Blixa Bargeld is cooking risotto

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  • @iainnb
    @iainnb Před 11 lety +638

    close your eyes and listen closely to the spoon hitting the pan, this is actually a neubauten song

  • @1975hexene
    @1975hexene Před 11 lety +409

    Notice how Blixa pauses when asked what memories or events risotto awakens. Clearly, this is a man tortured by a brothy, rice dish-filled past.

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh Před 2 lety +7

      He has such a polite way of sidestepping the question.

    • @carinearoyan3825
      @carinearoyan3825 Před rokem +16

      I am laughing like an idiot 9 years after you made this comment. Thank you :)

    • @RayZappa
      @RayZappa Před rokem +6

      there's not a grain of truth to those rice rumours

    • @elektrozil9728
      @elektrozil9728 Před rokem +11

      Tabula Rissoto

  • @simondavis750
    @simondavis750 Před rokem +62

    Its weird though, I never pictured Blixa having to eat. I always assumed he drew sustenance from the screaming chaos of the universe and used it as fuel to make sounds no mortal can fully comprehend.

  • @floriandel
    @floriandel Před 9 lety +353

    Cooking some black risotto on german television - Blixa Bargeld is clearly the king of Goth,

  • @lindsaywheelock9239
    @lindsaywheelock9239 Před 11 lety +290

    Blixa points out 2 important, lesser known rules: 1:Risotto must match your outfit. 2: Always place the un-engaged hand in your pocket while stirring.

  • @Ratmus1
    @Ratmus1 Před 11 lety +448

    Father why are all the onions weeping?

  • @vickydebr
    @vickydebr Před 11 lety +93

    Cooking black food, waring a sharp suit and keeping one hand in your pocket: COOL.

  • @johnbracher158
    @johnbracher158 Před 4 lety +215

    ...on next week's show, Nick Cave will be here showing us how to re-tile your bathroom...

    • @emilypoore4787
      @emilypoore4787 Před 4 lety +5

      Dammit, can only give one thumbs up

    • @ruthcrowley1377
      @ruthcrowley1377 Před rokem +5

      2 years late. Funny funny :)

    • @RWAY-hm8gj
      @RWAY-hm8gj Před rokem +10

      Changing your spark plugs with Marc Almond and Jim Thirlwell teaching you how to make your own homemade scented candles.

    • @keineahnung5466
      @keineahnung5466 Před rokem +4

      Whether black tiles in the bathroom really look good?

    • @girlfriendisbetter
      @girlfriendisbetter Před rokem

      Next Thursday evening Kate Bush joins us from Sussex where she has surprised her neighbours with her adeptness at grouting.

  • @bawbomb
    @bawbomb Před 11 lety +69

    i couldnt even focus on the subtitles because blixa's so cute

  • @BallooneyToons
    @BallooneyToons Před 5 lety +72

    Ya know Blixa made it big time when we watch him cook risotto

    • @stobbi38
      @stobbi38 Před rokem +5

      Yeah, it's like that video of Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes

  • @CrushOnPixels
    @CrushOnPixels Před 8 lety +85

    This is the most rock n' roll cooking program I have ever seen.

  • @bbanzai444
    @bbanzai444 Před 11 lety +68

    Just stumbled across this. Just wanted to say that this, alone, a justifies the existence of the internet...

  • @sergiocruzflores6590
    @sergiocruzflores6590 Před 6 lety +102

    The video of David Lynch making quinoa sent me here. I hope there's one of John Balance making gingerbread up next.

    • @fotoautomatmusic
      @fotoautomatmusic Před 6 lety +15

      I saw that a Cpl weeks back, so fucking funny. Then I stumbled on this today and thought - wtf - is there some underground cooking channel going on I should know about...

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 Před 6 lety +17

      If I ever find a video of Peter Murphy making a tagine or shawarma, that would round off the playlist just perfectly.

  • @Chainsawctopus
    @Chainsawctopus Před 8 lety +139

    that's some seriously goth risotto, blixa. nice. god, you are hot.

