Vikash Paul on Mallus vs Bengalis & Delhiites | Stand-Up comedy
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- A Malayali, a Bengali and a Delhiite walk into a bar. What happens next will BLOW YOUR MIND! To know, watch the video here.
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ആദ്യമേ തന്നെ ഒരു malayalee ഒള്ളൂ എന്ന് ഉറപ്പ് വരുതീട്ട് dialogue അടച്ചത് നന്നായി... അല്ലായിരുന്നേൽ മല്ലൂസ് കേറി അങ്ങ് മേഞ്ഞു വിട്ടേനെ 😂😂😂😂
We Malayalees say that a barking dog will not bite, so those who are like this will keep barking. We Malayalees will keep growing. proud to be a malayali...
Okay now bring a plate of idli vada😂
@@jogendrapradhan3094 thats tamilnadu food not kerala food
@@jogendrapradhan3094average north indian with no knowledge about south side be like
"People don't expect a CA to do stand-up comedy because they are supposed to be boring" - Yeah, this video proves the same.
correct, boring video..
only thing funny abt the video is this dumb guy is a CA, I thought they are intelligent people :D
😁
So he is an out of job ca trying to earn his livelihood by shooting off his mouth... guys pls show him lil mercy
Praveen natuvetty people deserve to hear the truth.... God knows he might actually read this comment and get back to his previous job... And then have an actual career ....
Jaspreet Singh in that case we are saved but i wouldnt say the same bout his clients ...poor chaps
In order to get your literacy rate high, you guys are exporting workers to Kerala. Proud of being a Keralite 🔥🔥🔥
I'm a bengali and I love all south indian people whether it's Malayalees,Kannadigas,Tamilians or Telugu proples.South Indian people are so pure at heart,so down to earth,so friendly and helpfull.They are good at English,Science and even in Entertainment industry.
Believe me guys we don't think about you guys in this way...Love from Kolkata♥️♥️♥️
@ Atkina....I am Bengali and I love all Indians be it North or South Indian. And also I do not have one sided love for only South Indian as mentioned in the comment. I am Indian first so I love both North and South Indian people...
I'm from kerela, we call every nonn-mallu as BENGALI, bcoz a lot of laboueres in kerela are from bengal
@@BackspasmANDniggle yes I have seen how open you people are about racism towards others by the comment you made then claim to have a moral high ground😂😂😂😂
I m a bengali dating a mallu guy.
Gosh jhagra khatam karo yaar.😂
Love for all
@beautybyswetha 😭😭😭😔sorry dear
Pata nhi
Mera kya hoga
But i m hopeful
I know it's a comedy program...but just wanted to clarify some things
Shakila is not Mallu
Kerala is not the heaviest consumer of alcohol
Soft porn industry is closed long back in Kerala
All mallus r not in gelf they are all around the world
Avinash Vasudevan things he made fun of Bangladesh are utter inconsiderate & false too
Avinash Vasudevan well most of what you said, were true at point, say ten yrs ago...Tbh most of the non malayalees I know still believe in the above facts abt mallus... This is called stereo typing, which comedians tend to play on.... Like madrasis is eat only sambar is another egs, so don't get butt hurt dude... Either laugh or move on..!
Brothers I know he says it for fun, but still as a hard-core Mallu my instincts made me write it...and its a bit boring as all these stereotyped jokes are used again and again...let new things come like beef eating state or terrorist state something like that...oops that jokes are done by republic channel rit...
Avinash Vasudevan haha ur still proving that your sores run deep
Wat ever u say bro...
oh he forgot to mention.. kerala is bengalis' gulf now...
AMMU CATHERINE TREESA well said
AMMU CATHERINE TREESA "bengalis gulf"...?..why..?
Subhasish Bhattacharjee ..There are 30 lakh Bengali Immigrant workers in Kerala right now.
justiano 86
30 lakh......!!!😱😱...omg...that's a lot..!....though the comparison of Kerala as gulf is funny and ironic..!!!..😝...bt I think this fact of huge bangali workers in Kerala is unknown to most of us....really depressing.!...TMC needs to work on this issue
Most are Bangladeshis !
രമേശ് പിഷാരടി ഇംഗ്ലീഷ് പച്ച വെള്ളം പോലെ പഠിച്ചാൽ തീരാവുന്നതേ ഒള്ളു അവന്റമ്മുമ്മേട stand up comedy...
