Dominion & Smartmatic Sue Fox and Others for Billions

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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  Před 3 lety +485

    🇺🇸 Do you think the defamation suits will succeed?
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    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep Před 3 lety +43

      I hope so! but actually payout probably unlikely
      Edit: I have now watched the video, and I am eager to see what they find in discovery

    • @ISawSomethingOnTheInternet
      @ISawSomethingOnTheInternet Před 3 lety +54

      I just hope that they get fully litigated in plain view of the public (not settled) to put to bed any further or previous conspiracy theories.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy Před 3 lety +4

      I like this set-up with the desk.

    • @nathanmckenzie904
      @nathanmckenzie904 Před 3 lety +5

      @@katnine7053 overruled. No one in this thread called him president.

    • @LadyPelikan
      @LadyPelikan Před 3 lety +3

      Objection: the video should go up on Nebula before CZcams!

  • @yuvalne
    @yuvalne Před 3 lety +6220

    That legal disclaimer was definitely worth pausing to lmao

    • @tmiles807
      @tmiles807 Před 3 lety +372

      Has to be one of the more entertaining legal disclaimers I've read... And a tad bonkers lol pillow's made from 100% Legal Briefs...sold.

    • @saiyantwan
      @saiyantwan Před 3 lety +206

      Checking to see who else paused to read the whole thing.

    • @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr
      @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr Před 3 lety +40

      I did it too. Lol

    • @whisper3856
      @whisper3856 Před 3 lety +197

      *DO NOT SUMMON THE KRAKEN.*

    • @mkspind3l
      @mkspind3l Před 3 lety +92

      @@whisper3856 BUT WHY NOT I WANNA SUMMON THE KRAKEN!

  • @Flameclaw123
    @Flameclaw123 Před 3 lety +679

    Damn it, I missed ANOTHER Antifa conference call?? I've really got to get better at remembering those...

    • @anthonyschlott916
      @anthonyschlott916 Před 3 lety +101

      Yeah, just ask someone to borrow their notes. Pretty sure next meeting they'll just be talking about ritually sacrificing Mitch McConnell to Ebrietas.

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight Před 3 lety +62

      You didn't miss much. After the "pizza party", there's somebody who speaks up at the very end and drags it out for another half hour.

    • @MP197742
      @MP197742 Před 3 lety +82

      Yeah, but you didn’t miss anything. That guy is lying. There was an Eric on the call, but all he would talk about was harvesting the adrenaline-rich blood of children to make an immortality serum that will allow us to control the world from the shadows forever. FOREVER!!! Y’know, the usual stuff we talk about. Nothing about the election. Oh yeah, Hugo said “hola.”

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue Před 3 lety +70

      If an Antifa conference call is like any of the meetings I've been in with politics-adjacent organizations, then it went on for waaaaayyyy too long indulging the ramblings of a few individuals who believe voicing their personal opinion at length is doing Very Important Work... Followed by a few minor, quickly ignored comments wondering why nothing ever seems to get done despite all this *obvious* passion...

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ Před 3 lety +19

      there's another one on the next waning moon, specifically the last day of the waning....so march 12.

  • @benoz11
    @benoz11 Před 3 lety +303

    I feel like the "Earth is round" statement is a bait to get some of the people being sued to openly admit that they think this is false, making the judge immediately want to choke them out.

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 Před rokem

      What about the Legality of the GOP-Videos of "Some More News"??

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou Před 3 lety +463

    This man doesn't need untrue stories spread about him. Having the last name "coomer" is punishment enough in 2021.

    • @xymaryai8283
      @xymaryai8283 Před 3 lety +2

      @Butt Snatch no... your last name is obviously snatch 🙄

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis Před 3 lety +8

      @Butt Snatch My name is Dick, we can compare notes.

    • @OwenRona
      @OwenRona Před 3 lety +3

      @@luxborealis you mean briefs? ... because lawyers have briefs.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 2 lety +16

      Especially being named "Dr. Coomer"

    • @Hello-tj2cp
      @Hello-tj2cp Před 2 lety

      Thanks Coomer

  • @Werrf1
    @Werrf1 Před 3 lety +1987

    "Do you, Legal Eagle, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
    "Well, it depends."

    • @ericredbear425
      @ericredbear425 Před 3 lety +68

      Imagine reading THOSE wedding vows!

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno Před 3 lety +234

      *Turns to face camera* Hey, Legal Eagles, it's time to think like a divorce lawyer!

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 Před 3 lety +9

      @Shounico Hopefully with more than just a couple hours to read it all...

    • @blakexu4943
      @blakexu4943 Před 3 lety +29

      The parties involved are still negotiating over the prenuptial agreement.

    • @blakestrike3905
      @blakestrike3905 Před 3 lety +11

      "Sidebar?"

  • @samrakita4279
    @samrakita4279 Před 3 lety +2167

    When are people going to learn, antifa isn’t an organization. Saying someone is close to antifa is like saying they’re close to feminism. It’s a viewpoint, not a club.

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 Před 3 lety +414

      Yes, I am Antifa and we are conspiring to steal your pizza and your beer. Screw the election! We're hungry!

    • @BeerElf66
      @BeerElf66 Před 3 lety +209

      I've got a headache from trying to explain that one. I keep going though. It's surprising how it's accepted by mainstream people that Antifa is an organisation. I think there was a Czech organisation in the 1960s that used the name. But other than that, nah.

    • @SkaterMisterAxe
      @SkaterMisterAxe Před 3 lety +18

      It’s an organisation for sure...

    • @sarahotto6006
      @sarahotto6006 Před 3 lety +298

      Exactly! I mean, there are local groups, but there are local vegan groups too, but no one thinks there is some national vegan organization.
      I do really like the anti-antifa shirts. They have no idea that the shirt really says they are pro-fascist.

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno Před 3 lety +35

      @@steele_heart77 Pizzagate? XD

  • @prime77089
    @prime77089 Před 3 lety +290

    "The earth is round. Two plus two equals four." There are some people out here who would beg to differ...

