REPLICAS - Keanu Didn't Deserve This...

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  • @josieblackburn9421
    @josieblackburn9421 Před 4 lety +6793

    Keanu's boyfriend probs only brought 3 pods so Keanu won't clone his wife, his plan failed and Keanu left his daughter.

    • @peanut5356
      @peanut5356 Před 4 lety +532

      Omg that makes so much since now, I bet he told boss man cause plan A didn't work he decided to kill the family.

    • @lily_littleangel
      @lily_littleangel Před 4 lety +366

      Nice theory but I think that's too clever for this movie.

    • @proton3029
      @proton3029 Před 4 lety +284

      he planned the car crush too so only Keanu can suvive

    • @MegaMeowster
      @MegaMeowster Před 4 lety +35

      Woah

    • @TheGreatPower365
      @TheGreatPower365 Před 4 lety +282

      I love it when a random theory actually makes more sense than the script the writers came up with.

  • @Armadrag123
    @Armadrag123 Před 4 lety +6012

    This feels like a movie Nick Cage would star in.

  • @OldBuford
    @OldBuford Před 3 lety +595

    "if it can speak, then it can feel"
    *glances at google home mini* "you....you good, man? need anything?"

    • @Britt590
      @Britt590 Před 3 lety +7

      😂

    • @TheBestAsbestos13
      @TheBestAsbestos13 Před 3 lety +52

      Everyone asks "how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon," nobody asks "how are you, Google Home"

    • @thejuiceb1235
      @thejuiceb1235 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh god! That was clever 🤣😂

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 Před 3 lety +6

      Pet Parrot: "Seriously man? more seed? I told you, I wanted pineapple!" *throws seed tray at owner."

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. Před 3 lety +5

      I thought you gonna say "if your relationship says step, the law says yep"

  • @Danestewartfilms
    @Danestewartfilms Před 3 lety +479

    Ripping Zoe from their memories was LITERALLY the exact same way King Candy turned Vanelope into a glitch in Wreck it Ralph

    • @kingragnar8023
      @kingragnar8023 Před 2 lety +20

      Spoiler warning damn

    • @asdjklsadj
      @asdjklsadj Před 2 lety +1

      Yes!!! I was wondering why it was so familiar

    • @kristyanrichtr8959
      @kristyanrichtr8959 Před 2 lety +7

      But in Wreck it Ralph, King Candy had the ability to actually change EVERYONES memories, but how is Keanu going to do that to, dumno, teachers, her classmates, etc.?

    • @kristyanrichtr8959
      @kristyanrichtr8959 Před rokem +1

      @Marvel Fanboy I know that, that's why I am asking the OP how is Keanu gonna do that in the movie when it's not the same situation

  • @sirmellaley83
    @sirmellaley83 Před 4 lety +4554

    The special effects on the robot looks like the animation on the original Bionicle movie

  • @3minutes374
    @3minutes374 Před 4 lety +1483

    The CGI in Shark Boy and Lava Girl was more convincing than the CGI in this movie.

  • @override367
    @override367 Před 3 lety +166

    Lol the idea that he'd delete his daughter from ever existing rather than telling his wife that "she's dead but I can bring her back" and then show her the cloning pods is hilariously stupid

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 Před 3 lety +16

      Wife: "Where's Zoe?"
      Keanu: "In a pod in the basement. She'll be back in about 3 weeks, though."

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex Před 2 lety +12

      ikr, especially since it seems like the brain-o-box storage-inator can just hold it indefinitely lmfao

  • @xshullaw
    @xshullaw Před 3 lety +1978

    You can tell Keanu isn't even trying here. He knows this movie sucks.

    • @nuckfut420
      @nuckfut420 Před 3 lety +20

      So why'd he take the gig?

    • @xshullaw
      @xshullaw Před 3 lety +218

      @@nuckfut420 money

    • @davidhero1000
      @davidhero1000 Před 3 lety +161

      @@nuckfut420 i heard director or the producer whatever was his friend or smth

    • @nelieltu9730
      @nelieltu9730 Před 3 lety +51

      He is a mediocre actor.... so I say this is up his alley.

    • @suckstosuck69
      @suckstosuck69 Před 3 lety +62

      @@nelieltu9730 Do you are have stupid

  • @elizabethpage_
    @elizabethpage_ Před 4 lety +1084

    The Zoe thing. Literally feels like the actresses parents were like “yeah no too dark of a movie. you can’t put her in anything dark” so they had to do that terrible work around lmao

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser Před 4 lety +87

      Well they may aswell have removed her from the movie completely if that had been the case.

    • @wolfernater
      @wolfernater Před 4 lety +95

      What could have made sense is if they only had 3 of the hard drives for their minds and by the time they could get a 4th one the brains would have degraded too much to be scanned. Whoever worked on this script is totally inept at writing Sci-fi

  • @LiqquidAss
    @LiqquidAss Před 4 lety +866

    That's why they gave RoboCop a face so he sees a man looking back in the mirror.

  • @OnionKing-cm4qh
    @OnionKing-cm4qh Před 3 lety +548

    Those cloning devices were nice enough to dye his wife's hair blond again. That's what I call good service.

    • @LeonardoDaVinciLulz
      @LeonardoDaVinciLulz Před 2 lety +8

      Wait, was she not blonde at some point during the movie? Or did you mean something about her in real? Which would also be confusing, considering she's a natural blonde. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @OnionKing-cm4qh
      @OnionKing-cm4qh Před 2 lety +20

      @@LeonardoDaVinciLulz Looked to me like she had some dye in her hair. My point was that the clone would not posses any body modifications or imperfections the original obtained during life.

