OF COURSE PEOPLE WOULD GOOGLE THAT! | Google Feud #6

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  • Of course people would google that....
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  • @lazysouls
    @lazysouls Před 5 lety +1087

    “Im too smart for my own good”
    *”HOW OLD IN”*

    • @krissygrant2016
      @krissygrant2016 Před 4 lety +16

      TBH I thought that is what it said. Although I didn't have my glasses on....

    • @caffeinati
      @caffeinati Před 3 lety +4

      @@krissygrant2016 Same, and I did jave my glasses on

    • @krissygrant2016
      @krissygrant2016 Před 3 lety

      Mysti 😂😂😂😂

    • @hamdi5515
      @hamdi5515 Před 3 lety +4

      @@caffeinati do caterpillars build a cocoon knowing that they will become a butterfly or do they just do it? how come, being up for something and being down for something has the same meaning?fun fact: the richest man in Italy is the CEO of the nutella company, making him the true sugar daddyAccordion to a recent study, 90% of the people didn’t realize i put an instrument at the start of this sentence (now I want my like)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 _(:3 」∠)_

    • @venusdonald207
      @venusdonald207 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hamdi5515 I noticed

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před 5 lety +1351

    *_“My brain was in the right place it just didn’t find a place to park”_*
    -Jacksepticeye
    My new favorite quote

  • @krissygrant2016
    @krissygrant2016 Před 4 lety +221

    10:42
    No one ever:
    Jack: I hope if I ever fall into a volcano, that's the sound I make.

    • @raccoongaming5444
      @raccoongaming5444 Před 3 lety +2

      OMFG THAT FUCKING TIMING so basically I wAs looking at the comments during the video and I read this as he says it I’m fucking trippin

  • @dragondestroyer8465
    @dragondestroyer8465 Před 5 lety +2411

    “Cheated on my girlfriend with her sister... My sister!”
    *sweet home Alabama*

  • @Burnt_toastyy
    @Burnt_toastyy Před 6 lety +666

    "Where do I buy a gun?"
    "Where do I buy a baby?"
    "Where do I buy a licence to kill?"
    ~Jacksepticeye 2k18

    • @futuredawn433
      @futuredawn433 Před 6 lety +15

      Jesika Green where do I buy a BOAT

    • @minimasterman2
      @minimasterman2 Před 6 lety +12

      what the point of using k's instead of writing out the whole number? its just the same length. for example
      2k18 = 4 characters
      2018 = 4 characters
      321k46 = 6 characters
      321046 = 6 characters
      sometimes its even less efficient eg
      21738 = 5 characters
      21k738 = 6 characters
      although it could also go the other way aka
      1000000 = 7 characters
      1000k = 5 characters
      so is this most most useless waste of my time and your time that comes to no conclusions?
      YES

    • @ShubhThakkar
      @ShubhThakkar Před 6 lety +1

      Jack is on some wierd thoughts nowadays...

    • @dranuc3
      @dranuc3 Před 6 lety +5

      A license to kill a baby with a gun😜

    • @SquishyVamp
      @SquishyVamp Před 6 lety

      Lmao, that's what I was about to say ahaha

  • @CpWiser10
    @CpWiser10 Před 6 lety +259

    Jack: (Casually ignoring the google feud asking "How do you tie a noose.")

  • @reneewetsel875
    @reneewetsel875 Před 4 lety +208

    3:31
    Jack:Go away with your boring answers!!
    *Ignores option that says "how does one become a sociopath"*

    • @yakoi7868
      @yakoi7868 Před 4 lety +9

      also ignored the noose at 7:18

    • @liamevans8726
      @liamevans8726 Před 3 lety +2

      @@yakoi7868 he ignored it in another google feud so I think it's on purpose, he probably doesn't want to get into sucide talk

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Před 3 lety +1

      @@liamevans8726 then just say noose and nothing else. you don't have to avoid the word noose..

    • @liamevans8726
      @liamevans8726 Před 3 lety

      @@TheUltimateRare idk maybe he just doesn't want to talk about it

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Před 3 lety +1

      @@liamevans8726 quite possible.

  • @DaAlienMan
    @DaAlienMan Před 4 lety +356

    "My feet smell like feet"
    Hmm yes the feet here is made out of feet.

