To this day, still one of the funniest Patrice shows, only thing missing was Jimmy, but everyone was getting along, Opie was in the pocket. Its episodes like this one that prove just how much this show ruled.
@Nero agree completely I’m sort of a fan of jimmy He can be funny But he’s the most negative sob ever He’s always the most negative jerk for the hell of it Gets to be too much
@@nero48Okay and? Good. The only thing Opie should bring to the show is information. If he gets too much freedom, gets too confident, thats when he gets bad. Jim at his worst is better than Opie 99% of the time.
Opie still cuts Patrice off from going on a good rant and explaining how to correctly be mean, and I really wanted to hear that. And he says the phone call is more important. So fuck Opie.
He had some good lines. Like the Asian drivers thing. His problem is when he delivers a good line he has to milk it for 5 fucking minutes until its far from being funny anymore.
This conversation about the car is hilarious....I had the throttle on the carburetor in my 78 mustang stick fully open, I was on a curvy country road, so I pressed in the clutch and turned off the key.....however since it was a manual, the steering wheel DID lock and I was right at a curve so I locked up the brakes, but still ended up going off the road into the field 😂 Amazingly no damage was done.
@@phanatic215 The transmission was not locked. As I stated, I did press the clutch. It was not in gear, there exists a locking mechanism in the steering column of (stock) manual transmission equipped cars which will lock the wheel no matter what when the ignition isn’t in the “run” position. The reason I shut the engine off was because of the carburetor being stuck open, which was accelerating it, and with the clutch pressed, it detached the wheels from the engine, however the carb was telling the engine GO by flooding it with fuel and air, so the engine revved up super quick, which would’ve led to it blowing up. The key being turned to the off position made sense because I didn’t want the engine to blow. Believe me, hop into a manual, have the key in the off position, and try to turn the wheel. The transmission is completely unrelated to that locking function
@Nero Wynn Check out my reply to phantic215. Also to clarify, another issue was that the brakes locked up, so I was sliding. Being the wheel was locked, I could not steer with the curve
@@ct-gt2dt My story does make sense, read better. It has nothing to do with being in neutral. I didn’t have a problem with it being stuck in gear, obviously. I didn’t forget that the clutch was there. The issue was that the key being in the off position causes the steering column to lock in place and I was going probably 50 into a curve. Simply being in neutral wouldn’t have solved the issue, it would have blown up my engine since the carb was stuck as if I had the throttle pressed. Take your car out without a rev limiter out of gear and put the throttle to the floor if you need help understanding.
First time Opie was right about anything.. Patrice DID add him in just cause it’s his show. Patrice didn’t like him and it’s blatantly obvious but he had to keep peace to keep coming on the show 😂
Patrice’s stand up was decent, but his ability to riff was unparalleled. Patrice, Ant, and Jimmy were/are truly gifted when it comes to that. The only thing Patrice may have been better at than riffing was his ability to strip people down to their ugly core.
Because he knew Patrice would smash him if he tried playing the tough guy role. Gregg had the same demeanor when C.K. would be in the studio - he was not able to get on his knees fast enough and not waste a drop. Patrice knew Gregg was a fragile hole (every guest knew it), so on the very rare occasion Patrice would take a mild jab at the autistic he would take it like a good boy. The minute a guy like Vos, Kelly or Otto would fire one across his bow he would immediately take offense and Greggshells would follow. He knew his place when Patrice was in studio.
Well, I can’t really blame him there. I’d sure as hell want to be Patrice’s friend. I wouldn’t be over the top about it, because Patrice would’ve sniffed that out in a second. I know one thing. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to have been on Patrice’s bad side.
No it really wasn't. Calling Justin Bieber a girl was the laziest, hack joke especially back then. What was funny was ant thinking Bieber would be forgotten. Over a decade later he's still famous and anth is having to sell his house and is completely in obscurity.
But most black women are like that. I know Patrice wants to believe differently but he doesn't want to realize that he is a unique guy. Even his only steady girlfriend was mixed.
I see a lot of comments saying this is one of those rare shows where Opie is in check…Y’all need to up your ADHD meds, this guy has the attention span of a goldfish.
Doug Stanhope - Need Some Discipline: bit.ly/2MckXJu
Stanhope belongs on the Mount Rushmore of stand ups. Brilliant mind. Disturbed, sure, but honest and brilliant.
To this day, still one of the funniest Patrice shows, only thing missing was Jimmy, but everyone was getting along, Opie was in the pocket. Its episodes like this one that prove just how much this show ruled.
@Nero yeah. Jimmy doesn't get enough of the blame sometimes.
@Nero agree completely
I’m sort of a fan of jimmy
He can be funny
But he’s the most negative sob ever
He’s always the most negative jerk for the hell of it
Gets to be too much
@@nero48You could see it? What, was this from Pal Talk or something?
@@nero48Okay and? Good. The only thing Opie should bring to the show is information. If he gets too much freedom, gets too confident, thats when he gets bad. Jim at his worst is better than Opie 99% of the time.
Sure, but for a high profile hit radio show they were all absent ALOT.
Patrice O’Neal is such a comic gangsta. Love from Shanghai
CCP unwelded the doors? China is asshoe.
Hello O'Neal!!
i love that legendary laugh from ant at 57:40 "so lets, so lets, st..." DA-HA-HA-HA "...start giving"
44:02 Anthony’s response to them crashing is gold
120mph freeway ends in 1/2 mile, that's 15 seconds.
That 911 dispatcher was an idiot
Anthony with the fuckin slide whistle and the tootleee doooo kills me everytime xD
Never thought I'd say it but Opie was tolerable, even borderline funny in this.
