Hitman 3 SCREWY'S REVENGE! | Mike Plays Jane's OX Featured Contract in Hitman 3
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2024
- Andy, Jane and Mike have devised three on-brand featured contracts (available now!) for Hitman 3's Season of Sloth. In this first contract, lazy Jane has commissioned to Agent 47 to off her stuffy nemeses: the undertaker and the head butler in the Dartmoor level. She demands 47 use Screwy the Screwdriver, her signature weapon, while dressed as the undertaker, who has a fine top hat. Can Mike manage the murders? Watch and see and join us next week for the next featured contract!
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Remember how they wore heart monitors while playing scary games? I want Andy to wear a heart monitor while watching Mike play Hitman.
The arguement between what constitutes a garden and the grounds was hilarious.
How does Mikes' gardener even put up with him? His butler must handle of all of that.
Next thing you know, he's going to say he doesn't know what a Chamford bezel is.
Andy: "I'm not going to do anymore backseat gaming."
30 seconds later
Andy: "NO DON'T COME OUT OF THE BUSHES THEY CAN SEE YOU!"
If you listen really carefully, I think you can hear a moment when Andy becomes a little frustrated at Mike. You really do have to concentrate to spot it though.
Andy always gets frustrated and cringed when Mike plays Hitman😂😂😂
I believe if you know what it sounds like, you can pinpoint the sound of his blood pressure rising.
I think i’ve pinpointed it... full 24:05 of this video lmao
Everytime Mike says he knows what he's doing Andy loses a year of his life.
@@Renanbso *Andy gains a year of afterlife poltergeisting.
Andy: Well, if you had BOTHERED to ever use your Hitman-Vision, you'd KNOW where the boxes are instead of just randomly dragging the body around, Mike...
Mike: There was a box RIGHT THERE, ANDY, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING--!
* little Jane starts to cry in the backseat and Disneyland is ruined *
If ox canon is true then its
Mum (Andy) and dad (Mike) in the front
Smol jane upset in the back and
v smol ellen and luke waaaay in the back crafting an abomination from the pilfered luggage lmao
Mike didn't know the box was there
Mike and Andy are going to get a divorce
@@gruggerduggerhoose you spelled "doing normal adult things" incorrectly talking about Luke and Ellen 😁😁
1:00 I love that the phrase "too slothful to go and do a revenge" is now a part of this game.
‘Learning a bit more, getting better each time, it’s just like Hades’
Andy: Yes this is just like Hades.. oh the game? yeah that too
“Jane will be trying Andy’s contract & Mike will be trying Andy patience”
*rubs hands together* “ahhhh sweet chaos”
*Mike:* "I'll hide in the bushes until they forget about me!"
*Also Mike:* _Gets spotted less than a minute after they forget about him_
No one said how many times they needed to forget about him 😁
@The King in Yellow I feel the need to remind people that Mike actually does know what he's doing. :p Jane and Andy backseating him was more of a challenge than the actual game :p
To help those who don't know, the contracts are by Outside Xtra on Hitman because of legal reasons. They can't have Xbox put in their game so they are using Xtras name instead. They explained this on a podcast episode a few weeks back.
Ah, thanks for clearing that up, I was wondering ^^
An IO-I employee also reasoned that OutsideXtra was the all-platform-friendly channel on the Hitman sub
@The King in Yellow That's what the name would imply, but functionally they cover Xbox games here and non-Xbox games on Xtra
@The King in Yellow A perfectly reasonable implication. Good luck justifying it to the Microsoft Lawyers.
Big business is so well known for encouraging their trademarks being used in other people's commercial properties without getting paid for it.
You know from Andy yelling at Mike before the intro that it's going to be a classic Oxbox Hitman video.
If Andy ever has a heart attack it will be at least partly down to the stress and anger of watching Mike play Hitman.
I think the infamous Mike vs Andy Hitman multiplayer will have the biggest impact.
Mike greatest hit.
5 years in the making
I wanted them to do the heartbeat monitor challenge again, but with this.
Spooky ghosts wont budge Andy's healthy heart, but a session of backseat gaming Mike playing Hitman, and we will see waves...
Pretty sure Luke's Among Us plays will be at least a partial contributor, too.
@@brentage5000 ah the westaway gambit.
Jane: "I'm getting flashbacks of going on holiday and my mom and dad arguing."
They argued about how to dispose of bodies? I think I see where Jane's mad scientist upbringing started.
One day, I hope Andy will find out a racing game that he can have a lot a fun playing while driving the wrong way, with the handbrake applied, and still be on the podium at the end.
Horizon Chase Turbo. I love it because I don't need to use my brother's advice of "BRAKE before the corners!!!"
