Central African Comedy
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2021
- When you haha comedy
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The ‘Togo’ punchline may exist since Stone Age, though I took inspiration from another Countryball comic of mine…
…I called it: “The Uplifting Adventures of Togo & Benin Ep. 1: The Great River”
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Pointless server: / discord
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Music used:
1.) Stand-Up Comedy Intro
2.) Candy Mountain - Kirby Super Star
3.) The Simpsons - Krusty The Clown (Opening Main Theme Song)
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Games featured:
1.) Mario Kart 64 (N64 - 1996)
2.) Mario Kart DS (Nintendo DS - 2005)
3.) Mario Kart Wii (Wii - 2008)
4.) Need for Speed: Payback (2017)
Mario Kart gameplays by ProsafiaGaming (2019)
Need for Speed gameplay by PS360HD (2017)
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Programs used:
-Adobe After Effects
-Adobe Photoshop
-Maya 2020
-Other minor programs not necessary to mention (if used) - Komedie
Anyway's y'all are welcome aboard to share your punny puns in our dull server:
discord.gg/FRX4tca
discord.gg/Kaliningrad
(both link is same place yes)
Must say, quite many members in there, even the server *Botswana* play with you.
Hope *Uganda* like it! (ok I *Ghana* hate myself for these unoriginal jokes).
Wasnt expecting that
wow nice Joke man nice
Wow
Ok so sir, i am here as you asked and i will write as you told to me "something funi". Can i have this C.A.R now?
you really had to - Togo 2021
These four tires are whole CAR economy
CAR
Cordillera Administration Region or CAR
@Adolf Ogi no
@Adolf Ogi gay
Once 0, then 1 and now 0
This man literally learnt to 3D model just for a joke.
Dedication at its finest
Now that's sum dedication.
Worth it.
Hey I mean who know maybe it will be come in handy in the future
That's our kaliningrad!
I’m Ghana be honest here, this video has Togo into my favorites. It’s Benin the back of my mind for a while.
this needs more likes
Yemen! I've got to agree.
...
Democratic Republic Of
*T H E C O N G O*
Oman i just canada stop laughing!
Yeah bro im gonna czech the playlist
I love how Somalia has a pirate hat and how Liberia has sunglasses because it’s America’s son.
I feel like tinned glasses would make more sense for Liberia
i think it's just liberia tryna look cool like america that's all
@@thehisto-geographicchannel Oh yeah lol that too
Dad: "Hey Son i bought a Car for you"
Son: "Really? where is it?
Dad: *In Africa*
I forgot to laugh
i mean i’d be happy if my dad bought me the central african republic
or if he came back with the milk
@@whydidyoueatmycake3019 that turned dark from 0-100 real quick
What if you lived in Africa?
Hey, are you king Leopold II? B e c a u s e y o u r e c l a i m i n g A f r i c a n t e r r i t o r y a s p e r s o n a l p r o p e r t y
"Guess it's time to Togo."
"Yeah, I'm Ghana go too."
God dammit
@@enzuo4673
Crimea river
cry me a river?
Gottverdamnt
Just bought a Sudan but the wheels are Belgian. My friend said Denmarks on the wheels tho
Now we all want Central African Republic (CAR) on Mario Kart
Nah i want everyone in the central africa on Mario kart
0:38 I love how mauritania is smiling
yes,ik that its a part of the flag.
I miss the flag without the red borders.
Psychopath Mauritania 💀
@@okjeffy6581 The 2017 flag
@@okjeffy6581 same. And I miss the old Libyan flag
CAR
You’ve heard of rick rolled, now get Central African’ed.
Yeah LOL
lmao
You mean C.A.R'd
OH SHET NEW MEME
@German Ball Animations Guten Morgen Mein Kraut Ist Du Gut?
Why isn’t Madagascar part of the race tho? pretty sure he Made-a-gas-car
I m gonna stop you right there
south east northern east south west north east southern west north west east china
or hes mad--gas-car
Mad a gas car, outa gas car, glad a gas car, etc. etc
come on hahahahaha
"all dreams have meanings"
my dreams:
How original
0:37 Niger is shocked and Mauritania got the joke
vroom
*_Say Vroom or I'll take your soul_*
Haha car go vroommmmmmm
Deutschland über alles
Indeed Vroom
Lol
0:37 Looks like Mauritania got the joke.
xDDDDDDDDD
Bruh
Mauritania
Lol the moon makes it look like mauritania smiles :D
shit that looks creepy
0:36 chad is starring into our soul in the back💀
The fact that I laughed at this shows how broken my humor is.
CAR: * joking *
All: * are silent *
Mauritania: C:
Big wide smile
He's never Sad
;)
*Mauritania :* Why so serious?