    • @LeonardoDaVinciLulz
      @LeonardoDaVinciLulz Před 2 lety +4

      @@OnionKing-cm4qh Yeah I understand what you mean. However, everyone looks passed the fact that, this particular cloning machine, could also do modifications. I mean if they have the technology to clone people, then it's not a stretch to think they could also do mods lol.

    • @OnionKing-cm4qh
      @OnionKing-cm4qh Před 2 lety +2

      ​@@LeonardoDaVinciLulz Forsure, they could do mods, it just they came out of the machine looking 100%. Imagine if she had a tattoo on her arm, or had plastic surgery. Or was overweight. Keanu would have some explaining to do. 😕😮

    • @LeonardoDaVinciLulz
      @LeonardoDaVinciLulz Před 2 lety +2

      @@OnionKing-cm4qh Might have made the film more interesting lol.

  • @Disthron
    @Disthron Před 3 lety +46

    7:25 The movie does lampshade this. The 3 cloning pods that are brought are from storage. If he brought one of the ones that were being actively used in the lab their disappearance would have been noticed right away and someone might start asking questions. Though, your point about just using one of them a second time still stands.

  • @cheesecheese6950
    @cheesecheese6950 Před 4 lety +2470

    She almost got killed from the truck, but instead got impaled by the branch because Countdown said it was her time and you can't change fate.

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Před 4 lety +125

      Replicas exists in the same universe as Countdown: confirmed

    • @Traventity
      @Traventity Před 3 lety +51

      Better plot twist then rise of Skywalker

    • @a-10warthog78
      @a-10warthog78 Před 3 lety +54

      I genuinely believe countdown is a final destination parody because it’s so dumb

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx Před 3 lety +19

      @@Traventity can't even argue because I actually prefer watching Replicas over rise of Skywalker haha.

    • @RW5583.
      @RW5583. Před 3 lety +3

      Only liked to be 666th like

  • @KenzieSFT
    @KenzieSFT Před 4 lety +1099

    "My patients don't rip themselves apart".
    Hmm. Checkmate by wife.

  • @Patriot-jr7nr
    @Patriot-jr7nr Před 3 lety +120

    *points at cadaver*
    “We are going to take his biological brain...”
    As opposed to what? His non biological one?

  • @THEDeathWizard87
    @THEDeathWizard87 Před 3 lety +25

    The way Keanu delivers the “they’re not gone!” line gets me every time

  • @Angel9thRune
    @Angel9thRune Před 4 lety +640

    "That.... Thing that happened.... There might be some.... Things."
    - Keanu Reeves

    • @umok8433
      @umok8433 Před 4 lety +8

      LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @ms_red_eye
      @ms_red_eye Před 4 lety +28

      Dialogue 100

    • @candyllene
      @candyllene Před 4 lety +6

      I felt that

    • @jacks1bonnielass
      @jacks1bonnielass Před 4 lety +8

      Reminds me of Rick Grimes’ lines of “Stuff and Thangs.” Lmao

    • @ami8713
      @ami8713 Před 4 lety +3

      It's not about what you do but what you do with what you've done for others

  • @HiJack3r
    @HiJack3r Před 4 lety +367

    The way Keanu speaks when hes upset in this movie sounds like he doesnt wanna wake the neighbors up.

  • @Boneman69997
    @Boneman69997 Před 3 lety +37

    "Check this out!" Points dramatically at screen "This man's dead" with no expression whatsoever. - 2:14
    Lmfaoooo, that is some gold editing there!

  • @christianlopez2793
    @christianlopez2793 Před 3 lety +79

    This should’ve been a Nic Cage movie
    All the scenes he are in regardless of the movie are EPIC

  • @rnb9904
    @rnb9904 Před 4 lety +961

    I love how Keanu felt more emotion from a dog he knew for 2 days than his entire family dying in front of him. That’s how you know this is a bad movie.

    • @amalianox
      @amalianox Před 3 lety +2

      Welcome fellow Theorist 😜

    • @clutchesofevil4206
      @clutchesofevil4206 Před 3 lety +47

      He probably only knew his family for 1 day, Keanu needs 2 days before he can care.

  • @14zoedoucet
    @14zoedoucet Před 4 lety +2940

    Keanu has actually lost a child, acting out a scene where you lose your children can not be easy on the mind. I think he may be suppressing real life emotion in that scene.

    • @onigames7309
      @onigames7309 Před 4 lety +127

      Oh right :(

    • @raffy234
      @raffy234 Před 4 lety +555

      he had to do that in John Wick too with his wife. So yeah... I understand where you're coming from but I somehow believe he wasn't so into the movie. and I can't blame him.

    • @CarlJohnson-tw2yp
      @CarlJohnson-tw2yp Před 4 lety +15

      True

    • @14zoedoucet
      @14zoedoucet Před 4 lety +160

      Loki Lacaille oh for sure, poor writing on a topic so tragic (especially when you have personal experiences with it) would make you wanna distance yourself from the roll. Hard to engage when it's written poorly.

    • @kicsplays
      @kicsplays Před 4 lety +144

      @Moist Tony your acting like losing a child is something you can just brush past, it seemed like he wasn't really into the movie

  • @justsomefetus1597
    @justsomefetus1597 Před 3 lety +29

    he didn't need "robot keanu" to save his family, he just needed a pencil

  • @haydncox6224
    @haydncox6224 Před 3 lety +12

    Can we all just appreciate how chef's kiss the moment was when Keanu was trapped in the water with the Super Mario 64 Water theme music 😂

  • @NobodyxImportant
    @NobodyxImportant Před 4 lety +2276

    Detroit: Become Human II doesn’t look as good as the original...