Yes Patrice was literally the only guest that could allow opie to relax a bit and not be so defensive. Colin did a little bit but not like Patrice
You’re crazy
Opie still cuts Patrice off from going on a good rant and explaining how to correctly be mean, and I really wanted to hear that. And he says the phone call is more important. So fuck Opie.
He had some good lines. Like the Asian drivers thing. His problem is when he delivers a good line he has to milk it for 5 fucking minutes until its far from being funny anymore.
Opie makes Patrice laugh. They had good chemistry.
This conversation about the car is hilarious....I had the throttle on the carburetor in my 78 mustang stick fully open, I was on a curvy country road, so I pressed in the clutch and turned off the key.....however since it was a manual, the steering wheel DID lock and I was right at a curve so I locked up the brakes, but still ended up going off the road into the field 😂 Amazingly no damage was done.
Mustangs are fun to drive in the boondocks
Just hit the clutch and it'll disconnect the transmission from the engine, then brake as normal. Glad to hear you and your car were okay.
@@phanatic215 The transmission was not locked. As I stated, I did press the clutch. It was not in gear, there exists a locking mechanism in the steering column of (stock) manual transmission equipped cars which will lock the wheel no matter what when the ignition isn’t in the “run” position. The reason I shut the engine off was because of the carburetor being stuck open, which was accelerating it, and with the clutch pressed, it detached the wheels from the engine, however the carb was telling the engine GO by flooding it with fuel and air, so the engine revved up super quick, which would’ve led to it blowing up. The key being turned to the off position made sense because I didn’t want the engine to blow. Believe me, hop into a manual, have the key in the off position, and try to turn the wheel. The transmission is completely unrelated to that locking function
@Nero Wynn Check out my reply to phantic215. Also to clarify, another issue was that the brakes locked up, so I was sliding. Being the wheel was locked, I could not steer with the curve
@@ct-gt2dt My story does make sense, read better. It has nothing to do with being in neutral. I didn’t have a problem with it being stuck in gear, obviously. I didn’t forget that the clutch was there. The issue was that the key being in the off position causes the steering column to lock in place and I was going probably 50 into a curve. Simply being in neutral wouldn’t have solved the issue, it would have blown up my engine since the carb was stuck as if I had the throttle pressed. Take your car out without a rev limiter out of gear and put the throttle to the floor if you need help understanding.
First time Opie was right about anything.. Patrice DID add him in just cause it’s his show. Patrice didn’t like him and it’s blatantly obvious but he had to keep peace to keep coming on the show 😂
57:08 fuck patrices and anthonys riffing here gets me everytime lmao
Patrice’s stand up was decent, but his ability to riff was unparalleled. Patrice, Ant, and Jimmy were/are truly gifted when it comes to that.
The only thing Patrice may have been better at than riffing was his ability to strip people down to their ugly core.
Bobo screaming "GABAYA!!!" over and over again had me crying and my wife looking at me like I'm an idiot
Patrice is a fucking legend
sci-fi fight club would be called punch partners.
1:32:32 GIMMIE A BREAK
Jimmy would be in San Fransisco
2:00:36 Platoon references start LOL!
11:25 "Justin Bieber? I thought it was a girl"
He did look like a little lesbian. Sort of like '84 Mary Lou Retton.
Has anyone else heard the numerous episodes where Opie desperately wants to be friends with Patrice? Its sickening
Because he knew Patrice would smash him if he tried playing the tough guy role. Gregg had the same demeanor when C.K. would be in the studio - he was not able to get on his knees fast enough and not waste a drop. Patrice knew Gregg was a fragile hole (every guest knew it), so on the very rare occasion Patrice would take a mild jab at the autistic he would take it like a good boy. The minute a guy like Vos, Kelly or Otto would fire one across his bow he would immediately take offense and Greggshells would follow. He knew his place when Patrice was in studio.
Opiets small contribution in the Patrice Documentary was so fucking cringeworthy... ugh 🤦🏽♀️
Well, I can’t really blame him there. I’d sure as hell want to be Patrice’s friend. I wouldn’t be over the top about it, because Patrice would’ve sniffed that out in a second.
I know one thing. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to have been on Patrice’s bad side.
More pointless Opie hate. They were actually friends.
Well opie flat out told patrice that they're not friends
Boy were they wrong about Justin Bieber
Battle Friends
1:32:05 patrice impression
Ant mistaking Justin Bieber as a girl was gold
No it really wasn't. Calling Justin Bieber a girl was the laziest, hack joke especially back then. What was funny was ant thinking Bieber would be forgotten. Over a decade later he's still famous and anth is having to sell his house and is completely in obscurity.
@@poopballs7795 okay opie why so hurt
Say "they can't hear us" again...
There will always be asians on the road 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Jeez ope doesn't have anything for the song, that's really surprising
Them talking about twitter and blocking is cringe inducing. What sensitive little girls.
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Thank you
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But most black women are like that. I know Patrice wants to believe differently but he doesn't want to realize that he is a unique guy. Even his only steady girlfriend was mixed.
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51:15 - We're all going to Hell.
Love Patrice. the song bit was awful, I hated it when I first heard it . Opie is pushing it , but they had Patrice to talk smack !
It wasn’t as bad as I remembered but ll cool j part was like bro stop already
Instead of the whack pack. The o and a slugs should've been their claim to fame.
Car crash
@@charlest5604 hahahhahahhahahahahahaahahah
@@charlest5604 hahahhahahhahahhaahahahahhhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhhahahah thanks, i been waiting for that
*Snnnnnrk* YEA IT SHOULDA BEEN CAWLED THA "O AND A GOOFY GANG" OR SUMTHIN'!
Oh Chip!
I see a lot of comments saying this is one of those rare shows where Opie is in check…Y’all need to up your ADHD meds, this guy has the attention span of a goldfish.
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