I Almost Crapped Myself Farting To Queen
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- čas přidán 27. 11. 2018
- Here's a video I made recently to celebrate Dougs Birthday. I've edited it down a bit so you get to the money shots much sooner, the money shots in this case being myself farting to Another One Bites The Dust by Queen and almost going All The Way! I get quite a few people asking how do they get their very own Mr Methane video ? All details are at this link www.mrmethane.com/farts-video...
Another one turns to crust
😂😂😂
Lol
🤣🤣
Another one crops the dust
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😃😂🤣😂😃😂
"You can do what you want with my music, but don't make me boring."
-Freddie Mercury
Best comment
"shits on self"
Freddie: I guess that counts
😆
this needs to be preserved for aliens to find when we go extinct
@@deceased5548 fuck me haha
like #420
No wonder they steer clear of earth...lol
Put it on another metallic record and send it into space again 👍🎈
yes i agree
Girls locker room: "omg did u just fart"
"It was just a little one"
Boys locker room:
Lmao!
I seriously cant stop laughing now
I farted and crapped myself
I sharted while my friend was over right in front of him I was trying to fart inside a box
So true
Imagine coming home to hearing, seeing, and smelling this
Colton this comment is underrated
I would have to agree the same
Ooofff
What if he ate eggs
With that amount of ass gas in the air you'd probably taste it too
What girls think we watch: lingerie stream
What we boys actually watch: man almost craps himself farting to queen
Yess
Lol true
But what about combining the two?
I'm a girl tho.
Makeitaredds coming from the guy using a space and then 2 commas lol
This mans pantry is FILLED with beans
HunterDuck 25 😂
Jose Achu when he goes out to eat he goes to Taco Bell
And tacos, taco bell, burger king, mcdonalds, and any other unhealthy resturant
His car is filled with gas.
So is his panty after this one probably
Full volume on a speaker pulling up to school
At that point just drive a civic
@@Motorsport_Entertainment *coughs* "Type R" *coughs*
@@Brad20112 haha
Ok I'll be the mom to drive ok 👌 🙂
2:49 Epic!
The fart herd around the world
😭
Yea.... he pooped himself
LMFAO
Fire works
U got to admit that’s pretty impressive lmao
Someone tell me this isn't the real john williams who wrote music for star wars...
@@classyzulu1682 it isn't if it was he would have so many more subs
@@aaronhaynes5579 r/whoooosh
ah but can he blow a balloon up
@@aaronhaynes5579 100% it is he went on britains got talant 🤣🤣
ive never laughed so hard in my entire life. im so immature
local_fuf same
SAMEEEE LMAO
And i thought im the only one :DDDD
Me too im crying rn
Hey Man U ain’t alone here
I want him at my birthday party
Justin Dzielnik dude same
Lol
To blow the candles off the birthday cake 🎂 lol
@@sophiew1967 He does here, LOL!
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What do you mean want him? I'm having him at my birthday next year if he still does this oh my god where was this my whole childhood
So it’s 14 days in this decade and I’m watching this shit get it
I’ll stop I’m sorry
I found this in a youtube reply and i clicked the link. *I feel weird watching this*
36 days into the decade
This was the calm before the covid storm
try and get the world record for most candles blown out by a fart
Or become a marksman with the fart darts.
You do know that farts are made out of methane and it is highly flammable so yeah...
Magma YT cow flamethrower
Magma YT you do know what a joke is, so yeah
it will just make an explosion
I bet his wife is in the next room just blankly staring at a cup of coffee
Lmao
Man you just made laugh
You deserve a knighthood for that performance
Imagine the Queen’s speech introducing him for him to come up to be knighted 😂
He wasn't knighted AFAIK, but in 12th century England, a performer named Roland the Farter was given Hemingstone Manor and 30 acres of land for his services. At Christmas he would perform "Unum saltum et unum siffletum et Unum bumbulum", or "One jump, one whistle, and one fart" for the King's court.
Another one tastes the dust.
Another one crops the dust
So do you play any instruments?
Mr methane: it's complicated...
Top 10 most powerful anime characters ever
3:10 Damn I heard the bubbles 🤣
BRO IM FUCKING CRYING😭😭😭
I laughed too hard at that
Omfg
Her: he's probably cheating on me right now...
