Regular Car Reviews: 2012 Toyota FJ Cruiser

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
  • This is a car for someone who wants a Hummer H2, but who also reads The Huffington Post, and folds the word "sustainability" into every conversation.

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  • @megatronVS
    @megatronVS Před 7 lety +1633

    I came here for a car review but I got a course in philosophy instead.

    • @GunsNBudder
      @GunsNBudder Před 7 lety +121

      Welcome to RCR!

    • @DelNiceBeto
      @DelNiceBeto Před 6 lety +36

      That's an average video here

    • @tomasbickel58
      @tomasbickel58 Před 6 lety +16

      Toyota FJ Cruiser: The Stand-Alone-Complex of car.

    • @dafordkidfilms2264
      @dafordkidfilms2264 Před 5 lety +10

      It's more educational than a college lecture in philosophy . It's realistic in college it's about a fantasy

    • @rossedwardmiller
      @rossedwardmiller Před 5 lety +3

      You mean Semiotics

  • @stupidmonkez
    @stupidmonkez Před 9 lety +1231

    Just found out my drivers ed teacher watches RCR. I found out he had a focus st. We started talking about cars and he told me how his girlfriend didn't realize it was a stick until after he bought it. I said you could have told her st stood for supple trim. He responds with, "see Tanya." Made my day. It made me realize how great the RCR community is.

    • @RegularCars
      @RegularCars  Před 9 lety +257

      Flabbypanda WOAH

    • @saxwastaken
      @saxwastaken Před 9 lety +20

      SPER Sports Technology

    • @Gyrant
      @Gyrant Před 9 lety +18

      SPER I always assumed it stood for Single Turbo.

    • @AwesomenessUploader
      @AwesomenessUploader Před 9 lety +17

      SPER mannn I thought it was Sport Trim

    • @richardharrold9736
      @richardharrold9736 Před 9 lety +32

      SPER Nah, it's Essex, short for "Shag Tracey", or, alternatively, "Sexually Transmitted"...

  • @bilbobob
    @bilbobob Před 8 lety +1821

    The FJ is for the person who wants a Jeep but doesn't want a vehicle held together by glue and tape

    • @davidgrgic5999
      @davidgrgic5999 Před 6 lety +3

      DYNABIKE1 shut up baby

    • @stevenstritenberger1761
      @stevenstritenberger1761 Před 6 lety +134

      Agreed, or one that rusts out if it sees rain through the garage window. Love the FJ!!

    • @bdcasey11
      @bdcasey11 Před 6 lety +39

      Saud Siddiqui are jeeps supposed to be unreliable? Ive had 2 with over 300k miles

    • @gwats19577
      @gwats19577 Před 6 lety +78

      It's a jeep that won't drain your wallet.........

    • @jenkins1017
      @jenkins1017 Před 6 lety +55

      Only valid argument here is the drain your wallet part. Jeeps aren't cheap. Other than that, they are the iconic off-road vehicle of the world for a reason. Just spend your money on what you like and don't let anyone tell you different.

  • @Iliac2112
    @Iliac2112 Před 9 lety +376

    One of my cub scout leaders drove an FJ. It was always out of the back of that thing that we had our deepwood taco lunches.
    The guy was simultaneously all masculine and cool because, hey, in our eyes as Cubs, he was a big bearded leader who made fires, threw hatchets and brought food spicier than our soccer moms would ever feed us. But on the other hand he always looked kind of afraid of you when you looked at him and talked to him, and sounded like he was apologizing whenever he spoke, which was seldom. Whether this says something about FJ Cruiser drivers or about Canadians, I'm not sure.

    • @jebmcnees9348
      @jebmcnees9348 Před 3 lety +13

      This is the exact dichotomy of the FJ Cruiser.

    • @joshualaw375
      @joshualaw375 Před 3 lety +6

      You sir, I believe, have hit the nail upon the head. That’s just about a perfect representation of this car.
      (Also small world, I’m a BSA Assistant Scoutmaster lol)

    • @lukejolley8354
      @lukejolley8354 Před 2 lety

      Yep, Canadians are weird🇨🇦🇨🇦🇬🇧🇬🇧🇧🇲🇧🇲

  • @maxamills1929
    @maxamills1929 Před 8 lety +472

    My grandmother drives an fj. My grandma. That's the last person you'd expect to drive an fj, but oddly makes sense.

    • @faridwakim
      @faridwakim Před 8 lety +29

      my female computer teacher drives one. Makes just a bit more sense as she is a bit manly

    • @brucewayne-ej3cx
      @brucewayne-ej3cx Před 7 lety +23

      EightZeroEight Synthesis its cause your grandma is smarter than most people.

    • @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
      @FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC Před 5 lety +30

      Your grandmother is a simulacra of modern masculinity

    • @xXMapleVodkaXx
      @xXMapleVodkaXx Před 5 lety +13

      I like to imagine you've got one of those outdoorsy Vermont-y sort of grandmas that wear a lot of denim, and in that scenario it makes perfect sense.

    • @cbrooks1992
      @cbrooks1992 Před 4 lety +7

      Right. It's a car for the woman who would have bought a Hummer, but felt guilty about it. So she buys the Hummer package, but that gives the impression of a modern family car. FJ Cruiser.

  • @Ultrakillerism
    @Ultrakillerism Před 9 lety +357

    I live in Middle East and this car is god-tier here, shame that they canned production for the NA market due to low sales, the only cars that beat it in dune bashing are the Land Cruiser/LX570 and the H1 Hummer.

    • @cliffharris1822
      @cliffharris1822 Před 9 lety +54

      Nice regional insight, appreciated...

    • @pepayson
      @pepayson Před 9 lety +82

      Ultrakillerism its seems like u people only drive toyotas, I've always used that as a reason to like toyotas, My grampy always said If 15 arabs can fit in the bed of that thing with an with an anti aircraft gun and still smash through the desert, than it must be reliable

    • @Ultrakillerism
      @Ultrakillerism Před 9 lety +32

      Pete
      We don't have AA's on pickup trucks where I live, but good point right there.

    • @mabamabam
      @mabamabam Před 9 lety +9

      Ultrakillerism Better than the Prado?
      Because its pretty much the same car but the Prado looks less stupid and has more space.

    • @Ultrakillerism
      @Ultrakillerism Před 9 lety +14

      mabamabam
      Prado is a Land Cruiser and price is around 75% higher

  • @ethan043
    @ethan043 Před 8 lety +97

    You forgot to mention the 3 windshield wipers!

    • @AlexisChateau
      @AlexisChateau Před 4 lety +13

      I think he stopped reviewing the FJ a few minutes in, so he never got to the rest of it. 😐

  • @Evan2
    @Evan2 Před 8 lety +120

    That introduction was fucking incredible.

