John Branyan - The Three Little Pigs

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  • čas přidán 28. 11. 2011
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    Ever wondered what "The Three Little Pigs" would sound like if it had been written with a more classic, robust command of the English language? John shows you in this very funny stand-up bit.
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Komentáře • 853

  • @woosleywander535
    @woosleywander535 Před 9 lety +362

    I did this for a Talent Show at school.....and nobody understood it but the English teachers. I still won the grand prize.

  • @jdcook1978
    @jdcook1978 Před 10 lety +369

    My daughter's creative writing class watched this. She came home and said, "Woe! Woman who hath birthed me, tis I, thy favorite advanced student entering upon the threshold of thy humble abode! I pray thee that thine will let me screen a video upon computer monitor from an internet website that will make you guffaw with great joy at the sight of it!" When I watched the video, I was very confused, then I realized that my daughter had a way better vocabulary then I did, and now I know where she got it. Thank you comedians!

    • @ScreamCheese69
      @ScreamCheese69 Před 10 lety +12

      Yes, I am very articulate.

    • @CatWithBagOnHead
      @CatWithBagOnHead Před 6 lety +11

      thou art in possession of high wit and whither. Yonder.

    • @lizw6301
      @lizw6301 Před 5 lety +8

      Is it pretentious of me to point out that “thine” should rather be “thou”? 😉

    • @alexkrauth5779
      @alexkrauth5779 Před 4 lety +7

      @@lizw6301 I, too, was tempted to say thus.

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 Před 3 lety +3

      Liz W
      “Pretentious of ONE” maybe...

  • @RobertRoskam
    @RobertRoskam Před 12 lety +129

    He had me at: "In times past though not long ago, there lived pigs--in stature, little; in number, three-- who being of an age, both entitled and inspired to seek their fortune, did set about to do thusly."

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 Před 8 lety +207

    Now that is how you use a thesaurus

  • @amandalyons5582
    @amandalyons5582 Před 9 lety +195

    As pig three puffed out his chest and tapped it with a hoof, he replied: "It's American made."
    I almost died laughing.

  • @1991harmony
    @1991harmony Před 8 lety +46

    how he kept himself from becomin' tongue-tied is IMPRESSIVE!!!!!!!!!

  • @zintabulous
    @zintabulous Před 7 lety +154

    This is beyond funny. Tears of laughter describes my reaction. I really appreciate comedy that does not have to resort to shock value or endless profanity laced with sexual innuendo.
    Great Job, John Branyan, brilliant to say the least!!!

  • @TheDarkHunteress
    @TheDarkHunteress Před 11 lety +45

    Causing Pig Two to cry out in dismay, "Well, this knots my knickers!"
    HILARIOUS!!!

  • @MrAngryGnome
    @MrAngryGnome Před 6 lety +72

    My good sir, thou hast my sincerest thanks, for I doth, with audacious vigor, must simply declare, without guile or fraud, that this amusing spectacle so sent by your hand, hath fallen upon my eyes and ears to no small delight, and shall indubitably tickle my fancy for at least a fortnight.

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 Před 5 lety +2

      "Indubitably." Reminds me this of particular video, wherein the Three Stooges were forcing confession, as Officers of the Peace are wont to do, when the Suspect when prompted with this question; "Did you do it?" responded "Indubitably!" Whereupon the Leader of these Characters three did riposte with this one sentence: "Oh, you're holding out on us, eh?" Prior to this moment, that word had never passed mine ears, nor been sighted by mine eyes; and, as such is often the case in times of heightened emotional excitement, a memory was made, that will thenceforth remain in the inner recesses of the mind, to be called forth with the utterance of this one word: indubitably.

    • @Gen-ZChristian
      @Gen-ZChristian Před 3 lety +2

      I doth concur.