    • @comkver
      @comkver Před 3 lety +9

      Well, 2+2 equals five where I'm from. Lol

    • @mystmicro2551
      @mystmicro2551 Před 3 lety +13

      2 plus 2 eqauls fish you moron

    • @sib183
      @sib183 Před 3 lety +10

      @@comkver when you have sufficiently large values of Two

    • @WisteriaDrake
      @WisteriaDrake Před 3 lety +15

      If that suit works, I'd love to see the look on all the Flat-Earthers' faces. It would be tantamount to court ruling that the globe earth is legally correct, and could potentially assist in defamation lawsuits by scientists against flat earthers who make the bogus claims.

    • @postmasterspecific
      @postmasterspecific Před 3 lety +1

      Are we at war with Eurasia?

  • @broski365
    @broski365 Před 3 lety +139

    If only the people investigating had some kind of way to record voices with a device to use as evidence. I guess the world may never know

    • @jacqlynberkoh2175
      @jacqlynberkoh2175 Před 2 lety +19

      If only there was a way to look up a log of some sort of previous calls. If only that log could store the individual(s) called, the time, the duration, outbound or inbound, destination, etc. If only it was possible. I think I'm going to create something that does just that and I'll call it a " Call Log". Nobody steal my idea.

    • @andrewjgrimm
      @andrewjgrimm Před 4 měsíci

      Would that be legal?

  • @KrBme78
    @KrBme78 Před 3 lety +1539

    "Who's that on the phone with you? Is that Eric from Dominion?"
    "No, it's Jake from State Farm."
    "Well he sounds like antifa."

    • @roguevector5284
      @roguevector5284 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah that is because he a very long day!

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 Před 3 lety +9

      You’re a genius

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st Před 3 lety +53

      Further interrogation revealed that it was in fact Jared from Subway.

    • @jordanrhys7749
      @jordanrhys7749 Před 3 lety +23

      @E M I watched one of those videos too. There's no proof in the video that they are Antifa yet every comment underneath is along the lines of "looks like antifa to me".

    • @jordanrhys7749
      @jordanrhys7749 Před 3 lety +12

      @E M my moneys on Cthulhu

  • @BrianBullington
    @BrianBullington Před 3 lety +337

    "Conscious indifference to the facts" is perhaps the perfect phrase for the last 4 years.

    • @lyreparadox
      @lyreparadox Před 3 lety +26

      "Actual Malice" also works well.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 3 lety +6

      Double-think coming in hot

    • @Delta-ei7im
      @Delta-ei7im Před 2 lety +1

      I'm reminded of Michael Gove's statement of "people have had enough of the experts"

  • @captain_context9991
    @captain_context9991 Před 3 lety +323

    "Antifa phonecalls" As if Antifa is a real organisation with a phone number, a receptionist and an address.

    • @Khyron56
      @Khyron56 Před 3 lety +57

      You didn't get the business card? I did. Mr. It Depends was made CEO on November 4th.

    • @tabithabex
      @tabithabex Před 3 lety +34

      What do you mean? I am that receptionist.

    • @Josh-fj9hi
      @Josh-fj9hi Před 3 lety

      I don't know what to laugh at more your comment itself or your terrible grammar. Unless you're a gnarled tooth Brit

    • @bookwrmxoxo5105
      @bookwrmxoxo5105 Před 3 lety +33

      I always hear them crying about ANTIFA but i have never seen ANTIFA anywhere except that one time they fought the pRoUd bOis

    • @davechongle
      @davechongle Před 3 lety +19

      and as if someone would just outright say "i rigged the election lol" that is where all of this came from. a guy making up a phone call on a podcast. good god

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 Před 3 lety +272

    It's always interesting to see people like Mike Lindell shift from "I WANT them to sue me! I have all the evidence!" And then reality kicks in when they realize "No wait, I really DO NOT want to get sued by them"

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus Před 3 lety +38

      "I don't believe glyphosate in Argentina is causing cancer for example, you could drink a whole quart of it and be fine."
      "Oh you'd like to drink some? We have some right here..."
      "I'd be happy too..."
      --- A very smart boy, defending weedkiller in the best interview of all time

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 Před 3 lety +21

      @@ILikedGooglePlus Oh my god you reminded me to show that video to my climate change denier dad who tried to show me a propaganda video with Patrick Moore in it.

    • @v3prhunterkiller828
      @v3prhunterkiller828 Před 3 lety +5

      @@IAmNumber4000 show me the sauce

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 Před rokem

      !!

    • @pugachevskobra5636
      @pugachevskobra5636 Před rokem

      Lmfao I completely forgot about that. I gotta track it down immediately.

  • @TheListofMrRaguso
    @TheListofMrRaguso Před 3 lety +338

    Objection: your disclaimer failed to address why a Wookiee like Chewbacca would want to live on Endor with all the much smaller Ewoks. It does not make sense. And if that doesn’t make sense, and mentioning Chewbacca in your disclaimer doesn’t make sense - the jury must acquit.

    • @dracorex426
      @dracorex426 Před 3 lety +12

      Shortstacks.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 Před 3 lety +22

      I see that you, too, were listening to the impeachment defense

    • @michaelt4007
      @michaelt4007 Před 3 lety +7

      @@dracorex426 I laughed way to hard at that.

    • @SandyRiverBlue
      @SandyRiverBlue Před 3 lety +5

      My understanding is that he has the unfortunate habit of tearing the arms off of people wbo insult him. Not understanding what the people around you are saying may be a good way of breaking this habit.But then who knows, he might just be into short chicks.

    • @Sllacy
      @Sllacy Před 3 lety +2

      @@SandyRiverBlue this is a compelling argument

  • @yehat17
    @yehat17 Před 3 lety +587

    I really appreciate the disclaimer: Do not summon the KRAKEN. So many people are overlooking this lately.

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 Před 3 lety +39

      *puts away kraken-summoning tutorial* So sad. It has a lot of arms and could shovel snow really well.

    • @willyum3920
      @willyum3920 Před 3 lety +26

      "the real legal kraken was the friends we made along the way"

    • @Xenobears
      @Xenobears Před 3 lety +25

      Why summon the kraken when you can summon the Karen? Much easier to find and set on your enemies: just tell her they’re the manager.

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Xenobears I am not sure if that is not too brutal ...

    • @jacobmcallister4161
      @jacobmcallister4161 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Xenobears If I tell the Karen the snow is the manager will she remove it ?

  • @JanPospisilArt
    @JanPospisilArt Před 3 lety +220

    "Coomer"
    Ooof, that's a name, certainly a name these days. Man.

