Kyle and Taylor Tell Car Sales Stories | PKA
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- Kyle and Taylor Tell Car Sales Stories | PKA
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• Painkiller Already Clips taken from PKA 494 Taylor's Car Rental Stories, Blade in Emergency Room, 60 Days In
Javier here. And yes, interpreting for my parents was a full-time job as a child. Taylor's stories brought back so many memories.
Laughing because I have to get a guy named Javier to translate all the Spanish for me. Good to see you follow the tradition too.
Heck yea, had to order everything. Go along with all the errands to translate, good times good times haha
Really not fair
@@sail253 yes you tend to get taken advantage of
Worked at Enterprise for almost 2 years. It's almost comical how right Taylor is
If somebody put a can of gasoline in front of me and told me that I wouldn't face any criminal charges, I would burn down my old Hertz branches without even thinking about it. Most putrid cunt company I have ever worked for in my life.
@@ZackFrisbee Can i ask why? I bought a used rental car off them when i was younger.
diels alder For every story Taylor had I had probably 40 other ones. Awful management, horrible working conditions, rigid corporate “sales” bullshit, etc. if you know how to shop for a used car and know what to look for I would say buying an old rental car isn’t the worst thing. Just know that due to the fact that rental car companies are constantly running out of cars at off airport locations and scarcely have enough for the reservations they had lol. I’ve had to put cars maybe 100 miles away from an oil change on a month or multi month rental because we just didn’t have any other cars at the time. That plus Hertz used to send a bunch of 2WD SUV’s to a place where you need 4WD in the winter.
Been with Enterprise for five years now. I have so many stories about some of the incompetent morons they end up hiring who make it to management. Just as bad is the old people customers who are always in a bad mood(Karen's and Ken's)and think everything you do is somehow because your an idiot who is out to fuck them a complete stranger for some reason.
I made it one year at Enterprise. It's the definition of clawing your way to middle management. You kiss ass, work a ton, make $30k a year, you have to make collections calls, scam people for extra insurance they don't need, lie more than you ever though you would have to, suck your tie into a shop vac at least once a week, and watch the sun rise and set from the same shitty seat 5 or 6 days a week.
Alternate title: Taylor recalls his experience exploiting the Hispanic people as a Drug lord posing as a car salesman
He was trying to help that Hispanic lady. She was the type of person who needed the insurance yet wouldn’t take it
Guess I missed that part of the vid
@@notkyle9204 part of the Snyder Cut
The Chinese ones were the worst to be honest because it was like being on another planet trying to explain the insurance coverage options we offered to the people.
Yo
That's so true about the reservations 😂 I would look at the sign *all out of cars* and say to myself, "awe all out of cars, that sucks for someone without a reservation." Then I would proceed to stand in line, knowing that I made the right decision to reserve a car, seeing as they are currently *all out of cars*
Taylor is a true talent
I can empathize with Taylor and feel so bad for anyone working jobs like those. No way to live...
I was a car prep for 5 years after I graduated high school. Biggest bunch of degenerates I’ve ever worked with and if it made it to the wash bay in your car it was lost forever.
"are you out of cars, or are you out of clean cars?" hahaha I love woody
Taylor's has the BEST stories!
I love Taylor and appreciate him greatly, bust there are an infinite number of stories from working in a business as absolutely fucking awful as renting cars so it wasn't just him.
I “love” taylor but Kyle is the most interesting guy on here
Taylor has the best stories or Taylor’s stories are the best...
I used to work for Avis car rentals and I can attest, they also still use DOS based systems. Very poor
We had a "don't ask don't tell" policy at out Hertz branch in Colorado. Meaning if it was in the winter and people were heading to the mountains, if they didn't ask if a car was AWD or 4WD, our policy was to not tell them if it wasn't and it was only FWD :D needless to say people got stuck every now and again because the stupid asshole company sent up SUV's from Texas, Arizona and New Mexico where they have no need for 4WD. We also received a bunch of passenger vans from out of state for a local university's engineering department trip only to discover that they were FILLED with broken glass and trash and shit, we spent hours making sure those things were actually cleaned.