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick Před 4 lety +3571

    I saw this in theaters and had the time of my life laughing

  • @lyven9872
    @lyven9872 Před 3 lety +92

    “It’s got keanu reeves, it’s got sci-fi. How can it go wrong?”
    Cyberpunk 2077: well...

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye Před 2 lety +92

    I feel like SOMA did this concept of cloning the consciousness into an artificial body a lot better in terms of horror and existentialism. It was REALLY unnerving. This is just hilarious.

    • @RoseNoire
      @RoseNoire Před rokem +5

      Abolutely ! The premice of the movie was good, but the execution was terrible. Soma did it right.

    • @yuukianimates3318
      @yuukianimates3318 Před rokem +3

      That was litteraly what I was thinking the whole time, like is it really their family anymore since its a clone? That would be so cool!! I wished they decided to do a accepting the people who passed on and its just not the same after bringing them back. Boom you have a good movie!

  • @vidrir
    @vidrir Před 4 lety +1254

    Keanu just loses his wife in every movie almost and his first irl wife died in a driving accident

  • @aggressivli
    @aggressivli Před 4 lety +332

    How to solve the part when the boss threatens him:
    Call the police, tell them that your boss has become crazy and kidnapped your family and thinks that they are clones.

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 Před 4 lety +32

      Yeah, if they are clones they are indistinguishable from the real bodies, since the deaths were never reported, they never dissapeared so the boss man went mad with power, and it's a plausible out while taking down the guy that wanted to weaponize the tech in the first place

    • @manuelcaycedo6366
      @manuelcaycedo6366 Před 2 lety +3

      Genius

  • @elijahwinchester6690
    @elijahwinchester6690 Před 3 lety +12

    this has to be the most trusting family. i think i would've run away the moment he tried to tell me i was a clone of myself, lmao.

  • @adamrahn228
    @adamrahn228 Před 3 lety +12

    I mean Keanu does mention that he can't keep them in comatose for long and saving Zoe for later would raise suspicion. The hard drives are huge because there is so much data. The pods available are probably spares or whatever won't be noticed (although it should have been mentioned).

  • @SanKomikoLuzifer
    @SanKomikoLuzifer Před 4 lety +1481

    So he cloned his daughter and even that bad guy but NOT his boyfriend? damn, he sure just used him for sex, didn't he? the true villain here is Keanus character

    • @ultra-papasmurf
      @ultra-papasmurf Před 4 lety +79

      @KingFtw He only hanged out with Boyfriend.charcter for some sweet man lovin'. Making him = Evil.

    • @rubiscubis6803
      @rubiscubis6803 Před 4 lety +109

      yeah but he did get shot in the head, so maybe the brain was too damaged?

    • @Trumpeter.Pratt2
      @Trumpeter.Pratt2 Před 4 lety +75

      @@rubiscubis6803 yeah probably but the movie doesnt even say shit

    • @Tony-cs9cr
      @Tony-cs9cr Před 3 lety +21

      I agree with this, but his brain got a bullet in it, so regardless of being dead, I doubt that it would’ve properly worked to imprint him

    • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
      @moistmeathateroffurries8621 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Tony-cs9cr Bruh everyone's brain is damaged after 12 minutes of death doesn't matter how you die like for say, his family the branch probably fucked up here head in the crash and the kids drown that would definitely fuck up your brain.

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy Před 4 lety +1853

    "You all died in a crash and I cloned you. I couldn't bring Zoe back yet but she'll be back in 17 days."
    Literally all he had to say/do.

    • @NotADood
      @NotADood Před 4 lety +144

      He didn't want them to know, but he cracked the second his clone wife pressed him.

    • @ernycas1
      @ernycas1 Před 4 lety +11

      Well, they would say to him, that he is an idiot who could not use pod second time and he doesn't like to be insulted

    • @dudeinarmour8523
      @dudeinarmour8523 Před 4 lety +3

      They made him a simulacrum so id be freaking out too

    • @Pastaa_CEO
      @Pastaa_CEO Před 3 lety +19

      I'm kind of annoyed at him for constantly pointing out that Keanu could have cloned Zoe after the others bc in the beginning of the review he goes after the movie for cloning a 7 hour old body saying that it would be too old

    • @dreadpirateroberts4764
      @dreadpirateroberts4764 Před 3 lety +33

      @@Pastaa_CEO but he clones her at the end of the movie. After days

  • @AzraelxMaizaVA
    @AzraelxMaizaVA Před 3 lety +5

    Okay, but nobody is addressing that car related deaths are still a trigger for Keanu. Imagine how hard that scene must have been for him.

  • @lauravellegas5686
    @lauravellegas5686 Před 3 lety +84

    FYI, the brain starts decaying a few seconds after the heart stops beating because it needs a steady flow of oxygen.

    • @mugiwaraluffy3952
      @mugiwaraluffy3952 Před 3 lety +1

      I didn't know that

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 Před 3 lety +13

      from some old CPR lessons and a bit of biology I did I can recall the brain can be declared dead after about 10 minutes of oxygen deprivation. maybe 7 and a half minute are enough.

    • @nuckfut420
      @nuckfut420 Před 3 lety +4

      @@waltercomunello121 yep. And I believe only 4 is needed for permanent brain damage

    • @Mr_Boss_Smile
      @Mr_Boss_Smile Před 2 lety

      brain activity can last for months

  • @MonkeSama
    @MonkeSama Před 4 lety +1118

    or instead of erasing zoe's memory he couldve just told them she was the only one to die in the accident

    • @dartisboi
      @dartisboi Před 4 lety +61

      OOF, that's some nice logic here.

