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Usually when I type "lol" it just means I exhaled through my nose slightly more than usual
lol sameee
lol same omg i just did it again...haha
I literally did that while reading this
Lol
I finished reading and nose exhaled before i could process what that said so i’m mad at myself now
Lol but angery 😤
"That's my life! 100% good, 50% bad. Especially at math."
I seriously just laughed for 5 minutes straight because of that. 😂
I'm proud of that line haha
jacksepticeye im sick today and if you like i will fell 100% better!!
jacksepticeye I can't believe you actually commented back! Wow!
Crimson Rose i know right
math is one of the better subjects in school, because i understand it and are quite good at it...
"Never change, humanity. Actually do change, become better."
*~Jacksepticeye 2017*
Words of wisdom
I remember going fishing once. I was in my boat, just as the sun was rising. Clouds were flowing through the sky, as the sky changed from dark to light orange. The sun rising and the reflection glowing in the water. Fish swim down the river. As they jump up, you hear them saying words. You hear them scream, in an Irish accent,.... they say....
"AHH I CAN'T BREATHE!!"
Ahhh, that day was a beautiful day.
ToastySub why is this not the top comment?
**casually but very quickly turns volume down while video is loading**
You made me check if my volume was up and it was so thank you internet stranger, have a good day
9:30 I think blood from anywhere is bad
Sans I have your brother papyrus as a hostage give me hot cats and I'll give him back
XxRockDudexX // Anthony Stainton get ready for a bad time
Sans i have to disagree. coming from your enemies is pretty good
Not really, periods are a thing.
Plus blood from ears or anus are way more worrying than a cut on your finger
Tacos?
I actually pictured a fish coming out of water and screaming "aaaahh I cant breathe!"😂😂😂😂
Yeah me to
I READ THAT IN JACK'S VOICE!😂
4:23 Jack: Well, we just jumped off into the deep end, now didn't we?
Me: And that's how the fish drowned.
😂😂😂
"God could be anything,even a little dog,no you idots you read it backwards im a dog not god"~jacksepticeye 2017. wait....god=dog
*OMG! HOW COULD IVE BEEN SO BLIND!!1!!2!!*
IT'S SO OBVIOUS!!!
Wow Jack, youre really replying to so many comments today? :D
I mean its cool but.....
Get a life bruh >_
jacksepticeye I LOVE U
AnimeWarrior69 THE LOURD IS MY german SHEPHERD
Jacksepticeye I wish he replied to me ;-;
Of course Jack would want a fox that screams at EVERYTHING:
Want's attention? *screams*
Want's food? *screams*
Is happy? *screams*
Is scared? *screams*
Well if someone breaks into your house you would know because of how loud they are
It's his spirit animal!
7:20 Im guessing you could call them poli-tic-tacs...!!!!!! heeheeheehee
5:09 that moment when the drugs kick in
😂😂
Would I die if.... I watched JSE too much without turning my volume down?
NoelleGalaxy Girl nope
Wolfgang Widhalm I agree
Yes, you would get septicosis
jacksepticeye ....Well...now I want to get it so bad.......
jacksepticeye jack remember this WHEN IN DOUBT SHOTGUN OUT!!!
BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP
I SAID BEEP BEEP IM A
SHEEP! BTW Jack I heard your cameo in asdf movie 10!!!!!😀
Meow meow I'm a cow
Sleep sleep I am weak i said sleep sleep I am weak
Power of 27 I feel you brother
Some random guy same
Some random guy YASSS OMG BEST adsfmovie EVER!!!
OMG THAT FISH FACE 5:14. I DIED LAUGHING
"Can I marry myself? That's a good question," - Jack thinking of being alone for the rest of his life
Jack: Can I have you're daughters hand in marriage
Me: *Jumps at screen*
Ana Torres same lol
*YOUR
Ana Torres can I have you are daughter hand in marriage
Ana Torres 😂😂😂😂
That's not how this works Suzy!
A felon can own a shotgun
No one said about legally
I can smoke weed, but not legally.
@Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire Are you certain, brother?
The New Guy hey I'm trying to start off my singing channel if you can check it out
@Ashley Anderson Music Please don't do that. Let people discover your channel on their own.
Ashley Anderson Music it must be important for you to advise people to see it
*Top search results on google*
"Is google down?"
I just realized the irony of that.