  • @hallmonitor98
    @hallmonitor98 Před 8 lety +377

    should have taken it off road, it would make you appreciate it for what it was made for. Staying on paved road the whole time is like using an RV as a daily commuter and criticizing it for being a giant lumbering gas guzzler with a microwave.

    • @paulpeynado7842
      @paulpeynado7842 Před 7 lety +32

      hallmonitor98 LOL great analogy.

    • @KurNorock
      @KurNorock Před 5 lety +9

      It's awful offroad. It's ifs, it doesn't flex, and the visibility is shit.

    • @427060
      @427060 Před 5 lety +2

      At least it's being reviewed in its natural habitat. FJs that get seriously wheeled get breaky very fast, especially halfshafts and diffs.

    • @brucewayne-ej3cx
      @brucewayne-ej3cx Před 5 lety

      @@427060 they upgraded in 2010 to bigger diff. The 4runner too

    • @fritty9927
      @fritty9927 Před 4 lety +10

      Kur Norock I smell a disgruntled Jeep fan boy😄

  • @Ziggy0120
    @Ziggy0120 Před 8 lety +219

    I actually really like the FJ cruiser idk why but it has always appealed to me

    • @sleaf6
      @sleaf6 Před 8 lety +36

      HEY EVERYBODY!!! WE FOUND ONE!

    • @kobyharrison5593
      @kobyharrison5593 Před 8 lety +26

      You're one of *them*!

    • @brucewayne-ej3cx
      @brucewayne-ej3cx Před 7 lety +13

      sleaf6 this truck should've been reviewed off road. You guys are stupid.

    • @sleaf6
      @sleaf6 Před 7 lety +1

      bruce wayne sounds pretty... "based" of you lolololollolool

    • @Commissar0617
      @Commissar0617 Před 7 lety +4

      i wouldn't mind one. the winters around here are snowy and ice enough, it'd be great to be able to drive myself outta the ditch

  • @scambroselauntrellus3681
    @scambroselauntrellus3681 Před 9 lety +68

    The more I watch RCR, the more I realize that Mr.Regular is an English major.

    • @coureurdebois
      @coureurdebois Před 9 lety +1

      well, hes not, its the guy who is singing. (i think)

    • @prashanthpanicker2890
      @prashanthpanicker2890 Před 9 lety +4

      I believe the Roman does more of the writing.

    • @Racin3
      @Racin3 Před 7 lety +15

      They're both English majors, both have masters

  • @johnbarr2011
    @johnbarr2011 Před 8 lety +7

    This guy rips a great car, I live in the northeast where it snows roughly 7-8 months a year, and the FJ is an absolute beast in bad weather on bad roads. Maybe he should stick to reviews of minivans and imports that run above 100 grand. Sounds like that might be HIS style.

  • @JevonMaddox
    @JevonMaddox Před 9 lety +47

    My Product Design, Quality processes, and senior design professor drives an FJ Cruiser and uses it as a snowplow in the winter. He bought it to replace his Jeep Grand Cherokee. Here's his review on your review:
    "Well I don't think they paint a very clear picture of the consumer, but i agree with the rest. I bought mine based almost exclusively on MPG, the guy in the video called the FJ a gas hog. He has a point with the aesthetics, it is styled with the middle aged hipster in mind. My FJ spends as much time on dirt and gravel as it does on asphalt and it is great in the winter. I need the clearance in the winter and the 4 wheel drive works flawlessly. I don't like the traction control bullshit, but i have been very happy with everything else.
    take care,
    W"

    • @JevonMaddox
      @JevonMaddox Před 9 lety +8

      correction: he used to have Jeep Commander 5.7L V8 hemi

    • @lyric.kayden
      @lyric.kayden Před 8 lety +6

      +Jevon Maddox
      He made a great choice. Jeep's are horrible for reliability and the FJ is a great vehicle for everything. This guy making the video obviously must be a Jeep or Hummer fan trying to trash an FJ.

    • @MirageTactics
      @MirageTactics Před 7 lety +2

      Lyric Klein he's actually a Toyota fanboy. Which you clearly aren't if your calling a FJ cruiser an "FJ".

  • @jasonsong86
    @jasonsong86 Před 8 lety +154

    Lol, I didnt know you actually did a review of the FJ Cruiser because I own one. I think to me the FJ cruiser totally makes sense the way it is designed. It's reliable. Most people buy cars like this type are not hardcore offroaders but they want 4x4 and ground clearance living in a snowy area. They also want to use it daily for many miles. I've seen people with over 400k miles on the car never had any issues. The interior is designed to be functional. All plastic, easy to clean. Big buttons and knobs, easy to use with gloves on. The last thing you want in an SUV is carpeted floor and fancy trim to get damaged and buttons too small to use. Think of it as a shovel, you never cared what kind of material its made out of. The design however is a bit odd mainly because it's retro looking and the other problem is the brand. People buy Toyotas don't really look for unique looks, they want something that blend in and reliable. The FJ is too much look at me kinda retro. Overall, I like my FJ. It's not something you see everywhere on the street.

    • @Hakunamutata916
      @Hakunamutata916 Před 6 lety +10

      Everything Goes so many contradictions... people buy Toyotas to blend in... I like my FJ because it’s not something you see every day.. lol

    • @freddieh5539
      @freddieh5539 Před 5 lety +4

      I bought my '08 FJ brand new, and currently have a little over 100k miles. It has been as reliable as I expected, for a Toyota. Replaced tires, battery, brake pads...no other problems. I've only used 4WD a few times. In each case I was going someplace to shoot guns that most cars would be unable to navigate. Take that however you want.

    • @Oldfarmlady
      @Oldfarmlady Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly!! What good is getting 40mpg if your replacing your car every 3 to 4 yrs. Or all the folks who can't drive around in a low clearance small vehicle. My dirt roads would tear up a little car in no time at all.

  • @nickb3968
    @nickb3968 Před 8 lety +103

    The plate says "JPNHUMR", I suppose the owner meant "Hummer", but I think "humor" is more appropriate.

    • @dbh1cibai
      @dbh1cibai Před 8 lety +35

      JaPaNese HUMmeR

    • @terrythomas1690
      @terrythomas1690 Před 8 lety +1

      Japan Hummer ! but Not ! really wish they wpould make a newish 1975 toyota landcruiser with maybe an airbag or two so we did not die at the thought of a roll over ..... they were pretty narrow !

  • @jordanlerner8150
    @jordanlerner8150 Před 9 lety +424

    4 am here and I'm watching RCR instead of getting some sleep for school

  • @Haloruler64
    @Haloruler64 Před 9 lety +14

    "You're not remembering the memory itself, you're just remembering the last time you remembered it." It may be an RCR quote, but it's a very real twist on a car review. Bravo, it describes this car very well.

