Norm MacDonald - Professor of Logic Joke

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  • Norm MacDonald tells his professor of logic joke on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, 1996.
    RIP Norm. You'll be missed.
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  • @jamiegantz96
    @jamiegantz96 Před 7 lety +9625

    he says to me he says

  • @knightimer2
    @knightimer2 Před 2 lety +21337

    Norm has the most incredible talent of wasting as much of everyone's time as possible just for one stupid joke

    • @KS-gn2mv
      @KS-gn2mv Před 2 lety +611

      Yes, but a stupidly funny joke!

    • @silversrayleigh1399
      @silversrayleigh1399 Před 2 lety +266

      Well, you had to fucking jinx it.

    • @JLove808
      @JLove808 Před 2 lety +169

      ^ Norm would have loved this reply

    • @knightimer2
      @knightimer2 Před 2 lety +208

      @@silversrayleigh1399 20 hours ago I was binging some of his best bits, and today I'm back again for a completely different reason. Utterly blown away by the news.

    • @funwillfunwill
      @funwillfunwill Před 2 lety +4

      :/

  • @AlexGonzalez-ye9pc
    @AlexGonzalez-ye9pc Před 2 lety +3058

    I love how immediately after he says “the guy says no I don’t own a doghouse” the audience starts laughing cause the jokes already completed in their heads

    • @jacobbellamy7640
      @jacobbellamy7640 Před rokem +41

      Which is ironic, since it's a logical fallacy that doesn't follow, it's called denying the antecedent.

    • @rickpaul8012
      @rickpaul8012 Před rokem

      @@jacobbellamy7640 you said it that audience must have been gay too

    • @cullenscott7940
      @cullenscott7940 Před rokem +240

      @@jacobbellamy7640 that's the entire joke

    • @Lowmandavis
      @Lowmandavis Před rokem +76

      @@jacobbellamy7640 Congrats on understanding the joke lol

    • @iambencollins
      @iambencollins Před rokem +171

      @@jacobbellamy7640 my lord! You’re getting your money’s worth out of that logic degree

  • @qdeanc
    @qdeanc Před 2 lety +9029

    Everyone's laughing cause they know what's coming, but the best part is seeing him smile as he says the punchline

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel Před 2 lety +46

      Well sure as hell it wasn't his inviting the logician round for Chcken -
      But the audience *still* laughted ike drains at that.
      (You gotta suspect they didn't own a doghouse either).

    • @r4ttlech4n44
      @r4ttlech4n44 Před 2 lety +75

      we see the punchline coming from a week away but Norm lands it perfectly. i laughed out loud.

    • @AlcerusOfficial
      @AlcerusOfficial Před 2 lety +29

      I thought the punchline was gonna be "I'm on my way to buy a doghouse" or "After standing around the bus stop for a while, I realized....I don't own a doghouse"

    • @jarrodrees7272
      @jarrodrees7272 Před 2 lety +4

      I doubt it lmao

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Před 2 lety +14

      I didn’t. I thought that he’d unable to give the example due to the smoker not owning a doghouse, then he’d do something with that.

  • @TheProfessorOfLogic
    @TheProfessorOfLogic Před 4 lety +4571

    I'm still waiting on that chicken..

  • @dougfishback3116
    @dougfishback3116 Před 2 lety +8118

    "So I says to him, I says..." Norm's style was a beautiful mashup of square Midwestern folksiness, puppy dog enthusiasm, drunk uncle energy, and stealth razor-sharp brilliance. RIP to a master of his craft.

    • @GoldenZero98
      @GoldenZero98 Před 2 lety +66

      And he wasn’t even Midwestern haha

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 Před 2 lety +274

      Canadians are north midwesterners

    • @joetheplumber8884
      @joetheplumber8884 Před 2 lety +13

      Maybe he just was very bad at telling jokes. "So he said, I said..."

    • @xander9564
      @xander9564 Před 2 lety +110

      @@joetheplumber8884 Sure, but that's a style. It's like how Picasso painted people looking all crooked and with weird angles and colors, that would have gotten him kicked out of a figure drawing class.

    • @paulies5407
      @paulies5407 Před 2 lety +39

      Brilliant description of the man

  • @FranchiseCityOnline
    @FranchiseCityOnline Před 2 lety +8304

    Norm could read a cornbread recipe and it would be hilarious.

    • @magnificentbuzz
      @magnificentbuzz Před 2 lety +304

      'Interesting story, I got this recipe for uh- for uh- cornbread, you know, uh, you know cornbread?'

    • @thefirehawk1495
      @thefirehawk1495 Před 2 lety +61

      How is that difficult? Most cornbread recipes I've ever read are hillarious.

    • @BigJ76937
      @BigJ76937 Před 2 lety +3

      💯💯

    • @fuzzywzhe
      @fuzzywzhe Před 2 lety +10

      I always thought he was over-rated. He ALWAYS did these meandering lame jokes which I could see the punchline from a mile away. I don't know why he was so celebrated but whatever. Different tastes.

    • @Schticky
      @Schticky Před 2 lety +24

      @@magnificentbuzz the uh’s come off as him thinking but I’m almost 100% it’s really just a set up every single time

  • @parzooman
    @parzooman Před 2 lety +1021

    The great thing about Norm's jokes is that he has a punchline and then finds a way to build a whole convoluted story to get you to that place.

  • @qweqweqweqwe40
    @qweqweqweqwe40 Před 7 lety +9083

    i love how he completely half asses transitions to jokes because he knows its total bullshit. he just wants to tell jokes

    • @grant5603
      @grant5603 Před 6 lety +271

      I Have No Idea What I'm Doing no that’s part of his schtick - it’s intentional

    • @brogcooper25
      @brogcooper25 Před 4 lety +448

      A lot of work goes into making it look like he's half assing it.

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 Před 4 lety +31

      Yeah but.... Isn't that part of the joke?

