âNo one ever expects someone to lunge out of a toilet and shoot them with a shot gun.â You my friend have never been to Florida. Especially the extra country side of Florida
You don't even seem like a Floridian, Florida isn't known for country side. Only the beaches, and meth heads on the beaches, also crack head Mickey mouse.
Wilba the drippin fire i wa saying the american drinking age should be 21. You can drink younger if you have consent from a parent or gaurdian. At least in my state.
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âI did it with fresh last night I know it worksâ-Lannan, 2019
As I see this he says that lol đ
this comment is for dirty minded people
@@bruhchungus ur not wrong my guy XD
É„nÉčq ă yes siiiiiirrrrrrr
I eat Little BABIES can I get sum of dem little babies for dinner tomorrow?
Little does he know he gets an icon series in the future
I know thatâs what I was thinking of write when I clicked on the video
LOL!!!!
He kinda did because he said that the process was about 2 years long for the skin being created...
He knew since like 2019 he was getting a icon it just didnt say anything he talked about it in his stream
Heh ikr lol
âSword fight in the toiletâ LOL
Sword fight in the toilet with our genitals
Mmmmm fist bumbđ
7:54 âsword fighting in the toiletâ
Everyone: hmmmmmmmmmmm
El Chucko 9000 lmao
XD lmao
oh... Oh.. OH
Wow Di your only just find that out
ill pay money to watch that
2019: fall damage vaulted
Later: They vaulted bushes
See, bush meme arnt dead yet!
Even Later:
*Battle Bus gets vaulted*
Even even even later: they remove any damage taken by guns and traps.
They vault fortnite
They did
"Why does it work with fresh but not you?"
Lannan, 2019
I got this recommended exactly 1 year later on 2020 nov 22
From ny so mine is 22nd
Same
What sorcery is this ?
Wow same
Same
Same
Petition to bring back:
âLazarbeams weekly Fortnite compilation of stupid crap because we donât have anything better to doâ
how was this the second comment for me?
@@equinox8832 I think he did that on purpose
Yes I'll sign 1 million times
i just love ur profile picture
Bring it back
Lazar: "ok brodie me and you in the toilet 2 minutes"
Me: ok Lazar you do you
@Ravager D.A.T the only glory you get is the make a wish people paying you attention
Ok boomer
Zoomr Mcboomer whassup
@Ravager D.A.T umm no
@Zoomr Mcboomer ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
9:07 we not gonna talk about this dudes health being 21.1
wait- WA HUH! welp... there's lazarbeams channel for you
it just rounds up
Ik
LOL
I saw thatđ
4:11 imagine seeing that in the middle of the night.
Due to a recent issue, we have temporarily disabled the following: Gravity
Good one
BRUHHHHHHHHH
XD
đ
Due to lazerbeam *not* taking fall damage, we have temporarily disabled the following: Gravity
âThatâs a lot of people VIBRATING on one toiletâ
- LazarBeam 2019
Oh god
Subscribe to me I do montages
Gendziyt YT *n o*
I can't wait until his channel get terminated : )
Gendziyt YT stfu big boomer
Just the fact of a grown man jumping out of a toilet screaming ITS POOPY TIME is so hilarious
9:15 "ginger bed and scooba driver" got me dying
No one:
Literally no one:
Lazarbeamâs keybinds: yeet
Jude Paine what the hell are you talking about
Ur keybinds are probably worse
Yeet is a dead meme
@@electricnarouto9047 not for lazarbeam
@@electricnarouto9047 not really
âI just had 8 people in one bathroom â
-LazarBeam 2019
Rigdon Begay ha gayyyyyyyy
9 people
Rigdon Begay eightsome
@@zaydentorres4624 you forgot to say no homo
Orgy
âSword fight in the porta-pottyâ Lazarbeam 2019
Whenever you were in the toilet with a rocket launcher and hopped out, shouldâve had said explosive diarrhea
âYour baby can drink nowâ
- Lazarbeam 2019
Bro u commented this 3 times how desperate for likes are u
Can you shout out Four Amigos it would help out a lot
The child is 21 now?