Fun Fact- I only ever say "I'm dying" if something ACTUALLY made me laugh really, really hard. However, "lol" is something I'll just say, no laughing involved xD
Kat Hat lol
same, i say lol and lmao even if i didn’t laugh 🤔
Yeah same with xD and 😂
"Sleep is for the weak" I whisper to myself at 2 AM when I'm watching Jacksepticeye videos
Jacks dying-fish face is my aesthetic
Well that just got dark quick
I'm a millennial
Thank you internet... ima just go cry in a corner😭
Ԁѧṡṭѧяԁʟʏ Ѧṭṭʏ Anyone born after 1980 is a Millennial. I'm not sure if Jack knows that.
Ԁѧṡṭѧяԁʟʏ Ѧṭṭʏ Anyone born after 1980 and to like 2000, I believe. Although the end year differs depending on who you ask
dat profile pic, 👌
Ԁѧṡṭѧяԁʟʏ Ѧṭṭʏ I'm not a millennial but I love stuff from it like invader zim, Hey Arnold, and catdog.
the grim adventures of billy and mandy,ed edd and eddy,the power puff girls(FK THE NEW ONE),my life as a teenage robot(i think i made my point i was born in 2000 so im 80% im a millennial
WHEN JACK SAID "AHH! I CAN'T BREATHE!", I IMAGINED A FISH FLYING PAST A FISHERMAN'S HEAD SCREAMING THAT IN JACK'S VOICE! I LAUGHED SO HARD MY CHEEKS HURT! 😂😆
Is Jacksepticeye
Is Jacksepticeye smart
Is Jacksepticeye sexy
Is Jacksepticeye kind
Is Jacksepticeye crazy
Is Jacksepticeye your friend
it would be is jacksepticeye really irish
Dellie Emmy all if them especially sexy
Dellie Emmy My Name Jackspedicey
All of the above
But I'm not gay
Oh wait
Almost forgot
NOOO DON'T JUMP
*Setting up Camera*
Ok now jump
C:
Topbig Nice 😂🤣
beep beep
DO A FLIP!
jacksepticeye my boi
its do a flop jack
Jack a Fenniken is acutely based off of a Fennic Fox which happens to be my fav animal
this channel is so good!
love you jack
"was there emails sent?"
*Hillary leaves the room*
Bladen Rogers I'm so glad I saw this comment. You, my friend, are a genius. Second Like for you 😂
Bladen Rogers 😂😂😂
Bladen Rogers exactly wat I was thinking
Bladen Rogers 😂😂😂😂
Congratulations on making probably the only Hillary joke that didn't include Monca Lewinski and\or didn't immediately dissolve into a political hate fest in two seconds. That was brilliant whoever you are!
Irish people will not die if they didn't sleep
as a person who is part irish on my mom side, i can confirm this. I sleep 4-5 hrs a day, and game 16-20 hrs. :)
Azura Moonstar same
JackHurtsLeg I'm Irish and this is about 90% true
and if u were 100% irish (like me) u would not have to sleep at all (except i have to sleep becuz my mam insists)
I'm not Irish and I don't sleep....
i have been very busy the past for weeks and i finally found get a break so im spending this time watching your videos
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!
great image bro
Ahaha "I would like to buy a box of politics."
KittyCatThang life was like a box of polotics
the prince of fresh air ya never know who's gonna be elected
KittyCatThang :33333
Can u play Narcosis please , Its about deep sea horror adventure
U gonna like it
Yeah right
I agree with u
Ohh Yesss
I Said this hundred time in this channel
Love this game, keep 'em coming Jack!!
"Was there ever a Minecraft 2" Ok, I gotta admit I expected that to be the lowest xD
Fun fact:
Fish actually can drown because they need air to breath because water is made up of oxygen and hydrogen. They need oxygen for the water.
There is a thing called H2o
Also.....SLEEEP IS FOR THE WEEK JACK!!!!!
Actually they don't breathe air, they filter out other components of water and take the oxygen, much like our lungs do by filtering out carbon dioxide, dust pollen and other things from the atmosphere 😊
Air is composed of many things, you must remember that oxygen does not equal air.
Squishy Doctor. Yep thats why there's something called H20
Huh cool!!! 👍👍
zesplin how would they quote you if that's a question?
*Can i marry my fighter jet?*
Zis is Berd you... apache attack helicopter, may take this fighter jet to be your lawful wedding wife, you may kiss the bride
I just married a MiG-31 Foxhound, she fast as fuck man.
Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire that's hot
Zis is Berd. what ever soot's your buns😂
Zis is Berd YES GO ON MARRY YOUR FIGHTER JET I MARRIED MY MINI FRIDGE
Just finished watching evolution of jacksepticeye and jack we won't abandon you dude this community loves you
Jacks like 5 hour energy, 24/7
Good to see Sean still has Trico from TheLastGuardian on his mind.