    • @rayshackelford7447
      @rayshackelford7447 Před 3 lety +1

      Yep

  • @mackenziestaats3345
    @mackenziestaats3345 Před 8 lety +47

    I'm in college now, and i've had to show this to every english teacher since 9th grade

  • @strwbrrymentos2225
    @strwbrrymentos2225 Před 7 lety +127

    "...splattered second swine shack and shortened his sanctimonious scolding simultaneously!"

  • @mridge01
    @mridge01 Před 8 lety +43

    How on earth can one remember such exquisite vocabulary.

    • @Moviefan2k4
      @Moviefan2k4 Před 7 lety +4

      They use their brains more actively, instead of becoming addicted to computerized phones or tablets.

    • @sadlobster1
      @sadlobster1 Před 2 lety +1

      You would need to be familiar with Olde English

  • @liamsilva91
    @liamsilva91 Před 10 lety +306

    Does it make me a nerd if I understood him perfectly?

    • @dainty.tricia
      @dainty.tricia Před 7 lety +8

      Liam Silva it would make me a nerd too

    • @daivdninjabiomech7888
      @daivdninjabiomech7888 Před 7 lety +6

      That makes my mostly a nerd (I understood most of what he said.

    • @932ForeverLove
      @932ForeverLove Před 7 lety +7

      nope. Not at all. I understood it perfectly as well

    • @davesmith6815
      @davesmith6815 Před 6 lety +6

      I understood it but I wouldn't have told anyone I do. Not sure why!

    • @Jnwboss
      @Jnwboss Před 6 lety +2

      Half of it at best for me though the only reason I understood even that was because I know the 3 little pigs story

  • @Astrowla
    @Astrowla Před 8 lety +25

    I keep watching this over and over and over...

  • @pannyy55
    @pannyy55 Před 12 lety +10

    I am a 60 year old Mom who home schooled all three of my kids; and they all read Shakespear. All I can say to you, kind sir, is that You Nailed It!!!! Great Job!!!

  • @beeherrings
    @beeherrings Před 8 lety +88

    I'm still waiting for Shakespearean version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Red Riding Hood, and Jack and the Bean Stalk.

    • @amandamckinney928
      @amandamckinney928 Před 8 lety +12

      +Chris Herring
      Great minds think alike, Chris! John published a book version of the Three Pigs. And then he followed it up with his version of Goldilocks that he illustrated himself... You can check them out here: czcams.com/video/OxoUUbMii7Q/video.html

    • @jennycothern6375
      @jennycothern6375 Před 6 lety +1

      Amanda McKinney I can't get the link to work

    • @hellybelle5
      @hellybelle5 Před 2 lety

      If he does them I'd buy them all 😄❤️ We bought this one and my children love it 😄❤️

    • @hellybelle5
      @hellybelle5 Před 2 lety

      @@amandamckinney928 I can't get the link to work, but thanks for sharing this, as now I can look it up ❤️

    • @alisontibbens2155
      @alisontibbens2155 Před 2 lety

      @@amandamckinney928 Oh, wow.

  • @stevenpetrillo9527
    @stevenpetrillo9527 Před 7 lety +32

    I will soon be an uncle. The child will hear this story... often.

    • @kerriskb19
      @kerriskb19 Před 5 lety +1

      Did you buy said child the book? My niece and nephew love it :)