Heyo
Holy Crusader no 18
*Lazarbeam making a joke about being able to drink at 18*
Americans- *screams in freedom*
Yes
Jake Paul yes
Andrew Williams yes
Andrew Williams just a 14 year old dane dying in laughter
Andrew Williams lol
Its already been 3 years, damn
Love you lazer great work
â No one ever expects someone to lunge out of a toilet and shoot them with a shotgunâ
Lannan, have you heard of the United States of America
stfu kid
ElijahDude youâre a kid too shut your yapper.
C&A Stuttgart doesnât mean he canât say it
Dawid ZĂŻen ok đ ±ïžđ Ÿïžđ Ÿïžmer
You mean Florida đ€Ł
2:38 look at His right hand if u know u knowđ
I was gonna comment the same thing so i checked the comments to see if I didnât copy someone
đ€Łđđ€Ł
Oh
I want to stab my eyes out now
Well frick
It's been 3 years that baby can now drink in America
OMG The intro is so hilarious itâs like so zoomed into his skinđđđ
âDie,die for meâ
-lazarbeam 2019
Me:sees lazerbeam getting shot
Also me:NARUTO RUNS UP AND SHOOTS THE GUY
No a fuck off
Jobs fuck off
Shut up bĂtCH
Noda
Fall Damage: *exists*
Lazarbeam: Yes but actually no.
@Alina Way Bish, in a nude u dont wear cloths.
Canât believe itâs taken me 4 years to realise that the person who killed Lannan had 21.1 health at 9:06-9:08
A year later and this fall damage glitch still works
6:39 you can not tell me that doesn't sound like a kid saying hello
Yeah creepy
That dosent sound like a kid saying gello
Vigga Youâre right, It sounds like a kid saying âhelloâ.
LEWISJC 08 it sounded like a kid saying hello but it fartedđđđ Thatâs totally not creepy
Balloon boy has possessed
Who else pees on the side of the toilet to make less noise.
Thatâs weird
*Most random comment 2019*
@@TheBigSlimeYT agreed
Shah Haleem Iâm a girl so I canât do that lmao
TF?
lazerbeamâs title: fall damage is vaulted! Brodie 10 seconds later dies to fall damage
âAnd a man dressed as a gingerbed jumping out screaming poopeytimeâ
2019: Fall damage is vaulted
2020: *Fortnite is vaulted*
@supply drop thx
supply drop facts bro this made me laughđ here just take all my likes and go
Finally someone normal
I wish
Nah they already did that its called fortnite black hole
âFall damage is vaulted...â
10 secs later, Brodie jumps from some ramps and gets knocked
Michael Medina he was talking about a glitch
Rothanak woooosh
Rothanak wooooooosh
He's in creative no fall damage fake
Wooooosh
2:53 when kids are bored and your mom tying to make you clap
That dosent happened unless your 5
Lazarbeam-this is a glitch
All of us-dear god
Lazarbeam-there's more
Us-noooo
2:38
*imagine lazarâs hand was holding someting*
Like a *stick*
Lol
Or anal actually nvm
GREAT COMMENT
Like his stick
Haha
Lannan: "There's no way they'll think this video is for children"
Lannan two minutes later: "POOPY TIIIME"
Lazar bem he should make a vid about what is the live event in fortnite chapter 2 what is it going to be I like to no đ€đ€
@@handsanitizerman1793 what??????
Sandra Saunders
First. GRAMMAR
Second. Youâre making no sense
Third. There hasnât been a live event in chapter 2 of fortnite yet.
@@imissopennets6005 ikr she made no sense
It looked weird when he was doing ride the pony
I swear ive watched this vid multiple times and all of his vids like omg I keep on watching the same ones as he doesn't post much anymore
4 YEARS AGO??
Imagine a grown man jumping out of a porta potty at u and yelling âPOOPY TIME!â
lol ikr
69 likes noice
its has happened!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
Lmqo
"Real men share toilets."
- Lazarbeam 2019
Chica taking notes on the no fall damage lol
More like tim
I got 36 seconds and Iâm already laughing my head offđđđ
2:31 we all know old 2017 Lazarbeam would of put a brazzers logo on it XD
Same profile photo
Yepp But Demonitized
removing the XD would make it better
Alduin And Weird Adventures Itâs their comment..
nitrogen dke kid friendly tv channel
Be carful there are self promoters below
Take this âïž
Be careful solider
C-za ! Thanks dad
Thanks son!