He's spot on with the rental cars lol. If you leave something in there and it goes in the shop, i definitely did not take it and throw it in my car because it was never there in the first place.
Our front door at our Hertz branch had so many marks and scuffs on it from the inside out that people started to notice and point it out to us. The reason for the marks: the sheer number of people that either punched or kicked our door in frustration and hatred on their way out of our branch. I have hundreds of stories just as insane as Taylor's if not worse.
@@ZackFrisbee Please enlighten us sir
I left a thing in a rental once and got it back...it was because nobody found it until I got back into the car. I returned the car and it had been rented out again, so I was sweating bullets about the thing I had left in there. It was of a...FPSRussia nature. I felt incredibly stupid and irresponsible, but in my defense I was already under a lot of stress because my car had broken down on the way to a job and I had a lot of gear to move in and out of the vehicles.
@@HappyGobo You left a gun in a rental car?
I worked in a full service car wash a long time ago, people would leave guns, drugs, cash, and jewelry in them all the time. $100-$200 detail I'm gonna have to move that shit around to do my job...
@@SpecialEDy Maybe. I'm not a fan of renting cars. Because I'm stupid. Lost a key fob to another rental vehicle. (there were 2)
The people who disliked are the people who put out cigarettes on the car
i went to the airport rental place and had a reservation. and the car i picked was the manager special. well the manager special was a huge ford f 150 truck. never driven a truck before and i asked if there was something else smaller. and i eventually got a dodge challenger for 2 weeks for a pretty modest price lol.
Taylor get your bit rate up man
What does that do I’ve been trying to figure bitrate out on obs
I’m so happy we finally get more of Taylor
The joys of customer service.
7:48 oh god, the way he said that and looked was hilarious. Taylor is hilarious
“Open up the bach rear front door” uhh what
i think he meant push drivers seat out to see underneath it
Kyle is spot on about asking for a sale, I walked into a dealership and left with a motorcycle, I asked if I could get approved for a bike, 20mins later he said sign here, I did... I actually didn't drive it home because I didn't have a motorcycle license 😅 damn they're good 😂
22:00 the mouse, worst invention ever
this was funny lol
Taylor trying to speak Spanish made me laugh my ass off 😂😂
Lmao im barely getting into pka and woody is definitely the opie
Haha goddamn all of this is so true! I worked at enterprise for a year and it’s so funny I have experience all this shit
This had to be Enterprise.. I’ve been there too many times myself with the reservations.. hope they like cargo vans
Let’s not forget having your neck tie sucked up by the vacuum cleaner.
Goes from stories, to life advice, then back to stories
I worked at a car auction house as a detailer and what he says about them stealing shit from cars is true, my first day the cleaners told me to keep anything i find and dont let the boss know lmao.
repossession cars were fucked though i used to find crazy shit all the time like spiked bats and adderal pills, also had truck that belonged to a man with severe penis issues the whole backseat was filled with empty viagra boxes like 2 full garbage bags.
Worked at skyzone for a number of years, Can confirm people don't read. I got bitched out many times after telling customers they needed the "sky socks" to jump. Like 100+ customer's have bright orange grip socks🧦 and yet some people would be outraged when you tell them cotton hanes socks aren't allowed. these people proceed to tell you how no one explained this to them and how there is no information regarding sock rules.. We had rules on multiple TV's and posted on signs everywhere
Car sales that Kyle mentioned was "Reynold's"
kyle looks baked af
My dad worked at enterprise for a few years as a car prep, someone left a duffle bag full of coke in the trunk, they found it called the police. The guy who rented the car called back and said he forgot something, he pulled up, came in asked for the keys, went out to the car, opened the trunk and the police cuffed him in half a second. My dad got a video, those cops moved faster than Usain Bolt.
Rocking out on a dos system from 1988.