  • @alecjahn
    @alecjahn Před 8 lety +95

    The saws get me every time. I have to pause it and walk away for a couple seconds.

  • @blacksheepfjs58
    @blacksheepfjs58 Před 7 lety +41

    I love my Tonka Toy. There's nothing else like it on the road.

  • @TheSavvySultan
    @TheSavvySultan Před 8 lety +32

    My mom has one of these, it was great. Correct me if I'm wrong, but because of the all plastic interior you can just hose out the inside of the car.

    • @UintaDave
      @UintaDave Před 5 lety +7

      2008 Trail Teams Owner, you can’t just hose down the interior because realistically there’s wiring underneath the flooring interior and it would damage them over time if not properly dried. You can easily clean the interior and it’s a breeze after off-roading.

    • @jackstacey7519
      @jackstacey7519 Před 3 lety +2

      I own one, and while I wouldn't take a hose to the interior, a bucket of water and a sponge combined with the plastic and rubber floors make cleaning much easier.

  • @olbear303
    @olbear303 Před 9 lety +39

    How could you not mention the fact it has 3 fucking wiper blades!? Japan's subtle nod to Americans love of excess? I believe so.

    • @MrStiggy91
      @MrStiggy91 Před 9 lety +10

      Or, because the windshield is so short and wide that any pair of conventional wipers would not give sufficient coverage. I think the three wipers are basically a result of a vehicle going straight from concept to production.
      It is probably the quirkiest thing about the FJ and I too am surprised it wasn't mentioned.

    • @RoobieD
      @RoobieD Před 9 lety

      UMMs had them for ages

    • @cliffharris1822
      @cliffharris1822 Před 9 lety

      Perhaps tres blades were required to span the windshield with optimum efficiency?

    • @christopherconard2831
      @christopherconard2831 Před 7 lety

      A response to the idiotically short greenhouse. Either lower the doors or raise the roof. Only the new Camaros have a worse design.

  • @SpacemanXC
    @SpacemanXC Před 9 lety +210

    I agree, it's fucking hard to describe this car. You can clearly see what they were trying for. But pegging it is difficult because of the diverse nature of its drivers. The context of masculinity is hilarious. Because here in SoCal these are driven by soccer moms and dentists with garage gyms and mountain bikes that they mostly use to hang stuff on. To me, it embodies a form of pseudo masculinity that says "I LOOK LIKE I CAN DO STUFF...BUT I DON'T."
    It's never a choice for real off road people, because the idea of building a sweet jeep for less money will always appeal to those guys. And anyone with real money buys a Land Rover. So where does this thing fit? I don't really know. Somewhere in middle class mediocrity I guess.

    • @Brockftw69
      @Brockftw69 Před 9 lety +7

      Jeeps cost quite a bit more than the FJ. My dad wanted a car that he could go offroading with, but also daily drive. For a 2007 FJ a good starting price is 16k. For a 2007 Wrangler 4door, the price is >20k.

    • @Brockftw69
      @Brockftw69 Před 9 lety +9

      "Anyone with real money buys a Range Rover" that is just not true. Anyone with real money (who wants to offroad) buys a 2014 Rubicon

    • @SpacemanXC
      @SpacemanXC Před 9 lety +7

      Brockftw69
      Then why do all the rich people around here drive Land Rovers instead of Rubicons? I've never seen a home worth at least a million sporting a Jeep out front.
      You're confusing rich people with guys who actually want to spend a week in Moab or Death Valley.

    • @SpacemanXC
      @SpacemanXC Před 9 lety +13

      Brockftw69
      Yeah, but I'm not talking about new Jeeps when I say "build for less money." You're forgetting that 90% of off road culture is 80's Toyata Hiluxs and 90's Jeep Cherokees. Those are the guys I'm referring to.

    • @SpacemanXC
      @SpacemanXC Před 9 lety

      *****
      Not so shocking really. They're a dime a dozen and fairly capable stock. And even better if you throw on some heavier axles.

  • @breeze787
    @breeze787 Před 8 lety +51

    I like that my FJ CRUISER doesn't have: "Death Wobble", "Hood Flutter", transmission problems, engine start issues, air conditioning break downs, oil leaks, cabin, road and wind noise. I like my FJ Cruisers ride & the looks I get from Jeep & Range Rover owners. I like the looks of my FJ while I'm towing my trailer. I like watching others watching me make it through 2 feet of snow as they envy my unheeded progress. I like picking up my FJ after getting it detailed and having to answer questions about if I just bought it off the showroom floor. I find that getting 20 miles per gallon works for me. I like the handling and taking it off road.
    Mainly I like the fact that my last 4 Toyotas made it a 'no brainer' to get the FJ Cruiser because of the quality & the reliability built into all TOYOTAS. All politics aside FJ Owners have no remorse purchasing an SUV made by TOYOTA that will follow in the footsteps of $30,000 to $100,000 FJ40's built back in the 1970's for $6,000.

    • @dwadholm1
      @dwadholm1 Před 6 lety +7

      Are you suggesting that FJ Cruisers will go up in value? Highly doubtful...but they should hit a floor and stick like Jeeps.

    • @pablocontreras8767
      @pablocontreras8767 Před 5 lety +12

      @@dwadholm1 Fun fact.... The FJ went up in value since you wrote this...

    • @dwadholm1
      @dwadholm1 Před 5 lety +5

      @@pablocontreras8767 Yeah it's weird. 98+ 4WD Ford Rangers are skyrocketing as well.

    • @pablocontreras8767
      @pablocontreras8767 Před 5 lety +2

      DJ Wadholm yeap. That’s because they are very capable off-road vehicles, that are also reliable. You don’t find many options like that anymore!

    • @D_2_M
      @D_2_M Před 4 lety

      @@dwadholm1 go check for used one it's crazy.

  • @josiahemhof5586
    @josiahemhof5586 Před 2 lety +2

    I know someone has already said it earlier and better but this quality of writing is so rarely seen in the automotive community, in particular yt that I can’t help but come back and watch these older (now) videos almost entirely for the talent that you have, and a fun(ish) car to boot. Thank you

  • @bavarianbanshee
    @bavarianbanshee Před 7 lety +3

    I love when Mr. Regular goes deep into topics like this. I could listen to him talk about these kinds of concepts for hours.