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 Před 4 lety +14

      @@brogcooper25 No, it doesn't.

    • @adanxd777andax7
      @adanxd777andax7 Před 3 lety +1

      You know

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Před 4 lety +6265

    FUN FACT
    If you remove every "you know" and "so I says" from this joke, the whole story takes 8.6 seconds from start to finish.

    • @joelbizzell1386
      @joelbizzell1386 Před 4 lety +277

      That's a neat fact there, you know.

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide Před 4 lety +447

      Anyone who goes to the University of Science talks that way.

    • @thenode_
      @thenode_ Před 4 lety +72

      Also "the guys goes" or "the guy says"

    • @hansspa3892
      @hansspa3892 Před 4 lety +36

      Yeah I know,so I says it’s still very funny to watch him do that you know. That’s all I’m saying.

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 Před 4 lety +41

      But they're essential to the story.

  • @pderedactyl
    @pderedactyl Před 2 lety +257

    "[Logic] is hard to explain, let me just give you an example." - Professor of logic -- hidden joke

    • @damianescobedo4143
      @damianescobedo4143 Před 2 lety +10

      I don't get it

    • @rafeu2288
      @rafeu2288 Před 2 lety +15

      Is that a "Those who don't do teach" kind of joke or a Feynman's "Those who really know something can teach it simply"? :)

    • @EconAtheist
      @EconAtheist Před 2 lety +28

      Down at the university of science.

    • @pandoorloki1232
      @pandoorloki1232 Před 2 lety +8

      Anecdotal fallacy.

  • @noahsong3865
    @noahsong3865 Před 2 lety +141

    I love how he interjects things into the story that literally have nothing to do with the punchline (I.e. the cigarette/bus thing)

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety +11

      lol I was expecting the bus to come halfway through the doghouse story.

    • @nolangutierrez9572
      @nolangutierrez9572 Před rokem +1

      E.g. I think

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Před rokem +15

      The cigarette part cements the punchline which is that strictly logical conclusions are often absurd. It's just as absurd to think that a bus will come the moment you light up a cigarette to think that you're gay or straight based on whether or not you own a doghouse.

    • @dr.winstonsmith
      @dr.winstonsmith Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@CrizzyEyesexactly, thanks for eloquently spelling it out so I didn’t have to.

  • @ronrolph
    @ronrolph Před 3 lety +4553

    This might sound weird, but the way I describe Norm McDonald is that he's funnier than his jokes.

    • @DemonVido
      @DemonVido Před 3 lety +529

      The best description of Norm I've ever heard is
      Every other comedian talks about funny things and Norm talks about things in a funny way

    • @enzldavaractl8345
      @enzldavaractl8345 Před 3 lety +54

      holy shit how i this so accurate

    • @oliviarose3513
      @oliviarose3513 Před 3 lety +14

      Is this his joke though? It's exactly the same as the whippersnipper joke from buddy washisname and the other fellers

    • @xwhite2020
      @xwhite2020 Před 2 lety +9

      All of the great comedians are like that.

    • @taputechnic
      @taputechnic Před 2 lety +50

      Not weird at all. I hear Norm's voice, and I'm already primed to start giggling.

  • @FuttBuckerson87
    @FuttBuckerson87 Před 2 lety +2683

    Norm said "you know" more than owen wilson says"wow"

    • @seraph...4473
      @seraph...4473 Před 2 lety +99

      He once made a rare out of character comment about saying "you know" and "uh" he said it made him seem stupider subtly so he could deliver the punchline better

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto Před 2 lety +6

      Owen Wilson says "says wow" a lot? That's weird.

    • @zalyster
      @zalyster Před 2 lety +16

      Wow, you know, I hadn't realized that.

    • @ThPaScCo
      @ThPaScCo Před 2 lety +1

      @@zalyster Can’t believe it took 3 days

    • @chodechotchney5331
      @chodechotchney5331 Před 2 lety +20

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto you must be one of those gays

  • @skyy256
    @skyy256 Před 2 lety +476

    Really sucks that he’s gone ....one of a kind comedian!!...gonna miss his stuff ...

    • @Iurkerlight
      @Iurkerlight Před 2 lety +3

      @FISHY LAMAR it’s been over 5 hours I don’t think he can

    • @Rex-gu1bu
      @Rex-gu1bu Před 2 lety

      Don't get injected, you won't die

    • @moky2812
      @moky2812 Před 2 lety +1

      He took out the cancer with him, so it was more like a draw…

    • @angina50
      @angina50 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Rex-gu1bu He died from cancer, he has been battling it for years, stop peddling your beliefs of what people should do in terms of getting a vaccine, it is their choice.

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Před 2 lety +1

      @@Rex-gu1bu Are you... being serious?

  • @ertert4tetert
    @ertert4tetert Před 2 lety +71

    Not often he tells a joke where you see the punchline coming for miles. He still manages to make it funny.

  • @ebenolivier7085
    @ebenolivier7085 Před 2 lety +10295

    I told this joke to my dad once and he laughed hysterically and continued to laugh randomly throughout the day every time he thought about. He loved the joke so much that I had to tell it to any guests that came over and he so happened to remember about it

    • @gnack420
      @gnack420 Před 2 lety +351

      Pretty cool that his comedy has created this great memory of time with your dad, that's awesome!

    • @AbadyonYT
      @AbadyonYT Před 2 lety +158

      You must have a talent at delivering then 👍🏼

    • @sergiodeus3865
      @sergiodeus3865 Před 2 lety +125

      Oh wow, you must a be a great story teller if you made this joke to be funny tbh

    • @nathanwilliams4005
      @nathanwilliams4005 Před 2 lety +234

      @@sergiodeus3865 Absolutely. I think 99.9% of us would totally bomb attempting to tell this joke.

    • @tashawn2222
      @tashawn2222 Před 2 lety +112

      Your Dad must own a dog house.

