Hitman 3 SLOTH ESCALATION: Don't Move! | Hitman 3 Seven Deadly Sins DLC
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
- All this sinning is exhausting, so for a break, Andy, Jane and Mike play the laziest of Hitman 3's Seven Deadly Sins DLC drops: The Sloth Depletion. This sloth-themed escalation sees Agent 47 murdering his way through Dartmoor while trying to expend as little energy as possible, lest his vitality drains to zero and he dies. Are we capable of such extravagant laziness? Watch and see and subscribe for more Hitman on Outside Xbox.
Previously on Hitman 3:
Hitman 3 LUST ESCALATION: Who's the Secret Admirer? | Hitman 3 Seven Deadly Sins DLC
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So far, we have:
-Proud as a peacock
-Greedy as a frog
-Lusty as a snake
-Optimized as a snail
So we got Gluttony, Envy, and Wraith left
@@LuckyLucyHi and someone in the comments earlier explained the choice of developers for a snail (though, I doubt they had “optimised as a snail” in mind). but, since the choice for Pride is obvious, I wonder why they selected snake for Lust…?
@@gothmissstress temtation of the snake as original sin maybe? biblical references tend to pop up everywhere
@@gothmissstress From the story of Eve? Lust can easily be read as more simple temptation, not just sexual.
@@DrBrangar Could be because a snake is sometimes used euphemistically as a term for male parts involved in lust.
“I’m a wardrobe, don’t investigate.” was good, but I think the moment really called for “I’m a wardrobe, it’s my first day.”
Alternatively
*incomprehnsible IKEA noises
Nailed it.
27:13 this is why I love this channel.
Yeah, that was my thought too.
@@gruggerduggerhoose why are the walls speaking swedish?
The laziness of the very end is particularly satisfying. 47's escape plan: machine gun his victim, run up five stairs, sit down. That's more than enough escaping for today.
Lawyer: Go on.. Tell the judge why you did it.
Agent 47: I did it for the vitality.
Lawyer: your honor, you can clearly see my client is insane...
Your honour, as you can see I drained a lot of vitality by standing on that ledge. I had to compensate it by killing the jogger. Snail told me so!
"A snail told me it was okay."
The snail told me to.
@The Gaming Meta lawyer: and i would like to enter in to evidence several videos i have showing 47 as a drumer, tattooist, massage therapist, etc. etc.
Mike: Any time you move, you take damage.
Andy: Same.
🤣🤣🤣
One thing I wondered is if stamina drains faster when crouch walking than normal walking.
I like that the lazy sniping drains less vitality then the more effort involving throws.
Probably has to do with the kickback
Be nice to Wardrobe 47. It's his first day as a wardrobe.
Let's have the most chaotic member of OXBOXTRA play an escalation that requires you to be extremely precise in how you play the level. This should go well.
It was weird to hear Mike taking everything so seriously. He was in it to win it
He kills people efficiently, he doesn't hide bodies, look around for disguises or any of that stealthy nonsense. I'd say he was a good pick, I'd like to see Andy struggle with it though!
Yeah, I thought a similar thing. The one that runs from guards more than any of the others, this makes sense lol.
Jane crying, "He's using the minimap; run, RUN!" has to be the best summary of Mike's Hitman style ev- no, wait, I just remembered "in combat within 8 seconds".
every time i watch a hitman video i'm counting down the minutes until i hear andy's 47 impression
My Oscar speech: read names of director, writer, co-star. Big pause. “This really belongs to my rock, my inspiration, my destiny… the Outside Xbox Hitman playlist!” Wild applause as over 100 videos take a bow.
"Are you able to throw that ninja star?"
"Shuriken!"
Boooooo 😂
Ow, I just took 1d4 pun damage
"I can stay in the bush as long as I like, Jane"
When you think about it, a feather duster is just a really big fletched dart.
I wish all darts were that beautiful
practically an unoptimized arrow...
"She's got the health and resilience of a jogger!"
“Now like a snail we must optimise.”
Jane Douglas 2021
Put it on a shirt people!
The snail is so sloUUUUUUUUUUUUUUthful. The sin of slouuuuuuuuth. sloUth. sssslllllooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth. SLOUTH.
47’s battery life depletes faster than my iPad
Finally, we know something that Jane finds disturbing.
She's only disturbed by the fact the BioWardrobe managed to not only escape the bunker, but has apparently gained sentience enough to understand hiding.
It's going to be such an effort recapturing it then disecting it to figure out where the engineering went wrong for the next batch.
