Our guest Jordan uses his esteemed detective skills to snuff out who here is lying and who is telling the truth. Claire: onlyfans.com/itsjustclaire Yomie: onlyfans.com/lolyomie
I mean 60k isn't impossible with a lot of tips I think, but that'd make you a top earner, when she said that I was like 99% sure she was doing OF. She looked extremely naive too like, overall.
@@winterbeast6326 I'm sure it depends on the state/area to some extent, but I think 60k a year is pretty close to impossible for a job like that. Most people in that line of work would be making about a 3rd of that.
For the people asking "Why?" : The only basis of his judgement that she is a OF girl was that her dad is dead and it was, unluckily for her, correct too.
if u really think about it that was some easy ass money made, i cant imagine he was there him self more then 4-6 hours, he probably also got a base pay just in case he got zero right. he was for sure compensated properly before the bonus of proper guesses
You could kinda just do it based off looks, but also the other chick was obvious. $60k a year at a coffee shop. You know she has no idea what the average job pays, so she just said that thinking it's possible to make $40,000 in tips a year at a place that isn't a tip-based job.
Yea she automatically lost in my mind when she spit out that ridiculous number. Hell I’d quit my current job to be a server if the money was THAT good. Edit: technically if her job was to lie I suppose she won because he didn’t sus that out, but she lost in the sense that her guess was outrageously off
Don't know much about the US so that didn't strike me as strange. Should've just went with my gut and put the most attractive ones as OF models and I would've been right.
@@Jwitdaplays I'm a server, I make around half that, but I presume coffee shops pay minimum since I doubt tipping is normal. She'd need to make a bunch from tips to make up minimum wage and around 33 hours (depending where she lives) for it to hit that much. And his response of it making sense, nah, no matter how hot you are, you ain't raking in that much on a non-tipping job. I think she just legitimately thought $60k is normal for a minimum wage job.
Yeah she must’ve not worked any other job before starting of or her family is rich there’s no way that a barista makes more than the average income of a single person
Dude when he said he "deals with a lot of snakes" I just thought, "Holy fuck he immediately is calling them snakes??" then, I realized he meant in the literal sense.
Thank you for bringing Jordan back, he's adorable. I think 2/3 is really good. Claire had me fooled too. It was fun seeing Jenna back also. It made it better knowing one of the answers and waiting to see if he got it.
Love the video, just know that there is a lot of echoing when my man Jordan talks don’t know if that was something that couldn’t be helped due to recording or something but I thought I might just point it out just in case, thanks love the show. ❤
I was right about all 3. As soon as they showed their faces, I guessed and then skipped to the end. There's something very easy to recognize in the face of women who make their living from catering to the male gaze. Something like dead eyes and heavy makeup, but that's not all of it. Hard to fully articulate.
Jordan would be a great character to add to the moist universe with his intricate knowledge and love of animals, his comfortability around cameras, and his quick witted, tacky, and quirky personality. He fits right in with the rest of the goons here at moist incorporate...
@@JosephsJungle8 michael vsauce here, did you know that its possible to drop an axe on your foot and have all the molicules that make up the axe pass through all the molecules that make up your foot so that leaves us with the question, are axes real???
Jordan shooting his shot at the end like "you dont do OF? You got a boyfriend? Aw" lmao
Zero hesitation. In front of everyone, too, and took the rejection like a champ.
Mans smart asking a girl that doesn’t do of
@@Novsev9069congrats on your pill taking lil buddy
Youre all virgins
Charlie and the boys dying in the background is priceless 😂
"I got a chicken, his name's Buck-Buck."
me: *locked tf in*
You sure he didn't say butt fuck?
In most cases I’d think that’s a joke, but for this guy he might actually own a chicken named Buck-Buck.
wha?
I had to rewind cuz I thought I heard a other name lmao
@@jcnot9712he definitely wasnt lying, i can just tell.
“I can tell you where I live”
“NO NO that’s fine”
3 years later: “wait she was flirting?”
He's into brunettes
i was just thinking that lmao
She’s an OF model so she’s used to this creepy form of flattery to generate attention and possible subs
"Eenie meenie miney mo... what's the rest of that?" - man wearing a tiger shirt
Lmao
eenie meenie miney mo, can I pick out the hoe
The real version has nothing to do with tigers, it's a good thing he doesn't know.