  • @brucemoyers1006
    @brucemoyers1006 Před 6 lety +8300

    Punchline coming from 5 miles out and it's still gold. Why? It's Norm.

    • @arpansamuel6745
      @arpansamuel6745 Před 5 lety +15

      Why are there no ads on it

    • @zeus1117
      @zeus1117 Před 5 lety +32

      He is actually really boring

    • @richardkaylor9679
      @richardkaylor9679 Před 5 lety +95

      So right... I started laughing with tears streaming down my face when he said told the guy at the bus stop he met his neighbor today. My God, what a genius!

    • @arpansamuel6745
      @arpansamuel6745 Před 5 lety +29

      @@richardkaylor9679 is that sarcasm?

    • @richardkaylor9679
      @richardkaylor9679 Před 5 lety +23

      @@arpansamuel6745 it's not often I get asked that question

  • @philosopher2king
    @philosopher2king Před 2 lety +40

    I saw this when it aired and have been looking for it. "University of Science" still gets me!

  • @dualityofman1253
    @dualityofman1253 Před rokem +30

    This was the first Norm joke I ever heard and I was instantly hooked. I had never heard anyone talk this way or tell a story in such a funny & quirky manner. He brought so much joy to people's lives. RIP 🙏

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 Před 7 lety +3671

    "Logic? What the hell is that? I never heard tell o' that."

    • @arblahblah
      @arblahblah Před 6 lety +203

      Norm comes from 1920

    • @pwnageprata
      @pwnageprata Před 6 lety +76

      Nah he’s just Canadian

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae Před 6 lety +50

      Ludwig Wittgenstein It was more of an comment.

    • @captainmarvel4015
      @captainmarvel4015 Před 6 lety +17

      We know you are one of them gays using 'logic'

    • @GODHATESADOPTION
      @GODHATESADOPTION Před 5 lety

      @Carl Cruton wittgenstein was richer than rothschilds n donated it all

  • @eddielaur
    @eddielaur Před 7 lety +3886

    You know

  • @saturnoenllamas
    @saturnoenllamas Před 2 lety +42

    Norm was one of those gold rare comedians in which the actual joke telling is as funny (if not even more) than the punchline

  • @sammomin8115
    @sammomin8115 Před 2 lety +42

    The punchline is one thing; getting there is another class of comedy. So long, friend. I cried when I knew of your passing away two weeks ago.

  • @trjslek999
    @trjslek999 Před 7 lety +3426

    "I said, come on, come by one day and have a chicken with me."

    • @langdonalger9219
      @langdonalger9219 Před 6 lety +139

      Ron Andy certainly liked that line

    • @t4si0r
      @t4si0r Před 6 lety +239

      who's ron andy

    • @kierannaul9576
      @kierannaul9576 Před 5 lety +121

      I believe he is addressing Ron who wrote the comment and saying that Andy enjoyed that line

    • @dxk2007
      @dxk2007 Před 4 lety +180

      @@t4si0r I love Ron Andy. My favorite comedian.

    • @MichaelMagill1990
      @MichaelMagill1990 Před 4 lety +16

      @@t4si0r lmfao

  • @afinelookinggentleman2631
    @afinelookinggentleman2631 Před 6 lety +5002

    Norms jokes are a bit like going on a trip. It's just as much about the journey as it is the destination. He's a class act.

    • @josephpagan6820
      @josephpagan6820 Před 5 lety +15

      A fine looking gentleman the destination isn’t worth the journey to me. Need a stronger punchline for a 5 minute wait.

    • @starslikelittlefish6669
      @starslikelittlefish6669 Před 5 lety +80

      the anticlimax is kind of part of it though it either gets you or it doesnt

    • @mc76
      @mc76 Před 5 lety +16

      Exactly. The moth joke is a prime example.

    • @jack-uv6mt
      @jack-uv6mt Před 4 lety +7

      all of you shut the fuck up

    • @TheMarkgob
      @TheMarkgob Před 4 lety

      Joe P is appreciate

  • @razzle_dazzle
    @razzle_dazzle Před 2 lety +327

    I'm a "professor of logic" (although that's not my actual title - I teach an intro to logic course to philosophy undergrads) and I show this video to my class to illustrate the fallacy of *_denying the antecedent_* (that's the "mistake" Norm makes at the end of the clip). He manages to make it funnier than any other example I've found.
    For those interested, the fallacy of denying the antecedent takes the form:
    If P, then Q. (In this case: if doghouse, then heterosexual)
    Therefore, if not P, then not Q. (If no doghouse, then not heterosexual)

    • @livinglogically8180
      @livinglogically8180 Před 2 lety +7

      cool :)

    • @ssamiuddin1
      @ssamiuddin1 Před 2 lety +6

      thanks for this :)

    • @Iamfafafel
      @Iamfafafel Před 2 lety +28

      yeah, this second layer to this joke is really wonderful, especially since he's playing an ignorant guy in this bit. according to wikipedia, he dropped out of university, but he enrolled in mathematics while he was there. so i'm sure this joke was very intentionally crafted

    • @adityanbharadwaj3247
      @adityanbharadwaj3247 Před 2 lety +2

      The inference would be correct if it was:
      If and only if P, then Q

    • @johnraponkus2746
      @johnraponkus2746 Před rokem +16

      Plato, not Testicles ( tes-tuh-cleeze ) disproved the full gonad theorem.

  • @jecovi719
    @jecovi719 Před rokem +21

    The Greatest Of All Time! It was never about the punchline of the joke, it was always about the journey.

  • @davet1081AA
    @davet1081AA Před 2 lety +4128

    Nothing against his punchlines, but with Norm, getting there was half the fun. RIP

    • @hapilydamaged
      @hapilydamaged Před 2 lety +112

      half?! More like ALL the fun! You know it's coming and there are smaller punchlines along the way!