  • @trystanluke7798
    @trystanluke7798 Před 4 lety +60

    In time past, though not long ago, there lived pigs, in stature, little, in number, three, who, being of an age both entitled and inspired to seek their fortune did set about to do thusly:
    When they had traveled a distance, pig numbered first spake saying, “Harken Brethren, heed this tempestuous realm! Tarry we long from hearth and home, we shall fair, I fear, *snort* not well!”
    And so being collectively agreed, but individually impelled, the diminutive swine set about each to erect for himself an abode.
    Pig numbered one did construct his house from straw. Pig numbered two did likewise, though rather not from straw but instead from sticks.
    Meanwhile, unique in his imaginings, pig numbered three did erectus his domicile stalwart and garish a structure made from brick entirely.
    Soon there happened along, as is frequently the scenario in classic tale of protagonist pig or red hooded child - a wolf.
    Carnivorous nature in full season, he called out to the straw staunched swine saying, “Pray thee, little pig, grant me entrance.”
    But pig one recalled with sage foreboding that he is mad who trusts in the tameness of a belly pinched wolf and responded immediately, “Nay it shall NOT be indeed! Not by wit or whiskered jowl!”
    Prepared for this most expected response, the wolf replied immediately, “Then steal thyself, little pig! Forthwith shall I endeavor by employing means both huffing and puffing to dismantle yon flaxen fortress!”
    Where upon there issued forth from the wolf an exhale of gale proportions that quickly rendered straw hovel to dregs and dross and carried aloft piglet and shattered quarters both.
    Exposed now to claw and fang, piglet one made haste, wolf in pursuit, to the stick festooned sanctum of peccary secondary.
    Causing pig two to cry out in dismay, “Well, this knots my knickers! The marshaling of feral wolf to my doorstep is nowhere among those endeavors amenable nor congenial!”
    “A thousand pardons!” Squealed one. ”T’would seem the beast’s baneful breath has purged me of home and sound judgment alike!”
    The mighty maelstrom of the wolf’s exhale…splattered second swine’s shack and shortened his sanctimonious scolding simultaneously.
    “Low and behold!” Squealed two, “stand we now amid wooded wreckage, tremulous and vulnerable with nary a strategy for eschewing the canine devourer looming in deadly proximity!”
    “Strategy?” Squealed one, “While ‘tis noble to contemplate tactical particularities, pressed as we are with the time restraint forbidding detailed strategical conversations, I would URGE WE RUN!”
    Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!
    Whether by their own fleet footed competence or the wolf’s windless attitude, the diminutive swine arrived at their ultimate kindred neighbor’s inexpugnable brick ingress unscathed.
    Upon the third pig’s door with urgent hooves they pounded calling out, “Unbar this entrance and with haste, we beseech thee!”
    The third pig haled from the American colonies,
    And possessing a vocabulary substantially less robust than his impromptu visitors replied, “Say what?”
    “Seek we sanctuary!” They implore on the verge of hysteria, “Lest we fall forthwith to the ravenous appetency of yonder approaching carnivore!”
    Still confounded by their importunate words, Pig three did render ajar his portal whereupon one and two spilled through and collapse beyond the threshold, enervated.
    “So y’all just wanted to come in? You could’a said that.”
    The sinister hiss of the wolf could once again be heard outside, “Pray thee pigs, grant me entrance!”
    “The wolf!” said one and two.
    “Wolf?” said three, “What’chya suppose he wants?”
    “He seeks to gain purchase within, indeed he would occupy this very alcove were he but afforded the most meager of opportunities!”
    “Right…I’m just gonna go ask him what he wants.”
    “Under no circumstances!” Squealed two flinging self bodily against the portal, “there is naught to be gained accosting external opponent save our immediate demise!”
    “What did you say about my momma?”
    House and occupants were again engulfed in a malevolent blast of wolfish wind. The foundation shook, the frame rattled, and low, to the astonished eyes of piglet and encroaching scoundrel alike, stood the third pig’s lodging undaunted.
    (Good news for you, pig fans.)
    Aghast and dismayed, pig two quarried of three, “How does, against such relentless and torrential onslaught, this domicile endure?”
    Pig three, puffed out chest, tapped a hoof to the hearth and responded, “It’s American made.”

    • @JulieShelton42author
      @JulieShelton42author Před 3 lety +5

      Some spelling and word changes.
      "hearken, brethren"
      "We shall fare"
      "erect as his"
      "straw-ensconced swine"
      "then steel thyself"
      "lo and behold"
      "hailed from"
      "And lo, to the"
      "pig two queried"

    • @skyetandy7788
      @skyetandy7788 Před 3 lety +3

      @Sugar&Spice It is in book form. A fellow teacher got it for me as a gift about 3 years ago.