#NeverForgetTrico :)
NOOB GAMING TRICO IS SO ADORABLE
NOOB GAMING It's because he's too adorable to forget
Nope nope nopety I know right, I need a plushie of him
Vegeta Saiyan/YamiSaiya-jinNinja Cosplay If only there was, I would buy SOOOOO many :3
NOOB GAMING TTTTRRRRRIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOO
Jack, are you okay? You're quieter than you usually are.
You're not bursting my eardrums
Xoxo Mars hes not playing a game
Ya, but still.
Xoxo Mars If you don't like him or the way he yells then why watch him? For attention.
Za0 They never said they didn't like them. They asked a simple question. Why are you assuming?
I realized the other day... fish can technically drown, they need oxygen in their water lmao
Jack I dare you to ask Siri what zero divide zero is
"God could be a tiny little dog, for all we know."
* It's a little white dog. It's fast asleep.
Haha nice reference!
(Careful, Undertale haters could be flying soon with their toxic need to push their opinions onto other people)
LightningBug I am prepared to be bombarded with "go away u furry skeleton lover," because I know it isn't true.
My favorite character is Alphys, actually. Sans is okay, but he's my least favorite main character.
Great, now both the people who like Undertale AND hate Undertale are coming after me. ;v;
Eevee1016 Gaming Haha nah, I thought Alphys was adorable. My favorite was Papyrus, because he was so ridiculously stupid that it was endearing!
I don't get why people can't accept that someone can like or dislike something if they want... well, in a game at the very least, it shouldn't be an issue. Not everyone has to agree.
Have a good day dude! (That was not an assumption to your gender)
oh my god
LightningBug you're great, it has been a long time since I saw a non cancerous undertale comment you should win an award :P
Omg Im dying OMG I'm screaming omg Im crying😂😂
khsd;fhsoixhv;ksne;oh
BUt are you really?😆
jacksepticeye hi
+jacksepticeye how do you accidentally hit the semicolon 3 times when you are hitting keys in the center of your keyboard?
Jacksepticeye I wish he'd reply to me one day ;-;
Jack is one of the few youtubers left that don't clickbait, it's a very rare species of youtubers but they do exist.
Love your vids Jacksepticeye!!!
Can a group of already corrupt people be corrupt?
If you corrupt a corrupt group do they become ethical?
if you put a trojan virus, then you deleted them and recover them after years, they would be corrupt.
Xact Lee
They just gain a level in it and now deal 10% damage to non-corrupted characters.
Soft Racoon There could be a corrupt person in the currupt group of people that plans to betray them all.
Does a set of all sets contain itself?
...I'm not trying to be philosophical or even add anything to the conversation, the OP just reminded me of that little riddle.
Jack: *I won't clickbait*
this is the only good in youtube
16:00 "when your expectations are low, everything surprises you" -jacksepticeye 2017
I feel so called out when Jack talk about the I'm screaming thing lmao
. . I had to look up if I could marry myself after it popped up in the game.
Can you?
yeah can you?????
You're killing us with suspense dude. Can we marry ourselves?
Hey! I only looked at one website so don't quote me about whether it's true or not! But the website talked about a program that let you marry yourself for like, $300 or something. It comes with premade wedding vows apparently.
what the heck . . . does that work on your taxes?
#OMG I AM DYING #OMG IAM SCREAMING😂😂😂😂
Okay when Jack said the teenager phrase of I would die. Its me on all levels. I died when I found out that Alois and Claude kissed I died on the inside. Like if you like black butler
Hey it's Emily when have they kissed?? in the anime? I mean, they got close in one of the episodes but I don't remember they kissing.. (Just curiosity, i Love Black butler too, alois is one of my faves :3)
Ana Christina M. S. Costa I remember that it was in the second season. They did get really close then they slightly kissed before a black screen appeared
Hey it's Emily aaaa I'll have to rewatch It then, I don't remember xD but thanks ^,^
Ana Christina M. S. Costa No problem! I'd do that for anyone who like black butler
Hey it's Emily 🐱🐱🐱🐱💓
10:40 Jack’s giggle killed me XD
15:52 ( looks through list, thinking that all these answers make sense, not at all noticing the words at the bottom of the list of questions until finally looking back through it whilst thoroughly reading it over and seeing what the last one says ) { I just made a story out of this, what the heck XD } ( squeals loudly in appreciation to see that people have mostly the same interest in the fluffy canine like creatures as her ) { I’ve been writing overly descriptive descriptions too much...... }
16:25 ( squeals again ) ( I’m not making that noise because of what jack said of him wanting to own a pet Foof ~ ok, maybe it is a little ~ but the fact that you CAN legally own a Foof makes me so happy because it is my dream to have one as a pet )
Awesome as usual jack ! RESPECT
I AM A GAMER AND A GYMNAST I AM THE ATHLETE GAMER. IM ALSO A QUOKKA.