  • @OutsideAndStuff
    @OutsideAndStuff Před 9 lety +189

    Having been off-road quite a few times in one of these, and having been half way up the door in swamp water in one of these, I feel like you missed out on seeing another side of this car.
    Yes, there are tons of bros compensating, and yes it guzzles gas, and yes plastic as f*uck. But give this car another run. But next time, please go off-road and see how far you can work that level before thinking it's going to flip end over end. :)

    • @Rudenbehr
      @Rudenbehr Před 6 lety +6

      Outside & Stuff No.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj Před 6 lety +17

      Sorry for the late reply. I'm also drunk. Anyway, I would totally buy one of these if it wasn't so got dang expensive in the used market. I don't want to be a hardcore off roader. I just want to hit trails and go camping. Do some star gazing at night. This truck would be perfect. But damn, Toyota used inflation on top of the fact that these are loved but not in production anymore.

    • @isaacrodriguez2523
      @isaacrodriguez2523 Před 6 lety +3

      this vehicle is on point,mountains, dunes, desert offroad and highway 4x4 is great in action. I have to question weather or not you've ever driven one.🙄

    • @Bartonovich52
      @Bartonovich52 Před 5 lety +10

      No... it’s not.
      If you’re serious about off-roading, you’re not buying one of these.
      You’re buying a beat up truck to turn into a prerunner or flogging an old [insert light, narrow, body on frame SUV here] around.
      This is too new, too ponderous, too plasticy, and too complex for serious off-road work.

    • @dmak81
      @dmak81 Před 5 lety +5

      Bartonovich52 wrong.

  • @Eatinbritches
    @Eatinbritches Před 9 lety +78

    I don't know... the FJ is pretty capable off road. It's a good choice if you want something that will take you just about anywhere, but you're not a hobbyist off roader and don't want a project build. Maybe it gives off an air of faux-masculinity, but it does have the nuts to back it up after all.

    • @jonathanpeterson1
      @jonathanpeterson1 Před 4 lety +2

      People tend to shit on off-road capable vehicles if they don't have solid axles, lockers or if they are unibody. A lot of SUV's are more capable than you think they are.

  • @atfsgeoff
    @atfsgeoff Před 9 lety +7

    You forgot about one important demographic. The FJ Cruiser also appeals to people who appreciate its unique and very robust drivetrain. 6 speed manual, coupled to a high/low transfer case pushing power to a Torsen center diff, which splits the power to Torsen front and rear diffs, meaning there's always power going to all four wheels, through a fully mechanical linkage (no viscous couplings here!). It's the Unicorn of OEM 4WD systems.

    • @cefb8923
      @cefb8923 Před 3 lety

      Its not, all Wranglers have come with that for basically ever. But I do appreciate it non the less because basically nothing else does anymore. Once I heard six-speed it sounded so soothing, I am buying a car that is fun to drive but then getting it in automatic.. why?

    • @atfsgeoff
      @atfsgeoff Před 3 lety

      ​@@cefb8923 Wranglers never came factory-equipped with Torsen diffs. Some higher trim levels have electronic locking diffs, like the Rubicon. Not the same thing.

    • @connor3288
      @connor3288 Před 2 lety

      @@atfsgeoff tj rubicon rear axle is combo of locker and gear type lsd, basically a torsen design. Front is open/locker combo

  • @nezerac
    @nezerac Před 9 lety +373

    The fj is for someone who wants to offroad but doesn't know anything about offroading.

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz Před 9 lety +33

      +No username exactly who needs mud and dirt when you have terrible roads

    • @nezerac
      @nezerac Před 9 lety +1

      *****
      That depends on what part of what state you live in. San Diego, Ca? GET A FJ! LOL

    • @nezerac
      @nezerac Před 9 lety +3

      *****
      "I own a 1992 Ford Festiva,"
      YOU LIE!!! LOL. I want one of those SO FUCKING BAD BRO!! I need to get another Bronco first but festiva is on my top 10 cars to own list.

    • @alexander1485
      @alexander1485 Před 9 lety +2

      +nezerac Geo Metro, LSi is better.

    • @nezerac
      @nezerac Před 9 lety

      alexander1485
      Metros aren't bad. If I'm honest I'd own either one. I'm not too tall and I don't mind a slow car in town. If I had to choose I'd choose a festiva and if I had a second pick it'd be the Chevy Sprint Turbo.....look that one up :D

  • @anarchybullet1624
    @anarchybullet1624 Před 8 lety +49

    Thanks for the effort on making this video, But to be honest FJ Cruiser is a great off road car :P

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo Před 9 lety +15

    1. That last bit of existential memory metaphore really floored me.
    2. JPNHUMR

  • @Spectrum184
    @Spectrum184 Před 9 lety +14

    The memory thing...
    Mind. Blown.

  • @usernameuser5573
    @usernameuser5573 Před 9 lety +19

    Recognizing all the filming locations is starting to creep me out.

  • @captainbacon3634
    @captainbacon3634 Před 6 lety +5

    I own an FJ Cruiser, AND I LOVE IT. It’s amazing, you can’t understand it until you drive one for awhile.

  • @Sekushiwolf
    @Sekushiwolf Před 8 lety +57

    I always thought of the FJ as more of an answer to the Wrangler.

    • @jcnopal1740
      @jcnopal1740 Před 6 lety +2

      Sekushiwolf me too

    • @kathyjulian1369
      @kathyjulian1369 Před 6 lety +8

      It is

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 Před 6 lety +10

      I agree. It's a retro-inspired "reboot" of the old Toyota FJ40, which was basically a Japanese Jeep CJ.

  • @DonutHole123
    @DonutHole123 Před 8 lety +8

    I can't help but watch the intro over and over again

  • @quarawlisstafford487
    @quarawlisstafford487 Před 8 lety +39

    this video made me watch it and take in all the knowledge but at the end of it all i kinda sat back with a understanding and still said to myself like a remedial child with adhd in algebra "Wait what"

    • @codyayo6158
      @codyayo6158 Před 5 lety +1

      Well i feel attacked lol i got adhd and failed algebra 2

  • @WRXXXual
    @WRXXXual Před 9 lety +13

    "#3: Social justice warrior who co-opts another minority's right to be offended."
    Amen, and thank you.

  • @gwats19577
    @gwats19577 Před 5 lety +5

    I like my FJ.... it's a Land Rover Defender without the Cost, lack of reliability, and snobbery.... It's a great Colorado ride.......

  • @keon5779
    @keon5779 Před 7 lety +13

    Love these cars so much! But they are so expensive now, used ones can go for 32 thousand dollars!

    • @l8nightvibes
      @l8nightvibes Před 3 lety +1

      depending on the year tho.. 2014 under 40k mileage can run up to $50k

  • @countvlad8984
    @countvlad8984 Před 9 lety +24

    No one buys Toyota 4x4s, because no one needs new ones! Many 60s FJs still run today, so whats left for a car that's 5-6 or 7 years old.

