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  • @meatrocket1
    @meatrocket1 Před měsícem +35

    “Leave’s and sticks and bottle caps” 😂

  • @anniea3810
    @anniea3810 Před měsícem +9

    Dave’s so smart and wisely telling us how all the crooks in the world met together 👍

  • @The_0G_Chad
    @The_0G_Chad Před měsícem +42

    Turns out this kid was escaping puffys dungeon

  • @fredgfysmith6171
    @fredgfysmith6171 Před měsícem +72

    Jamie Fox in a white cowboy hat got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421 Před měsícem +25

    If Dave Chapelle was allowed to Host The Oscar Show, I'm sure the Oscars ratings would be off the Charts, But that will never happen! Why is that?
    Because Dave Chapelle would embarrass Hollywood and expose them all. Then they would turn on him!

  • @shreenewton9378
    @shreenewton9378 Před měsícem +17

    Best Comedian Ever😅 We Love You❤ From Texas

  • @davidtraina9295
    @davidtraina9295 Před měsícem +43

    Got to Love "gun that Identifies as a knife"

    • @daviddonnelly426
      @daviddonnelly426 Před měsícem +4

      *knife that identified as a gun. But you were close!😊

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421 Před měsícem +56

    This Man is just naturally funny, does not even have to try.
    Just a Natural.

    •  Před měsícem

      He is amazingly funny, ESPECIALLY, WHEN using the "N" word abundantly; however, were he start using others racial terms against others, he immediately becomes 'NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE." I wonder why! Why you inject 'race into it buddy...many of you are saying/thinking?

  • @contemporaryhumours
    @contemporaryhumours Před měsícem +44

    Mr. Chappelle is easily top 20 of all time stand-up comedians and comedians period. Love it!

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17 Před měsícem +31

    I think old puff Daddy is looking for that emergency exit door himself right about now.

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 Před měsícem +35

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!
    😂😂

  • @dr.prof.robtopnotch
    @dr.prof.robtopnotch Před měsícem +46

    Umm… yeah, “bodyguards should not wear dress shoes to work“ 😂. Wow. Too funny!

  • @lamarw2700
    @lamarw2700 Před měsícem +28

    Diddy wont be at anymore shows 😂😂😂😂

  • @kellytrimble7019
    @kellytrimble7019 Před měsícem +4

    Dave & Ricky Gervais are my favorites! Both don’t give a dam , speak truth! 😂

  • @user-fk4ws7vq4s
    @user-fk4ws7vq4s Před měsícem +2

    Dave you still rank number one in comedy and in my ❤your the funniest comedian alive today😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrssmith3957
    @mrssmith3957 Před měsícem +40

    Huge fan since the beginning, and you still Killin it!

  • @hauntedandAloneFB
    @hauntedandAloneFB Před měsícem +7

    That was hilarious 😂😂😂 my Filipina wife 🇵🇭 loved it too haha

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035 Před měsícem +10

    I tell people. Comedy Dave and Redd would have be Epic .

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 Před měsícem +11

    He run like he running from the police.

  • @Porks_TV
    @Porks_TV Před měsícem +33

    the Irony in Diddy Blocking the attacker from getting away like it was one of his sex workers running away😂

    • @meatrocket1
      @meatrocket1 Před měsícem +1

      That didn’t age well 😂

    • @TiffanyMays-pp4yz
      @TiffanyMays-pp4yz Před měsícem +1

      Ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christiahaynes1514
      @christiahaynes1514 Před měsícem +2

      No, this came out before the Diddy fiasco. He was mocking a dance moves Diddy use to do back in the 90’s.

    • @Porks_TV
      @Porks_TV Před měsícem

      @@christiahaynes1514 how you know how long he been raping people? Lol

  • @bosimpson4521
    @bosimpson4521 Před měsícem +16

    The best Comedic story teller to ever grace the comedy stage.

  • @DrunkComments
    @DrunkComments Před měsícem +10

    Puff tried to ensnare Chapelle as well😮
    Chris Rock was impenetrable 😅😮

  • @tinathrower284
    @tinathrower284 Před měsícem +2

    Dave is still the greatest!

  • @EdWatch-yx7hy
    @EdWatch-yx7hy Před měsícem +23

    Everybody haaates chriiiiis 😂😂😂 it's true

  • @user-ce9mv4my4z
    @user-ce9mv4my4z Před měsícem +12

    HOW DID HE PASS SECURITY, FIRED ALL. THANK GOD YOU ARE SAFE. HAVE SECURITY IN THE FRONT STAGE NEXT SHOW

  • @josquinguity6429
    @josquinguity6429 Před měsícem +2

    I had been laughing since the beginning of the show 😂😂😂🎉🎉very funny! Love it!!😂😂😂

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058 Před měsícem +79

    king of comedy

    • @jimmyintuitive
      @jimmyintuitive Před měsícem +2

      Not really. He would be if he's supporting Trump. Katt is simply funnier.