  • @rollogurzel
    @rollogurzel Před rokem +7

    "the tasting tongue and the speaking tongue exclude each other" BRILLIANT

  • @annade4532
    @annade4532 Před 9 lety +122

    I notice that so many people developed quite an obsession for this man, I wonder what he's thinking about it. there's some vanity in him, I can feel it, but also some humbleness

    • @PolarBear-rc4ks
      @PolarBear-rc4ks Před 3 lety +4

      I mean that's just people tbf. We all obsess over something, whether it's a person or thing!

    • @AM-sw9di
      @AM-sw9di Před 2 lety +28

      He's quite egocentric and can come across as arrogant, and cares a lot about how others see him, although I really think it's a cover for shyness and anxiety. Usually he's quite defensive in interviews, but he rarely holds eye contact and I think he finds small talk or shallow subjects quite tedious stressful. I used to be absolutely obsessed with him, though years later I've gotten back into his music and watching interviews, he's an interesting person who thinks a lot about stuff to the point where it can sound a bit abstract or detached from reality, but I think he's an interesting person. I noticed here the chef was very gentle, and I didn't see that usual defensiveness at all here which sort of backs up my theory that he is actually very shy or socially anxious.

    • @tinkaward6921
      @tinkaward6921 Před 2 lety +15

      @@AM-sw9di That was one of Alfred Biolek's great strengths: he always adjusted to the person he was talking to, gave him his space and was courteous and polite.

    • @PatientenO.T.
      @PatientenO.T. Před rokem +6

      He’s worth the devotion. He’s one of the great musicians of our age. He is extremely kind and open with his fans as well since he’s matured.

    • @joachimdubischar2701
      @joachimdubischar2701 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@AM-sw9dilol no, my best friends aunt was affiliated with the neubauten and blixa was a huge asshole, he doesnt just come off as egocentric and arrogant, he is the epitomy of ego and arrogance
      also fuck insecurities, without insecurities there arent any securities either, if anyone was truly free psychologically they would just dissolve lol

  • @nanetteroeland7847
    @nanetteroeland7847 Před 2 lety +15

    I watched Blixa Bargeld play amplified power tools in the desert. His talent and depth is mesmerizing.

  • @DyllanBakker
    @DyllanBakker Před 6 lety +30

    " im black all over, thank you" i say the same thing whenever i finish a neubauten song

  • @Becky81
    @Becky81 Před 9 lety +64

    They absolutely need to do a whole series. Even 20 years or so later. And they should of course only be allowed to cook black coloured food.

  • @splodgenoodles
    @splodgenoodles Před 11 lety +30

    Blixa you can cook in my kitchen anyday.

  • @strange.fields
    @strange.fields Před 10 lety +83

    the luckiest calamari that ever lived

  • @abbey7671
    @abbey7671 Před 4 lety +10

    I feel like I've just seen something forbidden

  • @crapitoutjim
    @crapitoutjim Před 2 lety +12

    I remember watching this episode with Blixa and Alfred when I lived in Munich in the 90s. Biolek was a fantastic cook and host. Thanks for posting.

    • @keineahnung5466
      @keineahnung5466 Před rokem +1

      Yes me too, I found Biolek cooking actually dull, but the show with Blixa was great. But you must not forget what Biolek has done such great things in his life, Monty Python in German, etc..

  • @formerunsecretarybankimoon8627

    i mean, blixa certainly is accustomed to pots and pans……..

  • @ixkey
    @ixkey Před 9 lety +29

    Cooking with Blixa Bargeld is one of th coolest things!

  • @lisamanic4822
    @lisamanic4822 Před 3 lety +13

    Blixa truly is a sweet man.

  • @grahamkakerel4183
    @grahamkakerel4183 Před 5 lety +11

    this is what I watch at 1 am

  • @HermanWaldorf
    @HermanWaldorf Před 5 lety +22

    as an Italian, I can certify Blixa has class

  • @hillloguz5810
    @hillloguz5810 Před 4 lety +32

    How is It possible to be so fucking cool? How do I manage to look like that while cooking?

