When I Was a Boy

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  • čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
  • A song for anyone who's ever tried to get nostalgic around their elders.
    [Here's another song • The Hero of Canton ]
    with
    Mouse on Guitar
    Toby on Banjo
    Rob on Uke
    Michael on Banjo
    Matthew on Fiddle
    Written by Frank Hayes
    Thanks to Alex for help with filming
    Lyrics:
    When I was a boy, our Nintendo
    was carved from an old apple tree
    And we used garden hose to connect it
    to our steam-powered colour TV
    But it still beat that ancient Atari
    'Cause I damn near went blind don't you know
    Playing Breakout and Pong, on a video game
    hooked up to the radio
    And we walked seven miles to the schoolhouse
    Barefoot and uphill both ways
    through blizzards in summer and winter
    back in the good old days
    Back when FORTRAN was not even THREETRAN
    and the PC was only a toy
    we did our computing by gaslight
    When I was a boy
    When I was a boy all our networks
    were for hauling in fish from the sea.
    Our baud rate was 8 bits an hour (and she was worth it)
    And our IP address was 3
    And you kids who complain that your mobile network's too slow
    ought to cut out your bitchin'
    'cause when I was a boy every packet
    was delivered by carrier pigeon.
    And we walked 15 miles to the schoolhouse
    Barefoot and uphill both ways
    through blizzards in summer and winter
    back in the good old days
    Back when FORTRAN was not even TWOTRAN
    and the mainframe was only a toy
    and we did our computing by torchlight
    When I was a boy
    When I was a boy our IS shop
    built relational tables from wood
    and we wrappered our data in oilcloth
    to preserve it the best that we could
    And we carried our bits in a bucket
    and our mainframe weighed 900 tons
    and we programmed in ones and in zeroes
    and sometimes we ran out of ones
    And we walked 30 miles to the schoolhouse
    Barefoot and uphill both ways
    through blizzards in summer and winter
    Back when FORTRAN was not even ONETRAN
    and the abacus, only a toy
    we did our computing in primordial darkness (You had darkness?)
    When I was a boy

Komentáře • 60

  • @mischiefcal
    @mischiefcal Před rokem +6

    folk punk isn't dead, it's just adjusting itself

  • @InvadersDie
    @InvadersDie Před 6 lety +60

    Is this part of an AI reward system?

  • @alecjohnson55
    @alecjohnson55 Před 6 lety +60

    Can you get this professionally recorded? I'd love a fully mastered version :D

  • @daverei1211
    @daverei1211 Před 2 lety +4

    Brilliant thank you! I was only having this discussion with my son when he was complaining his core i7 with 32gb memory was too slow…. Yet I learned to code on pencil mark cards in batch runs on the schools pdp11/03….

  • @maxelldgm1638
    @maxelldgm1638 Před 5 lety +8

    This may be one of the greatest achievements of humanity to date

  • @Shima33BB
    @Shima33BB Před 6 lety +105

    Damnit, you're not _allowed_ to be good at everything!

    • @Seegalgalguntijak
      @Seegalgalguntijak Před 6 lety +5

      Wanna bet he just doesn't put the things he isn't good at on youtube?

    • @shachna
      @shachna Před 6 lety +6

      So that's why he never uploads woodworking videos.

    • @Shima33BB
      @Shima33BB Před 6 lety +3

      Knowing my luck, he's probably good at that too, and is just choosing not to brag about it.

    • @RobertMiles2
      @RobertMiles2  Před 6 lety +47

      This is really funny because I'm actually just finishing up a woodworking project, but I haven't filmed much of it so there probably won't be a video. Nothing fancy though, just a Pikler Triangle for my niece.

    • @Shima33BB
      @Shima33BB Před 6 lety +20

      SEE I TOLD YOU
      *_GRAAAAAAAH_*

  • @ChrisBigBad
    @ChrisBigBad Před 2 lety +1

    That is beautiful. I feel like this should become the pub-hymn of the nerds and geeks. With everyone singing on a friday evening :D

  • @TheGrooseIsLoose
    @TheGrooseIsLoose Před 6 lety +4

    This is now my favorite song.

  • @dwreid55
    @dwreid55 Před 5 lety +2

    Oh dear... this sounds like me talking about my early days with mainframes,110 baud modems, and Teletypes and punched tapes. Hahahaha... Loved this.

  • @ErikUden
    @ErikUden Před 2 lety +1

    Can't believe Robert Miles has so many talents.

  • @the1exnay
    @the1exnay Před 5 lety +2

    I did not expect to like this- i loved it

  • @lukaskyzlik8770
    @lukaskyzlik8770 Před 6 lety +21

    Great song! Robert, pls put the lyrics in the doobley-doo.