  • @EggsBenedicts
    @EggsBenedicts Před 6 lety +3224

    “I’m too smart for my own good”
    *Reads “how to hold in” as “how old in”*
    👏👏

    • @melb8391
      @melb8391 Před 6 lety +71

      Eggs Benedict thank you for using “too”
      Too many comments use “to” instead

    • @zakbailey7404
      @zakbailey7404 Před 6 lety +5

      Eggs Benedict i only liked this to be the 100th like

    • @genericaccount9222
      @genericaccount9222 Před 6 lety +9

      meme review

    • @wubzt3r
      @wubzt3r Před 6 lety +10

      *Oh no, all my years are falling out.*

    • @shanegallagher3524
      @shanegallagher3524 Před 6 lety +5

      As soon as I saw those two claps I thought meme review

  • @sophie-xl4vs
    @sophie-xl4vs Před 5 lety +893

    “i need to think seriously about this”
    next moment ...
    “ IS IT HEALTHY TO EAT A BABY”

  • @ananas9042
    @ananas9042 Před 4 lety +95

    "Where do I buy a... baby?
    Where do I buy a... license to kill?
    Where do I buy a..... BOAT??"
    9:05

  • @mikehunt1794
    @mikehunt1794 Před 5 lety +164

    At 5:41 I thought one of them was going to be McDonald’s vs Health inspector 😂

    • @galaxyphoenix9855
      @galaxyphoenix9855 Před 3 lety +1

      On the topic of that question is a&w like a Canadian thing or is it just not in his country or what?
      THIS IS ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS

    • @thomasvalentimartialabyss7761
      @thomasvalentimartialabyss7761 Před 3 lety +1

      Purple Penguin it is a American fast food chain restaurant

    • @robyniaaa1894
      @robyniaaa1894 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielmaley9771
    @danielmaley9771 Před 6 lety +97

    "I need to stop saying things" -Jack 2018

  • @Molly-ur1cg
    @Molly-ur1cg Před 5 lety +685

    i cheated on my girlfriend with..
    _a cactus?_
    *_A GHOST_*

  • @theronanempire2290
    @theronanempire2290 Před 4 lety +82

    Jack: That's like saying guns are... dangerous
    Me: That's where that argument started.

    • @TheLunarCast
      @TheLunarCast Před 4 lety +13

      here's an experiment you shouldn't do at home kids. put a man in a straight jacket and tie him to a chair in a room, mount a loaded gun 1 meter away pointed at the man's head, leave the room and lock the door. come back in 5 days, is the man still alive? If the answer is no he probably died of dehydration, but most likely he is still alive. this is our control group. now repeat the test this time placing a second man unrestrained in the room with man 1, telling him the only way he gets out the room is if the gun goes off. We will repeat these tests 100 times to get a decent average. now I can guarantee all 100 of the control group test subjects survived or at least did not die from gun-related causes. but hypothesis time, if statistics are anything to go by, at least 1 or more subjects from the test group will indeed be shot in the face. The lesson? Guns are only as dangerous as the hands they are placed in, and those hands certainly don't need a gun to do the dirty deed.

    • @namjoonstrash9247
      @namjoonstrash9247 Před 4 lety +3

      @@TheLunarCast but guns are still a murder weapon. People die from stupid people AND guns. Please tell me why it's not illegal to sell guns in a yard sale here in America? Some emotionally unstable person can walk up, buy one, and shoot up a school. Just because stupid people are behind the gun, doesn't mean people aren't still dying everyday by that murder weapon specifically. Therefore, your argument (if you can even call it that) is invalid

    • @anthonyserna317
      @anthonyserna317 Před 4 lety +2

      @@namjoonstrash9247 because most people with guns collect different types of guns and dont harm people, with them

    • @twentyhot6418
      @twentyhot6418 Před 4 lety

      TheLunarCast r

    • @christianhill8551
      @christianhill8551 Před 4 lety +3

      @@namjoonstrash9247 but you tell me why ar-15's are being shown as the most dangerous of consumer rifles? A 3.08 is MUCH more deadly than a 5.56 (the round an ar-15 fires). This goes to show how the media is pushing this false narrative of guns being a horrible thing that kill people. These guns dont kill, people kill. This is why we need more good people with guns, that way If a bad person with guns decides to use the TOOL in a bad way, we can stop that person. We can kill, (yes, I said KILL), bad people that mistreat the right of owning the tool that is firearms. I'm an NRA certified 13 year old, and I have have shot most of my life. People like you are the reason I shoot, so if someone tries to take my RIGHT away from me, I can stop it. I will never misuse a firearm, and I vow to to that. But if someone is hurting someone else, my family, my friends, or my person, I will not blink an eye before I will have to do the unspeakable. That is sad, but it is the reality. Getting rid of guns will never keep guns out of bad people's hands. It will only hurt the innocent, well meaning people. Also, blunt objects like hammers actually cause more deaths than guns (you can check my facts if you wish). This suprises people majority of the time I say it. People have called me some bad things, but the reality is that what I day isn't biased. It is only factual. That is why I believe in the 2nd amendment, and am proud to be an American.