    • @heinzriemann3213
      @heinzriemann3213 Před 3 lety +28

      It's DR. Coomer! Love it.

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah, Half-Life was such a good game.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula Před 3 lety +4

      Sounds like some sort of vague, mildly racial slur...

    • @heinzriemann3213
      @heinzriemann3213 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Rugelacharugula it's a counter to 'boomer'. From 'cum'.

    • @an_fiach
      @an_fiach Před 3 lety +8

      @@AmstradExin Hello Gordon!

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula Před 3 lety +290

    Can we add Sidney's glittery leopard print sweater to that lawsuit? That is *actual* actual malice to people with eyeballs.

    • @cynthia3433
      @cynthia3433 Před 3 lety +7

      And her pearl necklace too.

    • @therandomnessoftheuniverse
      @therandomnessoftheuniverse Před 3 lety +1

      how about all the cardassians ? can we add them too ? because they are malice to people with brains

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 Před 3 lety +9

      @@therandomnessoftheuniverse Cardassians? As in the Star Trek characters?

  • @RagnarLodbrok1
    @RagnarLodbrok1 Před 3 lety +387

    I would not assume that Sidney Powell knows that the Earth is round.

    • @seaoftranquility7228
      @seaoftranquility7228 Před 3 lety +14

      Actually, on balance it’d be safer to assume the opposite.

    • @The2wanderers
      @The2wanderers Před 3 lety +11

      Like with the election, she's probably quite prepared to make bad faith arguments that it's not, but I'm not sure that changes the fact that she KNOWS it's round.

    • @andrewmartin3671
      @andrewmartin3671 Před 3 lety +15

      Here comes a lawyer arguing that being an "oblate spheroid" is different to being round.

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 Před 3 lety +8

      Sidney Powell _might_ know - although I wouldn't put long odds on it - but I am fairly certain a large fraction of her followers don't.

    • @felironmaden1429
      @felironmaden1429 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure flat earthers think the earth is round, they just dont think it's spherical. Personally i find the hollow earthers to be more entertaining.

  • @_JayRamsey_
    @_JayRamsey_ Před 3 lety +759

    It's so entertaining how they act like "Antifa" is some big, *organised* group.
    I saw the _president_ of antifa talking to Eric Coomer!

    • @memesredacted
      @memesredacted Před 3 lety +12

      They may not be AN organized group but they do organize into groups. Like the rioting throughout Minneapolis, Seattle, and portland were organized by people who identify as antifa

    • @tieck4408
      @tieck4408 Před 3 lety +17

      I hear many many people claiming it's unified, has a command structure, is indigenous, and stands for "anti fascist" despite the pronunciation.
      >Antifacistische Aktionsgruppe, dating to the 1930s
      Oh and who has been suspected of supporting them in the past? Of course it's Trump's #1: Russia.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 Před 3 lety +186

      @@memesredacted ... People organize in the name of something in this case it's anti-fascism... That doesn't make it an organization That's like calling feminism an organization

    • @sluggyr
      @sluggyr Před 3 lety +4

      Facts

    • @geraldgrenier8132
      @geraldgrenier8132 Před 3 lety +64

      Yep Antifa is a philosophy that multiple smaller groups subscribe to, there no coordination between them though they often independently respond to the same public actions by fascist groups and individuals.

  • @bradenr867
    @bradenr867 Před 3 lety +177

    “SLANDER!? I’m offended, in print it’s libel”

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa Před 3 lety +16

      Ah. Good old J. Jonah Jameson... (or close enough)

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo Před 3 lety +8

      I understood that reference.

    • @Shan2TheBoner1987
      @Shan2TheBoner1987 Před 3 lety +7

      Unpopular opinion but those were, in my opinion, the BEST spidey movies. Also, it's "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken. in print, it's libel" czcams.com/video/XscaGDxuQqE/video.html

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa Před 3 lety +5

      @@Shan2TheBoner1987 Yeah, that's why I added 'close enough' to my comment.

    • @mdell7248
      @mdell7248 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ItBePatYo nice one cap.

  • @TacComControl
    @TacComControl Před 3 lety +35

    We just gonna skip over the fact that there is no such organization as "Antifa", and that it's a principle of action, not a corporation?

    • @ILoveGrilledCheese
      @ILoveGrilledCheese Před 2 lety

      Or the fact that this so called "antifa" only seems to show up wherever Trump supporters happen to be? Suggesting that the two groups might be the same thing.

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Před rokem +1

      They exist they just don’t have a head basically they’re highly decentralized

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah, it’s more of a philosophy like feminism or fascism or white supremacism than a specific organization.

  • @jameslewis2635
    @jameslewis2635 Před 3 lety +75

    This has to be one of very few times where I find myself wishing the big companies the best of luck with their lawsuits.

    • @delpullen730
      @delpullen730 Před 3 lety

      Does anyone but us get that reference? That was my favorite parody commerial. I still quote that line to this day.

  • @BurazSC2
    @BurazSC2 Před 3 lety +308

    I'm a little disappointed the disclaimer didn't transition to lyrics of "never going to give you up" towards the end for an all time great Rick Roll

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 3 lety +6

      That's true and I've always felt that way but I think you should remember that we're no strangers to love.

    • @dougdrazga4461
      @dougdrazga4461 Před 3 lety +7

      I thought that too. Missed opportunity.
      I'm also not a cat. Or a lawyer.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Před 2 lety +31

    3:15 - Chapter 1 - The lawsuits
    6:10 - Chapter 2 - How to prove defamation
    9:50 - Chapter 3 - Types of damages
    10:35 - Chapter 4 - Defenses against defamation
    10:50 - Chapter 5 - Analysis of claim
    12:05 - Chapter 6 - Other lawsuits coming up !
    13:15 - Chapter 7 - Retraction law
    14:45 - Chapter 8 - Smarmatic V Fox & Newsmax
    16:35 - Chapter 9 - Smarmatic & dominion V OANN
    17:50 - Chapter 10 - Dominion V Sidney Powell
    26:20 - End roll ads

  • @JanEikeK
    @JanEikeK Před 3 lety +72

    Response to Smartmatic-Lawsuit: "My client is, and has for a long time been, a believer in the reality of flat earth..." XD

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 Před 3 lety +16

      We all know the earth isn't flat; if it was then cats would have knocked everything off by now.