    • @TheHumanSpirit
      @TheHumanSpirit Před 2 lety +54

      Agreed. When it comes to Norm MacDonald, the journey is the destination.

    • @Gabriel.1985.
      @Gabriel.1985. Před 2 lety +1

      Very much so @Dave T

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 Před 2 lety +5

      Far more than half

    • @trespasser121
      @trespasser121 Před 2 lety +6

      I know all of his jokes and I still come back just to hear him telling them.

  • @verynice9090
    @verynice9090 Před 6 lety +5457

    the long setup, shitty transitions, and regretfully the punchline all made me laugh. genius

    • @RobJazzful
      @RobJazzful Před 5 lety +70

      Johnathan Jones Yup. How the HELL does he do it?

    • @callmegary2622
      @callmegary2622 Před 4 lety +29

      the shitty transitions, regretful punchline and the long ass joke is the reason I didn't laugh.

    • @charlesbetz9475
      @charlesbetz9475 Před 4 lety +65

      If you knew logic you'd get the joke, ironically enough.

    • @JayJonahJaymeson
      @JayJonahJaymeson Před 4 lety +33

      @Tarun Singaria His style of comedy is like 50% shaggy dog stories. You either don't like or just don't understand that type of joke.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin Před 4 lety +5

      Vikram Oldham That’s the stick up your ass talking.

  • @ThatOpalGuy
    @ThatOpalGuy Před 2 lety +43

    Conan is like a butterfly that never emerged from its chrysalis

    • @ballisticcranberrypeat7777
      @ballisticcranberrypeat7777 Před 2 lety +5

      Because he’s all dried up and brown and hanging from a leaf or something? I don’t get it

    • @dbsti3006
      @dbsti3006 Před 2 lety +1

      No, Conan is a full fledged butterfly, but he was smart enough to take his gig to streaming now. Colbert, Kimmel, and Fallon are dropping in the networks with their high octane DNC political commentary. Conan is fine.

  • @OfficiallyMaidenless
    @OfficiallyMaidenless Před 2 lety +11

    This dude has the undeniable ability to land the HEAVIEST punchlines after what feels like a year of build up, and it's ALWAYS worth it

    • @djonotv
      @djonotv Před 2 lety

      So you don't know Polo polo...

  • @davidjd123
    @davidjd123 Před 6 lety +1818

    He turns dad jokes into room levelers

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Před 4 lety +20

      @burteriksson Dad joke = a joke viewed as lame. They usually contain cheap puns or tired cliches, and mostly contain clean language.
      Room leveler = A joke which results in an explosion of laughter from the audience.

    • @ankstuhful
      @ankstuhful Před 4 lety +13

      @burteriksson dads predominantly make cheesy jokes to their kids to annoy them, hence being called dad jokes. Dont be so politically correct, that's fascism.

    • @samborlon
      @samborlon Před 4 lety +6

      @burteriksson Go fuck yourself with the political correctness bullshit.

    • @andrewfrey5562
      @andrewfrey5562 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ankstuhful as a dad, I genuinely find the jokes funny

    • @louispconstant6624
      @louispconstant6624 Před 3 lety +5

      @burteriksson ah shoot, not one of you gays raving on again

  • @herculesbrofister265
    @herculesbrofister265 Před 6 lety +2951

    "that theory really worked, huh?" the cig part served absolutely no point or purpose, but of course made the story better. Good ol' norm.

    • @MRegah
      @MRegah Před 4 lety +268

      Hercules Brofister i think it did! Cause it was an instance of where intended logic fails („always when I light a cigarette the bus comes“ - bus doesn’t come) kind of anticipating the next/main false logic story.

    • @mongoose9390
      @mongoose9390 Před 4 lety +245

      Malte Regah yeah also it serves as a distraction from his first neighbor story so his punchline hits better

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal Před 4 lety +56

      @@MRegah : right, norm prepares with the cig-illogic the punchline-illogic.
      From what I know, Norm built his shaggy jokes very meticulously...not a word superfluous

    • @anguishingquark
      @anguishingquark Před 4 lety +9

      Malte Regah The point is that it was unnecessary but so funny. Proves the genius of Norm

    • @jimfullam5807
      @jimfullam5807 Před 4 lety +43

      the cigarette or Fag (UK) story gives Norm a way into a conversation with a stranger.

  • @crobj10
    @crobj10 Před 2 lety +10

    “Come by and have a chicken with me” was the funniest part of the whole thing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @budguesor9222
    @budguesor9222 Před 2 lety +35

    This joke would land flat for most of the people when they try to crack it, but with him it's the entire act, the narration that makes it become alive and we actually imagine standing on the bus stop and this happening that gets us laughing. Makes us realize talent isn't just in writing the jokes, it lies more in delivering them.

    • @WastingTime1878
      @WastingTime1878 Před rokem +2

      I LOVE that little part about the man he meets at the bus stop. Love how he brings us into this cutaway where we can see a bunch of people waiting for the bus and one eccentric guy who says he has a trick or two.
      What a LEGEND.

    • @alpha0xide9
      @alpha0xide9 Před rokem

      The more you explain, the funnier it gets

  • @knuckleheadX98
    @knuckleheadX98 Před 2 lety +2925

    Kept the jokes going even while he suffered in private. So long, Norm.

    • @hospice8896
      @hospice8896 Před 2 lety +20

      The joke is number 1. He's a different breed. I appreciate the laughs Norm

    • @emanuelmota7217
      @emanuelmota7217 Před 2 lety +39

      Norm looks about 35 hear. Pretty sure he wasn't diagnosed with cancer till he was about 50.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 Před 2 lety +13

      This was before he was diagnosed with cancer.

    • @jonathanrandom7837
      @jonathanrandom7837 Před 2 lety +24

      @@emanuelmota7217 we realise that this was before his cancer (im not fully retarded), that does not make the statment any less true, maybe not true for this particular talk, or act or whatever, but he was still suffering for years and kept the jokes rolling.