You guys need to do a Car Sales episode with Sam Hyde and Nick. they also have history in car sales
Love the Taylor stories ! please more of those
We had a "don't ask don't tell" policy at out Hertz branch in Colorado. Meaning if it was in the winter and people were heading to the mountains, if they didn't ask if a car was AWD or 4WD, our policy was to not tell them if it wasn't and it was only FWD :D needless to say people got stuck every now and again because the stupid asshole company sent up SUV's from Texas, Arizona and New Mexico where they have no need for 4WD. We also received a bunch of passenger vans from out of state for a local university's engineering department trip only to discover that they were FILLED with broken glass and trash and shit, we spent hours making sure those things were actually cleaned. And those 2 are one of hundreds of things I encountered. I had a guy literally named Chris Farley who flipped the fuck out at me because he thought he rented a Range Rover and the only thing I had even close to that was a minivan. Our front door had dozens of marks in it just due to the number of people that punched or kicked the door in frustration on their way out of the branch.
@@ZackFrisbee man you really like telling that story huh?
Familia Unius It’s not pretend manager but I think it hammers home the squalor of the job 👌
Woody is 100% Jerry from Rick and Morty.
Was it Enterprise? Because that we pick you up line is buuuulllshit. Yeah, they'll pick you up if you're across the street. Across town? Ahahahahahahaha!
I’m going to run out of Taylor’s story’s
I'm sure she knew it was u by the words of the company on the side of the car.
Btw cigarette burns in car seats are signs of heroin use lol, we'd have junkies bring their cars into the shop all the time asking for the cheapst possible labor (Keep in mind their cars would be too far beyond worth repairing due to spending their money on Heroin rather than keeping up on things)
The high school I went to has its water and heat systems running on Commodore 64s
This shit happened to us in Atlanta we had to Uber 3 fucking hours cuz they didn’t save our reservation lmao
Me watching PKA right after shooting a Smith and Wesson 3000
I once bought a car from a guy who worked at a Hertz location. Asshole was putting sawdust in the radiator and the engine block cracked not too long after with a faulty thermostat. He even invited me over to lunch at his apartment with his wife and daughter.
Sellin cars and doin time? There’s guys are alright
I found an airport terminal using a dot matrix printer 2 years ago
I always get the insurance I've fucked up a couple rentals pretty bad and it's never hurts my insurance thank to the rental insurance I pay extra for. Im pretty sure my insurance would be somewhere around 600 a month otherwise, it's already at 450 just for a Camry
“And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right. fucking. now.”
dam i can feel taylor on this, i worked that job as well
insurance does cover a rental car when in an accident........ If its not your fault and you file through the person who hit you.......
Pretty sure the program Taylor was describing is the AS400.
So the debit card worked for me everytime when I g
Hired from Los Angeles coming from Australia.
But they Took like 250 dollarydoos as a pre charge or something from memory.
On the brightside Hertz went bankrupt...and then their stock shot up but ya know...
I know for a fact where I live at least in Canada, you do not have to buy the insurance, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE for the destruction of the car only the deductible, they have insurance on it themselves, they can not force you to take the insurance either. Also
If it's their own website, they are legally required to honor their online prices. It stems from false advertising laws
fun fact, one of my first detailing jobs was with short term car rentals. They let us keep whatever we found unless we WANTED to return it.. my FIRST shift I fucking shit you not i find keys to a porche, obviously gave them to my boss to return which earned my bosses respect immediately and the SECOND shift I found a brand new grinder with the tag in a cup holder, next car down had fucking Russian Cream Backwoods which we don't get in Toronto... obviously kept that for it was well deserved gift from above
You gave your boss the keys to a Porsche??
@@SummeryMussel9 for him to return to the owner obviously, bossman let me drive his Lamborghini Huracan and his M3 each time I let him drive my subie lol
@@TrappnSTI That's fair lol
Driving to Provo, this dude work at the slc airport or what?
