The unending racist, furry nightmare of this YA book

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  • čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
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    TW 00:00
    Intro 00:36
    World 07:51
    Book 1 15:32
    The Relationship 45:11
    Entirely Optional Racism 48:37
    Racism Racism 54:50
    The Weird Website 59:53
    Book 2 1:10:47
    More World Dunking 1:39:53
    Writing 1:49:54
    Eden: Revealed Adapted Free 1:52:30
    End 1:53:58
    Post Credits 1:54:03
    End End 1:56:05
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  • @katalinilles1177
    @katalinilles1177 Před rokem +1790

    Medical anthropologist in training here! I recently took a class on environmental stress and we covered a section on melanin. The latest studies have determined that skin melanin differs based on folate metabolism and vitamin D. Skin cancer, even if it does affect people, usually doesn't cause death until after the age of childbearing. If you can live past the age of having healthy children, genes will be passed down. If you can't have babies that are able to have their own babies one day, then your genes will die out. So even if melanin affects skin cancer rates, it would not cause the evolution of different skin tones. Skin tones have evolved so people can better metabolize vitamin D or to protect from UV degradation of folate, which is necessary for having healthy babies! If you live somewhere with lots of UV rays, you are less likely to have a viable pregnancy if you have lighter skin and do not take folate supplements when pregnant. If you live somewhere with less UV rays, you should take vitamin D supplements if your skin tone is darker. Vitamin D is important for lots of stuff, including having healthy babies. But skin tone is not an absolute factor for these types of metabolism. If you have light skin you should absolutely take folate supplements when pregnant, even if you live somewhere with low UV exposure. And everyone near the poles should take vitamin D supplements year round.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +253

      Oh man thank you that's really cool. I as said did some light reading but was annoyed how many sources would link to articles that didn't prove skin colour was a factor or just weren't a very comprehensive study. Then the few I could find in journals were.... Journal studies I didn't understand well without an academic science background.but def I found it very annoying how the author in book and on her blog is very certain skin tone is a huge factor in skin cancer and health, and how googling it doesn't prove that is wrong

    • @kimscozyreads
      @kimscozyreads Před rokem +65

      Huh. Even really pale people growing up in subtropical climates? Cause I am in 20s and already have spots that worry me :[
      Thats fascinating though. I took one med anth class in college and loved it but it didnt cover that!
      UPDATE: just found out im vitamin D insufficient despite eating a ton of canned fish. I feel like this drives your point home a bit. Ive just moved 12 hours north but I still spent part of this winter in Mississippi where the sun shouldve been above a UV undex of 2 at least a little of the time. Never had bloodwork done before so I have no idea if I was insufficient in the summers there too or not

    • @katalinilles1177
      @katalinilles1177 Před rokem +8

      @@kimscozyreads It was a really interesting course!

    • @novakitty1619
      @novakitty1619 Před rokem +31

      that would make sense because some of folate's main functions are dna synthesis and cell growth/repair

    • @elliejelly8815
      @elliejelly8815 Před rokem +4

      El Tigre is senior Cheng

  • @mediaguyking7045
    @mediaguyking7045 Před rokem +3824

    El Tigre is just Spanish for the tiger, so apparently the Amazonian tribe worships a jaguar god but they refer to him as the tiger it made me laughing at loud

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +663

      I don't know why I never mentioned this in video, because I do know this and it is very weird

    • @mediaguyking7045
      @mediaguyking7045 Před rokem +477

      @@Crowcaller you where probably distracted by the sensual piggy rides

    • @Hanatatami
      @Hanatatami Před rokem +287

      What has me baffled is, how easy it is to translate both. Tigre is just Tiger in English, a bit scrambled. Jaguar you write it literally Jaguar 😂😭

    • @cidevant002
      @cidevant002 Před rokem +193

      @@Hanatatami Sometimes the gringosidad of some gringos goes beyond the comprehension of mere mortals.

    • @cidevant002
      @cidevant002 Před rokem +187

      Also it's depressing because Spanish is the language of the colonizers and colonized. This indigenous tribe doesn't even have the dignity of keeping their own language.

  • @teifan6674
    @teifan6674 Před rokem +2444

    "Becoming a furry has made him deeply religious"
    Ah yes, another one for my thesis, the Furry-to-Catholicism pipeline

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 Před rokem +86

      As a furry, totally how it works! All furries are either religious or on their way to it! Truly! Undoubtedly!

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Před rokem +96

      @Ender katze
      Together we shall all yiff in heaven.

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 Před rokem +28

      @@CruelestChris truly

    • @Manticorn
      @Manticorn Před rokem +37

      tradfurs

    • @nottvarg
      @nottvarg Před rokem +20

      o0h thats why genesis wolf exists

  • @caec.lan_is_tired
    @caec.lan_is_tired Před rokem +292

    The fact that the homoerotic sauna scene ended with Eden telling Yolo to call her Xochipilli becomes even more hysterical when you realize that Xochipilli was the god of the patron god of homosexuality, specifically among men 😂

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +56

      Yeah!! It's so. Weird

    • @hectornerioiv4069
      @hectornerioiv4069 Před 8 měsíci +54

      I think the author meant his sister Xochiquetzal who was the goddess of love, war and lesbians as well

  • @r.u.entertained1849
    @r.u.entertained1849 Před rokem +1091

    Not even halfway through the video but as a German person of colour, I will just gently mention that "coal-black" "coal-boy/girl" and so on an so forth are in fact real racial slurs in a lot of Germanic languages, they have exactly the icky colonial history you might expect and I was definitely called them growing up. Not to make assumptions about the authors cultural background based on the name but it does sound very Dutch to me and I do get the sense that she may have been aware of this.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +266

      That does make sense, I'd not heard of that but it does ring to mind Zwarte Pete and sinterklass.... I figured it was probably something someone has called a black person as an insult before because ITS COAL it's so clearly not a compliment

    • @kimscozyreads
      @kimscozyreads Před rokem +58

      That's such an odd thing to pick that I figure you are correct. Yikes

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma Před rokem +50

      I'm dutch and I wasn't aware, so I wouldn't say she was just because she was dutch, but it's also 100% on her to research this stuff before putting it in a book.

    • @mychannel-rt2gn
      @mychannel-rt2gn Před rokem +28

      @@Nixahma the joys of being a white a European, you get to not notice the EXTREME racism POC face in Europe 😭😂

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma Před rokem +1

      @@mychannel-rt2gn ...okay?

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 Před rokem +998

    The "definitely not sex" piggy back rides are endlessly hilarious to me because I have no choice but to assume that what is happening is that she is furiously humping the back of his head while he straight back and armlessly sprints through the forest like some sort of Happy Wheels, QWOP character.

    • @missxfaith
      @missxfaith Před rokem +36

      Bwhahahahaha I love this interpretation XD

    • @pipebombpete.6861
      @pipebombpete.6861 Před rokem +34

      He's becoming a jedi

    • @funsies8107
      @funsies8107 Před rokem +54

      I just imagine him running like the CW Flash while Eden's just on his shoulders constantly humping his nape, all the while her face is being stretched by the speed at which they're going, all the while in the jungle
      The image is just too funny mentally

    • @tinyetoile5503
      @tinyetoile5503 Před rokem +1

      I like to imagine she's constantly getting whacked in the face with tree branches and vines while struggling to keep her balance on his shoulders because riding around on someone's shoulders is one of the worst possible choices when it comes to speed and efficiency. Like, why not just have it be a normal piggy back ride..?

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@funsies8107 and he's also got the level of CGI that CW Flash's later seasons had.

  • @TheRPGNerd
    @TheRPGNerd Před rokem +437

    JAGUARS CANT PURR. THEY PHYSICALLY CANT. GOD.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +195

      Must be the uhhhhhhhhhh..... Harpy eagle or anaconda DNA making him purr then

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler Před rokem +62

      They instead chuff, which takes one second of research to find out. Unbelievable.

    • @MidoriyamaRArekusu
      @MidoriyamaRArekusu Před rokem +44

      I suspect she went to the JKR school for animal physiology. (Also shown with her ridiculous depiction of an anaconda and the use of the term “el Tigre”)

    • @ujjssjsjsjjsjs8061
      @ujjssjsjsjjsjs8061 Před rokem +7

      That's actually pretty cool! Why can't they purr? There basically big cats so I don't see why not, but mabey they just dont have the throat for it?