    • @resolutelane2175
      @resolutelane2175 Před 3 lety

      Save our *own* immediate demise
      Other then that its perfect bravo

    • @hellybelle5
      @hellybelle5 Před 2 lety +1

      I was going to look up the text, but found he had it as a book 🥰

  • @tifanyshirley
    @tifanyshirley Před 8 lety +19

    Most beautiful version of this story, I have yet to hear. As well, HELL YEA! AMERICAN MADE BABY

  • @UKMumfromthepool
    @UKMumfromthepool Před 7 lety +19

    I've watched this a hundred times and still love it!

  • @RobertSmith-yu5fg
    @RobertSmith-yu5fg Před 9 lety +102

    The moral of the story is, make sure your house is American made

  • @Vocalinds
    @Vocalinds Před 12 lety +10

    "NOT BY WIT OR WHISKERED JOWL!"
    This guy is so awesome.

  • @vexer2942
    @vexer2942 Před 7 lety +18

    This is not Elizabethan English but a clever parody of it. Bravo!

  • @e4hyde629
    @e4hyde629 Před 7 lety +138

    Oh please rewrite and create a colection of all fairy tales, please.

  • @connerbaldwin8405
    @connerbaldwin8405 Před 8 lety +71

    How long do you think it took him to practice that.

    • @LordVenom30
      @LordVenom30 Před 6 lety +24

      conner baldwin about as long as it took me to reply to this comment from when you first posted it

    • @ag7dragonfly
      @ag7dragonfly Před 6 lety +6

      LOL

  • @ThomMassaro
    @ThomMassaro Před 7 lety +33

    I use this and his book in my High school English class to teach teach Shakespeare. it introduces the language in a form the kids can grasp...

  • @katalinjones
    @katalinjones Před 11 lety +3

    It is a brilliant comedy routine. John has published it as a delightfully illustrated booklet you can order from him.

  • @isaacduncan7133
    @isaacduncan7133 Před 10 lety +27

    my language arts teacher went to school with this guy

  • @krhemmer
    @krhemmer Před 8 lety +27

    I love it when comedians crack themselves up!

  • @kiminbari
    @kiminbari Před 12 lety +5

    As a hardcore story junky and lover of fairy tales and nursery rhymes and Shakespeare in pure form, I say this is by far the best version of the three little pigs that I have ever heard. John Branyan--you are brilliant! and your lexicon is greatly expanded and I thoroughly have enjoyed this bit!!! Thank you thank you! Hilarious.

  • @wildturkey1960
    @wildturkey1960 Před 8 lety +65

    Is it just me, or is Piglet #3 actually Ron White in disguise?

  • @rebeccagrimm6316
    @rebeccagrimm6316 Před 8 lety +37

    Would love it if you create a whole album of nothing but nursery rhymes like this. Hilarious! Also would love to see the effect of someone who actually speaks Queens English to someone who claims they only read the King James Version. It would be a great social experiment.

  • @kirstendegarnham4497
    @kirstendegarnham4497 Před 7 lety +22

    My class watched the and counted the different ways of saying house. We got 12/13 without the double ups

  • @zachrempel1032
    @zachrempel1032 Před 10 lety +15

    First saw this in Grade 10 English class. Still brilliantly humorous to this day.

    • @JuJuBelics
      @JuJuBelics Před 10 lety

      Yeah me too. I couldnt help but search it.

    • @medium393
      @medium393 Před rokem

      Grade 7th drama.

  • @matrixinterface
    @matrixinterface Před 12 lety +10

    I'm an English teacher and I'm totally going to show this in class :D

  • @jsilence418
    @jsilence418 Před 9 lety +14

    Excellent .175 people wonder if it comes on DVD .