  • @sal.brainr0tt
    @sal.brainr0tt Před 5 lety +21

    I died when he said “my feet smell like weed,just smoking those toes” 😂

  • @Xer0x_03
    @Xer0x_03 Před 6 lety +48

    "I've got to think seriously about this."
    *"IS IT HEALTHY TO EAT A BABY?!?"*

  • @SRCReptiles
    @SRCReptiles Před 6 lety +102

    "My feet smell like cat pee. My feet smell like poop. Well then maybe stop stepping in piss and shit!"
    I died laughing oh my god!

  • @caseyhauck7113
    @caseyhauck7113 Před 4 lety +302

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with"
    Me: HER BROTHER.

  • @riddlepeople4413
    @riddlepeople4413 Před 4 lety +28

    Jack: There is no hope left for humanity
    The viewers: we already know, late to the memes, late to dark themes.

  • @lucasc.3542
    @lucasc.3542 Před 6 lety +765

    "Where do I buy... a baby?"
    "Is it healthy to eat.... A BABY!"
    Please, never let Jack get more than 10ft near a baby.

    • @rxnnrxnn2926
      @rxnnrxnn2926 Před 6 lety +2

      XD

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 Před 6 lety +6

      Lucas C.
      Me: *goes 10ft away from Jack while holing my baby brother* nope

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 Před 6 lety +5

      Just a bite of baby, xD

    • @DonQChooChoo
      @DonQChooChoo Před 6 lety +6

      GET IN MAH BELLEH

    • @eragcon
      @eragcon Před 6 lety +8

      Lucas C. It really doesnt help that the sentence litteraly right before eating a baby was “I need to think seriously about this” XD

  • @alyiamcool
    @alyiamcool Před 6 lety +51

    When he said "I cheated on my girlfriend with-" I instantly thought "a pet named Steve" and died laughing!!

    • @user-yy3zl5js3r
      @user-yy3zl5js3r Před 6 lety +2

      LOL same

    • @AmyxMiaPlay
      @AmyxMiaPlay Před 6 lety +1

      OMGSH! YES!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emoenbean406
      @emoenbean406 Před 6 lety +1

      I just googled that (because whenever I see funny answers for this game I google them) and I hope google gets the meme

  • @elladurban7342
    @elladurban7342 Před 5 lety +35

    Me about to watch this video
    Gets an ad:
    IRISH SPRING
    I’m in for it now.

  • @doctordooodlez8341
    @doctordooodlez8341 Před 5 lety +46

    Jack: I'm too smart for my own good
    Later
    Question: How to hold in ______
    Jack: how old in.... Years?
    Jack:....
    Jack: -im too smart for my own good-

  • @shqrtcake
    @shqrtcake Před 6 lety +446

    Google Feud: how to hold in
    Jack: How old in????
    Also Jack: I'm too smart for my own good

  • @Super__Dasher
    @Super__Dasher Před 6 lety +189

    how does one become a *pet named Steve*

    • @count-countess8464
      @count-countess8464 Před 6 lety

      Make a friend named Steve and of s/he's a cinnamon roll take him/her as your pet

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 Před 6 lety

      contessa
      Me:Wtf...?
      Also me: cinnamon rolls? 😮😮😮

    • @lilith9725
      @lilith9725 Před 6 lety

      Exactly what I was about to comment.

    • @merkhayes8437
      @merkhayes8437 Před 6 lety

      Emanuele Piccione YESSS!

  • @flightarrowbear
    @flightarrowbear Před 4 lety +6

    4:18 “My brain was in the right place, it just didn’t find a place to park” is an expression I’m going to start using now

  • @mat2k679
    @mat2k679 Před 4 lety +44

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with"
    A exhaust pipe!