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty Před rokem +28

      @@ujjssjsjsjjsjs8061 it's a vocal fold specialization that's mutually exclusive to the one for roars, basically. (All cats that can roar don't purr and all the ones that purr don't roar.)
      The cheetah is the only big cat that purrs and can't roar, btw, but they also chirp so they're extra weird.

  • @gwammeh
    @gwammeh Před rokem +961

    “How cruel a nickname Yolo now seemed: you only live once.”
    I’m dying. I’m dead. This killed me. I cannot believe this.

  • @Kappinna
    @Kappinna Před rokem +1292

    As a Brazilian, the moment you mentioned Aztecs in the AMAZON my soul left my body

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic Před rokem +28

      😭

    • @avril6922
      @avril6922 Před rokem +82

      As a mexican me too

    • @Sinclairelim
      @Sinclairelim Před rokem +193

      Not just aztecs, man. Tiger worshipping aztecs.

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 Před rokem +46

      As a history buff, I feel you mate.

    • @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434
      @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Před rokem +59

      @@Sinclairelimfor the Aztec role she likely should use some forest fairy/elf rather than real life ethnic that can bring unfortunate implication risk

  • @Carolina57685
    @Carolina57685 Před rokem +711

    "Dude, you're a ripped cat-man, she left you and your son, she's in two terrorist groups, you're in the amazon rainforest...you do not have to honor her custody rights!" PLEASE WHAT A SENTENCE

  • @lynnkusmin5424
    @lynnkusmin5424 Před rokem +849

    I've read lesbian romances less homoerotic than the steam bath scenes.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +257

      In some ways the sex scene itself was less erotic

    • @CrowCoded
      @CrowCoded Před rokem +92

      Not going to lie, that's fruitier than any lesbian works I'VE read, and I've read a lot (I live vicariously through literature lmao).
      Funny how they get rid of Yolo right after all that, as if trying to get rid of the "competition" 💀💀💀💀

  • @tishabloom1166
    @tishabloom1166 Před rokem +153

    The way YOLO had a name but the white girl gave her a nickname to avoid having to learn the full one and also as a reminder of her newfound mindset like ?? This is a whole ass person not a inspirational bathroom quote

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +58

      Yeah it hugely bothered me. She gave her a.... Private nickname? Internally she renamed this girl an old meme

    • @thedarklrd6714
      @thedarklrd6714 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Inspirational bathroom quote 💀

    • @vivixion
      @vivixion Před 3 měsíci

      She pulled a morbius????????

  • @abbey5899
    @abbey5899 Před rokem +616

    I feel bad for Yolo, she totally thought they were dating, and she got betrayed by racist heterosexuality.

  • @karinmaria6455
    @karinmaria6455 Před rokem +1953

    Jesus Christ I literally gasped out loud during the book trailer when that actress showed up in just full blackface

    • @brittanykyle295
      @brittanykyle295 Před rokem +330

      Jump scare blackface

    • @nearell4978
      @nearell4978 Před rokem +233

      no because that was a literal jumpscare

    • @Pipkiablo
      @Pipkiablo Před rokem +323

      "If you read the book, you would know it's not blackface!" she says as her book trailer has a stand-in for the lead character in full fucking blackface...

    • @ayoooowerllyouthere5556
      @ayoooowerllyouthere5556 Před rokem +50

      MYY JJAAAWWWW DRRRRROPPPPPPEEDDDDDD

    • @stupidass69420
      @stupidass69420 Před rokem +39

      I FELL OF MY BED IT WAS SO BADD💀😭

  • @lynnwinters5387
    @lynnwinters5387 Před rokem +2112

    So intense racism and spicy scenes between a 14 and 17 year old? Wow, I sure am glad this book exists

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +554

      Yolo and Eden don't even have sex!!! it's just platonic and just WRITTEn in the weirdest possible way like

    • @wendyheatherwood
      @wendyheatherwood Před rokem +339

      @@Crowcaller I'm not sure if this book queerbaited so hard it accidentally crossed the line into canon or if the author managed to roommate her own characters, but either way I'm kind of impressed.

    • @skylarjohnson7779
      @skylarjohnson7779 Před rokem +25

      @@Crowcaller how did this book make paedophilia even weird?

    • @Nassifeh
      @Nassifeh Před rokem +49

      ​@@Crowcaller I'm genuinely puzzled why you think they *didn't* have sex? Harold, just oh god, Harold, they're lesbians, or at least Eden's dabbling in it. 😆
      I think the confusion might have come in how the het stuff later is written out but that fades to black? Which is likely to just be because of the age thing and the presumed hetero market for the book. But I don't think it's even trying to be coy about it happening. "Cut to the couple in bed after" is an old standby.

    • @Nassifeh
      @Nassifeh Před rokem +30

      ​@@skylarjohnson7779 This... what? I was the younger half of this relationship age gap in high school and it was fine. I mean, it didn't work out, but thankfully in the normal teenage breakup way, not the murder way.

  • @pasta.alveoli
    @pasta.alveoli Před rokem +1073

    "if the sun does go beast mode on us we are all doomed" thank you for putting it into simpler terms for us crow 😞🙏🙏🙏

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +193

      I'm sad I think I forgot to also ever say the words "the sun is rawdogging us that's why we're all dying"

    • @ferretappreciator
      @ferretappreciator Před rokem +22

      @@Crowcaller but what if we use sunblock 🤨🤨

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 Před rokem +16

      That’s technically an SCP.

    • @morley364
      @morley364 Před rokem +11

      Very disappointed this book's 'beast sun' premise results in this weird "reverse racism" narrative and not humans evolving giant ears like elephants and fennec foxes. Wasted opportunity.

  • @nunyabiznes7446
    @nunyabiznes7446 Před rokem +894

    hearing the line "that's because you're my she-cat" made me physically stop what I was doing, scrunch up my face like I just ate something really sour and shake my head side to side for a full five seconds as the cringe flowed through me

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +164

      She-cat is such a.... Why does the term even exist, I hate it. It's in the book A LOT and I really do not appreciate that

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 Před rokem +115

      @@Crowcaller "she-cat" reminds me of warrior cats, which is not particularly good series, but it's waaaaaaaay better than Save the Pearls

    • @spots6450
      @spots6450 Před rokem +63

      Unfortunately with cats it’s not like there is an equivalent term to tom/tom-cat unless you want you use queen - and queen is specifically a term used for female cats who have had/who currently have kittens so I can see why the author chose not to use the term. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t sound weird, and that is doesn’t jive with the text. Plus it just makes me think of Warrior Cats tbh.

    • @BooksandBuns
      @BooksandBuns Před rokem +64

      Thank fuck they're not half coyote or wolf tho. Can you imagine him calling her his bitch 😩

    • @pharoahcaraboo9610
      @pharoahcaraboo9610 Před rokem +77

      @@spots6450 the equivalent is 'molly'! technically its for spayed females but it sounds better than she-cat. it's what we've been using in the warrior cats fandom, lmaoooo.

  • @DMurphysLore
    @DMurphysLore Před rokem +543

    Every time Save the Pearls comes up, I'm prepared for the racism, but I'm never prepared for the Furry. Also, that scene where the protag blurts out a racial slur -- I feel like the entire book just spiralled out from that scene. Like the author said a racial slur in real life and then spent two entire novels going "But what if that ... was good ... ?"

    • @0meAcat1
      @0meAcat1 Před rokem +25

      Hahaha 10000 percent what happened

  • @chaotic.content
    @chaotic.content Před rokem +497

    even without the gayness, the fact that Eden didn't even try to save her "close friend" from being sacrificed for her is fucked up tbh

  • @probablycthulhu
    @probablycthulhu Před rokem +656

    As a ‘snerson’ I can confirm that Anacondas do not do that. While they are great swimmers they do not try to drown their prey.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +128

      I'm also floored by the notion... They're big snakes but it falls into the water and pins her down underwater when it dies, and she has to be rescued. How heavy was this snake!

    • @ronanmaebee
      @ronanmaebee Před rokem +98

      as a fellow snerson it was so ridiculous to hear that part. they are constrictors,, they squeeze things not drown things

    • @blueriverbane69
      @blueriverbane69 Před rokem +69

      @@Crowcaller anacondas can get to be around 550 lbs as they are giant muscle noodles. nothing else made sense tho lol

    • @imquitefondofgeckos446
      @imquitefondofgeckos446 Před rokem +11

      maybe they should try it out sometime tho I bet it would work

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 Před rokem +11

      So, she's horrifically incompetent and out of touch on at least 3 different levels.