I reported all of em
@@dusanurosevic1202 everybody liked that*
i shall use it with wisdom
little did he know - he was getting an icon skin
I know itâs kinda surprising he went from an actual trainee to a famous CZcamsr
He did know it was in the making for 2 years he mentioned in the video
@@yaolap4557 what video
little did he know his ltm has no fall damage
8:10 Lannan got explosive dihearrea
"Your kid can legally drink now"
Any Americans: am I a joke to you?
Ok
Stolen comment
Iâm english and can drink champagne at 16
Americans arenât even stereotypes for drinking...
Sacrificial yeah but you have to be 21 in the us
7:52 literally my school.
âJoin me in the toiletâ
WINDOYVIND whutwhy wha whaitttydixhrnxnxjxnst
"Sword fight in the toilet" yikes
LiTeRaLLy
Yeaah
lannan: i got something explosive in here
me: itâs definitely diarrhea not an rpg
âNo one ever expects someone to lunge out of a toilet and shoot them with a shot gun.â
You my friend have never been to Florida. Especially the extra country side of Florida
Nash Horton who the hell is karina cat and why are they offering nudes
Iâm semi assuming itâs a bot
Butter Puppet actually not true I LIVE in Florida and no one has ever attacked anyone that I know
Butter Puppet whatâs up
You don't even seem like a Floridian, Florida isn't known for country side. Only the beaches, and meth heads on the beaches, also crack head Mickey mouse.
@Karina Cat. ĐžÎ±Đœ ĐČŃÏŃĐœŃŃ
"I need to arm myself before I go poop"-lannan 2019
Pls subscribe to me
Christian
Pls subscribe to me
@@Zozo-yd2vq uh no
@@Zozo-yd2vq okay fine
I love this now it helps my life so much
This series must continue
0:16 well not in America
Sucks for them
XD
No one cars
Gaby Flores *cares
true even middle schoolers vape and drink now
âI probably will not last longâ
-Lazarbeam 2019
Oh no no
The reason u donât have 500 subs is because u have a fortnite profile pic
@@zacwilson8126 actually he does read the username again
Sub to me road to 40 subs
Alina Rin what do you mean
I like that he said a man dressed as a ginger bed and a scuba diver spring out of the toilet lol
"Lannon" POOPY TIME "
"Fresh" *walking in*"ummmmm.....
Bob
Epic: * fall damage exists *
Lazarbeam: wait...thatâs illegal.
@Alina Rin wtf wot
Fall damage: *Exists*
Lazarbeam: I'm about to end this feature's career.
7:32
Lazarbeam:
coincidently, that was on purpose because number two means poo
Winner of the match:
*confirms this by showing two fingers*
His health at the 5 min mark makes me sad
NOOOOOO THAT IS VERY SAD ITS AS SAD AS CHILDREN WHO BELIEVE CLICKBAIT VIDEOS đą
Lazar 2019: we have nothing else to do
Lazar 2021: I AM BORED
"The FTC cant say my channel is for kids,i just had 8 people in one bathroom." Me:wat ._.
ATK Gamer I just fuckin heard Lannan stay that exact line as I read your comment, wow how coincidental...?!
Heâs talking about the new Coppa rules that are going to destroy many youtubers
Hue G. Rection I dunno âbout that pal
We ainât friends yet...
Epic name plz
We could work somethin out!
Alina Rin no...
Alina Rin liar it was a blondey rofldjdjdjdjcksjdjcksjcks
When he said âBrodie come sword fightâ I thought he said âBOHDI (his nephew) come sword fightâ and I was like ........
hamooo same
hamooo same
Same bruh
Karina Cat no bitch
hamooo me also
"Swordfight in the toilet" hmn but which swords lannan?
Love you lazarbeam so much
âCoincidentally that was on purposeâ
-Lazarbeam 2019
Because number 2 means poo
@Alina Rin no
Alina Rin Iâm a man of God
The end was perfectly timed with my screen time limit LOL
hahaha đ
Then how did u comment
I dunno how did I?