  • @carradee
    @carradee Před 7 lety +20

    [giggling] Lovely job. ^_^
    I actually grew up reading classics-my mother thought they were necessarily appropriate for children to read, so I'd get handed Ernest Hemingway while being forbidden to read Goosebumps. My stepfather and brother and others would mimic archaic style and verbiage but completely mess it up-they mangle syntax or word usage or something. Branyan obviously had a clue and was using it on purpose. Not the easiest to do. Kudos to him for that. :)

  • @carsonj.sullivan5755
    @carsonj.sullivan5755 Před 3 lety +4

    I remember him performing this bit at a church in Virginia and the silence was deafening

  • @AgnesIona
    @AgnesIona Před rokem +1

    Still watch this. It cheers me up so much on a bad day; and is a delight on a good one.

  • @zerotolerance9959
    @zerotolerance9959 Před 8 lety +12

    Have to view this ever six months or so for a superlative giggle :D

  • @paulacurran3091
    @paulacurran3091 Před rokem +2

    He does such a brilliant job of vocalizing each character.

  • @chadzturtledove
    @chadzturtledove Před 12 lety +8

    This is hilarious! I would love to have a whole book of stories written in this style--love it.

  • @uricbonser5446
    @uricbonser5446 Před 3 lety +1

    The best presentation of John Branyan's "Shakespearian Telling of the Three Little Pigs". He has done this comedy for many years and a number videos of it are on You Tube. This one, in my opinion, is the best....

  • @wendyandmanny
    @wendyandmanny Před 10 lety +3

    One of the best comedic bits ever created. Epic and gets me every time, God bless.

  • @nathanelias493
    @nathanelias493 Před 7 lety +14

    what'd you say about my momma? lol

  • @imagdelinabonner8525
    @imagdelinabonner8525 Před 7 lety +10

    hi. I love this. I wish you would do the rest of the fairtales like this. As historians and linguists I and my friends would love more of these.

    • @benscoles5085
      @benscoles5085 Před rokem

      as a man who just loves humor, I would love this,

  • @mittrianafini3477
    @mittrianafini3477 Před 2 lety

    It was after midnight in a motel room with some other girls from science club when one of them looked this up on my computer. We had just checked in, and were supposed to get up early to get to my state's Science Olympiad to compete. Obviously, we were exhausted, but also wired. So we decided to watch/share a couple of our favorite CZcams videos before going to sleep. In those days, kids would know CZcams, but no one bothered to get an account because it wasn't worth it. We just remembered some cool stuff and shared it with friends if it came up.
    So probably 10 years ago.
    Naturally, we had to watch it a couple times to get all the giggles out before we actually went to bed. But the bedtime story did the trick. We were up on time and ready to go before the chaperones and the boys. 10/10 will always recommend, even 10 years later.👍

  • @lifeishooey
    @lifeishooey Před 10 lety +12

    AWESOME! Now, do Goldilocks and the Three Bears

  • @mypupismup
    @mypupismup Před 12 lety +4

    I love vocabulary, and I love how John kept laughing as he thought ahead on what ridiculous things he was about to say. :P

  • @janaelinder7203
    @janaelinder7203 Před 8 lety +3

    this is the 2nd time I've listened to it.

  • @sorileathegreat
    @sorileathegreat Před 8 lety +6

    I don't care if it's not "Old English", this is wonderful and I love it! (BTW: keep up the Poddy Time podcasts, Tim!!!)

  • @christianfilmer1500
    @christianfilmer1500 Před 12 lety +1

    Thine Love for ye old classics and the good hearted nature of thine old English language maketh me love thy study of linguistics be thus RENEWED!

  • @mandamaye28
    @mandamaye28 Před 7 lety +2

    By far one of my favorite videos of his!

  • @judythompson8227
    @judythompson8227 Před 4 měsíci

    i've seen this several times, and it's always achingly funny. Not just the language, but the delivery. He's a marvel.