  • @MoriMementa
    @MoriMementa Před rokem +1145

    I remember other people talking about this book! It's so tone deaf it could be used as a soundproof room.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +127

      It's actually just way worse than you think and you'd thought. At least in my experience, where I thought it was horrible and somehow was deeply unsettled by how bad it actually was.

    • @willyeeton4390
      @willyeeton4390 Před rokem +21

      It's like if they marketed the fucking Turner Diaries to preteens. It's shockingly awful

    • @SF-hn5um
      @SF-hn5um Před rokem +25

      I'd argue the book is so tone deaf, you can only listen to audio of it IN a soundproof room! So the neighbors don't raise an eyebrow.

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Před rokem +3

      Bye

  • @Rainierdawn
    @Rainierdawn Před rokem +359

    Only 17 minutes in but onyx was right there... if you truly want to create a new slur for your book for black people (which feels so icky), onyx would be a step up from coal and also a semi precious gem. Just really shows the intent of the author.

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies Před rokem +77

      Correct! We could've just gone entirely stone themed names

    • @BwooHuraca
      @BwooHuraca Před rokem

      The white people could be asbestos or talc or something. Granted asbestos is a mineral but it's close enough, it's white, it's carcinogenic, and sometimes makes its way into talc.

    • @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434
      @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Před rokem +45

      @@L0rdOfThePies obsidian. Black too and nothing offensive

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před rokem +39

      Onyx, jet, obsidian, ebony. That took me the same 0.024 seconds to come up with as a Google search for “black gemstone” would have taken Victoria

    • @celldh0825
      @celldh0825 Před 8 měsíci +21

      Obsidian is also the hardest and strongest of the named Gems, which fits with the “Blacks are the best” theme better then coal

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 Před rokem +102

    One thing that bugs me about Eden’s commentary is that… it doesn’t sound like the commentary of an oppressed person, but of a vengeful and hateful attitude from someone who doesn’t actually suffer from oppression.
    I know black people are not a monolith, and perhaps this is just me as a black person with a history of slavery in my family, but black people (most of us at least) don’t go around hating white people or fuming about how we wish we weren’t oppressed. Of course, a lot of us aren’t happy about it and plenty try to change it, but there is not this near constant hatred of the system at large that consumes our every thoughts. Most black people I know are aware of racism as a concept but also treat it as something expected and built into a lot of systems. Many of us navigate the world not ALWAYS affected by the worst of racism, but always understanding that it could prove as an obstacle at the worst of times. For many of us, racism is a disappointing but not surprising reality.
    However, despite being part of an oppressed demographic in this world, Eden’s behavior reads more like a white girl writing what she THINKS it’s like to suffer from racism, but she doesn’t actually know what it entails. There’s no acknowledgement of systemic struggle or generational oppression, but arbitrary things that make life slightly inconvenient, such as a “mean black girl” yelling at her in an overreacting way (when black women are already socially stereotypes as verbally aggressive in real life anyway). She even responds by shouting a slur, which is not exactly something that an oppressed person in real danger of serious repercussions would usually do. For example, if my white boss were to reprimand me harshly for a mistake, I couldn’t just stand up and call him a “white devil” without some crazy looks and possible punishment.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw Před rokem +84

    government mandated blackface was not a phrase I was psychologically braced for

  • @sammyi2505
    @sammyi2505 Před rokem +384

    I'm not going to lie, "Intensely Mundane Actions Being Described as Hornily as Possible" is a genre so surreal and hilarious to me that I almost want to use my linguistic power for evil just to see how far the limits can go.
    Surely, anyone can see the inherent eroticism of their SO tying their shoes for them. The dexterity of their fingers! The intricacy of the knot! The certainty that their bond, like that newly laced-up sneaker, will remain secure no matter what difficult terrain they may face in the future! Anything is possible with just the right choice of words!!

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +75

      It is very funny and odd to me. The way she writes these shoulder rides...... I've just never seen anything close! The trick is that is kinda the hallmark of a kink, right? Like people have very specific kinks all the time where people without them just ateleft confused. Like. A coughing kink

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku Před rokem +28

      I unironically love this genre of prose. Much of life is searching for joy and pleasure. When someone can find this somewhere unexpected / unexamined - and then when they can effectively communicate their pleasure - it lets us feel it by proxy. Perhaps it awakens us a bit to the pleasures in life, and in doing so the author increases the joy in the world just a bit.

    • @Sapphykins
      @Sapphykins Před rokem +20

      @sammyi2505 I'm sorry to tell you erotic shoe tying is already very much a thing, it's a whole kink (albeit usually with leather boots rather than sneakers, lol)

    • @thunder-san1377
      @thunder-san1377 Před rokem +12

      I mean sneaker kink stuff is extremely common on grindr so uhhh yeah it's a thing

    • @Sapphykins
      @Sapphykins Před rokem +8

      @@thunder-san1377 I have no idea why that feels weirder to me than the boot thing...

  • @martaaleksejczuk1660
    @martaaleksejczuk1660 Před rokem +555

    Black face transition at 1:05:43 was a genuine jump scare.

    • @lilyyy_bean
      @lilyyy_bean Před rokem +23

      Omigod yeah wtffff

    • @bridgetmadden5716
      @bridgetmadden5716 Před rokem +36

      I know, when I saw it I had to pause the video and stare at the ceiling. I just...didn't know what else to do.

    • @Kalleron
      @Kalleron Před rokem +24

      At least they didn't give her big pink lips...? 😰

    • @BasicGeometry
      @BasicGeometry Před rokem +46

      im reading comments before finishing the video and im genuinely terrified about what this means

    • @BasicGeometry
      @BasicGeometry Před rokem +32

      OH MY GOD

  • @JamesTullos
    @JamesTullos Před rokem +898

    This review would not exist without my efforts. Should I be proud or ashamed?
    I never found that website where the author talks to herself in character, wtf.

    • @Astrotorical
      @Astrotorical Před rokem +172

      Editor here, the bit with the book trailer we'd never even thought to look for without your video. That poor actress.
      The home page for the website lists all the award she got and it's V Concerning!
      Also CROW LOOKS ITS JAMES LOOK AHHHH

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +248

      I spent a long time looking for save the pearls as a digital file and it took a tumblr follower to point me to your video and the only copy I could reasonably acquire, so really, your actions have directly created... at the very least this thumbnail I'm going to put on you. seriously though thanks, I didn't know you'd done a review of it only a couple months ago!
      yeah, the website is MUCH deeper than just what I mentioned, again there's like 6 seperate blogs on there, mostly not really on topic. and I still don't know quite what's going on there

    • @chansesturm7103
      @chansesturm7103 Před rokem +24

      @@Astrotorical There's a strange irony in your last sentence because for a moment I completely forgot each of these CZcamsrs' names (even though they're right in front of me on the screen) and thought you were making a Jim Crow reference.

    • @SF-hn5um
      @SF-hn5um Před rokem +16

      Oh lol @James Tullos, I watched your video on this first

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion Před rokem +8

      @@Astrotorical the deep lore is so juicy this time. Lightlark was an appetizer. Delightful

  • @VoteOmnivore
    @VoteOmnivore Před rokem +217

    The reason the setting doesn't make any sense is because it's not really what's important to the author. It's just a vehical for the authors true passion; Fury race play fetish erotica.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +50

      Oh yeah, as I at one point point out you can cut all ideas of race and the book is unchanged

  • @blane2472
    @blane2472 Před rokem +225

    Love how the sexiest sex scene in this series is neither a sex scene nor involved the main love interest lol

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo Před rokem +535

    Until you said something, I genuinely thought this was written by an ultra-conservative lady because I've definitely heard racists try to convince me that we're going through white genocide and being replaced by minorities before and the start of this book definitely sounded like every single scenario they presented to me as what will happen if I don't start being a horrible human like them and repressing minorities. It is incredibly tone deaf to think this is a valid way of convincing people not to be racist when it just validates their talking points.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +109

      Yeah, great replacement or replacement theory. I call the book fanfic of that for a reason, even though the author seems sincere about THINKING she was um. Being anti racist

    • @BlueRidgeBubble
      @BlueRidgeBubble Před rokem

      You can look on the internet and CZcams and see leftists spouting this very nonsense.
      Don't be in denial. Lol
      The repulicants take advantage of this behavior every single day.
      You have confirmation bias on this subject, you're just not going to see it unless you examine your bias.