    • @ninapenske1415
      @ninapenske1415 Před 4 lety +74

      That’s what I was thinking he could have been like y’all were in a coma after the accident they said you probably won’t remember the couple days after you woke up, but then again the other daughter remembers her mother literally getting impaled by a tree branch so... the truth about them being clones would have came out eventually.

    • @geicogecko7303
      @geicogecko7303 Před 3 lety +8

      OR
      hit her on the back of the head and wipe her memories of that happening

    • @ForASL1
      @ForASL1 Před 3 lety +3

      But if they were in a coma they would realize they don’t have any wounds or scars plus they would want to see her grave

    • @Dinoslay
      @Dinoslay Před 3 lety +7

      Just like IRL, let them come to terms with it so they can adjust and move on. But the script says differently because apparently consistency is overrated. :P

  • @dmichael7144
    @dmichael7144 Před 4 lety +1027

    Keanu looks noticeably pissed in some scenes, like he’s not happy that he’s in this movie.

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 Před 4 lety +56

      Emperor Palpatine because he probably knows this is a movie terrible and is embarrassed for starring in it! But that’s all just my guess.

    • @louwitt7899
      @louwitt7899 Před 4 lety +112

      Reeves didn’t just act in the movie, he had his hands in producing the movie too. He must have lost money on it. Also the number of people spreading misinformation... Reeves girlfriend miscarried (stillborn) their baby then later after they had broken up, no longer together, she died in a car accident. He never married her.

    • @NotADood
      @NotADood Před 4 lety +1

      @@louwitt7899 it's so annoying

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 Před 4 lety +4

      Porsche Jones that’s not a rumor though, he actually had a child that was stillborn! Look it up. It’s a terrible thing to mention I know that, but it happened.

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 Před 4 lety

      Ken Witt all of that was right except for the miscarriage!

  • @RS54321
    @RS54321 Před 2 lety +6

    This is about 1000x more entertaining than the actual movie. Thanks, I needed the laugh after enduring the atrocity of that film.

  • @Jokerasmaw
    @Jokerasmaw Před 2 lety +3

    Watching your videos gives me a little fuzzy feeling in my heart and makes me feel like I'm among friends. Thanks dude

  • @jacockistitsworth9392
    @jacockistitsworth9392 Před 4 lety +443

    *dude dies*
    Doctor: "eh, let's revive him in about 6 hours, I'm kinda busy."

  • @katawhampus9879
    @katawhampus9879 Před 4 lety +1015

    Police: "Did you murder someone?"
    Murderer: "No"
    Police: "Oh ok bye then."

    • @punkybrewstar83
      @punkybrewstar83 Před 3 lety +19

      If you are a white guy that seems to be pretty much how it goes tbf...

    • @TiciTotyTony
      @TiciTotyTony Před 3 lety +4

      Worked for Dahmer mostly lol

    • @calistoyew1313
      @calistoyew1313 Před 3 lety +19

      @@punkybrewstar83 just like Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy and Ed Gein and-

    • @pancake4061
      @pancake4061 Před 3 lety +12

      Why didn't they just, you know, buy car batteries? Or if they had to steal, why not also use theirs to make it less suspicious?

    • @imthejuggernaut6205
      @imthejuggernaut6205 Před 3 lety +4

      @@pancake4061 that's what I was thinking! If they also used their own car battery, they could tell the police that their batteries were also stolen.

  • @heybulldog1589
    @heybulldog1589 Před 3 lety +72

    Saw this with my sister in theatres and we were genuinely shook at how dirty they did Keanu in this (or how dirty he did himself..??)

    • @bobinasack
      @bobinasack Před 3 lety +5

      His acting was incredibly bad lol

    • @khalil42
      @khalil42 Před 3 lety +10

      @@bobinasack his acting in other movies was pretty good, pretty sure it’s the script that told him to fuck up this movie

    • @Skarwind
      @Skarwind Před 3 lety +1

      Let's not talk about Knock Knock.

    • @PrevailingFreedom
      @PrevailingFreedom Před 2 lety

      I thought this was great acting

    • @Fuzzysea693
      @Fuzzysea693 Před rokem +2

      @@Serrifin this was in THEATERS? Oh jeez... I hated wasting my time watching but I can’t imagine paying to see this.

  • @joseph7858
    @joseph7858 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I really found it funny, when Elvis explained the plot with „just erase this little piece of memory“ - with „Scrubs Season 9“ writen on his index finger… 😂

  • @spacewaifuu
    @spacewaifuu Před 4 lety +529

    I`ve never seen anyone ship a couple as much as Elvis shipping Keanu and the Mark Zuckerberg rip-off

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken Před 4 lety +9

      SpaceWaifuu Never been on anime forums, I see.

    • @spacewaifuu
      @spacewaifuu Před 4 lety +6

      @@whyisblue923taken believe me I've been in those dark places because I used to be one. The Keanu comment was just a joke never the less.

    • @satan69
      @satan69 Před 4 lety +5

      yes, he is a true fanboy at heart

    • @RealCanadianGoose
      @RealCanadianGoose Před 3 lety

      Why would he boat someone

  • @jurgenstrang6366
    @jurgenstrang6366 Před 4 lety +548

    Keanu is my favourite actor and even i cant defend him on this. The scene where he's like "Yes you can have pancakes matthew" was poor. Also the villain of the movie was so hammy it's brilliant

    • @joshmaddie4665
      @joshmaddie4665 Před 4 lety +51

      I think he knew how awful the movie/script was that he didn't even try to act, he figured the script, the writing, the fx were all just so bad it wasn't even worth trying

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 Před 4 lety +8

      the scriptwriter was hammy?