Look beside her Ethiopia
Boomer humour: *"I hate my wife"*
Millenial humour: *"I hate my life"*
Zoomer humour: *C A R*
Millenial humour: Togo
@@steelmercenarytheodor4929 lome
Hotel: Trivago.
Aha
*zoom*er humour
Car go zoom
"Wel, Is time To-go"
Man... YOU'RE A GENIUS! I'M SUBSCRIBING NOW!
"Well looks like it's time Togo home"
"I've Benin this situation before"
"I'm Ghana be sad"
💀
booooo!
Oh, I have a C.A.R
Let's ma(ke)-da-gas-car
"Every 60 second in Africa, a minutes passes"
- Madagascar
Mad at a glass car
@@BulgarisBall mad at a gas car
Big man tyrone was born in cameroon
Cameroon is a Cameron get it cameroonn
A A joel embiid in the philadelphia 76ers was born there too
“It’s time togo home”
“I’m Ghana go as well”
Nah im gonna stay cause i have "benin" home for a while
I found a strange morocc on the floor, now I want Togo home and sue Dan for taking my Guinea pig
Ayy wasup ma Ni- *Nigeria*
“Kenya,” please stop?
lol
"Well I guess it's time to Togo home"
Hey! That's a good joke to tell your friends when the movie ends at the Cinema. XD🤣
Especially if it's related to geography, history, or Africa,
0:38 chad is like *god help me* and Mauritania 🇲🇷 actually enjoyed the joke :D
Kaliningrad general is always there to cure depression
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
I love how even tho Kaliningrad/East Prussia became part of Russia after WW2 his Country ball still has that Prussian spike helmet
Agreed.
I like how Somalia is dressed up as a pirate in the back of the room
And Chad with 8-balls instead of eyes.
Me too
@Paladin Nguyen It isn't usa.
@Paladin Nguyen It's Liberia.
That's because Somaliaball is a pirate cuz he has a pirate hat and eyepatch a and the AK-47 and chadball has 🎱 for eyes because not to be confused with Romania
Benin: "This isn't the first time I've *Benin* this situation..."
0:38 at least Mauritania's happy
I hear that lots of people in Africa are fans of the rapper 50 Cent. Or, as they call him in Zimbabwe, 400 Billion Dollars.
Comic gold, but damn hyperinflation
bruh
-You mean occupied Rhodesia right?-
-venezuela is the country in the world with the most inflation-
@@dunamoose3446 no
CAR tourists ad should just be someone saying “get in the CAR.” And the ad just ends there.
lmao yes
Haha very funny (guys laugh or he will nuke us)
Constituional American Republic?
@@doodguytheblank2403 oh God no
Definately
Benin: I’ve Benin this theater for years on end, I want Togo home.
Benin : Oh. Togo, i have Ben-in
Last time I was this early the Central African Republic had an emperor.
Yes
last time I was this early bokassa didn't eat children
Last time I was this early, Rhodesia was still around
His name was something something the great
I want you to repeat your self “a republic that has a emperor”
"I will turn into a convertible"
-C.A.R 2021
czcams.com/video/G3sNsSjD0pA/video.html
@@Pogiceman_OGISM that is a reupload
Dababy C.A.R.
Hah
@@Pogiceman_OGISM bot comment stop spam
0:48
Togo keeps repeating the same joke
We've benin that situation before
"We've BENIN here long enough."
"It's time TOGO home."
"I'm Ghana go too"
I love how DR Congo is a doctor, Chad has 8balls to show he is not Romania, Liberia has sunglasses, Seychelles has a flower and Somalia is a pirate. Details like this make it more fun
At first I thought Liberia was just America who had snuck in
Adolf Ogi who are you
Why does Seychelles have a flower though
@@ComradeDoubleM Para-Para Paradise (Coldplay)
@@belkYT hes a hater... lol
Togo: to go home
Yemen:yeah men
lmfao
Oman: Oh man
Oman: Ohhh Man...
Just realized the reply above me is the same reply xD
nah u
After 2 years these are still the funniest jokes that I found on the internet...saddly...or not idk
I want this to be an actual game… *my* *GOD*
“Next up we have Uganda with Why are you gay?”
Uruagay: idk
No i dont *BoLiViA*
Should have been uruguay
@@ed_cmntonly yes
@@turkishmapper07 omg...
The joke would be better if Benin didn’t change their name from Dahomey
“Well, I guess it’s time togo home”
“Back to Dahomey’s”
Every got DaHomie that keep changing. Man probably never Benin in a woman before. I Ghana go lome now.