  • @minscandboo9749
    @minscandboo9749 Před 3 lety +365

    I have read the legal disclaimer and understood it. I’m still going to summon the Kraken anyway though, unless a bailiff stops me from writing this by tackling m

    • @Werrf1
      @Werrf1 Před 3 lety +49

      Twist! The bailiff is a kraken.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 Před 3 lety +10

      The fact that i wasn't actually watching, just listening, made a good chunk of the comment section confusing

    • @johndoe-ek1qs
      @johndoe-ek1qs Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @squillen
      @squillen Před 3 lety

      hehe nice

    • @dr.samueltgains6122
      @dr.samueltgains6122 Před 3 lety +4

      "GO FOR THE EYES BOO! THE EYES!!"

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer Před 3 lety +217

    "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball" will always be the single funniest legal disclaimer in media history.

    • @procrastigamr
      @procrastigamr Před 3 lety +13

      I pissed off my roommate because she was trying to solder electrical wires in the next room, and my burst of laughter scared the shit outta her.

    • @noahnoah2747
      @noahnoah2747 Před 3 lety +4

      @@procrastigamr out of curiosity what was being soldered?

    • @user-sf4fy8bq1h
      @user-sf4fy8bq1h Před 3 lety

      I don't get it 😕

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer Před 3 lety +10

      @@user-sf4fy8bq1h
      It's from a mid-90s SNL skit, in which the titular ball was shown in a commercial that lasts of 12 seconds
      czcams.com/video/GmqeZl8OI2M/video.html
      Increasingly-bizarre disclaimers go on for a *full minute* afterward, including the "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball" line.

    • @pbibbles
      @pbibbles Před 3 lety +3

      "Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq"

  • @stephenperry1006
    @stephenperry1006 Před 3 lety +75

    "Do not summon the Kraken" Sir, I wish you'd shown me this an hour ago...

    • @jeffreymoffitt4070
      @jeffreymoffitt4070 Před 3 lety +4

      The contract is not retroactively effective. You're good.

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Před rokem

      Agreed. Is there an escape clause in the standard kraken-summoning contract…?

    • @RK-252
      @RK-252 Před rokem +1

      @@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ I tried to ask happy fun ball but it was interpreted as a taunt. what happened next was... horrific.

  • @krthemaster4794
    @krthemaster4794 Před 3 lety +37

    When your lawsuit starts with "The Earth is round"
    Flat earthers: *O B J E C T I O N*

  • @scmontgomery
    @scmontgomery Před 3 lety +411

    "Thinking like a lawyer may induce vertigo" -me after reading one of four readings for my american contract law course this morning.

    • @chosenonea2992
      @chosenonea2992 Před 3 lety +11

      Good luck! You can do it! Just do the three W's. Work your ass off, work your butt off, and work your behind off. -Me, a 3L

    • @scmontgomery
      @scmontgomery Před 3 lety +7

      @@chosenonea2992 I needed that, thank you. I can't afford the college but I swear I'll understand and apply legal concepts one day

    • @detleffleischer9418
      @detleffleischer9418 Před 3 lety +7

      Godspeed you brave magnificent bastard. If you survived long enough to get to contract law you can survive contract law itself

    • @Hello-tj2cp
      @Hello-tj2cp Před 2 lety +3

      Only if they are insolvent, then you are allowed to smack them with said copy machine, but if principal has BMI over 40, then their t-shirts can not exceed 75% of compensatory damages

    • @ps374249
      @ps374249 Před rokem +1

      Actually happening to me RN as a 1L. I literally have had to make an appointment to get glasses, because I think I'm getting migranes from the reading.

  • @BRUXXUS
    @BRUXXUS Před 3 lety +323

    Can you imagine going through all the work, spending so much money, and being so covert that you could infiltrate some secret organization to spy on a conference call..... then not record it. 🤦‍♂️

    • @Gardengallivant
      @Gardengallivant Před 3 lety +6

      Well, it is not that he didn't try. He never said anything but his attempt to record what he heard just sounded like him alone in his place when he played it back. Not wanting to try to explain they got to his recording equipment he just leaves it out when he talks about the call.

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 Před 3 lety +2

      Apparently this Coomer guy was a vitriolic Trump hater on his social media, so none of it is farfetched assuming the screenshots of his social media are true

    • @Blaisem
      @Blaisem Před 3 lety +62

      @@drew7155 Writing vitriolic twitter messages about Trump is, for you, equivalent to establishing a motive to rig an entire election without anyone else in his company being aware of it and then committing to a nationally scrutinized lawsuit that would only risk drawing more attention to his criminal actions?
      Well, if that's what vitriolic twitter messages about Trump means, then I guess you can sign up a couple tens of thousands of people--and call them idiots to boot for making a lawsuit out of it.
      Seriously, do people not see the implausibility of conspiratorial accusations and pause for a moment to consider all the steps it would take for it to be true?

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 Před 3 lety

      @@Blaisem I said "not farfetched." But you did your best to disingenuously paint me into a box.
      Once you connect the voting machines to the internet, your "it's too big, it could never happen" theory goes right out the window. All it would take is one hacker. And why were those machines connected to the internet, when we were explicitly told they would not be? I'll be awaiting your explanation. Try to not be disingenuous this time. Thanks

    • @kemalasaridina1898
      @kemalasaridina1898 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Gardengallivant Well that sounds like an interesting evidence to be presented at the court. Normal people would just think he's delusional 😂

  • @omochatoshite
    @omochatoshite Před 3 lety +22

    As an Australian lawyer, I’m really enjoying your videos and learning about the American process. One thing I’ve always found strange is the fact you can attribute any number to your damages in the complaint. Our claims require that the originating motions/complaints already contain the particulars of how the Plaintiffs arrive at the damages sought. And also that people can apparently make any ol’ claim without there being a proper basis?

    • @guysabol8743
      @guysabol8743 Před 7 měsíci

      In the suit with Netscape Navagator ( N/N) v Microsoft(M/S), N N sued M/S for them not allowing thee use of N/N on any of their Ps. They only used M/S Explorer. It took 15 years for N/N to get them thru courts..M/S delayed for misapplication of one PERIOD. in one line of one suit! The ending WAS N/N won the LAwsuit and M/S had to pay arrears to the tune of ::ahem:: $215K. That was a slight slap on the wrist of M/S. I should have been $215M !