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 Před rokem +34

      Yeah I highly doubt the author genuinely thinks she is being anti racist. Probably just trying to cover her ass about her actual racist beliefs

    • @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434
      @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Před rokem +18

      Everything is wrong in this book: race, mythology, geography, biology. And even the society too is wrong

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Před rokem +17

      @@Crowcaller tbf a lot of stuff that *says* it’s antiracist has some of that energy, but it’s usually in the form of othering and fetishization- Save The Pearls is unique in that it does that without horseshoeing it?
      Usually this kind of thing hides itself in the language of academia, saying stuff like overcoming racial inequality is impossible without outside aid, or that all imperialism and abuse can be traced back to white people, and things like that. In some of the groups I used to travel in, people said that a lot of the “antiracist” works were operating with much of the same (faulty) premises that the alt-right did, and just had different values- erasing the great empires of Africa, Asia, and the Americas, framing imperialism as something purely from Europe, and stuff like that. The right views imperialism as good, and the left views it as bad, but with that and so many other things, it erases the actions of poc.
      There’s the idea of amerindians having some form of ~spiritual~ and ~moral~ superiority and being innately ~connected to nature~, as well as being less “technologically advanced”, when their technology *was* the “nature” around them; most of the “wilds” of the New World were intentionally designed that way, with the New and Old Worlds taking different technological paths- amerindians did a lot of selective breeding and other biotechnology, rather than how afro-eurasians worked with inorganic materials and developed craftsmanship that way. The reason that Europe got the better end of the Colombian Exchange was because of the many *many* plants that had been domesticated.
      So it’s interesting the author of this book internalized *different* racist ideas and premises and still tries to make (terrible) works of literature opposing bigotry.

  • @durarada
    @durarada Před rokem +115

    i remember picking up this book, as a black man in his 20s, reading the synopsis, and flipping to a random clump of three pages to get a feel for how it actually went about all this.
    legitimately the first time i ever, EVER, asked a bookstore owner why they were stocking a book.

    • @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434
      @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Před rokem

      Its a trap. Dangerous offensive book about furry cat fetish

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 Před rokem +8

      How did they respond?

    • @Duhgel
      @Duhgel Před měsícem

      ​@@milli59681 year later, I am still curious too

  • @TheNumnutRandomness
    @TheNumnutRandomness Před rokem +1020

    Oh my god, I was JUST searching to see if any of the Booktubers I followed talked about this one yet. But as SOON as I saw greyscale Macavity in the thumbnail I KNEW.
    And even if you're not fully equipped to talk about racism as experienced by POC, you are DEFINITELY equipped to talk about the audacity of white women who learned about Jim Crow-era segregation for the first time and was like, "What if, for me? 👉👈🥺"

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +201

      Yeah, I was like. I have so much to say. there's so much to say. I can't not say this.

    • @paper_bag_pancake
      @paper_bag_pancake Před rokem +82

      greyscale Macavity 💀

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift Před rokem +100

      “What if, for me” THATS EXACTLY IT OH MY GOODNESS 😭

    • @archiedeerhill6531
      @archiedeerhill6531 Před rokem +35

      Dear god, I read this comment and it STILL did not prepare me for how awful it would be. It's so indescribably racist, I can't even comprehend how anyone could come up with such an insane book idea. I'm fucking floored.

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 Před rokem +1

      Honestly I feel like the only ppl who should talk abt this book series are white people because no POC deserve to endure this nightmare

  • @a.w.1499
    @a.w.1499 Před rokem +293

    I think the author also forgot that sunscreen exists.
    And that being far enough under the ground will keep people preeetty safe from UV rays.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +89

      The sun is however rawdogging us so much even. Um. The earth's crust can't stop it (DW the Amazon is fine)
      (Note: I can't rewatch myself so I don't recall. I really hope I said "the sun is rawdogging us" at some point in the vid. I think that's a very funny phrase)

    • @kevin4061
      @kevin4061 Před rokem +3

      I checked the comments to make sure yt didn't glitch.

    • @ironicallynice
      @ironicallynice Před rokem +25

      How does it feel to know that you have given more thought to the world building of that book that literally its own author?

    • @a.w.1499
      @a.w.1499 Před rokem +16

      @@ironicallynice Gives me hope in being able to publish my own novel. xD

  • @ghostsoffishandcrows7341
    @ghostsoffishandcrows7341 Před rokem +285

    I don't understand how you glossed over "snake person, or snerson" like that, that shit was so funny

    • @ghostsoffishandcrows7341
      @ghostsoffishandcrows7341 Před rokem +65

      I'M SORRY SNACCURATE, YOU'VE KILLED ME THANK YOU

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +100

      Luckily the sneople, or snake people, are here appreciating it

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz Před 9 měsíci +4

      Make me to snurch (~snail~ snake church)

    • @soupstoreclothing
      @soupstoreclothing Před 7 měsíci +3

      the power of tumblr humor is no one off tumblr has tumblr humor. this means we can relentlessly and brazenly use tumblr jokes to mass market appeal and appear individually humorous, though our humor was always a smoke and mirrors display of autistic homosexual joke-theft. naturally, this means that anyone who notices the jeft, or joke theft, was also at the devil's party. to notice is to also be guilty of being a tuser, or tumblr user.

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon Před 29 dny

      @@Crowcaller Steven Universe was right; the sneople ARE real!!! OAO

  • @yupekosi413
    @yupekosi413 Před rokem +545

    15 minutes in and i’m already terrified that between the caste system, the sun being a deadly laser, and the ‘forced mating’, this is just a More Racist and Much Worse human version of homestuck
    EDIT: ITS SO MUCH WORSE BY GOD

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +200

      you're right about the homestuck parallel there but you shouldn't say it

    • @vriskaserketblog
      @vriskaserketblog Před rokem +46

      Op having a homestuck pfp is so relatable as a homestuck fan

    • @krysaltepsyr8134
      @krysaltepsyr8134 Před rokem +23

      I thought it for a second and shrugged it off but you're right. Why.

    • @notlurking2128
      @notlurking2128 Před rokem +30

      I'm gonna say it
      Something something bucket

    • @icaruslukas7041
      @icaruslukas7041 Před rokem +30

      YEAH ITS. LIKE THE SUN THING AND THEN THE FORCED MATING MADE ME STARTED THINKIN ABOUT IT… AND THEN THE _CASTE SYSTEM_ IM

  • @Dez861
    @Dez861 Před rokem +77

    One of the few non-white love interests we get in a YA novel and he's a giant, animalistic beast man ... can we say yikes?! Also, I'm not sure about the author's "piggyback" fetish but, a much more sinister fetish definitely seems centerstage here.

  • @Evan_L_Rodriguez
    @Evan_L_Rodriguez Před rokem +319

    I could not comprehend this as being written in earnest when you got to the “Yolo” stuff. This book had to be some weird rage-bait joke.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +101

      It just... no one rage-baiting could write something SO boring despite all the insanity. but I really did lose my mind on the Yolotli stuff. like. HOW do you do that

  • @SaberNezumi
    @SaberNezumi Před rokem +193

    Just when you think these books couldn't sink any lower, we must now add Bury Your (probable) Gays to their tropes.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +91

      Accidental gay AND accidental bury your accidental gay. Groundbreaking achievement

    • @user-xx3nc1ws1p
      @user-xx3nc1ws1p Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@Crowcaller AND THEY WERE TOMBMATES

  • @DellVanity
    @DellVanity Před rokem +112

    I'm going to start using "that's not very she-cat of you" with my friends, it's such a good quote

  • @sahwangshi
    @sahwangshi Před rokem +103

    the fact that they translated tigre as jaguar, even worse when you remember that tigers aren't at all native to the americas

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +32

      Idk why I forgot to mention this. and I don't have an explanation. Someone else commented the Spanish for jaguar is.... Jaguar? So why TIGRE

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku Před rokem +22

      Why is it even in Spanish if it’s supposedly an ancient Aztec prophecy?
      Historically, Aztecs and Spaniards were pretty much the exact opposite of interchangeable

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 Před rokem +19

      I mean in all fairness in many older european texts 'tiger' gets used for all big cats, the spotted ones in particular - tigrado is still a term for spotted paso horses in latin america. BUT. IT STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE FOR THESE POSTAPOCALYPTIC INDIGENOUS PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT A JAGUAR IS TO NOT CALL IT JAGUAR.

