For a little more info, check out the longer version on my TIkTok (I can make videos over 1 minute there): / corndogwilly Dave Wood's post: www.scrabulizer.com/blog/post/3
Imagine you're sitting with an E, drooling over turning Jaculating into Ejaculating on your next turn and then your opponent pulls out a 1700 point move. 😭
@@penuelodiaka6359 I'm actually reasonably impressed at YT comments. They're pretty funny most of the time. I would hsve thought it would just be a cesspool of insults, but usually there are some good ones down here in the depths!
I kept a scrabble dictionary on hand. My Grandmother would play a word and say "look it up?" I did, and each time I looked up a word I would rage quit and storm out.
How would someone play "jaculating"? It's 10 letters. You only have 7 letters in scrabble at a time. I don't think you could compose that from smaller words either
Mentally downloaded and ready for the one and 16 billion possiblity that I not only play scribble again ever in my life, but the board ends up like this during my turn. Thank you ❤
This reminds me of the kid who was getting beaten so badly in a tournament that he knew the game was gonna become famous, and chose to play porno as his last move
I once put down "member" on w triple word, then next go made it "remember" so It was across 2 triple words, then (i checked, its a real word) next go made it "reremember". ended up a good few hundred points ahead
@@pi3.14etc you can only use multipliers like that on the move you place on them. eg. member would be tripled, then remember would be tripled but only from one of its tripled and reremember would not be multiplied at all because it doesn't newly cover a triple. Also reremember is not a valid scrabble word (i checked, its not a real word). Stop lying for internet points.
@@GrandGourd why would I make it up? I don't care about getting likes or anything on comments, I just wanted to say what I did before. also I was like 11yrs old playing with my parents, we didn't follow the rules exactly as they were in the game and I didn't know about that triple thing until I saw your reply. I must have checked a different place to you as well because when I looked it was definitely a word maybe think twice before accusing someone of "lying for Internet points".
I'm actually surprised to learn we don't know the highest possible score in Scrabble. Not that I've really thought about it before, but I thought it might be possible to come up with an algorithm that would make it solvable, for a supercomputer at least.
@@thomasprovot1621 well, no, it's definitely not like chess, and it's definitely not infinite. There's a finite number of valid words, not to mention a finite number of squares and a finite number of letters to put on them.
@@DodderingOldManWhile not literally infinite there's so many possible combinations of words, squares, and positions that it is effectively infinite. So you could technically get an answer eventually if you're up for waiting until the heat death of the universe for it
The problem seems to be that you need to use all seven letters to create a vertical word that also changes seven horizonal words into new words that exist. (Or vice versa on the vertical/horizonal part.) At the same time, this might still be feasible. You would need to look for 15 letter words that would score the best going vertically at the edge of the board. Then you would need to come up with seven words that you can add a letter to at the beginning or at the end to change its meaning that could fit into the vertical word. Once that is done, you would just need to come up with word structures to allow you to build these words into the board. (For example, the first word of the game was Washing, which became Rainwashing and was used to build the left side of the board up.
I don’t know what surprises me more. The fact that there are people that still play scrabble or the fact that there’s an association dedicated to the board game itself
@MomPickMeUpImScared Plaything is used in English too, right? Skyscraper = Cloudscraper(Wolkenkratzer) in German We love filling the empty space between separate words though.
I opened a private browser window to look up what "jaculating" means. Apparently it's innocent, and just means "to throw or hurl, as in a dart". Which... makes the other word's etymology make sense, too.
I've always found scrabble to be extremely frustrating, since language is constantly changing and evolving, so it just comes down to which edition of the dictionary is being used and who is most familiar with it.
Ejaculating, from the 1660s until fairly recently, meant to loudly or suddenly exclaim something, as well as the more widely known definition. There are some Arthur Conan Doyle short stories where it’s not uncommon to read something like “Watson, do you not realize what this portends?!” Holmes ejaculated loudly.