  • @pyramidhead7780s
    @pyramidhead7780s Před 6 lety +72

    "There is funny and then there is just fucked up..."
    I loved that!

  • @reidx9198
    @reidx9198 Před 5 lety +68

    "I need to think seriously..."
    *Seconds later*
    "Is it healthy to eat.....? A baby!"

    • @galaxyphoenix9855
      @galaxyphoenix9855 Před 3 lety

      It’s more mature than this
      Yes it’s on google feud
      “From what age can babies...”
      “FIGHT TO THE DEATH”

  • @jt_hford
    @jt_hford Před 5 lety +67

    “I cheated on my girlfriend with Siri”
    Why was this the first thing that came into my head????

  • @tobiaswhite9823
    @tobiaswhite9823 Před 4 lety +31

    Question: How does one become a
    One of the answers: sociopath

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 Před 5 lety +1041

    “This is probably American based..”
    _There’s a United Kingdom flag_

  • @senpaidipstickkun1519
    @senpaidipstickkun1519 Před 5 lety +589

    How to tie a *_NOOSE_*

    • @interlamer7480
      @interlamer7480 Před 5 lety +31

      It's easy if you're not obtuse.

    • @lorkhansweenis4248
      @lorkhansweenis4248 Před 5 lety +23

      and to (always) never give up hope

    • @IceNineThrills
      @IceNineThrills Před 5 lety +24

      @@lorkhansweenis4248 you take the snake and the snake goes down but changes it mind and turns around.

    • @lorkhansweenis4248
      @lorkhansweenis4248 Před 5 lety +16

      Panic!Athetwentyøneimagine chemicalARMY and climbs back up to the top again :3 this is where the fun begins

    • @MaybeeEvie
      @MaybeeEvie Před 5 lety +18

      @@lorkhansweenis4248 never consider self abuse, this is how u tie a noose

  • @sigma_is_op7970
    @sigma_is_op7970 Před 5 lety +132

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with my sister"
    ALABAMA 100

  • @bigmanbazzaaa
    @bigmanbazzaaa Před 4 lety +14

    “I need to think seriously about this”
    “Is it healthy to eat... A BABY?”

  • @WingedFire
    @WingedFire Před 6 lety +104

    I love how Jack casually ignores "noose" being one of the answers. Positive mental attitude!

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis Před 6 lety +1

      Superdude4800 A.K.A. Winged Fire didn't ignore abortion though...

    • @WolfheartFoxlover
      @WolfheartFoxlover Před 6 lety

      That probably had an uptick in searches after DDLC came out

    • @deathwitheponine
      @deathwitheponine Před 6 lety +3

      Not gonna lie, that was my second thought after “tie.”

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon Před 6 lety +1

      What is noose? Probably better if you don't tell it, but I do wanna know

    • @deerjuices772
      @deerjuices772 Před 6 lety +2

      A rope, in which one ties into a noose knot to hang themselves

  • @lostrawberryjimin623
    @lostrawberryjimin623 Před 5 lety +486

    *_MY PET NAMED STEVE_*

  • @lukewarmlava2083
    @lukewarmlava2083 Před 5 lety +152

    I cheated in my girlfriend with
    "a cactus!"
    "A GHOST!"
    Was that a FRIENDS reference????
    If it was then I love you.

  • @thefbicheeley9136
    @thefbicheeley9136 Před 5 lety +19

    Me-just watch ASMR with volume all the way up
    Jack- TOP OF THA MORNIN TO YA LADDIES
    Ears= deaf

  • @dusanvrzic1969
    @dusanvrzic1969 Před 6 lety +1575

    Jack:How old in?
    me:wut
    Jack:Years???
    me:wut?

    • @daniellet1642
      @daniellet1642 Před 5 lety +11

      How do you have no comments this is
      *w u t*

    • @syndrox7283
      @syndrox7283 Před 5 lety +6

      @@daniellet1642 im just as confused

    • @subiugetur
      @subiugetur Před 5 lety +2

      @Danieele T 1 thousand likes and 2 comment?! I dont get it either!

    • @evatashro2139
      @evatashro2139 Před 5 lety +2

      A&w is root beer

    • @blobloblob0186
      @blobloblob0186 Před 5 lety

      7:58 ok jack, there's funny, and then there's *incest*

  • @luv4animals370
    @luv4animals370 Před 6 lety +66

    "Can I perform my own..." Exorcism was the first thing that popped into my head lol. Got dark thoughts.