Him:
Dear Mr. Methane! What a performance! Freddie would be happy about that, i am sure. You are a true entertainer, regardless what people say about you. Even in medieval ages people laughed when someone let one rip, so did the cavemen too, i am sure. Thats the oldest form of humour and you perform it the most professional way. Really like your videos and tv appearences. Keep it up!
his performances are fake just staged acting he HAS A CAN OF COMPRESSED AIR HIDDEN SOME PLACE AND JUST PUSHES A HIDDEN BUTTEM TO MAKE THE TALCOM POWDER BLOW INTO THE AIR AND HE ALSO HAS A HIDDEN MICROPHONE IN HIS PANTS, LOL,
@@savetheminnows39 can of air between his cheeks no homo
@@savetheminnows39 Me looking for who asked.
Thanks Andre. I strain hard to make sure my career doesn't go down the pan 👍 The world needs a laugh that isn't political or politiscised and fart humour ticks that box.
MR METHANE ! U rock! I love your entertainment it’s fun and awesome and takes a crappy day and makes it totally better. You should come perform in the US in Washington state or Oregon. I’d definitely come to your show. I’d even love to have you at my bday party, even though I’m in my early 40s. You only live once but you can be immature forever. 😂 farts are hilarious and I will never grow up. You put the art into fart 💨 my friend.
Freddy Mercury must be turning in his grave.
Woah that was a year ago
I love how in the song when it says machine gun is ready to go in the lyrics Mr. Methane just lets it rip proving to us that his machine gun is ready to go.
Oh Sensei, how can i learn this greatest of gifts?
😂😂😂
Lmao
muddundee taco bell
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Eat beans
I almost peed my pants, watching this and laughing so hard 😂
LOL...You would laugh so hard at his other videos you should watch if you haven't already
i came back to watch this and i laughed extremely hard. i feel so much better. take a listen again 🤣🤣
Me too.🤣🤣🤣
I commented so you can come back and laugh again. Wishing you smiles
@@ashieldoffaith5056 yo whats up man! I seen you made a new channel. It appears we are one in the same.
He literally has a bathroom right next to his table cause he knows he gonna shoot his pants.
He should be in Britain’s got talent.
that sure would be a coincidence
He was
He was, the assholes voted him off
Yassssss
He was!! 😂
"Machine guns ready to go"
*rips a fat one*
I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life! Thanks for making me laugh Mr. Methane and greetings from Woodstock, Ga USA!
No Problem Bill 👍 Flatulent Greetings From The UK. Mr Methane ! 💨💨💨💨💨💨
No better way to start your day than a bit of Mr Methane brilliancy 😂
👐
This might be the greatest goddamned thing I've ever seen
Doug had to accept this as a birthday gift. Honestly I'm jealous
lol, when I first saw this video title, I thought it said "farting to THE queen." Can you imagine? :-0
Melissa0774 That's exactly what I thought!!!
Lmao
Same lmao
I just laughed for five minutes straight my face is tingling
I imagine he practices these songs
I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤦♀️
Isn't it funny he's got some talent lol have u watched any other videos? 🤣💩
So funny another one runs away from the smell! I bet that room smells rancid
I notice he spreads his legs to like refill the air
This is probably the hardest I've laughed in ages.
It’s just wind, and yet it’s the funniest thing a human has ever done. So simple, and yet so profound.
Poop jokes aren't my favorite but they are a solid #2😂
What’s hilarious is that Queen gets royalties from this video
2:51 the longest fart I’ve ever heard in my life🤣🤣🤣😭💀💀💀💀
Hi Mr. Methane. Just wondering if you ever got invited to Buckingham Palace to perform for the Queen?
The leg movements are what crack me up
Fart-tacular! Laughed until I cried and kept laughing anyway... Your fart timing and facials killed me!!!
Hahahaha dude I'm fucking crying
Same
"Do whatever you want with my music just don't make it boring " - freddie mercury
I think we well exceeded that
Watching this on a bus, absolutely crippled with laughter 😂
This man has the answer to the meaning of life!
Oddly enough Freddie Mercury's real name was Rasharkin Ringpiece.
Better than todays music that's for sure
Freddie would be proud!
A melodical masterpiece of its own kind.
I wouldn’t want to be in that room after this
Parents: I wonder what are son will be in thirty years?
Him: (this video)
The parents put be so disappointed 😂😂😂😂
I don’t know why this was recommended to me but it makes me want to reevaluate my life
This is about as good as it gets for quality family entertainment!
i’ve never laughed harder
2:51 me after I fast food at night...