  • @scootergirl3662
    @scootergirl3662 Před 3 lety +90

    The first fact we could start with with “antifa infiltrator” guy is that there a little something called “voice memos” on your phone. Or is he going to say he doesn’t have a phone because antifa would bug it?

    • @kemalasaridina1898
      @kemalasaridina1898 Před 3 lety +14

      There are people saying he actually recorded the conference but it only showed his voice lmao 😂😂

    • @jacqlynberkoh2175
      @jacqlynberkoh2175 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kemalasaridina1898 omg😂. Just him talking to himself but changing his tone and pitch every now and then.

  • @Oney105
    @Oney105 Před 3 lety +804

    Who Paused to Actually read the Full Disclaimer?

    • @grizzlybears
      @grizzlybears Před 3 lety +9

      maybe

    • @randomperson3398
      @randomperson3398 Před 3 lety +25

      Yep, I read it the entire thing with the maximum level of scrutiny.

    • @joshuajoe1419
      @joshuajoe1419 Před 3 lety +42

      I’m watching a video about the law for entertainment, what do you think I did.

    • @Baddad36
      @Baddad36 Před 3 lety +13

      It depends.

    • @dillonhounshell9786
      @dillonhounshell9786 Před 3 lety +21

      Of course I did.
      ...I work insurance. I deal with the law regularly. I read my T&C's.
      Shit...The arrogance kicked in.

  • @tracyblanchard7663
    @tracyblanchard7663 Před 3 lety +257

    I love that Newsmax's retraction boils down to "Our news coverage ran 'lies' that others told first."

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 Před 3 lety +36

      Newsmax: we were just following the crowd

    • @joelsteverson
      @joelsteverson Před 3 lety +30

      The "I was just following orders" of journalism.

    • @psyc8407
      @psyc8407 Před 3 lety +7

      It’s like the Nuremberg trials of defamation. “Wir folgten nur Befehlen.”

    • @rajyavardhansingh4491
      @rajyavardhansingh4491 Před 3 lety +1

      Newsmax is like the CNN of the Republicans.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces Před 3 lety +6

      That's even worse. They knew in advance that they were giving a platform to people who they knew would use it to lie. The people who did it "first" have a much better defense - they didn't know the lie was coming until they put them on air.

  • @MrDeadhead1952
    @MrDeadhead1952 Před 3 lety +129

    I'd really like these right-wing flakes to explain how you can 'infiltrate' a political philosophy.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 Před 3 lety +37

      “I have successfully infiltrated activism”

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Před rokem +15

      “I successfully infiltrated a secret feminism meeting on zoom.”

    • @erisdiscordia5429
      @erisdiscordia5429 Před rokem +4

      It's pretty easy, you enter that philosophy via writings and speeches that show you 'align' with that philosophy, you build up followers, and then you slowly change what you were saying until your followers follow You instead of the organisation you both used to be a part of.
      Pretty basic stuff, happens all the damn time.

    • @Diablo3364
      @Diablo3364 Před rokem +7

      ​@@erisdiscordia5429 where can I learn this power time to turn republicans into democrats.

  • @FeyPhantom
    @FeyPhantom Před 3 lety +21

    Unfortunately, I died laughing reading the disclaimer. Would've liked to see the rest of the video before keeling over.

  • @pthomgalaxy
    @pthomgalaxy Před 3 lety +56

    "Thinking like a lawyer may cause vertigo, dizziness, temporary blindness, sleep deprivation, extreme arrogance, laquacity, and slurred speech" 😂

    • @wraitholme
      @wraitholme Před 3 lety +5

      Loquacity _and_ slurred speech? Awesome, I'll sound like an elderly English professor! :D

    • @peema10
      @peema10 Před 3 lety

      I tell you, I was beginning to worry that they'd forgotten the potential risk of intoxication.

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator Před 3 lety +326

    Is it just me who's dying laughing at the fact that right-wingers are directing their anger at a guy whose last name is Coomer?

  • @svenlopez3120
    @svenlopez3120 Před 3 lety +27

    The dancing women during the chastity part was pure genius

  • @jaysmith1685
    @jaysmith1685 Před 3 lety +16

    "I don't believe in anything anymore, I'm going to law school. " -Jimbo, the Simpsons

  • @aconsideredmoment
    @aconsideredmoment Před 3 lety +343

    The Big Lebowski Defense: "Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

  • @svsguru2000
    @svsguru2000 Před 3 lety +171

    Never mess with the Dominion. Just ask the Cardassians.

    • @irreverentbard7322
      @irreverentbard7322 Před 3 lety +27

      Not enough trekkies in this comment section... damn shame...

    • @DrewNorthup
      @DrewNorthup Před 3 lety

      @@irreverentbard7322 Perhaps, but some of us also didn't live someplace with enough cable TV to watch all of the newer stuff. Thanks for the nudge.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete Před 3 lety +7

      Stupid zealots. Wanting to take away my root beer.

    • @Leto617
      @Leto617 Před 3 lety +13

      @@DrewNorthup Deep Space 9 is approaching 30 years old.

    • @tmtmtlsml
      @tmtmtlsml Před 3 lety +11

      Dominion counsel before entering the courtroom:
      Obedience brings victory. Victory is life!

  • @somethinlike23
    @somethinlike23 Před 3 lety +41

    Would love to see a video on the "unchaste" cases that have happened.

    • @becomingachristian
      @becomingachristian Před 2 lety +2

      We need an unchaste research team

    • @putler965
      @putler965 Před 2 lety +5

      It tends to go hand in hand with the loathsome disease category.

  • @ellie-angel9254
    @ellie-angel9254 Před rokem +13

    Anyone else here after Fox settled for $787 million? 👀😝

  • @jaimegarch
    @jaimegarch Před 3 lety +84

    Plot twist: the Eric on the call was Eric Trump and was trying to make sure his father lost.

  • @klausoshaunacey8429
    @klausoshaunacey8429 Před 3 lety +174

    “Who are you talking to?!”
    “Eric. From Dominion.”
    “Eric from Dominion at three in the morning!? Who is this?”
    “It’s Eric. From Dominion.”
    “What are you doing “Eric from Dominion”.”
    “Uhhh... rigging an election?”