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs Před rokem +1

      In Spanish, the j in jaguar is pronounced "H" as in jalapeño peppers, and the g is pronounced "W" so maybe the author wanted to spare you from trying to pronounce that.

    • @sahwangshi
      @sahwangshi Před rokem +3

      @@Mecharnie_Dobbs how in the hell is g pronounced w? (as a native spanish speaker)

  • @0hpossum
    @0hpossum Před rokem +170

    As someone who is severely sex repulsed, I thought the worst was the strangely sensual piggy back rides. And then you said “fantastic furry jungle sex”
    Also every time you say “the sun’s deadly lasers” or anything along those lines I can’t help but think of bill wurtz

    • @bzzzzzzzzzz2075
      @bzzzzzzzzzz2075 Před rokem +25

      'The sun is a deadly laser,
      Not anymore there's a blanket!' Used to play in my head all the time, and this vid has brought it back lol

    • @ace_of_cakes
      @ace_of_cakes Před rokem +6

      Hello fellow ace! Also thanks, now that soundbite will be playing in my head for the next week

  • @PartyTimePPLZ
    @PartyTimePPLZ Před rokem +179

    You just unlocked a memory! I remember reading this book in middle school and being bothered by the depictions of race in the book. As a young black girl I thought it was weird that black people were shown in such a weird and violent way, and then the disrespectful way that indigenous people were written. For years I've always randomly thought about this book from time to time about how weird it was, but I could never remember the name of it. Imagine my surprise when I realize this was that book! Thank you for discussing it and helping me remember this fever dream of a book!

    • @drowsy7921
      @drowsy7921 Před rokem +24

      I am so sorry that you had to endure this abomination at such a young age.

  • @DeaDiabola
    @DeaDiabola Před rokem +42

    Hey, chronic pain patient here - while not a universally sound idea, PLEASE, for the love of god: we need to stop the stigma for those of us who need opiod medication daily.
    I, myself, have been on it for over 15 years on a daily basis, with some "reboot" periods in between so I can avoid hyperalgesia and tolerance.
    It's not right that people with degenerative, life-ruining diseases have to plead on our hands and knees and BEG our doctors like dogs, go in and out of the er, potentially give up all the joy and functionally in our lives, and worse - we are treated like junkies, like animals, even when we have piles and piles and piles of records and test results. God fucking forbid you need a new doctor for whatever reason. There are doctors where I live who are trying to "phase out" painkillers entirely, which people like myself can tell you is absolute batshittery.
    I agree that people who are healing from surgeries and the like should have limited, heavily monitored opioid use. But this is not a danger for *everyone*. To give you an idea how bad things are for us: both my grandma and my dad died from cancer recently. My grandma's shoulder was completely shattered (long story) and my dad's brain was being eaten by cancer. They were both refused pain medication up until they were barely conscious in hospice care. My grandma was denied pain medication IN THE HOSPITAL with a shoulder that could not be repaired due to her advanced age.
    I will fight with my last dying breath for the short time I have on this earth to promote opioid medications for people who DO need them long-term, for the rest of our lives. We do exist. We do need them. I can't ever go back to lying in bed all day, every day, every night. No one should be forced to make that sacrifice because other people are misusing illegal drugs. Please have empathy for us
    Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. I hope people see this one, because it's incredibly important to me. Much love to my other cripster zebras out there

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +13

      I hope you heard me mention also that I am on opiniod painkillers and use them like. Weekly at least for my health problems. That's one reason I was so annoyed by the incorrect info here and talked about it so much. Them drugs do really have a nasty withdrawel and risks but also man I got morphine on tap for a reason

    • @DeaDiabola
      @DeaDiabola Před rokem +8

      @@Crowcaller Oh no, I absolutely agree - pain contracts need to be enforced better for people who are SUPPOSED to be on it temporarily, and this book was more what I had an issue with- the last thing I wanna see are more stories about someone abusing their opioid medication for a sadgirl "aesthetic". It's so strange and gross, and it wasn't even done correctly. That being said, I hate the corporation who made oxycontin with all my heart. They're evil, dead ass. It's their fault more than anyone else's that we're in this mess, frankly.
      I'm so sorry you've ever felt withdrawal, because it's absolute dog ass. I spent a very long time until I found a doctor who was comfortable giving me suboxone, so I could regulate my tolerance and avoid hellish suffering should some issue with the pharmacy or supply chain come up. I totally feel you on the morphine on tap! I would chop the earth in half with my laser-focused suffering without it.
      I hope you got some narcan on hand just in case (its required in my state), and do mention getting a few strips from your doc per month so you never have to go through withdrawal ever again if you so choose! It gave me a lot of peace of mind. ^^
      Big super floppy cripster hugs fam🖤✨

    • @gingeralice3858
      @gingeralice3858 Před rokem

      I'm on benzodiazepine medication to prevent seizures. I went through hell and back to find a provider who would prescribe it. Had providers try giving me everything under the sun instead and every single med always failed. Even after I had been on about every treatment available they were still trying to get me on something other than a benzo because of the entire trend of phasing out these controlled substances like you had mentioned. Even my provider has commented on how demonized this medication is, and of course I've been getting it prescribed by them for years now with no issue. It didn't turn me into a drug addict and I never turned around and sold my medicine like what was assumed of me when I was still trying to get the script. I just wanted to live a functional life. Unfortunately we won't see the stigma go anywhere I don't think, as more and more people OD on fake pills they buy off the street. The majority of people on controlled substances who medical professionals like ER nurses are interacting with now are illegally using those substances and often there because of them. It perpetuates a feeling of resentment among medical workers against people on controlled substances, whether they deal with addiction or not, because the people who are addicted are "wasting medical resources" in their eyes.

  • @victorvale1015
    @victorvale1015 Před rokem +70

    If you are looking for bad obscure books, this mortal coil is a ya dystopia that starts with an exploding cannibal disease AND GETS WEIRDER FROM THERE. At one point she discovers she is part virus, had another personality TRANSPLANTED INTO HER HEAD BY HER FATHER, then starts dating the brother of her psuedo DID headmate. She has a 5 year old ai version of this brother in her head too. Every plot point of this book was absolutely insane, the main character is literally a cannibal and it’s barely even brought up past book 1. Like she literally jumps a man, eats him and chops up the leftovers for the market and is like “ah well he would probably die anyways” and she’s viewed as a morally good character

    • @atanvardecunambiel8917
      @atanvardecunambiel8917 Před rokem +6

      what the hell. i’m interested

    • @lalas181
      @lalas181 Před rokem +5

      How in the hell is she part virus??? How would you even discover that you're part virus? Does the MC have those spiky bits that are on some kinds of virus have sticking out of her skin or something??? I know the author probably didn't give it much thought as a concept, but now I can't let the idea go.

    • @novaterra973
      @novaterra973 Před rokem +2

      Sounds like Prototype but YA.

  • @wendyheatherwood
    @wendyheatherwood Před rokem +173

    Instead of the Amazon they should have had the forest and the surface survivors being in the arctic region. We've already seen treelines progress further North there due to climate change, so it would make a lot of sense if in the world of the book that the only surviving forests were ones that had grown there.

    • @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434
      @prasetyodwikuncorojati2434 Před rokem +13

      That's right. But considering how the author depicted scientific thing in this book, she clearly doesn't know that information

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Před rokem +11

      There are no large black-furred predators there, and of the cats I don’t think that Inuit, Métis, or Sami have any spiritual beliefs related to them for her to mangle? Also the Sami were christianized in the 1800s. Though there’s an attempt at reviving their religion which was somewhat related to the Norse one, so she could have just made some nonsense with Freyja or something, equating their shamanism with animal worship as well as Norse mythology. Although the Sami are pale and their very existence and the idea of them would probably break the author’s mind, given her poor understanding of race as a social construct.
      (I don’t understand it at all but the sense that it confuses me, not that I think it’s absolute or anything. I think it’s a product of growing up autistic and regularly exposed to greco-nationalism)

    • @guggelguggel7491
      @guggelguggel7491 Před rokem +7

      No black furred large predator cats maybe, but bears (spiritually important around several old arctic animal spirituality stuff afaik)?? Wolves?? Wolverines?? Locats if you REALLY want a feline? God why am I even thinking of ways to improve this shitshow...