    • @emanuelmota7217
      @emanuelmota7217 Před 2 lety +9

      @@jonathanrandom7837 Who's "we"? Are you speaking for knucklehead? Because his original comment clearly indicates that he thinks Norm had cancer while doing this performance on Conan. Your point is irrelevant.

  • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
    @Ten_Thousand_Locusts Před 6 lety +1714

    So I says to the guy, I says, I says, I says.

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 Před 6 lety +13

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. God bless em both.

    • @egeerdem8272
      @egeerdem8272 Před 6 lety +1

      i bet you would do better

    • @kindle9597
      @kindle9597 Před 6 lety +9

      Ya know ya know ya know ya know

    • @barberman1087
      @barberman1087 Před 4 lety +1

      Then homeland security comes

    • @captain_inglorious
      @captain_inglorious Před 3 lety +1

      A lot of people back East talk like that

  • @tostare
    @tostare Před 2 lety +5

    Norm smiling to himself as he tells the joke just makes you love him so much.

  • @Ru7hle5S
    @Ru7hle5S Před 2 lety +25

    An incredible talent lost too young. RIP Norm. Thank you for giving the world your presence

  • @GabrielCsaba
    @GabrielCsaba Před 2 lety +485

    It's high time the University of Science gave Norm his honorary degree already.

    • @jeffkg1
      @jeffkg1 Před 2 lety +8

      Ok that is funny😂

    • @dougfishback3116
      @dougfishback3116 Před 2 lety +14

      I love the way Norm breaks for a second when he refers to the University of Science for the second time. He was always right there with his hand on the wheel, even when he seemed three miles off course

    • @vasyan123
      @vasyan123 Před 2 lety +6

      Any University of Science alumni here? Go Beakers!

    • @jwfmsu1990
      @jwfmsu1990 Před rokem

      ​@@vasyan123 Class of '90

    • @newyorkslim2001
      @newyorkslim2001 Před rokem

      There is a great University of the Sciences in Philly... devoted primarily to health sciences and trains doctors, researchers, nurses, organic chemist-types, etc. Part of it is the nation's oldest College of Pharmacy founded in the 1820s,

  • @MrDrBoi
    @MrDrBoi Před 2 lety +3191

    Norm's punchline set-up is funnier than most comedian's punchlines. What a legend. RIP

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 Před 2 lety +35

      I think that's the point. The punchline is like an anti-punchline.

    • @thedog5k
      @thedog5k Před 2 lety +4

      @@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 Idk, that didn't seem like much of an anti punchline.

    • @guccimane8398
      @guccimane8398 Před 2 lety

      Well Norm was a comedian lol your sentence implied that he wasn't a comic but rather a writer. His muttering or words and structure was purely for the punchline. No where near a "anti punchline" like how Mrs.Dumbshit up there assumed

    • @spedmonie416
      @spedmonie416 Před 2 lety +2

      Would have been funnier if the story was shorter by the end of it all I was very underwhelmed

    • @guccimane8398
      @guccimane8398 Před 2 lety +1

      @@spedmonie416 everyone seems to disagree with you.

  • @BoloBouncer
    @BoloBouncer Před 2 lety +9

    The genius is that the audience logically deduces the outcome of the joke through a logical presentation of an illogical deduction.

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 Před rokem +8

    Norm you were such a gift to the world! Badly missed.

  • @relaxedphylax
    @relaxedphylax Před 2 lety +1391

    I love how the audience caught on how the joke will end but it don't matter cause of how Norm delivers it

    • @BurnBabylon_Selecta
      @BurnBabylon_Selecta Před 2 lety +1

      The audience probably did laugh but on tv laugh sounds are added by post production

    • @mikezak8812
      @mikezak8812 Před 2 lety +15

      So right on... I knew exactly where he was going, but there was STILL that 1/2 second pause before I laughed

    • @Jiggerjaw
      @Jiggerjaw Před 2 lety +4

      That is an absolute hallmark of Norm.

    • @poleag
      @poleag Před 2 lety +23

      There's also a surprise punchline that comes after the end of this clip. Something like: "And get this: then the guy asks me to have a chicken with him at his house."

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond Před 11 měsíci

      they didnt catch on to that, are you slow?

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker Před 3 lety +5064

    Well at least he's not a hypocrite

  • @Beatit444
    @Beatit444 Před rokem +3

    He had such a beautiful smile ❤️

  • @WreckItRolfe
    @WreckItRolfe Před 6 měsíci +3

    Norm wasn't just heterosexual, but deeply closeted.

  • @MrDaHammers
    @MrDaHammers Před 2 lety +3772

    Absolute magic and a huge loss to the world of comedy. Rest in peace Norm.

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow Před 2 lety +24

      huge loss to the world*

    • @17Scumdog
      @17Scumdog Před 2 lety +14

      Wait. What? Norm died?!

    • @theakh4238
      @theakh4238 Před 2 lety +21

      @@17Scumdog Cancer. Was diagnosed 9-10 years ago. Kept it totally secrete. Look at his jokes in that time frame. He was telling people all the time.

    • @janoszakar8740
      @janoszakar8740 Před 2 lety +1

      Sad...really sad...

    • @dusbus2384
      @dusbus2384 Před 2 lety +1

      You knew him personally?

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 Před 6 lety +1093

    I love how Norm has some old timey speech patterns, like "I never heard tell of that"

    • @-dash
      @-dash Před 6 lety +128

      so i says to him i says

    • @2bLackCats1989
      @2bLackCats1989 Před 4 lety +31

      i think its because he is an avid reader and he is wicked smart... he throws in so much comedy through his stories that its hard to keep up... just watch his 12 minute joke.

    • @SpivWiggins
      @SpivWiggins Před 4 lety +14

      You never heard tell of a boot?