"The most points that can be scored in a game of Scrabble in a single move is unknown" My brain: so the word that gives you the most points is 'unknown'
i wonder how many letters you could physically fit on a scrabble board and still have everything be valid edit: just to clarify, i am assuming you have an infinite supply of letters, and not just what comes with the game
The game changing penalty was called after the WR spent a little too much 'zonetime', after the TD, to act out an elaborate dancing celebration alongside several other teammates... Back to you Dan.
@@88mphDrBrown looking through the collins scrabble word list, it's defined (as one word) as "standard time used at sea" onetime is an adjective meaning former
I want to see a death note style show but it’s just some guy becoming the best scrabbler ever and in the finale he carefully maneuvers his way into this position and his opponent just straight up explodes
Adding "e" in front of "jaculating" is such a power move. Couldnt get anymore climactic than that
loving the puns, exactly what I came for
@@sh3ikelpuns are good so long as you do it right
Such a power move i never saw it coming
And the best part,it was longer than 10 mins
💀💀💀💀💀
Imagine being up by 40 points and some asshole decides to decimate your lead with 1780 points
Lol
😂
What do you mean "imagine"? This totally sounds like something my mom or niece would do to me.
Just buy ejaculateing
@SmilingIbis this is so true
If my opponent uses the word "oxyphenbutazone" I'm flipping the table
The only acceptable time to flip the table
If my opponent uses XIS, I flip the table. After losing my turn on the challenge, of course.
Why tf did I laugh so hard
Yeet
Forget flipping the table, I'm suplexing them through it.
This game of Scrabble just became a no holds barred, Tables, Ladders & Chairs (TLC)match. 😅
Jaculate - To throw something in the real world.
E-Jaculate - To digitally throw something in the virtual world.
*You're in the Matrix bro.*
I like how I now have a synonym for yeet, but I can't use it in polite company. And impolite company would probably misunderstand.
Not again
iJACULATING: What Apple users do once a year
@@MrZoolook iJaculatingS one for the off season.
Muh
finisher word for the highest scoring scrabble move ever recorded being "ejaculating" is just extra poetic ngl
It did finish alright
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7literally
XD
Nut
Lol
Imagine you're sitting with an E, drooling over turning Jaculating into Ejaculating on your next turn and then your opponent pulls out a 1700 point move. 😭
While also stealing that opportunity, to add insult to injury.
When he does it before you, that's called premature ...
Very sexual
@@JMCrookston These jokes in the comments are just too clever
@@penuelodiaka6359 I'm actually reasonably impressed at YT comments. They're pretty funny most of the time. I would hsve thought it would just be a cesspool of insults, but usually there are some good ones down here in the depths!
Instructions unclear, the board's all sticky now
Nah 😂
Hell naw.
what?
@@SkandhaGDthe last word
HELLNAW👀😭😭😭
He finished the game with a wonderful climax to the tournament, the highest scoring move, and game, in recorded Scrabble history.
climax
@@drog9235AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH-get out
@@drog9235 wonderful climax
So climactic
Climax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Anyone wanna see how to make 118 squares go flying across a room by gently setting down 7 of them?"
😂
Underrated
84
@@qskar8763
That is a number, yes.
This is the best comment ever lmao
And this is why michael is no longer invited to family game night.
E
@@EEEEEEEE jaculating
😂
@@Gabriel-lh7gy W comment
"Come on Michael, not in front of the kids." -family member
*very audible whisper* "This is why we stopped inviting him "😒. -another family member
“Oh I am winning by 40!”
“WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOO-“
hello
@@EnergeticSpark63 hello
" I am mature... "
" I am mature... "
" I am mature... "
E
@@PsychSoldier756 jaculating
@@PsychSoldier756😂
Grandmothers as soon as you start winning:
This is the best comment on this entire video why does it only have 25 likes and no replies
It was worse when she got words with friends. I couldn't even play Bananagrams with my Grandmother.
I kept a scrabble dictionary on hand. My Grandmother would play a word and say "look it up?" I did, and each time I looked up a word I would rage quit and storm out.