Pulikk English vallare fluent ayi ariyam ariyath pole abhinayikunnatha .
Pisharody onnum mutti nilkkilla
Badai bunglaw is the copy of kapil sharma show , can u compare kapil sharma with pishu
And doing stand-up comedy in malayalam is quite difficult,as we can't speak so fastly
@@bt9604 true kapil sharma ello bere level elle pishu aynte aduth ethuo
@@muhammedwaseem6586 പിഷാരടി ഉണ്ടാക്കുന്ന വെറൈറ്റി കോമഡി ഒന്നും കപിൽ ഇല്ല, ഹിന്ദി ആയ കാരണം ഓവർ ഹൈപ്പ് ആണ്
@@naveenraramparambil7819 💯
Both Malayalis and Bengalis have their own sets of talent and uniqueness. Guys, we don't need to fight among ourselves for some stupid video. I'm a Bengali and with due respect to Bengalis, I felt offended at the way he talked about Kerala. As kids we had the slogan "unity in diversity" in our textbooks for a reason, let's not forget that :)
correct, sister :)
@@bettyberleigh866 He made a joke of the Bangladesh infiltration. I think he knows nothing about the trauma of partition and 1971 war. This is extremely insulting to all the bengalis who were separated due to the war.
Jharkhand ..Bihar ..Odisha Chhattisgarh ..some Gujarati people ...these people are dark...... North india target only sorth india😡
abey its a joke take a chill pil
@@africa7958we are not North Indians so pls don't consider us that....
Reason of High literacy rate in Kerala: Most of uneducated mallu men have crossed the borders and gone to gulf !!@ r u serious?? For ur information:
Most of the Keralites, who are working in Gulf are educated..
Don't take things seriously bru...he's joking... It's his bread and butter.
Don't get offended on every silly things
@@KillBillK10 keralites respect the NRI s very much .. theyre the one who contributed a lot for the native place
I read your comment below Abish-Archana's wedding video. Coincidence ! 😅
@@user-kq8ls3lw3n 😇
Bengali babu mess dwaa..😎😎
Shakeela acted in mallu adult films but she is from Andhra Pradesh. And most of the adult movie actress are not mallus. I don't think those kind of movies are produced in Kerala anymore
Those mallus who goes to gulf are not iliterate. They can read and write, even those who go for blue collar jobs.
Mallus are not addicted to porn. Every normal male around the world watch porn.
Watch Loy Machedo made fun of mallus and that was accurate, insulting and funny.
ABHILASH yes u r right!!
first time am seeing a standup tragedian..
Delson Davis yeah bro exactly 😂
Ayyo
Delson Davis
Are u mallu ?
😅😂😂😂
Mallu pola 😂
I'm a mallu every thing is ok except ur perception about malayalam films..Do watch atleast 2 malayalam films..it's realistic, natural acting ,good technicalities ,rich in content etc nd ur bollywood copied atleast 50 movies frm malayalam..😎😎
straycat 888 ha ha in ur dreams😂😂
straycat 888 both tamil nd malayalam copied each other in older times .. bt ur openion about all films is such a foolish statement...😂😂
straycat 888 common sir list d movies... der r almost 6000 approx movies r made in malayalam..started from Vigathakumaran....plz mention all movies copied frm tamil nd give me proof...😋😋😋
straycat 888 have you seen Bangalore days , Bodyguard(kaavalan), Kireedam, Kadha parayumbo(Kuselan) ???
stray cat I doubt you can name ten tamil movies remade in Malayalam and that too successful remakes. On the other side, Bodyguard, Drishyam, Billu Barber, Bhool bhulaiya are a few of the just some of Malayalam movies remade in both tamil and hindi.
Kerala people... Just keep calm.We know what we are.. And Wht our culture taught us... Others are just jealous... Nthng else
yeah....I am from tamilnadu and still cannot accept how north indians can laugh for this _______ joke...dirtiest thought
rinisha gowri you are right. Those fkin northies making ugly jokes.
jersey devil wtf are u insane or what?.. 😂😂🤣🤣 when did I mention West Bengal is in North..😂😂🤣🔥
@EXTREME its why north indian hate south indian
ഷാജിയേട്ടാ ഈ മൈരനെയങ്ങ്.. ഇവൻ മലയാളികളുടെ തനി കൊണം എടുപ്പിക്കൊ 🙈😎
Its very funny that every standup comedians in india can't find any interesting content other than comparing north and south....