    • @jurgenstrang6366
      @jurgenstrang6366 Před 4 lety +16

      Aye. This had to be a favour like "yeah ill get you toy story 4 but you need to do this shitty movie"

    • @rhetrochips9471
      @rhetrochips9471 Před 4 lety +20

      @Joshua Butts which is a good sign that hes actually not a very good actor

    • @Seamus_Dolan
      @Seamus_Dolan Před 4 lety +7

      Keanu is not a very good actor. He’s a good guy but he has not peaked to the level of most actors these days

  • @Missinthecaribbean
    @Missinthecaribbean Před 3 lety +3

    The way you set up the car crash scene in this movie made it 10x more funny, I was cry laughing at this video

  • @mandridhugh9555
    @mandridhugh9555 Před 2 lety +1

    I always like watching the movies recapped channels on these movies and coming to this channel to see the breakdown on what it's actually like watching them, really feels like I'm getting the full experience.

  • @DestructionatorWitch
    @DestructionatorWitch Před 4 lety +501

    Wait, so you're telling me that he didn't tell his family that they survived a car crash and may have amnesia? that way he wouldn't need to remove the memory of the crash, and his family wouldn't question their memory holes? he didn't think of that?

  • @thechidd8819
    @thechidd8819 Před 4 lety +128

    When I was watching replicas I found myself thinking "this feels like a bad Nicolas Cage movie." Then I checked the IMDb trivia and lo and behold originally it was supposed to be but even Nic Cage turned it down. Even though he is known for having so much debt he has to take every project pitched to him. That's a bad sign.

    • @lol11O1Oh
      @lol11O1Oh Před 4 lety +15

      Keanu, is the kind of person to accept a movie because someone out there heart into it even though it is terrible just to make that person feel good

  • @mayathemayar4469
    @mayathemayar4469 Před 3 lety +4

    If I were one of the robots I'd wake up, say something bone-chilling, and then self-destruct. That way, I'd make all the people in the lab question the morality of what they're doing

  • @rosem5062
    @rosem5062 Před 3 lety +4

    OMG the analysis and editing in this video are hilarious.

  • @davidj.thompson
    @davidj.thompson Před 4 lety +512

    Seeing as the brain can handle only 15 minutes without oxygen, after 7 hours and 15 minutes a brain would be mush.

    • @kiskidiego
      @kiskidiego Před 4 lety +45

      Not really, it would just not work

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Před 4 lety +44

      It wouldn’t be mush, I have seen scientific studies with 15 plus hours of post mortem delay (PMD) even if that data is not the most reliable. I agree that trying to upload someone’s consciousness after 7 hours is ridiculous though. That would only be possible if he was cryogenically frozen right after death and even then it’s a stretch.

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 Před 4 lety +24

      Would need that cryogenic freezing to also not destroy the delicate tissue of the brain with ice crystals on top of that
      Could be hooked up to one of those things pumping blood through the brain like some organ donations have
      Keeping it alive essentially outside the body
      Wouldn't work indefinitely, but for seven hours and a lot of sophisticated machinery, you could potentially keep it kinda fresh

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Před 4 lety +14

      Alex Benavidez i think you’re right that would be better than freezing them, but I also think we already put more thought behind the science of this film than the writers did writing this whole mess lol

    • @HeyCupertino
      @HeyCupertino Před 4 lety +8

      Not with the power of God and Anime on your side

  • @thekawaiicripple
    @thekawaiicripple Před 4 lety +631

    You would love the horrendous movie “Love on a Leash”

    • @mrwafflez7211
      @mrwafflez7211 Před 4 lety +48

      Alvin FLAAAAANG

    • @nemzjustin
      @nemzjustin Před 4 lety +4

      I dont think Elvis loves horrendous things

    • @digjaque
      @digjaque Před 4 lety +6

      Pizza faced cinder block!

    • @serenacelestine
      @serenacelestine Před 4 lety +38

      A fellow Ralphthemoviemaker fan, I see?

    • @raffy234
      @raffy234 Před 4 lety +2

      I guess it's not gay porn? with that nice title

  • @maidenoftheabyss5448
    @maidenoftheabyss5448 Před rokem +2

    thank you for making videos they have been helping me escape lately. thank you for making me smile during my struggle

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Hope you're doing better than you were a few months ago! Sending lots of love! ❤

  • @AFishNamedBob
    @AFishNamedBob Před 3 lety

    I'm so glad you suggested Primer! It's been one of my most favorite movies for years.

  • @TheAbysswalker
    @TheAbysswalker Před 4 lety +199

    "The... thing, that happened? There might be some... things."
    10/10 dialogue

  • @jonathanjoestar8722
    @jonathanjoestar8722 Před 4 lety +558

    Them while making this:
    what could possibly go wrong
    Everything, Everything went wrong

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM Před 4 lety +4

      hi joe. btw n word

    • @souporscooper6051
      @souporscooper6051 Před 4 lety +21

      @@MrDankTM BEGONE DEMON. BEGONE FROM THIS MORTAL COIL.

    • @tinker5739
      @tinker5739 Před 4 lety +8

      Jonathan, hows DIO?