Keavycat b And your gay
iOS Gaming I am how did you know ;P
walrus doggo I thought my username will be funny
Keavycat the hell os a quokka?
QUOKKAS ARE THE MOST AMAZING CREATURE YOU WILL EVER SEE
1:11 the first minute jack's already outted me when im half asleep, BC WHEN IM AWAKE ENOUGH TO FEEL A EMOTIONS I ACTALLY SCREAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10:08 they're all questions Jack, I don't why but this really made me laugh.
Thank you for being an inspiration to me Jack ! I started making
videos a year ago and I hope I can inspire as much as you do some day ! :)
Of course i do that's why i'm here :)
N
WigoFellas No way I watch him too bro
So do i! What is happening here! :O
(G-Falls refrence ;3)
Jack septer guy this might make you cry but I know but your granny and it makes me want to cry but don't worry I am always here for you
I like how every youtuber i see looks unique
Example: colored hair colored eye color everything but me if i was in a game I would be the default character with black hair black eye tan skin plain black, white, gray, clothes with no logos plain everything but I guess that's what makes me unique or idk this had nothing to do with the video btw
So you would have the emo class?
Sparky The Dog its not a phase mom! jk im not emo
Teo Blue Ray of my own business and the kids to be in touch, I will have the option. if I could get to see the difference in price of one. it will take a moment of my own business and the kids to be in touch, I will have the option. if I could get to see the difference in price of one. it will take a moment of my own business and the kids to be in touch, I will have the option. if
" Sleep is for the weak! " - One of the best quotes from Jack on Plague Inc. Evolved.
rest is for the weary;
sleep is for the dead.
jack:"millenials are trash"
me:"well there goes 1000000 subscibers"
What if god was just a dog constantly walking backwards?
Wow... I never thought of that... God is just a dog doing the moon-walk XD
no God is a stout weasel I have proof
in which I mean I have no proof at all
Jack I don't sleep I stay up and watch your vid
Even he believed the queen never dies
My dear lord, i was in the middle of swollowing when the "can i marry...?" came up and chocked as i read the answers. Whyyyyy humanityyyyy
Aaaaand that's why I try not to eat during these types of videos :p
I have learned a valuable lesson... haha
Haha :p
Incest is part of christianity. Adam and Eve's kids all paired up and thats where we all originated from. 😂 The bible, such an interesting work of fiction.
The Bible also says that the rule against incest wasn't a thing until Moses' time, a few millennia later. Presumably this was God's plan to combat genetic entropy, which wasn't as pronounced as it is now, as Adam's genes were made perfect, and it took a long time after the Fall for them to degenerate.
Fun Fact: certain fish can actually drown
Anonymous fish 110 I don't know
Not really, the definition of fish is an animal with a gill, meaning they can breath underwater. There are, however, other animals that live in the water, like the dolphin (which is a mammal) that has to go over the water every few minutes to breath.
Corydoras need both oxygen from the water and atmospheric air to breathe. So yeah, some fish can drown :p
Ch Mo I know the difference between fish and marine mammals. I'm literally saying that some fish species can drown because fish breath by running water through their gills and absorbing the oxygen from the water and while most fish can manually move water through their gills, some species (like some sharks) can't manually make water flow through their gills so they have to keep swimming in order to breathe so if they were to stop swimming they would, by definition, drown
Goddamn man we're not here to learn frickin bio
You should do an episode of this as a challenge. That would be great 😊
When you know his intro and outro so well your parents catch you doing it and ask " watching Jacksepiteye again I see. "
WE ARE A RACE
I AM JEWISH
still love ya jack
MATCRAKIL i just love how we just answer his questions
yas
MATCRAKIL twosync
MATCRAKIL Jewish isn't a race k xd
lol
Hey jack who do you main in overwatch?
Atomic QBomb eww gtfo team fortress 2 4 lyfe
TheRed Gamer fack of m8 tf old news
Skittles M Bitch Please
I laughed so much during this video, and I have bad IBS right now. Laughing hurt so much.
you are the only person that makes me laught crynge and enjoi life
i type 'im screaming' with a completely blank expression on my face every time jack dont expose me like this
Jack I love u your so funny and I love your accent... and your really loud and I like loud😁😁 love ya💖💞💘💌💋
just no... ._.
Void Exile 😂
Krispyx130 desperate :)
"I like loud" Dashie seems like the perfect youtuber for you then.