It’s not funny it’s foolish and insulting....
Is all about trolling kerala
Do you know alexander babu🤔
@ARGHA BHATTACHARYA it us
Well he proved his point, CA guys can't be stand up comedian.
Lmfao spot on!!!!
Damn right, all bollocks!!
അതേ തമിഴന്മാരെ പാണ്ഡികൾ എന്നും ,പിന്നെ പോടാ ബംഗാളി എന്നു പറഞ്ഞു insult ചെയ്യുമ്പോൾ അലോചികണ0 .തിരിച്ചു ഇങ്ങോട്ടും കിട്ടുമെന്നു....
@@chekuisright535 appol malayali gale mallus or madrasi inn parayumbolo???
I don't remember the exact content of the video, but my point was that i didn't find his jokes funny, not that he insulted anyone.
@Rupali Mukherjee well, then u should check it before buying 😜
I didn't have any problem with his content, i just didn't find it funny.
Dude, I am not a Malyali, but still felt offended. Learn to respect others.
Nee malayali alleda kallaa
Sheri sasi sir😌
Others are jealous of you, keep calm! ;)
Eda sasi nee 👌👌
@NARENDRANATH MANDAL Acha .. no you are saying things like north Indian. That's not right either.
*കുന്തിരിക്കം ഞങ്ങൾക്കു ഇഷ്ടമാ.അതിന്റെ മണവും ഇഷ്ടമാ പക്ഷെ അത് ഞമ്മന്റെ മൂട്ടിലിട്ടു കത്തിക്കല്ലേ.നിങ്ങൾക്കു ഞങ്ങളെ നന്നായിട്ടു അറിയാഞ്ഞിട്ട. പോട്ടെടാ ഒന്ന് കൂടെ വരുത്തരുത്*
Now you proved that CA stand up comedian is boring 😂🤣
"HOW TO INSULT KERALITES " I think tat shld be the title.... n feel so sorry for Mr.Aditya
Obviously your right .. they were trying to find some way to insult kerala .not only north Indians now many states people even neighboring people started to insulting Kerala wherever they are getting chance .. jealousy people's always do such idiot things ..
Learn to take a joke it doesn't have to be true
So I wasn't the only one thinking his lame joke as an insult,i mean yes I understand he's trying his best to make his audience laugh but why does he have to INSULT?!
yup.....how could he decide that he is alcoholic or something really dirty......aditya was ther to watch his stand up comedy......not to get insulted
Oh god! You Keralites are offended so easily... We always respect you guys and this was just for comedy so calm down
That sreesanth joke has become invalid now.He was cleared by High Court..
Rohin Anand and you know why he fought elections and with whom?
i
But he still keeps making a fool out of himself...
how can one talk about Kerela and WB and not mention communism? disappointing xD
sayam siddha , because both the states have been fucked by communism
Sarath Kumar T , thats why communists killed millions in russia and then killed millions in china ,
At last , idiots cannot be argued with came true . Forget about cow . Cow is only important for milk , but for communists even womens are property and as stated by communists , every women should be nationalised which means every single man has equal rights on every single women of the state .
My question is , are you ready for to nationalise your mother , sister , daughter , wife for the sake of equality , if you proclaim yourself to be a communist. 😀😁😂
Sarath Kumar T m.czcams.com/users/verify_age?next=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFfNibO4aTDY%26feature%3Dyoutu.be&client=mv-google ,
See this video , you idiot .
Sarath Kumar T , see this video to understand what communists were doing in india
m.czcams.com/video/y3qkf3bajd4/video.html
Sarath Kumar T , m.czcams.com/video/LSz_nks0Yuk/video.html
How communists brainwash a nation , cleary explained by russian agent who worked in india .
Nowadays all labours in kerala are from Bangal. You forgot to mention that. Why is it so?!!!
And this guy knows a lot about pornography. 😀👍
Sarath Kumar From Bangladesh. They claim to be from Bengal for obvious reasons.
Sarath Kumar there lot of dosa sellers r in Bengal they are from Kerala and labours as well
they r all lower class bangladeshi...within 10 years more then 10 million bangladeshi came Westbengal state...doing labours works in every Indian state
Sagnik Sen we dont make a lot of dosa and idli..its not tamil nadu idiot! Our fav is beef briyani deal with it XD
Rx creationz we don't give a fuck about beef lol where do you think we are from up and bihar?
