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  • @shreenewton9378
    @shreenewton9378 Před 29 dny +17

    Best Comedian Ever😅 We Love You❤ From Texas

  • @anniea3810
    @anniea3810 Před 28 dny +9

    Dave’s so smart and wisely telling us how all the crooks in the world met together 👍

  • @meatrocket1
    @meatrocket1 Před měsícem +35

    “Leave’s and sticks and bottle caps” 😂

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421 Před měsícem +56

    This Man is just naturally funny, does not even have to try.
    Just a Natural.

    •  Před měsícem

      He is amazingly funny, ESPECIALLY, WHEN using the "N" word abundantly; however, were he start using others racial terms against others, he immediately becomes 'NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE." I wonder why! Why you inject 'race into it buddy...many of you are saying/thinking?

  • @contemporaryhumours
    @contemporaryhumours Před měsícem +44

    Mr. Chappelle is easily top 20 of all time stand-up comedians and comedians period. Love it!

  • @fredgfysmith6171
    @fredgfysmith6171 Před měsícem +72

    Jamie Fox in a white cowboy hat got me bad 😂😂😂

  • @The_0G_Chad
    @The_0G_Chad Před měsícem +42

    Turns out this kid was escaping puffys dungeon

  • @user-fk4ws7vq4s
    @user-fk4ws7vq4s Před 28 dny +2

    Dave you still rank number one in comedy and in my ❤your the funniest comedian alive today😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidtraina9295
    @davidtraina9295 Před měsícem +43

    Got to Love "gun that Identifies as a knife"

    • @daviddonnelly426
      @daviddonnelly426 Před měsícem +4

      *knife that identified as a gun. But you were close!😊

  • @kellytrimble7019
    @kellytrimble7019 Před 29 dny +4

    Dave & Ricky Gervais are my favorites! Both don’t give a dam , speak truth! 😂

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17 Před měsícem +31

    I think old puff Daddy is looking for that emergency exit door himself right about now.

  • @robertwilkinson8421
    @robertwilkinson8421 Před měsícem +25

    If Dave Chapelle was allowed to Host The Oscar Show, I'm sure the Oscars ratings would be off the Charts, But that will never happen! Why is that?
    Because Dave Chapelle would embarrass Hollywood and expose them all. Then they would turn on him!

  • @dr.prof.robtopnotch
    @dr.prof.robtopnotch Před měsícem +46

    Umm… yeah, “bodyguards should not wear dress shoes to work“ 😂. Wow. Too funny!

  • @hauntedandAloneFB
    @hauntedandAloneFB Před měsícem +7

    That was hilarious 😂😂😂 my Filipina wife 🇵🇭 loved it too haha

  • @mrssmith3957
    @mrssmith3957 Před měsícem +40

    Huge fan since the beginning, and you still Killin it!

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 Před měsícem +35

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!
    😂😂

  • @Dustypa66
    @Dustypa66 Před měsícem +56

    One of the funniest comedians I ever seen.. love him ❤

    • @gailzellner7373
      @gailzellner7373 Před měsícem +2

      I agree he is too date.,.. But all of them came or was birth after... The Late Great None Other Than ... The Outstanding RICHARD PRYOR.❤❤❤😂😂😂❤

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035 Před měsícem +10

    I tell people. Comedy Dave and Redd would have be Epic .

  • @tinathrower284
    @tinathrower284 Před 29 dny +2

    Dave is still the greatest!

  • @lamarw2700
    @lamarw2700 Před měsícem +28

    Diddy wont be at anymore shows 😂😂😂😂

  • @bosimpson4521
    @bosimpson4521 Před měsícem +16

    The best Comedic story teller to ever grace the comedy stage.

  • @Loriburnett
    @Loriburnett Před měsícem +12

    Love your jokes. Stick it to them!

  • @dimitriwimbley4126
    @dimitriwimbley4126 Před 29 dny +3

    Love me some Dave... His funny is TRuth in jokes

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 Před měsícem +11

    He run like he running from the police.