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin Před 4 lety +2

      SW627 I’m Canadian. It’s not a Canadian thing, at least not where I’m from haha

    • @Mantorok
      @Mantorok Před 4 lety +28

      @SW627 His dad was 55 years older than him, so he was basically raised by the generation before the one others his age were.

  • @SatyamKumar-zy9oq
    @SatyamKumar-zy9oq Před 2 lety +10

    I 'discovered' him like last year and he immediately became my all-time favourite. I was so eagerly waiting for the new season of Norm Macdonald Live. RIP 💔

    • @-The-Darkside
      @-The-Darkside Před 2 lety

      I had a similar thing with George Carlin, I found his stuff, watched it all, by the time I was all in on Carlin he died.
      Fucking sucks.

  • @Marksman_12
    @Marksman_12 Před 4 měsíci +2

    May Norm be at peace.

  • @jacobmiller1026
    @jacobmiller1026 Před 3 lety +249

    The most underrated part of this joke is how nobody in Norm's joke universe has ever heard the word "logic" before

  • @ahnafkalam
    @ahnafkalam Před 2 lety +170

    "Come have a chicken with me!"
    Not even the punchline, but it has me in stitches

    • @calebgodard4554
      @calebgodard4554 Před 2 lety +2

      Sorry to be that guy, but I don't get the chicken bit... can you explain it please?

    • @olliejones722
      @olliejones722 Před 2 lety +15

      @@calebgodard4554 Its just a strange choice of words to invite someone over for dinner.

    • @calebgodard4554
      @calebgodard4554 Před 2 lety

      @@olliejones722 Thank you!

    • @LainInTheBrain
      @LainInTheBrain Před 2 lety +15

      @@calebgodard4554its cut off in this clip but at the end the gay guy at the bus stop invited norm to have chicken with him. so i guess another subtle joke was norm hitting on the professor of logic with the invitation

    • @chrisburger2467
      @chrisburger2467 Před 4 měsíci

      That line had me ROLLING. (And still does). Something about “having a chicken” is so freaking hilarious. RIP Norm.

  • @omnicrongaming6726
    @omnicrongaming6726 Před 2 lety +8

    So sad that I learned about this man’s incredible ability of delivering lines after his passing, RIP good sir

  • @sguillory6
    @sguillory6 Před 2 lety +8

    He told a joke on Stern once about his uncle in Vietnam that was mesmerizing. Must have taken 15 minutes to deliver it. Gold!

  • @BhushanPokharel
    @BhushanPokharel Před 2 lety +643

    The way Andy laughs when Norm says the dialogue 'Come by and have some chicken with me sometimes' always brings me back to this video. A true entertainer till the end.

    • @Farley80
      @Farley80 Před 2 lety +17

      Yes! Andy's laugh was so real! That's what Norm did this for...he loved making people laugh. There's such a joy in being able to do that.

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 Před 2 lety +29

      "Come have a chicken" The way he said it made Andy crack up completely.

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss Před 2 lety +2

      I think that's not actually Andy, but Emmet.

    • @flyingfrogofdeath9616
      @flyingfrogofdeath9616 Před 2 lety

      You do realise it's a racist joke right

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 Před 2 lety +13

      @@flyingfrogofdeath9616 Not really. Only if you want it to be

  • @JabbaDeezNuts
    @JabbaDeezNuts Před 2 lety +530

    I can't believe we've lost him now. He was truly a legend and comedy will never be the same without him. RIP Norm.

  • @jamesboulger8705
    @jamesboulger8705 Před 2 lety +52

    Hilarious he recalled "syllogism," that is actually related to logic.

    • @Movie2Documentary
      @Movie2Documentary Před 2 lety +6

      These jokes are well thought out and rehearsed day in, day out. To every detail , facial expression and so-called 'mistakes'.

    • @jamesboulger8705
      @jamesboulger8705 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Movie2Documentary No, I understand comics spend hours staring in mirrors getting their gesture perfectly right. It is almost like pantomime.

    • @HessSR
      @HessSR Před 2 lety

      @@jamesboulger8705 that must really kill the joke then to the comic then i feel like

    • @maricastefan219
      @maricastefan219 Před 2 lety +2

      @@HessSR No, the payoff to all of the preparation is in the reaction of the listeners

    • @HessSR
      @HessSR Před 2 lety

      @@maricastefan219 sure, but I feel like maybe you’d get tired of a joke while practicing, maybe even question if it’s actually funny.

  • @g_a_v_i_n
    @g_a_v_i_n Před 2 lety +32

    From now on, if I ever want to make sure someone is straight without having to ask, I’m just going to ask them if they have a dog house

  • @nothingnoone8752
    @nothingnoone8752 Před 3 lety +364

    Ah yes, the prestigious "University of Science"

    • @hospice8896
      @hospice8896 Před 2 lety

      Fuck yes. The very nature of comedy. Obscured reality

    • @noises4978
      @noises4978 Před 19 dny

      @@hospice8896 hmmm yes *strokes smart person moustache*

    • @hospice8896
      @hospice8896 Před 18 dny

      @@noises4978 let's do it in unison

  • @akhilpandey6874
    @akhilpandey6874 Před 2 lety +280

    This and the moth joke have two of the greatest punchlines for a deadpan joke. Rip Norm

    • @IncredibleDisplay
      @IncredibleDisplay Před 2 lety +13

      Oh I don’t know… I think I serve a youthful porpoise

    • @zoulzopan
      @zoulzopan Před 2 lety

      @@IncredibleDisplay you guys haven't heard of dirty Johnny??

    • @hospice8896
      @hospice8896 Před 2 lety

      @@zoulzopan don't ruin the punch . It's still lingering for some. Genius

    • @kenperlman2204
      @kenperlman2204 Před 2 lety +1

      The moth is absolutely classic.