  • @stupidkilljoy3516
    @stupidkilljoy3516 Před 4 lety +6

    Me: * sees the noose part *
    Me 5 seconds later: Lets learn how to tie a noose its easy if you're not obtuse

  • @madcam7759
    @madcam7759 Před 4 lety +36

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with my sister. OH NO!!!"
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @StevieStyle
    @StevieStyle Před 6 lety +905

    how to tie a *noose*

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 Před 6 lety +56

      Grunge Is Dead
      You make a loop and the snake goes down
      and at the bottom what has he found?
      The snake goes into the rabbits hole then you give the top a pull. Now its ready for your use
      this is how you tie a noose. 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 Před 6 lety +9

      Grunge Is Dead
      *looks at comment*
      *blushes* thanks! I think your cool too. 😄

    • @ScreamingAllTheTime
      @ScreamingAllTheTime Před 6 lety +13

      Me after Infinity War

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 Před 6 lety +10

      Edgy As A Razorblade
      Me when I had depression...
      Oh wait.

    • @kendall2291
      @kendall2291 Před 6 lety +1

      Edgy As A Razorblade lol

  • @BandiPat
    @BandiPat Před 6 lety +1811

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with ..."
    My pet named Steve?
    sorrynotsorry

  • @animationfreak6552
    @animationfreak6552 Před 4 lety +23

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with"
    Me, an intellectual: joe mama

    • @robyniaaa1894
      @robyniaaa1894 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yeehaw7439
    @yeehaw7439 Před 4 lety +20

    jack: i cheated on my girlfriend with my sister
    me: *haswarflashbacks*

  • @RonnieRose2845
    @RonnieRose2845 Před 6 lety +388

    “How to tie a-“
    Me: “Noose.”
    Me: *Sees that it’s the third answer.*
    Me: *Laughing* “The internet is a dark place, man.”

    • @thijs3900
      @thijs3900 Před 6 lety +1

      VeronicaDoesStuff lol

    • @JH-cq7ip
      @JH-cq7ip Před 6 lety +4

      VeronicaDoesStuff That’s what makes it feel like home ❤️

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx Před 6 lety +7

      Jack, reading: “I cheated on my girlfriend with...” her sister, *answers* yeah! I got one, umm, MY siste- oh wait nooooo thats too fucked up, I was trying to make a joke but that didn’t work...

    • @whatislife2819
      @whatislife2819 Před 6 lety +2

      What's a noose

    • @safron2442
      @safron2442 Před 6 lety

      Amelia Baig You must be new to the internet. LEAVE BEFORE YOUR MIND IS FUCKED.

  • @lunaturner4081
    @lunaturner4081 Před 6 lety +279

    "Is it healthy to eat sperm" *jack wonders why this is his life and what he is doing*

    • @Naranciasflower
      @Naranciasflower Před 5 lety +7

      @Kevin Walsh I didn't need to know that

    • @cleb8982
      @cleb8982 Před 5 lety +3

      Kevin Walsh lol thank you now i will proceed with my life, I would also like a source to this info

    • @itsmepai
      @itsmepai Před 5 lety +2

      @Kevin Walsh ehemm ! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I might do that in the future !

    • @lassim3111
      @lassim3111 Před 5 lety +1

      @@itsmepai it tastes like mixture of pee and boogers

    • @itsmepai
      @itsmepai Před 5 lety +1

      @@lassim3111 you had TASTED it ?! Hmm~ 😏 nyahaha how did it went ?

  • @aafloofy
    @aafloofy Před 5 lety +4

    I’m from Denver and when you said the Denver Broncos I had to pause the video and process my life for a moment cause I’m so high 😂😂🤣 @7:41

    • @never7543
      @never7543 Před 5 lety +2

      Well your not Coloradan if your not high. COLORADO FAM

    • @aafloofy
      @aafloofy Před 5 lety

      blank nothing that’s right!

  • @beadopyt7359
    @beadopyt7359 Před 5 lety +5

    7:50 *ALABAMA INTENSIFIES *

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 Před 6 lety +446

    I can't believe he missed "my feet smell like beef"

  • @Zeg_VT
    @Zeg_VT Před 6 lety +64

    _"Let's see how stupid people really are"_ - *does something stupid immediately* Well, I guess he technically proved his point.