They start ejaculating at you? 😢
Grandmothers are amazing. Cherish them while you still have them. : )
I am honored to have heard Vsauce say the word "ejaculating"
Ahem
🫡
There is also the female version anyway and it doesn't only apply to men...as you should now know
@@nerfedgeometrycerbereuspro1809 what
@@nerfedgeometrycerbereuspro1809 it's still...
what do you even mean
This must be the strongest 20 years of medical school comeback in history.
Bro finished with finishing💀
underrated comment
Whoever laid ‘jaculating’ was hoping for an ‘e’ next time round.
When whoever does get it, it just feels all so good.. that's the most satisfying moment ever
@@lubu5950 I know right? Especially when you do it with a loved one
How would someone play "jaculating"? It's 10 letters. You only have 7 letters in scrabble at a time. I don't think you could compose that from smaller words either
@XxXxVeLo CiTyXxXx probably by playing "tin" first
@@sandpaperunderthetable6708 😊😊
“You know what, f*ck you, Brian. This is the last game of Scrabble I’ll ever play with you”
- Peter Griffin
@@Klabbity_Kloots underrated reply
Don’t view this profile🗿
@@Klabbity_Klootsmore like something stewie would say
my name is Brian and I approve this message🤚
(Makes 1780 point move)
“GG’s man, shake my hand”
"why is it sticky"
@@MuffinWeeb125*vsause music plays*
Your opponent just gonna flip the table and rage quit.
They’re gonna “jaculate” the table
"Jaculating becomes ejaculating" sounded like if you just discovered something neat and showed it at dinner.
"hey mom, look what i discovered. If you keep jaculating for long enough you'll start ejaculating"
"That's nice honey, now eat your peas"
YOU DID WHAT AT THE DINNER TABLE???
@@JA-nv4zb really? in front of my salad?
@@boobenshnozle691 thought that was ranch dressing.
@@JA-nv4zb C U L A T I N G
Got it, I will now use the word oxyphenbutazone more often when playing Scrabble.
only a good 15 letters
More often means you will maybe remember it as a fun trivia?
Only two replies and 1k likes?
E
@@EEEEEEEE jaculating
Chess Players finding the *Brilliant Move* ‼️
Scrabble: ✨*eJacuLaTiNg* 🌟
*ejaculating* is a Brilliant Word!!
BRO I LITERALLY SCREAMED ON THE LAST ONE 💀
You mean creamed?
We really have to emphasize the E when adding it to the board
EE-
I honestly didn't know jaculating was a word. Learned something new lol
yEs.
Thank you Vsauce, I will now always keep the letters A, B, E, O, P, X, Z in my scrabble games
🧐 *you're. 🎓 Best check oneself before one wrecks oneself 🦉 "Your" welcome. Facts - the more YK 💡
@@Sashil01 You could've just corrected hin like a normal person but you decided to be a dick.
@@Sashil01If your lucky
@@tempekrpk you’re
_JUST_ in case!
Remember to memorize this layout, and playing towards it along the way too! ^^
Mentally downloaded and ready for the one and 16 billion possiblity that I not only play scribble again ever in my life, but the board ends up like this during my turn. Thank you ❤
Grandma won’t see this coming 🗿
Finished with the _SCRABBLE Facial_ dropping that hard ‘E’ on ‘jaculating’ for the win.
Omg
Giggity
no
This joke is so english, i cant understand it
This reminds me of the kid who was getting beaten so badly in a tournament that he knew the game was gonna become famous, and chose to play porno as his last move
Imagine winning by 30 points and you get beaten with “ejaculating” by 1000 points
sometimes we have to hold that l
ayo??? beaten???? in what way???
@@somone1437 or in this case that wood
Imagine copying a comment
I'm here in this video
Bro made me have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia from this one video 😭
It's ironic that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words 💀💀💀
That last word is Legendary💀💀
“I’m still winning by 50 points”
“E J A C U L A T I N G”
**wins the game**
Lmao
😂
I once put down "member" on w triple word, then next go made it "remember" so It was across 2 triple words, then (i checked, its a real word) next go made it "reremember". ended up a good few hundred points ahead
@@pi3.14etc you can only use multipliers like that on the move you place on them. eg. member would be tripled, then remember would be tripled but only from one of its tripled and reremember would not be multiplied at all because it doesn't newly cover a triple. Also reremember is not a valid scrabble word (i checked, its not a real word).