I'm not a Keralite and to everyone who is not a Keralite and laughed at this. Grow up. People tend to speak about something only when it is wrong and about them. Please be aware and learn to speak for others too.
We are "Malayalis" not Mallu.... If u can't pronounce it properly plss keep quiet....Nd the fun fact is Kerala is now like a gulf country for Bengalis.....lol
OMKV......
Bangladeshi bengalis right
Whats wrong in saying mallu
Not Bengali...those r Bangladeshi muslims who crossed Bangladesh border nd settled in Assam and westbengal nd then they r in Kerala.... Bengalis r Hindu...our surnames r Das,Saha,Paul, Bose,Chaterjee,mukherjee,ganguly,ghosh,karmakar,Rai,Mandal,choudhary,Banik etc not Mohammad, qayamat,Ali etc
Aju Anna for the thousandth time - THEY ARE BANGLADESHIS!!!!!!!
Kerala is known as "Gods own country" and "Spice own country "
This is purely boring and misleading information being spread. Now people who will ask to 'take it lightly' . No..seriously this is stupid.
You can not find one person without higher secondary education.....even if he is in abudabi grocery store 😄😄😄
കേരളത്തിന്റെ ബോർഡർ കടന്നാൽ കഥ മാറി..അഞ്ചാം ക്ലാസ്സ്, മൂന്നാം ക്ലാസ്സ്, നാലാം ക്ലാസ്സ് etc😂😂
He quit CA bcoz he got fired by a Keralite and asked him to do jokes to survive. All 3 points he mentioned here is wrong about Kerala. Shameka is not from Kerala, Punjab is highest alcohol consumption, Telugu industry is the highest movie production in India of course the last how gulf is hometown for Kerala, Kerala is gulf and hometown for Bengalis where majority of them work in Kerala.😂😂
Manmohan M
THE BEST THING ABOUT KERALA IS THE PEOPLE'S, CULTURE, FOODS & THE MOVIES.... 🤩💙💙
Now malayalam become India's best realistic film Industry🙏
Want to know about kerala?
Pros: better Population control, male to female ratio, Human development index, check poverty index also, education, No communal violence, better education & safety for female (no state in india can challenge that), Health, trust in police(even for a small reason here we make FIRs), economy (Most of the money come from abroad), everyone can afford internet, electricity & toilets, you never find a slum in kerala & so on.... 😍
Cons: unemployment ratio, infrastructure development(but not that bad only roads are 😔), Not that much buisness friendly, normal family expenses is higher than north & that's all.... 👍🏻☑️
@AB yeah abt 50 percent of keralites are now living in US.. Eneechu po myre
Comedy is meant to be fun, enjoyable. There's a thin line between comedy and insult, being a Bangladeshi I didn't find it funny while you mentioned jumping the border! Really? You need to be careful while choosing a topic, as you're a public speaker; your words should not insult other country/region. Please don't just add up words just to make people laugh!
And most of the Malayalis jokes weren't funny and why would you call someone Mallu? You need to polish your words too.
Wtf! Saurabh whatever! That doesn’t make any sense! No wonder why daffuq you’re a fanboy of this piece of shit!
@@Mani-cc5lo why I am a Bengali...w.b. tere baap Ka hai kya
@@Mani-cc5lo u make me laugh fool. Bengal belongs to Bengalis..not ur cumstained kind.
@@moodoffgirlop6402 Bal chirbe ora
@@moodoffgirlop6402 oder ke latbiye Bangla theke tarabo ebar
Look how a bengali is talking about the only place where they get some money. Respect your people's source of income man.
How we get money from you people where u urself get out of ur own place for livelihood...😂😂 U ppl are migrating to Bangalore...
Btw, relax guys its just a comedy....👍
@@shinibalimandal5094 30 lakh bengalis are working in kerala
@@Neha-pf8bb they are not the Bengalis from west Bengal....brush up your gk
@tissy skaria... I really do not knw wat the comedian is upto... But we understand world is a global village now.. People moving to places based on their area of profession ... Just FYI. only due political reasons bengal is lagging behind.. Same goes for keralities.. Even with high literacy they hve to depend on projects & jobs outside kerala...
@@Neha-pf8bb haven't counted number of bengalis there.. But definetly i see many keralities nurses working / doing jobs in Bengal as well.. & i fully respect them..... Similarly for multiple bengali professional docs, Engineers, Musicians are spread across... Hope u are keeping a track on that...