  • @perfectlyfine1675
    @perfectlyfine1675 Před 3 lety +18

    I can't believe that there's a man named "Eric Coomer"

  • @bryanreed742
    @bryanreed742 Před 3 lety +18

    Fun fact: Smeagol's last name is "Beagle."

  • @WillariousTheTherapist
    @WillariousTheTherapist Před 3 lety +117

    I am so happy that Smeagol found a productive career after recovering from his crippling Precious addiction.

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet Před 3 lety +6

      He was pretty down for a time, but then he became real hot stuff.

    • @mduckernz
      @mduckernz Před 3 lety +3

      And lava exposure. Just casually.

    • @musashi939
      @musashi939 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mduckernz that gets you only burnt feet. Or at max burnt ankles. Funny how movies always get this wrong. Molten stone is so sense you don't just sink in like it's water.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 3 lety +2

      @@musashi939 Exactly! Smeagol/Gollum should have had massive fall trauma and if not immediately dead from the fall would have burnt alive on top of the lava, and the ring might have sunk before melting depending on the surface tension of the lava and the relative densities.
      -
      I am a big fan Of Kyle Hill's channel (old and new)

    • @getoffamylan6844
      @getoffamylan6844 Před 3 lety +1

      It's a career, but we can debate whether or not writing Legal Eagle's disclaimers is 'productive'.

  • @NankitaBR
    @NankitaBR Před 3 lety +153

    Me: * summoning the Kraken *
    * reads the disclaimer *
    Oh, crap...

  • @TheActualNews
    @TheActualNews Před 3 lety +71

    OAN: In a shocking new development, Dominion voting machine has turned out to be Antifa member in cardboard box!

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 Před 2 lety +6

      Not just any member! It was actually Eric himself!
      “I made *effing* sure I was inside every dominion voting machine.” (Effing means very very btw.)

  • @osvaldorivera1134
    @osvaldorivera1134 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for your very informative and timely videos! They just keep on getting better and this one had me rolling.

  • @markschwarz2137
    @markschwarz2137 Před 3 lety +215

    I'm British and I live in Tokyo, so why should I be interested in a channel about US law? I don't know, but I just subscribed.

    • @arcturionblade1077
      @arcturionblade1077 Před 3 lety +51

      American law and politics are a freakin' circus. Like a bloody car crash, you can't look away.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 Před 3 lety +3

      @@arcturionblade1077 Lol I guess a clown knows a lot about the circus.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 Před 3 lety +1

      Maybe because it's basically just English Law wtih a twist?

    • @extrastuff9463
      @extrastuff9463 Před 3 lety +8

      I don't live in the US either, but I still consider it useful to be aware of some of the things that can go on in it.
      For this one I just wanted to see how many potentially stupid choices defendants of this case have made, but since youtube and other international companies publishing media it can be useful to stay somewhat aware of what is going on with laws that impact media distribution, copyright, etc. Places like the US and EU with ideas about how to enforce copyrights can have a big influence on platforms.
      With the above goal in mind I usually watch at least the informative and sometimes what seems potentially entertaining ones.

    • @franklinrichards6559
      @franklinrichards6559 Před 3 lety

      I mean if you want a bias slant of american politics sure. Not s good page for hard data and news that's not twisted to an agenda. Page changed when he saw the interactions when saying orange man bad.

  • @vipero07
    @vipero07 Před 3 lety +108

    Seems like the defending lawyer in the Smartmatic lawsuit only need prove his clients don't actually know the Earth is round and don't know two plus two equals four. What an easy case for him to win.

    • @davidwright7193
      @davidwright7193 Před 3 lety +16

      Well there is the reason they are not going to sue Lauren Bobbet or Marjory Taylor Green....

  • @peterweller8583
    @peterweller8583 Před 3 lety

    Okay, I checked and I am subscribed.
    In the end the fact that I did so is all that really maters, at least to me.
    Thank you for your insightful and articulate dissection of some of the critical issues we find ourselves deluged in.
    If I had the money I'd most certainly have you on retainer.

  • @DieNextInLINE
    @DieNextInLINE Před rokem

    I just recently discovered your channel and subscribed after watching two videos.
    Love your presentation on all these events and how you lay it out for us.
    Your sense of humor makes me forget how bad lawyer talk makes my head hurt.

  • @thalandor46
    @thalandor46 Před 3 lety +126

    "Smeagol at the Legal Eagle Legal Department..."
    Nope. I'm done. Video is over. Cannot be topped.

  • @1981bdt
    @1981bdt Před 3 lety +41

    4:40 "I didn't write down what he said." Making him the worst spy ever

    • @sarahotto6006
      @sarahotto6006 Před 3 lety +19

      Also not recording the call. How hard is that?

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 Před 3 lety +12

      @@sarahotto6006 He tried, but do you know how hard it is to find blank cassette tapes these days?

    • @snafufubar
      @snafufubar Před 3 lety +4

      @@johnladuke6475 unfortunately he only had the 8 track in his car and that didn't tape very well at all.

    • @1981bdt
      @1981bdt Před 3 lety +4

      @@sarahotto6006 Doubly so when you have the know-how to 'hack' into a conference call.

  • @therealdeal3672
    @therealdeal3672 Před 3 lety +1

    I can't imagine somebody happening upon your channel and not subscribing! You rock!

  • @JTScott1988
    @JTScott1988 Před rokem +4

    Well dominion got fox to settle for nearly a billion!

  • @NovaSaber
    @NovaSaber Před 3 lety +171

    "Just as they knew the Earth was round" - there's a decent chance one of the defendants will see this and think they can get out of it by claiming to be a flat-Earther.
    (And that's assuming none of them actually are, which I wouldn't bet money on.)

    • @ixorix
      @ixorix Před 3 lety +10

      That would be way too hilarious if one of them did lmao

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 3 lety +16

      And I'm not sure Trump is aware that 2+2=4 - he wasn't good at basic maths...

    • @roguevector5284
      @roguevector5284 Před 3 lety +9

      It would be funny if the flat earthers believed that their argument was being censored, because people didn't want to show them the proof that the earth was round.

    • @ashreebird
      @ashreebird Před 3 lety

      i think anyone deep enough in election conspiracy probably also has some Hot Takes about flat earth and The Jewish Question 🙄

    • @cassie9169
      @cassie9169 Před 3 lety

      What about the oblate spheroid argument?