Catch a fish by its toe
"...I choose Jenna, she's the hoe"
Jordan is 1:1 what pops in my head when someone says "Florida Man"
no hes wayyy to charismatic
To me he's an Aussie
That's because you haven't seen me yet
@@jaden_shah charismatic? brother these women were repelled 😭
@@Andrew-tj8pr nah bro
Jordan is actually so charismatic, I loved him in the first episode and I'm glad he's returning-
same
He radiated nervousness but in a good way. Gotta give him props for doing so good despite clearly not being used to this kind of situation.
He was hilarious
Yeah i love his energy
Agreed! Love you're pfp too, you are clearly a fellow snake enjoyer and I respect that 😂
Him shooting his shot with the burnette, only to hear Charlie's laugh in the background, has me floored 😂😂😂
yes the laughing in the background really got me too
“How many teeth are in the human mouth?”
“28”
“I’m gonna take your word for it”
Bro almost had her
He voted her anyways
She kinda got it right. Most adults have 32, but if you dont count wisdom teeth which many people have removed it would be 28.
my thoughts watching this:
"Nice Mustache"
"Wtf are these questions?"
ive been wanting to grow a stash like his for a bit now, Now I feel obligated to do so.
Make Jordan a returning character button
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if you hate beggars, don’t like my comment! reply with the 💯emoji so i don’t gain internet points!
Likes mean literally nothing@@stanoslinga.
@@Zoggi sure
@@stanoslinga. 💯💯
HE MUST RETVRN
This guy was NOT buying that someone could be a Christian working at a dentist's office, and for that I respect his wisdom.
I don’t really get the correlation, can you elaborate please?
The whole time I thought Jordan was writing down names he drawin' pictures. 😂
the blonde was obviously on OF when she gave that high salary for working in a coffee shop but i think he forgot that she said that
Right? As soon as she said 60k I was like she never worked as one a day in her life!
He didn’t forget, he said like 3 times it sounded believable or he wasn’t sure
I mean 60k isn't impossible with a lot of tips I think, but that'd make you a top earner, when she said that I was like 99% sure she was doing OF. She looked extremely naive too like, overall.
@@winterbeast6326 I'm sure it depends on the state/area to some extent, but I think 60k a year is pretty close to impossible for a job like that. Most people in that line of work would be making about a 3rd of that.
@@bunklypeppz Yeah... Tells you how disconnected she is to the real world too. That's sad really
If you think about it, his round 1 pick was pretty brutal...
Yeah I was surprised no one else picked up on that..
She just had to stand there in shame the whole time lol
why
wdym
For the people asking "Why?" : The only basis of his judgement that she is a OF girl was that her dad is dead and it was, unluckily for her, correct too.
You could tell 3 was an OF model, she was the only one who said her full name. Gotta advertise it.
Very good point, didn’t think of that.
fr i thought the same dropping the full name is wild
When she said her favorite animal was a dragon i think i know what she meant 💀
Yah that was the first thing I noticed
@@tylermalovich4875 damn dragons down bad
Jenna committed so hard to the act but dressed like that lmao
You only gave this mans $100 per person? Jordan needs a bonus!
Plus his pay I guess
I bet that man woulda done it for $50 and a bag of dead mice for his snakes. He's just living for the experience.
@@DD-th5tu Fax tho.
Petition to make jordan a reoccuring character
if u really think about it that was some easy ass money made, i cant imagine he was there him self more then 4-6 hours, he probably also got a base pay just in case he got zero right. he was for sure compensated properly before the bonus of proper guesses
Jordan sure does know how to handle his Snake
Love a man with a big snake
Alright man💀
LMFAO
Seems like it 💀💀💀
I've seen him handle it before
11:09 His telekinesis was so powerful we could hear his thoughts through the mic
Do you mean ‘telepathy’?
@@gloomygloomstalker3878 Yes, thank you Mr. Autocorrect
please show us the paper 💀 I’m dying to know what he was “writing”
Jordan is gonna be recruited by the IRS with these questions about coffee shops wages
LMAO
Jordan is in our hearts already
Charlie tried to win us over with only fans girls but we all fell in love with our snake boi
Lost it at "Dinosaurs, we're on the same page."
Claire just happened to use the perfect alibi for Jordan haha. Most others would have sniffed out that $60k barista answer 😂😂
Legitimately, I would love to see Jordan participate in more videos. His personality, and demeanor is just so entertaining to listen to.
They seem either shy, introverted, disinterested, or bored.