    • @awesomeologyism
      @awesomeologyism Před 9 lety +4

      But those old FJ40s can get pretty stupid expensive if they're even remotely nice

    • @V8SupercarFan05
      @V8SupercarFan05 Před 9 lety +2

      How about the millions of old Land Cruisers still running around

    • @countvlad8984
      @countvlad8984 Před 9 lety +1

      Yes,they can definitely be salty, but no matter how salty, never as salty as a new one. (Also I'm not sure if this was some dig, but the FJ40 IS a Land Cruiser) :)

    • @V8SupercarFan05
      @V8SupercarFan05 Před 9 lety +2

      Yeah but also including the newer models, like the J70

    • @cliffharris1822
      @cliffharris1822 Před 9 lety +3

      True Sir, true.

  • @streetgangtm
    @streetgangtm Před 9 lety +92

    Parody of "Daddy why did you eat my fries?" from Adventure Time at the end I'm pretty sure.

    • @Angel7black
      @Angel7black Před 9 lety +3

      ^this, i nearly lost my shit

    • @antecboy
      @antecboy Před 9 lety +2

      Yes, I did notice this too

    • @alabaz
      @alabaz Před 9 lety +5

      i thought i was crazy for a second. i had to look it up. confirmed. the roman is the best

    • @SM-qe4wd
      @SM-qe4wd Před 9 lety +6

      Stealth Bobber Isn't it Radiohead's Creep?

    • @antecboy
      @antecboy Před 9 lety +1

      Sm ramgator Listened to it again, but it bears little to no resemblance to Radiohead's Creep compared to the Adventure Time's Daddy why did you eat my fries. Besides it's way too upbeat for the very grungey Creep song

  • @VertigoGTI
    @VertigoGTI Před 9 lety +23

    My contribution: My hairstylist/barber has an FJ Cruiser and asks me constantly if I want to go off-roading, possibly because I have an old 4Runner. I've accepted his offer multiple times but he always seems to find an excuse to not go. He's a nice guy; hell, I'd even call him a friend. But I've never understood his reasoning of purposely buying a vehicle and then setting up 'just kidding' offers to take it on a trail. I chalked it up to small talk until I noticed that he asked me every time I got a hair cut. And he's even said, "Hey, do you remember when I asked you if you wanted to hit up a trail", quickly followed by a smile... almost as if he's recalling our imaginary trip like it was a genuine memory.

    • @metallicademon
      @metallicademon Před 9 lety +10

      BRO LETS GO TO MOAB
      MOAB
      /rcr inside joke

    • @666cemetaryslut
      @666cemetaryslut Před 9 lety +4

      I've met people like that who are all talk and no action, I hate that shit. It's probably a fantasy of his but he's too afraid of breaking it or something.

    • @VertigoGTI
      @VertigoGTI Před 9 lety +3

      metallicademon MMMMMHHHH.... SO HARD FOR MOAB

    • @cliffharris1822
      @cliffharris1822 Před 9 lety

      perhaps the moral of the story is: hairdresser's don't come correct?

    • @mickeylikecrazyy
      @mickeylikecrazyy Před 9 lety +4

      It's called owning a "Mall Crawler". You buy it and fix it up for off roading but youre actually too scared to take it out. Exactly like being a poser.

  • @vilchenburgbodesky1
    @vilchenburgbodesky1 Před 8 lety +4

    Love my fj, 07 Trd special edition. Super reliable, beat it to death 130k miles all original except tires obviously. Only needed oil brakes and the 100k tune up. Just won't die

    • @ezekielherrera4070
      @ezekielherrera4070 Před 7 lety +1

      ryan klein hell yeah i have a 4x4 automatic from 2008. 185kmiles and still runs like a dream

  • @1Aevum
    @1Aevum Před 8 lety +23

    If Mr Plinkett did car reviews...

  • @ovrlxnd
    @ovrlxnd Před 9 lety +57

    If you didn't like the FJ, it's because you didn't take it offroad and use it for what it was designed for.

    • @rdspeedfab
      @rdspeedfab Před 5 lety +5

      Exactly. Why review an off road capable vehicle and leave it on the pavement? I dont mind that he makes fun of it, but at least engage the 4WD and let it eat!

  • @nyansugoi
    @nyansugoi Před 9 lety +4

    I'll remember this episode of RCR so that one day I may remember remembering it, and when that time comes I will come to better understand these things (maybe).

  • @david2996
    @david2996 Před 7 lety +3

    I drive an FJ Cruiser because I like to own a vehicle that actually appreciates in value.

  • @tommyculver6771
    @tommyculver6771 Před 6 lety

    As a fellow writer and orator, I must say that you, sir, are a master wordsmith. I've followed your channel for a couple years, and I'm consistently impressed by your talent. I very rarely comment on videos, but I felt like telling you that I sometimes steal your licks. I steal licks from Clapton and SRV too, and I reckon you get what I mean. It's pure, bloody poetry. Automotive poetry. Thanks for what you do. Another, marginally less talented guy atop a mountain between TN and NC sees what you did there... and it was awesome! Keep it up! ☮️❤️🤘

  • @wompstopm123
    @wompstopm123 Před 8 lety

    i discovered this channel like 2 weeks ago, and it is rapidly becoming one of my favorite channels

  • @negil
    @negil Před 9 lety +30

    Cars getting smaller?
    No, not really.
    Cars are getting lighter and better and gas, but if you take a look at modern versions of older models they're larger.
    My '91 Civic, half the size of a modern Civic, but hey, those are different cars, what about the Fit? The '91 is still smaller.
    90s Rav4s are tiny, new Rav4s big.
    Early to mid-2000 Ford Escapes, small, 2014 Ford Escapes, sorta big.
    But all of those are lighter and better on gas.
    Cars are getting bigger, but more efficient.

    • @mckseal
      @mckseal Před 9 lety +14

      The offroads/SUVs have gotten smaller to improve gas mileage, the small cars have gotten larger for safety reasons.

    • @StarTrekmanrulz
      @StarTrekmanrulz Před 9 lety +1

      Peregrine M
      Yeah, but the smallest SUV on the market these days (probably the Jeep JK) is bigger than my '83 S10 Blazer, heck my Blazer looks small even next to modern sedans.

    • @lamella64
      @lamella64 Před 9 lety +5

      yeah modern cars are heavy and big becouse of safety regulations. big crumple zones, airbags everywhere, A pillars like that big monument in washington.
      allso this weight has to be pulled around so car manufacturers cant realy afford to make undertuned engines anymore which is kinda sad.

    • @masterkang1024
      @masterkang1024 Před 9 lety +2

      vehicles aren't getting smaller, but people are buying smaller vehicles. CRV has gotten bigger over the years, but it's still smaller than a Suburban from the 90's. Hence the cars (that people buy) are getting smaller

    • @Daylan_Chapman
      @Daylan_Chapman Před 9 lety

      masterkang1024 People are still buying the fuck out of Tahoes.