  • @Markle2k
    @Markle2k Před 3 lety +243

    OK, seriously. How many times did you have to say "Smeagol at the Legal Eagle legal department" before it was fit for broadcast?

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 Před 3 lety +8

      There's probably a good blooper reel for that.

    • @vierte_
      @vierte_ Před 3 lety +8

      Smeagol with Stella the legal Beagel working in the Legal Eagle legal department, serving bagels on tables with ladels of pretzels

    • @breed187
      @breed187 Před 3 lety +2

      Does he pay Sméagol with that fake jewelry you can get at grocery stores in the quarter machines?

    • @odolany
      @odolany Před 3 lety

      This guy is an oratory professional, I bet it was nailed at the first take. ;)

  • @danoptic
    @danoptic Před 3 lety +6

    This is the first of your videos that I have watched. It's a pleasure to be in the presence of a first class mind. Thank you.

  • @peterpayne2219
    @peterpayne2219 Před 3 lety +1

    Very glad I found your smart content, greetings from Japan!

  • @MtnNerd
    @MtnNerd Před 3 lety +60

    Honestly this was one of the few times where big numbers made sense to me as a non-lawyer. Government contracts can be well in excess of a billion dollars, and if the company loses one due to the disinformation, that's a real loss.

  • @corwin32
    @corwin32 Před 3 lety +143

    “Antifa conference call”. Lord. Like they’re the Legion of Doom.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus Před 3 lety +16

      They're really great hosts, actually. Helped us push our much-vaunted, successful Shadow-Queer and Baby-Killing agenda.

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus Před 3 lety +5

      Or even exist as a group

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 Před 3 lety +9

      @@RaptorJesus And now? We're gonna start a riot so we can loot some pizza and beer. I'm starving after all us ANTIFA folk killed all those babies.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 Před 3 lety +8

      @@steele_heart77 Nice try, narc. A real sworn member would just eat the babies.

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 Před 3 lety +1

      @@johnladuke6475 Ah, yes. I prefer mine char-broiled.

  • @60sStyling
    @60sStyling Před rokem

    Love you analysis and explanation to all this legal mumbo jumbo. Thanks.

  • @redapple3256
    @redapple3256 Před 3 lety

    Subscribed! Great, interesting videos! Thanks for making them!

  • @Subpar1224
    @Subpar1224 Před 3 lety +51

    Some day you'll ask a question rhetorically and instead of saying "well, it depends" you'll just be like "yes." And we will all be absolutely shook

  • @vhs3760
    @vhs3760 Před 3 lety +155

    Devin: ....actual malice
    me: oh nice, something legal language makes no sense to me but i think i can understand this
    Devin: this has nothing to do with ill will!
    me: shit

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid bhs

    • @thepenguin9
      @thepenguin9 Před 3 lety +5

      @@AxxLAfriku spam?

    • @dpc4548
      @dpc4548 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thepenguin9 Yea, she spams here all the time.

    • @KaiHenningsen
      @KaiHenningsen Před 3 lety +3

      Except, it kind of does, if you actually listen to the detailed description he gives. If you just don't care about the actual facts, that certainly does sound like ill will or actual malice (in the non-legal sense) to me.

  • @allstars2825
    @allstars2825 Před 3 lety +2

    This is so interesting. Thank you!

  • @faithhenderson1357
    @faithhenderson1357 Před 3 lety +1

    This is so awesome, we are tired of these childish lies hurting companies.

  • @Zso-VIII
    @Zso-VIII Před 3 lety +80

    22:50 "...and those are very, very big numbers."
    As we learned earlier in the video, those are effing big numbers.

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 Před 3 lety +101

    "Leagal Smeagol"
    I just about died lmao

    • @mr.badnewsreviere2005
      @mr.badnewsreviere2005 Před 3 lety +11

      Don't take G. Smeagol lightly! When he thinks something is important he doesn't let it go.

    • @rosssnyder4490
      @rosssnyder4490 Před 3 lety +4

      The rule of law is precious to him.

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa Před 3 lety +1

      If someone hasn't already started a twitter account with this handle I will lose my faith in humanity (again)

    • @tomskih203
      @tomskih203 Před 3 lety +1

      Legal Smeagol works with a Legal Beagle at Legal Eagle.

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tomskih203 Legal Smeagol shoots a Legal D-Eagle while he works with a Legal Beagle at Legal Eagle.

  • @truesimplicity
    @truesimplicity Před 2 lety

    Your commentary is just as viable and helpful as when it was first posted, thank you for your clarifications on this and many other legal matter's.
    Layperson

  • @AnthonyCJW
    @AnthonyCJW Před 3 lety +3

    "DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL", ahaha love the reference!

  • @Eira_
    @Eira_ Před 3 lety +169

    "Conspiracy theories about Dr. Coomer"
    "Look Gordon! Voting machines! We can use these to rig the election!"

    • @DoodTheDoodler
      @DoodTheDoodler Před 3 lety +16

      Holly is just behind everything, isn't she?

    • @Nosajsom
      @Nosajsom Před 3 lety +11

      I'm so happy I'm not the only one that made that connection

    • @skye5637
      @skye5637 Před 3 lety +6

      25 play coins to rig the election! garden, feed me my coins

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello, Gordon

    • @nutntubear
      @nutntubear Před 3 lety +4

      Hello, Gordon!

  • @PhilosopherInsomniac
    @PhilosopherInsomniac Před 3 lety +51

    "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
    That takes me back. Nicely done.

  • @eattherich9215
    @eattherich9215 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for another excellent and accessible essay on the law.
    I frequently refer the clueless to your videos in the hope that they might actually learn something, but I know they would rather remain ignorant of both the law and facts.

  • @cheshirecat7957
    @cheshirecat7957 Před rokem +1

    That disclaimer was hilarious 😂

  • @Rubberman202
    @Rubberman202 Před 3 lety +124

    "effing means very very"
    lol, this guy...

  • @TheMissingLink2
    @TheMissingLink2 Před 3 lety +269

    Anyone else actually read the legal disclaimer? Hilarious.
    "Don't stop believing."
    "Don't stop watching this video or the baliff will tackle you."
    "Do not summon the kraken."
    Ha. When will My Legal Eagle be hitting the market? I want 10!

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Před 3 lety +20

      Does pausing the video to read the disclaimer count as stopping watching the video? I am asking since the baliff is already looking at me.