  • @KeepMinskWeird
    @KeepMinskWeird Před 6 lety +29

    I dunno how many times I've watched this one.

  • @LauchansChrome
    @LauchansChrome Před 3 lety +6

    I guess that Blixa also drenched himself into calamari ink up to the neck

  • @3lektro8izarre_OG
    @3lektro8izarre_OG Před 4 lety +9

    The Interim Risotto.

  • @giorgilatsuzbaia7990
    @giorgilatsuzbaia7990 Před 8 lety +227

    Why this is not on pornhub

    • @angelicank13
      @angelicank13 Před 7 lety +3

      Exactly!

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 Před 7 lety +14

      Syd Barrett IKR?? Gentlemen, if you model yourself after Blixa in this clip, that would certainly give lady boners to the right women. **sigh**

    • @ameliamyy
      @ameliamyy Před 7 lety +12

      or just normal boners to guys

    • @QueenConsternation
      @QueenConsternation Před 7 lety +13

      I prefer it here. If my husband thinks im just learning German by looking up recipes he'll get less jealous.

    • @superlogico8260
      @superlogico8260 Před 6 lety +2

      best. comment. ever.

  • @mehua
    @mehua Před 7 lety +40

    still the best video on youtube.

  • @satori4183
    @satori4183 Před 4 lety +26

    Love this! Now I want to see Andrew Eldrich make an omelette and PJ Harvey make Lobster Thermidor

  • @kelloxstehtimwald3968
    @kelloxstehtimwald3968 Před 7 lety +28

    sein sprachstil ist phänomenal

  • @ChiaraZecchetto
    @ChiaraZecchetto Před 9 lety +109

    The real title of this video "Watch it and get pregnant!"

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 Před 5 lety +7

      Every time I watch this video I come. #TMI

    • @cosimavonliebenau8317
      @cosimavonliebenau8317 Před 4 lety +2

      Hehe, mit links rühren, die rechte in der hosentasche.

  • @radioactivecandy2034
    @radioactivecandy2034 Před 7 lety +33

    Honestly I just don't even know anymore

  • @stacyblue1980
    @stacyblue1980 Před 4 lety +8

    The man knows his calamari. Meeeowwwww! But seriously- this is great. Love always Blixa♥

  • @troygaspard6732
    @troygaspard6732 Před 2 lety +5

    he looks good here, super relaxed.

  • @bierdlll
    @bierdlll Před 4 lety +7

    Liked this even before watching.

  • @ahhhlindsanityyy
    @ahhhlindsanityyy Před 2 lety +7

    i bought a ceramic knife because of this video 🖤

  • @pavlik77
    @pavlik77 Před 11 lety +16

    You will find me if you want me in the rice fieldk, unless it's pouring down with rain...

  • @svobodnayakassa5760
    @svobodnayakassa5760 Před 5 lety +24

    goth juice (made of robert smith's tears) should be added to this risotto

  • @sunwiitch
    @sunwiitch Před 11 lety +15

    i love the shit they talk about in this video
    i didnt realize it when i first watched this but i've taken a lot of this shit to heart since
    for one thing, dont press garlic yr gonna saute (he's entirely right about this), but more importantly, understanding how memory plays into "taste" (in almost every sense of the word) is incredibly important
    prepping a meal with blixa bargeld would be a fucking fantastic experience imo

  • @mavericdragon
    @mavericdragon Před 11 lety +9

    Blixa's next book..."Plate Cleaner"

  • @Rottenriguez
    @Rottenriguez Před 12 lety +20

    He's so calm and confident. Blixa = so very sexy. Xx

  • @Papillonidae
    @Papillonidae Před 10 měsíci +1

    🎵You can find me if you want me in the kitchen, unless it's pouring down with rain🎵

  • @stunhabterm
    @stunhabterm Před 11 lety +8

    Blixa giving off a really un-blixaistic(?) smile... my world is upside down...