  • @dragonhoffele1612
    @dragonhoffele1612 Před rokem +106

    Some YA authors are just so full of audacity it could be used as an endless energy source, like girl what on God’s green earth made you sit down and decide “I’m going to write not one BUT TWO exceptionally racist ya books”.
    All I’m saying is, seeing books like this makes me feel infinitely more confident in my writing abilities. If shit like this can somehow become published, I can do it too. It’s honestly why I love booktubers reviewing these kinds of books so much, I’ll put on these long book reviews and world build while listening, highly recommend it’s a fun pastime.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +21

      Honestly bad books are an inspo to me too. Mind, this wasn't "published", she just put it out there herself.... But evidently some people LIKED it so the bar is very low and you and I can write better books

    • @novaterra973
      @novaterra973 Před rokem +2

      I wish I had such audacity. I would at least put it to better uses.

  • @TwighlightLugia
    @TwighlightLugia Před rokem +35

    "El Tigre" is not the name of an Aztec tiger-jaguar-furry deity; it is actually the name of a children's superhero cartoon created by Jorge R. Gutierrez. Common mistake.

  • @Jay-pm8tp
    @Jay-pm8tp Před rokem +14

    honestly, the idea of a racist terrorist group that's aligned with the racism of the government but in a more violent way, that the government then decries, is SO true to life that i think it was an accident.

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 Před rokem +27

    As a person from the Caribbean, the premise that the dramatic drop on the white population would make them lose their place as the top of the social class is laughable.

    • @lunab541
      @lunab541 Před rokem +6

      * laughs in Central and South America *

  • @maggiedk
    @maggiedk Před rokem +516

    Wait... The scenes with Yolo AREN'T supposed to be explicitly gay?!? In what goddamn universe lmao those were honestly really good depictions of sapphic longing

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +197

      I lost my god darn MIND with the yolo scenes. just a descent into madness of nonstop extremely extremely gay interactions. I was like, the odds this book from 2012 is going to give me a bisexual lead maybe even poly is RIDICULOUS and yet I had no other answer from what was going on.

    • @blane2472
      @blane2472 Před rokem +93

      Honestly I think *maybe* the author needs to do some soulsearching. She was *this* close to a major revelation I think.

    • @this_Kwazicat
      @this_Kwazicat Před rokem +54

      @@Crowcaller so, im russian, and the funny part is that in our fantasy romance scene there is MY FAVOURITE author. This woman, intentionally or not, has SOME BALLS. In her 2010nth romance series she just said " Yeah my female lead has 2 hands so she can have these 2 dudes romantically and that one platonically", in the next series she has a straight up bisexual king who was like " yeah I GET why you want kiss that dude". No gay interactions but like. I CAN FEEL IT? Two dudes treat each other with respect and care for each other and share a woman who loves them both dearly??? They also have children together?

    • @hellothere9520
      @hellothere9520 Před rokem +5

      @@this_Kwazicat pretty clever way to avoid government censorship ig

    • @girlkillsgods
      @girlkillsgods Před rokem +6

      @@this_Kwazicat what's the name of this author, if I may ask?

  • @SarahJo
    @SarahJo Před rokem +125

    If anything the thumbnail UNDER promises how wild this video was

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +18

      I thought I'd made it bombastic enough.... Drats

    • @2006HondaCivicD
      @2006HondaCivicD Před rokem +28

      @@Crowcaller nothing in this known universe can accurately prepare anyone to the insanity which this book entails. So we cant blame ya lmao

  • @Soon2BVA
    @Soon2BVA Před rokem +15

    Here's a random fun fact to brighten the mood. Snow leopards are actually genetically closer to tigers than they are to actual leopards. I propose we start calling them ice tigers.

  • @doodlebrain6594
    @doodlebrain6594 Před rokem +47

    Love the bait and switch where the book description claims to be about racism but then it’s about other, unrelated racism

  • @Vatterju
    @Vatterju Před rokem +87

    Hey I hope it's okay to say that as a black person this book is Supremely racist and most definitely About race. I'd elaborate more specifically but I also just think I have too much to say and it would be a bit too heavy to justify putting it in a CZcams comment section. If you're down to read about that I could find a way to contact you, I suppose?? But I think the best way to refute the "I don't think this book is proof that she's racist" is to ask
    What type of media would she have to write or create to prove that she was, and how is it that this abomination doesn't apply?

    • @jubbine
      @jubbine Před rokem +16

      I agree, it would have been nice if Crow had reached out to someone more informed on the topic to give their perspective before making the video. Like I get not wanting to overstep but there's a very obvious solution.

    • @scorchedrosearts7821
      @scorchedrosearts7821 Před rokem +18

      She's definitely racist, it seems like a better question to ask "how deep in denial is she about her racism?" But yeah. Definitely racist.

    • @sophitiaofhyrule
      @sophitiaofhyrule Před 11 měsíci +7

      Agreed, this book is so extreme that if it doesn't prove the author is racist, I don't know what would

  • @lycianempire
    @lycianempire Před rokem +9

    If the author thinks the female of any species is submissive to their male counterparts, boy is she going to be confused by hyenas, anglerfish, my idiot cat who regularly gets trounced by his queen companions.

  • @zerozeroren
    @zerozeroren Před rokem +102

    As a person with an obscure kink, this review brought me relief because it reminded me that I'm not the biggest weirdo out there. And also I get to get brownie points for not putting my silly fetishes in novels about reverse racism and furries XD

    • @bird4816
      @bird4816 Před rokem +1

      Wait what's reverse racism?

    • @guggelguggel7491
      @guggelguggel7491 Před rokem +1

      @@bird4816 the (quite racist) though along the lines of "oh but what if equality led to WHITE PEOPLE being oppressed by BLACKS! Really makes you think huh?? Better to keep opressing them so we Normal White People can stay on top" that the book Crows reviewing seems chock full off.

    • @sarah69420
      @sarah69420 Před rokem +3

      @@bird4816 regular racism but woke

  • @Diamon_Boots
    @Diamon_Boots Před rokem +85

    He... He made the snake gag by shoving his arm inside it's mouth? I... I don't think that works... Oh I hate this!

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +43

      SO not snake accurate or snacurrate!!!

    • @punk_loki4294
      @punk_loki4294 Před rokem +12

      Snakes can throw up but I don’t know if they can gag or make gag sounds

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 Před rokem +14

      I am 48% positive that snakes cannot gag by having hand pushed into their throat, plus anaconda have massive fangs, he's gonna have big ass puncture wounds

    • @aivilo9892
      @aivilo9892 Před rokem +5

      That drove me nuts too, given how snakes eat in general, that was more rediculous to me than the cartoon physisc

    • @aquabluerose7734
      @aquabluerose7734 Před rokem +13

      @@skeleletonboi4533 from what I've googled, they don't have a gag reflex so something touching the back of their throat doesn't make them throw up. Instead, snakes throw up either from being sick or from feeling threatened after having recently eaten (being full makes them slow so if they get scared while full they will regurgitate what they ate so they can flee).

  • @kaialexander6806
    @kaialexander6806 Před rokem +222

    I've been sat here thinking about the oxy-cap for so long now because it's just such a nightmarish concept to me and it seems like a throwaway idea in the actual books. Like everyone in the tunnel society has a hole in their head to receive oxy regularly implying either all children undergo a procedure to put one there or somehow they've genetically modified it in a wishy-washy science way so everyone is born with it. Both of which seem fucking horrible and definitely medical child abuse because there's no medical reason for an able-bodied ten-year-old to be taking opioids.
    And like, there's a whole dystopian world you could build around that idea. One that examines the medicalisation of disabled bodies. I know a lot of fellow disabled folks who do often feels like their bodies aren't theirs due to the extent of medicalisation they go through. And idk, there's just something there that would interesting to explore. Maybe how often it feels like doctors want us to shut up rather than actually help with our conditions, and how an easy patchwork solution like an oxy-cap doesn't address the underlying condition or cause.
    There is something there and it kills me how it's just a throwaway line in the racist furry piggyback books.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +67

      The oxy cap is so so so wild. It is entirely thrown away and unimportant and I initially forgot to mention it in my review! Yet. The total drugging of everyone is something you see in a lot of dystopia I feel but it's never just a Real Drug. And then it's a hat. The drug hat!
      I def do agree in particular there's something very intriguing about talking mass med dosing and using it in a dystopia text to explore specifically disabled bodies. As said I'm on 800 meds including multiple strong opioids, and the mix and seesaw of that means I feel I am at constant war with my body, definitely not in charge of it

  • @Moony1568
    @Moony1568 Před rokem +404

    You’re just digging deeper and deeper into the abyss. I hope you’re reading good books alongside these

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +222

      .....................................................no im not..........
      people keep begging me to please read nice books and I keep shaking my head with eyes full of tears and picking up the worst things I can find anyways

    • @Moony1568
      @Moony1568 Před rokem +51

      @@Crowcaller you poor soul. You’re trapped.