Elizabeth Mann the song I like it loud comes to mind with this comment
It's ironic that he screams "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK" in this because I'm watching his at Midnight avoiding sleeping
16:29 omgggggg same jack ilysm,you’re so nice and considering( that had nothing to do the other thing)
Millennials were born from 1981 to 1997
were as gen z was born from 1998 to 2010
Thank you good sir/ma'am I've been wondering about this for such a long time
bro hams np
shelby sunshine False, actually. Millennials were born from 1982-2004.
Trico Love nope, hes right, after 1997 its gen Z, look it up
There is no exact definition on the actual year millennial fall under. However some people choose late-ish 1980-pre 2000 as the range-ish
OMG Jack and I want the same thing in life!!! A fennec fox!
look up silver fox
Change your profile pic to a Fennec then! How DARE you say that with a picture of a Red Fox as your CZcams profile picture! Fennecs are dumb anyway because "Ooh big ears, so cute!" WELL I GUESS THAT JUST SUCKS CUZ I DON'T HAVE BIG EARS, BUT I HAVE A TAIL THAT IS 84% MY BODY LENGTH!!
Thallanar Rabidtooth yes fennec foxes are cute, but I would prefer a red fox...
Oops...
They're SO cute!!!
Watch out, they scream
I am so glad you are here sean...i am dealing with liver disease and a transplant. .you make the hospital stays easier
You still need physical top notch reactions to be a high skill esport athlete as well, not to mention many of them work out a lot to keep their body as fresh as possible for their mind to keep healthy and awake.
Oooh I got one "Is Jackscepticeye god?" XD
DarkRubberNeck no he is BOOOSSSS GOOOD
DarkRubberNeck No, he's just a cool human.
DarkRubberNeck hes a king of bossatronia
DarkRubberNeck no he's a boss
DarkRubberNeck he is
Meow meow I'm a cow
Meow meow I'm a cow i said meow meow I'm a... NO!
Ilias beep beep im a sheep :D
Unicorn lol
NO!!!
Elisa Reyes wooo
some where near 1:40 ish and 1:43 there is a throwback hahaha
"sleep is for the weak" Sean you make me laugh
Love ur channel make my day
5:15 that should have bee the thumbnail
Leonard Muth Lol.
Leonard Muth tru
Leonard Muth yes it should have 😂
JACK IS DA BEST TUBER. #tuber simulator
i also liked my own comment
ninja frost sword I like the honesty
ninja frost sword i laughed more than i should've.
Jack: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
Me: *getting ready for bed*
I have a meeting to go to tomorrow...but Jack's wise words are keeping me up...SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK 😆
"Sleep is for the weak!!!"
Someone needs to turn that quote into a rap.
Although sleep is for the weak it can put us at our peak Makin
us sleek and goin deep into life as it is
we go to that bis
but we all need to know what life is
If we don't know then all of this will tell us about how can be
don't you see
we need to get better realitys
move through the falicys
to realize the actuality of life's own idiocy
concluding and excluding pain with no gain we need the game to help life be the same for all of us
so we need to realize, and rise nothing to testify as in life we fall but then
all we can do is rise again
wow... damn
The bossy boss gamer dude then it should at least be like a "fuck the police" kinda rap
Sleep is for the weak
The week long feat
of working for the man
with the great big teat
I've only made two raps to two songs... Idk how I do this stuff
Only youtuber that dosent ask for likes or use clickbait
really not the only one
His catchphrase is literally "PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE."
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Out of thousands of youtube channels you think he's the only one?
Small correction +Gordato : his catchphrase is "Thank you so much for watching this episode and IF YOU LIKED IT, punch that like button in the face" ^^ not asking for likes here ;)
Elijah LA caille Boi do u watch the end
So .. how many people picked up on that Pokemon reference error?
Sorry, I couldn't help it. Good work! :)
I would like a world where fish would go "AAAAHHHH. I CAN'T BREATH!!!" whenever they get out of water.
7:08 Nice banner bro!
Peter Signorino 11:22
"I want a fennec fox. It looks like Treecko".
wat
Jonathan Kullens Trico, from the Last Guardian not the pokemon.
...that makes more sense. :U
15:57 You can legally own a fox, well, vulpes vulpes (Red/urban fox) and vulpes zerda (Fennec fox) for sure, unsure about any other genus, but if you have enough room for them to run around and are capable of maintaining a happy life for the fox, you can.
Stopped and wrote this comment before continuing, happy with your comments on owning one ❤️
Of course you can survive without sleep Jack you do have all the Bossness inside of you.