Stop lying for internet points.
@@GrandGourd why would I make it up? I don't care about getting likes or anything on comments, I just wanted to say what I did before. also I was like 11yrs old playing with my parents, we didn't follow the rules exactly as they were in the game and I didn't know about that triple thing until I saw your reply. I must have checked a different place to you as well because when I looked it was definitely a word
maybe think twice before accusing someone of "lying for Internet points".
-plays a 1700 point move
-makes the word ejaculating
-leaves
🗿
His time came.
The ultimate climax
Scribbles post nut clarity
It's a quick finishing move for sure
"Dammit Grandma that's what I was about to use!"
The last is of course the climax 😂.
Opponent finna throw the whole goddamn table after you place that E
@@user-be4zd7nc7d ok
@@user-be4zd7nc7d bot
I would be so pissed 😂😂😂
Finna is stupid and makes you come off ignorant to anyone that sees it
real
“Jaculating becomes E-jaculating” -Vsauce 2023
📸💥💥 4K ultra hd
always 💪
@@masonmaunz6060bet
@@TheWorstBridger bet
@@jjagpal504Best part is that he already recorded and uploaded himself in 4k ultra hd saying this
I'm actually surprised to learn we don't know the highest possible score in Scrabble. Not that I've really thought about it before, but I thought it might be possible to come up with an algorithm that would make it solvable, for a supercomputer at least.
im pretty sure there's infinite possibilities, computers still cant predict perfectly chess games so dont even think about scrabbles !
@@thomasprovot1621 well, no, it's definitely not like chess, and it's definitely not infinite. There's a finite number of valid words, not to mention a finite number of squares and a finite number of letters to put on them.
@@DodderingOldManWhile not literally infinite there's so many possible combinations of words, squares, and positions that it is effectively infinite.
So you could technically get an answer eventually if you're up for waiting until the heat death of the universe for it
The problem seems to be that you need to use all seven letters to create a vertical word that also changes seven horizonal words into new words that exist. (Or vice versa on the vertical/horizonal part.)
At the same time, this might still be feasible. You would need to look for 15 letter words that would score the best going vertically at the edge of the board.
Then you would need to come up with seven words that you can add a letter to at the beginning or at the end to change its meaning that could fit into the vertical word.
Once that is done, you would just need to come up with word structures to allow you to build these words into the board.
(For example, the first word of the game was Washing, which became Rainwashing and was used to build the left side of the board up.
The first step of showing his true power
The Germans probably have a word for when this Scrabble play happens and it probably scores 1800 points
Underrated comment
it wouldnt fit on the board lmao
hochunwahrscheinlichkeitsspielzug
@@sventobergte845 Höchstunwahrscheinlichkeitsspielzüge? :)
How big is the german board?
The fact that the last word literally insults the enemy as a chefs kiss is beyond incredible.
E
J
A
What you mean
U
We need a Scrabble anime
I don’t know what surprises me more. The fact that there are people that still play scrabble or the fact that there’s an association dedicated to the board game itself
Scrabble is a great game. A classic. Numbers don’t lie. My guess, most people who dislike scrabble are poor readers and bad spellers. Wonder why?
Michael always finds a reason to mention ejaculation. Admirable.
Tényleg? Én most hallom tőle először.
That's what you took away from this?
@@jimflagg4009how do you don't?
@@Brendan.C
How don’t you do?
@@bolson42 How do you do?
Germans: Pathetic.
~proceeds to put down a 245 letter word coiled around the entire board.~
"and what do you call your (ballpoint) pens?"
"kugelschreiber"
@MomPickMeUpImScared Plaything is used in English too, right?
Skyscraper = Cloudscraper(Wolkenkratzer) in German
We love filling the empty space between separate words though.
@MomPickMeUpImScared-st4wi Bureaucracy at it's finest, as Hermes might say.
@MomPickMeUpImScared-st4wiI love Haustier - “house animal.” 😂
*pulls out welsh scrabble*
This is incredible
The climax was great!