    • @SI-fz1zv
      @SI-fz1zv Před 3 lety +4

      you forgot, "DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL"

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge Před 3 lety +1

      I was just missing "Do not disturb the water"

    • @TheNr0
      @TheNr0 Před 3 lety

      i had to look up "loquacity"

    • @Misterobozo1
      @Misterobozo1 Před 3 lety

      Who is Happy Fun Ball?

  • @CHOOSEPEACENOTWAR
    @CHOOSEPEACENOTWAR Před 3 lety +1

    I ALWAYS TUNE IN BC I LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE WEARING.....VERY STYLISH SUITS, TIES, C-LINKS AND SO ON! I CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY BC YOU TAKE MUCH PRIDE IN HOW YOU PRESENT YOURSELF AS A LAWYER. THANKS

  • @clemstriker
    @clemstriker Před 3 lety +2

    "Reading the script
    like a hostage" lol I started laughing so hard at that.

  • @M644theawesome
    @M644theawesome Před 3 lety +34

    "what are you gonna do, sue me for a billion dollars, oh for 1.3 billion" That is how you know that they are serious

  • @dbert1024
    @dbert1024 Před 3 lety +214

    I can’t believe the channel’s resident dog isn’t a LegalBeagle

  • @chibiparadox
    @chibiparadox Před 3 lety +6

    Now everyone is gonna want pillows made from shreded legal briefs.

  • @arcadion448
    @arcadion448 Před 3 lety +4

    4:37 - Yeah, that's inadmissible hearsay. No judge will allow that in court.

  • @generallylevel-headed9671
    @generallylevel-headed9671 Před 3 lety +108

    "They're gonna argue Sidney Powel was in it for the money-"
    *Ad begins playing*
    After ad plays, a video if rolling money plays with a "cha-ching!" sound
    Well played

  • @dimerization
    @dimerization Před 3 lety +112

    Love the concept of Antifa being an organization that hosts conference calls with high level management at Dominion

    • @michaelwerkov3438
      @michaelwerkov3438 Před 3 lety +17

      they should be creative fiction writers, honestly. theyre terrible with the real world, but great with fanciful made up shit

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 Před 3 lety +15

      @@michaelwerkov3438 that would require character writing, arcs, and in-depth looks at human psychology.

    • @michaelwerkov3438
      @michaelwerkov3438 Před 3 lety +2

      @@silentdrew7636 i still say we push for it for the secondary and tertiary benefits: studies over the last decade or so have shown that reading character fiction can actually teach and reinforce empathy.
      so, in my professional opinion, the play needs to be: swap out their real power for imagined power, coax them into writing fiction since its what theyre good at.... and the pray real real real hard to the gods i dont believe in that the more ridiculous stories they write, they might accidentally grow a conscience and some empathy

    • @AlwaysAC
      @AlwaysAC Před 3 lety +8

      @@michaelwerkov3438 the whole Q thing is actually a quite spectacular work of fiction. There are currently those who believe that DC is a separate nation and Biden is being allowed to think he’s in charge but all high level democrats and, for some reason, the pope have been arrested and are awaiting execution. Amazing fiction

    • @CitanulsPumpkin
      @CitanulsPumpkin Před 3 lety

      @@AlwaysAC pretty sure they just stole that whole plot line from the South Park episode that explained why Christians celebrate the death of the messiah by coloring eggs and having grown men dress like rabbit furries.

  • @ianm1049
    @ianm1049 Před 3 lety +7

    You need a tee shirt that just says "*Well, maybe..."

  • @davidmanka5953
    @davidmanka5953 Před 3 lety

    I really enjoy your show, keep up the good work

  • @LeviathanTamer31
    @LeviathanTamer31 Před 3 lety +126

    Me: *Reads the Terms and Conditions* "I accept these Terms and Conditions."
    Also Me: Hehehehe *SUMMONS THE KRAKEN*

    • @johndoe-ek1qs
      @johndoe-ek1qs Před 3 lety +3

      Lol I'm *KRAKEN* up! 😉

    • @Imasuky
      @Imasuky Před 3 lety +6

      He'll be seeing you in court then.

    • @acastanza
      @acastanza Před 3 lety

      "I'll see you in.... binding arbitration"

  • @brianbeswick
    @brianbeswick Před 3 lety +89

    Wait... by continuing to watch I’m bound by the terms and conditions of the legal disclaimer, but the legal disclaimer threatens to have me tackled by the bailiff if I don’t continue watching. Doesn’t that mean I’m being forced into a contract under duress???!!! I’d get Legal Eagle on this but there’s a conflict on interest!
    #LegalCatch22?

    • @antoniojohnson104
      @antoniojohnson104 Před 3 lety +5

      Brilliant sir I watched the video where he said that too 😂

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Před 3 lety +8

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 You are, in fact, correct. The contract is void (I think, it might just be voidable, I always have a hard time with those two)

  • @y8080
    @y8080 Před 3 lety

    Good work man!

  • @ThatsTheCombinationOnMyLudgage

    You should revisit this. It’s been hard to get good information on these lawsuits.

  • @Zekonos1
    @Zekonos1 Před 3 lety +62

    "thinking like a lawyer may cause... extreme arrogance" LMFAO

  • @MastaDJMax
    @MastaDJMax Před 3 lety +72

    Digital Homicide, take note: THIS is what defamation looks like

    • @julianharmse8705
      @julianharmse8705 Před 3 lety +8

      I immediately thought of them when I read the title of the video

    • @MrLunithy
      @MrLunithy Před 3 lety +8

      YAY for Jim!.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria Před 3 lety +8

      Thank God for Jim!

    • @user-zr9hu3tf1y
      @user-zr9hu3tf1y Před 3 lety +1

      aw man, I know they're not American but you just know those guys were rooting for trump and giuliani and powell and all them

    • @MastaDJMax
      @MastaDJMax Před 3 lety +1

      @@user-zr9hu3tf1y do not care.

  • @Pandaemoni
    @Pandaemoni Před 3 lety +11

    G. Smeagol missed a perfect opportunity in the Legal Disclaimer to add "By watching this video, you agree that, if you have the Precious, you must gives it to us."

    • @shelbypowell9919
      @shelbypowell9919 Před 3 lety +2

      You must engage with us in a competition of riddles. Loser gets eaten. No take-backsies, no passes, no pockets.