Somebody please educate him.
Hey.. Bengali..Do you know KERALA is now Bengal's gulf?? Huh?? Podaa
Malayali Da!😎
Oh hello Those muslim not bengali they destroyed our reputation name of bengali
Get lost kallu
Where is north pargana? is it in w. Bangal?
Bengaliiiiii 😉😂😂😂😂😂
Those r Muslims not real Bengalis...real bengalis r non Muslim...they just speak slang language related to Bengali
I think he is an 100% sanghi...thts y he cmpling mallus....
മലയാളികളെ കളിയാക്കിയാൽ സംഘി ആവുമോ 😂 ഇതെന്ത് മൈര്
Theetta varthaanam parayalle ...Vela kalayalle
Cmmnt delete aakdei
If that is the case u r a 100% radical muslim that's why people like you always complain abt sanghi /hindu...
Do a proper research Yaar... Punjab is the state with highest alcohol consumption not Kerala....and Telugu industry produces highest number of movies....😐
sujitha bhardwaj indeeds there is more Bangladeshi porn available than mallu porn
Lol... Punjab is nowhere near the top of that list... Don't make your opinions based on bollywood propagated stereotypes and read some facts www.thehindu.com/opinion/blogs/blog-datadelve/article6344654.ece
shakeeb msr dude i guess you neither read my comment nor the article... First the article is based on a national survey and according to that Punjab is nowhere in the top consumers... Even if this article is a couple of years older still national trends don't change much in such a short time.. Hence the stats essentially hold true and thus the part where this girl says that Punjab is number one consumer is WRONG. Second, i never said anything about Kerala being the no. 1 .... Even the article doesn't say that
Punjab awaei badnaam hai ,Kerala it is
Well said !
He claims it as a stand up comedy without knowing anything about Kerala!OMKV!
Kerala has many othr gud things than mallu porns n alcohol. U nly know these 2 bcz u nly searched for these things. Please develop ur intrst in some useful things.
How can you laugh on good things but? You are confused between TEDx Talk and stand up comedy.
this is a standup comedy video...!...
Uma Guha so you mean to say that Stand-up comedy can be done only by degrading a state?
It's Stand-up Harassment.
Gowri Unnikrishnan well said 🤘
Well said
To go to dubai one should pass sslc.. So they aren't uneducated really..
100
I am from Maharashtra....❤️
You have no right to say this about Kerala because Kerala is the only state good in India that has the highest literacy rate ,good peoples education and good state tourism.when I was study in Kerala and I know how much north indians is worth there...........
Thank you, Bro. We love Maharashtrians too.
I don't know much about malayalee's obsession with alcohol or porn,but certainly they are very educated and cultured.As for bengalis we have our share of vices but still we carry certain values which compel people from other states to visit us without fear or prejudice. As for Vikas Paul(Bikash Pal in Bangla),please try some other trade,this is not your bhand(kullar) of tea. Jai Hind
ഇവനൊക്കെ പണി എടുത്തു ജീവിച്ചുടെ?😂😂😂😉
Sathyam!!
Sathyam
അവന്റെ ഒരു ഒടുക്കത് സ്റ്റാൻഡ് അപ്പ് ചളി...
chusbi amarta
മയിര് മയിരേയ് 😂
ഇതേതാ ഈ സാദനം.. ഇവന്മാരൊക്കെ മലയാളികളോട് kalikkaraya😠😠
എന്റെ പൊന്നു മക്കളെ ഇവന് ലൈക് കൊടുക്കല്ലേ,,,,, ഡിസ്ലൈക് കൊടുക്കണം,,,, നമ്മൾ മലയാളിയെ വെറും മോശമായി പറഞ്ഞത്
*KERALA is Bengalis gulf now 🤣🤣*
Bangladeshis gulf
Bangladesh per capita is higher than india. So stay in aukaat@@sanatandharm.1947
Actually I am Bengali and I was there in Kerala for 2 years ...... yeah I considered the fact that difference does exist between us but it driven me in joculity that how there are so similarities regarding look(glimpse of glory on face due high protein diets), dressing sensation(women attire), food and being Foodie( taste may vary), certain characteristics (like always very calm and tryna kept pace from controversial issues) exist even though we are far apart by distance.....one in extreme east and other is extreme south...