Damn, they added fatalities in the new Scrabble update
Omg😂😂😂
Underrated comment
Lol dude. Nice one 😂
But yeah, seems like..
It was even the newest version: Most Violated Fatality! 😅
Nah, they added brutalities
That was not a FAtality...
That was a *BRUTALITY!*
I opened a private browser window to look up what "jaculating" means. Apparently it's innocent, and just means "to throw or hurl, as in a dart". Which... makes the other word's etymology make sense, too.
Bloons tower defense fans are gonna love this word
The other one's when we do it digitally so it becomes e-jaculating
@@pumkin610 Gotta jaculate faster!
When I ejaculate, I guess I do jaculate my sperm.
@@IceMetalPunkif you get the robot arm upgrade then you can increase the speed substantially!
"Let's pay respect to the person that he played with and trying so hard but just got outplayed"
A brilliant play with a happy ending.
Scrabble is one of those games that gets less fun the more seriously you take it.
agreed
Isn't that every game? 🤔
I don’t take it seriously at all and it’s still zero fun
Play George Lucas rules and as long as you can make up a convincing definition for the species of Star Wars alien you created, it is valid.
I've always found scrabble to be extremely frustrating, since language is constantly changing and evolving, so it just comes down to which edition of the dictionary is being used and who is most familiar with it.
Michael saying Ejaculating is definitely meme material
fr
Yea 😂
YEAAA
Or is it?
Ejaculating, from the 1660s until fairly recently, meant to loudly or suddenly exclaim something, as well as the more widely known definition. There are some Arthur Conan Doyle short stories where it’s not uncommon to read something like “Watson, do you not realize what this portends?!” Holmes ejaculated loudly.
Most generous use of the term “unlikely scenario”
the only acceptable time to flip the board
E
what about “Yeet? What’s a yeet?”
@@icewater6841 YEET!
@@doinkstr _gets hit in the face by the board and a barrage of letter tiles_
true
Honestly the most normal VSauce short I've seen all month
It is😂
Dawg why are you in almost every Short
get out
goofy
nerd
Thanks I’ll keep this in mind
...and if you ever have these exact words on the board with these exact letters....😂
The weirdest thing about this video is that "oot" is a valid Scrabble word.
also JACULATING
It's s Scottish for "out".
Ocarina of Time?
Oot = too but backwards
observe ontario terraforming
Me: (Looks up the words 'Board Games')
CZcams: "I think you meant 'Ejaculating' for 1,780 points."
E
@@EEEEEEEEJACULATING
"The most points that can be scored in a game of Scrabble in a single move is unknown"
My brain: so the word that gives you the most points is 'unknown'
me in the nursing home and the grandma starts trash talking me in scrabble
me: "ant"
opponent: "oxyphenbutazone"
fuck it I'm outta here
227 likes and no comment? Let me fix that
230 likes and one idiot only? let me change that
@@sheeeeeesh4779 -_-
294 Comments and two idiots
488 likes and 2 comments? lemme fix that
I’m proud of the competitor who made the word “Ye.” He didn’t know who he was going up against ✊😔
Sometimes you get a bad draw.
Also, “Ye” is a real word (e.g. Ye Olde Shoppe)
he was going to turn that Ye into Yeet, but then decided to do a metaphorical one instead.
Actually if you look around it, they made the word "pier"
And also the word 'ye'@@CorruptNub
"unlikely" is an understatement
"It requires an unlikely scenario".
And the award for Understatement of the Century goes to...
If I had a nickel for every time I've had this come up in a game.
I’d have no nickels, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it didn’t happen at all
@@jtteope1178 it would be weird if it happened tbh
I'd have 4 cents
@@bilingualistic8514 Weard amount for a nickel
@@dagonmoore2117 Bilingualistic has had this only 80% happen in a game.
i wonder how many letters you could physically fit on a scrabble board and still have everything be valid
edit: just to clarify, i am assuming you have an infinite supply of letters, and not just what comes with the game
Thats a great question
Its 60
Straight to the point, neat
There are more than 60 letters on the board in the video we all watched, why would you make up lies like that
@@krizi4970 dont trust anyone on the internet frfr ong
@@teejaye110There are, more or less, 76 letters
Thanks man I was wondering what I should do.
this information is really going to help me in my daily life
The next player's move: flipping the table
jaculating, if you will
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
😊😊
That is more points than I’ve scored in my entire Scrabble career.