    • @dietcoke7024
      @dietcoke7024 Před 4 lety +5

      @@MrDankTM Fuck u and your stupid streams bro

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 Před 4 lety +2

      I see you are a true man of culture

  • @gwenwalravens8030
    @gwenwalravens8030 Před 2 lety +5

    Quite honestly, during brainstorm sessions or problem solving sessions, it isn't uncommon to go over the entire process out loud to your coworkers. They might not be involved in every process, or they can realise that some of their work might not be compatible with something down the line or requirements that were changed or possibilities that were changed or overlooked. I sometimes even do this on my own and hearing yourself talk out loud, weirdly does work. It has even be proven to work.

  • @alphonyt7250
    @alphonyt7250 Před 3 lety +8

    8:55
    Idk, I hear that the brain has over 100 TB of storage

  • @Dark0niro
    @Dark0niro Před 4 lety +525

    I find it funny that he doesn't call Keanu's character by his name, he's just *Keanu* lol

    • @lukepittman4297
      @lukepittman4297 Před 4 lety +54

      Unless it's john wick.

    • @yikersdawg8866
      @yikersdawg8866 Před 4 lety +7

      @@lukepittman4297 stub your toe fucking cockroach

    • @kaisac.
      @kaisac. Před 4 lety +15

      @@lukepittman4297 or Neo

    • @turboflamez161
      @turboflamez161 Před 4 lety +10

      Does nobody else realise that in this movie Keanu and his buddy/boyfriend are called Bill & Ed? Like Bill & Ted?

    • @frapiichino
      @frapiichino Před 4 lety +1

      It's the same with Jake Gyllenhaal in Spider-Man Far From Home.

  • @_TIO
    @_TIO Před 4 lety +147

    I'm crying, the Mario underwater theme caught me off guard oh my god

  • @unicornsqueezins7906
    @unicornsqueezins7906 Před 3 lety +3

    Ed: the levels are everything; you need to watch the levels!
    Keanu: (speaks in Keanu) *whoa*

  • @HC-cb4yp
    @HC-cb4yp Před 3 lety +4

    Hey - this is the greatest motion picture ever created by a middle school class, okay?!

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird Před 4 lety +66

    I think my favorite part is that not being able to bring his daughter back is such a major plot point, but then, AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF HER BRAIN BEING DEAD AND GONE, NOPE, SHE'S BACK.

    • @Robert-qm7yi
      @Robert-qm7yi Před 4 lety +5

      Dakota Andrews He took the brain scan right after everyone died, the real brain doesn't matter because the hard drive brain is fine forever

    • @Luke-nc6fj
      @Luke-nc6fj Před 4 lety

      Dude... spoilers

    • @Robert-qm7yi
      @Robert-qm7yi Před 4 lety +7

      Luke Shut the fuck up this is a video about the movie, if you don't want spoilers it's your own damn fault for clicking on a review of the movie

  • @ThePkmnYPerson
    @ThePkmnYPerson Před 4 lety +379

    He doesn't even have to tell her about the cloning. He can say "I'm erasing her memory of the car accident because it was traumatizing her." and that's not only preventing her from finding out they're clones, but it's TELLING THE TRUTH!

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 Před 3 lety +30

      "She had a nightmare, so I'm erasing the memory of it."
      also true.

    • @powpowouchy5
      @powpowouchy5 Před 2 lety +1

      But the mom also didn’t remember the car accident at that point. She’d start asking more questions

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Před rokem +1

      ​​​@@powpowouchy5AncapFTW had a better idea "she had a nightmare so I'm erasing the memory of it"

  • @sarahlove5124
    @sarahlove5124 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the scrubs joke you are so right I ignore that season for the most part 😅 had to rewind a couple times and pause to see it 🤣

  • @XvlerLorenzo
    @XvlerLorenzo Před 3 lety +2

    I remember my mom showed me the trailer to this, then we forgot it existed. I'm glad I forgot this movie existed

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet Před 4 lety +455

    The reason the hard drives are that large is probably because they have to store PETABYTES of information

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken Před 4 lety +86

      I mean it is a brain and brain has a shit ton of memory

    • @iwomartofel1849
      @iwomartofel1849 Před 4 lety +97

      That's like 3 homework folders worth

    • @theworstname3944
      @theworstname3944 Před 4 lety +28

      Nah man, at least 3 essays

    • @johnwarosa2905
      @johnwarosa2905 Před 4 lety +18

      I agree but that argument isnt very good seeing as there are micro sd cards that can hold a terabyte of storage already

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken Před 4 lety +11

      @@johnwarosa2905 It's the future

  • @Iamgudjoe
    @Iamgudjoe Před 4 lety +516

    Me: *thinks every movie with Keanu Reeves is perfect*
    Replicas: "I'm gonna stop you right there"

    • @jonash3406
      @jonash3406 Před 3 lety +35

      I mean he was pretty awful in Dracula as well. He's a great guy and has had some pretty good roles recently, but his acting is very questionable at times.

    • @fawnekingwell2633
      @fawnekingwell2633 Před 3 lety +13

      Jonas H I mean.... your not wrong. But I think I would say the movies that they make him act in is more questionable then his acting sometimes

    • @flavc5434
      @flavc5434 Před 3 lety +28

      Hes great in the matrix, and all the john wicks. But hes more of an action actor than an overly emotive actor. Hes good at stunts and fight scenes. But his emotive acting is okay at best

    • @whoruman9074
      @whoruman9074 Před 3 lety +1

      I think that liam neeson is th underrated keanu

    • @Sandy-pm6kk
      @Sandy-pm6kk Před 3 lety +6

      Don't forget knock knock 😪

  • @meladarkwood314
    @meladarkwood314 Před 2 lety +9

    Wasn't the "clone has human desires and wants to be back with his family" the entire story of The Sixth Day?