Some of them are definitely shy, the rest is on adderall
Jordan carried
@@MajloT why
let alone asking them about how much they make 💀
there is alot of downtime waiting to be asked the question you heard him ask the other contestants already...
Jenna with the Clark Kent disguise.
“Sorry to hear that, that’s terrible”
If it was anyone else saying that in THAT TONE, I would’ve freaked the hell out😂
The absolute shot from full court at the end was the best cherry on top i could ask for
Haha, glad to see Jordan back and nervously speaking to women again.
11:21 the way Jenna says "I thought it was cute" was completely adorable. I hope we keep getting her and Jordan appearing in this series.
*"i mean i can tell you where i live"*
i think Jordan missed the Hint there lmao
I love how producer Charlie came out and gave him a lil help and direction. Had me dying
Really. dying?? Charles going to him wasnt funny BRAH
@@Valcambi you can't say him going uhhh Charlie help. Like a lost little kid and Charlie telling him what to ask isnt funny.
@@captainsmileyface60don't bother, there's always one contrarian ass hat looking to be "that guy".
@@Valcambi why do you care what someone finds funny or not? everyone has a different perception of whats funny.
Jordan is the gooning protagonist
The leader of the goon platoon
tf is wrong with u
The distant laughing from the crew after bro shot his shot had me weak 😂
I really wanna see Jordan pop up every once in a while. This man is so funny. "I am not good at notes."
You could kinda just do it based off looks, but also the other chick was obvious. $60k a year at a coffee shop. You know she has no idea what the average job pays, so she just said that thinking it's possible to make $40,000 in tips a year at a place that isn't a tip-based job.
Yea she automatically lost in my mind when she spit out that ridiculous number. Hell I’d quit my current job to be a server if the money was THAT good.
Edit: technically if her job was to lie I suppose she won because he didn’t sus that out, but she lost in the sense that her guess was outrageously off
Don't know much about the US so that didn't strike me as strange. Should've just went with my gut and put the most attractive ones as OF models and I would've been right.
@@Jwitdaplays I'm a server, I make around half that, but I presume coffee shops pay minimum since I doubt tipping is normal. She'd need to make a bunch from tips to make up minimum wage and around 33 hours (depending where she lives) for it to hit that much. And his response of it making sense, nah, no matter how hot you are, you ain't raking in that much on a non-tipping job. I think she just legitimately thought $60k is normal for a minimum wage job.
@@tytyger626 it HEAVILY depends on location but even 60k is way more than you're making even in LA
Yeah she must’ve not worked any other job before starting of or her family is rich there’s no way that a barista makes more than the average income of a single person
Jordan is great. Keep having him on. Dudes hilarious.
Jordan went back and forth desiding if they where OF models or thinking he was still on the dating episode!
“What’s your favourite animal?”
*Dragon*
She’s so real for that
Jordans laugh is absolutely loveable
Goon guessing OF models is goona be special
I don’t think it would work since they’d probably know every of girl lol
Top Gooner guesses
ITSJUSTCLAIREEE
"It's number 1,2 and 5. Money please?"
dudes got some good energy, happy to see him back
Bro his questions don’t tell him anything yet he still got it what a legend this man😂
Jordan seems like such a cool dude love that he came back
He shot his shot there at the end lol
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
Everyone asking about Claire, but nobody talking about Yomie. Need both the @'s
@lolyomie
@itsjustclaire
I want number 2 @
w gooner
Nah i need Rebeca's
Ong you just gotta bring Jordan on as much as possible. His aura is amazing 😮💨
Love how Jordan is actually asking questions and being inquisitive.
I love Jordan so much, I wanna see more of him in the future.
I love how Jordan always asks questions about animals 🤣 this man is dedicated
I need more Jordan. Man is a legend.
Jordan is effortlessly funny
thank you jordan for carrying this episode
also i love how he still shot his shot in the end XD
Jordan is a legendary character, honestly can't get enough of him. I hope we see more of him somewhere in the future.
Jordan is such an awesome person. Love his vibes!
jordan absolutely needs to come on more of these. dude knocked it out of the park
Jordan is honestly such a great guy, i know someone just like him and hes genuinely just the nicest guy ive ever met
Jordan is a great addition, dudes funny without even trying
Dude when he said he "deals with a lot of snakes" I just thought, "Holy fuck he immediately is calling them snakes??" then, I realized he meant in the literal sense.