  • @jharmo2
    @jharmo2 Před 11 lety +1

    he needs to make this into a book. I would buy it

  • @phoenixfire124
    @phoenixfire124 Před 2 lety +1

    I've seen this a hundred times and it makes me laugh every single time.

  • @ambernectar3158
    @ambernectar3158 Před 8 lety +4

    I say old chap. thwas extraordinarily well executed. Bravo.

  • @jessicamarie402
    @jessicamarie402 Před 3 lety +1

    You are to be commended. This was fantastic. I may have peed myself a little.

  • @krhemmer
    @krhemmer Před 10 lety +1

    One of the funniest things I have watched in quite a while. This made my morning!

  • @terryrussel3369
    @terryrussel3369 Před 3 lety +6

    Amazing.
    Tho I was compelled to adjust the delivery to a slower pace, I must declare that if Shakespeare had been introduced
    in this fashion to me as a child I would probably have become a professional historical languages wordsmith.

  • @289dancer
    @289dancer Před 7 lety +7

    that shakespearean nursey tale was awesome

  • @pattyaustin9460
    @pattyaustin9460 Před 7 lety +4

    LOVE this! Never fails to make me laugh until my sides hurt!

  • @snemelka
    @snemelka Před 11 lety +1

    Sir I applaud you. This piece now stands in my estimation paramount among its rivals in comedic performance. *claps*

  • @kwmoore3464
    @kwmoore3464 Před 5 měsíci

    Every time I listen to this routine, I always wonder how many hours it took him to get it perfect. It's a classic!

  • @stenosagamingdecartez4621

    Splattered second swines shack and shortened sanctimonious scolding simultaneously

  • @KiraXTasuku
    @KiraXTasuku Před 11 lety +1

    I saw this live last night. I loved the part where he said "Say what." xD Best part.

  • @gkw9882
    @gkw9882 Před 2 lety +1

    One of the most hilarious things I've ever heard. John Branyan must have done this hundreds of times. You can in later versions that the performance is more polished.

  • @joannacredeur726
    @joannacredeur726 Před 5 měsíci

    I've listened to this more times than I can count and I laugh every time. Good stuff!

  • @unfabgirl
    @unfabgirl Před 12 lety

    I have seen and heard several tellings of the story. This is one of my favorites.

  • @cak16apo
    @cak16apo Před 11 lety

    That was the absolute best version I ever saw/heard!!!

  • @gregfrancis4017
    @gregfrancis4017 Před 11 lety

    We just saw John Branyan tonight for the first time. He appeared with Tim Hawkins in Carmel, Indiana. We LOVE Tim Hawkins! John is hysterical as well! One of the highlights of the evening was John's telling of the 3 Little Pigs in Shakespeare-like vocabulary. We laughed so hard we thought we'd pee ourselves!

  • @Call_Me_Mom
    @Call_Me_Mom Před 12 lety

    What joy doth this bring to mine ears! Truly, an encouragement to increase the size and facility of our vocabulary.

  • @JE7705
    @JE7705 Před 7 lety +2

    Wow this was awesome! And hysterical as a fan and amateur student of linguistics.

  • @LindyWindy01
    @LindyWindy01 Před 11 lety

    This was... hilarious! My English teacher showed us this today, and I was laughing so much, that I fell out of my seat and laughed under my desk for a few seconds. She thought I was dying.

  • @parizodanasimjonova2909
    @parizodanasimjonova2909 Před 8 lety +2

    We watched this in my english class and it's still funny to this day 😂😂

  • @Marisongbysong5
    @Marisongbysong5 Před 12 lety

    I loved this - fabulously creative and inspired! Thank you John! I have just sent this link to all my friends in the UK.

  • @mkanix666
    @mkanix666 Před 12 lety

    I couldn't memorise this in 1000 years!!!