  • @josquinguity6429
    @josquinguity6429 Před 29 dny +2

    I had been laughing since the beginning of the show 😂😂😂🎉🎉very funny! Love it!!😂😂😂

  • @tarecahubbard-holt1630
    @tarecahubbard-holt1630 Před měsícem +4

    Dave is a hoot and a holla. I know, I'm country. 😂😂😂😂

  • @annielue7252
    @annielue7252 Před měsícem +3

    Love you Dave. 🙏💕🤩

  • @DrunkComments
    @DrunkComments Před měsícem +10

    Puff tried to ensnare Chapelle as well😮
    Chris Rock was impenetrable 😅😮

  • @EdWatch-yx7hy
    @EdWatch-yx7hy Před měsícem +23

    Everybody haaates chriiiiis 😂😂😂 it's true

  • @Porks_TV
    @Porks_TV Před měsícem +33

    the Irony in Diddy Blocking the attacker from getting away like it was one of his sex workers running away😂

    • @meatrocket1
      @meatrocket1 Před měsícem +1

      That didn’t age well 😂

    • @TiffanyMays-pp4yz
      @TiffanyMays-pp4yz Před měsícem +1

      Ayoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christiahaynes1514
      @christiahaynes1514 Před měsícem +2

      No, this came out before the Diddy fiasco. He was mocking a dance moves Diddy use to do back in the 90’s.

    • @Porks_TV
      @Porks_TV Před měsícem

      @@christiahaynes1514 how you know how long he been raping people? Lol

  • @daedalusjones4228
    @daedalusjones4228 Před 29 dny +4

    Chapelle is the greatest storyteller and most commanding speaker out there.

  • @filmonteklay6372
    @filmonteklay6372 Před měsícem +18

    man you are hilarious😭🤣🤣

  • @kamaunjeri7562
    @kamaunjeri7562 Před 28 dny

    Dave, you are such a great story teller🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před 28 dny +1

    I saw Jamie Fox in the white cowboy hat. It's like Hey, who you think you are? That guy in the Jackie Chsn movies?

  • @user-ce9mv4my4z
    @user-ce9mv4my4z Před měsícem +12

    HOW DID HE PASS SECURITY, FIRED ALL. THANK GOD YOU ARE SAFE. HAVE SECURITY IN THE FRONT STAGE NEXT SHOW

  • @davidthigpen7106
    @davidthigpen7106 Před měsícem +13

    😂😂😂 he is too damn funny.

  • @darrylturner2611
    @darrylturner2611 Před 28 dny

    Dave Chapelle is the best story teller of our generation!!

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před 29 dny +1

    Can't live without you

  • @tommcelligott1035
    @tommcelligott1035 Před měsícem +11

    Comedy still Alive

  • @JeremyIkner007
    @JeremyIkner007 Před měsícem +8

    Weirdly I got the same knife, bought it at a flea market years back and haven’t seen one like it until now unfortunately

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058 Před měsícem +79

    king of comedy

    • @jimmyintuitive
      @jimmyintuitive Před měsícem +2

      Not really. He would be if he's supporting Trump. Katt is simply funnier.

    • @justthetruth3058
      @justthetruth3058 Před měsícem

      @@jimmyintuitive fuking npc

    • @zacharymorris2613
      @zacharymorris2613 Před měsícem +6

      @@jimmyintuitivethis is a silly comment. What does his political ideation have to do with his jokes. Trump is a loser

    • @jimmyintuitive
      @jimmyintuitive Před měsícem +3

      @@zacharymorris2613 it's only silly because you genuinely don't like Trump. Not only do you not like Trump you are in denial or under a rock because Trump is winning. I never posted this thinking that Trump haters could relate. These days you can judge a lot by what someone thinks politically.

    • @lindahake1666
      @lindahake1666 Před měsícem +2

      He has TDS, bigly.