5:10 The squabbling over the difference between 'grounds' and 'garden' was one of the best things I've ever heard! 😂 And as someone who grew up near Dartmoor (not in a mansion though, sadly) this is indeed the sort of conversation you do actually have a lot 🤣🤣❤️
You grew up near the moors jez... THE MOORS
Seen any spectral hounds over the years?
Mike : It's fine. Andy : Endlessly facepalming. Jane : Not sure she's getting her monies worth.
@The Gaming Meta It’s a total bargain! 😃
monies?
@@menyce3 Yes, monies, the plural of money.
6:27 Mike: "Im trying to do as little damage as possible."
Jane (and everybody else in the world): "Since when?"
Mike: Claims to be a master of Dartmoor. Promptly forgets the layout of the entire thing.
I can just picture Andy on the verge of strangling Mike for being a chaotic hitman
It’s a good thing that they’re still filming separately then 😂
I would like, but it’s at 47. 😄
Same
"I went to state school, I don't know what any of this is" I have never vibed so much with Mike than in that exchange.
Haven't seen things go this "full Mike" in a while, this is a treat
"You definitely made the easy part hard and the hard part easy."
- Jane describing literally every time Mike plays Hitman.
Andy and Mike bickering is giving me happy flashbacks to the pair of them trying Hitman 2 Ghost Mode XD
I feel like the next time Andy has to Diana Mike through a mission he needs to drink a lot beforehand.
I don’t think that’s fair, he’ll need to drink during
I'm going to like this, but I'm also going to wait until I've actually played all the oxboxtra contracts before I watch it. Can't accidentally give myself an advantage with Mike's top tier stealth screwdrivering demonstration!
This is wise. No spoilers, I can say that he certainly uses his unique skills to pursue his goals in an "outside-the-box thinking" form of creativity.
Oh yes, top tier. There's a top head. And a lot of Andy's tears.
Mikes playstyle always has me cracking up he is an absolute treasure.
A garden is cultured by gardeners, a ground is kept by grounds keepers
The level of "English Aristocrat" in this comment is both funny and eerily accurate.
@@Eadwulf_Skald hahaha, I'm just like that sometimes, I love your profile pic btw
@@macncheesefagan3668 I'm like that too, it's the Molly in me.
Love yours too!
@@Eadwulf_Skald thank youu
Watching Mike justify his hitman technique is like listening to Dob explain the phases of his plan
Pray that Lazy Jane always stays true to her namesake for if she ever became Active Jane it would be a John Wick level event for sure
Like the Homunculus 'Sloth' in FMA:B
OK- this is cool. Can't wait to see Andy go Full Mike- does he even know how to use explosives and improvised weapons?
Mandatory score:
0 Hitman’s
He'll likely try to do it silent assassin. I played all 3 of the Outside Xbox contracts yesterday, and I managed to do Mike's silent Assassin + suit only
@@AidanMcGirr I'm trying to figure it out. I reckon by knocking anyone in the area out first and then shooting them. I need to remember where the shotguns can be found in the house though (I think they're in the house anyway). I got silent assassin on Andy's contract. I tried for it on Jane's, but I screwed up knocking out the 2 people in the library. Fernsby saw me, so I knocked him out with them, went back to get the undertaker's clothes, and then went back to kill him. 4 stars is fine with me though. The suit only requirement of Mike's is more what's stressing me out since I've been disguising as the detective each time to get a basically free run of the place.
@@AidanMcGirr I JUST tried to do Mike's Silent Assassin. Got the first two with a loud shotgun, but got spotted the third time. Run and gun after that.
@@SolaScientia A quick way to SA Mike’s is to bring/smuggle the emetic poison dart gun, the tranq gun, the silenced shotgun, and an emetic grenade. That gives you 4 opportunities to poison the targets (3 emetic darts + Grenade) and kill them in the bathroom. Then you just have to kill one the old fashioned way. The red headed guy is probably the easiest to do that way. Just knock out the maid in his room and shoot him
I think I can actually hear Andy's blood pressure rising
I love when Andy has to watch Mike play, its so enjoyable
The way Mike plays Hitman is a thing of beauty.
So I played Jane's and Andy's contracts. Good, sensible Hitman contracts.
Then I looked at Mike's. Oh lord, Mike. I'm scared to attempt it.
It's like Barnaby "the Butcher" is now a hitman.
"Oh, no. I'm not wearing that. I'd look like the the help."