  • @maninredhelm
    @maninredhelm Před 9 lety +6

    I never really considered these ultra-masculine. Only the precise example he's driving, in black and lifted, gives the impression of a hulking vehicle IMO. But its face belongs on some tiny Suzuki off-roader. My mother really wanted a FJ until the massive plastic interior turned her off, and she's the stereotypical suburban female SUV driver who never intentionally leaves the pavement. She thought the FJ was cute.

  • @BIGpoppaKEGdog
    @BIGpoppaKEGdog Před 9 lety +4

    I still don't understand the issue with plastic being used, what's wrong with it? The only issue I ever hear is "it's cheap" which isn't even an issue far as I'm concerned, it's a benefit.

  • @baloneyjusticecheezedog
    @baloneyjusticecheezedog Před 7 lety +1

    The argument of simulation vs simulacra was incredibly deep and insightful... I love that, but i personally feel like the FJ cruiser is actually a water-down copy of what was a really a super capable 4x4 legend, and a failed attempt to capture on the Jeep wrangler market.
    Sure, they took lesson to heart from the HUmmer H2, but that was dead by 2009, and there best year was 2005 when they made 33,000. All Toyota did was make all the same mistakes GM did with basically the same results.
    On that note.. I think for the same reasons I love to have a H2, a FJ Cruiser would also cure my Simulacra 4x4 fixation. Superb videos as always!

  • @limeyosu2000
    @limeyosu2000 Před 7 lety +1

    Even though these went out of production in 2014 the resale on these is incredible! as soon as they stopped making them the resale value went through the roof.

  • @over1498
    @over1498 Před 8 lety +32

    Oh MAN I love RCR but it's nice to see you massively wrong about something. FJ Cruiser has the highest resale value of any car full stop. 2016 and everyone wants one desperately. Turns out the opposite of nobody wanted this thing. It's a fantastic offroader for those who don't want a Wrangler like everyone else. No subconscious image issues, it's just a great SUV.
    And saying it's for a guy "trying to make ends meet"... Well, again even with a shitload of miles the resale is about 90% of the original msrp I'm not a hater, I don't own this, and never will. But damn, the FJ is a great truck.

    • @jacquizzlemons1980
      @jacquizzlemons1980 Před 8 lety

      They're not great at all. They're junky as fuck. They're so cheaply made. I literally watched one with a stock Toyota battery die while the car was driving. The battery died while the car was driving!! I've heard plenty of other horror stories about these too

    • @jackmetzel631
      @jackmetzel631 Před 8 lety +6

      Owner here. sticker was 28 in 2012, value of 32 in 2015 when I bought it off the lease.

    • @anarchybullet1624
      @anarchybullet1624 Před 8 lety +5

      Jacquizz Lemons lol u don't know what fj cruiser is..

    • @stevenstritenberger1761
      @stevenstritenberger1761 Před 6 lety +5

      You're an idiot, I saw one the other day, a 2007 and no rust at all and still going with over 500k miles on it, he's had little to no issues either.

    • @kathyjulian1369
      @kathyjulian1369 Před 6 lety +1

      Jacquizz Lemons You are a dumb moron!

  • @nx_Exe
    @nx_Exe Před 9 lety +5

    Why did you eat my fries? how did that get spoof'd by Roman haha

  • @rickjames9477
    @rickjames9477 Před 9 lety +6

    Toyota missed the boat here in a big way. What NA should have gotten was a 70 series land cruiser like the rest of the world gets. You say there is no FJ 40 like trucks anymore and that simply isn't true. 70 series Land Cruisers are everywhere, except for NA. Offered in so many different flavors you would be shocked, pickups, troopie's, short wheel base, long wheel base, hard top, soft top and then the custom trucks.. They run in mines underground all day long all over north america, but rarely see the light of day. When you see 20 non american soldiers hanging off a truck strapped and loaded with heavy artillery, ak47s and ammo, you can bet your ass the only truck they're trusting is a 70 series. Protectionism at it's finest and it's been happening for years, if we were able to buy what the rest of the world gets the big three would have been tits up long ago....

  • @DaLizMs
    @DaLizMs Před 5 lety +2

    I got a 2014 Trailteams. Been wheeling init and its wicked, Been on roadtrips and wicked again, but I love just rollin around town init also, I look fwd to driving init everyday,. Superman has his Fortress of Solitude and I got my FJ of Solitude. All I ever drove were VW GTi cars for 15yrs but for some reason the FJ was the only appealing 4x4 I was interested in,. loads of ppl dont know what it is which is bonus I think. In the 4 years Ive owned it Iv only seen 1 other in my city of 350k which is dope!

  • @horatiohuffnagel7978
    @horatiohuffnagel7978 Před 7 lety

    How does this channel not have a million subs? Its my kind of humour. It's very sophisticated then he goes off the handle for a second with abstract crudeness and comes right back to normal.

  • @yellowbeanieboy2930
    @yellowbeanieboy2930 Před 7 lety +17

    I saw one of these today and the driver was King Douche. Everytime I switched lanes he would switch to the same lane that I was in. I eventually decided to just floor it past him

  • @bigjohn75
    @bigjohn75 Před 9 lety +30

    i love the fj I use it for camping towing my jon boat it fits my families lifestyle perfectly and I don't think I fit into any of those categories

    • @jaqssmith1666
      @jaqssmith1666 Před 9 lety +11

      +big john i got bad news for ya, buddy...

    • @lyric.kayden
      @lyric.kayden Před 8 lety +16

      +big john
      Same here and I drive it proudly. Trust me if you don't drive a broken down, full of plastic and unreliable parts Jeep than your an outcast. The FJ is a great vehicle and I love it and it's built off the tried and true Prado platform. Previously owned a 04 4Runner and got up to 372,000 miles when I traded it in last year for the FJ. The FJ is excellent and don't believe this idiot who made this video. Gotta be some Jeep or Hummer fan. He talks about the plastic interior but has he been in a Jeep or Hummer because those are all plastic as well but Toyota does use stronger plastics. He has only negative to say and totally is ignorant.

    • @stevenstritenberger1761
      @stevenstritenberger1761 Před 6 lety +3

      .
      Agreed, I'm getting a salvaged one to rebuild and looking forward to it. It fits everything I want for offroad use, towing capacity and everyday driving. I'm not buying it becuase it's some kind of cool status thing, I'm getting one because they are bulletproof and fun to drive. The video maker is clearly an overeducated elitist moron. As for me I'm just a guy who paint and builds motorcycles and lives in the country.

    • @nikhilpatil7218
      @nikhilpatil7218 Před 5 lety +4

      You aren't taking these reviews seriously right? It's just for entertainment.

