similar. It's also the most common Scots accent because it's the accent of the most populous parts of the country.

  • @aston8141
    @aston8141 Před rokem

    @i had a f>|€~%# Terry's chocolate orange mate ha can't stop laughing

  • @maybenotsure5380
    @maybenotsure5380 Před 2 lety

    10 avocado 🥑😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @lobserve1
    @lobserve1 Před rokem +1

    Yellow, that was the only color I would eat.

  • @yoyoyoghurt5099
    @yoyoyoghurt5099 Před 2 lety +1

    nothing better than a yellow tea

  • @staceynolan8577
    @staceynolan8577 Před 3 lety +4

    A-VOO-CA-DOO

  • @seanherraghty4283
    @seanherraghty4283 Před 3 lety +2

    0:44 when a see Ryan jack

  • @Torcher75
    @Torcher75 Před rokem +1

    4:44

  • @davidmichael3189
    @davidmichael3189 Před rokem +2

    Seriously Funny Shit

  • @wildnfree101
    @wildnfree101 Před 2 lety +3

    A quid is very reasonable to not get stabbed (quid/£1/$1.38)

  • @jenniferwitt7389
    @jenniferwitt7389 Před 3 lety +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dan-jo8py
    @Dan-jo8py Před 3 lety +2

    Fuck. I eat as bad as kevin bridges...

  • @bradynloader4151
    @bradynloader4151 Před 2 lety

    Whats the show

  • @timothy790110
    @timothy790110 Před 2 lety

    wooden spoons only come in the small single serving containers, phish.

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit Před 3 lety

    Hey! Kwen Waa fer brekky! Lush! Lol

  • @glentweedie602
    @glentweedie602 Před 3 lety +3

    I can see Mr. Muscles dragging your ass out of the gym before you corrupt his clients & fuck up his lifelong diet that he's trying to publish 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josephiosefa7260
    @josephiosefa7260 Před 3 lety +1

    10 avos I’m crying

  • @seamyf4018
    @seamyf4018 Před 3 lety +14

    I never find comedians funny but he's unreal

  • @godalmighty5331
    @godalmighty5331 Před rokem

    Hysterical ! Yeah I saw promoting sugar today ... If it has any calories it has sugar... "Calories " means ENERGY. We can all figure that if we have loads of energy then sit down not using it there is going to be a problem with it.
    If you have energy with the grace and for the glory of our creator God please spend it wisely.
    Your heavenly brother God the son Holy 1 Lord Christ Jesus Grail Zeal in the flesh Charlie Ososami. Peace

  • @holdingnamerequired4703

    I upload everyday at 19:30

  • @beady0081
    @beady0081 Před 3 lety +3

    Frit

  • @minnumseerrund
    @minnumseerrund Před 3 lety +1

    but ice cream isnt carbohydrates

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 Před 3 lety +1

      It is if you put it in a morning roll

    • @JB-vd8bi
      @JB-vd8bi Před 3 lety +1

      It's actually quite high in carbs

    • @mct0407
      @mct0407 Před 2 lety +2

      Sugar is carbohydrates…

  • @marinasaake7260
    @marinasaake7260 Před 2 lety

    "fdoot"

  • @akwrite
    @akwrite Před 2 lety

    How can u be so Scottish))

  • @BinManSays87
    @BinManSays87 Před 2 lety

    100% Mac n cheese butty quite possibly the best and worse thing in the world.....maybe with a scotch egg on side

  • @Luna-wg6ic
    @Luna-wg6ic Před rokem

    Breakfast? Is this still a thing?

  • @ps5user155
    @ps5user155 Před rokem

    Why does he lean back

  • @romd0m786
    @romd0m786 Před rokem

    Any guy that tells you to cut out fruits and carbs as a whole has no idea what they’re talking about.