Taking away his expodey bois, forcing himself to refrain from collateral damage and actually hiding bodies? Wow Mike has been dragged kicking and screaming from his comfort zone lol
I'm guessing his playthrough has already been filmed, but if Andy wants to throw shade at Mike's playstyle, it is entirely possible to Silent Assassin his contract. It took a few attempts, but I eventually got it, only to see that there are some insane next-level hitmen on the leaderboards who have completed it in under 2 minutes. I would highly recommend unlocking a silenced shotgun (either from the Carpathian Mountains level or in the prior games) if you haven't already, though I am sure it is possible to do it without one.
Edit: It took me about 15 minutes for comparison, and that was after multiple attempts to figure out the best route etc.
I came for the chaos, and stayed for the laughs. Never change Mike, Andy and Jane, you wonderful people.
I absolutely love Andy’s reaction to Mike’s play style, and I love Mike constantly asking for advice and not listening to a single word of said advice.
Any Mike run is clearly a mission to kill Andy with stress.
I went in the house, took a security outfit, went into the pantry and grabbed the screw driver, knocked out the undertaker, dressed as him, killed him with screwy, dumped him into the pond, went and took a servant outfit, lured fernsby into the servants locker room, knocked him out, changed again and gave him screwy then changed back into the servant outfit and leisurely walked accross a bridge to leave
Then i did things went a bit mike dressed as the clown armed with explosives
*Mike:* _(has the screwdriver)_
*Me:* He's gonna forget to put it away before he attacks the Undertaker. Andy and Jane will also forget. It'll be hilarious.
*Mike:* _(does precisely that)_
*Me:* Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.
"You could've got him in the bush" ... hey, this is a family show, Andy.
It's really cool to see you guys with your own official contracts in this game
Even if my first thought was "Why is the OX purple?!?"
@@Zoso14892 It's because the contracts exist on multiple platforms, so they can't use the channel with the word "Xbox" in the title
@@frodobaggins7710 makes sense, could they not still have used the green OX?
@@Zoso14892 No, because that one is tied to Oxbox, not Oxtra
@@frodobaggins7710 hmmm I heard Ellen likes Hitman :D
Andy is clearly mad that Hitman is being played wrong. Remember that you got 1 of the 3 ways to play this Andy. Let Mike do this his way :D
Unfortunately, for some reason Mike didn't do it his way. He had the general chaos, and ineptitude for sure, but there was a disturbing excess of pacifism.
@@the-thhorseman2484
He did say he's turning over a new leaf
I propose Andy having to watch Mike play Hitman should be mandatory from now on, that's comedy gold!
Mike "I would never get up close and personal with a screwdriver" Channel, on his first try, on his first kill, with his first target, gets up close and personal with a screwdriver.
Andy is like a parent, proud of their kid but also very quick to critique
Mike is the kid that just wants to have fun
This episode is going to be great :P
Just rename the video to Andy gets frustrated with Mike's shenanigans for 24 minutes straight. i live for this content 😂
I never clicked faster on a Hitman video than when I saw "Screwy's revenge"
Love the image of Mike and Andy as Jane's parents fighting on a road trip!
The vibe present in any trio
You can literally hear the pain in Andy's voice.
Hitman is back babyyyyy!! Missed this
Jane: This is what I imagine would be the hard part of the contract.
Mike(literally two seconds later): Here you go.
Jane: Oh, okay.
You've got to trust the process 🙏🏽
I absolutely love that they reference one of the best videos they've ever made in their entire CZcams channel life!!!!! At 4:38 he says "the ghost of The Riddler when Batman killed him, loophole"
Omg Andy's rage during this is hilarious xDD you can just feel it through the screen
No shortage of the stuff he got angry at was Mike actually following his advice.
@@merepseu I sometimes wonder if mike is only doing Andy's advice if he thinks it's bad?
@@marhawkman303 I can believe that. It implies that Mike does know how to play this game the 5-star way, he'd just rather not be second Andy.
@@merepseu We've seen mike do some REALLY scary stuff in the various Hitman let's plays. One lady he assassinated in Mumbai by putting a Propane tank next to her chair then sniping the tank. IIRC Mike didn't get spotted in that.
But yeah Mike has often said that the way Andy plays Hitman is just too boring for him to play that way.
Mike has never played Hitman before, this video convinces me of that.
Like the winter solider he's mind wiped after every kill
I love how the 1st several minutes are Andy trying to get Mike to hitman properly
Andy makes for a very stressful Diana lol.
Also patronizing
To be fair, Mike makes for a dreadfully unprofessional 47. He dies an awful lot.
@@drian3444clown
Dianna is so angry in this mission.
Trust the process has got to be a new iconic phrase 😂
"The Outside Xtra...apparently...featured contracts..." I'm glad they mentioned it. When I first saw that from IO I was slightly confused.
This was fun. Andy's exasperation with Mike's playstyle will never get old.
"You're the opposite of stealth"
Sooo.....standard Mike?