    • @shanon4768
      @shanon4768 Před rokem +28

      @@Crowcaller crow no I'm begging you please read a good, or at least a decent book. ok ok look at it this way if you don't read something normal you might become desensitized eventually to this some of the crazy shit in these books and nobody wants that right? crow please don"t do this to yourself

    • @Nyanako_VT
      @Nyanako_VT Před rokem +11

      @@Crowcaller At least sneak in a good, short fanfic once in a while, for sanity.

    • @ironicallynice
      @ironicallynice Před rokem +6

      @@Crowcaller I would read The Parable of the Talents by Octavia E Butler as a palate cleanser (?) after this. H*ck I would read it to you even.

  • @flameshade7601
    @flameshade7601 Před rokem +88

    Alright this is my third comment but how sexually repressed is this author, the bath scene? The piggy back ride afterwards?? This is so sexual???
    Also: NO YOLO! I guess she only did live once-
    HOW DARE EDEN BEAT ME TO THAT PUNCHLINE.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +21

      Yeah the book. Man I couldn't talk about this book especially book two without going into the sex but it feels like all of book two discussion was just wild sex and not sex. Most of it not being the sex scene. It's just so so thirsty

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 Před rokem

      Yolo lived, served cunt and died

  • @sarahpedret4491
    @sarahpedret4491 Před rokem +273

    So... is the abyss staring back at you now?
    Like mad respect for the dedication.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +52

      I think I can find a deeper aybss to stare into..... still looking. sure we can get some sort of deepest aybss possible. only then can I rest.

  • @gaphic
    @gaphic Před rokem +62

    you spent 8 minutes building it up so i was pulling on my literary wellies and raincoat, mentally preparing. and then that excerpt hit me like an open fire hydrant to the anus

  • @aolivep
    @aolivep Před rokem +11

    I went from “wow this poor actress gotta say shit abt gettin mated” to “nvm I don’t think she cares 💀” real fast

  • @patrickleighpresents749
    @patrickleighpresents749 Před rokem +10

    "Tonight on 'The Writer's Thinly Disguised Fetish,' racially charged furry-themed ponyplay."

  • @mudkipmillie5216
    @mudkipmillie5216 Před rokem +147

    you know i really never thought id willingly listen to the words “horny piggy-back ride” but here we are 😭 i hope you have a therapist to discuss this book with 😅

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +29

      I don't know how far you are in yet but just wait until the last most graphic piggy back ride of them all.

    • @AnkhAnanku
      @AnkhAnanku Před rokem +9

      I’m just starting. How bad can it be? I’m sure it’s got nothing on smutty hand-holding

    • @prettyevil6662000
      @prettyevil6662000 Před rokem +1

      @@AnkhAnanku You can't just go talking about the hand activity in public like this! Jeez. Censor yourself, pervert!

  • @tinyetoile5503
    @tinyetoile5503 Před rokem +9

    The fact that the author picked COAL, which was used as a derogatory term for black people in THE REAL WORLD, because of her "rock theming" (which falls apart when you remember what amber is) instead of like... onyx??? Or obsidian??? Is insane. Its just so blatantly racist.
    Also, it baffles me that riding around on the shoulders is the go-to way of moving quickly, because it's way worse than actual piggyback rides??? Like it would really put the center of balance in an awkward spot for sprinting around, and I'm just going to assume Eden is getting whacked in the face with vines and branches whenever they're running around.

  • @bearlyplayinggames5252
    @bearlyplayinggames5252 Před rokem +38

    "that's not very she-cat of you" is my new favorite insult

  • @Nassifeh
    @Nassifeh Před rokem +71

    Cafe-au-lait used to be a phrase you'd hear even in like beauty stuff describing a skin color, weirdly now remaining in the name of a skin condition, go figure. A perfectly expected way for a woman in her 60s to describe a skin color, really, but not as written for anybody young enough to have *never ordered one*. It's basically a latte but from a place that doesn't have an espresso machine, but it used to be that nobody had an espresso machine. I'm over 40 and it's kinda dated even in my eyes. So, uh, yeah.

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Před rokem +5

      *or a milk-steamer. It’s honestly probably closer to white coffee (coffee with cold milk)

    • @Nassifeh
      @Nassifeh Před rokem +4

      @@runeanonymous9760 As a beverage it's different, but I meant its cultural role. It was simultaneously everywhere and just a *little* fancier than ordering a regular coffee. Taste-wise, usually you added more milk than you could with cold milk without it winding up lukewarm, so it was usually a weaker drink. The latte was a better option for still tasting like coffee but having enough milk to offset the bitterness, and took over in the mid-late 90s.
      The notion of a separate steamer/frother wasn't even in the public imagination at that point, I don't think. 😆

  • @ttaylor7381
    @ttaylor7381 Před rokem +81

    You had me at "sexually charged piggyback rides". That phrase is now burned into my brain forever.

  • @ilyuser
    @ilyuser Před rokem +178

    this is not a book, this is a fever dream

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +22

      I have had much better fever dreams I gotta say

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior Před rokem +1

      The fact that this and Empress Theresa exists makes me feel better as a Wattpad writer. It's an ego boost on any bad day 🤣

  • @emory5533
    @emory5533 Před rokem +85

    I think this author just kept changing whatever the story was but never edited the books or changed the website so that's why everything is so confusing

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +14

      Yeah, her last draft likely came in and totally changed a bunch of stuff.... Apparently for the worse? And just she didn't care enough to edit her old posts or something

  • @sof_t_
    @sof_t_ Před rokem +20

    25:26 the "(nice)" took me OUT, I snorted so hard it was legit painful
    That was possibly the most serious tone I've ever seen anyone make a 69 joke in

  • @jesterdays
    @jesterdays Před rokem +11

    Racist YA authors that can't write victims of racism without also making them racist are my favorite genre of authors

    • @jesterdays
      @jesterdays Před rokem +6

      1:19:17 Also I'm not sure if I heard the right name, but Xōchipilli is a god, not a goddess. And he's the god of things like art and music, but not love.

  • @Orange-tf3bf
    @Orange-tf3bf Před rokem +18

    I don't want to claim the main girl as sapphic representation but...like textually you can't argue that they aren't at least attracted to each other. Badly written but undeniable.

  • @kreuzundqueer2158
    @kreuzundqueer2158 Před rokem +32

    Haven't watched the full video yet, but I'm just here to say: When the book started talking about the Huaorani I immediately started panicking omg. As someone who studies anthropology and has a small project on Huaorani/Waorani culture coming up, I am very wary when people mention Wao people/Wao culture, because most articles or books about them describe them in a very negative or mythical way. There is a strong focus on war, killing and hunting in reports on them unfortunately, even in anthropological works. My professor who had been living and studying in Waorani territory for some time gave me a lot of info and we are working on dismantling that focus bit by bit. It just makes me sad to see them used as props in this racist plot line of this fictional piece of work as well.
    And to connect them to the Aztecs xsahjdvshjhjshdg,, I just can't. The El Tigre Jaguar thing is so disrespectful.

    • @burnteffigy87
      @burnteffigy87 Před rokem +6

      This!! And it happens so much to alot of Indigenous Communities like my people the Boríken Taíno

  • @thomasm1896
    @thomasm1896 Před rokem +33

    This was hilarious. The dog coming back to life only to sacrifice itself in the most ridiculous way had me cry laughing.

  • @Musiclove702
    @Musiclove702 Před rokem +45

    ohhhhh my god I'm listening to this while drawing and switching back to the browser to see that chick in the book trailer in blackface and a terrible wig was a fucking JUMPSCARE oh my god.

  • @PugandOwn
    @PugandOwn Před rokem +20

    so what I'm getting is this is actually some author's odd little bodice ripper concept with racist undertones (and overtones... and midtones...) that she decided to stick a poorly thought out scifi dystopia plot on the front of, and then inexplicably market as a YA series. which is... one way to write a book, I suppose.
    but personally, if I wanted to write about attractive young adults transforming into animal people and getting excessive amounts of pleasure from riding and licking each other, I would probably stick to the online forums that cater to that. and not throw a bunch of resources into publishing it under my full name that people I interact with day to day irl know me by. oh, and also not stuff it with a plotline about indigenous people that would've felt outdated and stereotypical decades before this book was published???
    but hey, if my granny had wheels, she'd have been a bike.