Glimpse of glory on face due to high protein diet? I am a Bengali but I don't think average Bengalis have any glow or spark on their faces as mentioned by you. if you replace Mallu in your comment with a Gujarati or Kannadiga,then too the same similarity applies.....so not sure how those similarities are exclusive between Malllu and Bong? Actually Bengali culture is similar to Bihar. Both major festivals are Durga and Saraswati Puja,both want government jobs instead of corporate or business,Bengali language is more closer to Bhojpuri and Maithili than any other language,both have similar food like rice and fish (in Maithil region of Bihar) thanks to Gangetic plain geography,both state people are migrating to other state as they elected faulty leaders like Mamta,Lalu,Jyoti Basu, both were one state during Pala and Magadh empire rules and so on.....so being a Bengali I find it funny when some people want to forcibly draw similarities between B ongs and Maalus...where actually Bengalus are like Oriya,Bihar,Assamese,Nepalese while Mallus are like Tamils....
@@rps5952 tamils are black bro, mallus are much faired and can be compared to punjab, haryana or uttarkhand..
@@abyyy490 അങ്ങനെ പറയല്ലേ ബ്രോ. നമ്മളിൽ പല നിറങ്ങളിലുള്ള ആളുകൾ ഉണ്ട്. Mixed. Tamils ഉം അങ്ങനെ ആണ്.
@@abyyy490 lol. Guess mallus like us should move to TN then.
@@rps5952 yes Ray,Tagore,Uttam, kumar,Netaji does not have spark on face and we will believe it😂😂😂😂😂all of them were normal just well educated bengalis in a sense...who gave them their spark ???what about SN bose,JC bose,PC roy,Meghnad saha,Jatindranath mukherjee....did they not have spark??they were even from more normal backgrounds.....you talked a lot about faulty leaders...why not talk about your hindustani and non bengali fathers who constantly neglected the state imposed frieght equalisation and dseveral other discriminatory policies which robbed west bengal of countless amounts of money.
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UNICEF and the World Health Organization(WHO) designated Kerala the world's first "baby-friendly state"
Listed in world top 5 family destinations by Lonely Planet repeatedly (in 2016 as well)
UN awarded Kerala for its global leadership in creating innovative initiatives for sustainable tourism, (the first time India has ever won the recognition)
Natgeo - Ten Paradises of the world' and '50 of the world's top places to see
Highest Human Development Index
The highest literacy rate
Polichu bro
when u generalize south Indians y can't I do the same ? well I am just saying facts accept it or go to hell.
Ashish Iyer yeah Ashish.. this pahadi junglee thinks as if he owns India.better to ignore that shit.
India was never supposed to be one country.Too much diversity.If Kerala was a country,keralites would have been patriotic as fuck.
+Milan Bisht bro we should use our democratic right to vote to become separate countries.I suppose you are from uttarakhand or Himachal.Republic of uttarakhand and Republic of Kerala.Nice right?Both populations will be happy.nobody will have to put up with others bullshit anymore
Dude, making fun using stereotypes is not a thing anymore... people are making good content. Please check, know your shit. Best of luck.
മുണ്ട് മടക്കി കുത്തി നല്ല നാല് തെറി പറയാനും അറിയാടാ.. അതും കൂടി ഇനി പറയണം ട്ടാ പുന്നാരേ
mallus are everywhere. ..he'll true.Proud to be a malluu
Hei bengali.... Come to kerala you have some pending work there to do...
ibrahim kutty nope we have much of our works to be done in here rather than enjoying our days in kerala..
bro those are the uneducated Bangladeshis ...for next time when you meet one off them .just ask.what is their religion, you will understand
ibrahim kutty naah man !! We are not interested in fucking mallu pornstars anymore.
also, we are not interested in disgusting Bangla porn
ibrahim kutty 😂🤣
kerala is now bengalis gelf :-D
Rahul Cr you u should say Bangladeshis because Indian Bengali never work in Kerala... get ur facts correct
Sagnik Sen west bengal and bangaladesh was one before partition .bengalis are there a lot .. even they commit crime here ..need newspaper cuttings??
Rx creationz By ur comment it shows how ignorant you are. For ur kind information Bangladesh is a country and WB is a state. You are mixing a whole country with a state. Told ya ignorant... You should say Bangladesh was part of India. And crimes are committed by lot of people not only Bongs. Even Mallus commit crimes. Kerala has the highest crimes rate after Delhi. Media reported 1,980 Crime rate in 2016 and now it has increased. I hope you have a newspaper cutting for that too 😉😉
Pwolichu
Sagnik Sen what the hell are you even saying. 80-90 percent of the manual labour force in Kerala are from WB, Assam and Jharkhand. I work in the construction industry in Kerala. Please get your facts straight first.