    • @justthetruth3058
      @justthetruth3058 Před měsícem

      @@jimmyintuitive fuking npc

    • @zacharymorris2613
      @zacharymorris2613 Před měsícem +6

      @@jimmyintuitivethis is a silly comment. What does his political ideation have to do with his jokes. Trump is a loser

    • @jimmyintuitive
      @jimmyintuitive Před měsícem +3

      @@zacharymorris2613 it's only silly because you genuinely don't like Trump. Not only do you not like Trump you are in denial or under a rock because Trump is winning. I never posted this thinking that Trump haters could relate. These days you can judge a lot by what someone thinks politically.

    • @lindahake1666
      @lindahake1666 Před měsícem +2

      He has TDS, bigly.

  • @amberdemayo6979
    @amberdemayo6979 Před měsícem +15

    Dave is without a doubt the GOAT and is probably gifted with the fact he's already been so successful that he can say the shit he wants and gets away with it which is how it should be anyway but unfortunately if your not in his position your getting cancelled for sure

    • @henrybutchy3242
      @henrybutchy3242 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah ... doing Lenny Bruce while I was a file clerk got me fired 7 times. Some people never learn.

  • @filmonteklay6372
    @filmonteklay6372 Před měsícem +18

    man you are hilarious😭🤣🤣

  • @tarecahubbard-holt1630
    @tarecahubbard-holt1630 Před měsícem +4

    Dave is a hoot and a holla. I know, I'm country. 😂😂😂😂

  • @davidthigpen7106
    @davidthigpen7106 Před měsícem +13

    😂😂😂 he is too damn funny.

  • @dimitriwimbley4126
    @dimitriwimbley4126 Před měsícem +3

    Love me some Dave... His funny is TRuth in jokes

  • @annielue7252
    @annielue7252 Před měsícem +3

    Love you Dave. 🙏💕🤩

  • @Loriburnett
    @Loriburnett Před měsícem +12

    Love your jokes. Stick it to them!

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035 Před měsícem +11

    Comedy still Alive

  • @JeremyIkner007
    @JeremyIkner007 Před měsícem +8

    Weirdly I got the same knife, bought it at a flea market years back and haven’t seen one like it until now unfortunately

  • @marklawrence76
    @marklawrence76 Před měsícem +1

    New Subscriber. Keep the videos coming

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před měsícem +1

    I saw Jamie Fox in the white cowboy hat. It's like Hey, who you think you are? That guy in the Jackie Chsn movies?

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastall Před měsícem +2

    Well that P Diddy joke might have waited a few days...

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 Před měsícem

    EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯

  • @kamaunjeri7562
    @kamaunjeri7562 Před měsícem

    Dave, you are such a great story teller🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před měsícem +1

    Can't live without you

  • @daedalusjones4228
    @daedalusjones4228 Před měsícem +4

    Chapelle is the greatest storyteller and most commanding speaker out there.

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc Před měsícem +5

    😂🎉you guys 🤠 rock

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc Před měsícem +4

    😂🎉you rock 😍

  • @darrylturner2611
    @darrylturner2611 Před měsícem

    Dave Chapelle is the best story teller of our generation!!

  • @deerobins9086
    @deerobins9086 Před měsícem +1

    Love this man. Uk. Follower.

  • @yonettethomas6270
    @yonettethomas6270 Před měsícem

    This guy is phenomenal.

  • @American_Made
    @American_Made Před měsícem +3

    Now we all gonna wonder who all knew what diddy was doin.

  • @Ken-wu4cm
    @Ken-wu4cm Před měsícem

    I'm only 9 minutes in and I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @black_sheep_nation
    @black_sheep_nation Před měsícem

    The set-up GOAT

  • @gailzellner7373
    @gailzellner7373 Před měsícem +3

    Hes joking but l. did too
    It was something in the air... I too could feel it during the reign of Barack Obama...❤❤❤

  • @ellenbruckermarshall4179
    @ellenbruckermarshall4179 Před měsícem +1

    “Nooow you have jokes?!?”

  • @donaldzinn2927
    @donaldzinn2927 Před měsícem +1

    I❤Dave
    As much as Red Fox 🫠🤣

  • @user-ze9ku1wq1r
    @user-ze9ku1wq1r Před měsícem

    I agree 👍

  • @dennismorris7573
    @dennismorris7573 Před měsícem +1

    Pure comic genius., Dave Chappelle.