    • @fivoskaralis6275
      @fivoskaralis6275 Před 2 lety

      @@zoulzopan and what about that New York taxi driver's riddle

  • @stebopign
    @stebopign Před 9 měsíci +2

    ive heard this joke so many times. i still effing cry from laughter

  • @EM10gamer
    @EM10gamer Před 2 lety +5

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call: “A leap in logic”

  • @davegaskell7680
    @davegaskell7680 Před 2 lety +77

    The genius here is that he actually bothers to complete the badly told joke right to the end despite the punchline being obvious minutes earlier and without improving his telling of the joke at any point throughout. Genius.

  • @Chris-0703
    @Chris-0703 Před 2 lety +197

    I was just watching this when I learned of his passing. RIP Norm.

  • @caydenpostell8950
    @caydenpostell8950 Před měsícem +1

    I would have loved to have been able to see him perform in person in his prime, or honestly just at any point at all through his career. A real comic that stayed true to the art form and did it unapologetically.

  • @Velidmujic111
    @Velidmujic111 Před 6 měsíci +1

    He has s great voice for a vintage docummentary

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox Před 2 lety +404

    RIP Norm, he’s cracking jokes with Patrice and Super Dave now.

    • @Eltalstro
      @Eltalstro Před 2 lety +10

      Super Dave is dead??? Damn, this day keeps getting worse.

    • @noa2613
      @noa2613 Před 2 lety +10

      And cracking beers with Mitch...
      or so the germans would have us believe.

    • @sturgeon2888
      @sturgeon2888 Před 2 lety +10

      And Sean Lock, I hope.
      Because in heaven American and Brit comics actually get each others' jokes.

    • @chronicthoughtskc816
      @chronicthoughtskc816 Před 2 lety +11

      Definitely chillin with Farley

    • @SWWonders
      @SWWonders Před 2 lety +4

      Unfortunately we can’t lose anymore comedians like Patrice and Norm that aren’t afraid to speak their mind…they’re a dying breed and we need them more now than ever…I would absolutely love to hear Patrice’s take on certain things these days

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 Před 3 lety +135

    -You have a doghouse
    -Yes
    -So you have a family
    -Yeah, I keep them in the doghouse, how did you know

    • @claida339
      @claida339 Před 3 lety +2

      That made me laugh way more than the joke

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 Před 3 lety +3

      @@claida339 No it didn't

    • @Holdit66
      @Holdit66 Před 3 lety +1

      "Just a guess, Mr Fritzl..."

  • @stacyblue1980
    @stacyblue1980 Před 2 lety +1

    I miss you, Norm. I miss you every day. 😔🙏🕉🌻🦅

  • @Coccolinodc
    @Coccolinodc Před 2 lety +7

    What a pleasant funny guy, he will be greatly missed 😢

  • @Linkolod
    @Linkolod Před 2 lety +757

    It's stunning that Norm is this hilarious. His joke composition and delivery are so fucking weird, but they're phenomenal

    • @Palmstar125
      @Palmstar125 Před 2 lety +7

      Was

    • @felixicon
      @felixicon Před 2 lety +6

      one of a kind. you cant really trace his influences cuz he's so original

    • @Kampbell300
      @Kampbell300 Před 2 lety +3

      His delivery was genius, there isn’t a comedian Alive who compares

    • @kalaupun
      @kalaupun Před 2 lety +3

      I think there is some similarity with Kids in the Hall... it's sort of a Canadian style I guess

    • @sirtoes2840
      @sirtoes2840 Před 2 lety +4

      I recently noticed that Norm's style is actually more alike British-style comedy than American, which has more to do with quick wit and dry humour. A dream matchup would have been Bob Mortimer and Norm.

  • @alexanderbean7737
    @alexanderbean7737 Před 3 lety +170

    My theory about Norm is that he’s such a master of comedy that he tries to see if he can make people laugh with corny jokes just to keep himself sharp

  • @pauloconnor5850
    @pauloconnor5850 Před 2 lety +2

    I never even knew he was sick.
    One of the best of all time , at least makes the top 5.

  • @stephenpayne9120
    @stephenpayne9120 Před 2 lety +23

    This guy had once-in-a-generation comedic talent. RIP, Norm, you did what you came to do.

  • @sisbrawny
    @sisbrawny Před 6 lety +371

    Conan is so talented he pulled off a full blown laugh without opening his mouth.

    • @undericesinger
      @undericesinger Před 6 lety +35

      sisbrawny It was Andy Richter. Also, nice joke... sorry I ruined it, but I was already typing. Lol

    • @sisbrawny
      @sisbrawny Před 6 lety +17

      It's ok. If you trace your mouse over the progress bar, you can watch Norm get whiplash.

  • @charlierocks2156
    @charlierocks2156 Před 2 lety +266

    Fuck. Really hoped he’d come back at some point. This is so devastating

  • @brunospasta
    @brunospasta Před rokem +1

    Its the details that make it. When he says "University of S-Science", its so deliberate to make thr university name funny. It works so good

  • @AesirUnlimited
    @AesirUnlimited Před 2 lety +3

    3:10 It always cracks me up when Norm can’t keep a straight face during the bit. Even he knew that it was ridiculous.

  • @BluntforceJ
    @BluntforceJ Před 2 lety +161

    Really sad Norm is gone. He was one of the best ever. RIP

  • @navtektv
    @navtektv Před 4 lety +1480

    Whose here from JRE? Listened to Burnt Chrysler recite this joke and had to listen the OG.

    • @maciek9947
      @maciek9947 Před 4 lety +22

      Yep ;) I've put the JRE on pause and came here because haven't heard this joke in fe months :) Next stop is the dirty uncle Johnny joke lol

    • @jackorban167
      @jackorban167 Před 4 lety +8

      @@maciek9947 heard it before and still had to watch it again

    • @mr.meister7335
      @mr.meister7335 Před 4 lety +2

      Yep

    • @robert4you
      @robert4you Před 4 lety +2

      I am.