When a comedian uses stereotypes to make jokes one knows how numbered thier days are.
বাংলা: আমি একজন বাঙালি এবং আমি সমস্ত দক্ষিণ ভারতীয় ভাষাকে সম্মান করি। প্রতিটি সংস্কৃতি তার নিজস্ব উপায়ে সুন্দর :)
English: I am Bengali and I respect all South Indian languages. Every culture is beautiful in its own way :)
Kintu Kerala bashiera ta kore na comment section e dekhte parchhi....ar era nijeder educated bole😒😒 kerala
OMKV ...
Now bengalis jump across the border to kerala...
വല്ല പണിയും എടുത്തു ജീവികെടോ...
True
Ith atha ee bangali babu 😂😂
Sathyam😂
So mallus started to learn swimming to go to dubai
@@moodoffgirlop6402 not to do labour jobs
I don't why the people are laughing for his foolishness
Coz they are also dumb
He's a standup tragedian..guys
.better do CA
Chill
Now I realised what standup tragedies are like
The bengalis gulf is kerala 🤣🤣🤣
If u cant win someone over a fight
If u cant win someone over an argument
If u cant impose your ideologies on someone
Then get this in mind, that some one is a malayali....
We love mia khalifa and sunny leone.... Not shakkeela.
Older generations loved Maria and sajini.... K
It's funny how ppl tend to laugh at other ppls misery/faults /stereo typing... But when it comes to them, they start getting all defensive... Lot of but hurt mallus here...
vk varman not Mallu.. malayaLi vikash paul is racist
Ring King why is it a derogatory term?
vk varman It is derogatory, cause Mallu is not a word! It's just a racist remark for all Malayalis..
I'm bengali but i love Kerala. ..☺
CA guys can't be stand up comedian...................very well said and you proved it within 5 minute and 9 seconds
What a great standup tragedy bro..for comedy you invented so many things which ended up in falling to a cowdung pit😂 dont wipe bro its an award for you keep it up buddy
M trying to find laughter in this...!
No punchlines .Hope this is not your primary source of income.
Hope putting lame comments on others vidoes is not your primary purpose of living :P
Vikash Paul - Comic Wow! Hope these lame comebacks are not your ego-boosters😂
Superhilarous!
ranjith p, nailed it maan
State/UT consumption per week per capita in ml
Andaman & Nicobar Island. 656
Andhra Pradesh. 561
Arunachal Pradesh. 749
Assam. 304
Bihar. 266
Chandigarh. 37
Chhattisgarh. 120
Dadra & Nagar Haveli. 2,533
Daman & Diu. 252
Delhi. 55
Goa. 47
Gujarat. 53
Haryana. 89
Himachal Pradesh. 149
Jammu & Kashmir. 32
Jharkhand. 320
Karnakata. 23
Kerala. 94
Madhya Pradesh. 133
Maharashtra 65
Manipur. 155
Meghalaya. 74
Mizoram. 29
Nagaland. 159
Odisha. 146
Puducherry. 154
Punjab. 141
Rajasthan. 80
Sikkim. 41
Tamil Nadu. 20
Tripura. 163
Uttar Pradesh. 34
Uttarakhand. 38
West Bengal. 74
Born and raised in Delhi, never heard 'tu janta hai mera baap kon hai'
Shelly Sharma nowadays u just have bring delhi into ur conversation to become a comedian.
Shelly Sharma me also from delhi hume b aaj tk koi esa ni mila.. yaar log pta ni kya sochte h.. itne bure toh hote b ni hum dilliwale
Guys come on!! I am from Delhi as well. If there’s a fight you’re gonna hear this line in the first 10 seconds of the fight after they abuse each other’s moms and sisters of course.
Shelly Sharma ...may be people in ur vicinity know who their father is ;)
Shravan Satyanarayan chutiye jhoot bulwa lo, tera accent hi nai hai delhi wala
this guy forget to say that kerala is gulf to bengaliis
Come on Keralites don't be angry on us(Bengalis) he seems like a Bengali sanghi and in general most of the Bengalis (at least where I stay) like South India and Kerala and Tamil Nadu are like our Brothers/Sisters
Racist. No Creativity. He insulted the CA and Mech Engineer couple at their face. This newbie sucks
Disgrace to all Chartered accountants
Chetan Hosamani Absolutely true..
well you are an absolute newbie to this side of youtube then
He was talking offensive - in the name of stand-up comedy....