18:45 and 20:23 seems rather useful
We had a "don't ask don't tell" policy at out Hertz branch in Colorado. Meaning if it was in the winter and people were heading to the mountains, if they didn't ask if a car was AWD or 4WD, our policy was to not tell them if it wasn't and it was only FWD :D needless to say people got stuck every now and again because the stupid asshole company sent up SUV's from Texas, Arizona and New Mexico where they have no need for 4WD. We also received a bunch of passenger vans from out of state for a local university's engineering department trip only to discover that they were FILLED with broken glass and trash and shit, we spent hours making sure those things were actually cleaned. We had to squeeze out the service intervals of cars because we were CONSTANTLY out of vehicles so we would have to put a car that was maybe 100 miles from an oil change out on a multi month rental (by rolling back the mileage in the computer of course). At our branch we had to clean all of the cars, which in and of itself was a task because the branch had a minimum of about 130 cars in the fleet at any given time (and white women love to bring their dogs in the car with them so you can just imagine how awful cleaning some cars can be). We had a brand new Yukon XL return one time with the carpet of the 2nd and 3rd rows not even visible because of all the dog hair that was covering the carpet. I had to put a few foreign students from the local university that were maybe 5 foot 4 into a massive Escalade because that was literally the only car we had left. We put people into massive 12 passenger vans and cargo vans a lot for the some reason. And god forbid a hail storm happened, the world might as well have been over. The day after a big one we had 3 phone lines ringing off the hook (probably every minute and a half or 2).
I live in Boise I know where you were standing
Maybe it’s just me but I would never buy a car from someone that looks like Kyle lol
i had to google if woody was jerry from rick and morty
Heh, just made me notice.
23:06 fucking Reynolds and Reynolds. I do warranty for a dealership, I look like fucking Beethoven playing his ninth symphony on my keyboard. On blue screen you never touch your mouse, you just blast away and beat the shit out of your enter keys. We replace our service managers keyboard once a year cause the enter button on the right number pad breaks off. And yeah the F&I guys get the newest tech, huge touch pads that take up the entire desk, service department gets the sales departments leftovers.
At 9:30 where Taylor is explaining the incident with the iPad; it's sad to know that they acted that way working in that department since I can relate working the same job except we detail the new cars for 4 dealerships. Our dealership handles it way more professionally than that. It's more so the other way around. We bring valuables and stuff back to the rentals department so it gets back to its owner. I wouldn't even want an iPad since I have my own shit. No need to run someone else's.
Yep Taylors right. I work in clothes retail part time whilst studying and did customer service for a while. You meet absolute assholes and people at like a mr Rogers level of nice.
This is definitely true
It is wrong how you can’t use a debit card at those places tbh
Were you national or avis
just your friendly neighbourhood computer nerd,
the "improved DOS" Taylor is referring to is most likely a modified version of either microsoft's DOS MS-DOS 6.22 or IBM's PC DOS 6.3
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As much as car salesmen and insurance workers are scum, but I can’t imagine getting so fucking angry that I would screech and attempt degrade a low level employee lol
Wings would of sold more cars
I really wish Woody would stop interrupting people in the middle of a sentence....just wait til he finishes so he doesn’t have to pause and restart his sentence...just wait your turn Woody!
I really don't get that vibe but each to their own...
How the fuck do yall upload these so fast and often lol damn Nobody notice this???
The worse they can say is no
likelikelike
smh
Seriously. What the actual fuck does Woody do? He doesn’t contribute the tiniest bit..
My dad was a mechanic and one day he takes out this car for a road test after he fixed it to test if it works and he's stops at a red light and a tech-9 slides out of underneath the seat so he pushed it back with the sleeve on his shirt and pretend he never saw it
Good... 👌
I don't believe that the smoker/non-smoker wasn't actually putting his cigarette out in the seats themselves. I think those burn spots must be from when he has his window open to drop off the excess ash gets blown back in the car instead.
Ashes would’ve left tiny dots on upholstery, cigs leave holes.
when youre fucked up and smoking on a car you tend to drop your cig from your mouth to the seats and making a mess in the process
I'm confused on why the focus is hating on the customers and not the moronic corporate heads that don't know what the word reservation means
Because regardless of who's fault it is, dealing with the public is an awful job. Most people are entitled morons and are awful to deal with.
hey
Shit is so annoying I watched all of these vids 100000 times my recommend feed needs to change
yo this is kinda fucked up
like very fucked up
Taylor is a really nice guy, but he is not funny at all...
i travel for work, and get company paid rentals. national is by far the best, got a free upgrade to a Lamborghini urus. if im paying im always going there