    • @Mullerfruit
      @Mullerfruit Před 4 lety +27

      Me too but I just realised from googling professor of logic norm MacDonald ripped this joke off of Another comedian.. find it.. it's a goldfish instead of a dog 8 years ago.. to be honest I found Bert's version the funniest

  • @markfairman162
    @markfairman162 Před rokem +1

    I've heard this many times , but it still one of the best delivered jokes I have ever heard.

  • @lazerathhome
    @lazerathhome Před 2 měsíci +1

    Thanks for the Laughs Norm!

  • @zee339
    @zee339 Před 6 lety +741

    now I have to buy a doghouse to reassure myself of my heterostatus

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 Před 6 lety +43

      zee339 Just remember, that doesn't work if you keep a naked teenage boy chained up in there.

    • @spitty3456
      @spitty3456 Před 5 lety +2

      @@marccolten9801 bahahahahaha

    • @sandpaper631
      @sandpaper631 Před 4 lety +1

      I bought myself a trash can to remind myself that I am a trash can

    • @SK-pj8mg
      @SK-pj8mg Před 4 lety

      Marc Colten lol

    • @nlatimer
      @nlatimer Před 4 lety

      Seems logical

  • @mikhail35
    @mikhail35 Před 2 lety +108

    RIP Norm, will miss these unique and precious deliveries

  • @skyemegakitty
    @skyemegakitty Před 2 lety +3

    Really interesting that right before the interaction that brought on the punchline, the guy at the bus stop stop makes a very similar logical mistake, involving the cigarette supposedly being able to predict the bus.

  • @geejaybee
    @geejaybee Před rokem +1

    Conan is just the perfect host for Norm's delivery style.

  • @JamoonXerxesSauber
    @JamoonXerxesSauber Před 4 lety +127

    My god its the small things with norm.
    Not "some chicken"
    "A chicken". Shouldn't be funny but in his hands it is

  • @MrMeanor
    @MrMeanor Před 7 lety +577

    If i had a shot of vodka for every time norm said ''ya know''? I'd be dead

    • @zargmatt
      @zargmatt Před 6 lety +8

      Mr.Meanor you would be drunk, sir, not dead, though i can see how that would confuse a light weight

    • @supyoist
      @supyoist Před 6 lety +10

      zargmatt Mm, yeah, on my count there were only 14. I think it seemed like there'd be way more bc he loaded up 11 of those RIGHT at the start, and if you kept going at that rate, you'd either be dead or COVERED in vomit

    • @roryoc18
      @roryoc18 Před 5 lety +5

      @@zargmatt you must be very cool

    • @mario6sic6
      @mario6sic6 Před 4 lety

      How do, ya know?

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide Před 4 lety

      I had a professor (at the University of Science) that was like this with the word, "basically". Granted he was from Russia and English wasn't his first language, but people already came up with a drinking game for it and said you'd probably die after a full lecture.

  • @FreakishPower
    @FreakishPower Před 2 lety +1

    On my 3rd week on non stop Norm since his passing and I simply cannot stop. His humor is hard to explain. I don't know how on earth I would introduce him to someone.

  • @phenixcrow
    @phenixcrow Před 2 lety +1

    You know, never before realized how often Norm used the phrase, "you know" when telling his jokes; you know.

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid Před 7 lety +257

    i adore norm. the man is witty and smart. i love his rambling yarns.

  • @isaacbernath
    @isaacbernath Před 4 lety +294

    Back in the day when you can strike up a conversation with another guy at the bus stop

    • @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
      @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur Před 4 lety +42

      @
      Isaac Bernath
      you still can, you just need to be broke enough to ride the bus, yet happy enough inside to have some social skills.

    • @jerres9585
      @jerres9585 Před 4 lety +1

      @@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur *to bother having some social skills when you're that broke 😂

    • @trevorperkins4585
      @trevorperkins4585 Před 4 lety +9

      Can't anymore that's for sure

    • @rexseven6907
      @rexseven6907 Před 3 lety +2

      Also back in the day when you could strike up a cigarette without brown shirts beating you with batons as they tax you to death.

    • @isaacbernath
      @isaacbernath Před 3 lety

      @@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur funny thing. I'm not broke enough to need it but still enjoy it.. Mostly when I travel. and luckily I have the social skills to do it.. But living in NYC gives you a whole different experience 🙊😂

  • @Wherethehellarewegoing
    @Wherethehellarewegoing Před měsícem

    I love how the moment he starts talking, people start laughing. They don't know what he's about to say but they know it's going to be gold

  • @regal_7877
    @regal_7877 Před 2 měsíci

    This joke is so long and absolutely amazing that every tie I watch it I forget the punchline and it kicks like it's the first time watching it

  • @dolotsofacid
    @dolotsofacid Před 6 lety +70

    norm is a master. i like how even though the crowd is already laughing because they know where the joke is headed, he still gets ya with the delivery.

  • @davemitchell116
    @davemitchell116 Před 2 lety +156

    I knew the punchline that was coming but I still was ROTFL. RIP Yaphit.

    • @JeansWebbTv
      @JeansWebbTv Před 2 lety +5

      Yes, part if Norm's style was that the punchline sometimes was obvious to everyone with half a minute left of the joke - but him still pushing on as if it wasn't.

    • @carlphipps5169
      @carlphipps5169 Před 2 lety

      Ht
      No problem

    • @carlphipps5169
      @carlphipps5169 Před 2 lety

      @@JeansWebbTv khggfdc

  • @dogster486
    @dogster486 Před 2 lety +1

    I love this joke, it was brilliant comedian and will be greatly missed.

  • @LewisCampbellTech
    @LewisCampbellTech Před rokem +3

    I've actually been studying logic recently and came across the term "syllogism", and immediately thought of this bit. Anyway to cut a long story short I don't own a dog house.