@@wetplant1748 Get out
He unhearted my comment :(
@@leratking8842 you edited it is the problem
@@australianword3812 I edited the joke a bit more so it sounds better
the ball next to Togo looks like it's Ben in this situation before
Benin
"Guess its time TOGO home."
"Yea, im GHANA go too."
"Youre right, ive BENIN here too long".
For those who don’t know, Chad has “8 ball” eyes to distinguish itself from Romania.
Edit: I am taken aback by the amount of likes this comment has gotten.
tf
Do you know why 8 ball? I don't
@@FrostDeino 8 balls represent black people in the polandball universe
and chad is in africa
@George Washington Liberia has those. Somalia is a pirate.
Dr kongo is a doctor let me say this again the democratic rebublic of kongo
Is a doctor bruh
Togo: Well I guess it's time *TOGO* home
Ghana: and I'm *GHANA* punish you for that joke
Kenya: Kenya please stop telling puns?
@@dusanbrankov5533 Yemen: I mean Yemen why not
Oman: Oman here we go again
Uganda: Uganda stop!
@@user-bw9jo2iz5s syria: are you being syrias right now or are you not
: * )
0:37 Uganda:this is not da wae
Benin: i’m of very sure we havings of benin home alreadings
0:37
Once you see Mauritania "smiling" it is so haunted that you can't unsee it
its like with saudi arabia
I the joker baby Mauritania
@Johan Jeivick Domrique ???
What have you done
WHY
"Time Togo home"
"Yeah im Ghana go too, you coming DRC?"
"Nah you Congo without me, i need to do something"
"Damn Kenya stop talking? The show isnt over yet!"
BRUH BRUH
👏
"Like you can talk? You've Benin and out of the theater throughout the show"
"I will poke you right in Djibouti, you've been very annoying"
"I'll Angola pistol at you, your threats mean nothing."
🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
@@channelmoved2014
"You have a Sudan? What a chad"
"Come on man, Libya life to the fullest. Hop in"
I guess you could say its...
CARmedy
Fun fact: CAR has 4 cars per 1,000 people, one of the lowest in the world.
C.A.R: "Hey you wanna hear a joke? *The Geneva Convention."*
Hey Lincoln, Want to hear a Joke?
Bull Run.
Lincoln, get back to DC, we need you to stop the insurrection.
Y'all wanna hear an actual joke
@@OberstTeuton
Hey Texas Republic, want to hear a joke?
Gettysburg.
@@bollejos3756 Big sad
He turned himself into a car, it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
Pickle car?
Yeah i laughed too.
Of course
He was a transformer
Thing is, he always was a C.A.R.
0:38 Mauritania Is So Creepy
0:37 Jesus Christ, Chad's 🎱 ball eyes scared me
*i can see your soul*
Mauritania's smile is going down your soul
He turned himself into a car.
Funniest thing I've ever seen
Funniest shit.*
@@borschtisgud ??? No
I saw it coming.
first
*that's illegal*
@JuontoM It's alright, we're secretly the same guy, or clones, or twins, or something.
@@MonsieurDean It is eerie how similar your voices are.
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
I love his comedy
I started calling him CAR since that day
We've all benin this situation.
I see what you did there.
well is time to go back where dahomeys benin
🤦♂️why have you done this lol
you've only ghana done it again
Jop
Here's a good joke: Stability
Oh-
Almost the entire world: I don't get it
too far
@Adolf Ogi the fuck man?
@Adolf Ogi 1 word guy
Docter: Dream Have Meaning
My dream:
This hit harder than CAR's life expectancy
“It’s time togo home”
“Yeah, I’ve Benin today already”
XDDDDD
“Y’all Ghana be Kidding Me?”
"Kenya believe this man"
“Honestly I’m sudone with all this African puns”
@@bobbills2953 sudan
Plot twist: this is actually Togo's comedy show.
Ayy,First Reply
yes
Yup my favorite countrys comedy
you haven "benin" in your home for a long time
Time Togo home because I have Benin France already
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes! Together we can stop this.
The starvation will
fake news in Africa only passes 56 seconds of every hour of the year
Yes, we must stop this
More like "a car passes"
Gotta admit, this is one of the funniest comment sections Ive Benin
**angry african noises**
get out
Yep i Ghana need to watch this again
@@ArtzSlebew get out
@@TheDudeWithTheHatN2 ok i guess
I don't want Togo home, I've Benin there too many times.
I’ve “Benin” this place for so long waiting for a good joke.
@J.W. S.D You can tell the people who are telling these jokes are not “Chads”
“Hey, have you seen the comedy show in at the bar?”
“Yeah, I have Benin there.”