  • @Tangerine2600
    @Tangerine2600 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how when he looks at the title answers he never addresses that it said ‘noose’

  • @kovuphoenix9666
    @kovuphoenix9666 Před 5 lety +6

    "see this is probably very American based" get there is the union Jack in the top right

  • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
    @Complexicon_of_a_Startist Před 6 lety +30

    "I need to think seriously about this. Is it healthy to eat . . . A BABY!!"
    My gosh Jack, there's something wrong with you. BUT I LOVE IT!

  • @imahamiltonfanlafayetteisb9144

    Jack: where to buy a.... *BoAt*
    Me: to saw in half and tap it together with the power of *FLEX TAPE*

    • @kaiachristensen4922
      @kaiachristensen4922 Před 5 lety

      Im a Hamilton fan Lafayette is bootyful oh mah gawd 😂😂😂

    • @atlas7592
      @atlas7592 Před 5 lety

      YUSH!!

    • @PapaE-ek5ce
      @PapaE-ek5ce Před 5 lety

      Hi I’m Phil swift from flex seal and flex tape

    • @atlas7592
      @atlas7592 Před 5 lety

      @@PapaE-ek5ce tHaTs A lOt Of DaMaGE

    • @PapaE-ek5ce
      @PapaE-ek5ce Před 5 lety +1

      Tacocat aka Potato yaaa errrr yaaaa ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE!!!!

  • @leegame6770
    @leegame6770 Před 4 lety +1

    12:37 the look of disappoinment is real... And! The funny thing is, it wasn't the thing that grossed him out the most, eating boggers aperently makes Sean "Nope!"

  • @dylanno8521
    @dylanno8521 Před 4 lety +11

    Quote by jacksepticeye: “I cheated on my girlfriend with her mom

  • @JW-il8mt
    @JW-il8mt Před 6 lety +220

    "How does one become a..." Sociopath, was literally one of the answers. And Jack's like
    "Go away with your boring answers, I like mine better."
    Okay then Jack....

  • @Lee.M.D
    @Lee.M.D Před 6 lety +291

    Jack: "i cheated on my girlfriend with..."
    Me: her mom
    Jack: *types in "her mom" *
    I SWEAR I WAS ONLY JOKING!!! XD

    • @karterroberts03
      @karterroberts03 Před 5 lety

      What about the broncos. VON MILLER GET YO BUT OVA HAER I WANNA MAKE OUT

    • @HimmothyMcVeigh
      @HimmothyMcVeigh Před 5 lety

      I said spaghetti

    • @Calichio1982
      @Calichio1982 Před 5 lety

      Little Miss Duckling The Pikachu Fan same

    • @gloop7458
      @gloop7458 Před 5 lety

      Little Miss Duckling The Pikachu Fan
      Me too but I wasn’t joking
      Honestly was expecting it

    • @freddyfazaness6381
      @freddyfazaness6381 Před 5 lety

      I said her brother

  • @cozmic.dreamz
    @cozmic.dreamz Před 3 lety +8

    "I cheated on my girlfriend with my sister"
    Sweet home alabama

  • @YoursFaithfully21
    @YoursFaithfully21 Před 4 lety +8

    I’m dying 😂 For two reasons:
    1: Jack is so effing hilarious
    2: My kitten (for some reason) started licking jack’s face (My ipad) XD

  • @Chris_Cross
    @Chris_Cross Před 6 lety +92

    6,000 people wanted to know how to become a sociopath...
    I think I've worked out what's wrong with humanity...

  • @ashleyrosaleesandoval1918
    @ashleyrosaleesandoval1918 Před 6 lety +74

    A&W is a fast food food chain based on draft root beer and root beer floats. They have over 1,200 locations, and sell root beer floats, cheese curds, hot dogs, hamburgers, etc...

  • @Kylie-zj6ek
    @Kylie-zj6ek Před 3 lety +1

    Game: “how to hold in..”
    Jack: “how old in..”
    Jack: *years*

  • @Kai-iy3kk
    @Kai-iy3kk Před 3 lety

    Jack makes me laugh even when I'm feeling down. Thanks.

  • @azboy4god216
    @azboy4god216 Před 6 lety +114

    What do you call a failed circumcision?
    *A RIP-OFF!*

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Před 6 lety +327

    I ' M
    R E A L L Y
    R I C H

    • @olivialeader1920
      @olivialeader1920 Před 6 lety +2

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England don't particularly give a damn

    • @aaaaaa7955
      @aaaaaa7955 Před 6 lety +2

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England, are you not dead?