  • @brianlove6175
    @brianlove6175 Před měsícem +5

    Everybody hates Chris

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278 Před měsícem

    Chappele is the Man!!

  • @fredfloyd34
    @fredfloyd34 Před měsícem +1

    Fade juice in the hand...yeow...

  • @ryanlee7895
    @ryanlee7895 Před měsícem +5

    I love the Japanese stuff at the end of this video

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 Před měsícem

    WHEATIES😂

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před měsícem

    Thats right 😮😊

  • @thatbeme
    @thatbeme Před měsícem

    Dam$, you're funny. 😅

  • @Minxyminx68
    @Minxyminx68 Před měsícem +3

    Isnt that "come join me in my watery grave" from Creepshow?? 😂 so many people probably never seen it, its an old movie series from 80s, Stephen King played in some of them, the one that quote sounds like was from the one where the guy burys the couple on the beach so the tide comes in n drowns them, n they come back from the dead for the guy n habe sea weed all over them n say that😂😂

  • @ryker6richard
    @ryker6richard Před měsícem +1

    You are the coolest funnyest man on the planet

  • @donnswaby369
    @donnswaby369 Před měsícem +2

    love Chappelle! ...and who was that woman coloring horses at the end?

  • @BankaiFever
    @BankaiFever Před měsícem

    Lmao Diddy stopped him in front of the door

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 Před měsícem

    ME TOOO ❤😂

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před měsícem

    That was a good on 😅

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před měsícem

    Thats Speedy Gonzalez Dave.

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před měsícem

    Yeah Daphne understood them better than anyone.

  • @melvinrice9078
    @melvinrice9078 Před měsícem +1

    Lol i saw the clip. You could hear dave back stage telling his boys to stomp the dude. It was hilarious. They messed that idiot up.

  • @moorediane7831
    @moorediane7831 Před měsícem +4

    Love ya Chapelle from Oz.

  • @rebeccawest9476
    @rebeccawest9476 Před měsícem

    GOAT

  • @JuYanLove
    @JuYanLove Před měsícem +5

    What's with all the cuts in the middle of sentences? Come on now.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před měsícem

    You will get paid .😅😅😅

  • @lukasstronghood2692
    @lukasstronghood2692 Před měsícem +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před měsícem

    Dammit man. That's......messed up.

  • @anthonyclarke860
    @anthonyclarke860 Před měsícem

    Wow they showed the real Dave Chappelle in the Grey jacket and yellow to shirt

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před měsícem

    I know, you've buffed up since then brother.

  • @OK-pi6fq
    @OK-pi6fq Před měsícem

    Hahaha

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před měsícem

    I know that right

  • @elijahpathfinder6204
    @elijahpathfinder6204 Před měsícem +1

    Good Morning David Chapelle Love this Obama Joke You are a Global Master Spiritual Social Political Awareness Scientist Comedian Keep Up The Good work In Jesus Christ Immanuel Admeem Name Blood Love Friendship ETC BE Blessed Every Second For Eternity Thanks
    🙏👍👍....

  • @wallacejohnson6846
    @wallacejohnson6846 Před měsícem

    Come join me in watery grave, lol!

  • @jamesmcclain5005
    @jamesmcclain5005 Před měsícem

    😂😂😂

  • @ConspirHerSee
    @ConspirHerSee Před měsícem +6

    Why is Dave the only one who can joke about the "Alphabet Gang" 🤣

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam39 Před měsícem +3

    Thank you and you're welcome.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před měsícem

    😅😅😅

  • @sherrimora1097
    @sherrimora1097 Před měsícem

    What’s up with the foreign language subtitles ?? Who’s hacking this & from what country ??

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před měsícem

    That was T J

  • @odis-edgardavidsonthefamilyof
    @odis-edgardavidsonthefamilyof Před měsícem +1

    Don't forget about the tongue condoms

  • @BubBub-yc8qm
    @BubBub-yc8qm Před měsícem

    He's such an intelligent guy with his comedy that it's hard to be offended by his delivery, unless you're just plain, old, or onery!

  • @sowhat3459
    @sowhat3459 Před měsícem +1

    Met a bunch of rotten bananas

  • @SashiCat96
    @SashiCat96 Před měsícem

    OMG Mickey Mouse is Mexican🤣🤣🤣

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před měsícem

    The world is crazy. Down is up, up is down, guys are women and women are guys. And we gotta understand.

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 Před měsícem +1

    The best the illuminate can do a wendy williams on him

  • @sackustwilight6957
    @sackustwilight6957 Před měsícem

    I bet Puffy got him.

  • @juangallardo1981
    @juangallardo1981 Před měsícem +2

    Genius

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058 Před měsícem +2

    just like

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před měsícem

    Thanks Jamie Foxx .😅