  • @MizMollz
    @MizMollz Před 8 lety +20

    I'm having such a good time

  • @ambientcarnage
    @ambientcarnage Před 11 lety +9

    I love the fact that this video exists. HAHAHA...

  • @lachechi1816
    @lachechi1816 Před 6 lety +5

    Qué guapo este hombre. Nunca dejaré de admirar su belleza, su locura, su talento. Ahora está gordo, robusto y más viejo, pero está como el buen vino.

  • @grimtim5756
    @grimtim5756 Před 5 lety +6

    Goodness me, it's Blixa waggling a spoon.

  • @TravisAustin
    @TravisAustin Před 10 lety +23

    This may seem monotonous, but I'd love to see the entire recording.

    • @drzeworyj
      @drzeworyj Před 2 lety +1

      it's still pretty lively as for German TV standards

  • @lewis1902
    @lewis1902 Před 4 lety +4

    It clearly wouldn't be an issue if he got any of that squid ink on his outfit.

  • @jackspruceiii3920
    @jackspruceiii3920 Před rokem +1

    Biolek MEETS Blixa ... I actually like this as much as my favorite film "The WOLFMAN meets FRANKENSTEIN" ... I ♥ Blixa ... Platonically, Musically, and now CULINARILY !!! ... what more can one admire in a role model ???

  • @misterfrank8202
    @misterfrank8202 Před 11 lety +14

    I wish this would be your colour.

  • @l.schroder4019
    @l.schroder4019 Před 8 lety +41

    Hahaha, Keramikmesser! Schon immer Avantgarde.

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend Před rokem +2

    I have hitherto never been so captivated watching risotto being made.

  • @kortexsirvasil
    @kortexsirvasil Před 11 lety +9

    This makes me laugh much more than it has any right to.

  • @perjetesi2811
    @perjetesi2811 Před 8 lety +31

    Futter mein ego!

  • @ulilulable
    @ulilulable Před 11 lety +6

    "Children usually don't have a specific taste..." I wonder what's in that risotto...

  • @DerEchteBold
    @DerEchteBold Před 11 lety +6

    It first aired on April 23 1995.

  • @Vinyl_Maven
    @Vinyl_Maven Před 3 lety +5

    I'm enjoying this cooking lesson on Blixa's 62nd birthday. Wonder if his cake was black... 🖤

  • @lisasnowe7342
    @lisasnowe7342 Před 11 lety +7

    as malevich's square.

  • @cowboystitching
    @cowboystitching Před 12 lety +2

    Always wanted to see this, thanks!

  • @djudpl
    @djudpl Před 11 lety +7

    this is the best thing ever.

  • @KommissarBoelles
    @KommissarBoelles Před 12 lety +3

    That's the weirdest looking meal I've ever seen.
    Love it!

  • @jacintoossatur
    @jacintoossatur Před 9 lety +10

    This is so sweet!!lol

  • @pionalu2
    @pionalu2 Před 12 lety +1

    It's like watching a really good cooking show. I was feeling quite full before this, now I'm feeling hungry. Plus, the risotto matches Blixa's outfit. Awesome.

  • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293

    The video I had no idea I wanted to see so badly. A created need, fulfilled in one economical action-- thanks for the Very Meta upload. 🙃😂😋👍

  • @sciencemaners
    @sciencemaners Před 12 lety +4

    He hardly seems bored (at least not in German).

  • @sergwiesen8563
    @sergwiesen8563 Před 10 měsíci

    a typical day in german television

  • @juliansilva528
    @juliansilva528 Před 10 lety +6

    dat voice tho.

  • @plunkshop6463
    @plunkshop6463 Před 9 lety +4

    Sort of love this.

  • @elizabethwilmot556
    @elizabethwilmot556 Před 3 lety +5

    Blixa is HOT!