LOOL FUNNYYYY JOOOKE I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!
@@threesmokepatrick flip’in same
Well, here ill say,
People in 1980: We will have flying cars by 2010’s
2018: Farting to Queens!
😂 And I love it
Lucky he didn't try to be a swimmer in the Olympics, he would have probably been banned for having a natural propulsion device
I just died a little bit 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing! 😂
2.52 absolutely mint! Laughing my arse off
I almost pissed myself laughing
I CANT BREATHE THIS IS SO FUNNY
I like how you have that CD-player with a cassette recorder on the table. Reminds me of how me and my lads would produce farts on cassettes. Once I was caught by my mama while my recorder was on, ass pointing towards the mic, just about to rip on the tape.I must try and find that tape again. One can hear my mama exclaiming, "what on Earth are you doing?" Then I turned 18 and could drive car, I had some sexy ladies on the back seat while I was driving. It was a Mazda 626, 1998 model, so it still had a cassette player. I decided to play some music from a cassette, and accidentally put one of those flatulence cassettes in. We usually recorded music on the cassette and then would fart on appropriate spots amidst the music. Anyway, the solo guitar of a rock song kicked in... or would have, if it was not for "a leather trumpet" starting to scream in high pitch. I quickly pushed the cassette out of the player and turned the radio on. No comments were shared about the incident. :D
Jag Villain that’s so awesome. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a guy or a gal. My sister and I used to record our farts and play them back and bust up laughing. My dad heard us once and was asking. What are you 2 doing. Then he laughed and farted. 😂 it’s always funny when you would record one and have someone in the house yelling things out in the background. Made it way more entertaining. I had a cassette of our farts once and it accidentally ended up in the cassette player in our car and my dad and grandma heard it practically blasting out the speakers in the car. Grandma of course had the expression of shock and disgust, while my dad was embarrassed cuz grandma heard it. We did actually get into trouble for that one. Lmao 🤣
@@TS-nk5yx, hell yea! I am a dude. I have a similar experience. Once there were four of us pals watching a movie at my folk's. When ever one said he had a fart, we would stop the DVD as to give silence for the fart. One of the guys was later found out to be a lactose intolerant, hence his would smell but also produced good "shit" on the tape. The next morning my mom complained about the general racket we had made. My pop added, "and the damn farts". It was not long after that night when the road in front of my parents' mailbox was frozen, kind of stamped and solid snow. My pal, upon leaving the house, pissed Post on the icy snow. Once again, my mama complained, "who has pissed in front of our mailbox?!", to which my papa added, "it reads post". :D
The Queen promoted Mr. Methane to Lord Methane.
Funniest thing I've seen for ages!! 🤣🤣🤣
Good lord man, that's the funniest one yet! Love to see what you could do with The Flying Lizards cover of Money (That's What I Want)
Lol yeah!!! 😆😆
This guy is actually a superhuman
I wish I could fart like that! "Come on freddy"
Actual national treasure. Protect this man at all costs.
I want him to sing at my funeral.
What end though?
A NEW INSTRUMENT IS CREATED: IT´S THE A R S T R U M P E T
Mr. Methane, you are a genius!
Imagine aliens finding this video
Imagine him being a father🙅
This is the greatest video EVER!
I needed this; today sucked.
My friend sent me this at midnight and now I’m crying cus I’m laughing too hard wtf is happening
I got this from tik tok
N1GHTW0LF GB yo same 😂😂
Same
Someone send me this
Same
Same lol
Without a doubt the best queen cover of all time
This needs to be sent out on the next Voyager
Meanwhile in the retirement home
"Tell me freddy"
I'm not ashamed to say I'm very flatulent myself (I have ibs fun lol!) I have to let it out or I'll be miserable. I'm polite of course but of course it doesn't always work and I just say excuse me and get to my car and laugh!My kids and grandchildren love it when I toot.Maybe I'll send this gentleman a video of my talent!Great videos 🤣
Are they ever wet ones?
This man is hero
Teach me your powers I need them for school home and restaurants
I can smell this video
Can't wait for
Bohemian Crapcity
They should have scheduled this as a live performance at Queen Elizabeth's funeral.
Who’s here from the tik tok
Me😂
Me lmao
Doggos S 👍
Me
Me I don't know why
Me when I eat to much Taco Bell 2:51
Good onya Mr Methane! Last time I forced a fart like that I shat myself!!
This is art!
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen 😂🤣🤣🤣