    • @arls-xv6gm
      @arls-xv6gm Před 6 lety +2

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England has a really long game

    • @MissTokePanda
      @MissTokePanda Před 6 lety

      O_O

    • @AdamGlory
      @AdamGlory Před 6 lety

      And I made a lot of money fucking nine big beautiful zombies

  • @weirdo._.writterp2390
    @weirdo._.writterp2390 Před 4 lety +6

    Jack: "Is it safe to eat raw cookie dough!?"
    Me: 😮😌 Yes, yes it is safe i have had raw cookie dough may of times... its delicious! Ive even hade wet raw cookie dough... ill explain
    - I was in meh pool eating cookie dough and it droped in the pool, i picked it up and asked my sister and mum if i could still eat it they said "sure if you want to" so i ate it... it tasted normally just a tad bit wet -

  • @targetrose7569
    @targetrose7569 Před 3 lety

    Now this, brings a smile on my face

  • @bendybabtqftim9687
    @bendybabtqftim9687 Před 6 lety +136

    Jack: Is it safe to eat raw.. Me: DICK

  • @Mariokid64DS
    @Mariokid64DS Před 6 lety +129

    I want to tell a poem.
    It goes like this.
    He dig.
    She dig.
    You dig.
    They dig.
    Now it is not a very good poem, but it is very deep.

    • @AwArr0
      @AwArr0 Před 6 lety

      Mariokid Plays that’s good lol

    • @xempy9760
      @xempy9760 Před 6 lety

      That made my day thanks

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 Před 6 lety

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Jacks now playing
      Google feud
      (Man my poem sucks)

    • @sei3802
      @sei3802 Před 6 lety +1

      reminds me of Cyanide lol

    • @gabeig7330
      @gabeig7330 Před 6 lety

      Mariokid Plays I get it!

  • @The_SharpieQueen
    @The_SharpieQueen Před 5 lety +2

    10:00
    Omfg I didn't think anyone would make this
    I AM SO HAPPY AND I LOVE THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS!!!!

  • @ggentertainment2737
    @ggentertainment2737 Před 5 lety +6

    "They should make These into 1 option" they literally did!
    When u typed expensive it showed both :D

  • @julesmichelle2386
    @julesmichelle2386 Před 6 lety +155

    “I don’t even know what A&W is.”
    My Canadian heart just broke.
    Jack. When you’re here at the end of the month, you need to experience the joy that is A&W.

    • @breeseymore1461
      @breeseymore1461 Před 6 lety +2

      GemDogg I LOVE THEIR ROOTBEER

    • @frostingorb2181
      @frostingorb2181 Před 6 lety +4

      Who would debate between a burger place and a brand of root beer, though?

    • @glow9043
      @glow9043 Před 6 lety +6

      I second that. Tim Hortons as well

    • @julesmichelle2386
      @julesmichelle2386 Před 6 lety +4

      FrostingOrb1766
      A&W isn’t a brand of root beer only lol
      The root beer CAME as a result of a burger joint.
      It’s delicious with its beef and chicken burgers, poutines, root beer (you need it fresh and chilled in a frozen mug to truly appreciate it) and everything else they provide lol

    • @sadgebadge2730
      @sadgebadge2730 Před 6 lety +1

      Yes!!!!!!!

  • @pia-gisellemaritz4691
    @pia-gisellemaritz4691 Před 5 lety +121

    :I cheated on my girlfriend with her..
    JACK:A GHOST
    Was that a Friends reference😁😏

  • @zom1016
    @zom1016 Před 4 lety +3

    Jacksepticeye: I am too smart for my own good.
    Also jack: 0:46

  • @angrypvz1646
    @angrypvz1646 Před 4 lety

    HI JACK! I love your videos and I have been watching you for 7 years and loved every video you made

  • @smart7928
    @smart7928 Před 6 lety +6

    Jack: “I need to start thinking seriously about this”
    Jack, literally one second later: “Is it healthy to eat... A BABY”

  • @SerbianNationaIist
    @SerbianNationaIist Před 5 lety +72

    *On twitter* somebody:im in in n out, what should i get?
    Wendy's: Out.
    ROASTED.