It’s not the only thing: P.T.’s Lisa, Being left alone in the basement when they were new to Phasmo and a grandfather clock as well as the basement thing that runs around before FNAF 3 phantoms attacking you in Madison. The grandfather clock was admittedly a bit amusing when she ripped off the towel to reveal it was just a grandfather clock 😅😅😅 Since it can’t actually attack you. But totally understandable with the rest
Me: "This is a fascinating mechanic that's actually a pretty decent illustration of spoon theory and how people with chronic and/or mental illness have to carefully budget their energy in a way many people take for granted--"
Also me: "Heheh 47 slouches in the snail chair like a Jarl on their throne in Skyrim"
Now, tell me about this dragon business...
Jarl Ballin
Considering how the majority of the Skyrim Jarls act it's not a stretch to ssy that most of them actually fill in this category.
I hated that--couldnt they at least pretend not to be lazy corrupt politicians who don't want to do their jobs?
"Just stomp her like a Mario!"
Had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Andy just imagines that Agent 47 acts and talks like the secret agents from the Milkman Conspiracy.
The sequel to "Flamingoes Never Say Die": "Snails Always Say Optimize"
wait, and that abbreviates to SASO (Silent Assassin Suit Only)... you're a genius
@@toastnuances OH NICE!
I always like the incredulity in Mikes voice when he gets one star, as if it's some how completely unexpected after slaughtering half the characters on a level.
TBF, he puts a lot of effort into eliminating potential witnesses.
@@jamma.77 and you get penalized for killing non targets, so you just made the case against him stronger
@@KuueenKumi It's called a joke.
47: I'm a wardrobe, it's my first day.
The snail is the animal picked for the sloth escalation because it’s spiral shell is an example of the Fibonacci sequence, natures copy pasted numbering sequence, which the Hitman devs have used as satirical representation for the concept of man’s inherent laziness
Also snails are like hella slow
inb4 TOOL fans ;P
Also because it would look really goofy to see 47 talk to a sloth statue
@@johnoneil9188 that part lol
Good work on Mike's part in this escalations, not least because he managed to complete it whilst having to constantly look at that suit
19:07 Jane and Andy talking about where there are guns on the map and scouting the place while Mike casually does the easiest thing to get a gun. :D
This mission is 47 phoning it in after a weekend bender . When he still hungover.
If Mike doesn't get to rampage through Wrath, I'll be sad. It's basically how he plays anyway.
i love jane so much lmao “oh no shes got the proportionate health and resilience of a jogger
Goddamn. I had no idea joggers were so tough!
I mean, they may be amateur athletes, but they're still athletes.
Of COURSE Jane is familiar with Junji Ito's Uzumaki
The zoom freeze frame with the horror music never fails to make me chuckle. It’s a direct line to my funny bone.
Jane is what Junji Ito reads about to scare himself.
I’m a wardrobe. It’s my first day
I'm a ghost haunting your wardrobe. It's also my first day
47 doesn't need a degree to be a clothing hanger
"I've got to thank you, for putting me back in my *SNAIL CHAIR*"
Andy's hitman impression is brilliant.
as a hitman with chronic fatigue syndrome, I can relate very heavily to 47's plight
8:30 Is that a Schlubmachine gun?
Ayyyyeeee
Andy does 47 so well lol it's too funny
The Sloth video was probably made first but it took soo long for it to get here that Lust and Pride showed up before it 😆
Optimizing Snails - my new band name.
47 in the mirror is so creepy lol
Show of the Weekend is finally back, now it's your turn. Bring back SHOW OF THE WEEK!!!!!! Seriously, how long can Jane's lab be left unattended before bad things happen?
It has already begun
Tell me someone got the 'Dya like dags' reference
The guards definitely saw your reflection, but you're so intimidating that they decided not to confront you.
I just can’t stop thinking of the They Might Be Giants song “Snail Shell.”
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell.
I wonder if you had pacified the jogger, could you have recharged multiple times.
This one was so tough for me. I managed the first two parts pretty okay, but the third bit was really rough. I managed to shoot the jogger from a window in the house and that's the only thing that kept me alive. I managed it in the end though.
What a challenge for Mike, as his usual explosive solutions are far too energetic. So what's left then and who gets the mission? Does Andy gets Envy (of Mike's play style)? Or does he get Wrath(ful) over it? Better yet, does Jane indulge in Gluttony and take the rest of the missions for herself?
I recently read Uzumaki and was thinking about that when you mentioned it! Spirals are unsettling now lol
You're really confusing the hell out of Andy these days, Mike. Caution and planning? That's HIS thing and don't you forget it. XD But yes, these levels are hard, as I saw when Jon over at MATN played them. . .and hey, at least this one's a REAL ESCALATION. That's something.