  • @growskull
    @growskull Před rokem +1

    genesis p-orridge makes porridge

  • @user-ll7pq8sv9c
    @user-ll7pq8sv9c Před 4 lety +19

    Yes but can someone explain me why was he cooking risotto in a tv program?

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh Před 2 lety +6

      It's a show from the 90s where the host used to cook and talk with celebrities. Quite successful at the time.

    • @PatientenO.T.
      @PatientenO.T. Před 11 měsíci

      Because he could. He was already an accomplished cook at this young age.

  • @stinkypanda77
    @stinkypanda77 Před 10 lety +31

    of course the risotto is black! Lol

  • @xGothicButterflyx
    @xGothicButterflyx Před 11 lety +5

    mmmm yummie!!! and i m talking about Blixa hahaha.

  • @HeavyMusicArtwork
    @HeavyMusicArtwork Před 11 lety +2

    Ceramic knife?! Only he could come up with that on a cooking show

  • @TarzansMom
    @TarzansMom Před 12 lety +4

    Wow! When was this shot? It's amazing to see Blixa cooking. I love the tone and timber of his voice when he's talking about food and cooking here.

  • @roxyagogo0810
    @roxyagogo0810 Před 8 lety +4

    Aw this is surreal...

  • @highhi11
    @highhi11 Před 11 lety +2

    "Uhnd I gdarnish mit dezpair!"

  • @italorama6992
    @italorama6992 Před 7 lety +3

    Alla fine del video, il conduttore si pulisce la bocca con le mani. Tipica classe teutonica!

  • @mukkotan
    @mukkotan Před 3 lety

    これ見たかったやつー!
    ありがとうございます

  • @agcouper
    @agcouper Před 6 měsíci

    And then he proceeded to destroy the kitchen

  • @chrisandersen5635
    @chrisandersen5635 Před 11 lety +2

    Great! This somehow reminded me of the wine tasting webcast Neubauten did which eventually became the 8th Musterhaus. Blixa is definitely a foodie and a wine buff as am I. Now I want to cook something.

  • @labotamysausagedog
    @labotamysausagedog Před 12 lety +2

    Well then obviously you never saw Klaus Nomi make his desserts (I am a bigger fan of Blix but, it was just so surreal watching Nomi showing off the desserts he made, while in full makeup).

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 Před 7 lety

      labotamysausagedog Klaus Nomi was a successful baker before getting into the music business, though. He was "discovered" when his reputation for singing beautifully as he baked became widespread.

  • @levoldunom
    @levoldunom Před 5 měsíci

    Well, he's hot even when cooking risotto.

  • @LARPingRealLife
    @LARPingRealLife Před 11 lety +1

    This is fascinating. It looks amazing...and terrifying!

  • @MUPJC
    @MUPJC Před 11 lety

    I remember seeing this in the original broadcast. sepia with its ink....... delicious. often cooked in mediterranean countries, mainly the coastal regions.

  • @curbboy
    @curbboy Před 6 lety +1

    Pulls your mind in different directions at once.Hmmm....

  • @andrashajdu2425
    @andrashajdu2425 Před 2 lety

    This reminded me of Teleshop, especially the part about the ceramic knife.

  • @bille77
    @bille77 Před 9 lety +4

    Ceramic Knife for 200 Deutsche Mark. Lol!

    • @cuntinakia8122
      @cuntinakia8122 Před 9 lety +6

      kriegste heute im Aldi für ca. 4 €uronen

  • @kvass679
    @kvass679 Před 2 lety +2

    mein gott he is extremely beautiful

  • @k0tenych
    @k0tenych Před 11 lety +2

    i love blixa

  • @amyjonestaylor9231
    @amyjonestaylor9231 Před 11 měsíci +1

    fuck he's so stylish

  • @paleskinnybones
    @paleskinnybones Před 10 měsíci

    Collective Cooking

  • @elektrozil9728
    @elektrozil9728 Před rokem +1

    needs more quinoa.