  • @amberdemayo6979
    @amberdemayo6979 Před měsícem +15

    Dave is without a doubt the GOAT and is probably gifted with the fact he's already been so successful that he can say the shit he wants and gets away with it which is how it should be anyway but unfortunately if your not in his position your getting cancelled for sure

    • @henrybutchy3242
      @henrybutchy3242 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah ... doing Lenny Bruce while I was a file clerk got me fired 7 times. Some people never learn.

  • @dennismorris7573
    @dennismorris7573 Před 29 dny +1

    Pure comic genius., Dave Chappelle.

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastall Před 29 dny +2

    Well that P Diddy joke might have waited a few days...

  • @donaldzinn2927
    @donaldzinn2927 Před 29 dny +1

    I❤Dave
    As much as Red Fox 🫠🤣

  • @Minxyminx68
    @Minxyminx68 Před 29 dny +3

    Isnt that "come join me in my watery grave" from Creepshow?? 😂 so many people probably never seen it, its an old movie series from 80s, Stephen King played in some of them, the one that quote sounds like was from the one where the guy burys the couple on the beach so the tide comes in n drowns them, n they come back from the dead for the guy n habe sea weed all over them n say that😂😂

  • @deerobins9086
    @deerobins9086 Před 28 dny +1

    Love this man. Uk. Follower.

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc Před měsícem +4

    😂🎉you rock 😍

  • @marklawrence76
    @marklawrence76 Před měsícem +1

    New Subscriber. Keep the videos coming

  • @PhilipBaca-ci8mc
    @PhilipBaca-ci8mc Před měsícem +5

    😂🎉you guys 🤠 rock

  • @gailzellner7373
    @gailzellner7373 Před měsícem +3

    Hes joking but l. did too
    It was something in the air... I too could feel it during the reign of Barack Obama...❤❤❤

  • @moorediane7831
    @moorediane7831 Před měsícem +4

    Love ya Chapelle from Oz.

  • @yonettethomas6270
    @yonettethomas6270 Před 29 dny

    This guy is phenomenal.

  • @elijahpathfinder6204
    @elijahpathfinder6204 Před měsícem +1

    Good Morning David Chapelle Love this Obama Joke You are a Global Master Spiritual Social Political Awareness Scientist Comedian Keep Up The Good work In Jesus Christ Immanuel Admeem Name Blood Love Friendship ETC BE Blessed Every Second For Eternity Thanks
    🙏👍👍....

  • @ryker6richard
    @ryker6richard Před 29 dny +1

    You are the coolest funnyest man on the planet

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 Před 28 dny

    EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯

  • @ryanlee7895
    @ryanlee7895 Před měsícem +5

    I love the Japanese stuff at the end of this video

  • @American_Made
    @American_Made Před měsícem +3

    Now we all gonna wonder who all knew what diddy was doin.

  • @user-ze9ku1wq1r
    @user-ze9ku1wq1r Před 28 dny

    I agree 👍

  • @davidgriego278
    @davidgriego278 Před 29 dny

    Chappele is the Man!!

  • @ConspirHerSee
    @ConspirHerSee Před měsícem +6

    Why is Dave the only one who can joke about the "Alphabet Gang" 🤣

  • @melvinrice9078
    @melvinrice9078 Před 29 dny +1

    Lol i saw the clip. You could hear dave back stage telling his boys to stomp the dude. It was hilarious. They messed that idiot up.

  • @brianlove6175
    @brianlove6175 Před měsícem +5

    Everybody hates Chris

  • @donnswaby369
    @donnswaby369 Před měsícem +2

    love Chappelle! ...and who was that woman coloring horses at the end?

  • @ellenbruckermarshall4179
    @ellenbruckermarshall4179 Před 29 dny +1

    “Nooow you have jokes?!?”

  • @thatbeme
    @thatbeme Před 29 dny

    Dam$, you're funny. 😅

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 Před 28 dny

    ME TOOO ❤😂

  • @black_sheep_nation
    @black_sheep_nation Před 28 dny

    The set-up GOAT

  • @JuYanLove
    @JuYanLove Před měsícem +5

    What's with all the cuts in the middle of sentences? Come on now.