Congratulations on the recognition and exclusive contract placement in Hitman!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳
This went full Mike!
As a Silent Assassin, I'm upset like Andy.
As a OX fan, I'm not surprised in the slightest! HAHAHA
The first 8 minutes of the three of them bickering over what is a garden, and Jane + Andy backseat gaming at Mike, is pure joy. more Hitman forever plz
You wouldn't know a garden if you fell in its ornamental haha - Andy Farrant 2021
14:42 'Lady Gardener' sounds like a brand of razor.
A hearse! A hearse! My kingdom for a hearse!
😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
I have never heard any of them sound so tense. This is great!
Hold up for one second, you’re telling me that every British person has a manor house? Downton Abbey lied to me!
The joy Mike seems to get from winding Andy up is something close to wholesome. What was Jane's headcanon for this midsommer murder contract, were the targets besties? enemies? bad mall santas? really good at bingo? In a flying hellfish tontine with Jane? Or did Jane just wake up and choose chaos? I must know.
watching andy and jane roast mike's gameplay is the best way to experience hitman 🤣
I cannot wait to see Andy being forced to go all Mike
Mandatory requirement:
0 Hitman’s score
Andy loosing his s**t because of Mike is hilarious XD
Thank you for these contracts. I am a huge Hitman fan but the featured contracts have been a grind recently but I really enjoyed playing the outside xbox team's!
More Hitman, oh yes this should be very interesting indeed. Oh, congrats Mike, Andy, Jane, Luke and Ellen on getting on Hitman 3 featured contracts, very proud of you all 👏😀❤. That was utter carnage by Mike, I am not surprised at all, sorry Mike
Jane's family vacation comment has given me a new head canon: Andy's Oxdad, Mike is the rebellious uncle (like uncle jesse), jane is the fun and crazy aunt, luke is the kid always getting into mischief and ellen is the family cat (or the smart kid, she's definitely one of the two)
Mike: “it’s fine, everything is fine”
_screen turns grey_
Andy: *groans in frustration*
My favourite part of any OXBox Hitman Let's Play is always Andy's mounting frustration and anger at how Mike plays.
Thank you! When I heard about your contracts being featured and then saw them I was overjoyed!
I'm super excited for Andy to do Mike's mission. I did it with a silenced shotgun and still got spotted, ended up running away being shot lol
Everytime Mike says he knows what he's doing Andy loses a year of his life.
Edit: Having watched the entire thing, I think Mike shaved off a few years of mine as well.
So many missed wrestling puns every time they said "The Undertaker"
Are Daddy and Daddy going to break up? Is it Mommy's fault? (For making a mission that doesn't include running through a castle in plate armor with a two-handed sword).
Mike on the controls is a sure fire way to give me agita. It's a unique combination of frustration and stress that I find similar to watching someone try to assemble furniture without reading the instruction manual.
"What the most slothful CZcams channel around, and it's us" I knew there was a reason I liked it here
I love how the moment after he puts the guard in the box, a nearby dialogue says "It's hard to breathe in here."
After a really hard day at work this made me laugh. Thanks, you guys!
I worry that watching Mike play is bad for Andy's blood pressure.
Man, Andy telling Mike what to do just screams mom-yelling-at-you-to-let-your-younger-sibling-play energy.
I now think Screwy is to Jane's Hitman as Eldritch Blast is to Prudence.
i love how much anxiety mike gives andy! also "UNTIL IM PUNISHED BY ANY OF THIS STUFF, IM NEVER GONNA LEARN ANDY" -Mike 11:27
Mike was doing so well with hist first attempt even though he didn't fulfill all the requirements. Then he said "I'll try again!" And the next thing you see is the usual Mike-rampage and he's being hunted within minutes.
I guess it wasn't the missing criteria that got him to retry but the fact that he did so much stealth and wasn't hunted yet.
I'm still wondering why the undertaker is dressed like the mayor at a parade?
Andy is such a backseat assassin
I love the idea of Jane as the wealthy client, because she’s actively telling the assassin “You really ought to knock out the security man and take his clothes.”
Props for "Ornamental Ha-ha".
Had a great time completing your contracts.
Mikes in particular, I generally play like Andy, and running around with a shotgun, blasting everything in sight was both thrilling and surprisingly tough. How does that lunatic manage it? When he hardly knows what hitman vision is too.
I always assumed Jane would be wrath. Or bloodlust.
I think Andy's Wrath in this one. And if we're making Deadly Sins up, I think Mike is Irrepressible Cheerfulness in the Morning.
@@elafimilo8199 it was a play on lust. Bloodlust = lust
Petition to make Andy watching mike play hit man wrong a whole series