    • @nutsandbees
      @nutsandbees Před 2 lety +1

      a better clone movie too imo

    • @arielatom03
      @arielatom03 Před 2 lety +1

      @@nutsandbees not a classic but a fun watch nevertheless

  • @Weavaloid
    @Weavaloid Před 2 lety +1

    The "I am grounded till I am 18" part was hilarious though, I haven't laughed so much at the movie until that part.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 4 lety +1367

    "If it can speak, then it can feel"
    Wait, are we just gonna ignore that line? So...babies can't feel? Mute people can't feel? Animals? Being able to speak does not automatically equal being able to feel. Most machines can speak. She's a nurse. Come on, movie.

    • @kappecat9225
      @kappecat9225 Před 4 lety +66

      Babies speak. It's called screaming lol

    • @8bitbee148
      @8bitbee148 Před 4 lety +122

      I mean that statement doesn’t mean “and so if it can’t speak, then it can’t feel,” and it doesn’t imply that, but you’re totally right about machines. she’s probably the type of person that thanks Siri everytime it answers her question and offers it a spot at the dinner table heh

    • @lesuiken6057
      @lesuiken6057 Před 4 lety +11

      @cosmosspring Deep

    • @Weppi4
      @Weppi4 Před 4 lety +12

      @@8bitbee148 You gotta have a good reputation when the robot overlords take over

    • @Bufekana
      @Bufekana Před 4 lety

      Agree👍

  • @VulKus117
    @VulKus117 Před 4 lety +403

    Elvis: “You pissed Keanu?”
    Keanu: “...yeah.”

  • @Someguywithalotoftism
    @Someguywithalotoftism Před 2 lety +1

    I like watching your videos while high. They're comforting

  • @lazyfoxplays8503
    @lazyfoxplays8503 Před 3 lety +1

    “So they all go shopping for a Christmas tree...”
    Hahahaha. Find out ya dead, gotta go Christmas shopping.

  • @randomdude4959
    @randomdude4959 Před 4 lety +843

    Imagine making it to heaven, then wake up in a plastic body.

    • @rvm7324
      @rvm7324 Před 3 lety +77

      I'd just try and self-destruct cause my time has finished, I ain't spending another year on the same planet anymore.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Před 3 lety +33

      Dadgummit yea I’d be pissed lol

    • @skrotosd
      @skrotosd Před 3 lety +19

      Imagine believing in heaven in 2020.

    • @Whickerx7
      @Whickerx7 Před 3 lety +68

      @@skrotosd Imagine being an asshole

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 Před 3 lety +17

      That must be why the others wrecked themselves.
      "No, send me back! My childhood dogs were up there!"

  • @vidrir
    @vidrir Před 4 lety +577

    He should have just got a dog , then the dog dies and then he just starts killing people

    • @moonmoon-wv4gj
      @moonmoon-wv4gj Před 4 lety +8

      No a dog live is not worth this movie

    • @gingergamer3270
      @gingergamer3270 Před 4 lety +28

      In short, throw this movie away and watch John Wick again

    • @vaniaanddustthegoatbois2639
      @vaniaanddustthegoatbois2639 Před 4 lety +4

      @@moonmoon-wv4gj The dog wont actually die it will just be trained to play dead.

    • @moonmoon-wv4gj
      @moonmoon-wv4gj Před 4 lety +2

      @@vaniaanddustthegoatbois2639 ok

    • @phantomttv
      @phantomttv Před 4 lety +6

      Or the human dies and the dog starts killing people

  • @colleensilver7906
    @colleensilver7906 Před rokem

    I happened to like the movie 🎬 Blessings 🙌 of Love and Light to all you beautiful souls ❤️

  • @greengoomonkey
    @greengoomonkey Před 2 lety

    I’ve watched this like 10 times and laugh every time 😂

  • @skysnow2495
    @skysnow2495 Před 4 lety +123

    It's funny at the start this seems like an interesting existential movie about humanity and as it goes it jsut gets less and less sensicle until it's just mindless at the end.

  • @whyisblue923taken
    @whyisblue923taken Před 4 lety +111

    "That thing that happened-- there might be some things..."
    Amazing dialogue.

    • @ValentinG23
      @ValentinG23 Před 4 lety +3

      whyisblue923taken a line worthy of Stuckmans hilariocity intro 😂😂😂

    • @gking2709
      @gking2709 Před 2 lety +5

      It's actually really realistic to what you sound like when you've been caught doing something fucked up lmao

    • @protosopic6398
      @protosopic6398 Před rokem

      "Too bad... You will die"

  • @hyenaholicproductions9033

    Honestly, it would have been better for him to tell them the truth right from the beginning and not erase anything,
    "You all died, I missed you, I brought you back, but I couldn't bring back Zoe, she died in the car crash. Just think of it as 17 days in a coma."
    Sure, it'd come as a shock, maybe painful, but they'd come to accept it.

  • @mr_gl00m32
    @mr_gl00m32 Před 3 lety +2

    One of the big thing I could justify all the stupid shit is that they could have edited it to where Keanu cloned them in a panic and then spent the movie working through and solving all the things he didn't consider before doing it. That's more interesting IMO.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

    This movie is so bad that it's the reason I stay deep in the woods

  • @necrophilicuntorsomethingi2541

    *I'm crying, John Wick would never do this*

  • @allyourbasearebelongtous2191

    Ooohh.. Pandorum was fucking amazing. Such a great movie. Being there for so long, and the ship doing so much to keep them around.... So damned good.

  • @kari7403
    @kari7403 Před 3 lety

    Moon is easily one of my all time favorite movies. One of the few movies I can rewatch over and over.