I've been struggling with this one. Didnt think Mike would be the one to help me
I like what they did with your contracts. Well done👍
This video is amazing.keep up the brilliant work guys!!!❤️
3:36 - GREAT
It's not like I'd forgotten Uzumaki even though it's been well over 10 years since I read that Junji Ito manga.
And also that other one with a bunch of people being drawn into "their" perfectly shaped holes only to slowly move through the mountain and become all warped and twisted.
I can't forget it, but it was just pretty far back in my memory.
_T.. thanks, Jane_
@@gsesquire3441 Nah, his manga are plenty for me.
"Something throwable and lethal"
So...Ellen
Mike is really far eager to embrace the idea of sloth assassination.
47: That was my nickname in college. Agent "Many Guns" 47.
"Mike's on the controller" oh no
The bit where you show 47 in the cupboard in the mirror explains why no one checks it. They probably DO see 47 but have seen enough scary movies to know you don't mess with haunted wardrobes.
OK, this particular level is going to require careful planning, minimal movement, and subtlety. Who shall we have on the controls?
....Mike wouldn't have been my first guess tbh :D
1. Did anyone see the Snatch (Film) reference - "D'YA LIKE DAGS?" during Results Screen at the end?! @29:45
*ioi* is great omg😂
2. Brief for Final Part of this says 47 could *Use A Disguise* for killing Fernsby & after, but you guys didn't need it! More u kno😉
3. Wardrobe Face 47 is _terror incarnate_ 💀
The drop Person A on Person B accident works only if it is scripted. IIRC only Paris has it.
Just when I thought I couldn't like you guys anymore you admit to reading Junji Ito's Spiral, just out of curiosity have you also read The Enigma of Amigara Fault?
I read it... and hated it. It's one of those "mystery for the sake of mystery" stories where weird shit happens for no reason. Or maybe I missed something.
"efficiency is clever laziness"
Hmm…what animal could we associate with “sloth?” Guys it’s literally the only deadly sin with an actual animal named for it! How did they make it a snail?! Smh lol
Even after they turn off the water, there usually is still a puddle. All you need to do is lure them there.
ah good old Hitman escalatjon
May have pacified the jogger for vitality. Then again when needed.
Snails: You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Man that was a stressful watch.
so the sloth escalation is not just lazily taking all 3 of Mike Jane and Andy's features contracts and calling it a day. well done to Mike on completing this esclation
When is the Hitman machinima coming with Andy voicing 47?
Ah, if only. Missed the machinima heyday by that much
Just FYI, you CAN shoot standing from a ledge with one-handed weapons. Also, you aren’t trespassing initially in most places outside in this DLC. ☺️
this was delightful
The struggle to be lazy is real in this one.
As if I didn't love you all already, Uzumaki gets a mention. But the important question - were you thinking of the manga or the movie? (Both are good imo, just curious.)
Just remember if on fire stop drop and cook
Watching this video and it's the first time I saw someone actually lose all their vitality and die.
Hitman sloth mission where running & gunning will drain your vitality & eventually kill you. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mike's at helm. That's a bold move Cotton let's see if pans out. (Spoilers it won't it's Mike & this is Hitman)
Edit: Wow he did remarkably well! Been practicing I see lol
Why does Agent 47 in the cupboard look like a ghost from Phasmaphobia?
Optimizing? That sounds so.... exhausting.
snail optimizing, or snoptimizing.
chronic fatigue simulator
I imagine that suit is 47s casual wear
love these
Has Andy completed this Escalation? If so, what was his rating?
This escalation speaks to me...
Phffff first time I've seen someone trying to show a hitman with chronic fatigue. Used more energy trying to look normal in front of people made me laugh.
Hitman: Spoonie Edition
I see you've played Hitman Spoonie before!
*After Further Snail-Worthy Optimism*
Enjoyable as always.
when are you going to do the envy and wrath esculations?
First corpse blindness, now snail chair blindness... It's getting worse people
Optimization: the 4th deadly sin
I’d actually buy a micro brand golden watch. Give us gold back!
24:33 What is this nonsense? There is finite Hitman content possible. Give us it all. We'll watch. Anyone too lazy to watch can use the timeline to skip forwards. Tsk.
All of these deaths and all this misery all because of a single snail. Life is simply unfair, don't you think?
Hey! I get that reference :)
Now to decide if I heard it in this reality or another one.....?
The fact that they can kill a jogger just makes it so much better