& I can here only few laughter from the audience.... (May be paid one's 😂😂)
Mr VIKASH PAUL: TRY TO LEARN and READ about the core subject .......before doing these tragedies......
I slept one minute into this effortless tragedy
I sware that most of the comments are from malayalis🔥🔥🔥🔥
Appreciate the effort taken by this guy.. even if it didn't make any sense..
Shameful...U r a disgrace..
I am a Bangal & I am proud!!
Its just a joke. Why are people so offended 🤷🏻♂️
I’m also a malayalee and i just took it in the right sense... I’m not feeling offended.
He is totally insulting dude !! This is not the way of doing stand up comedy !!
🤣If jealousy was given a mike:
He is tragedian with clapping background music both of this makes me funny ...
Now.. There is a reason why CAs don't do stand up comedy. This just reinforced the notion.
Pitty of this guy, who does nt know anything about kerala and blabbering with broken knowledge..
And whats there so much to laugh when hearing shakeela's name.
Bengal has more rape cases than keraka and these idiots are laughing
മലയാളി ഉണ്ടോ ഇവിടെ???? 😂😂😂😂
Aa
Man, people from kerela really took this video too seriously.
thats because these are the true facts
Bcz he spoke utter bullshits bro
1:30 still laughing like a fool.
Why this person is so jealous of kerala
Just insulting some of the states few minutes for happiness and enjoyment, nothing else...
Omkv
I love home ❤️@kerala... otherwise we will not be able to overcome flood that happen recently. We jst hold our together and no religious partiality made .. all were equally share food .. places etc.. thus we overcome the situation. No other state in India can't do this upto this when it happens.
yess!
He is a bengali, lol I think his mom was working in sonagachi from his personality
Please report this video... He is insulting Keralites.
I reported this fekin idiot
അതേ തമിഴന്മാരെ പാണ്ഡികൾ എന്നും ,പിന്നെ പോടാ ബംഗാളി എന്നു പറഞ്ഞു insult ചെയ്യുമ്പോൾ അലോചികണ0 .തിരിച്ചു ഇങ്ങോട്ടും കിട്ടുമെന്നു....
@@chekuisright535 Podo
@@biswajitraha4934 When? Where? Clarify please.
Your jokes might be funny, but the information you’ve portrayed into this is even funnier. Please make the research work good next time when you bring about such things in the next videos. People on the internet tend to believe such things. Please don’t mislead them.
Stop this gulf shit man, we worked our ass off to reach where we are and there are equal no:of telugu people Gujaratis and Punjabis working abroad
Why do we get offended all the fuckin time? I'm a mallu n I enjoyed this thoroughly. Good going Vikash it was fun.. Sorry for all the childish comments from my fellow Mallu netizens, sorry that we have become a nation of "offendies"
Onj poda myre
Mallus power ❤️🔥❤️ethavanada eth Patti..ninak keralathila pillare ariyila
We Bengalis love mallus but after reading some comments I can conclude that they don't think the same about us
Yes 😔
You bongalis are woke 😂. Communists and momota begum have infected your brain. Grow up
Sorry bro🙏🏼❤
Not true , the issue is that we all focus on negative things like this guy. A Bengali guy wrote our national anthem I don’t know why some guys look down on Bengalis. As for Malayalees I am one and I can tell you we do have some idiots but not all are ignorant. Majority are good only.
Southies never consider anyone of us as their brothers. I am from odisha and mallu people speak bad about us 😂
കേരളവും മലയാളവും ദീർഘായുസ്സ്.
❤️❤️❤️
I really tried to laugh on at least one of your jokes, failed miserably. Step up your content and delivery dude. As everyone else is saying too, your state stereotype jokes would have worked back in 2000.. not now. Don’t take this as a hate comment because I am just making you aware of where you are going wrong
The most boring stand ups I've ever seen..!
Jokes apart shakeela is not a mallu. 😂 she is from tamilnadu. Its jst tat she was more active in malayalam movies back in those days.
non-malayali here..still didn,t like it.being a comedian doesn,t mean that you can be disrespectfull towards others.