  • @BubBub-yc8qm
    @BubBub-yc8qm Před 28 dny

    He's such an intelligent guy with his comedy that it's hard to be offended by his delivery, unless you're just plain, old, or onery!

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před 29 dny

    Thats right 😮😊

  • @Ken-wu4cm
    @Ken-wu4cm Před 29 dny

    I'm only 9 minutes in and I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před 28 dny

    Yeah Daphne understood them better than anyone.

  • @fredfloyd34
    @fredfloyd34 Před měsícem +1

    Fade juice in the hand...yeow...

  • @anthonyclarke860
    @anthonyclarke860 Před 28 dny

    Wow they showed the real Dave Chappelle in the Grey jacket and yellow to shirt

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam39 Před měsícem +3

    Thank you and you're welcome.

  • @BankaiFever
    @BankaiFever Před 28 dny

    Lmao Diddy stopped him in front of the door

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před 29 dny

    That was a good on 😅

  • @rebeccawest9476
    @rebeccawest9476 Před 29 dny

    GOAT

  • @loyoladeleon6115
    @loyoladeleon6115 Před 28 dny

    WHEATIES😂

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před 28 dny

    The world is crazy. Down is up, up is down, guys are women and women are guys. And we gotta understand.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před 29 dny

    I know that right

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před 28 dny

    Thats Speedy Gonzalez Dave.

  • @shawntyewilliamson
    @shawntyewilliamson Před 29 dny

    You will get paid .😅😅😅

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před 28 dny

    I know, you've buffed up since then brother.

  • @sherrimora1097
    @sherrimora1097 Před 29 dny

    What’s up with the foreign language subtitles ?? Who’s hacking this & from what country ??

  • @lukasstronghood2692
    @lukasstronghood2692 Před měsícem +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-cl5ov9dx5o
    @user-cl5ov9dx5o Před 29 dny

    You stated correctly....BRUCE JENNER "WAS"

  • @SashiCat96
    @SashiCat96 Před 29 dny

    OMG Mickey Mouse is Mexican🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurischoolmarm
    @laurischoolmarm Před 28 dny

    I adore his energy, his fabulous storytelling skills, and obvious intelligence. However, I've never once laughed watching him.

  • @toppermostKY
    @toppermostKY Před 29 dny

    Who ever said Dave was in the top ten of all comedians needs their head examined!!!!!! And if you like dark and dirty humor, topper most ky on CZcams

  • @Evocati-Augusti
    @Evocati-Augusti Před měsícem +3

    What I dont understand is he had a record, and should never been in the front row, I think a few people made sure he was there...

  • @justthetruth3058
    @justthetruth3058 Před měsícem +2

    just like

  • @Imagine-JL
    @Imagine-JL Před 29 dny

    Dave is a hilarious mofo!! My absolute favorite. Im so glad he gave us another chance!! Most importantly he is a person with huge genius and uses it. Happy for him when he walked away when he did - he jumped off the bullshit bus and didnt look back until he was damned good and ready. So much respect for Dave and his view on the" Me Too" black dress bullshit was spot on!!! They didnt have the courage or balls to get the fuck off the bullshit bus!!! He walked for his own reasons and got his family away from the bullshit!! Dave you're a great man. So happy u back. Thank you for making me laugh my ass off Dave!!!! Much respect from me to you!!!

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před 28 dny

    Dammit man. That's......messed up.

  • @Hiiizenburg42
    @Hiiizenburg42 Před měsícem +2

    1:07:11 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cyndimoring9389
    @cyndimoring9389 Před 28 dny

    comedians are prophets too. He said trump was a puppet, even before 2020.

  • @cindyfrasheski3910
    @cindyfrasheski3910 Před měsícem +1

    Chicken is the best delicious biŕd there is. God is good.

  • @OK-pi6fq
    @OK-pi6fq Před měsícem

    Hahaha

  • @petehebert6462
    @petehebert6462 Před 28 dny

    Well Nichole and Goldman were hacked to little bity pieces pretty gruesome in a bad sort of way.