I love Jordan 😭😭😭 protect him at all cost
More Jordan Content. A star is born
Thank you for bringing Jordan back, he's adorable. I think 2/3 is really good. Claire had me fooled too. It was fun seeing Jenna back also. It made it better knowing one of the answers and waiting to see if he got it.
Why's everybody pretending like they're not sure about Jenna, when we all remember her from the other episode? Lol
Took me forever to find someone else who recognized her 🙏😭
I love this channel i tapped on the notification as soon as i got it
Jordan is the MVP of these videos hahaha, love seeing him back
Love the video, just know that there is a lot of echoing when my man Jordan talks don’t know if that was something that couldn’t be helped due to recording or something but I thought I might just point it out just in case, thanks love the show. ❤
damn, Jordan is quickly becoming one of my favourite"cast members" lmao. Love bro's energy ngl 🔥
bro really shot his shot at end🤣🤣 'makes sense' lmaoo low-key had Jenna vibin tho, bro fumbled
I was right about all 3. As soon as they showed their faces, I guessed and then skipped to the end. There's something very easy to recognize in the face of women who make their living from catering to the male gaze. Something like dead eyes and heavy makeup, but that's not all of it. Hard to fully articulate.
are you older than 14?
Jordan is killing it. xD I'm glad he had a come back for another ep.
Broo Jordan is the best he needs to be in more of this
Jordan’s about to change my whole life and mantra, he’s my internal monologue he’s what I’m saying in my head when I’m quiet.
They should just give this channel to Jordan, he's earned it.
He actually did pretty well and I'm impressed. Only one mistep in the second round but otherwise he caught on all the bluffs.
Greatest game show channel of all time
i love jordan so much i'm so glad we got him back on
This is unhinged and I'm here for it. 😭😂
Jordan is awesome, I hope he becomes a regular.
I agree Jordan is likable, but man! no one else in that room seemed share those positive feelings.
this guy had me cracking up the questions and statements are so wild lmao.
This Jordan guy is awesome, keep bringing him on!
Jordan is such an entertaining guy, I'm really glad it was him who did this. He was hilarious to watch try to sleuth out the OF girls
Jordan is actually so perfect for this role, I can see why they picked him!
Jordan is honestly so cute. Can’t get enough of this guy, hope he comes back to the channel
Jordan needs to be a part of the team. Man's too hilarious.
Hearing charlie laugh at the very end is the best way to end the show
Jordan is the real winner of first episode, make Jordan part of TOC base crew, he is sleek, hes got charm, rizz and style.
Jordan would be a great character to add to the moist universe with his intricate knowledge and love of animals, his comfortability around cameras, and his quick witted, tacky, and quirky personality. He fits right in with the rest of the goons here at moist incorporate...
When 6 said toothpicks in the goodie bag i already knew, plus the outfit too lmao
I knew because i watched the other videos on this channel
@@Zoggi i did too, just didn't recognise her at first
@@redmemoryy mm also her face tho, she just looks onlyfansish
She loves to dress to attract the coomers 100% I don't she's been wearing anything modest in any of these videos 😂
Bruh, if dentists looked like her, my teeth would be in a much better condition.
I keep thinking Jordan is Timothee Chalamet doing a prank
He actually sounds exactly like him
@@a_moisty580 IM SAYIN!! will not let this theory die
Wait ur right I can’t unhear it now haha
Love the amazing content! Keep it coming bois!!!!
Jordan coming in with the notepad 😂. Would love to see him more in future videos!!
Jordan is great, we love Jordan
i really want to see his note pad and all the drawings of seals and his abstract drawings of what traditional values looks like 😂
Jordan is the best, you should definitely invite him back from time to time.
Definitely need to see more of Jordan 🤣
My grandma once said an axe with only a few uses left is better than no axe at all
Untill it snaps in half and lands blade down on your foot
@@Sgt_Frosty you win
@@Sgt_FrostyBut what if it doesn’t damage your foot when it hits it *vsauce intro audio*
@@JosephsJungle8 michael vsauce here, did you know that its possible to drop an axe on your foot and have all the molicules that make up the axe pass through all the molecules that make up your foot so that leaves us with the question, are axes real???
I didn't get it, is it related to the video or is it just a nice quote?
No one had the decency to tell Jenna she had something in her teeth!? 😮
lol I noticed too 😂
No way I didn’t notice! Lol
Great to see Jordan again! When Claire said 60k a year as a barista I knew she was full of it.