@@drip9952 maybe he/she commented while watching the vid
Or maybe it's all hoax , there was no limit
fortnite player: chilling
fortnite player 10 seconds later: getting jumped by an australian gingerbread yelling poopy time.
the idea of a gingerbread man flying out of a porta potty and yelling âpoopy timeâ at the top of his lungs feels extremely threatening
âFall damage is vaultedâ first thing that happens if his friend dying to fall damage.
if?
IKR odd...
âYeah bro sword fight in the toiletâ
-Lazarbeam 2019
Karina Cat you donât have any and I donât wanna
You spelled lazarbeam wrong
@@sirmaru1610 oof u right
donât know why this is in my recommended but i love it
*storm isn't even coming yet*
video: *shows nek munat*
lazarbeam: *is in final zone*
Default: Iâm going to shot him down
Lazarbeam: survives
Default: NANI!!!!!!!
Lazar: *yare yare daze...*
Grammar 100
Woah I was thinking of Nani in my head before
Itâs âshootâ...
Shut the fuck up dead meme
Lazarbeam: We havenât had a meme in 18 years, if you had a baby during last meme they can drink now
Americans: Confused Screaming
21
@@FireTriple8 no, 18 in Australia
Wilba the drippin fire i wa saying the american drinking age should be 21. You can drink younger if you have consent from a parent or gaurdian. At least in my state.
Well not legally
STATIK yea its legal with a parent
9:48 thats like the secret entrance of clubs
Legends say that the fall damage bush glitch isnât patched to this day
Next meme: How much people can fit in a porta pottie
He needs see this
watch the whole video
9:28 btw.
Becky Becky whassup
9:23 watch the full video
Imagine Lazarbeam as a parent. âPoopy time!â âDonât you needa make a poopy?â
Virgin Heart. 125 likes no comments đ do ppl not like to comment on comments
@@YTCenz its the opposite for me. 125 comments. No likes. I dont loke comments because its useless
iâm poopy
Hey im a youtuber named cempixe
Oh look a comedian đš
the good memories wish they come backđđą
âI have to arm myself before I go to the toiletâ LazerBeam
âSword fight in the toiletâ only boys understand this. Lmao
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Youâre right Iâm a girl and I have no idea what it means I canât believe Iâll never know because Iâm not a boy
Broccloi you Dont wanna know
Broccloi its Kinda gay too
Fall Damage: exists
LazarBeam: I'm going to end this man's whole career
This WHOLE MANs carrer?
Hole man's not whole
It's literally whole you little kids
itâs "iâm about to end this manâs whole career" omfg
Man this was almost four years ago. I miss this
I like when a man says poopy time while hoping out a fortnite toilet
2019: fall damage is vaulted
2021: fortnite is vaulted
PrimaryAce no 2020
Maceroni Gaming and Cheese no 23rd November 2019
No no no you guys are wrong.........itâs 3136
It's already happed in the season 10 live event
Oh yeah.......
The bush is supposed to be an assassins creed reference, but I guess itâs broken now
Its_Fishy_ whassup
@Ravager D.A.T No SuB bEgGiNg
Is what a hater would say right nowđđ
I've been watching you since like I was 4 I love him
Imagine you go destroy a toilet and a whole squad jumps out
LazarBeam: âIf you had a baby the last time we had a meme worth a full video, it can drink nowâ
America: *âAm I a joke to youâ*
Lol Americans have to wait till 21
I think he meant drinking water but again he could be joking
No he mean drinking with beer đș
NJgamer
Also Canada: Am I a joke to you Australia
NJgamer weâre allowed to drink from 16
Lazarbeam: fall damage is vaulted. Epic: write that down, write that down
I like it how the image of the mouse says yeet or drop
âWHAT ARE YOU QUESTIONINGâ đđ
âReal men share a toiletâ Lannan Eacott 2019
I am gay not
JODisHere sup
If u watched Rick and Morty season 4 episode 2 then u will understand the truthfulness...
Hey Everyone it Has always been my dream to hit 1K and Iâm so close, any support will be appreciated thx have a good day/ night everyone, and plz donât hate
Ha ha real funny Iâm serious