  • @WyattW_
    @WyattW_ Před rokem +1

    9:10 “BOAT” -Seán McLoughlin, 2018

  • @cherricaque3922
    @cherricaque3922 Před 5 lety

    If you like this, you will LOVE mark’s series. He just laughs so much

  • @ShujinSensei
    @ShujinSensei Před 6 lety +32

    Jack would be the most chill dad

    • @vshsxvsjz3978
      @vshsxvsjz3978 Před 6 lety +7

      yeah,
      "where do I buy A BABY!"
      "is it safe to eat A BABY!"
      .He's gonna be chill alright

    • @JudgeBane
      @JudgeBane Před 6 lety +1

      Nah, he'd be trying to eat babies all the time.

  • @mistermessenger5180
    @mistermessenger5180 Před 6 lety +15

    Actually Jack, I've saw around 5 hoverboards during my visit to Los Angeles in the alleys-
    As explosive as they are, they're still around-

  • @kyrkogrim511
    @kyrkogrim511 Před 3 lety +1

    The sheer disappointment on his face when the answers are shown is hilarious

  • @joezegers
    @joezegers Před 26 dny

    Jack: Actually takes the game seriously
    Mark: *_I think I swallowed a my pet named Steve_*

  • @JamesGamesGamers_Unite
    @JamesGamesGamers_Unite Před 6 lety +53

    They should have a CZcams Feud.

  • @Darkshade_01
    @Darkshade_01 Před 6 lety +393

    Don't go down the cheating on girlfriend with your sister path Jack it's too deep of a rabbit hole

    • @JaleelBeig
      @JaleelBeig Před 6 lety +31

      Robert Guajardo you sound like you speak from experience

    • @Darkshade_01
      @Darkshade_01 Před 6 lety +9

      Shark Team I don't have a sister so how could I

    • @JaleelBeig
      @JaleelBeig Před 6 lety +20

      Damnit that could've been funny but you had to speak facts

    • @Darkshade_01
      @Darkshade_01 Před 6 lety +1

      Shark Team yes cx

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 Před 6 lety +3

      Robert Guajardo coulda been worse; My/Her Daughter

  • @wickedawesomeness67
    @wickedawesomeness67 Před 2 lety

    something about the phrase "cars are too smart" in Jack's accent scratches an itch in my brain idk why

  • @jakobmdch3160
    @jakobmdch3160 Před 3 lety

    9:58 I remember playing this game in the computer room at school when I was supposed to work 4 years ago. It was so satisfying

  • @samr6514
    @samr6514 Před 6 lety +139

    A pet named Steve

  • @rainbowcat930
    @rainbowcat930 Před 5 lety +537

    "I cheated on my sister with
    My answer: Donald Trump

    • @ryanallen5396
      @ryanallen5396 Před 5 lety +27

      'Cheated on my sister'

    • @hagridthetable
      @hagridthetable Před 5 lety +21

      oh that's funny
      *W A I T*

    • @emi-sg4ff
      @emi-sg4ff Před 5 lety +9

      Cheated on my *sister*

    • @mendomaniac6733
      @mendomaniac6733 Před 5 lety +1

      Nah that guys into his daughter

    • @alexcogan8752
      @alexcogan8752 Před 5 lety +2

      Hope you have a nice marrige but it was a very short one because you fell off the boarder on a cactase then the mexicans beat you up😁😁😁

  • @LmaoMeowz
    @LmaoMeowz Před 3 lety

    I just finished and i can’t breath right

  • @aviatorjames512
    @aviatorjames512 Před 4 lety +1

    12:44 bye jack. This life thing was fun while it lasted.

  • @ColonelIzabelleThorn
    @ColonelIzabelleThorn Před 6 lety +26

    'there is no hope left in humanity.' XD that's how I feel sometimes, and that's sad...

  • @rookerooke1016
    @rookerooke1016 Před 6 lety +189

    Jack - "I cheated on my girlfriend with....a cactus". Me - "I honestly wouldn't be surprised" jk love ya

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross Před 6 lety

      Cactus Jack's.
      If you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @d0gbreath
      @d0gbreath Před 6 lety

      Molly Rooke lol sounds like Dan and Phil

  • @allena2169
    @allena2169 Před 3 lety +1

    "My feet smell like feet."
    Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor

  • @hellno6844
    @hellno6844 Před 4 lety

    Jack: I need to think seriously
    Also Jack: BABY