  • @DrpzOfBlUd787
    @DrpzOfBlUd787 Před 6 lety +7

    When you've been watching RCR for years and now when someone in your master's class asked what a simulacra is, you just say, oh it's like the FJ Cruiser to a room of confused looks and stunned silence

  • @robmoss8198
    @robmoss8198 Před 8 lety +2

    Maybe your funniest video yet. Especially the bit about the hypothetical driver blending quest bars and protein powder.

  • @zacharyf.568
    @zacharyf.568 Před 5 lety +1

    I like how this car was just 2 years old when he reviewed it, yet the interior is used up looking. the condition the cars in makes it look like it was filmed today(2019).

  • @s50201
    @s50201 Před 9 lety +14

    "...modern masculinity as filtered through a crucible of misunderstanding." Amen.

    • @coureurdebois
      @coureurdebois Před 9 lety

      so you just described yourself?

    • @s50201
      @s50201 Před 9 lety +1

      justin bouche I can totally see that about myself -and at least 85% of men at large in society.

    • @iamsoogi
      @iamsoogi Před měsícem

      He got a little dense with all the philosophical masturbation

  • @briansizemore2319
    @briansizemore2319 Před 9 lety +7

    In a lot of ways isn't this similar to the "new" Beetle. I mean it's a derivative work of the original, but nothing like it at the same time.
    And if RCR doesn't know what to do with an FJ I'd love to see them review an Isuzu Vehicross...

    • @InvictvsNox
      @InvictvsNox Před 9 lety +6

      I would LOVE to see a Vehicross review!

  • @nwilczyn
    @nwilczyn Před 8 lety +3

    I was glad when this car came out because companies taking any real chance on styling are few and far between... especially Toyota imo... win or lose, someone had some fun designing it and it always at least makes me smile when I see one on the road... so I say it's 'neat' at least

  • @AdventuresIntoHistory
    @AdventuresIntoHistory Před 6 lety

    This is the greatest car review channel. Ever.

  • @chromerican99
    @chromerican99 Před 8 lety +2

    oh man did not expect the adventure time song reference at the end there...awesome!

  • @wheezin_mtnbkr3576
    @wheezin_mtnbkr3576 Před 7 lety +8

    Ironically, now that old SUVs are becoming desirable in car culture, the FJ Cruiser's value has gone up, and they are being sold for more money used at Toyota dealerships than they nearly were new. That is for the folks who want a vintage looking off road machine....without all the hassle of it being an old off road machine. Hahahahaha.

  • @iluvmyeski
    @iluvmyeski Před 9 lety +4

    @ 7:08 I see a toyota prius review coming

  • @dacasman
    @dacasman Před 9 lety +15

    Nice adventure time reference at the end there xD

  • @ExtraCheeseOnIt
    @ExtraCheeseOnIt Před 6 lety

    I don’t need to take English courses anymore, because I am learning enough from this guy in a couple of videos than I could learn in a month from college.

  • @kathyjulian1369
    @kathyjulian1369 Před 6 lety +1

    The perfect choice for roads outside of Boulder, they handle corners well for a real Suv.

  • @leapoffaith20
    @leapoffaith20 Před 9 lety +81

    270 hp from a 4.0 liter engine?
    What the fuck?

    • @hyperlogos
      @hyperlogos Před 9 lety +45

      Is that a problem? They clearly meant it to keep running for hundreds of thousands of miles. Audi only got 300hp and 295lb-ft out of the original Audi A8 at 4.2 liters. That car does 0-60 in 6.7, not too shabby for 1997

    • @lamella64
      @lamella64 Před 9 lety +37

      yes, its undertuned to be able to take punishment for a longer period of time

    • @FehaWTF
      @FehaWTF Před 9 lety +1

      Martin Espinoza Audi also had the ABH 4.2 litre v8. It had 280hp and 400 Nm (295lb-ft).

    • @hyperlogos
      @hyperlogos Před 9 lety

      FehaWTF was that was they called it in the Audi V8? God I hate that name

    • @FehaWTF
      @FehaWTF Před 9 lety +6

      I have a spare ABH engine and a 5-speed. I also have a spare S13 bodyshell... I'm thinking of building a mad drift missile.

  • @MiguelLuna1
    @MiguelLuna1 Před 9 lety +11

    Dude soo deep I need someone to tow me out of here.

  • @daverunner3397
    @daverunner3397 Před 8 lety +5

    Its one of the few cars that gained value after it left the lot, try to buy one and you will find out.

    • @daverunner3397
      @daverunner3397 Před 8 lety +1

      According to your logic the Suzuki Samuri 4x4 would still be a viable model.

    • @brucewayne-ej3cx
      @brucewayne-ej3cx Před 7 lety

      dave runner shit go watch a vid on Suzuki samari 4x4 and see what's up. They're like wranglers.

    • @MoGumboFukUTubeForChngngMyName
      @MoGumboFukUTubeForChngngMyName Před 5 lety

      I have an FJ (ok... my wife has one), and I had a new Samurai in the day... they are both awesome fun cool vehicles. The Samurai weighed about a buck fifty, it was like a fleet of foot mountain goat... you could drive up the side of a house and park it on the roof... if you were so inclined to do so.
      However, comparing the appreciation of the two vehicles to make your point is faulty. The FJ is one of the very few late 2000s Cars under a million dollars, that is now worth more than its original MRSP.... and it’s appreciating 7% to 10% a year.
      The Samurai has appreciated like every other vehicle from the 70s and 80s. As any generation ages, the cars from their early days become nostalgic and those people now have the means to buy one. And there is a certain affinity and collectibility for quirky cars that people hated back in the day... try finding an AMC Gremlin in decent shape for under 15k
      hope this helps

    • @MoGumboFukUTubeForChngngMyName
      @MoGumboFukUTubeForChngngMyName Před 5 lety

      Dave runner I just notice the first reply to your post was you arguing with your own post... that’s pretty badass!
      that is all

  • @dfjelddalen
    @dfjelddalen Před 8 lety +1

    Went back to this today, it really is one of the best especially with the way the commentary folds in on itself ånd even the intro/outro song tales konger than usual. I will noe always remember remembering this. As I drive my PT Cruiser...

  • @krylonfanboy9643
    @krylonfanboy9643 Před 8 lety

    you just had to hit us with the "you're not remembering the original memory you're remembering the last time you remembered that memory" in that last line there mr regular.

  • @TheJoncic
    @TheJoncic Před 8 lety +14

    And the resale on these is insanely high. Not so much for the H2 Hummer.