  • @Symora
    @Symora Před 4 lety +352

    They took his dog hostage again that's why he agreed to the role

    • @vibintobeexact8779
      @vibintobeexact8779 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Varkolyx And vagene

    • @streetlightsglowing3809
      @streetlightsglowing3809 Před 4 lety +10

      yeah that’s crazy you be squirtin?

    • @MrDankTM
      @MrDankTM Před 4 lety +2

      hello mora. btw n word

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Varkolyx he's not going to. its some challenge that he's doing for himself i guess? i looked at his channel and its just a guy desperately looking for views and attention. he's got a knack for making videos but his ideas are kinda meh at best.

    • @CarlJohnson-tw2yp
      @CarlJohnson-tw2yp Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrDankTM I've seen you on three different channels today

  • @hbombfreak
    @hbombfreak Před 4 lety +180

    4:00
    “Knockoff Mark Zuckerberg”
    So that’s why he was cast in Silicon Valley

    • @wcurty336
      @wcurty336 Před 4 lety +4

      It's funny cause marks body was cast out of silicon

    • @arc_loco
      @arc_loco Před 4 lety +4

      Isnt he the Verizon guy?

    • @saladman420
      @saladman420 Před 4 lety +8

      He was also in Zombieland and he played the counterpart of Jesse Eisenberg, who played Mark Zuckerberg in the movie “the social network”

  • @sillywillyandabbygirl8496

    No one seems to understand that this movie is a parody, a comedy that makes fun of not only Sci-fi movies but of Keane Reeves himself. Reeves knows this. When looked on in that light, it's really is a good movie🙂🙂

  • @thaisondet7317
    @thaisondet7317 Před rokem

    Aniara *light spoilers* is one of the most convincing and realistic movie dealing with what humanity becomes once alone, in deep space. I'm so happy you recommended it as it's underrated in my opinion and deserves more visibility!

  • @beesryummy5403
    @beesryummy5403 Před 4 lety +163

    Human brain has large data size, hence the big ass hardrive. That's the only defence I can dredge up for this movie :D

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Před 3 lety +12

      Why did it have to look like a leap frog tablet though?! 😂

    • @mr_gl00m32
      @mr_gl00m32 Před 3 lety

      That's exactly what my first thought was.

    • @ImperialFool
      @ImperialFool Před 3 lety +2

      plus if you gonna save a human mind, on a single device (which is really dumb with all the distributed cloud backup technology that exists even now)
      You'll want to have at least a raid (or some futurist version of it) preventing complete data loss on memory failure.

  • @doctordeath2551
    @doctordeath2551 Před 4 lety +85

    Better excuse:
    She told me she keeps having this nightmare where we were in a car accident and she saw you die and she asks me to get rid of it and told me not to tell you because she didn’t wanna freak you out and worry you.

  • @GSXK4
    @GSXK4 Před 3 lety +3

    The scene with the robot looks like 1980's stop-motion animation.

  • @stevencowie7151
    @stevencowie7151 Před rokem

    I cried with the laughter with this one.

  • @realPutt-Putt
    @realPutt-Putt Před 4 lety +60

    The brain has only been recorded to stay active for as long as 10 minutes after death. So waiting 7 hours to copy the consciousness would be ridiculous.

    • @gunfiend5175
      @gunfiend5175 Před 4 lety +7

      BUT PUTT PUTT ITS DA FUTURE

    • @meepster6553
      @meepster6553 Před 4 lety

      Maybe it dosent need to be active as we dont know how consciousness works

    • @realPutt-Putt
      @realPutt-Putt Před 4 lety

      MeepSter Don’t make excuses for this stupid movie lol.

    • @gingyplays266
      @gingyplays266 Před 4 lety

      Putt-Putt thebmovie is stupid but you are as well for trying to apply logic to science fiction do you think star wars is actually possible its called fiction for a reason

    • @realPutt-Putt
      @realPutt-Putt Před 4 lety

      Gingy Gary So we should forgive every bad written piece of story in movies because it’s “fiction”? Movies still have to follow the rules they set in place even if they’re fantasy. Otherwise it’s just bad writing. A great example of this is Black Mirror. That show does a great job balancing fiction with reality.

  • @crazydynamite_1003
    @crazydynamite_1003 Před 4 lety +516

    “Things get smaller, not bigger.”
    Apple: allow me to introduce brand new iphone pro plus humongous edition XXX

    • @Serliu
      @Serliu Před 4 lety +4

      Crazy Dynamite xxx?! Wai-

    • @crazydynamite_1003
      @crazydynamite_1003 Před 4 lety +2

      BlueSodaCan I don’t know that’s just came to my mind I guess lol

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 Před 4 lety +3

      Iphone 30? Bet they'll just add another camera.

    • @abdulhaadi6648
      @abdulhaadi6648 Před 4 lety

      That d tho what about that

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn Před 4 lety

      ye apple is stupid asf but i think their phones get thinner/slimmer same with the macbooks

  • @BlackxRosez
    @BlackxRosez Před 3 lety

    Aniara was such an interesting movie, I was shocked when I saw you recommended it here! I had shown my mom previously and she loved it.

  • @robertborland5083
    @robertborland5083 Před 3 lety +5

    Honestly, leaving the memories of the crash intact makes some sense in the story. The way I see it, if the clones are having trouble adjusting to their bodies, have memory issues, or would react poorly to the modifications, they would believe that it was due to injuries from the crash.
    EDIT: I apologize for assuming the best out of the movie. After seeing what happens at the end of the movie, that makes no sense. Sorry about that.