  • @saramacmillan5364
    @saramacmillan5364 Před 9 lety +1

    "Well! This knots my knickers!" XD

  • @trinity2727
    @trinity2727 Před 11 lety

    Saw this bit live yesterday. Funniest segment of the whole show! Well done.

  • @TheGoldenMusic-lz8nt
    @TheGoldenMusic-lz8nt Před 9 lety +3

    That was amazing XD. I couldn't remember the first 3 lines let alone the whole story XD.

  • @4xdblack
    @4xdblack Před 11 lety +5

    This comment has inspired me to upgrade my vocabulary!
    "Aardvark" done.

  • @HurricaneWV
    @HurricaneWV Před měsícem

    Wonderful talent love this!❤

  • @vickilindberg6336
    @vickilindberg6336 Před 3 měsíci

    Brilliant. Classic. To be quoted.

  • @ProductionPoptropica
    @ProductionPoptropica Před 11 lety

    That was the greatest story EVER!!! Definitely buying the book! VERY creative, it was AWESOME!!!

  • @Asigner4u2
    @Asigner4u2 Před 12 lety

    Exhale of strong proportions!! Love it!!

  • @reporterlauren
    @reporterlauren Před 12 lety

    What a refeshing intellectually stimulating, prolifiricating and enjoyable performance! Give me more.....

  • @marinakurban2586
    @marinakurban2586 Před 8 lety +1

    Never gets old, love it!

  • @CorgiFisher
    @CorgiFisher Před 12 lety

    Upon hearing this story one would be delighted. This is a new and illuminating point of view, for a mere story about three little piglets.

  • @TheDumbPigeon-qh2tl
    @TheDumbPigeon-qh2tl Před 3 měsíci +1

    I know every single word but never know what they are trying to express when combined together.

  • @WallowingWarthog
    @WallowingWarthog Před 12 lety +1

    As a Warthog lover and a Shakespeare lover (and a Shakespeare teacher back when the dinosaurs still roamed the earth) myself, this is the funniest rendition of the Fairy Tale I have ever heard. How Branyan memorized this is beyond me.

  • @fredmichaels418
    @fredmichaels418 Před 3 lety +1

    "Marshalling a Feral Wolf to my doorstep is nowhere among those endeavors amenable or congenial ! " .....
    "The Malevolent Blast of the Wolf's Exhale splattered 2nd Swine's shack and short his sanctimonious scolding simultaneously! "
    One of my favored segments of Peccary Perambulations prior to making Haste to save Hyde and Hair .

  • @AllMyLoftyGoats
    @AllMyLoftyGoats Před 11 lety

    Still one of the best videos ever.

  • @gregorydonatelli3429
    @gregorydonatelli3429 Před 2 lety

    The best 3 little pigs tale I've ever heard......

  • @IdahoGunGuy
    @IdahoGunGuy Před rokem

    Hilariously awesome! Great job!

  • @nicholasroyer9066
    @nicholasroyer9066 Před 10 lety +1

    That is absolutely awesome!

  • @listeningeyes9990
    @listeningeyes9990 Před 3 lety +1

    “It’s American made😊.” I enjoyed THIS version of The Three Little Pigs!

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai Před 4 lety

    It’s been AGES since I’ve watched this video but I’m so glad I randomly remembered it today

  • @AlwaysWillBeNeutral
    @AlwaysWillBeNeutral Před 8 lety

    This was HILARIOUS!

  • @virginiadavies7696
    @virginiadavies7696 Před 10 lety +4

    I can't believe that House and Storm thought that the audience would not understand the narrative (much less, that it would take thesaurus searches to write it. Abet, the language is not that colloquially used, but anyone used to reading anything in Old English can quickly pick up the cadence. In the SCA, (as well as Ren. Faires) there are those who practice speaking in that manner regularly. I may decide to start doing that more myself.

  • @juliaharris6374
    @juliaharris6374 Před 10 lety

    Best version ever!