*Wow, you’re terrible!*
love the tree potatoes shirt :)
Thanks! Now I’ll win ever game of scrabble!
this is the scrabble equivalent of making someone pick up the whole deck in uno
this is more like doing that as well as emptying the whole card you had yourself
Today I learned that jaculating is a word.
today I learned that oxyphonaebalenekwans is a word
What abt ejaculating 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@foozywolf it means urmom
@@m-a-s-e-y ok
“That’s not a word, Mason!”
“Well, dad, a CZcamsr with 18M subs said so!!”
Yeah ima be playing “oot” in my next scrabble game 💀
If this ever happens to me, my next move would be "Yeet"
having a friendly game of scrabble with my family then my dad pulls shit like this
I sure hope he didn't finish ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᵈ ejaculating.
No pity for the weak
Yeah, I hate it too when my dad is ejaculating on my scrabble board.
"Jaculating becomes ejaculating"
Just some dad stuff 🗿
@@Justyourcasualguy thats how you become a dad
If someone were to have the audacity to play that in front of me, we would no longer be friends.
💯
Sounds like a skill issue.
anyone who seriously pulled out "spelling bee the choking hazard" to play on board game night would no longer be my friend
Wow the stars really aligned for that one huh
Out of all the BS words here, "zonetime" might be the most offensive
The zonetime, I had like, fiteen beersn I made a yourube commend
The game changing penalty was called after the WR spent a little too much 'zonetime', after the TD, to act out an elaborate dancing celebration alongside several other teammates... Back to you Dan.
I can only find it in the dictionary as a two word phrase like "gun control". I was under the impression you can't use multi word phrases.
@@88mphDrBrown looking through the collins scrabble word list, it's defined (as one word) as "standard time used at sea"
onetime is an adjective meaning former
U use that word and im gonna put you in the zonetimeout zone.
The dude who played against that guy:
"So I never questioned his abilities ever agian. I ain't even want to fight no more"
Just quit scrabble at that point
F around and find out
You can say at the end he came out a winner
the throbbing mate of scrabble
Pull this in a family scrabble game and you’re getting put up for adoption
Damn. Highest I ever scored was 255 and that was the best day of my life. RIP Grandma, the OG Scrabble partner.
Over the entire game or in one scoring round?
I don't know if 255 points is worth dying for, though.
How’d you do it?
RIP as in she lost, or that she died…
Did… you kill your grandma with Scrabble??
To be fair, you would never use a word like ejaculating with grandma!
This could be in an scramble anime finale.
Them: Your turn.
Me: *flips board*
Its so poetic that the last row finishes with ejaculating
Truly a man of culture
I want to see a death note style show but it’s just some guy becoming the best scrabbler ever and in the finale he carefully maneuvers his way into this position and his opponent just straight up explodes
Sounds like pretty much every sport-themed anime.
Sounds like a typical Yu-Gi-Oh episode.😂
Explodes starts with an E like e-jaculating then pacifying his/her cause it explodes.
Fragment statement.
I grab a tile and I place it. I grab a tile and I place it.
Sounds like a regular show episode
I can no longer comprehend scrabble
The opponent gotta be pissed
I played FELLATIO on my second date with my now wife of 18 years and thought that was impressive
foreshadowing
@@natethebluesman!!
Do not look that word up.
@@lovestowritte3550why what does it mean
@@CowGirlCat13 Something kids should not know.
That's more points than all of my scrabble games combined.
WoW
Man I love source game sound effects
I’ll be on the lookout for this at my next scrabble game
Michael is the type of guy to use oxyphenbytazone in scrabble
He's the kinda guy to use it casually in normal speech
This is Vsauce not Sambucha
Bu*
The last word really was a finish
Bet no one saw that coming 🙂
Thank you 😂
It came last. Very gentlemanly.