    • @SIZLL
      @SIZLL Před 4 lety +1

      H2 hummers have been going up in price

  • @vmontoya4
    @vmontoya4 Před 9 lety +19

    The Mazda Miata was just a British Roadster but without all the poor engineering. Now it's Mazda's most celebrated car.
    The Jeep Wrangler has always notorious for being an unreliable money pit. I thought that this was Toyota trying to do the same thing. All the fun of a Jeep but with none of the headaches.
    I worked with a guy that had one of these. He abused the poop out of it and it never failed him once. I was sure it would be a hit because it was as capable as a Jeep but as reliable as a Toyota. Don't know why it fell flat on its face. Guess for the reasons you stated but I think it's a shame because now the Jeep has no competition and now they're so badly screwed together they catch fire.
    Saw one catch fire with my own eyes trying to get out of a sand pit. A SAND PIT!

    • @amerigo88
      @amerigo88 Před 5 lety

      Jeep has had the CJ, YJ, XJ, JK and so on. A guy told me that FJ was a slap from Toyota - F*&k Jeep!

  • @danieladamczyk08
    @danieladamczyk08 Před 5 lety +5

    Yeah, it's a Japanese Hummer. Enough said. I still like them though.

  • @QUANTRELLBISHOP
    @QUANTRELLBISHOP Před 5 lety +2

    I bought 1 of these because I love how it looks and I like the fact that you see a jeep everywhere and never see these trucks. If I wanted a jeep I would have just bought a tire lmao

  • @JasonGogela
    @JasonGogela Před 7 lety

    This channel is my new Top Gear. Followed up the PT Cruiser with this. I'm learning a lot about cars. Even more about life.

  • @Francoberry
    @Francoberry Před 9 lety +4

    JPNHUMR - LOVE THAT NUMBER PLATE

  • @MrNinjaSkittles22
    @MrNinjaSkittles22 Před 8 lety +5

    I like the creep parody

  • @NukaColaQuantumFan
    @NukaColaQuantumFan Před rokem +1

    Man, how things have changed. I've been dying to get one of these since it came out and I finally got one. And now these are becoming one of the most desirable off-roaders today, with many asking Toyota to bring it back.

  • @rajmoran
    @rajmoran Před 9 lety +1

    I just like the way it looks.

  • @Creamydreamy05
    @Creamydreamy05 Před 7 lety +3

    1:35 nuff said

  • @Demosthenes409
    @Demosthenes409 Před 8 lety +13

    gianna michaels ayyy

  • @YakoffShmirnoff
    @YakoffShmirnoff Před 9 lety +5

    You didn't drive it offroad....that's why you don't understand

    • @awesomeologyism
      @awesomeologyism Před 9 lety +7

      He didn't drive it offroad
      Like many people that own them

    • @jackmetzel631
      @jackmetzel631 Před 9 lety +1

      awesomeologyism He didn't, but the owner of this particular FJ does.

    • @awesomeologyism
      @awesomeologyism Před 9 lety

      Jack Metzel Like many, not all.
      I would love to take one of these things offroading

  • @skswig1
    @skswig1 Před 8 lety

    A simulacra is something or someone that is nostalgic for a past that never existed.
    Best vid I have seen you do.

  • @charlie_nolan
    @charlie_nolan Před 3 lety

    My dad drove a 2007 one until last year. He’s a normal guy. He doesn’t fit any of the FJ cruiser owner stereotypes. Also you can get the 4x4 as an automatic as that’s what his was. The car had some strange factory options. His had heated seats but another option was a kicker subwoofer in the trunk. Also only some of them had the cool indicators in the center of the dash, his did. He got rid of it because the transmission started showing signs of failure.
    Simple explanation of why he got it: it looked cool, but was not uncivillian to the point of impracticality. It had the styling of a very tough car, some of the capability, but could also do normal truck and SUV things. Yes, it is very much a simulacra

  • @thelatenightguard7763
    @thelatenightguard7763 Před 9 lety +11

    SAWS!!!!

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha Před 8 lety +7

    Here's my take on the simulation-simulacra existance of this car.
    You know all those guys in the comments here that keep telling you to review the PT Cruiser? Well, in this video you already sort of reviewed it. And the Prowler. And the HHR. And the New Beetle. (Yes, the New Beetle, the one from the 90s, not the New New Beetle, but same principle applies with that thing.) And trinkets like plastic bits shaped like phonograph horns meant to "amplify" the sounds on your smartphone. It's a little something I came to grips with in high school (2006-2009) when that kind of stuff was all the rage with a certain kind of people that were slowly developing into hipsters and the Culture of Victimhood. To this day, I call it "nouveau retro", half in parody, half in parallel of the nouveau riche, and also because it's got a nice ring to it. Much like new money jerk-offs who only see the world in terms of what they read in People and/or clickbait Top 10 articles that showcase worlds within time periods they never lived in with little to no context aside from why it carries a certain aesthetic, the nouveau retro way of thinking thinks that the only thing you need to know what it's like to have been from somewhere is to have "throwback" styling, and then make everything else super modern. Y'know, getting an iPhone case with a Walkman print on it, or grabbing yourself a New Beetle because you believed, hook, line and SUCKER, that it was to harken back to the "original Beetle spirit of peace, love, and flowers in your hair" as the VW blurb put it. Or, in this case, buying an FJ Cruiser so you can be seen to be driving an "oldskool"-style Land Cruiser with all kinds of modern comfort while at the same time owning a Hummer alternative. It's what happens when you go to a hole-in-the-wall café in New Philadelphia, OH or Kenosha, WI or whatever Smalltown, USA place you can think of and find out that they're gonna start serving alcohol but at the same time keeping the café feel. And you realize you've found yourself in one of two things: a bar for hipsters with no bar, or a small café that's clutching at the straws of communal respectability.
    Then you notice that the owner's driving an FJ. Or a PT. Or a New Beetle (but probably not). Or an HHR. And that's where you realize where he REALLY got the idea. And why he's decided to decorate the place with a bunch of photographic prints of modern models dressed as greasers or beatniks. And a couple of kitsch dog sculptures next to the counter. Because he's nostalgic for a past that doesn't exist except in the catalogs of Montgomery Ward, of which he only saw 10 pages of in a Blogspot journal linked via Facebook from the same person that suggested he get the FJ or PT or HHR or whatever other automotive gateway into the nouveau retro he drives now.

  • @whitesonatan-line2464
    @whitesonatan-line2464 Před 8 lety +5

    WHAT i had a huge mind fuck

  • @zx6dave77
    @zx6dave77 Před 7 lety +1

    "Stench of rose water and yes, dear." Another amazing analogy!

  • @cherrypepsi2815
    @cherrypepsi2815 Před 3 lety

    My uncle had one of these before he died. I hope that whoever my aunt sold it to had a lot of fun with it.

  • @agoogleuser5542
    @agoogleuser5542 Před 9 lety +4

    FJ CRUISER IS AN AWESOME OFF ROADER