Underrated as sh×t
you are underrated
Underrated af
“Guess it’s time Togo home”
“Yeah I’ve Benin that situation”
kid
@@purepoverty8363 kid
You really had to
Stop pls saying kid 12s ._.
We've all BENIN a room like this before
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
"Hey, is that your friend over there?"
"Yeah, that's Dahomey."
I get it cause Benin use to be named Dahomey
I dont get it
The homey
i was going to make that joke but i cant word it properly
DAHOMEY DAHOMEY DAHOMEY
What I learned form this:
-the capital of Togo is Lomè
That is it.
It's not Lomè, is of LomÉ
@Levi Russell TTEEETEETETT
I learned that car is a thing
@@Ananasij You didn't know cars existed?
@@PouLS its time togo home
What Is this masterpiece i Just saw. Is awesome.
He’s the “Center” of attention
@Adolf Ogi gay
@@user-nq6ln1wv8b gay
E
@Adolf Ogi how is gay an insult in the first place
😂
0:38 I love Liberia thinks she’s America.
She's or he's (because Liberia is a part of America in old days)
@@driftentofferiveclear6509 but very very old days
Didnt even see Liberia
Its Malaysia bruh....
@@hamzayegen5205 its Liberia
Incredible how you manage to do these things. Kudos to you Kaliningrad General
"Well I’m guess it’s time 🇹🇬 home"
"Nah we are going too, or better, Les[g]otho"
Mauritania looks he is smiling with a star shaped nose
@Kenny Alejandro Falcon i just noticed it now cuz i dont watch that much of African countries
-Joker : u win-
@@youtube_ungmeh8510 lol
South Africa and Zimbabwe sitting together... How times have changed
Well someone has to look after him
Damn u guys have nice profiles
why do I keep watching this over and over again
I love he fit NFS: Payback, that turn always breaks my vehicle
The Central African Republic is like the opposite of the Holy Roman Empire. The Holy Roman Empire wasn’t holy, Roman, or an empire. The CAR is Central African, and a republic.
Woah. Big brain
United states
World Us
Indeed
Yes
@@arif8862
Amog us
Hotel trivago
Egypt liked that joke, it can't stay in *De-Nile* forever
@Adolf Ogi *yes you are buddy, yes you are*
Aren't we all gay in life?
Lol 😂 De-nile
I don’t get it.
@@Bombsbombsbombs De-Nile sounds like denial. This is a joke about Egypt and they have the Nile River. So that’s why he said De-Nile instead of denial
Togo:well its time togo home
Benin:you really had to 😂
Teacher:What are you laughing?
Me:Nothing
My brain: *C A R*
"And then he turned himself into a car, funniest shit I've ever seen."
but you still the funniest joke ive seen in my life
@@ourgrandpastories2175 *sad noises
Stolen comment
@@frost_co TF I SWEAR TO GOD ID NEVER STOLEN IT
@@frost_co Or maybe two people in a massive world had the same idea?
00:37
Liberia in the back with shades
Like father, like son
Yep
@Andrei San Buenaventura actualy liber is 171 years old making it the second most oldest country in africa
I almost thought that was USA
But I've already Benin home, I want a different sight!
I've BENIN there
I like how Liberia has sunglasses on because it has almost the exact same flag as America
It was also a colony of the US.
@@idkwhatnametochoose6197 Liberia was never colonized, Liberia is just like Ethiopia, never colonized,
also occupied does not mean colonized
@@Qreator06 oops
@@idkwhatnametochoose6197 Liberia was an American colony intended as a new home for former slaves and African-Americans.
@@redshuttleredacted6422 Nope, it was always independent since the African Americans returned to there. Its founding, however, was funded and supported by the US. It also represented Liberia at the Scramble for Africa conferences, but never actually officially had it as a colony.
the amount of African puns in this comment section is making me Bots-wanna die
yea, i bet half these people haven't Benin africa before
For some reason, people kept asking me if I was from *Niger* or not
I responded " *Kenya* stop bullying me with ya African pun?". *Sudanly* they were not *Chads* at all
I've never Benin in afrika, but uganda stop, nobody's Ghana want to hear more puns, and nobody's gonna Tunisia that.
Kenya’ll stop with the afrikan jokes? It’s madding me Madagascar. I’ve never even Benin afrika before. You need Togo to joke school.
@@aninations8003 i said yall be russian, so, i called it. also, today, Iran from fort lee to petersburg, but on the way back, i tripped over Iraq, and it was very Spain-ful, more Spain-ful than these chiken nuggets who think they are slick like iceland.
Yeah, this is the exact dumb internet video I needed to start my homework with after waking up from a nap. Thank you
Togo: i think it’s time togo home.
Benin: i’ve benin this situation a lot of times.