    • @RobertMiles2
      @RobertMiles2  Před 6 lety +7

      Good idea

    • @LineRider0
      @LineRider0 Před 6 lety +3

      "back in the good old days" is missing from the last chorus

  • @HITABikes
    @HITABikes Před 5 lety +4

    This is extremely cool and good

  • @MrMysticphantom
    @MrMysticphantom Před 6 lety +4

    this seemed more hilarious to me than it should

  • @bazoo513
    @bazoo513 Před 5 lety +2

    Now, here's a classic!

  • @jetx998
    @jetx998 Před 6 lety +3

    Weebles wobble but they don't fall down

  • @bozo5632
    @bozo5632 Před 3 lety +1

    Luxury.

  • @GameDevByrne
    @GameDevByrne Před 6 lety +5

    wow that was most unexpected :D very cool though :)

  • @PseudonymousNX
    @PseudonymousNX Před 6 lety +3

    I want to learn this song, it's the best thing I've heard in weeks. Nice job, Rob.

  • @_pnda9050
    @_pnda9050 Před 6 lety +2

    Woah, how did I end up here? I LOVE this.

  • @larrylennhoff4813
    @larrylennhoff4813 Před 6 lety +1

    For those asking for the lyrics check out www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=16150

  • @RandomAmbles
    @RandomAmbles Před 3 měsíci +1

    Turns out, you can sing this to the melody of Another New World by Josh Ritter. And vice versa.

    • @RobertMiles2
      @RobertMiles2  Před 3 měsíci

      Huh! I actually have a recording of that song with this same group:
      soundcloud dot com/nottinghacktimeband/another-new-world

  • @Seegalgalguntijak
    @Seegalgalguntijak Před 6 lety +13

    I'd really love to read the lyrics of that song! :)

    • @RobertMiles2
      @RobertMiles2  Před 6 lety +7

      I've added them to the description. Tried to add subtitles too but youtube can't get the timing anywhere close to right

    • @notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026
      @notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 Před rokem +2

      @@RobertMiles2 The last "back in the good old days" is missing in the description.

  • @Nayus
    @Nayus Před 6 lety +4

    brilliant

  • @Kolop315
    @Kolop315 Před 6 lety +2

    A masterpiece.

  • @kelondir
    @kelondir Před 6 lety +1

    simply brilliant!

  • @seanferney3621
    @seanferney3621 Před 6 lety +1

    that must have been vary strange road, for it to be uphill both ways. like some kind of treacherous teeter totter.

  • @ChenfengBao
    @ChenfengBao Před 6 lety +2

    Soooooooooooooo gooooooooooood!!!! hahahahaha

  • @mrsuperguy2073
    @mrsuperguy2073 Před 6 lety +4

    even if you don't get this song professionally recorded, can we get a download link for the audio because I want to have this as my ringtone!

  • @loopuleasa
    @loopuleasa Před 6 lety +3

    I feel old.
    The lyrics made it.

  • @andreinowikow2525
    @andreinowikow2525 Před 6 lety +1

    This is brilliant! Id like a recorded version on Spotify for my Playlists!

  • @numerousrhizobia7769
    @numerousrhizobia7769 Před 6 lety +1

    This is great and I want a version of it with professional quality audio.

  • @sylvainchevalier1711
    @sylvainchevalier1711 Před 6 lety +7

    That was very good. You need a better mic.

  • @stuck_around
    @stuck_around Před 6 lety +1

    byers & the lone gunmen

  • @rustyroche1921
    @rustyroche1921 Před 5 lety +2

    holy shite i've been binging your videos since yesterday and something was troubling me till i saw this and it came together. you're a troubadour doing ai research on the side innit

  • @linkVIII
    @linkVIII Před 5 lety

    Feels very Mountain Goats, or at least that was my initial reaction.

  • @TimwiTerby
    @TimwiTerby Před 5 měsíci

    The fourth-last line of the lyrics is missing in the description.

  • @BobOgden1
    @BobOgden1 Před 6 lety +3

    Eeee looxury

  • @BatteryExhausted
    @BatteryExhausted Před 2 lety +1

    Our IP address was 3

  • @h6h6productions19
    @h6h6productions19 Před 5 lety +1

    ah, 1998

  • @ToriKo_
    @ToriKo_ Před 6 lety +1

    Hi

  • @sygarth
    @sygarth Před 5 lety

    /tears

  • @dariusduesentrieb
    @dariusduesentrieb Před 6 lety

    lol

  • @MiroslavHavela
    @MiroslavHavela Před rokem

    chords?

  • @weebitch1708
    @weebitch1708 Před 6 lety

    Ill donate approx. 1.5 usd in btc if one writes the lyrics :D Or ill take some BTC and do it myself

  • @WofWca
    @WofWca Před 5 lety

    Gaben, stop playing violin
    and get back to HL3