  • @tishabloom1166
    @tishabloom1166 Před rokem +43

    The amount of times I outloud said “no please stop” when the quotes were read I just dear lord

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +7

      It does sound like the quotes were torturing you and honestly. I get it.

  • @moonbunny24
    @moonbunny24 Před rokem +7

    Café au late is a real term for a specific type of birthmark where there's more melanin in a particular spot. Like, that is the actual, official term.
    I looked it up back in middle school because I have one on my arm and wanted to see if it counted as a birthmark :)

  • @reywilson4337
    @reywilson4337 Před rokem +62

    I can't even begin to process what is this book BUT I think if you want a special drug hat you should get to have one. Even if the hat cannot administer the drugs I think putting on a fun hat before taking some pills or whatever would add to the experience. Makes things festive. Doubles as a conversation starter.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +30

      Put some bells on my special drug hat so when I'm rolling around in agony there's some festive jingles added to my cross of pain

    • @LixiaWinter
      @LixiaWinter Před rokem +6

      My headcanon is that drug hat is that colourful cap with a little propeller, and you increase the dose by swirling the propeller

    • @aquabluerose7734
      @aquabluerose7734 Před rokem +2

      Now I'm imagining an infomercial for the drug hat, with both the propeller to administer the drugs and the jingle bells, and the commercial having video clips demonstrating how those features work.

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack Před rokem +1

      @@LixiaWinter alternatively the propeller spins faster the higher you get

    • @theflamedragon2508
      @theflamedragon2508 Před rokem +1

      people with migraines already having medicine hats lol. We got them icepack hats

  • @demonskullz
    @demonskullz Před rokem +60

    when you showed the book trailer i actually covered my mouth in shock. so many people collaborated to make that happen (or at least 2?) and yet none of them went "wait. maybe this is a bad idea."? 😭
    another great video but im afraid this will haunt me for the rest of my days

    • @thecatlurking
      @thecatlurking Před rokem +5

      Exactly, I'm crying, they couldn't even get her a decent wig?! The DISRESPECT

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Před rokem +1

      that or they were just desperate enough to get paid to be willing to take any job

  • @dorca9308
    @dorca9308 Před rokem +13

    you know its good when you're 15 minutes in and hearing about a protagonist calling someone a slur, racist pseudoscience, and eugenics

  • @emackenzie
    @emackenzie Před rokem +132

    I found myself wondering what the hell this book could possibly be. Then I saw the cover and was smacked in the face with the reminder that this book exists and was actually publisbed

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +15

      I didn't put the title anywhere in the title or thumbnail (besides the lil covers) but. I figured we'd all know what it is

    • @emackenzie
      @emackenzie Před rokem +2

      @@Crowcaller honestly I don't know if I would have recognized it by the title alone, but that cover haunts me

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic Před rokem

      And on top of that, a dry-ass book trailer was created too!

  • @tishabloom1166
    @tishabloom1166 Před rokem +13

    1:27:23 I can only see the person talking with her as her dad which makes me howl at “how could he have possibly known she was a pearl?” because like,,,,he’s your father, I think he’d remember when you weren’t ambiguously ethnic

  • @TheRPGNerd
    @TheRPGNerd Před rokem +19

    the amazon rainforest dwelling indiginous tribe calls a jaguar man the spanish word for tiger. ok.

  • @cupofmilkyway
    @cupofmilkyway Před rokem +29

    Hi! First of all loved your video!! Very entertaining!
    Just wanted to share that my sister is called Yolotzin (I'm mexican! Fun!) and we all actually call her Yolo since forever, I had heard the YOLO acronym before and made jokes about how we actually stole the word as a nickname, but hearing that someone in 2012 actually called an AZTEC character Yolo as a play on the acronym made me die internally lmao

  • @windmillghost
    @windmillghost Před rokem +7

    The biggest failure of this setting is that by saying “black people are the social majority because this setting makes them genetically superior,” the author implies that racism is due to one group being genetically superior to the other. Goes hand in hand with the “coal is good because it’s useful” thing, the idea that the groups in power are in power because they have a special inherent worth. In reality, white people have made themselves the social majority even in places where they aren’t even the literal majority, and there isn’t any inherent superiority that makes this social order “make sense.” Honestly, there’s no reason why racism would have gotten “reversed,” in this setting- it’s just as possible that white supremacy would have gotten exaggerated, with the Deadly Laser Event killing off all but the most wealthy white people, who can afford to hide away in personal fortresses.

  • @AnkhAnanku
    @AnkhAnanku Před rokem +69

    omg, Xochipilli is the patron god of *male homosexuality* are you kidding me rn?
    Edit: you got there

    • @0meAcat1
      @0meAcat1 Před rokem +7

      The five flower prince 💐🌺🥰💐

  • @LittleDogTobi
    @LittleDogTobi Před rokem +60

    The thumbnail alone has me howling. Can't wait to watch this when I get home.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +5

      The thing is. it's just. It's not INaccurate, any of it.

  • @xeplag
    @xeplag Před rokem +25

    There's so many good lines in this video but "anyway it's furry time" caught me completely off guard lmao

  • @Asrielmerrymoon
    @Asrielmerrymoon Před rokem +16

    The only story to ever write genius daughter of a scientist right was Kipo. Real nerds see a animal they know and are like HECK YEAH LOOK AT HIM GO DID YOU KNOW THA-

  • @EveryDayALittleDeath
    @EveryDayALittleDeath Před rokem +23

    "Café au lait" is pronounced "Cah-fay oh lay" and literally just means coffee with milk, lol. It's not fancy, it's just French.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +10

      My flatmate laughed at me very much when she heard how wrong I got it. I'm a simple and humble person

  • @jeremylackey6587
    @jeremylackey6587 Před rokem +17

    When you read the sexual piggy back Ride bit, my eyes rolled back on my head as my soul tried to escape my body to get away. It didn't work. I'm still here. Trapped with the knowledge that someone wrote this.

  • @dismurrart6648
    @dismurrart6648 Před rokem +14

    I appreciate so much you talking about the skin cancer thing. I know several people that myth hurts because they think they don't need sunscreen.
    A dermatologist said she finds similar rates across ethnicities but that for black people, it tends to appear in places not exposed to the sun. She concluded she doesn't know why for sure but that everyone needs sunscreen.

  • @Shadowclanwarrior246
    @Shadowclanwarrior246 Před rokem +19

    I…I’ve written gay sex scenes (m/m and f/f) that were straighter then the Yolo scenes. And those piggyback ride scenes…is the author okay? I need to ask, but I’m unsure if I want to know. Great review, thank you for suffering for us so we don’t have to.

  • @jamiedoesstuff5871
    @jamiedoesstuff5871 Před rokem +47

    i saw the thumbnail and KNEW. this book series has haunted me since i saw a review a year ago bc. what the Fuck. can't wait to feel that bafflement and horror again
    edit: i didn't remember it being so gay omg.

  • @obviouslyoblivious242
    @obviouslyoblivious242 Před rokem +30

    29:56 - This section of the book is the perfect Exhibit A for modern day colonial beliefs about Indigenous peoples and climate change. As an anthropology student it is discussed a lot on my studies about how our current epoch, the Anthropocene, is framed by colonial powers. The Huaorani being treated as if they are less affected by the deadly rays of the sun and don't need to live underground is the exact same way Indigenous peoples are framed as being 'Holocene peoples' (belonging to the epoch before the Anthropocene) and somehow unaffected by colonialism and climate change. The Huaorani also treating Eden and Bramford as 'saviors' mirrors how contemporary colonial narratives frame colonial powers as 'preserving and saving' Indigenous peoples from the devastating effects of climate change and colonialism - ironic because colonial powers caused these issues in the first place yet refuse to take responsibility.

  • @andras3665
    @andras3665 Před rokem +6

    Before watching this video, if you told me that the sentence "When she feared their dance might destroy her, Bramford cried out and released his energy" came from a sex scene and not the retelling of an anime fight I wouldn't have believed you

  • @UryuIshida86
    @UryuIshida86 Před rokem +88

    YES. SAVE THE PEARLS. YES. *foams from their mouth*
    Ahem. I was hoping for this.

    • @Crowcaller
      @Crowcaller  Před rokem +38

      you are the first person to ever react this way to this book